Crazy Captions

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "What!? Eomer and Nil welcome in my court!!?? May it never be!" ;)

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Look guys... you just can't find opals this big any more. Feanor sure knew his stuff about big shiny jewels...

[Oddwen]

*snerk*, TOREstel... :D

Aragorn*squinting*: Dang...I need my spectacles...these things were made for Nearsighted Elves, not Farsighted Rangers!

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Aragorn: "When I marry Arwen, will she make me bathe regularly?"

Magic 8 Ball: "Most Likely"

[The Saucepan Man]

In desperation, a down-on-his-luck Aragorn turns to grave-robbing and turns up trumps in the burial chamber of Thorin Oakenshield.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*You may be Sauron the Terrible, Lord of Evil, but that doesn't mean that some weirdo can't set up a private camera in your bathroom - next, on Sick Sad World!*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn watched the culmination of his plot to drive Denethor mad.

[Nimrodel_9]

Arry finds joy in pulling faces at his reflection.

[Lalwendë]

The cameraman captures the moment that he plays double-dog-dare with Aragorn, who has been challenged to see how close the hot coal can get to his face before he blinks.

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "I think I'll check in on Arwen and see how she's doing tonight. Oh, that's a nice dress, and...GIMLI!!??"

[Gil-Galad]

*Aragorn continuely stares at the Palantir*

Aragorn: i really need to get broadband...

*the one eye appears*

Aragorn: oh no!!!

Eye: i see you

Aragorn: a virus!!! oh help me macintosh, your the only one!

Eye:...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Merry: "What's he doing?"

Gandalf: "He is drawing Sauron's Eye away from Frodo and the Ring."

Legolas: "A diversion!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "Palantir, Palantir, in my hand. Whose has the 'fairest' girl in the land? Celeborn or me?"

Palantir: "Faramir."

[Maeggaladiel]

Aragorn knew something was wrong with his sea monkeys when they started engaging in nuclear warfare.

[Fingolfin II]

After the premature death of his mother and father, his trials and tribulations amongst the wildnerness of Middle-Earth for over 50 years, his contribution to the defeat of Sauron and his renewing of the Kingship of Gondor, Aragorn finally gets his reward from Elrond; a king-size marble.

[Lathriel]

Well the disco ball (or palantir as some scholars call it) has been brougth to Minas tirith and it is time for Boromir to teach Aragorn how to be a disco King.

Do the wave for Boromir the disco King and Aragorn soon to be Disco King. :D

[Gurthang]

Aragorn: "I shall call my new sculture 'Flame in Ball'! It's so simple, so elegant, so easy to make; I'll make a fortune selling it!" (laughs an I'm-going-to-be-filthy-rich laugh) :D

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

A drunk Aragorn performs an unfunny imitation of Gollum with the nearest prop.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

After watching Gandalf fall in Moria, Aragorn tries valiently to fend the Balrog off with it's own reflection.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

*Aragorn paces around Edoras searching for good reception*

"Two bars... TWO BARS?! I paid for nationwide service!"

[Mithalwen]

Sauron (via palantir):
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much power drives a maia insane"

Aragorn:

"Goodness gracious great ball of fire "

[The Elf-warrior]

Gollum expounds on the health benefits of eating raw meat to Frodo and Sam.

[Oddwen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samrope.jpg

Mr. Frodo! I couldn't find any rope, so I wove together some spaghetti. I'm sure it'll work as well. What? That spaghetti was for dinner? Oh dear.

Or...


Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Sam: I could do that. I've got some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.

[Formendacil]

While Frodo dozes, Sam prepares a noose to end their Gollum problem once and for all.

[Gil-Galad]

Sam: m'lady, i want you to have this gift, for letting us in your land

Galadriel:...but i just gave you it, your going to need it, keep it

Sam: no its yours, here

Galadriel: look, beleive me, your really going to need it in Mordor

Sam: with all the rewriting done in the Two Towers, i'll probaly end up in Mt.Doom in...oh i don't know...a glass elevator!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam is not so sure Water skiing is such a good idea around the falls of rauros.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Sam: Now, Gollum, I've another job for you. Help me pull this taffy.

Gollum: What's taffy, precious? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?

Sam: It's sweet and sticks to your teeth.

Gollum: But we has only six! Without them, we can't bite. You try to make Sméagol starve. He can't eat hobbits' food. Poor thin Sméagol!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Using the old 'Magic Rope Trick' Samwise dares to upstage Gandalf at the party.

*Scene not shown: Gandalf's resulting wrath*

[Esgallhugwen]

Palantir pic- (for those who watch the extra bits)

Viggo: Tell me the true name of David Wenham!!
Palantir: .......Daisy.........
Viggo: *rolls onto floor with raucous laughter*
David: what's going on in here?
Palantir: .....Hello......Daisy dear....
Viggo: *begins another endless peel of laughter*

[Meela]

Sam didn't know what to think when, upon accepting some fine Elven rope from Galadriel, he pulled out one of her hair extensions by mistake. Gimli, of course, was quite distraught to discover that his gift was now in fact a fake, sporting a label reading "Made in Umbar. Rinse twice daily in diluted Entdraught".

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sam: If I throw this lasso at Mt. Doom, we could slide the Ring from here!

[TomBrady12]

Sam : THATS IT!!! A lousy piece of rope!

Galadriel : Hey, consider yourself lucky. I only gave MacGyver a gum wrapper.

[Fingolfin II]

Sam: I found Gandalf the Grey's old hair down by Zirakzigil.

[Mithalwen]

Sam realised it was going to be a lot harder to get a halter on Shadowfax than it had his beloved Bill

[Maeggaladiel]

Frodo begins to suspect Sam is up to something. Why did Sam ask him to change his will? Why did he keep getting that odd gleam in his eye? Why was he mumbling about Frodo's death in his sleep? Until now, Frodo had dismissed it as lembas indigestion.

[Gurthang]

Sam, thinking to impress Rosie, prepares to show off his strength by ripping apart 17 whole strands of spaghetti at once. :eek: :D

[Nimrodel_9]

Look Mr. Frodo! I caught us some dinner! It's a snake! Mr. Frodo? Frodo!


Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Spread the love! :D

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sam: That's it? A yard of bloody rope?

Galadriel: It's not just a rope: it's . . . uhhh . . . it's a magic coney catcher.

Sam: :rolleyes: Yeah. Right.

~*~

Hey, Sam! Don't you roll your eyes at my aunt!

[Formendacil]

Sam: "That Gollum thinks he's really something catching rabbits. That's nothing to this snake."

[TomBrady12]

Sam is determined that Gollum will not lay a finger on his new Gucci purse.


TB12: Dynasty

[Nimrodel_9]

Sam's favorite past time: Playing with Playdough.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Mister Frodo sir, look! Gandalf's been this way... I found his hood!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Sam, having trouble sleeping one night in Mordor, begins muttering, "It's down and under, then over and up...no that's not right...it was right over left then down and under...no...maybe over and down then left over right and pull through...drats. Mr Frodo...Mr Frodo, do you remember how to make that double-hooked noakie-knot that my old gaffer taught us back when we were wee hobbits in scouts?
Frodo: Go to sleep Sam.

[Rimbaud]

Sam was beginning to understand why Frodo had suggested leaving the lawnmower at home.

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/sam/ttt_sam_4.jpg

Sam looking at Shelob: Wow, Mr.Frodo that Spider really is big!
Frodo: Congratulations, Sam, you've now mastered the art of obviousness.

[The Saucepan Man]

Sam eyed Frodo's Elven Brooch jealously and wondered why Galadriel had seen fit to bestow upon him a bent paper clip to hold his cloak together.

[TomBrady12]

Gazing glumly at his double chin in the mirror of Galadriel, Sam wondered if Gandalf had perhaps turned him part way into a spotted toad after all.


TB12: Dynasty

[Garen LiLorian]

Frodo: "Smeagol's not back yet? Inconcievable!"
Sam: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam tried the most innocent face he could muster when Frodo asked: "Did you kill Smeagol?"

[narfforc]

I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Strange thing though, I am sure the creature was trying to fly, it looked like it thought it had wings.

[Witch_Queen]

Sam looked at Frodo in astonishment as Frodo gave birth to a bouncing baby girl.


Sam: Frodo its A girl!!!!! Congratulations.

[Mithalwen]

"They have really lost the plot this time" Thinks Sam as Merry and Pippin start telling him about the walking trees with the magic potion.....

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Upon encountering Sauron in the middle of Mordor, Sam realises that he's going to have to come up with a really good excuse.

[Formendacil]

Sam to Rosie: "You're pregnant again?"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

It's gonna hurt, but Sam realises that he's going to have to tell Frodo to shave off the moustache.

[Milady Revenwyn]

Suddenly, Sam realizes that maybe he ate that Jalapeno pepper too quickly...

[Nimrodel_9]

Sam: Look Mr. Frodo! I can make my eyes go crooked!

(Did anyone else notice that one of his eyes are slightly looking another way?)
:p

[Oddwen]

Fro: Sam, watch the swinging tater. You are getting sleeeeepy...
Sam: :)

Or...

Sam begins to lose himself as he gazes into Mr. Frodo's big, deep, blue, very big, ephemeral, large, azure, humongous eyes.

Fro: Sam, snap out of it!

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Peter Jackson: Alright, Sean, this is the scene where Sam cries.

Sean Astin: Ok, here it comes... no no, wait, here it comes... Seriously, I can do it! Here we go, here are the tears...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elven Cloak (with brooch): $250

Trip to Mordor: $1762.98

Having to explain to your wife where you have been all those times: Priceless.

[narfforc]

Sam to Frodo in Osgiliath, "By rights Mr Frodo we shouldnt even be here", "Quick pass me a copy of that damn book again", replies Frodo, glaring at Peter Jackson.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gollum had resorted to devious pharmaceutical-based strategies to lower Sam's suspicions.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

SAM: Hum. Perhaps it is time for a new picture...

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Smeagol.jpg

Smeagol to Peter Jackson: What do you mean I don't actually sing "Gollum's song"?

[Boromir88]

:Smeagol starts to bite into the fishes head:

Sam: No not that way! :Sam shows Smeagol the proper English way to eat:

Smeagol: Whys should we eatsss, nice, juicy fishess like that?

[The Saucepan Man]

Smeagol is told that he is not to be invited back for the second round of auditions for the remake of The Blue Lagoon.

[The Saucepan Man]

On seeing the proposed poster campaign shots, L'Oreal executives begin to doubt the wisdom of investing in a range of fish-oil shampoos.

[Mithalwen]

Smeagol realises Frodo has pulled a flanker on him by having the ring fed-exed to Mount Doom.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Gollum: This big, precious, this big, yes, yes. The One that got away, yes precious, the One that got away was this big, gollum.

[Lalwendë]

Just thirty minutes swimming in the sea near Sellafield*, and look at the state of poor Liv Tyler now.









*notorious UK nuclear fuel reprocessing plant.

[Mithalwen]

Just thirty minutes swimming in the sea near Sellafield*, and look at the state of poor Liv Tyler now.









*notorious UK nuclear fuel reprocessing plant.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2005/02/livtylerSPL040205_450x450.jpg

the resemblance is uncanny.... oh the joys of motherhood :P

[Maeggaladiel]

Smeagol tries to remember where it was he was supposed to meet Gollum...

"Under nasssty rockses? In sswishy riverses? Under fressshly-killed hobbit corpses?"

[Gil-Galad]

Sam: mr.Frodo! supper is ready! its...

Gollum: you said it was my turn to cook

Sam:fine...gollum has prepared some nice raw fish which he just caught 5 minutes ago...errgh...

Gollum: and what else did Smeagol say was to go with the fishes

Sam: and i made some Shake and Bake...

Gollum: and i helped!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

No-one remembers the runners-up in beauty contests, but they have feelings too.


or


It was with a numbness of heart that Gollum realised his date had stood him up.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Despite the washboard stomach and hours of running around in naught but a loincloth, Smeagol has just discovered that it was Legolas and not he who would become LOTR's sex-symbol.

[Lalwendë]

The day Samwise 'accidentally' blocked the toilet, Frodo called out Smeagol's Plumbing Services to see to the septic tank:

"That'll be £50 for the partses, £80 for master's use of the flushing rods, one gold ring for a hour of our preciouss labour and one hundred poundses for our call out charges. Plus VAT."

[Formendacil]

Slinker is unable to grasp the concept when Stinker tells him that Master is going to destroy the Precious.

[Ainaserkewen]

Sam, Frodo and Gollum passing time.

Frodo: No, no, no! Smeagol it's pigeon toe, pigeon toe, slide, slide, slide.

Gollum: Silly stepping could not be so difficult if poor Smeagol did not dance with fat Two-left-foots.

Sam: *fuming* Oh, is that right? Well I couldn't...he said to...YOU HAVE CLAMMY HANDS!

Frodo: Is it just me, or did whoever is telling this story going to leave out this scene for a reason. Do you guys want to end up like a bad Broadway musical? Now let's try again. 5, 6, 7, 8...."

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Yess, Master, trickssy false Faramir gives us shiny walking stick too...

[TomBrady12]

Gollum : Ellliot.....Elllliot.....

Peter Jackson: ANDY, would you PLEASE FOCUS FOR 5 MINUTES !!!!

Andy Serkis : Phone home?....

Peter Jackson AAAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH (as he smashes his camera)


TB12: Dynasty

[Milady Revenwyn]

Sam: So who are you today, Gollum? Slinker or Stinker? First you look at Mr. Frodo like an adoring dog looks at its master, now you're giving him shifty eyes!

[Oddwen]

Faramir: Surrender!
Gollum: You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gollum spots a game warden.

[Fingolfin II]

Gollum is so mesmerised by the sight of Mrs Gollum that he even drops his fish.

[narfforc]

Faramir stood up and spoke in a clear voice:"Men of Gondor, hear now the Steward of this Realm! Behold! one has come to claim the kingship again at last. Here is Aragorn son of Arathorn, chieftain of the Dunedain of Arnor, Captain of the Host of the West, bearer of the Star of the North, wielder of the Sword Reforged, victorious in battle, whose hands bring healing, the Elfstone,

From the back someone shouted, "Get on with it"

Faramir replied "Alright, alright I am coming to it. Elessar of the line of Valandil, Isildur`s son, Elendil`s son of Numenor. Shall he be king and enter into the City and dwell there?

From the host came a voice saying "Prove it"

Aragorn hold up his sword and replies "I bear Anduril, Flame of the West".

A man shouts back, "Is it a Limited Edition one like mine".

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Narfforc, what did that have to do with the caption?

Anyway;

Gollum: An award? For me? ... ... ... What do you mean 'Animated'?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gollum stands in awe at Faramir's notorious interrogation techniques; which include the terrifying metaphor, and the skull-crushing paradox.

He's not sure whether this is any better than Boromir's "Bash 'im 'til he talks!" routine.

[Gil-Galad]

new pic maybe?


http://www.sumodownload.com/content/screenshots/lord_of_the_rings_the_battle_for_middle_earth/screenshots003.jpg


Gondor man in front: oh why didn't i get Capital One!!!

[Mithalwen]

Faramir:"Good evening, and welcome to the Henneth Annun Forbidden Pool, Ithilien, for this year's finals of the All-Middle Earth Summarize Proust Competition.

As you may remember, each contestant has to give a brief summary of Proust's 'A La Recherche du Temps Perdus', once in a swimsuit and once in evening dress.

So let's crack straight on with our first contestant tonight. From the gladden fields, Mr Smeagol Gollum......


Gollum: Fisssssshh nice Fisssssssh?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

One Gondorian taps another on the shoulder.

"I think you should look behind you!" says he

The other laughs and says; "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm not falling for that old -"
*SPLAT*
:smokin:

[Mithalwen]

Elrond's hope that the Fellowship could leave discreetly was dashed when the Imladris branch of "Hertz Rentabeast" gave them a complimentary upgrade from Bill the Pony....

[TomBrady12]

Genie : What is your one wish, you must but ask, and you shall recieve.

Gondorian Soldier : I wish for a dashing young woodelf with great hair.... who can single handedly kill all of these seasoned warriors....... and bring down these enourmous Mumakil for us....and state the obvious whenever possible!

Genie : HA! ( Bent over with laughter) What do I look like, Fran Walsh?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The orcs decided they were going to need bigger catapults if they wanted to get those Mumarks over the walls of Minas Tirith.
:smokin:

[Esgallhugwen]

Down Time in Minas-Tirith playing X-Box

Faramir: Ok here's the game plan boys you go with me and we'll flank the Oliphaunts to the left.
Aragorn: Right, I mean left. Right?
Faramir: Right, we flank them left.

*A few mintes later*

Faramir: What are you doing I said left!
Aragorn: Was it your left or my left?
Faramir: *rolls eyes* We should have had the Elf do it, where did he go anyway, he's supposed to take out the catapults.
Aragorn: He's over there filing his nails.

[The Elf-warrior]

Help!! We need some burning pigs, pronto!!

[Gil-Galad]

*Two Gondor men standing as the Mumakil charges*

1st Gondorman: well this is it budd- what are yo udoing?

2nd Gondorman: trying to figure out the cheatcode of how to get to the next level...

1st Gondorman: dude thats lame... have you tried All your base are belong to us?

2nd Gondorman: yea...

[Formendacil]

It was somewhat embarassing thought the Witch-king while caught in rush-hour traffic, to be caught using the wife's transport. If only his fellbeast had been done at the garage.

[Lhunardawen]

Sam pic:
In a brief moment, Sam contemplates on the possibility that The Saucepan Man used to be a resident of his backpack.

Gollum pic:
Gollum realizes that he's had too much fish. I never thought the day would come.

[The Only Real Estel]

Faramir: "We're going to need some big mice."

[Elennar Starfire]

Gollum pic:

Gollum's been caught with his imaginary girlfriend.

[Fingolfin II]

Aragorn couldn't gather enough dead people to fight for him, so he thought he'd dress them up in costume to scare the opposition instead.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Another example of Sauron's pure disregard for the environment. In spite of the ready availability of fuel efficient transportation, he chooses to use the gas-guzzling Hummer Oliphaunt as standard military issue.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Kids...the picnic's cancelled.

[Gil-Galad]

Haradrim at top:If this Oliphaunt goes under 5 miles an hour it'll explode!

[Atarah]

Cameraman: I hope these things know how to jump *ducks*



or



Haradrim #1: Ooo... The sky is so blue today...
Haradrim #2: That's odd. Where are all the evil black clouds that guy Sauron made to create a ominous atmosphere for the battle?
Haradrim #3: You idiots! You let the Oliphants escape!

[Nimrodel_9]

Haradrim #2: Heh heh! Your Mumak just stepped in it! Guess you have to go back to the Oliwash!
Haradrim #1: Oh, do shut up.

[The Saucepan Man]

... a page or so ago, Frodo and Sam found themselves in the Oliphaunt litter.

Oliphaunt's foot: *SQUELCH!*
Frodo: Urk!
Sam: Oomph!

And so the Quest of the Ring ended in a most unfortunate and messy fashion ...

[Garen LiLorian]

Aaaaannnd... Coming around the final bend it's Elephant o' War ahead by a length of the surprising Orcish Catapult, a long shot if ever there was one but in top form tonight. Grey as a Mouse in third has moved to the outside, looking to make up some room on the leaders before the end of this exciting race.

[The Only Real Estel]

It would appear that conformity was not widespread to the newest policy of the UOL (United Oliphaunt League) that banned the use of steriods.

[Ainaserkewen]

Another example of Sauron's pure disregard for the environment. In spite of the ready availability of fuel efficient transportation, he chooses to use the gas-guzzling Hummer Oliphaunt as standard military issue. Yeah, all that smoke and kicked-up dirt has caused the picture to appear pixilated from pollution. No regard at all!

Also, in response to the fact that I can't send you reputation points, Eomer,Kids...the picnic's cancelled. Funniest quote for the pic. I hereby grant you Aina's magic points...that can also be used at Canadian Tire and A&W Restaurants in Canada.

[The Only Real Estel]

Also, in response to the fact that I can't send you reputation points, Eomer

I'll second that motion. PM me within five days if I haven't gotten back to you on that matter, Eomer. ;)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Haradrim: Wait, ain't that the Blue Mountains? Where are we?? Who's got the map!?

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

The makers of Trident screamed and fled when they realize that 2 out of 3 oliphaunt's dentists were still recommending them.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

You guys.... ;)

If only elephants ate something really striking, then there would be a great caption lurking. But what do elephants eat? Little help?

Anyway...

Fewer beasts were signing up for the army, so Sauron had resorted to using virtual reality creations to scare the enemy.

[Oddwen]

One word:

Riverdance.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

...Denethor had suddenly struck upon a fantastic new plan to defeat the Haradrim: all he needed were delicious peanuts and strategically-placed landmines.

[Boromir88]

Let's try a new pick...

http://sean.mythicdesigns.net/boromir4/boromiraragorn1.jpg
Boromir: So you see Mr. Reporter it takes a real man to wear purple.
Aragorn: :thinks: and this is the future steward if I don't claim the throne?

[Encaitare]

Boromir always wears his purple satin jammies under his armor, a habit which skeeves out Aragorn to no end...

[radagastly]

Aragorn could barely contain his envy over The Disco King's flashy costume for the Sheik of Araby dance contest.

[Fingolfin II]

Aragorn to Galadriel: He gets purple pyjamas and I get some stupid green stone?!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn wondered if he should warn Boromir about the stone man who was about to murder him.

Aragorn: Hummmm.... Nah.

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: Inconcievable!

Or...

Boromir: I'm not happy.
Aragorn: Why? I gave you my favorite purple pajamas! I bandaged your hand after removing your hangnail! I gave you a pedicure! What more do you want?
Boromir: I want a lollypop.
Aragorn: Oh, for crying out loud...

Or...

Aragorn: Oh my...is that a flea?

Or...

The competition to see who was the Manliest Man grew testy. Aragorn felt that his leather jerkin was the manlier of the two outfits, yet Aragorn himself envied his opponent's silks & satins and secretly plotted to sail to Númenor and take Vairë the Weaver hostage. Boromir, however, secretly desired the Ranger's leathers, as he percieved it to be the hide of a wild Kine, and would match wonderfully with the Horn of Gondor, which by the way was very manly as Aragorn could not play an instrument.





I'm sorry...it's late...:o

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sean: See? I make a better king.

Viggo: Of what? Mummified hands?

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Boromir: Does this make me look fat?

[narfforc]

VIGGO, desperately holding on, "Come on Sean, let me have some toilet
roll".
SEAN, "No go find your own".

[Evisse the Blue]

Boromir: You know, Aragorn, it was really mean of you to break my arm just because my pijamas are prettier than yours...
Aragorn: I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to go so far...I was just so mad. There, let's just rest a bit...

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

And so kids, this is what happens when you lose your temper and punch a stone statue.

[Bêthberry]

Aragorn: I hate this fence-sitting. Don't you?

Boromir: You get used to it. Just keep smiling.

[Morsul the Dark]

Aragorn: Boromir...I'm sorry I broke your hand...but me and Legolas agree you deserve it WHY in the world would you wear those pajamas!

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn (singing):

Well I saw the thing comin' out of Gondor
It had a fine strong horn and a fine square jaw.
I sat beside it and I said "ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple Ring stealer to me.

It was a square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer.
(square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer)
A square-jawed, one-horned, dyin' purple Ring stealer
Sure looks strange to me.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bean: After a really good meal, there’s nothing like a good cigar. I always smoke "Mac Beth" because it...

Viggo (To Peter Jackson) : Is Sean alright? Only, he seems to be talking to the wall.

[Boromir88]

Bean: Obviously I am the star of LOTR, I mean look at me.

Viggo: But you died in the first movie.

Bean: :mutters: Back off, this is my chance for fame.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Aragorn: If he tries to hold my hand again, I'll break that one too.

[TomBrady12]

Aragorn thinks: Ooohh, a grey. And to think, I'm the 87 year old!


TB12: Dynasty

[Mithalwen]

A: "I really don't think that purple satin with chain mail is a good look, Boromir"
B: " ...And this from someone who makes swampy look like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen..."



At a Lorien club, Aragorn was not convinced by Boromir's bragging about being a babe-magnet:

B: "You may be the king of Gondor, but I am the disco king..watch and learn"

A : "No, Boromir, trust me, I know about elf girls... if you offer to show her the Horn of Gondor, it won't just be your hand that needs a bandage.....

[Lalwendë]

Viggo: No wonder you ended up in casualty, going to watch Sheffield United dressed like that.

[davem]

Aragorn: 'You had to go playing around with the shards of Narsil didn't you! Those things haven't been cleaned in years - I knew that cut would get infected. Stay here & I'll go fetch the Athelas.'

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "You idiot. I knew I shouldn't have fallen for that fake-arrow trick. If I had known that whole death scene was put on I'd have given you worse than that orc scratch. I don't know why Legolas bandaged it for you. I don't like you at all."

[Gil-Galad]

Boromir: after we got out of Moria, everyone was bumbed cause good ol' Gandy fell... so i thought i might as well cheer them up with my nice purple shirt, it so beats saruman's pink cloak...well i like to think that...

~later~

Aragorn: when Boromir walked into the eating area with his purple shirt on, we so thought that hes the next to die...and we thought that this was over after the whole Gandalf/Short-Shorts incident...

[Nimrodel_9]

Borrums borrows Saruman's jammies. :D

[Gurthang]

After going to the Barrowdowns and seeing how everyone raves about his purple PJs, Boromir decides to wear them all the time. Meanwhile, Aragorn seriously wonders if Boromir has any brain at all. :D

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: "Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King, eh. What's with the purple robe my friend?"

Boromir: "It's my Disco King outfit!"

Aragorn: "Ok... What happened to your hand?"

Boromir: "Gimli mocked my outfit and when I tried to hit him he ducked, stupid dwarf, and I broke my hand on his helmet!"

[Gil-Galad]

Boromir talking to a bunch of kids sitting around in awe

Boromir:...and then i took my horn and started using it to call the armies of Gondor to come to my aid

Aragorn muttering: which were miles away... :rolleyes:

[Ainaserkewen]

Boromir, who are you looking at? And furthermore, who are you posing for?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: I see trees of Green... red roses too... I see them bloom... For me and you... and I think to myself... What a wonderful World!

Aragorn daydreams about any ironic, or just amusing ways in which he could shut Boromir up. So in the end he got a small stone giant to do it for him.

[Lhunardawen]

Aragorn suspects that Boromir's an ally of Saruman. I wonder why.

[Lalwendë]

There were some stony faces in Rivendell as Aragorn and Boromir realised they'd been set up for a makeover with Trinny and Susannah of the BBC's What Not To Wear.

[Atarah]

Aragorn: *sighs* [thinks] Arwen used to have pyjamas that colour...

or

Boromir: Pssst... Aragorn... Don't look now, but that mirror over there is bewitched... We're all swashed in one direction...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: New Pic, perhaps.

http://www.daereth.diallink.net/movies/faramir.jpg

Faramir To Denathor: Say you want me dead one more time! I dare you! I double dare you! Say it ONE MORE TIME!

A special biscuit to any who can name the film that’s from.

[Garen LiLorian]

Aragorn/Boromir pic;
Boromir; NO! Gollum! Gollum bites Frodo's finger! Honestly!
Aragorn; Ok..ok.. I reallly got it this time.

Faramir pic;
(Lurtz shoots Boromir for the second time)
Lurtz; Yeah, that's probably good...
Faramir; Stealing Daddy's love...Thinks he's so great... show him...rachin'frachin' mumble mumble mumble

[Rimbaud]

Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow...

[TomBrady12]

Boredom durring the siege of Minis Tirith:

Larry Bird: "Alright boys, off the tower of Ecthelion, through Mirkwood, over the Lonely Mountain, between Celeborn's legs, through Shelob's lair, and into the great eye."

Faramir: "Winner gets Eowyn!"

Micheal Jordan: "Your on!"


TB12: Dynasty

[The Saucepan Man]

Faramir: Hold still, Elboron! How am I supposed to hit the apple if you keep fidgeting around like that?

[Meela]

Aragorn finally reciprocated Eowyn's feelings for him, but it soon became obvious that he should have picked a time other than her wedding to Faramir to do so.

[Lalwendë]

The red mist descends upon Faramir after a visit to the new Minas Tirith hairdressing salon: "You will pay with your life for giving me this mullet!"

[Mithalwen]

Wenham: "So Bloom was after my role was he? Well two can play at that game..."

[Evisse the Blue]

Aragorn finally reciprocated Eowyn's feelings for him, but it soon became obvious that he should have picked a time other than her wedding to Faramir to do so.
....continued:
"You will be a healer, you say? Well heal THIS!" Faramir said to his wife, pointing the arrow at the unfortunate Aragorn.

[ElementFire]

Faramir finds himself hard pressed wether to kill Arwen as Eowyn commanded, or let Arwen steal Aragorn's love and make Eowyn hate him....

[davem]

'Right Monaghan, that's the last time you call me Daisy...'

[Lalwendë]

At the Gondor awayday (again):

The delegates were getting restless during Denethor's really boring presentation and the elastic band flicking session descended to a dangerous level...

[Formendacil]

Boromir and Aragorn Pic

Aragorn is unfazed at Boromir's subtle attempt to irritate him by wearing the colour of Royalty.

Faramir Pic
In a fit of childishness so typical to his bookwormish nature, Faramir plays at being Robin Hood.

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn/Boromir Pic
Denethor (to Boromir): "Oh my, I do hope you're all right, those splinters can be nasty things. What a whopper! At least a foot long I should think. Was probably Faramir's fault. We'd better put some more bandages on it. If you die I'll never forgive my second born."

Aragorn: "He really doesn't like him, does he?"

Denethor: "Come Boromir, lets get those bandages, and have that scruffy scoundrel thrown out, I don't like the looks of him." :p

[wilwarin538]

Faramir: So Legolas, you think your good with a bow? Well just watch this.
* shoots and hits a piece of wood about a foot from where he should of * That's not fair. I wasn't ready. ONE more time.

[The Only Real Estel]

Faramir soon tired of the anonymous gangrel creature that always stole his nightly meal of fish right out from under his nose. Though strangely the chips were always left behind...

[TomBrady12]

Faramir's initial reaction upon seeing Pippin wearing his old tower guard costume.

"My Daddy MADE THAT FOR ME!!!!!!!"


TB12: Dynasty

[Nimrodel_9]

Faramir is easily distracted.

Foul scum of Mordor! Quiver under my gaze! Prepare to-- Hey! There`s a cute little bug on my string!

[The Elf-warrior]

Faramir teaches his soldiers Archery 101.

[Fingolfin II]

Faramir finds out that Eowyn wasn't over Aragorn after all.

[Gil-Galad]

Faramir:aha! twisted orc! no one expects the Gondorish Inquisiton! our cheif weapon is fear, surprise...our 2 cheif weapons are fear, surprise and devotion to the pope...three! three cheif weapons in my totally blundaring in which i have state,how do you plea!

[Lhunardawen]

Faramir avenges his brother's broken hand.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Faramir contemplates, "I wonder if the symbolism of releasing a 21-flaming arrow salute at Dad's funeral will be well received by the Gondorian gentry?"

[Lalwendë]

Faramir spots a Barrow-Downer and decides to take his revenge: "I'm sick to death of you all taking the mick out of me on Crazy Captions! See how you like this!"

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Faramir meets Peter Jackson. "So you thought you were improving the movie by changing my character?!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Boromir just didn't get it; Faramir really hated rap music.

[Nimrodel_9]

Faramir: Where does Legolas get his lemon scented arrows? Maybe I should ask him. No, then he would--Legolas! I, uh, didn't see you there! Steal your arrow? No, no, not me!............

[Lalwendë]

Faramir tries out his latest purchase from The Shopping Channel, a Bullworker. Two weeks later it will be dumped in the broom cupboard along with his Tamagotchi, that foot spa (which seemed such a good buy at the time) and his Rubik's Cube.

[Nimrodel_9]

Blast! There goes my elbow! Stuck again! Is anyone there? Boromir! Boromir?!...... Daddeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[Oddwen]

Faramir: Dad, can I ask you a question?

Denethor: Shoot.

Faramir: Well, okay...

[The Only Real Estel]

Carl readied his silver arrows as the werewolf attacked Van Helsing.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Faramir was a little to eager to show Frodo what he thought Isildur's Bane was.

Frodo happened to be casted as Isildur.

[Witch_Queen]

Faramir Pic.

Faramir and Denathor spending some father and son time together.

Faramir: Come on Father how am I suppose to get this arrow into that apple on your head if you don't stop moving.

Denathor: But I'm afraid you may miss.

Faramir: Come on don't you trust me?

Denathor: Thats the thing I don't trust you.

[Maeggaladiel]

As the scream of yet another fallen Gondorian echoes through city, Faramir realizes that he really, really needs contact lenses.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Faramir: I'll shoot you if you don't post a new pic!

http://www.overhillandunderhill.com/graphics/fantasyplanet-gimli_1.jpg

Alien abduction was around, even in Middle Earth.

[Meela]

Gimli competently proves that there is no such thing as a 'place where the sun doesn't shine'.

[Boromir88]

Gimli: Come on Saruman, come here, try to break the light, I dare you.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

The unfavorable reaction of Dwarves on being told to clean their rooms is brought to light.

[Witch_Queen]

Follow the light Gimli.. Follow the light!

Despite the voices in his head Gimli turns away from the light.

[Lalwendë]

Peter Jackson's Terminator 4 : Rise of the Gonnhirrim.

The T3 and a half awakens and says: "I need your boots, your axe and some of that pipeweed stuff might be nice".

[Formendacil]

Gimli: "Orks can't bear the sunlight, right? Then we are safe until nightfall...."

[Atarah]

Gimli hoped that no one noticed him "bottom burp" into a nearby flame...

[Maeggaladiel]

The cave troll aligns the sights on his troll-sized sniper rifle. That dwarf never saw it comin'.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Gimli: All right! Who ordered the roast pork?

[The Elf-warrior]

Gimli tries to decide which axe to use.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir's disco was REALY getting on Gimli's nerves. Finally he decided to take matters into his own hands. :p

[Lalwendë]

The morning after the night before, Gimli surveys the damage wrought by his hotel room trashing spree.

[davem]

'For the last time you guys. I DID NOT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE!'

[TomBrady12]

Gimli could scarcely contain the lust that shot through him the moment he laid eyes on that beautiful cave troll. Roaring fires and malt beer would never compare to the fires roaring in her eyes, and the supple curve of her hips...

Gandalf: *(sighs)* "Perhaps it's time I conjure him up a girlfriend...."


TB12

[The Saucepan Man]

Gimli: Hey Indie, now we are in the Well of Souls, let's find the Ark.

Legolas: The Dwarf has finally cracked ...!

[Gil-Galad]

Gimli: Bloody orcs... this was our famous Dwarvish Singing theatare! home to our most favourite one! "The bearded lady solves the mystery of the Balrog-wing conundrom"

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Gimli is fiercely determined that it is his turn on the tanning bed!

[Rimbaud]

Gimli's sheer incompetence at the Find the Large White Box game really got to his friends in the end.

[Witch_Queen]

Cop: Freeze!

Gimli: But I didn't do it! I swear it was Legolas. Please don't put me in jail. I'm not young enough to go to jail.


5 minutes later in the back of a swat car: Policeman turns around to reveal that instead it is Ashton K.


Ashton: Gimli son of Gloin... YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!!!!

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Gimli looks at Indigorn.

Orcs... very dangerous. You go first.

[lord of dor-lomin]

(Gandalf calls down to Gimli)

Don't just stand there! Put your axe in that hole on the tomb, fool of a Gloin! Then the sun will shine through it and show the exact location of the lost Arkenstone. I don't care if there's a big huge troll down there! (mutters) I should've asked Sallah to do this.

[TPotSS]

"I didn't ask for a skylight in this room!" Gimli yelled at Legolas.
"But I thought it needed one," Legolas protested as Gimli raised his axe. "It was so... undergroundish in here."
"That's because we ARE underground! And that's the way we dwarves LIKE IT! Balin would be rolling over in his tomb if he knew that some elf had added sunshine and sprinkled sparkly dust in his burial room!"

[Evisse the Blue]

Gimli: Turn around? There's a flying saucer behind me? Nice try!!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Uh.....Pippin did it.

[Nimrodel_9]

Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to work we go! ....... BALROG!!!!!!!

(I saw that in a comic strip once. I cut it out and still have it. :D )

[davem]

Gimli attempts (yet again) to lighten the mood by making funny shadow pictures on the wall of Ballin's Tomb...

'And if I hold my axe up like this it makes the shape of a Flamingo!'

[Esgallhugwen]

Gimli: Say Hello to my little friend!

[Fingolfin II]

They say Dwarves eat rocks, but Gimli went crazy looking for that last piece of chocolate cake.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli realises that the box behind him is too small to fit a Dwarf in.

The top slowly opens . . .

[Lalwendë]

The police helicopter was scrambled when Gimli got his chopper out.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli didn't notice the "bottom" area of his clothes melting.

[Maeggaladiel]

Legolas- It's a bright white stone coffin illuminated by piercing blue neon! How can he NOT see it?! And I thought MEN were blind!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Bloodthirsty Orcs? Portal to another dimension.....

What would my dad do?

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Gimli

You put your right axe in,
You take your right axe out,
You hack the orc's head off,
And you shake it all about.
You do the hacky-slashy
And you turn yourself about.
That's what it's all about!

[narfforc]

Gimli, you are Glowingson, and are at the cutting edge of Dwarven Technology.

[Garen LiLorian]

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, for a mere 19.99$ you can be the proud owner of this amazing axe! Order now, and you'll also recieve this one of a kind special edition companion axe at no additional charge. Note the fine Dwarven craftsmanship as our lovely Gimlina shows off this one of a kind craftspiece. Order today!

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[Encaitare]

Run to Balin's tomb, in the coffin on the left you'll find my favorite axe... Don't look so frightened, this is just a passing phase, one of my bad days...

[Esgallhugwen]

Narrator: Gimli, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsy pop?

Gimli: How should I know. I do know how many axe strikes it takes to get to the center of an orc though!

[Nirvana II]

cant...stop...transform---aaargh!


GIMLI SMASH!!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli: Right, Bloom. That's the last time you call me Shorty.

[Gurthang]

Gimili gives new meaning to the words a powerful fart. :eek:

And

Nobody had realized that Gimli had had cancer until all the radiation treatment that had been trapped inside him was suddenly released. :confused:

[narfforc]

Gimli: Kiss my Axe

[Oddwen]

And suddenly, Eru changed his mind about Elves, and bestowed his favor on the Dwarves. Legolas was not pleased.

[Fingolfin II]

Aragorn soon begins to realise that he shouldn't have told Gimli to 'Tear up the place' at his coronation...

[Lhunardawen]

After being enlightened at the Chapter-by-Chapter discussions, Gimli demonstrates to the rest of the Fellowship how Saruman breaks the light.

[Boromir88]

Gimli: Step up and see this new pic, it's really brought out in the light...

http://scd.mm-a.yimg.com/image/729390588
When I asked for a Black rider express delivery agent, I didn't mean for them to send NINE of them!

[The Elf-warrior]

People wondered how Harry the gatekeeper was able to afford a swimming pool on his gatekeeper salary.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Harry: Hobbits!? Eight of them!?

Pippin: See, I told you Bree pipe weed was strong stuff!

[Formendacil]

Harry: "Wargs! Four Wargs!!! And out of the Chetwood by their talk!!"

[Nimrodel_9]

Harry sees Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. :eek:

[HerenIstarion]

Gimli pic:

Gimli: the director of this movie really likes stressing things, doesn't he? Putting strong accents, eh? In the book, I had an axe. Probably I polished it too, and called it by the name. Chaps in the books of the kind always do. Why the heck do I have three axes in this movie? I'm not surprised one of them is that rusty. I have two arms, after all, don't I?


Harry pic:

Harry has the latter brought by an owl post read to him by Barliman - the only lattered man for miles around. Harry Porter is invited to join certain school of witchcraft and wizardry...

[Oddwen]

Harry: Get out, or I'll call the Brute Squad!
Khamul: I'm onna Bchwute S'uad.
Harry: You *are* the Brute Squad!

[Maeggaladiel]

It is a little known fact that Harry the Gatekeeper originally tried out for the Blair Witch Project.

[Gil-Galad]

Harry "I see a little silouhette of a hobbit"

Hobbits: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango

Nazgul: Thunder Bolts and lightning very very frightening!

Harry: Gallieo! Gallieo! Gallieo Magnifico!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

#14 - Stepped on a thumbtack.

[THE Ka]

Harry: " What do you mean I can't join the Cynical Mucky Wet Door Men's Union!? I have an Attitude! See-"

The nasgul are sent in...

:)

~Ka

[elronds_daughter]

Harry the gatekeeper was regretting his request for X-ray vision...

[THE Ka]

i found this while thinking about breakfast...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/make_it_stop/pancakeheadweek/aarotk4.jpg
Faramir thinks to himself: "Why are those orcs rubbing their bellies and licking their lips? Don't they know that breakfast hour ended 20 minutes ago?"

Enjoy... I know you all will.

~Ka

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

In the last moment of his life, Harry wonders who in Eriador gave him the surname "Goatleaf."

[Evisse the Blue]

Does the Faramir one really need a caption? :D It could very well be "No comment".

Faramir: "Is this our new battle strategy, father, drooling the orcs to death?"

(the only thing I could come up with right now :p )

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Faramir: "That's not what I meant by "butter me up"!

[Atarah]

Faramir stays as still as possible, as several Gondorian knights take aim at the fruit target on his head...

[TomBrady12]

Faramir was dissapointed to learn that the Honey Helm he recieved with his Denny's Big Boy Super Value Meal was not battle ready.

TB12

[Rimbaud]

Although Faramir's strategy certainly encompassed the 'element of surprise' required by his father, it was still rejected by Denethor. They went with Boromir's echelon formation staged-attack strategy instead.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

David Wenham, having not read the book, was often the recipient of cruel practical jokes during filming.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

David Wenham is downcast to learn that he didn't get the part of Strawberry Shortcake in her upcoming feature film.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Faramir, looking at the special warrior's helm his father had given him for the task, decided that he did need to throw away his life...

[Bêthberry]

"A kleenex, a kleenex, my kingdom for a kleenex."