Crazy Captions

[Nimrodel_9]

Saruman joins in the belching contest. :D

I'll go away now. :p

[wilwarin538]

Grima: Ok Master on the count of three take a big breathe and Ill count how long you can hold your breathe. 1, 2....

[Evisse the Blue]

Previous pic:
Theoden: (shouting over the racket): Gentlemen, order!
Aragorn, Gamling and the rest: BEER!

Saruman pic:
Saruman: Haaaachooo! (Sneezes)
Grima: Bless you! You're not allergic to horse smell, are you?

[The Only Real Estel]

Late caption for the Aragorn pic:

For most of the Rohirrim, the toasts were a time of rejoicing; but for Aragorn, they were a time of sorrow, a time to mourn his beloved drink's disappearance from Middle Earth, Pepsi Blue.

[The Saucepan Man]

Saruman:

Don't cry for me Isengardia
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

[Oddwen]

Another late Aragorn pic...

Theoden: Now everyone raise your glasses in a toast, and sing the national Rohirric anthem.
Men: "Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer..."
Aragorn: "Reeb, reeb, reeb *hic* reeb..."

The Saruman pic...

Saruman(singing): Ev'ry-body DANCE now!

Or...

Saruman's production of "The Phantom of the Opera" recieved nasssty reviews, although most of the hate was directed towards the miscast Grima Wormtongue's in the role of "Christine".

Or...

Saruman: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Or...

S: "Gandalf! Wait! Come back! I DID NOT GIVE YOU LEAVE TO GO! Oh, buggrit. Bloody eagles..."

Or...

In the previous picture, Aragorn drops his mug. In slo-motion, Saruman leaps for the precious contents screaming "NOOOOOoooo!"

Or...

For his birthday, the Uruk-hai all baked Saruman Many-colored a cake and threw him a surprise party.
S: *gasp!* For MEE? Oh, you guys shouldn't have!

Or...

Lurtz was very happy to capture the look on Sarumans' face when the wizard realized that his MOTHER was coming down the lane, and he hadn't cleaned his room since the trees of gold and silver were in bloom!

Er...enough for now.

Hookbill:
Saruman: AAAGH! ORCS! And Wilwa:
Saruman: Come back with my poodle!!! You guys kill me. :D I shall have to rep them when I get a chance...

[The Saucepan Man]

Grima: My Lord, the Orcs grow restless.

Saruman: (in Scouse accent) Calm down! Calm Down!

[Gurthang]

Grima: "I wish you wouldn't breath so hard; you blew my candle out!"
Saruman: "Shut up. Why do you have a candle anyway, the sun's shining."

AND

(The ever-popular groaner)
Saruman sees Gandalf....uncloaked! :rolleyes:

AND

Saruman just got the finger from 10,000 orcs at once. :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Grima knew he would regret putting the banana skin on the floor, but it worth it for the look on Saruman's face as he fell.

[Bywaters]

Over loudspeaker: We have you surrounded...

[Mithalwen]

Saruman" Calm down dear, it's a commercial"

or

"Father Abraham, seven sons he had, seven sons had Father Abraham, and they never laughed and they never cried, all they did was go like THIS!"

[Holbytlass]

Saruman: Hockety pockety wockety wack, abracabra dabra nack. Shrink in size ery small, we've got to save enough room for all. Higitus Figitus migitus mum, pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um!
Hockety pockety wockety wack
that's the way we have to pack
Higitus Figitus migitis mum
pres-ti-dig-i-ton-i-um! ;)
(I like that movie, too)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Honestly, I almost caught a fish this big!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: AH! Who set the orcs on fire?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Saruman shrieks in terror before being swallowed by a giant whale.

[Lalwendë]

Grima: "Erm, master, I don't think that white smoke was intended for you..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: HOW DARE THEY NOT VOTE ME POPE!!

Speaking of evil, this is my 666th post... :o Eeep!

[The Only Real Estel]

Saruman carefully steadies the golf ball that he's balancing on his staff.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

And here we have Saruman, the most recent victim of Merry and Pippen's latest buffoonery: Sticking a finger in ice water for 10 minutes just prior to goosing your unsuspecting prey!

[The Only Real Estel]

Unfortunately for his audience, Saruman could lipsync (sp?) about as well as Ashley Simpson.

[Lalwendë]

Saruman: "All hail ye the power of my mighty pickled onion fork!"


***



Grima is miffed. Saruman is clearly winning Eowyn over by showing that he has the bigger staff.

[The Only Real Estel]

Saruman: "Men of Rohan & Uruks of Isengard, hear me! I bring you true art! I call my newest creation "ball on staff in hand"."

[The Saucepan Man]

Saruman: People of Isengard. I know that there are those who do not agree with my decision to go to war with Rohan. It was a difficult decision, but it is my job to take such decisions. It is for you to judge whether it was the right the right thing to do. But remember. To support the Fellowship is to let Sauron into Orthanc by the back door.

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: i am not a crook!!!

[elronds_daughter]

"Slaves, orcs, Isengaurders! Lend me your ears! I come to bury Sauron, not to praise him. But Grima says he was ambitious, and Grima is an honorable man."

[The Only Real Estel]

Saruman: "Whoa! Hold everything! National Treasure comes out today!!?? Well I'm off to buy it then, you guys can march on Helm's Deep another day."

[Naz]

Saruman: I believe I can fly/ I got shot by the FBIIII....

I had another but can't remember : p

[Oddwen]

S: He's at the twenty, the ten, TOUCHDOOOOOOWN URUKS!

[The Only Real Estel]

Saruman reciting the pledge at the Baddies Reformation Guild:

""I am a nice wizard, not a wizard with a mind for world domination. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Men are friends, not subjects.""

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: Hear me! Hear me! I will now- Ack! Ack! Just... Swallowed... Fly! Ack!

[Lhunardawen]

Grima and Saruman struggle with acrophobia. Apparently, the wizard's got it worse.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman regretted getting the sharp end attached to the bottom of his staff after he stabbed himself in the foot for the ninth time.

OR

Saruman: This has to be once of the longest running captions EVER!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The parley with Gandalf takes a childish turn, as Saruman sarcastically declares "Oooooooh, I'm SO scared!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman In opera voice: OOOHHH AAAHH! A new picture!

http://www.dubbert-home.de/MrMonaghan/merry_pint.jpg

Merry: Now, I shall prove to you that I have psychic powers... I... will... move... mug...

[Meela]

Pippin: What's that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a mocho... macho... chico chino... mocha choca....

[Maeggaladiel]

Saruman pic- Really, that fish was like THIS BIG!

Grima- Who knew that the Ents' little stunt with the dam would get you interested in fishing instead of evil?


Merry/Pippin pic-

Merry- Okay, let's try this one more time. Your glass is EMPTY. My glass is....?

Pip- Um... pewter?

Merry- FULL!! Come on, Pippin, we've been through this ten times!

Pip- I dunno, Merry. I think this whole "opposites" lesson is too complicated. Let's go back to shapes and colors.

[Esgallhugwen]

Pippin: Hey! That's not fair taking one of the human sized mugs instead of a Hobbit sized one, what would PJ have to say? Now theres a whole scale issue that has to be fixed.
Merry: *shrugs shoulders* You're just jealous because now I have more ale then you do.

[Anguirel]

MERRY: I'm spending the rest of the book with this cretin? Oh well...at least I can drown my sorrows...hic...

[Encaitare]

Merry: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

[Mithalwen]

Pippin thinks : "You got an ice cream float....and they say I am the childish one.."

[wilwarin538]

mug: Hello Merry.

Merry: How do you know my name??? :eek:

[Nimrodel_9]

AAHHHH!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!! :p

[The Only Real Estel]

lime? (http://www.natevanloon.com/media/limecoke.mov)

Merry: "You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together..."

Pippin: "I'm not even going to ask."

[Naz]

Merry: "You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, and you'll feel better. You put the lime in the coke, you nut, you drink them both together..."



AH!!!! That song keeps haunting me like Elvis!! *runs*

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman pic: Frighnach got his dying wish, to see Saruman perform his opera version of 1984.

Saruman: "War is peace! Freedom is slavery! Ignorance is strength!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo (not to mention Merry and Pippin) was surprised when, after falling to the floor of the pub, his head had turned into a mug of ale.

[wilwarin538]

Pippin: Merry, staring(sp?) at it won't make it any bigger.

[Gil-Galad]

Denethor: aaahhh Saurons evil magic again! curse it!

Gandalf: you say that about everything, five minutes ago you just cursed the toaster!

Denethor: it had a death-wish for burning my toast

Gandalf: and what about the can opener?

Denethor: that can opener is dead too me!

Gandalf: *shakes his head walking away*



*I should so make a cartoon based on the adventures of Gandalf and Denethor!*

Edit: woops sorry, i thought estels little movie was the new caption thingy...didn't see the otehr one...and now i can't think of it, i'll post later, sorry again

[Bywaters]

Merry: What! Where's the flake?

[Ainaserkewen]

Pippin: Oh, you poor thing. You're supposed to drink the ale.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

I asked for beer, not white rice!

[Mithalwen]

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Galadriel%20&%20Celeborn%20.jpg

New pic?

[Mithalwen]

Celeborn cannot hide his annoyance that Galadriel, once again has the prettier frock....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Celeborn: Pregnant? Again?

OR

Celeborn: YOU saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked?

[Meela]

Celeborn: You can't hide the lembas in your sleeves forever, you know. The Hobbits are on to you.

[Anguirel]

CELEBORN: Look, Gally, at this rate I'm going to visit a marriage counsellor. Do you always have to emphasise that you're better than me? You emasculate me by governing this place yourself. You get to do all the magic and stuff while I hang about getting bored. And finally, you insist on making me wear dresses. I can't go on...

[The Only Real Estel]

Celeborn: "Why again do you have that giant lasso around your head?"

[wilwarin538]

Celeborn: I bet I can run up the stairs backwards faster then you.

[Gurthang]

Commentator: "And our male and female winners in the 1628th Annual Lothlorien Longest Hair Contest..."

OR

Galadriel and Celeborn stare at the weird shoes of the strange man floating between them.

OR

She's mad because the leaves he got for the pathway(left in picture) are made of plastic. He's mad because she won't tell him why she's mad. :rolleyes:

[THE Ka]

C: Pist! I have to -

G: Shutup! I'm getting ready to scare the pants off these hobbits!

...

C: And yes, you can use my mirror, but no pay-perviews! Elvenhome has already billed us enough that we might have to give up our Salons of Forevermore Elven Prettiness...

Legolas: *Stands in shock You really mean tha-

G: Shut it pretty boy! If you say anything i'm cutting all benefits for our Most Frequently Beautified Customer.

~ Relatively Elven beautified Ka

[Encaitare]

Galadriel: Are those my necklace and belt you're wearing?
Celeborn: (defensively) No!

[Ainaserkewen]

Galadriel: I have to sneeze.

[Evisse the Blue]

Pip and Merry pic:
Merry is hypnotized by the beer.
Beer: You're feeling very sleepy, very relaxed.
Pippin: After you're done, may I have a go too?

Galadriel and Celeborn:
Celeborn: Who's the leader around here?
Galadriel: You are, darling.
Celeborn: And who decides what happens around here?
Galadriel: You do, darling...
Celeborn: Then what are those ruffians doing here at this time of night, when I specifically asked not to be bothered during my beauty sleep?!
Galadriel: .....

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"By inviting 9 men to spend the night, are you insinuating something, dear?"

[Encaitare]

Celeborn: I'm going to smack that dwarf (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=11073&highlight=smack).

[Lalwendë]

Celeborn: "Where's she hidden that remote? Match of the Day will be on in two minutes"

Galadriel: "I'm glad I bought this frock. I can hide his damn remote up the sleeves and watch the Coronation Street Omnibus in peace."

[The Only Real Estel]

Galadriel: "Gandalf fell in Moria? Inconceivable!"

Celeborn: "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

[Oddwen]

Celeborn: Gandalf is not here.
Galadriel: He fell.
Aragorn: Gandalf fell into the abyss. He stood upon the bridge, distracting a Balrog of Morgoth so that we might escape...
Celeborn: A diversion!





Ehhrr...very strange.

[wilwarin538]

Celeborn: We need a new pic.

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0201/golden.globe/images/3.lord.of.the.rings.jpg


Sam and Frodo are shocked at the sight of an uncloaked Gandalf! :D

[Oddwen]

Frodo: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked? Inconcievable!

[Gil-Galad]

Sam: we should really stop joking about Gandalf being uncloaked Mr.Frodo, one of these days hes probaly gonna do it!

[wilwarin538]

Sam: No Mister Frodo its blue.

Frodo: What are you talking about, learn your colours Sam. That flower is definetly purple.

[Gurthang]

Unknown to him, a strange green hand is slowly reaching for Frodo.

OR

Frodo and Sam like to watch ants.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Frodo: "Would ya look at the size of that oliphaunt dung!"
Sam: "Man, could I put that dukie to some good use in my garden!"

[SamwiseGamgee]

The hill overlooking the womens' changing room at Minas Tirith swimming pool was a favourite haunt of Sam and Frodo's.

[Nimrodel_9]

G&C pic:
Celeborne: Ah... Did you just step in that?

Fro and Sam pic:

Frodo: Good grief! What has Pip done this time?!
Sam: What? That's the 4th time this week! *sigh* Shall I fetch the shovel?
Frodo: Yes. You might want to grab some peanut butter and a hair drier, too. :p

[Morsul the Dark]

"i swear mr frodo! i have proof legolas isnt a pretty "boy"!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam: I cannot believe this Mr. Frodo! ELVES!

Frodo: You don’t keep saying that every time we something new... Those are Orcs... wait... RUN!

[Meela]

A sneak preview from the Middle-earth blockbuster 'Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship".

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam and Frodo were frequent spectators at the annual Hobbit Lass Dance Festival.

[THE Ka]

School dances, even for a hobbit like sam, can be a culinary experience...

F: Who are you gonna ask?
S: That girl over there.
F: Rose Cotton? How the heck are you gonna do that?
S: Eh, build her a cake or something...

~ Ka

[Nimrodel_9]

Spying on Gandalf.
That's not a real beard??!! :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Look at that Sam!
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Its a new Picture!

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/C.A.%20Mordor.jpg

Frodo: Look at that Que! We'll never get to the post office in time!

[Meela]

It was tortilla day at the Mordor army kitchens.

[Formendacil]

Frodo to Sam, in reference to the next picture in which they appear:

"Look Sam! At last a picture that isn't snatched out of the movie film!"

OR:

"I didn't know orks washed their dirty laundry!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo and Sam were astonished: only three Orcs remained alive to fight the ferocious army of badgers.

[Encaitare]

Celeborn/Galadriel pic:

Celeborn: Did you just call me Teleporno???

Orc pic:

As the swarms of rabid fans ran towards the trailers, the orc bouncers shouted, "I know you're ecstatic that Backstreet's back (again), but A.J. will not be signing autographs tonight!"

[The Only Real Estel]

The Witch-King hit upon a new way to catch the elusive hobbits. While distracting them by louding reciting stale jokes about 'how many nazguls does it take to change a lightbulb' or something along those lines, his secret army of Black Breath leeches went in for the kill.

[The Elf-warrior]

Celeborn and Galadriel pic:

Celeborn: (Whispering.) "Wow! I didn't remember that Dwarves were that ugly!"

Galadriel: "Kindly refrain from insulting my guest!"

[Holbytlass]

Peeping Toms!!

[elronds_daughter]

What you see here is a picture of the moment before a trio of Vogons began reciting their poetry to their relatively captive audience....

[Boromir88]

Sam: The line for the grand-opening of the Krispy Kreme store stretches all the way into Mordor? We'll never get our donuts now.

[THE Ka]

Frodo and Sam happened to be one of the only outsiders who had the chance to view one of sauron's many rituals that were suspiciously un-evil and with a hint of an OCD hobbit mother during spring cleaning...



Orc organizer #1: through magaphone Okay, okay I know you all want to get out of this as fast as you can (I know I want to), but we can't until the eye upstairs is out of his OCD fits... Yet again...

Sauron: through wakie-talkie to orc organizer#1 A little to the left, more, great! Okay! You guys look wonderful! Okay, carry on... WAIT! YOU, IN THE 500TH ROW, THREE DOWN!

Everyone: Symphonic Moan

S: HEY! Losing my ring was enough, this time I want to be at least presentable...

~ Rant Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orc overseer: He's NOT the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

[Gil-Galad]

Sam: i love you mr.Frodo

Frodo: not now Sam...


*yes it is legendary frog*

[Ainaserkewen]

Sam: Bless me little Hobbit feet, Mr. Frodo. Apparently orks, as well as killers, are also Fanilows! This is our lucky day!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orc overseer: Look, I don't care how many of you there are! The sign clearly says "No trainers" so bog off!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo: "An army of Orcs? In Mordor? Inconceivable!"

Sam: "I don't think you know what that word means either."

[mormegil]

Sam: "Look at all them orcs Mr. Frodo. My old Gaffer would say....."
Frodo muttering: "Oh great, here we go with the 'My old Gaffer says this or that' bit"

[narfforc]

Frodo to Sam: Dammit Sam trust us to pick a parade day!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: I don't care how lost we are, we are NOT asking for directions! Trust me!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo: "You know, Sam, statistically speaking, around 470 of those Orcs would find you rather attractive...."

Sam: "Mr. Frodo, you're scaring me again."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It just goes to show... there is nowhere you can hide from Orc scouts selling biscuits! :eek:

[Ainaserkewen]

Frodo: I don't care how lost we are, we are NOT asking for directions! Trust me! Sam: Stupid male stuborness. I can hear the feminists now, Mr. Frodo.

[Firefoot]

Orc standing at the top: That's right! The three of us versus all of you!

[Nimrodel_9]

Sam: Mr. Frodo! We're never going to get to see Star Wars!!!

[Oddwen]

Samwise watches in horror as army ants march on the garden of Bag-end.

[Anguirel]

Frodo and Sam were sorely tempted to rush out and grab the designer jeans the Orcs were using as a banner...

[wilwarin538]

New Pic!

http://www.electronicbookshere.com/Viggo_Mortensen/Two_Towers/tt_Aragorn_Eowyn_sword.jpg

Aragorn: Ok, Ok. I'll go out with you!!! :eek: Just put that thing down.

[Meela]

Aragorn sure hoped Eowyn was thinking of marshmallows when she wielded her toasting fork.

[Anguirel]

ARAGORN: Fine, whatever. When I'm King, all women will have the vote. (Sotto voce) Beats me what they'll be voting for though. What does the gel think I am, some kind of democrat?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Okay, so Aragorn wasn't exactly Bombadill when it came to singing...

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: "Hmm. Not very sharp."

[mormegil]

Okay, Okay we'll get two onion blossoms

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sean Bean: See! I'm Still Sharpe!

Vigo: Look, that show ended ten years ago! Get over it!

Sean Bean: NEVER!

[Boromir88]

Hookbill's given me an idea, something special to somone for guessing what movie this is from.

Boromir was distraught over the death of his mother, Finduilas, and now had to kill Aragorn because he found out about Boromir's little secret.

P.S. It's not lines from the movie, just the basic plot.

[Gurthang]

Aragorn: "You don't like my new foot-long earring?!"

OR

Aragorn's Mother: "I've had it. You're getting a haircut."

OR

Aragorn wonders how this white unicorn got a steel horn. :confused:

[Ainaserkewen]

Aragorn: Whoa! I just shaved this morning!

*snerk*five o'clock shadow*snerk*

[Nimrodel_9]

Aragorn: You really should cut your fingernails...

or

Eowyn: You have something in your teeth.
Ary: Do you have a toothpick?
Eowyn: Yeah. You'd better use this.
Ary: Whoa!
Eowyn: You might need something bigger.

Nimmy :p

[Gil-Galad]

Gimli: Come on! we must help the hobbits fight the orcs!

Aragorn: just hold on, Legolas teached me this thing with my sword where i oggle my reflection...so purty...

Legolas:yesss....purty....

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: You flirt weirdly, m'lady. Now, can I have my kiss?

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn: "Saruman, growing your nails longer just to look like Wolverine won't impress anybody."

[narfforc]

Aragorn: I do not not care if this is a mating ritual amongst The Rohirrim Eowyn, I do not wish to become a Bobbit.

[Bywaters]

Eowyn: If you keep looking down my top i'll stick you! :D

[Mithalwen]

Aragorn gulped and realised he would have to settle for Arwen once he saw he could not meet Eowyn's exacting requirements....

[Lalwendë]

"Come on Mr Elessar, just open your mouth. It's only a simple extraction. Won't hurt a bit."

[wilwarin538]

Eowyn: New pic, or ELSE!


http://www.computerandvideogames.com/screenshots_library/dir_258/vortal_pic_129024.jpg

Where's Waldo?

[mormegil]

Middle Earth Record for the largest number of people doing the "Hokey Pokey" at the same time.

[The Saucepan Man]

Desperately outnumbered, and in an effort to avoid the seemingly inevitable onslaught, a small number of Gondorian soldiers attempt to disguise themselves as small trees and shrubs.

[The Saucepan Man]

The White City and Meduseld Associated Brass Band always drew a good crowd at the Morannon Stadium when Gandalf was conducting.

[mormegil]

Gandalf to Aragorn: "Now maybe if we form a tatical wedge we will be able to make it to Barad Dur."

[Shelob]

Number of Hours spent cleaning armour and weapons: 3

Number of Days spent travelling to the Black gates: 8

Number of Orcs in the opposing Army: ∞

There Are Some Things Mortals Can't Count, For Everything Else There's Numbers.



(Incase you're unfamiliar with it "∞" is the mathmatical symbol for infinity. Also I apologise if I got the number of days wrong...I kinda guessed/looked-it-up-really-quickly. If it's wrong feel free to tell me and I'll correct it)

[Formendacil]

Gondor's federal deficit exploded when King Elessar decided to bulk up his toy soldiers collection- to the point of recreating the Battle of the Black Gate.

Elessar: "Yessiree, each one of these little beauties is a genuine, hand-crafted piece of art shipped all the way from Umbar."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

New to Friday nights, "When girl scouts go bad!”

[Anguirel]

When Aragorn allowed frightened soldiers to go home to show his regal benevolence, 90% of the army and all the horses obliged...

[narfforc]

Aragorn shouting: Baldrick now would be a time for a cunning plan

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Sauron was pleased that his minions were sticking to the battleplan: "keep the enemy surrounded in an eye-shape." "After all, symbolism is everything," he smugly thought to himself.

[Morsul the Dark]

Aragorn: That reminds me I have to call Arwen...(I cant see the ne pic hence me speaking of the last one :( )

[ElementFire]

The armies of good and evil unite and try desperately to make way for the giant douhgnut falling out of the sky.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The Gondorians had been eating garlic again.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orc: Darn it! They are so ridiculously outnumbered! We just know we can't win!

[Mithalwen]

Where are the badgers when you need them?

Such was the belief in disciplined formations that the Gondorian rearguard would not turn to face the enemy that crept up behind them.....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Well, my work here is done. *Vanishes*

Aragorn: :eek: Get back here!

[Meela]

This time, Aragorn was determined to get his ball back.

[Anguirel]

Aragorn: Hey Guys,
I See In Your Eyes
That Very Fear
That Would Take The Heeeaaaart Of Meeee...

Gondorians: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Orcs: We Are Coming To
Eaaaaat You

Gandalf: Shame We Cannot Ruuuuun Away

Gimli: Oooh Gandy, It's Too Late For Regrets

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli: At Least We Haaaave Each Urrrrther!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orcs: NEW PICTURE! OR ELSE!

http://cache.filmz.dk/3194_415x233.jpg

Frodo: OH NO! It’s Gandalf the grey...
Gollum: Uncloaked!

[Lalwendë]

Gollum and Sam try desperately to free Frodo from the children's tyre swing he has got himself stuck in. "Hang on Masster", says Gollum. "I'll go and get some vaseline and a rope".

[Anguirel]

Frodo was often mugged by creepy fashion fanatics asking if he'd got his elven cloak at the Gap of Rohan cheap, or if it was really a Galadriel Gucci design, as he claimed.

[Meela]

As Mount Doom looms into view, Frodo remembers he left the Ring on his dresser in Rivendell.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

In a way, Sam was glad Frodo was distracted by the Orcs murdering someone. Now he could comb his hair back down.

[The Elf-warrior]

Jumbo picture: In the nick of time Aragorn emerged from the ground larger than life with a winged crown.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gollum desperately tries to warn Frodo that the 'hobbit-sitter' (Sam) is really Syndrome!

[mormegil]

Frodo is in shock and Sam is angry when Gollum says

"Master you have such big muscles"

[SamwiseGamgee]

Frodo: No, Gollum. This task has been given to me, and I must complete it. Inconceivable or not.
Gollum: Erm, Master... I don't think you really know what that word means.

[Nimrodel_9]

Watch out master! I think Gimli found the bean dip! :p

[Naz]

The.. musical one... *dies*

For the Eowyn & Ary pic:

Ary: Doc-tah, help! It's Eowyn! She's... She's... A CYBERMAN!!! :eek:

(that, kiddies, is what happens when your MPT station is stuck in a time loop & you've seen "Tomb of the Cybermen" 3 times...)

Another Dr Who inspired one for the huge Battle for Middle-earth pic:

Gandalf: Now, when I say "run," run... RUN!

That &:

Ary: Ok. Bad idea.
Gimli: Anyone else think we're scr*wed?

:p I was suddenly struck by many inspirations, shock & amazement!

[Oddwen]

Forget Gandalf the Grey uncloaked - we're about to see Frodo the Ringbearer uncloaked!

[Holbytlass]

(pic pg128) Here we are at Cirith Ungol and, boy, there are a lot of orcs. Let's go try the Black gate.
(pic1 pg 129) D*mn-it! Why did Aragorn lure all the orcs, I'm trying to get in!
(pic2 pg 129) No, Massster!! Don't kill Peter Jackson for the script mix-up!

[Lhunardawen]

Samwise Gamgee tries to restrain himself from biting Gollum's fingers off.

[Bywaters]

Manchester Utd fans* look on in despair as Malcolm Glazer prepares to complete his takeover of the club.

(* They get everywhere!)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Nothing could compare with the horror of watching Gimli at mealtimes.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: What is that?
Gollum: It's a new picture!
Frodo: Inconceivable!
Sam: ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/mnp.jpg

Bill and Dom finally get the money Peter Jackson owed them for doing the film.

[Meela]

At least someone's happy to see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked...

[Kath]

All that pipeweed finally went to Merry and Pippins heads as they saw Frodo grow to the size of an Ent.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

After reading Narnia, inter-dimensional mischief was the order of the day; Merry and Pippin stumble upon The Land of Beer.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

No one had got around to telling the Hobbits that the alcohol in the houses of healing was for cleaning wounds.

[narfforc]

This years Doubles Winners for The Shire Fly Catching Championships.

[Boromir88]

Pippin: Woahh.
Merry: You though the dragon one was big wait til we blow up that one.

[elronds_daughter]

Merry & Pippin: Who are you??
Voice from off-screen: No one of consequence.
M & P: But--but--you have food!!
Voice: Get used to disappointment.

[The Only Real Estel]

The Introductions At One Of Frodo's Parties

Frodo: "Ah, there you two are! Merry, Pippin, say hello to Estella Bolger and Diamond of Long Cleeve." (and we all know what happened from there...)

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry and Pippin's reaction to the news that Gandalf has been inducted as a charter member of the Baseball Hall of Fame.

[Holbytlass]

Meela- That's funny. The only real Estel- That's sweet. As for mine....
'Merry, Pippin...you are getting sleeeeepyyy.' Which is neither funny, or sweet!

[Ainaserkewen]

Pippin: What's that!?

Merry: A Gallon.

Pippin: It comes in gallons?

Merry: Apparently!

[ElementFire]

Merry: we're finally out of that dry county!!!! :D
-EF

[mormegil]

*Merry and Pippin looking in a mirror*

Merry: Pip can you believe they pay us to wear suspenders.

Pippin: No joke I'd do it for free

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Kitty!"

[Mithalwen]

Ambassador, with these Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us...

[elronds_daughter]

Merry and Pippin's reaction to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

[Gil-Galad]

Merry and Pip are happy to hear some great news (http://www.navy.dnd.ca/CALGARY/news/ship_news_e.asp?x=1&id=390)

{Edit: that was where i was the past 5 or so days...big thing for me eh}

[THE Ka]

Merry and Pippin knew at last they could die and be happy forever when they came upon one of Bilbo's forgotten stash of weed that some how happened to overflow from a wine stained barrel...

~ recycle Ka

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Pip and Merry's shock and awe as they observe Treebeard teaching the younger ents in the art of break-dancing.

[Bywaters]

Merry and Pippin catch Sam and Rosie in a compromising situation when returning to the Green Dragon to collect Pippin's cloak. :eek:

[wilwarin538]

Merry and Pippin's reaction after seeing there new house they received on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

[The Only Real Estel]

The treasure remained hidden until hobbits of the 3rd Age discovered it after accidently breaking through one of Bilbo Baggins pantries...

[SamwiseGamgee]

Merry and Pippin realised that taking a left instead of right and wandering into Arwen's room in Rivendell as she changed may have been the best mistake they ever made!

But now I sense a new picture...
http://lordoftherings.net/legend/downloads/rotkteaser/images/sam_poster.jpg

Frodo: Sam, I know we've grown close and all, but do you really think it's necessary for you to breastfeed me?

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf: so ends the valiant death of Frodo

Sam: hes still alive

Gandalf: the near-fatal wounding of Frodo..

Sam: hes getting up now

*Gandalf walks over and hits Frodo on the head*

Gandalf: where Frodo, so seeming-close to life, the icy grip of death was not far behind!

Sam: hes dead now...

-Merry and Pip pic-

Merry and Pip are excited to see that they have not been made fun of by Legendary Frog...yet...

[THE Ka]

Yet another intimate moment in Middle Earth is fiendishly captured by the Logo Monster...

Frodo: Sam! Sam! Get it away!

Logo Monster: Ha ha! I have you both!... and I'm going to exploit you to movie goers everywhere!

Frodo and sam: NOOOOooooooooooOOOOoooo!


~ Passively responsible Ka

[Nimrodel_9]

Merry and Pippin:
Merry and Pip walk in the wrong restroom.... and don't mind. :p

Finally, he's asleep! Now where's that ring?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam: Mr.Frodo?

Frodo: What... is... it?...

Sam: *sobs* I lost the ring! *Cries*

Frodo: Don’t Worry Sam, its just a... YOU DID WHAT?!

[Kath]

Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo, I know I'm just a lowly gardener - but I love you! Marry me!
Frodo: Sure Sam, but you think we could do this whole saving the world thing first?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The desperate moment when Sam realized that even the Worst-Case Scenario Handbook didn't know, what to do when your master passes out on the slopes of Mount Doom the fate of Middle-Earth tied around his neck while poisonous fumes and hot lava are surrounding you.

[Anguirel]

SAM: I'm sorry, Mr Frodo. I'm going to have to eat you. For the sake of Middle-earth.

[davem]

Sam:'It says 'sgniR eht fo droL ehT
gniK eht fo nruteR ehT
ht71 rebmeceD' Mr Frodo. I think it may be some form of Elvish! I'm going to shout it at that giant spider ....
Frodo:!toidi

[Meela]

"Hush Mr Frodo, don't say a word
Sam's gonna buy you a mockingbird
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Sam's gonna burn that evil Ring.
And if that evil Ring don't melt,
Sam's gonna get the wizard's help."

And so on...

[Gurthang]

Sean suddenly realizes that Elijah's ear had been glued on in the wrong place! :eek:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo has a tendency to overdose on horse tranquilizers at the worst possible times.

[Holbytlass]

Sam-the-Smaug: 'My hug like a vice, and my breath death....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: I can hear something coming. What is it?
Sam: I'm afraid it’s a new picture.

http://tolkienilu.chez.tiscali.fr/film/ttt/Theoden-Meduseld.jpg

Thoden: Good gregarious me! These stairs could do with a clean!

Gandalf: He's been back to health, not five minuets and he's already complaining!

[davem]

Theoden: (sings) 'Halfway down the stairs is the stair where I sit, there isn't any other stair quite like it....'

Gimli: He may be free of Saruman but I think he's been possessed by a Muppet!

Legolas: If only it was Miss Piggy - we've got a battle to fight!

[Kath]

Gandalf: Theoden! Wait! Come back! I promise I won't take Shadowfax again if it's going to upset you this much!

Theoden: It's too late for apologies now Gandalf! *leaps from steps*

[Anguirel]

...for Theoden King in the All-Rohan pensioners marathon, despite a strong challenge from Gandalf, who in Valinor was called Adidas.

[Meela]

Theoden: Oooh, a penny!

Or

When the ice-cream van visits, neither demonic possession or crippling age can stop Theoden. But those steps might.

Theoden: *wheeze* Third step... *splutter* Fourth... *wheeeeze, cough* Must rest... been sat down... too many years...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Watch out! Banana skin!

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden takes a slide down the Bumpety Slide of Terror at Edoras Theme Park.

[Gil-Galad]

Legolas: while Theoden runs away from Gandy being uncloaked, i'll make my move on Eyown..."My love for you is like my quiver of arrows, never-ending"


(legendary frog can be related to everything)

[Holbytlass]

Theoden Skywalker, with cut off right hand, runs frantically away. With Gandalf screaming, 'Hoo's ya daddy?!!'

[Lalwendë]

Theoden sulkily stomps off after being turned away from the Meduseld Shopping Centre for wearing a hoodie.

[davem]

Soldier beside Hama: 'Somebody grab him! He's just nicked my wallet!'
Theoden: 'Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!'
Hama:'He's still not right, you know. Magic's all very well, but I still say we should have used ECT.'
Legolas:'I don't see how elvish curling tongs would have helped, even if I was prepared to lend them to you.
Gimli: 'Bloody nancy boy!'
Eowyn: 'Of course, my hair is naturally curly!'
Legolas: 'Bitch!'

[Ainaserkewen]

Legolas: *pushes Eowen**catches her* Saved your life! *does it again* Saved you life again! *and again* Hah! Saved you life again!

Eowen: Ah! Stop it!

[Lalwendë]

Theoden: "Quick! Help! My best underpants have blown off the washing line and are winging their way to Mordor!"

[Mithalwen]

Theoden set off to find the person who stole his shoes....

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden decides he'd best as much distance between himself and Gandalf as he can before his secret agent (to G.'s right) runs Gandy through. "Hehe, choose my best horse will you!?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: AND STAY OUT!

Theoden: Kick me out of the band; I'll make them all pay.

[Nimrodel_9]

Theoden was quickly kicked out of the dance when he did his "Gandalf-the-Grey-Uncloaked" disco move.

[THE Ka]

Gandalf to Theoden: Okay! Now, watch your step, the first one is the hardest, but it will become eaiser with each step! Take your time we'll all be waiting for you right here!"

Theoden decending: *Creeeek. Creeeeek... Ow...

... Two hours later:

Eowyn: So... Anyone up to a cup of coffee?

Everyone at the top: YES!

Theoden eventually makes it to the bottom, only to discover that he had left his proper shoes inside.

Theoden: Looks at feet, "What the? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

... And finishes off with a classic Stop-dance of Rohan...

~ Presently humourious ka

[Lalwendë]

Theoden, inspired by his new leg-warmers, decides to recreate a scene from Kids From Fame on the steps at Meduseld. His impromptu song and dance routine is somewhat spoiled by the fact that he has inadvertently tucked the back of his robe into his pants.

[TomBrady12]

*Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go*

Where will you be when overactive bladder strikes?

*And I don't have to go right now*

TB12

[Ainaserkewen]

Gandalf: Where are you going Saruman...I mean Theoden?

Theoden: To find a new picture...ah! Here's one.

http://www.serkis.com/images/0022.jpg

Serkis: Oh God, was Sean laughing at me or with me?!

[Formendacil]

Space aliens are never a good sign- especially in middle-earth!

[Nimrodel_9]

Man, I hope the guys don't see me in this!

[Meela]

The Mirkwood fashion guinea-pig makes his escape.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

TO be a successful bank robber, it is always wise to get a mask that is made for you're eye size, not a giant bug's.

[Holbytlass]

Condom-Man sneaks up on the unsuspecting villian.....

[TomBrady12]

Serkis was willing to go to any lengths for that last piece of pizza.

TB12

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "No, Gollum, I don't think that is what the Emperor's clone troops will look like in Episode Three."

[The Saucepan Man]

The initial stages of Smeagol's transformation into Gollum were frankly rather embarrassing and largely accounted for the development of his preference for skulking in dark places.

[Lalwendë]

Jamie Theakston takes cover in Hyde Park as he realises another party "went a bit far".

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After toxic sludge flows through the streets, one man was left saying; "How was I supposed to know this would happen?"

[Encaitare]

Andy Serkis: You've insulted my outfit one too many times, Tree! Prepare to be pushed over! Nnnnnnuuuuugggghhh!!!!!!

[The Only Real Estel]

(Offscreen comments)
Sam: “You just made a conscious choice not to put the Ring on! That’s wonderful!”

Frodo: “My sword, your loyalty, and his gimp suit against Sauron and all the armies of Mordor, and you expect a little conscious choice to make me happy? Hmmm?"

[Maeggaladiel]

SuperSmeagolMan patrols his forest, looking for EEEEEEEEVIL to vanquish.

[Gil-Galad]

Andy: Serkissss must find the one film....that fat director has itss!! must get the one film!!! stupid fat director...

[Bywaters]

Andy: I'm a trained actor reduced to the state of a Gollum!!! :mad:

[Gil-Galad]

Andy: be the Gollum...i am the Gollum...be the Smeagol...I am the Smeagol...

[Lalwendë]

The morning after yet another rowdy Middle Earth stag party.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Andy: Ah! A new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11529.jpg

Sam: I knew I shouldn't have taken gambling advice from Theoden! I mean, "No legs the horse" How stupid can I get?

[mormegil]

Sean Austin to himself: Why did PJ add this part it just makes no sense.

Or

To himself: My dog is dead!

Who can name that movie?

[zifnab]

The morning after Sam was 86'd from the Prancing Pony.

[Oddwen]

Poor Sam...he's just seen Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

[Anguirel]

SAM: Eight, nine, ten...coming, Shelob, ready or not!

[SamwiseGamgee]

Sam couldn't help but grimace as he began to pull a tiny weasel from his forehead.

[Meela]

The disappearance of the lembas hit Sam harder than he expected.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Sam should never have made that crack about Frodo punching like a girl...

[Ainaserkewen]

The disappearance of the lembas hit Sam harder than he expected. I guess there was more in them cakes than honey!


Sam: I just got dumped for Gollum...what is up with that!

[Lalwendë]

Sam: "I can't take it any more! I finally defeated the Shelob boss level and the damn playstation crashes on me!"

[The Elf-warrior]

Rosie pulls a Jennifer Wilbanks on Sam.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Frodo took "Rock, paper, scissors" too far.

[Nimrodel_9]

Sam bonks his head on the wall.
Ah! Taters, that hurt!

[Oddwen]

Sam wept long and loud the day Frodo was killed by werewolves...

[Gil-Galad]

Sam: this isn't right! he should understand me for me!


(this can be referenced back to legendary frog... :smokin: )