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[THE Ka]

just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, Sam's allergies kicked in high gear and he had earlier used the last Claritin to seditate Gollum...

Sam: why! Why! WHY ME!

Frodo ( from off to the distance): Hey? What happened to Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo? I was starting to like all that worship...


~ Another yet seemlessly confrontal Ka

[Oddwen]

S*sob: "Nooo! Li'l Brudder! He's got the heart of a champion!"

[Encaitare]

Duck and cover!!! Duck and cover!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Where are those keys? :mad: :(

OR

Sam: Balrogs DO so have wings. :( Why can't you see that?

Frodo: Erm, because they DON'T have wings!

Sam: THEY DO! THEY DO!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Sam, "I really thought the new deodorant would help..."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Sam ponders on the crucial moment when he accidentally gave Gollum the One Ring and let him escape.

[Boromir88]

Originally posted by Hookbill Sam: I knew I shouldn't have taken gambling advice from Theoden! I mean, "No legs the horse" How stupid can I get?
Meanwhile back in Rohan....
http://sagralisse.mediawood.net/ttt_extras/extra_bernard_brad.jpg
Mr. Jackson informs the trio what todo...

Grima: Wait, did you say you wanted us to clip Gandalf's nose hairs?

Theoden: Oooh, that sounds so fun, maybe we could all paint our fingernails next!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

...uncovering a darker side of Rohan.

Theoden laughs heartily as Grima makes fun of a disabled street urchin.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bernard Hill was the only one who laughed at Peter Jackson saying, "This will blow you away" while wheeling a large fan onto the stage.

[Gil-Galad]

Peter: can we get on with it?

Grima: good news, were no longer the men that say Neet!

Theoden: neet

Grima: shhh

[Kath]

Theoden: BUNDLE!!!!!!

[Meela]

Having tired of seeing Gandalf uncloaked, the men now plot the moment when Eowyn's skirt will fly up.

[Anguirel]

Aragorn was tied to a chair and given fashion tips by Gandalf the Peroxide, Theoden Bling and Grima Voguetongue...

[Nimrodel_9]

Gandalf, Grima, and Theoden watched with smiles on their faces as Aragorn began to shrink. :p

[Ainaserkewen]

Ian: Peter, we wanted to ask, to clarify, when Theoden is being exercised, where is all that light coming from?

The same place as the music...

[Encaitare]

Grima: You see, it's all just a terrible misunderstanding. My lord Theoden wasn't under any evil influence, he just really needed a bath. And now that he's had one, he looks much better!
Theoden: *beams* I gotta be clean!
Gandalf: Oh. *is puzzled* I really thought Saruman had something to do with this, but... yes, the bath does seem to have done him a world of good.

[Gil-Galad]

Grima: i got a question, how come every movie Bernard Hill has been in that i've seen, he dies like in the middle or at a climax of the movie? i mean i would expect it in one of you horrible movies there Peter? i mean why can't Bernard give a chance huh? and all these other actors! i know their not hte best and this movie isn't great after some wacko like tolkien devised it...oh i'm so dying in the first five minutes aren't i?

Everyone: yep

[Lalwendë]

Another scene is spoiled as Bernard Hill realises his mum has turned up in the audience with her camcorder and he gives a big smile for her latest home movie.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Play is halted as an attractive eligible bachelorette walks past the set.

[Memory of Trees]

<sings> We three kings of Orient aaarrreee!!!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

<sings> We three kings of Orient aaarrreee!!!!!

Gandalf: Oh shut up Théoden! It was funny the fist time, but nine days later, it’s wearing a bit thin!

[davem]

PJ: 'Ok guys, you know how much effort we've gone to to be faithful to the professor's book? Well, we thought that when Grima says his line to Eowyn about 'a hutch to trammel some wild thing in we'd have an actual hutch in the back of the shot....'

Dourif in bad british accent: 'Ohh, Peeterr, you arre soo insiiightfuul.'

Hill: 'Ha! Haa! HaHaHaHaHa. HaHa!!! My character's mad you know! HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaa!

McKellen: (Thinks)'What am I doing here? I'm a knight of the British stage. I thought this was supposed to be a production of The Doll's House. Wonder if my agent's got me that Corrie gig...

[Lalwendë]

Bernard laughs smugly as everyone casts accusing looks in Jackson's direction when a suspiciously eggy odour is detected. He was going to blame Gimli.

[Morsul the Dark]

Ian: Peter I think your cameos are getting a little weird I mean you seriously want me to stand here long enough to get your hair in the shot...only the people on the barrowdowns will notice( ;) ) so why do it?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: Ha ha ha!
Gandalf: What are you laughing at?
Théoden: The New picture of course.

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/saruman_gandalf.jpg

Saruman: You see I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left hand side...

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: as you see Gand- wait here...hey you crazy kids get off my lawn! i'll blow your bloody head up with my crazy ninja wizard powers! yeah you better run! i'll bite your bleeding legs off!...*cough* now where was I?

Gandalf: something about giving me power over the Istari

Saruman: oh yeah...wait...oh you almost got me there Gandalf! good one!

Gandalf: well, you know...

Saruman: do it again and i'll stab your eyes out! okay lets go to my tower now

(anyone who PM's me what references i took the above context from will make me mildly surprised...)

[SamwiseGamgee]

Saruman: Come, Gandalf. Take my hand and we shall skip merrily across the grassy grounds of Isengard.

Gandalf: Erm, no thanks!

[Orominuialwen]

Saruman: Now Gandalf, just let me remove this dead leaf from your beard...

[wilwarin538]

Saruman: Gandalf I need to show you something. Look at my right hand, isn't it horrible. Its a strange difformidy that runs in my family, or atleast I think it does. Where are they? :rolleyes: :confused:

[Nimrodel_9]

Saruman: The hills are alive with the sound of music!!!!!!
Gandalf: Oh, when will this loon shut up?!

[Boromir88]

Gandalf: This robe is rather itchy.

Saruman: Please, Gandalf stop looking for excused so you can be Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

[Oddwen]

Saruman the Notoriously Light-Footed attempts to teach Gandalf of the Clod Feet the springle-ring.

[Encaitare]

Saruman: Look! Look! If I stand on my tippy-toes it looks like I'm levitating! See?
Gandalf: *grumble grumble*

[mormegil]

Saruman: "Gandalf, is your robe made of terri cloth or is it velour?"

Gandalf: "Why it's velour, why do you ask?"

Saruman: "Oh just interested that's all, I prefer a 100% cotton robe myself, but I've always wondered what a silk robe would feel like"

Gandalf: "Hmmmmm....interesting"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman pulling Gandalf by the beard: Now, where did it go?

Gandalf: I don't know. I was on top of the tower and my hat just flew off.

Saruman: I don't even HAVE a hat.

[Mithalwen]

Gandalf sulks when he realises that theconcept of "dress down Friday" has not reached Isengard....

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf invites Grima and Theoden to sit down to discuss regime change in Gondor.

[THE Ka]

( ** Gandalf, Thoeden and Grima pic.)

Gandalf (As Lord Henry): Grima! Guess what?! You're going to age, sag, and turn vindictively cranky! Just like Theoden here!

Theoden (As Basil Hallward): Oh Grima! Don't Listen to Gandalf! He's such a bad influence on your nature! Now, could you pose for me? Pleeeeease?

Grima (As, you guess it, Dorian Gray): But... But... I don't wanna turn ugly, old and be able to pretend I can't hear anyone! I want to be a boy forever!

Gandalf: TOO LATE! HA!

Theoden: Hee! Hee! Oh, Gandalf! At your antics again!

Grima: (face suspended in shock) waaaaah...

~ I love The Picture of Dorian Gray Ka

[Maeggaladiel]

*long silence*
Gandalf: Come on... what was my line? Think, Ian, THINK!!
Saruman: See, THIS is why I don't work with amatures! I was DRACULA, for crying out loud. I don't have to deal with this!

[Anguirel]

SARUMAN: Not a bad little place for my retirement, is it? Nice demolishable forests, cool dark tower, army of minions...

GANDALF: I know I wasted my entire pensions fund for 3000 years on tobacco. Stop rubbing it in.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: You see, I have to keep my hand here, as my belt is broken. I need to find some way of keeping my trousers up.

Gandalf: Ever thought of getting a different belt?

Saruman: ...

[Lalwendë]

Saruman and Gandalf added some extra panache to their moves as they 'put their right arm in' during the Hokey Cokey at the Wizards' Annual Party.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: And the ring has the power to give me rune ship over all Middle Earth, blah, blah, blah … … …

Gandalf *thinking*: I think I need some more shoes... maybe I'll stop off in rohan, I may drop in on Theoden..

Saruman: Are you listening?

[Kath]

Gandalf: I wonder if he knows he's fondling my beard?

[Meela]

Gandalf: I'm so terribly lonely, and nobody loves me...
Saruman: Yeah, yeah, some other time. My new issue of Wizard's Weekly has just arrived, and there's a special feature on robe dyeing.

[Oddwen]

As Gandalf is led towards the courtroom to stand trial against henious crimes against society, his lawyer Saruman T. White guides him by the arm and away from the press.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gandalf: "He's rubbing his tummy: he is probably about to devour me."

[Holbytlass]

Saruman- 'Hey Gandalf, ya ever played 'Tune in Tokyo'?

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: will you look at this crazy new picture!

Gandalf: hmmm...i suppose they'll be plump enough to eat

Saruman: bloody ninja wannabe cannibal wizard...

http://www.jaganaud.de/tolkien/contents/rfaq/bakshi.jpg

[Atarah]

Hobbits: *singing* Oh we do like to be beside the sea side...

[Gil-Galad]

Hobbits: lets sing our way through Mordor!

a year later, war was beginning

Minas Tirith Captain: what happen?

Minas Tirith soldier: somebody set us up the bomb

[Gurthang]

Gasp! Saruman turned the hobbits into cartoons?! :eek:

[THE Ka]

Little did Frodo know that Merry had plans more than to just play music, there was an odd incentive that rang in the air that spelt: "BUDGET CUT!! LOOKING FOR AMPLE SLACKERS TO ENTERTAIN HIS GREATNESS - SARUMAN OF MANY FREE LEAF!"


~ Guess That Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This will terrify the Orcs.

[Meela]

Rohan vows revenge on the messenger who confused "Ride to Gondor for aid" with "Ride to the Von Trapp's for aid".

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

And Frodo didn't think he could look any cuter....

[The Saucepan Man]

An early publicity shot of Steppenwarg (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=354522&postcount=3).

[Ainaserkewen]

Peter Jackson: But there's one more scene I need in there!

Someone else: But the actors are all off on vacation, there's no way we can get them in on time. The cut-off's tomorrow!

Jackson: Get me an animator! Let's do this scene.

Someone else: The audience will never notice.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Peter Jackson in a drunken stupor: Yea, this will be a good idea...

OR

This went some way to proving Tolkien’s words "The Lord of the Rings should never be dramatised!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"You're not the Hobbits - we are the real Hobbits!"

Elijah: "Oh no! Evil twins!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

"You're not the Hobbits - we are the real Hobbits!"

Sam: Oh no you're not!

Frodo: Its not a pantomime, ye fool of a … er… Gamgee.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

After solving their latest puzzle, Scooby Doo and the gang were surprised to find Hobbits standing in the way of the Mystery Machine.

[narfforc]

A new Boy Band, The Hobbeatles decide to make their obligatory cartoon adventures, before they are famous. They can be seen here singing their new song: Can`t buy me Food.

[narfforc]

Postscript for the above:


I`ll give you a Golden Ring my friend
If you make the Uruks go away
I`ll give you anything my friend if you fade Old Witchy away
I don`t care too much for praising, being a hero won`t buy me food

Something like that would do. It wouldnt matter if it was a good song, as long as they danced in time and had a pretty smile.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The music plays in order to introduce a new picture...

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9416.jpg

Saruman: He, he, he! Look at it! Its SO cool! It’s going to blow up Helms deep!

Grima: Pff! He calls me immature...

[Gurthang]

Grima glares in envy at the new toy Saruman got for Christmas. :mad:

[The Elf-warrior]

Grima didn't have the slightest idea what Saruman was doing.

[Encaitare]

While Saruman faffs about with a small chicken leg, Grima cleverly pockets the spare change that the wizard left lying about.

or...

Grima: Do the chickens have large talons?
Saruman: Why, yes, you can see the talons right here.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: Look, if you don't want any of my cooking, go and make a sandwich!

[Meela]

Grima: But I wanna be Snape! I have the cloak and everything!
Saruman: It's my potions set, I get to be Snape.

Or

Grima edges towards the window as the smell from Saruman's experimental cooking becomes overpowering.

[Lalwendë]

Grima: I hope he's finally trying to find the cure for male pattern baldness.

[Oddwen]

Saruman: "Eureka! Two chicken legs are equal to some cauliflower and a bit of batwing! I'LL BE RICH! ER!"

Or...

Grima only went into Saruman's room to get a book because he had to, and even then he tried to avoid looking at the wizard playing with his "Action Figures".
S: Rarr, rarr! I'll get you, Talonman! *in a deeper voice* Not today, Birdbrian! Let me introduce you to my new Destruct-O-Scale! *a higher voice* Nooooo!

Or...

Grima: So...the secret to your blasting powder is dried chicken legs?
Saruman: Exciting, isn't it? I can't tell you how pleased I was to discover that.

Or...

Grima: You had Khazad-Dûm Fried Chicken and you didn't tell me?!?

Or...

Saruman the Werewolf finishes off the last of the poor henwife's chickens.

Or...

Saruman Many-Colored, even though he had become rather destructive of the environment since his days at The White, retained the habit of always, always using the whole chicken.

[Ainaserkewen]

Grima: Burning incense eh? Don't you think that's a little obvious? I saw you pick up Gandalf's lost pouch of Old Toby. You hypocrite!

Cool pic, where did this one come from I wonder?

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: now the undead are going to come...but all i need is MY BOOMSTICK!!!

[The Saucepan Man]

Saruman: Wormtongue, would you be a good fellow and pass the ketchup?

[The Only Real Estel]

Grima wonders why he ever took up with Saruman...

First rings, robes, and a fascination with colors, now he's obsessed with candles! What next?

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: and they laughed at me grima... at wizard school... but i'l lshow them! i'll show them all!!! ha ha ha

Grima: err...sir...the pizza is here

Saruman: did you tip the delivery man?

Grima: err...no

Saruman: good man

[TomBrady12]

Grima: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways, Lord Saruman. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen ring, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the hobbit's hidden...(choked by the force).


TB12

[The Saucepan Man]

Grima: Master, do you really think half-man half-chicken soldiers are such a good idea ...?

[wilwarin538]

Grima:Look at all the pretty candles.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Grima: What are you doing?
Saruman: You see, the chicken legs are the perfect ingredients for my new brand of washing powder. You can put whites in with colours and they never run!

Later (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Pinksaruman.jpg)...

[THE Ka]

Whilst puttering about when was not supposed to, Grime stops to check his ever-receeding hair line in the side of a bowl and thinks while 'fluffing' his hair...

Saruman: I can answer your question, and it's no. There is never enough hair on one side to cover the rest of your ugly head. Why don't you just shave it all off and top it with a wig or something...

Grima: Um... I've already tried?

Saruman: Hmm... Then you can get a new one because I can't stand to be seen with you and you can test out my NEW poultry Miracle Grow at the same time!

~ Exceedingly Dull to-day Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Grima didn't have the slightest idea what Saruman was doing.

Neither did Saruman himself.

[Anguirel]

SARUMAN: Grima...did I ever tell you what happened to my last servant who chucked the Palantir out of the window?

[Lalwendë]

Grima: So that's where he gets those fabulous false nails from. Now if only I could find his nail polish...

[narfforc]

Sarumans attempts at making an artificial light source, due to Grima forgetting to pay the Electrikery Bill.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Grima: I've been meaning to ask; where exactly do you come from?

Saruman: The same place as the music.

Grima: ... :rolleyes: ...

[Lalwendë]

"Grima, watch and learn. We keep the empty bargain bucket and simply put a couple of these old chicken feet in the bottom, cunningly add a few batter bits and some lard, then we get straight on the blower to the Fried Chicken shop. Hey presto! Free fried chicken for a whole month. That's magic."

[wilwarin538]

Saruman: Be quiet. I am in the process of fabricating a new picture.

http://www.erzaweb.com/FDP/Aragorn%20The%20Lord%20of%20the%20Rings.jpg

Aragorn(in amazement): Wow, no one has ever been able to withstand my BO for such a long period of time. Except you. :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The moment before Aragorn realised he'd used glue instead of Shaving foam.

[Meela]

In another room, Elrond hopes Arwen won't notice that he replaced Aragorn with a cardboard cutout after the real one died in battle.

Or

Aragorn: Watch the extensions! They're real horse hair.
Arwen: So that's what happened to Bill...

[narfforc]

My mind to your mind,
My thought`s to your thought`s


Aragorn gets a mind meld from a pointy eared vulcan

[davem]

Aragorn: 'Well, it started as this boil on my ear......'

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gorn gets that glazed look in his eye, as the wife tells him about the new shoes she just bought.

[Lalwendë]

Arwen: "I can smell polo mints..."

Aragorn tries to give a nonchalant look as Arwen checks his breath for evidence of pipeweed.

[Gurthang]

Here we see one of Arwen and Aragorn's frequent fights, often ending with him being confused and getting slapped. :rolleyes:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Sauron has placed a curse on me, dear; so unless you hold my head in place forevermore, it will fall off my shoulders."

[THE Ka]

1430 S.R. - Arwen tries in vain to hold up her husband's sagging face...

Arwen: Eh! Why won't it stay up! This 'aging' thing is rather annoying you know...

Aragorn: Have you tried clear tape?

Arwen: Hmm, that a good one!

~ Slightly Porvacative Ka

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The rough hand was a dead giveaway: Aragorn realises that this is not Arwen, it is an Orc in disguise and designed to ensnare; a wicked deception of Sauron.

[Nimrodel_9]

Saruman pic:

Saruman: Grima! There's a foot in my chicken soup! :p

A&A:

Aragorn raises his femmish hand to his face. (is femmish a word?) :p

Nim ;)

[Gil-Galad]

Arwen hopes to turn Aragorn onto Tic tacs...someday...someday!

[Mithalwen]

Arwen : so like my own dear fiancee but clean!!!

[Anguirel]

ARWEN: You...will...kill Frodo...take...the Ring...and deliver it to me...

ARAGORN: Yes, master. Er, I mean...

[Nimrodel_9]

Arwen: No. Your contact is still there.

[Gil-Galad]

Arwen: oh why do i always fall for you Hydrophob's?

[The Elf-warrior]

Arwen: "Tell me the truth. Do you think my father is a jerk?"

[Evisse the Blue]

Saruman and Grima pic:
As Grima fills in for Snape as Potions Teacher:
Grima: No, Saruman, first add the dragon scale, then the chicken leg. We've already been through this, haven't we? Well?
Saruman: (freezes in mid-action): Oh, oops. What do I do now?

Arwen and Aragorn pic:
the following one isn't mine, I saw a verion of this somewhere and I thought it was funny so...:

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream.
Arwen: Do you remember what I told you?
Aragorn *sigh* Yes...You said I needed a shower and a shave.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Just as he prepares to kiss his beautiful bride Aragorn notices a small weasel on her left shoulder.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Arwen: I'm so sorry, but its time for a new picture!

http://lilithlotr.ejwfiles.net/2003calendar/elrond-gilgalad.jpg

Elrond: What in the world is that?
Gilgalad: Its a wizard... uncloaked. They are quite common these days...

[Meela]

All thoughts of battle are brushed aside as Elrond remembers that purple goes officially out of fashion in just under two minutes.

Or

Elrond's horror as the Orcs appear wearing the exact same shade of purple.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: Wait a minuet! That wasn't in the book!

OR

Elrond: Why does that Balrog have wings?

Gilgalad: Why wouldn’t it?

Elrond: ... :mad:

[Gil-Galad]

http://lilithlotr.ejwfiles.net/2003calendar/elrond-gilgalad.jpg


see if that works...

Gil-Galad: Can't touch this na na na na na, Stop! Gil-Galadster time now

Elrond: were doomed...


(I know i'm awesome...)

[Bêthberry]

Elrond and Gil-galad (simultaneously): "Dagor my head, why didn't I get rid of the mullet so I could wear the stupid helmet?"

[Gil-Galad]

Gil-Galad: I'm so awesome...this is going to be great!

Elrond: what? you do realize your going to die don't you?

Gil-Galad: with all the script changes who knows! so i have a chance of not dying!

[davem]

Elf in middle: 'High King of the Elves or not, if he makes that 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?' crack again I'm gonna ram this banner right up his *%&£"!!!!'

Gil Galad: 'First thing I'm doing when I get back is patenting this stomach mounted roller towel. That'll show 'em I'm not mad! Hope that Elrond jerk doesn't steal my idea!'

Elrond: 'The king is clearly mad...but with the Valar's help he shall fall soon, & then I shall be king of all the Elves, with a stomach mounted roller towel all of my own....'

[Lalwendë]

Elrond proudly goes into battle wearing the Blue Peter badge he won for making his armour out of an empty washing up liquid bottle, a toilet roll and some sticky backed plastic.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: I can't believe my eyes! My sword is melting!

OR

Elrond: It's times like this I really wish the istari (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/istari.jpg) were here!

[Gil-Galad]

Gil-Galad: instead of battle cries! yell out how great i am!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gil-Galad: instead of battle cries! yell out how great i am!

Elrond: I don't think that will scare the Orcs off.

Gilgalad: Who said anything about scaring them off?

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.legomirk.com/lotrscript2003/21.jpg
To Frodo's horror, cows really could fly. :eek::p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo hides away in a secret hole where he can hide away from Gandalf the grey un-... you know the rest.

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: hey ringwraith what are you doing?

nazgul: baginssss

Frodo: i didn't expect this kind of Spanish Inquistion!

Spanish Inquistion: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION

[The Only Real Estel]

Since 1520 the Thains of the Tooks liked to use the popular campaign slogan 'there'll be a chicken in every pot.' After the Great Chicken Invasion of 1618, Cordonbleu MacCullough won the office of Chief Chicken with his version of the slogan--'there'll be a hobbit in every pot.'

[The Elf-warrior]

Gil-Galad: "Elrond, beware the Ides of March!"

[Lhunardawen]

The fear of the White Face is proven to be highly contagious.

[Gil-Galad]

Gil-Galad: "Elrond, beware the Ides of March!"

(nice, i saw Ceasar too i think it was about a month ago)

Frodo: who didn't see this coming? honestly?

[Ainaserkewen]

Funny, I thought Dom was the one with the heroin addiction.

[The Saucepan Man]

Is it just me who can't see the last three pictures? :confused:

[Lalwendë]

Alas, Frodo had dropped the Ring somewhere between The Green Dragon and Bag End in his drunken state. "I've got to find it or Gandalf's going to kick my backside from here to Mordor!"

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Is it just me who can't see the last three pictures? :confused:
No, I can't see them either. Is this a conspiracy?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

You should be able to see these then;

The Elrond and Gilgalad picture;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/ElrondandGilgalad.jpg

The Frodo Pic

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Frogo.jpg

That better?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo hides in the undergrowth as the furious Elves search for the Ring.

(Paul Merton-esque, I think) ;)

[Mithalwen]

Elrond thinks "When is Gil-galad going to admit that we are lost in the fog ..... I don't even think we are in Mordor anymore....."

Frodo has a League of Gentlemen moment " Precious things!!!!! / ..... we didn't burn them...!"

[Meela]

Frodo begins to worry about the Ring's effects as he hides from yet another stampeding pink elephant.

[Encaitare]

Elrond: Ack! It's the Dark Lord of Mordor!
Gil-Galad: Duuuuuuuude! Check out the size of that mace! That's pretty rad, man.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo begins to worry about the Ring's effects as he hides from yet another stampeding pink elephant.

However, Frodo does not know weather to be relived or frightened further when Sam says he can see them too.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Sam...tell me that's your stomach growling."

[The Elf-warrior]

The village decided that Frodo was a werewolf.

[Lalwendë]

Frodo: "I'm sorry Mr Gamgee, I know you only brought it in for an oil filter change, but you need some new brake pads, an exhaust and your big end's gone."

[Larien Telemnar]

Frodo looks up to see............ No, not Gollum....... No, not Shelob...... No, not even an Easterling or Faramir. He sees an army of Elves, led by Elrond.

Elrond: Wait! We're supposed to be fighting Orcs, not looking at Frodo cowering! Gil-Galad, your navigating got us lost again! We're not even in the right chapter! Give me that map!

[Boromir88]

Elrond: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your brother Elrohir, your daddy Elrond is protecting and defending all of middle-earth.

Gil-Galad: (to Elladan and Elrohir) Awesome! You got like three feet of air on that one.

[Gil-Galad]

Gil-Galad: lets kick it old school!

Elrond: i'm more for Elvish pop-dancing

[Celuien]

Elrond wants to have a chat with Aragorn following the "Aragorn and Arwen: more than kissing" scene.

[Gurthang]

Elrond suddenly stops in the middle of battle to ponder: 'Why, since I am the most important elf and therefore need the most protecting, was I not given a helmet?' :eek:

AND

Frodo hides with the last piece of cheese.

[Nimrodel_9]

Originally posted by Gurthang
Frodo hides with the last piece of cheese.
Elrond and his army set out to find poor Frodo who has taken the last piece of cheese. :D

AND THEN

Frodo is caught eating the last cookie. :p

[THE Ka]

At the last minute, Elrond remembers that the sword in the display case, which he grabbed in a mad rush to beat Gil-Galad to the fields, is in fact, the styrofoam copy...

Elrond: Great! What am I going to do with this? Play nurf-ball?!

Gil-Galad: Nurf? Where? I'm open!


~ Slightly boring Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: Okay, this is getting out of hand. A new picture, if you please.

Frodo: I hope they don't find this embarrassing picture of me and Sam at Mount Doom.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Sarumanandhisface.jpg

Saruman: Just thinking of Gandalf the grey uncloaked gives me the shivers.

Grima: I really think that is getting old.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Saruman's new assistant, The Hair, was much cleverer than Grima, however he had an irritating tendency to bring out the worst of the old wizard's allergies.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Christopher Lee: "And this is how I'm going to audition for the King of the Dead..."

[Ainaserkewen]

Grima: What, you egg!
*Stabbing him*
Young fry of treachery!

Saruman: He has kill'd me, mother:
Run away, I pray you!
*Dies*

PJ: Wait a moment...

[Holbytlass]

Saruman Sperling,"Not only am I the president of the 'Back-Hair Club for Men', I'm a client."

[The Only Real Estel]

Saruman gasps in pain as Grima shape-shifts into a werewolf before his very eyes and bits a chunck of flesh out of his shoulder.
Saruman: "And I never...even...suspected you..."

[Gil-Galad]

Grima: I'm sorry

Saruman: i knew you tipped that pizza-man! your dead to me grima!

[Gurthang]

Grima doesn't like Saruman's new wig.

OR

Saruman wanted the orcs opinion on his new wig.

OR

Saruman accidentally chokes on part of his new wig.

OR

Saruman is being eaten by his new wig.

[Nimrodel_9]

Saruman is attacked by a R.U.S. ;)

[elronds_daughter]

That's R.O.U.S., Nim! Rodent Of Unusual Size. :D

Anyway......

Grima: Die, fiend, die!!!
Voice from off-screen: He's not dead, yet.

[The Saucepan Man]

Grima: Gesundheit!

[Encaitare]

Grima uses his electrode gun to control the undead wizard.

[The Only Real Estel]

Saruman gasps as Anakin prepares to slice off his head.

[Mad Baggins]

Grima: Happy Birthday!

Saruman: Oooo, a backscratcher! So itchy...ah, so much better...

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf: on second thought, lets not go to Isengard, it is a silly place

[THE Ka]

While Saruman's army was out destroying, Saruman decided to pass the time by a little role playing and facial expression excercises.

Saruman: Okay, does this make me look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair?

Grima: Eh... Try showing a little more front teeth...

Saruman: Now, do I look like a starved mad hatter hare with stringy hair?

Grima: Exactly!

~ Ka

[Meela]

Saruman's new wig doubles as a handpuppet.

[Lhunardawen]

Saruman finally realizes how incredibly hideous his second-in-command is.

Oh no, Lhuna. Now you're really gonna get it from Encaitare. :eek:

[Encaitare]

Saruman finally realizes how incredibly hideous his second-in-command is.

Oh no, Lhuna. Now you're really gonna get it from Encaitare. :eek:

*sulks briefly before conceding that while Grima ain't pretty, he still needs some devoted fangirls to recognize his inner awesomeness*

On topic:

Saruman had to die... he refused to recognize Grima's inner awesomeness. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Grima: I told you it had nuts in it.

OR

As Wormtong is about to discover, it's a bad idea to go near Saruman after a night of heavy drinking with Radagast.

[narfforc]

Grima: I`m sending this back to the Dwarves of Dale, how dare they send me faulty goods, last week they deliver a mouldy Theoden, this week a wind-up Saruman puppet with a snapped key.

[Gurthang]

Grima stares intently at the strange black shadow coming from Saruman's nose. :confused:

[Mithalwen]

"you have to be right behind someone before you can stab them in the back..."

[The Only Real Estel]

Grandpa(ma?) Grima: "Come on Saruman, spit the rubber ball out...that's right--no! Don't chew on it! Don't you dare swollow that young man! Don't you make me do the heimlich!"

[Gil-Galad]

Grima: oh no! Sarumans having a heart attack! help him!

Gandalf: well i hope his will is up to date

[Boromir88]

Saruman: I'm not dead.
Grima: Yes he is.
Saruman: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Grima: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Saruman: I'm getting better.
Grima: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Saruman: I don't want to go on the cart.
Grima: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Saruman: I feel fine.

and the scene continues....

After Grima stabs Saruman, he runs away....
http://www.figwitlives.net/images/Figwit10.jpg
Figwit: Hold me I'm scared!
Random Elf: Oh jeez I can't look.
Boromir: Blo-o-o-dd.
Random Men: Oh why'd he have to die! Why! Why!
Gandalf: He's not dead!

[THE Ka]

Figwit: Pssst! What are we starring at?

Elven Friend: I have NO clue dude! That thing, it... Look at the size of those feet!

Frodo: What? They're natural, trust me!

~ Ka

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf looks on in disappointment at Bill the Balrog's surprise breakdancing presentation.

Gandalf: Have you learned nothing at all, Bill?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman tries to get revenge on Gandalf the grey for being uncloaked, but with limited success.

OR

Boromir: Truly it MUST be destroyed!

Gandalf: It cannot go on existing!

Frodo: But all the other kids have the Crazy Frog ring tone!

All: ... Destroy it!!!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"What's that? Sauron's already taken over the world? Bureaucracy, it ruins everything..."

[Meela]

Mid-council, the Hobbits tuck into a morning snack, much to the horror of the Elves.

Elf: Are those... calories?!
Figwit: *shudder*

[Boromir88]

The Council is ambushed by a rabid....CHINCHILLA!
http://gi.vpptechnologies.com/GI/006/614/812.jpg (not a new pic)

[mormegil]

The council is aghast when Gimli shows up in tights and a pink tutu and begins the first act of Dwarf Lake, his new ballet.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "Frodo...you can't be serious. You're...you're going to drive to Mordor in a...a DeLorean?"

[Gil-Galad]

"Those crazy elvish drinking parties"

Everyone: chug chug chug woooooo

*Elrond falls down, hits his head on the table*

Gandalf: he did not just do that!

Boromir: freakin awesome!

*Legolas in underwear runs by*

Legolas: were going streaking!!!

Gandalf: way to ruin the party Legolas...

Boromir: yea ya stupid elf...

*Legolas walks away with head down...and walks past a red doghouse...*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

"What's that? Sauron's already taken over the world? Bureaucracy, it ruins everything..."

Elrond: Let's face it; he's spent the last two ages filling in forms, and signing things. That's how long it takes.

[Gurthang]

Frodo reveals his secret blackmailing tool...a picture of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! Everyone is appalled. :confused:

[Kath]

Gandalf: Look, there are people watching us!

Boromir: My God you're right! Who are they? What do they want?

*Legolas runs in from offscreen* "It's me!"

Gandalf: Oh, they've gone now.

[davem]

While the others look on stupified at their first encounter with a Middle earth Big Issue seller, only Gandalf has the presence of mind to pretend he's forgot his purse....

[Nimrodel_9]

He just swallowed that gerbil whole!!!!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gandalf: "I said no cameras! Release the hounds!"

[Lalwendë]

The Council of Elrond is delayed as the blokes pass by Elrond's private quarters.

Gandalf: "He's got a 32" Plasma TV!"
Boromir: "And Sky Sports, the jammy beggar!"
Elrohir: "Yeah, but the selfish swine won't let us play our PlayStation games on it. It's so unfair!"

[davem]

The Council members are appalled when Sam has the bad manners to laugh at
Boromir's second head...

Boromir: 'It started as this boil on my shoulder....'

Or

Gandalf's quick draw demonstration failed to impress as he realised too late that Merry had swiped his gunbelt...

Or

A wave of panic strikes the Council members as they wonder which of them will have to clean up Bilbo's little 'accident' ....

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "Look Frodo, we all know you're getting bored. But to sit there and cross your eyes and stick your fingers up your nose while Elrond is talking is completely inappropriate!"

[The Saucepan Man]

Erestor feigned shock at the discovery of Elrond's body, while secretly formulating his bid for mastership of Rivendell.

[Boromir88]

Elrond decided to screw going on a long journey for months and just decides to fast forward.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

All are utterly shocked at the revelations that smoking is bad for you.

Gandalf: Surly not!

Prof Frodo: I'm afraid so.

P.S. HURAH! 800th post! *Does a dance*

[SamwiseGamgee]

The troupe of dancing weasels Elrond had booked as an ice-breaker at the Council received mixed reviews.

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf: can't you see, you must take the ring now!

Boromir: surely you don't mean it!

Gandalf: of course i mean it! and don't call me Shirly!

[Boromir88]

The Council stares in shock and awe as the picture of the floor
http://stamas.home.mindspring.com/slide_show/fellowship/slide_show_images/Fellowship%20of%20the%20ring.JPG

As Elrond rambles on about honor, and duty, and doing the thing. The Fellowship thinks...
Aragorn: His daughter was so hawttt in that gown last night.
Boromir: God I hate when he enters into a monologue.
Gimli: I'm not here. You can't see me.
Pippin: Wow, I never knew elves had pointy ears.
Sam: Stupid elf. I can't believe he picked Frodo of all people to bear the ring.
Frodo: Why would he choose me of all people?

[Gil-Galad]

Elrond: i told you i didn't pass wind!

[Gurthang]

The Fellowship has no idea that an Elf In Black is standing behind them holding a machine gun.

AND

Nobody laughed at Elrond's joke....except Elrond. :rolleyes:

AND

Somebody shrunk Gimli's head. :eek:

[Ainaserkewen]

Legolas: I'm the prettiest one here.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Elf in the background was hoping to be noticed by wearing a Father Christmas hat, but everyone was distracted by Gandalf’s opening of the Wizard strip club, "Uncloaked"... :| (Note Gandalf's smug expression)

[Lhunardawen]

Sorry Elrond, they know it's a trick camera.

[The Saucepan Man]

The Fellowship group photograph was ruined by Erestor mooning to the left of the camera.

[Anguirel]

Pippin's eyes are drawn to Legolas's buxom figure. "Oy! Some Mary-Sue has smuggled herself into the Fellowship for the eight thousandth time..."

[Gil-Galad]

Erestor: hey guys whats going on? whats that sign? "People standing here are going on a dangerous quest with a high chance of dying" oh crap...might as well bring my lucky red shirt along!

[Gurthang]

Seriously, look how small Gimli's head is! :eek:

[Morsul the Dark]

Elf in Black: See only true LOTR fans will nknow this is an omage to the tenth fellowship member originally written in by Tolkien!*

Elrond you nin shall be...

Elf:Ten

Elrond: NINE! you nine will be the fellowship of the ring!


*I dont actually know if this is true I doubt it but thats beside the point it was funny when I thought of it

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Fellowship watch as Elrond and Glorfindell's Balrogian* discussions gets out of hand.

...


*My term for the on going "Do Balrogs have wings" argument... it is also the name of the Balrog's language... I assume. :D

[mormegil]

Sean Bean finds it difficult to hide his disgust that he wasn't chosen for the Legolas role

--"I'm every bit as beautiful and manly as he is, oh and can you imagine me with long blonde flowing hair? SEXY!!!"

[The Elf-warrior]

No one liked Arwen's singing.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

For what must be about the 12th time this week, Elrond pretends to have stolen the One Ring and dances about his house shouting I am the new Dark Lord, and you will all bow down to me, me, MEEEEEEEE!!!!, and no-one else thinks it's funny. (Well, Gandalf looked slightly amused.)

[Meela]

Nobody could quite believe Elrond's parting gift for them...

Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!
Aragorn: Dude, we are not wearing spandex suits.
Legolas: Speak for yourself, I look good in spandex.

[Lalwendë]

As Elrond prepared to entertain the Fellowship with a demonstration of his infamous spin bowling technique, most of the assembled party looked on nonchalantly. Aragorn, however, had painful memories of Elrond's sporting 'prowess' and automatically assumed a defensive posture.

[Ainaserkewen]

Elrond: Yes, I remember this one. This is how they all looked right before I soaked them with a garden hose.

And no, he doesn't have a picture of a soaked fellowship.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Gimli: Lift me a wee bit higher, Boromir, I want to see that dancing troupe of weasels. I wasn't here when Elrond last put the show on but, by jove, I've heard it's good.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: Spandex?! You made us spandex suits?
Elrond: And capes. With a logo!

I assume this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Fellowshiporing.jpg) would be that logo?

Back on topic:

Gandalf: They'll never know it was I who took the last chocolate!

[Ainaserkewen]

Found this...

http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/images/Merry_funny.jpg

Merry: Ah, this is how it feels to be straddled on a travelling tree branch all day...I'll surely be walking funny for awhile, that's for sure.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry wonders how he can tell the others about how he accidentally killed pippin.

Merry: I'm sure Gandalf will understand...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

After running out of food and eating Pippin, Merry wonders why he was in this stupid quest in the first place.

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry: "Am I Lost?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry tries to think of a better insult than "Fool of a Took!"

Merry: Gandalf isn't going to get one over on me!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Can't.......see!

It's another of those Arwen-Undomiel.com things.

But I'll hazard a guess at a caption based on your responses.


A few moments with Treebeard was enough to make Merry realise that he should have done the gardening weeks ago.

(anywhere near?)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This be it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Merriadoc.jpg

Hope you can see that Eomer!

Anyway;

Merry finally see why you shouldn't leave the cat in the house at night!

[Meela]

Whilst searching for something to smoke, Merry wonders whether Treebeard would miss a few of his leaves...

[Boromir88]

Merry slowly gets a grasp of the fine game of ping-pong.

[Anguirel]

Ugluk poses in his brand-new, devastatingly cunning Hobbit disguise.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Ah, thank'ee; 'tis an amusing picture and no mistake! :D

Merry just can't figure out who the werewolves are.... ;)

[Kath]

Merry determines the distance to the ground and wonders whether Treebeard will notice his suicide attempt amidst the awful singing.

[Memory of Trees]

"Pip, there's a fly up my nose!"

[wilwarin538]

Merry: How could Pip possibly have found me. A tree is the most uncommon place to hide during Hide-and-Seek.

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry noticed that the minstrel had a nose ring, which was unusual in a Gondorian.

[mormegil]

Dom is clearly pondering the recent post of Davem and others asking himself. Did I bring primary world baggage into the film with me?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Merry sees Gandalf the Grey . . . in a see-through cloak!

[Lhunardawen]

From a perspective atop Treebeard, Merry looks down at Pippin in annoyance as he realizes that Pippin has more beautiful hair.

[Vinyacoriel]

Pippen: Now, what was my name? I can't rember my name! Merry, what is my name?!?!?!?

Merry: Pippen!

Pippen: What?!?!

Merry: *sighs*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry: I'm sure I left that new pic somewhere around here...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Theodensgood.jpg

Theoden: Watch this, Aragorn, I can make that guy at the end wet himself...

Aragorn: ... nice... :confused:

[Anguirel]

Now in his "tall, grim Ranger" disguise, Ugluk calculates the angle required to knock Theoden into the flaming brazier...

[Lalwendë]

The opening shot of Quentin Tariontino's Reservoir Wargs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden regrets betting Aragorn he could hop on one leg all day.

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn: we still don't have enough men...

Legolas: what if we built a giant wooden badger?

Theoden: i like it

Gimli: no, we need the holy hand-grenade of Antioch!

Theoden: i like it

Aragorn: no, we should wait for reinforcements to come

Theoden: i hate it

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: Right, how many men do we have?

Aragorn: Erm... 12, 13, 14, m'lord.

Théoden: Excellent! We'll win this battle against the 40 billion Orcs in double quick time.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden: "How long have you been waiting for this bus, mate?"

Man at front of queue: "About 4 hours, I'm afraid..."

[Lalwendë]

"Gissa job. I can do that."

23 years later and he was still looking for work. His hair was more grey and the kids had got a bit older (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1982/tv2.shtml) though.

[The Only Real Estel]

It's Graduation Day at Helm's Deep (without the hats).

[Formendacil]

It wasn't just the actors that showed up in costume at the premiere of The Two Towers, but most of the audience as well...

[mormegil]

The little smirk on Aragorn's face speaks only too clearly...

HA! He's only king of Rohan one I'll be king of Gondor....King I tell you!!!

or

(same smirk)

Man if legolas doesn't stop goosing me I may loose it and just laugh out loud. :p

[Meela]

Theoden: I don't care if we stay out here all week. We are not leaving until the person who painted my helmet pink owns up! You there, did you paint my helmet?

Guard: N-no, Sire...

Aragorn: You want me to get Gimli to thump him?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden: "This is Helm's Deep? Crumbs! I'm meant to be in Rivendell!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden: "Well men, the Uruks are advancing. We are badly outnumbered, but we can still defeat them! Just remember, now is the time for ruin, the time for wrath, & a red dawn!! DEATH!!! (smiles as he adds...) If you run into any problems, Aragorn and I will be in the Keep playing poker."

Aragorn: "Texas Hold 'Em, baby!!"

[Lalwendë]

Soldier on the left: "Quick! Hide the Dominoes! The boss is coming!"

[THE Ka]

Theoden Pic:

The Fashion Police rolled into town...

Theoden: Fashion! turn to the left,
Fashion! turn to the right!

Legolas: Oooh, fashion!

Gimli: We are the goon squad and we’re coming to town...

Aragorn: Beep-beep!


~ Ka