Crazy Captions

[Anastasia]

G'AH! I cant think of anything either... But it seemed like a perfect picture for a caption thingy...
Shall I post another one or does s'one else want a go?

[Brinniel]

Hmmm. I think I'll try one.

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/25jun02trailer/ttt2_01956_les.jpg

[ October 16, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

[Diamond18]

I want to try. Give me a minute...

[Diamond18]

Okay, don't....

[hobbitlass]

I am the master of the staring contest.
If you do challenge me, know this, I shall cut off your head when I win! smilies/eek.gif

[Nevfeniel]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MARY-SUE?! YOU SHALL PAY!

[Diamond18]

What? You think Arwen is prettier than me? With that overbite? Are you crazy????

[Salix]

Do you think I look too much like Frodo?

[Diamond18]

Seriously though, Aragorn, would you be scared if you were the Witch-King? Be honest...'cause if not I've got some back-up expressions.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

I am woman, hear me roar.... grrrr....

Well, that was dumb smilies/tongue.gif

[HerenIstarion]

Aragorn, dear, I think there is something in my eye, would you be so kind to take it out with this?

[Evisse the Blue]

Aragorn, dear, i think there is something in my eye, can yoube so kind to take it out with this?
LOL!!! I was about to post something about her eyes too, they look freakish. smilies/eek.gif
Something along the lines of:
Aragorn (voice): Hey, Eowyn, we're having a sword fight not an eye-bulging contest!

[Anastasia]

OH. MY. GOD. Did I just cut off my true love's head? Oh, Shaiser.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Girrlfriend! Don't you be stealin my donut!!

[NazgulNumberTen]

she looks like hannibal lector's love-child.

[Coral]

TAKE THAT BARNEY!

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: Coral ]

[Lady_Espel]

Must ignore 99.99% sale, am a strong feminist woman person with excellent sword skills and magnificent, um, magnificent, really, really, cheap, SHOES!

I hearby apologise stereotyping women, I'm just basing this on myself and I'm not saying that all women must have shoes, just that I am an opportunist.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Oh dear God, I know they said Aragorn was ugly, but really, Im supposed to fight him? WITHOUT LAUGHING!?

[Elenna]

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A PMS JOKE, YOU INSENSITIVE BABOON!

[Amanaduial the archer]

woah Elenna, i actually looked around there in case u were talkin to me!

[Alatariel]

They're all around me... but they won't get me, no, the men in white coats will never get me... STAY BACK!

[Elenna]

Don't worry, Aman - You'd know if I was talking directly to you - more swear words would be involved.

[Diamond18]

It's been 5 hours since the last post. My turn!!!!!

http://lordoftherings.net/join/realchannel/tt_framebyframe/images/photos/039.jpg

[Alatariel]

AAAATCHOOO! smilies/biggrin.gif

[hobbitlass]

So, do you like my impression of Frodo?- Gollum.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Don't worry, Aman - You'd know if I was talking directly to you - more swear words would be involved.


why thankyou Elenna, charming as always! smilies/wink.gif

anyway that picture...who is that? Major scary!

[Nevfeniel]

This is what happens to Elijah Wood when he doesn't get that pay raise he's been wanting.

[Anastasia]

Frodo's Anger management classes to help him cope with Legolas' blunt thievery of the fans which should have been his wasnrt working out very well. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

Or: MUST-KILL-LEGOLAS...MUST-KILL-LEGOLAS...MUST KILL LEGOLAS...

kill me now that was rubbish

[Elenna]

Frodo: I...AM...THE...PRETTIEST!!!!!!!

[Lady_Espel]

O wait, i got another one for the one before.

What's that, fangirls with ARAGORN? I thought I picked the safe one, hum, how bout gimli, no too late.

[Lady_Espel]

For this one:
Smiling's so over-rated sweety.

Ok, well never mind, just don't read it.

[Anastasia]

Can I do the next one? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Anastasia]

i'll take that as a yes http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Anastasia]

http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/hobbits.jpg

If u want me to remove it, just say the word smilies/wink.gif

[Elven Mistress]

Recent burglaries? Car accident? Troll drooling in your backyard? When you're most in need of assistance, call 1-800-hobbit-4-u...we'll always be there when you need us the most.

[Diamond18]

A belated caption for the last picture (I was too tired to do it when I posted the picture):

"I AM the best actor to play Frodo and anyone who says otherwise is going DOWN!"

Moving on:

The Hobbits react with surprising recalcitrance when the Elves suggest that they take a bath.

[Nevfeniel]

Sam: Frodo! Oh no! He's watching the Harry Potter movie!
Merry: Stop it, Frodo!
Pippin: Don't look!
Frodo: I can't help it. . .

[ October 19, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[NazgulNumberTen]

sam: oh god, frodo just ripped one.

[Anastasia]

Fr0do+Merry: WE SEE DEAD PEOPLE

Sam: Heh?

Pippin: I Hate them! They killed my father!!!

Frodo+Merrry: No. They are your father

Pippin: No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sam: Heh?

Ok, That was absolutely bad. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Mlo]

Sam: That last beer and chili is making me dizzy....
Frodo: Muust......kiiill.....wraiths....
Pippin: Never eat beer and chili together Sam...

ok, bad one smilies/rolleyes.gif . Was just inspired by your Homer quote in your signature Anastasia (luv that episode smilies/wink.gif)

[ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

Sam: *looking as if over glasses at Frodos hair* Dude, dont you know- blonde is soooo the new brown!

[hobbitlass]

Sam: Mr. Frodo, which way should we go?
Frodo: Oh Sam, my directional sword that Aragorn gave us says to go East.
Merry: But MY directional sword points North.
Pippin: Duh....where are we going again?
F: East
M: North
S: Damn those cheap directional swords!

[Elven Mistress]

that was HILARIOUS, Aman!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: Mr. Frodo? Could you close your eyes a bit? You're making me dizzy
Pippin: Maybe he doesn't want to close his eyes, Sammy!
Frodo: Yeah!
Sam: Don't call me Sammy!
Merry: Okay, children, let's all settle down now
Frodo: Who are you calling children? I'm older than you!
*They start brandishing their sword around dangerously until Aragorn comes*
Aragorn: Look, if you're gonna fight, fight right...*shows them how to fight*

[Lady_Espel]

Sam: Woah, what is it?
Merry: They call it surround sound.
Pippin: But wheres it coming from?
Frodo: No one knows.

[gralin musicteeth]

Pippin: I think i'm gonna hurl...
Merry: I can't watch!
Frodo: Neither can I. I'll just watch those Ringwraiths coming up over the ridge to stab me.
Sam: A little Head and Shoulders would clear up that flake problem, Mr. Frodo

[dragoneyes]

so, Which camera are we using for this shot again?

Just noticed, what HAS happened to Merry's nostril?

[ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

More TTT fun!!!
http://www.psy-strike.com/newline-threeriders.jpg

Here's my caption...

Aragorn: This journey is tireless... let's forget about the hobbits, they messed everything up anyway...
Legolas: I feel sick... perhaps too much meade
Gandalf: Oi! I can't believe I'm stuck with these two sex symbols!

[ October 20, 2002: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ]

[Diamond18]

Gandalf: "Yeesh, it is bright out here. I wish I had my hat. But the Balrog ate it.
Aragorn: "Sigh, I miss Arwen. I wish I was in Rivendell."
Legolas: "You know what I miss? Barrel riding. When I was jsut a young elf, I used to ride barrels down the river from my father's dungeons." *nostalgic sigh* "This horse brings back such memories. I think I'll name it Barrel."
Aragorn: "Well, it's a better name for a horse than Brego, at any rate."

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

That's a good one!

GIMLI: Hmmff!!! You can hardly see me in this picture because the film promoters want all the girls to see the elf, not the dwarf... what's wrong with dwarves?? I think we're sexy enough! Instead I am here behind the elf while he gets all the flowers!!! smilies/frown.gif

[Rose Cotton]

Poor Gimli!

Anyway...

Shadowfax: These
White horse: Guys
Brown horse: Need
Shadowfax: To
White horse: Lose
Brown horse: Some
Shadowfax Weight.

or

WILD WILD WEST!!!!!!!

[Anastasia]

Aragorn: ...So, a touch of grease in your hair, a crash diet for a mon- WHERE'S THE DWARF?!

Leggy: I...eh...might have dropped him some time ago... I thought i heard a thump behind us eh...heh..um... *giggles sheeepishly*

Argorn: I dont think that will be necessary, çe la vie!

Leggy: Yeh, I never liked him much anyway

Aragorn: Me neither

Gandalf the White: Ummm, guys he's behind you.

L&A: Oh no he isn't

G:Oh yes he is!

L&A: Oh no he isn't

Gimli: Oh yes I am!

L&A: Ah. So good to see you gimli...heh...heh

That was sooo bad.... smilies/frown.gif

[Lady_Espel]

Legolas: My little pony
Legolas's horse stands on his 2 back legs, Legolas is unfortunately thrown off and he breaks quite a few bones. The horse runs away.

[Mlo]

Legolas: When was the last time you washed thoose boots Aragorn? God, they are dirty!

Aragorn: Why oh why did he come?

Gandalf: This is going to be a long journey...

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Aragorn: We're lost, aren't we? Truly is it said "Do not follow the directions of Wizards, for they are potty and have no sense of direction."

Gandalf: Shut up, Estel. You're not too old to get your ears boxed, you know. If I remember rightly we need to turn right when we reach the rock that looks like a... Look! There it is!

Legolas: That's a bush. Are you blind? I should have gone with Gimli: he may be walking, but at least he's going in the right direction.

Aragorn: If you don't stop complaining I'll knock your block off, you great ponce.

Legolas: Promises, promises. Anyway we wouldn't even be in this situation if this old fool had asked Éomer for directions.

Gandalf: If you used your eyes half as much as your nagging tongue, we wouldn't have taken that wrong turn in the first place.

Aragorn: (his voice dangerously calm) Which wrong turn is that, Mithrandir?

Gandalf swallows nervously

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

[Anastasia]

Aragorn: What is that wisp of cloud I see in the distance?

Gandalf:umm...a wisp of cloud?

Gimli: OH NO! ITS....FANGIRLS!!!

Legolas: no its a wisp of cloud. no, wait a minute... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/outtahere.gif

That was mega crappy... smilies/frown.gif

[Anastasia]

I'll do one now smilies/smile.gif

http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/morecannes/oh_mr_gimli_sir_im_****ting_myself.jpg

btw, the address of this pic is http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/morecannes/oh_mr_gimli_sir_im_****ting_myse lf.jpg (http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/morecannes/oh_mr_gimli_sir_im_****ting_myself.jpg)

Sorry 4 the swear word, but thats what its called smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Brinniel]

Pippin: Should we tell Gimli that his pants are ripped?
Merry: No way! He's got an axe. If Gimli gets embarrassed, you never know what he might do.
Pippin: Ok, whatever you say. Look his undies have red hearts on them! *snickers*
Gimli (thinking): I wish those hobbits would stop staring at me. It's really starting to creep me out.

Ok, I hope that wasn't too weird.

[Elenna]

Gimli: And that, my young friends, is why cousins shouldn't marry.

Pippin: Ewww! I can't believe somebody's hands actually look like that!

Gimli: Don't say that! He can't help his behavior problems, you know!

Legolas: I heard that! THESE ARE ACRYLIC, YOU FOOLS!

[Diamond18]

Gimli: "So, then, I said to Doc, 'If that idiot Sneezy sneezes on my one more time I'll make it so he sneezes out of his ears.' So Doc said, 'Would you rather share a bunk with Dopey?' And so I said, 'Listen, Doc, I share a bunk with nobody.' And so then Doc said, 'You're grumpier than Grumpy'. And so then I said..."

Pippin: "Does he ever shut up???"

Merry: "What's this...it's a switch of some sort..."

Gimli: "...And so then Doc said *static* Mary had a little lamb, but I ate it! *static* You're despicable! *static* Poised on the edge of the galaxy the evil Emperor Zurg *static* One night I dreamt I saw a faun, and lo, I was that faun! *static* beeeeeeeeeeeep *silence*."

Merry: "There, just move the switch all the way over to the left and voila!"

Pippin: "Ooooooohhh..."

[ October 21, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Merry: "Uh, Gimli... I hate to tell you this. but there is a big spider crawling up your back..."
Pippin: "!"

[Diamond18]

This may be a bit soon (feel free to keep posting captions for the last pic) but it's so funny I had to get it in:

http://wokkie.com/englanders/august2001/3rd/aaaaarrrggg_my_nobbies_are_playing_up_again.jpg

[ October 22, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Anastasia]

OH MY GOSH THAT IS SUCH A FREAKY PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/nut.gif

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *looks around* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-or-

"If you want them, come and claim them"


ok, that was truly and seriously lame, but i had to post on that great picture!

[dragoneyes]

look at my nails! you must look at my nails! MWAHAHAHA!

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Ouch! I zipped up my robe a little too fast...

(ha, ha, funny... not really smilies/wink.gif )

[Elenna]

GIVE...ME...MY...COFFEE!!!

or

NO...I...AM...THE...PRETTIEST!

[LadyElbereth]

O gosh, that's one freaky pic. anyway here's mine.

"Wedgie!!!!"

Ha ha, ok maybe that wasn't funny, but hey that's what my little brother looks like when he gets one. lol smilies/evil.gif

[Cuthalion]

"I want to suck your blood!" *director calls him aside and is shaken to find he is in error* "You mean to tell me this ISN'T a Hammer film?"

[Anastasia]

This is a bit soon, but anyway. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/threehobbits_inbed.jpg
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/scatter.gif

[hobbitlass]

GRRR!.......I.......NEED......MORE........GRRRRR!. .......FIBER!!
(for Saruman pic)

[ October 23, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Is that MY eyeliner your wearing?!!!! Prepare to die!!(Saruman picture)
Stider is telling them of the nazgul...

Sam: They can't hurt Mr. Frodo, can they!? (thinking to himself) They'll never get my Frodo. They'll have to answer to me first!

Merry: You mean....they're dangerous???? (thinking to himself) Wow, I couldn't care less.

Pippin: I have to pee. (thinking to himself) I have to pee.

[Elenna]

Merry: So wait, he's really in love with her?

Sam: Wait, I thought she was already married to that other guy.

Frodo: No, she divorced him...

Pippin: No, he left her!

Strider: That's the LAST chick flick I rent for YOUR slumber party, Frodo!

[Diamond18]

Sam: "Where's Frodo?"

Merry: "I don't know, you're the one who is supposed to watch him."

Pippin: "What are we looking at?"

Sam: "I don't know."

Merry: "Wait a minute! I knew that Black Rider was looking for something or someone!"

A collective gasp.

All: "It was looking for Frodo!"

Pippin: "How could we have been so stupid???"

[hobbitlass]

Merry: Did you see that flash?
Pippin: So, it's just the paparazzi (sp?).
Merry: AAAAAHHHH! It's gonna be in the ME times!
Sam: That's why I'M not under the covers.

[Eruialiwen]

LOL!!!!!!! I;m laughing so hard at these last four pictures' captions that I can't think of a decent answer to any of them. The Saruman one freaked me out smilies/eek.gif Let me collect myself so I can think of a good caption...hehehe...

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Pippin: "Why is Frodo dancing?"

Merry: "Well, apparently Strider wanted to see it since he didn't do it downstairs like in the book... the stupid fool just slipped and fell on the floor"

Pippin (under his breath): "I swear, Elijah just falls down waaayyy too much, they've even added it to the drinking game."

Sam: "Well, why is Strider making him wear his pants inside out? I don't remember that..."

All: "Ug!"

Then the Ringwraiths come in and start the hustle...

PJ: "CUT!!! For crying out loud you guys!"

[Anastasia]

OK, it's been ages since anyone posted so I'll do another one smilies/wink.gif

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDKDHkX*gMiq0pRQpu3XV10YLhhQFpKf9bL9GH15BQ99n39B glzlwW6mDv*qivOlkQrl1LNlMZ5SA7BPSbfHxmW7xEsbwUlgcR 4hnhfV8c/eomer-again.jpg

[Anastasia]

Is that a painting or a photo?

[Diamond18]

Gotta be a photo. You just can't get that kind of helmet hair in a painting. smilies/wink.gif

[hobbitlass]

A man a dwarve AND an elf....chasing hobbits!? OI!! I gotta lay off the ale.

[Elven Mistress]

But i thought Aragorn said if i messed up my hair the ladies would fall for me! He said it turned them on!!

[Arwen1858]

Legolas: Oh, somebody's having a bad hair day, and it ain't me!!
Guy in the pic: Look here, elf, you better wipe that smirk off your face, or my sword will do it for ya!

[Thalindlorien Silverstone]

Pip, next time we put the gasoline on the floor before we light a match. What do you say?

--------------------------------------------
Hee hee. Fried again smilies/evil.gif

[Nilwen]

OK,who's the wize guy that woke me up.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Eomer: Ahhh, those ladies think that Legolas is soooo hot... wait till they get a load of me!!!! *flicks hair over shoulder*

[Childlike Empress]

These are funny! smilies/smile.gif

Saruman pic: It's Alive! It's Alive!!

Eomer pic: What did you say my hair looks like? I knew I should have used a mirror!

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]

[Mlo]

Eomer: OK! Nobody, touches, the DO!

Heheheh, got a little Ace Ventura inspired there....

[Anastasia]

"Something is rotten in the state of Riddermark..."

Lame I know smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Childlike Empress]

Why would it affect Orli or non-Orli fans in any way? It's not Orlando Bloom.

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]

[Helkahothion]

IN THE RIGHT CORNER, WE HAVE A HIGHLY COMBAT EXPERIENSED RANGER. IN THE LEFT CORNER, WE HAVE 3 YOUNG HOBBITS THAT DON'T KNOW A DAGGER FROM A BREADKNIFE.

Place your bets now.
________
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[Rose Cotton]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38101000/jpg/_38101952_legolas.jpg

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]

[Childlike Empress]

And nobody paid any attention when Gimli was abducted by aliens.

[Diamond18]

Legolas: in soothing voice "Don't worry, little orc, I'm not going to shoot you...I'm just using my sight to get a better look at you. Mwahahahahaha smilies/evil.gif ."

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Legolas: That's it, Peregrin. You've dropped your last skeleton down a well in a really scarey mine where everyone is dead & orcs are coming & for some reason it smells like burning... say your prayers, fool!!!!"

It's a joke.... don't get mad... I love Pippin smilies/smile.gif Besides, the orcs will break in before Legolas can shoot him smilies/smile.gif

[ October 27, 2002: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ]

[Childlike Empress]

I know it's really soon, but I found this picture and well, you know how it is smilies/smile.gif

http://www.ringbearer.org/albums/The-Fellowship-of-the-Ring/acf.jpg

[Diamond18]

Boromir laughed because little did he know that Merry and Pippin suspected him and were trying to push him off the cliff. If he had known, he would have loved Crebain dearly for the rest of his short life.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Tickle, tickle, tickle!!!

[Mlo]

THE ATTACK OF THE PYGMÉS!!!

[Lady_Espel]

Ok, this is for the Legolas picture.

Legolas:Guys come here, if I look right into the arrow, yes. MY reflection! He looks up.Oo, a cave troll.

[LePetitChoux]

DADDY!!!!!!!

Legolas picture:
Boiromir: Wow, my shield makes a great mirror! If I turn it this way...yuk! I look fat! Hm...Legolas! Come here and look at yourself in Boradriel's mirror! It shows things that are..heh,heh...

OK, shoot me someone! That was ahem, BAD! smilies/frown.gif

[gralin musicteeth]

that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love it!!

[LePetitChoux]

OK, this is too soon too, but I'll do one now smilies/wink.gif

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/lotr-1-2443-strider.jpg

Can you believe thats....ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/eek7.gif

ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/eek2.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

Legolas Picture; *Oh boy, any minute now theyre all gomna find out about my real skill in sroow shooting...erm, archery, yeah. Oh boy, that is that sharp end isnt it?*

Boromir: HAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAi! *Ninjas quite a pretty name for a hobbit...*

[Diamond18]

Boradriel's mirror

*dies laughing*

Next pic: That is NOT Aragorn...it's the "fake" Strider Sam was worried about...

[Arwen1858]

That is supposed to be Aragorn? smilies/eek.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

cartoon Aragorn: "Dang, Viggo was so lucky. I got stuck in this aweful version of LOTR and no ladies will swoon over me looking like this. To top that off, I never got to become king because my version of LOTR was never finished!!!! Blast it all!!!!"

[Childlike Empress]

Bormir/Hobbits pic:
(Frodo: Hey, Boromir ate all the mushrooms!)
Merry and Pippin: Get him!

Cartoon Strider pic: Hmmmm. Now where did I leave my pants?

[ October 28, 2002: Message edited by: Childlike Empress ]

[Arwen1858]

Arwen when she saw the cartoon Aragorn: smilies/eek.gif What did I ever see in that guy? I think I'll stick with Viggo...

[Diamond18]

http://wokkie.com/englanders/august2000/hobbits1.jpg

[ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Mlo]

It's raining pygmé-hobbits from the sky!

Ok, that one was bad........

[LePetitChoux]

Is the top one Frodo, pretending to be a skydiving Nazgûl?

[Elenna]

Frodo: I'm flying, Sam! Sam! I'm flying!

or

Rolling with Ma Homies.

[Diamond18]

The thoughts of each of the Hobbits:

Pippin: Must...protect...vegetables!

Sam: I hope I don't land ON my pans...that would hurt.

Merry: I hope I don't stain my yellow vest...

Frodo: Aw, dang! I just can't do cartwheels like I used to!

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

*clomp* *clomp* *clomp* *THUD!*

PJ: "Cut!!!! Ok, the camera angles weren't right, let's do it again..."
Merry: "If we keep doing this I think I'm really gonna break something..."
Sam: "Try doing this over and over with pots and pans on your back, Dom!"
Frodo: "Ummm, Peter.... I, uh, lost the ring..."
Pippin: "Fool of a Baggins!!!!! There, how do you like it!"

[Rose Cotton]

Hobbits: WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[TolkienGurl]

"Oh no! We forgot the bungee cords!"

smilies/biggrin.gif

[LePetitChoux]

OK, new picture time http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/wink.gif

It isn't precisely LotR related, but... smilies/rolleyes.gif

http://sg.entertainment.lycosasia.com/art_img/6597.jpg

[Diamond18]

Peter: "Haha! Look, Sean, my thumb is way fatter than yours!"
Sean: "Whatever, just smile for the camera, Pete."

[Eruialiwen]

Frodo: I'm flying, Sam! Sam! I'm flying!
or

Rolling with Ma Homies.

OMG...*dies laughing* And I enjoyed the 'And no one noticed when Gimli was abducted by aliens' bit..hehehe smilies/biggrin.gif

For the hobbits pic:

Frodo: THIS is what happens when you forget to open the parachutes.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

For the PJ & SA pic:

What the general public doesn't realize is that Dom is behind Peter giving him a wedgie at this very moment. Sean Astin is actually giving the thumbs up to him & PJ thought it was for the movie. Poor PJ.

[Melichus]

Sean--this is your brain.
PJ--this is your brain on pipe-weed.

[dragoneyes]

lol, proof that PJ really is a hobbit.

[Diamond18]

Well, seeing as it's Halloween I think it's time for something scary:

http://wokkie.com/englanders/april2001/orc1.jpg

[Nevfeniel]

Little do Merry and Pippin know, one orc has survived the attack of Éomer and co.
Orc: Hm, now that Treebeard fellow would make a nice armoir. . .

[ October 31, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

ok this one is for the hobbits falling one: Emp's newe groove:

"oo!-ahh-back-double-drooler-ahh-ouch!

[Losthuniel]

I has one: "what you lookin' at?"

[Melichus]

Orc picture:

(Balding orc looks up inquisitively)

Suave-sounding announcer: Orcs! Is grey hair sneaking up on you?...

(anyone who has seen one of those corny Rogaine/Just For Men Gel ads might find this mildly amusing... smilies/rolleyes.gif )

[ October 31, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ]

[LePetitChoux]

"One two, one two...one two"

He looks like a death rock musiscian, like Cradle of Filth or smth...

Just ignore me smilies/frown.gif

[LePetitChoux]

There hasnt been a reply for ages, so here goes:

http://www.iespana.es/esencia/esencia21/Especial-LOTR/Peliculas/Galadriel.jpg

Hmm, do I smell burning?

That wasnt funny......... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Maddox]

"I should never've let my husband do the cooking!"

or

"Smoooooke on the water"

[ November 01, 2002: Message edited by: Maddox ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

Hmmm...I didnt realise that flames could actually come out of the mirror...ah well, flamegrilled hobbit tonight!

[Anastasia]

Theres a wasp in front of my nose. I am not too comfortable about that

[Diamond18]

Here's one for the Orc pic:

It all started with a tiny little rash from his make-up, but then grew to be a full blow skin condition, which then caused all his hair to fall out. This resulted in a very grumpy John Rhys-Davies, and the other members of the Fellowship learned to steer clear of him and his axe.

Galadriel:

"Naughty Hobbit! I told you not to touch the water! I told you, "Don't come running to me if you burn yourself"...now go wash up or it's no supper for you!"

[Losthuniel]

Galadriel: *sniff* The Mirror never was good for much anyways...

[LePetitChoux]

*some elvish*The world is changed.
*some elvish*I feel it in the water.
*some elvish*I feel it in the earth.
*some elvish*I smell it in the air...hmm...is that hot dogs?

smilies/frown.gif I tried. smilies/frown.gif

[TolkienGurl]

LePetitChoux- that was cute! smilies/biggrin.gif

[LePetitChoux]

Well thank you http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

More TTT goodness! New pic!
http://www.psy-strike.com/pippinorc.jpg

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Orcs R Us, for all of your travel needs.

[Maikadilwen]

Yeehaw, hi ho Silver!

[TolkienGurl]

Ya know what, orcy? I'm really glad we met that day back in the Emyn Muil... Hey - what's that smell...
smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Losthuniel]

Pippin: Mommy, what spiky clothes you have!
OR
Pippin: MY teddy bear!

[Nevfeniel]

Pippin: I love you!
Orc: Someone kill me please. . .
*Éomer jumps out and shoots him*
Orc: (last dying words) I. . . didn't. . . mean. . . it. . . literally. . .

[Brinniel]

Pippin: Oh, how I love piggy-back rides! Merry, how are you doing over there?
Merry: Yee-ha! Ride horsey! Ride!

[Nevfeniel]

After a few more posts, can I put up the next picture? Pleeeease?

[Melichus]

Pippin: (husky voice, heavy breathing) I...I've...never felt...this way before...about anyone.

Orc: Shut up and kiss me, you fool!

[Elven Mistress]

Pippin: Why grandmother! What large teeth you have...!!!

[Amanaduial the archer]

orc: *muttering* jeez, join up to the dark army they said, its a real job for a man they said, no carting around hobbits in that job they said...well, ok but they could have said that...

[Mlo]

Orc: Whatever you do, don't look down.
Pippin: Too late........

[Nevfeniel]

Another TTT pic!
http://film.msn.dk/pub/images/docs/InterTain/film/reviews/ttt-18-360.jpg

[TolkienGurl]

Grima - How dare you disturb Master's nappytime!
Theoden - You woke me up for this?

[Diamond18]

We're not just members of the bad-hair-do club for men, we're the founders!

[LePetitChoux]

Ok, that pic wasnt getting replies for ages, so guess what...yep, I'll do another one.

Has this one been done before?

http://www.gorillapants.com/images/fotr_borlegar.jpg

[Diamond18]

All for one and one for all!

[Melichus]

Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir: Whoa there, Frodo...maybe you're, um, getting a bit too friendly with Sam, heh heh...<gulp>

[Diamond18]

One of these guys is not like the other ones, one of these guys is not quite the same.

[Elven Mistress]

All three: All right, Pip, thanks for showing us your impersonation (sp?) of an orc sleepover...you can go now...

[Losthuniel]

Legolas: What in the Name of Gilthoniel is THAT?
Boromir: I have NO idea. It's DISGUSTING
Aragorn: That, gentlemen is an orc

[Maikadilwen]

Legsie: OK, come on. It can't be that hard. All you have to do is tell us which one of us is the prettiest.
Boromir (whispering): Me, me, me, me
Aragorn: I really should have done something about my hair...

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Ug... PJ took off his shoes again!

[LePetitChoux]

Legolas:OH-MY-ILLUVATAR...
Boromir: *looking up and down* OH-MY-ILLUVATAR...

Arwen: What? I've come to be the warrior queen, and to steal the show (again)
Aragorn:Look, how many times have we been over this? No, you may NOT come with us...

Ok, that was my worst one yet. smilies/frown.gif

[charly]

Legolas:Something is moving back there... not far away...
Aragorn: More than 100 miles away?
Boromir:Look, you walking spectacle, can we get going?

[charly]

Aragorn&Boromir(Singing):Here come the men in black...
Legolas:And I´m Frank the pug!
All:Happy Halloween!!!!!!

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: charly ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

*And here, from the 'Model Earth fashion magazine, the Arda guide for all your fashion needs, is the new range of clothes for men and elves...*

[hobbitlass]

Boromir: Uh, guys, check this out.
Aragorn: Oh my...Legolas, go check it out.
Legolas: No way! You go.
A: No you go.
L: What about Boromir?
B: Uhuh. Not me.
A: Alright, all together now. On the count of three. one...two...THREE
L: You didn't go.
A: You didn't either.
L: Boromir, just go.
B: No way am I getting in that tub!

[Lady_Espel]

Legolas: Urm, guys. Aren't we supposed to be doing something, you know, hero-like? Don't tell me we've run out of things to save.
Boromir smilies/biggrin.gifon't worry, Aragorn's thinking of something.
Aragorn:I've got it, we could have a war against evil.
Legolas:Original, brilliant!
Boromir:The man's a genius.

[Lady_Espel]

OOps that was meant to be, Boromir: Don't worry...

[LePetitChoux]

next time that happens, just click "edit post" (the little hammer pic over ur post)... smilies/biggrin.gif

[LePetitChoux]

btw, I wanna do one now..... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/cinema/news/lotr/2torres_legolas.jpg

L: My keen elvish eyes seem to need testing... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Diamond18]

Legolas: Okay, seriously Aragorn, do I look scary? I've been praciticing this look in the mirror for days.
Aragorn: Didn't your mother ever tell you that your face could freeze that way?
Legolas: Who?
Aragorn: Your mother.
Legolas: What's a mother?
Aragorn; Oh, don't look so perplexed! I'm going to go talk to Gimli until you feel like being serious.
Legolas: But...I was being serious.

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[charly]

Legolas: Ok, I have my shampoo, Conditioner, Hair die(Did I lock it in?), Combs a,b&c, Hairbrush, Hairnet, Body Lotion, Shower gel, Body Peeling, Soap a,b,c,d&e, Hairwax,Face Peeling, Face Cream, Face Soap,Cleaning Lotion, Lipgloss, Rouge(is that locked away?) Super White toothpaste, Vogue... Now, did I forget anything??
Yeah, that was pathetic...

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: ummm, S P Q Y R?
Optician: no I'm sorry, you're going to have to wear glasses
Legolas: But I'm already wearing contact lenses!

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

[Diamond18]

http://wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/palantir.jpg

[Nevfeniel]

Saruman: Sauron, I am at your command. What do you want me to do?
Sauron: MANICURE!
Saruman: No! Not that, please! My nails are my livelihood!
Sauron: DO YOU DEFY THE GREAT LORD OF THE EARTH?! DO AS I SAY!!!!!
Saruman (meekly): Yes, master.

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Eruialiwen]

For the Leggy pic:

Leggy: "Uhh...Aragorn?"
Aragorn: "What?"
Leggy: "I forgot to dye my horse's mane to match my hair."


For the icky Saurman nails pic:

Sauron: "AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! NOT THE NAILS!! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY, SARUMAN, JUST DON'T SHOW THOSE HANDS!"

OK ok ok smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

For the Legolas pic:
"Ah! I think I sat on my sword! Damn this saddle that I thought I told them to take off!"

For the scary pic!:
palantir: "If he gets any closer to me with those nails I'm telling Sauron!"

[Belin]

Sauron: Yes, Navigator?

--Belin Ibaimendi

[Elven Mistress]

Saruman (in weird, eerie voice): I shall suck your brain...!!!!!!

smilies/rolleyes.gif eh heh heh, sorry, i'm just a tad tired...

[Diamond18]

Saruman: "Palantír, palantír, on the pedestal, who has the freakiest nails of all?"
Palantír: "Galadriel has the freakiest nails of all. You are merely second, and Frodo is third."
Saruman: "Arrrghh! I shall have their hearts in a box! Lurtz!"

[Arwen1858]

This is for the Legolas pic.
Legolas: Allright, which one of you stole my hairspray??

[charly]

Voice out of Palantir:Yes, hello to "Manicurmania" the only show on P-TV (Palantir, not pay TV) devoted to fingernails! today we wil show you five great ways to make your nails freaky and pointy!
Saruman: Oh, drat, I´ve seen this one...

[heaven382]

for the Legolas pic::

Legolas:: ok who said that I wasnt the prettiest one here? WHO?!

Palantir pic::

New from mordorline... sarushine nail color... for those who want ashen nails as he...

Maybe it Mordorline

[LePetitChoux]

sorry..couldnt resist posting this one...

You thought the cartoon aragorn was bad, try this for freakiness:
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/arwen_laughing_reddress_tn.jpg

[Mlo]

Is that Arwen?(Never seen her laugh before...) Anyway, if it is..

This Arwen to the cartoon Aragorn: Oh my god! You look like an idiot!!!*laughing hysterically*
Aragorn glares evilly at Arwen

ok, I know that one was bad, but I'm hungry, and I can't think when I'm hungry....

[ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]

[Frodo Baggins]

Hey guys? I need to know haow to post a pic. i have a great one in mind, but I don't know how to post it!!
HELP!

Frodo

[LePetitChoux]

Here is the step by step, foolproof method of posting a pic:
1) Choose the pic that you want and get it in its own window. (Click and hold on mac, I'm guessing right-click on PC)
2) Copy its complete URL (http://www. etc.etc.) at the top of the window.
3) In "new post" click on the little IMAGE icon to the lower right of the writing area.
4)Paste the URL of the image into the dialog box.
5) Click OK

Youre done!

[Lady_Espel]

PeterJackson: (from off screen) Who forgot to tell Liv to put her face on, first Orlando Bloom, now her. When will these celebrities learn, they are in this to make it sell.

smilies/frown.gif I apologise if I offended Liv and Orli fans. Wait I'm an orli fan, I just offended me smilies/mad.gif I'm gonna pay for that.

[TolkienGurl]

Arwen: Hee hee! Did you see that? That orc just got his head chopped off! Hee hee!

[ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

[Diamond18]

Arwen: "A Hobbit! A dying Hobbit! Wait till Glorfindel hears about this! Ahahaha, ohohoho."

Frodo: "*gasp* I don't get Elvish humor. *gasp*"

[Frodo Baggins]

Arwen: He he heeee! I stole Glorfindel's part and he dosen't suspect a thing! *Continues laughing*

Elrond: *glares at her" Arwen...!!

[Elven Mistress]

Alas, Legolas's shooting practice ended fatally for the young elven maiden...

[AddictedtoRumil]

Neat game idea ok caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/ptme26.jpg

[Elven Mistress]

To go with my other one...

Legolas: Oh my god, Arwen <snicker> i'm so <snicker> sorry! I didn't mean for that arrow to <bursts out laughing>...!

[Diamond18]

Legolas: "Rumil! Look! Orc droppings!"

Rumil: "Buglush! And these shoes were made just yesterday."

[hobbitlass]

Does Doublemint gum come to mind? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

elf in background: "I can't believe it... he stole my hair-do!"

[Mlo]

Legolas: *staring in the ground* I said I'm sorry, but, but, but you did start it.
Rumil(is that Rumil?): I did not, you did.
Legolas: You did!
Rumil: You did!
Legolas: Ok, I'm sorry.
Rumil: Apology NOT accepted! *keeps on staring in the ground*

[LePetitChoux]

Rumil: Ahoyhoy, lowly mortals
Legolas: Um, thats a crowd of people who are going to catch us when we overcome our fear and jump off this tree.
R: Fear? What fear? I dance in the face of fear. *does a little elven jump. Falls off tree.*
AAAAAAAARH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is dashed to peices on the jagged rocks below.*
L: Hm. Wrong side of tree.

I know I've said it before, but THAT was my worst one ever. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[LePetitChoux]

OK, new picture m gonna do it (again)...

http://thesilentman.nexen.net/Images/Treeveard.jpg

Cool or what? I think Treebeard is gonna be great, what with the guy ho plays Gimli playing him (the name escapes me for the moment) http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Elenna]

When Elves forget to shave...

[Thulorongil]

(gimli is played by John Rhys-Davies)

(first picture)
Legolas- Will those fangirls never leave me alone? At least their strange high-heeled shoes prevent them from climbing the tree!
Rumil- (grumbles to himself) Just because he was summoned to Rivendell & was chosen to be in the Fellowship so more girls saw him and thought he was hot causing the massing mobs and I wasn't......

(second picture)
*6000 years later*
Are they gone yet?
Fan girl- i though elves grew more beautiful as they aged?...

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Oh my gosh! They turned Gandalf into an Ent!!!!!

(there is a slight resemblance smilies/tongue.gif )

[Mintyztwin]

Treebeard: Hoom, hawm. What are those hasty elves staring at?

Heh heh. Great job all youse guys! I was sooooo mad I didn't get in on this at the beginning!!! And I'm sorry if that's not funny. I think it's funny 'cause it's that time of night when EVERYTHING IS FUNNY!!! smilies/eek.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/smile.gif

[Diamond18]

Are Ents eyes supposed to be red? He looks almost evil...

[LePetitChoux]

They aren't red, but chestnut brown smilies/wink.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[LadyElbereth]

Can I do one?

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/846.jpg

Warrior dude: Oh yeah?! Well this is what yo' mamma looks like!

(Lame i know smilies/redface.gif. Oh wait, he looks scary there, maybe that wasn't such a good caption...)

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: LadyElbereth ]

[LePetitChoux]

That's Eomer, I believe.

Eomer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Woman's voice from outta the shot: Eomerrrrrrrrr!

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif AAAAAARGH! I'm losing my touch!

[Mlo]

Eomer: To infinity, and beyond!!!

Ok, not good....

[charly]

Eomer: OW!! This thing hurts!!My nose!! Hatchiiiiiiii*sneeze*(=>whole battlefield falls apart)
Eomer:Wow!Was that me?!
Yeah,that was pathetic...

[Mintyztwin]

"Oil can! Oil can!" Sorry, it just looks like he's stuck!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Nevfeniel]

Éomer: I'm invincible!
warrior (offscreen): You're a loony.

[Raefindel]

How about this beauty.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/greenleafgreenleaf/ecards/legolaspowers.gif

[Nevfeniel]

http://plaudersmilies.de/laugh.gif

[Elenna]

Today, in British news, thousands of pre-adolescent girls rushed the scene of a new movie, screaming "You have the right to remain sexy, sugar!". Only one man was hurt - Orlando Bloom, international man of mystery.

[Mintyztwin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA * gasp *


*thud* (falls of floor from laughing too hard)

Ohmigosh, that is GREAT!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Aiya]

Legolas: I swear, if you come one step closer, Sauron, I wil shoot you with this -

Sauron: *comes a step closer*

*POP*

Legolas: Cap gun...

[Arwen1858]

this is what Legolas is thinking *Oh, shoot! If I hadn't made that stupid bet with Gimli, I wouldn't be in these ridiculous clothes... last time I lose a bet to him!*

[Brinniel]

Ok, here's another pic.

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_20021161157361758.jpg

[TealDude3]

The Eomer picture:
Eomer: YOU CAN TAKE AWAY OUR COUNTRY, BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM!!!

Legolas picture:
Legolas: CATCH ME!!! I MUST BE DREAMING!!!
I'm (sob)... so happy.

Gimli picture:
Gimli: WERE'S MY AXE!!! WERE'S MY FOOT!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[dragoneyes]

Gimli: *brings out microphone* oooooo! Legolas very nearly shot that ork's head off, but I'm afraid it wasn't strong enough. OH! ARAGORN HAS JUST KILLED A URUK-HAI! That was a good whack by the ranger there... etc.

[Elven Mistress]

For Legolas pic, sorry I'm a tad late... smilies/frown.gif

Legolas: Never give up! Never surrender!

~heh, sorry, but i love that movie...~

[LePetitChoux]

Try this one:

http://jmsstyxnyes.tripod.com/lotr/fox/lego03.jpg

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lol2.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rotfl.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh.gif Well, I find it funny...

[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ]

[AddictedtoRumil]

Legolas: Hey you ugly orc i got a sword
here and i'm not afraid to use it!! smilies/tongue.gif

[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ]

[LePetitChoux]

Legolas: Like EEEEEEEEEWW! Its a dead orc! Like how am I supposed to like walk around it without like stepping into that pile of Orc Manure?..EEEEW! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[TealDude3]

Legolas:"Eeeeeewwwwwww. A nasty little FX logo is flying around the set. KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!"

[Eruwen]

Gimli: [snickers and wispers to Aragorn] Hey, Aragron, watch this...

Legolas: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! You messed up my hair! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/crying.gif Ok someone is going to PAY!!!!!!!!!

[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Eruwen ]

[Maikadilwen]

Legolas: You see this face? Huh? You see this face? I don't have to look pretty all the time you know!

[Melichus]

Duuuuuuuuude! Wazaaaaaaaaap?

Oh boy, don't ask me where that one came from...

[Raefindel]

This one may seem boring to many, but every time I see this, I think

http://juvin.com/julie/images/argonath.jpg

STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

The picture of Legolas and the picture of Gimli are both reactions to the picture of Legolas Powers. Have ya'll seen the Barrow-Wight's pic of Saruman and mini-Saruman?
New Pic: "Hmmmm... well, we don't really don't mcuh warning here because people are sailing by here all the time."
(lame!)

[LePetitChoux]

I'm sorrry, I just had to post this.

http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/highqualityttt/images/orcgrishnak.jpg

Give me a makeover, will they?... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Maikadilwen]

Ewwww! Poor fellow. OK here goes.

Guy above: No, Aragorn, really. It's me, Legolas. They told me to try this new hair product. Should make you a completely new person. Did it work?

[charly]

Who the Varda is that??????

Thing: ESMERALDA!!!ESMERALDA!!!
Peter Jackson:Look, that was nice, but we´re not doing the Hunchback of Notre-Dame.
Thing:ET wants to...
PJ: AND NOT ET!!!
Thing:Why not, preciusssssss??
PJ:See, that´s better. Are you the new Gollum?

[Alatariel]

Thing: This is what happens if you get locked in the make-up caravan for a year, with only lipstick and eyeshadow to eat!

PJ *shifty eyes*

[LadyElbereth]

A guy not in the picture: Heh heh, that ugly thing looks like my grandmother.

Thing: hisssssss

Guy: *gasp*.....GRANDMA!!!! smilies/eek.gif

smilies/eek.gif

[AddictedtoRumil]

Caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/andrastedvd14.jpg

[Childlike Empress]

And another brilliant idea was crushed when Elijah Wood discovered universal vetoes to his "Frodo should wear these really cool shades" idea.

[Mlo]

The pic above:
Frodo: Are you talking to me? Don't show yourself here again unless you have the money! Capische?
Aragorn: Easy Frodo, he might be valuable to us later.
Frodo: Valuable? I spit on your mother!


The orcish thingy pic:
This is what happens if you use the new Nivea Body Lotion...
(lame, I know...)

[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]

[dragoneyes]

Aragorn: since when did he get so tall, just a scene ago he was a normal hobbit, then suddenly he get's the shades, and whoosh! He's nearly my height.

[LePetitChoux]

PJ or whoever the 3rd guy is: No, Viggo, it's just an illusion: really, youre kust far, far away... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Diamond18]

smilies/cool.gif Frodo: "Dude, Strider, have some snow, man. I think it's, like, special snow...Ent-snow or something."

And I believe that the Orc in the last pic is Grishnakh. I've seen a shot of him looming over Merry and Pippin. So my caption for it would be:

Merry and Pippin: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!"

[Precioussss]

ARGH!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*dies*
those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies again*
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*dies a third time*
haahahahaha! man those pics are funny.

anyway...past my mental retardation...I have nothing funny to say here.

[Mintyztwin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are great! Unfortunaly, my brain is a little too mushy right now to think of anything! I'll come back later!

(Frodo in shades!What a thought!)

[LePetitChoux]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/orc_in_helmet_tn.jpg

[Amanaduial the archer]

oh my god, i so love that picture with frodo aragorn and the shades! Its real wierd seeing them all brought up to size...

oh man! That is one unhappy little orc! Jeez, is he crying?

[dragoneyes]

unhappy ork: darn this helmet, it's stuck, help? help? anyone?... Fine then I'll just sit here and sulk.

[Maikadilwen]

Orc: I want my mommy!

[Lady_Espel]

Dead inside.

[Precioussss]

Mamma always told me there'd be days like this...but she neglected to mention that I would feel like an armadillo.

[Diamond18]

Orc: "I wish I had fangirls...why don't I have fangirls? Legolas has fangirls...Aragorn has fangirls...Frodo has fangirls...I'll bet even that meathead Lurtz has fangirls."
Random offscreen orc: "Would you stop using that word? Get a thesaurus or something!"

[AddictedtoRumil]

Caption this!(What the heck is Lego doing?!)
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