Crazy Captions

[The Only Real Estel]

The three remaining Fellowship looked on in surprise as the alien mothership emitted a sickly blue glow. It was Gandalf's turn to be probed, and Aragorn couldn't understand why Legolas was so darn *interested*.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Upon being confronted by 200,000 Orcs on their doorstep ( ;) ), Gimli had yelled: "Screw this! I'm retiring!"


or


Boro, Gorn, and Legolas carefully assessed the situation inside their own heads: three of them; one doughnut.

[Gurthang]

PJ: "Ok, you'll all come around the corner, and right there is the King of the Dead."
Viggo: "But isn't Gimli supposed to be with us, and didn't Boromir die?"
PJ: "No, I cut Gimli from this part. And we wrote Boromir's resurrection into the script. He was brought back to life by Gandalf."
Orlando: "But that is so way off from Tolkien!"
PJ: "I don't care. It'll be cool. And besides, this is my 'interpretation' of Lord of the Rings, so I'll do whatever I want."
Boromir: *thinking* Good, more screen time for me!

OR

Boromir: "I told you this was the wrong way."
Legolas: "But we followed the map perfectly!"
Aragorn: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

[The Only Real Estel]

The Balrog was enraged to find that Legolas had stolen his tail.

[Morsul the Dark]

Boromir and Legolas to Gimli(offscreen):So these Mines have a restroom right?

Gimli:Let me show you how a dwarf does it!

(hence grossed out look on Aragorn's face

[Boromir88]

Aragorn: It cannot be? Do you see what I see?

Legolas: A mob of fangurls!

Aragorn: No, Gandalf uncloaked is really Arwen?

Legolas: Oh really? I see a mob of fangurls!

Boromir: That's not good, but they're not after me. Sorry Legolas.

Or if any of you are "Whose Line is it anyway" buffs...

Aragorn The scruffy, unclean man: How are we going to solve this one? I don't think I can deal with this by myself. I need some help!

(Legolas enters)

Legolas: Good grief what do we have here?

Aragorn: Oh thank you, just in time Mr. I hope my hair looks good elf guy. We have a crisis here, glowing goop! What do we do?

Legolas: Let me fix my hair first, it's all frizzy.

(Boromir enters)

Boromir: Hey guys, what's going on?

Legolas: You arrived just in time Sir I don't care if I die I just want to hack things up. We don't know what to do!

Boromir: Well I say...

Aragorn: We know, you think we should let you hack all the goop. But really, that won't work. Your sword would just go through it

Boromir: Actually I was going to say we should do something about the Cave Troll that was about to eat Frodo, and now just did eat him, but I can see we now have a bigger problem.

Legolas: Yes, Goop!

[Morsul the Dark]

Boromir:I thought he was just a myth....(awestruck)

Legolas: He can't be here...the...the...

Aragorn:BarrowWight

Gandalf: Fools of a Took (pippin protests in background) The B-W glows green not blue!

All three:Oh right...well then what's that?

Gandalf: I 'unno.

[Gurthang]

Boromir: "What?! The Playboy Mansion?! We were supposed to go to Minas Tirith! Now my city will come to ruin! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
Legolas: "Blast! Why couldn't it have misled us to the Elvish Playboy Mansion! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"
Aragorn: "Ohh! I LOVE MapQuest!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Galadriel the white uncloaked?

OR

Legolas: I hate to tell you this Aragorn. But seeing as how we are surrounded by Orcs and have no hope of rescue, I think I ought to. I've been seeing Arwen behind your back.

Aragorn: Is that so? I've been seeing her behind your back!

Legolas: YOU BA***D!

[THE Ka]

After over two weeks, Aragorn finally notices the profound odor surrounding him and his companions.

A: *Sniff...Sniffffff* Do you smell something? I swear, something died in here!

L: (Underbreath) Yeah, every bloody thing in here thanks to your pits!

B: (Thinks in head) *Sniff* Oh no! I hope it's not me, I only just used Legolas' ManStink-Be-Gone Perfume yesterday!


~ Aesthete

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Aragorn: Legolas! What do your Elve's eyes see?

Legolas: We are in the mines of Moria, and I am with Aragorn and Boromir. Boromir has slung upon his back the mighty shield of Gondor, and Aragorn bears the torch. They are both unshaven but I am clean and smooth.

Boromir: What fate is it that has brought us to this terrible place?

Legolas: It is the command of Agent Elrond that has sent us upon the Quest of the Ring, to Mount Doom. Ai Ai! A Balrog of Morgoth! I am terribly frightened and we must all flee now before the great monster!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: I think that Balrog's mad at us.

Boromir: Thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.

Aragorn: What Balrog?

Boromir: That one.

Aragorn: That can't be a Balrog. It's flying.

Boromir: Well, duh! It has wings.

Aragorn: Yes, but the wings are just formed from the shadow taking shape around it. I think that's Gothmog.

Boromir: What book have you been reading? Gothmog? It's flying, for crying out loud.

Aragorn: Well, he must be on his winged steed. Ringwraiths have winged steeds, right?

Boromir: Gothmog? A Nazgûl? You must be out of your mind!

Legolas: Gothmog? You mean that pink Orc?

Both: Shut up!

[Lhunardawen]

Viggo: Guys? I think we're being Punk'd.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Note the surprise (and slight disgust) as the Fellowship encounter a Starbuck's in Moria.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn, Legolas and Boromir are shocked to see the Hobbits doing imitations of members of the fellowship, especially at Sam's impersonation of Gandalf the Grey! :eek:

OR

The Three members of the Fellowship stare in disgust at the new picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/hobbitsmoria.jpg

The Hobbits were so distracted by Gandalf the grey uncloaked that they did not notice the alien pick pocket who was making off with their wallets.

:rolleyes:

[Kitanna]

The Hobbits try to get Gandalf to look in the other direction so he doesn't notice their latest chemistry experiment.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Hobbits! Whatever you do! Don't turn around!

Frodo: Why? What's there?

Gandalf: Aragorn has just had a bath!

Hobbits: :eek:

OR (on similar lines)

Aragorn angrily asks who washed his cloths. The Hobbits turn away to try and look innocent.

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry: "We are four hobbits from the Shire. We, uh, have the Ring and are traveling to Mount Doom, so, uh...let us pass! Please."

[Boromir88]

Merry: Who goes there? What do you want?

Harry: I'm the gatekeeper. I'm supposed to ask you.

or...

The Hobbits witness a most unpleasant site of a Cave Troll regurgitating.

[Nimrodel_9]

Merry: Good gracious! It seems Fatty really has sucked to much helium this time!
Frodo: Quick! He's floating away!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

...The Hobbits are aghast to learn that the troupe of breakdancing Orcs seemed intent on following them through Moria.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gimli (offscreen): "We'll have nine lobster, fifteen shrimp, twelve red snapper, fifteen filet mignons, & some grilled mushrooms, some wild boar...

Pippin, Frodo, & Sam: "No, stop! We'll never be able to eat all this!"

Gimli: ...pheasants, & grouse, do you have partridge? Bring the partridge!"

Merry: "He better not be billing me for all this!"

[Gurthang]

(From A Bug's Life)
Merry: "Don't look at the light."
Pippin: "I can't help it... It's so beautiful!"

OR

This shot was taken just one story below the Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir picture. Notice how the Blue Light is much stronger because it's not going through the floor.

OR

Frodo(thinking): "I don't believe it! Merry does have eyes in the back of his head!"

OR

After being teleported by the blue glow to Barad-Dur, the hobbits discover Sauron's Automatic Ring Making Machine. Ohhh, the possibilities! :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Watching Aragorn and Boromir have a disco dance off was not a pretty sight!

[I've just worked out that I occupy roughly 5% of the Crazy Caption posts Followed closely by Eomer who occupies 4%]

[CaptainofDespair]

Merry: The Cave Troll can't see you if you don't move...

Sam: But, that theory was disproved...

Pippin: Does this mean we won't be having afternoon tea and cake?

OR

Merry: These dramatic poses are sure to impress the ladies!

Frodo: Not with Legolas twirling his hair over there...

[mormegil]

Merry: AI! AI! A Balrog!

Sam: No no you dotard, that cannot possibly be a Balrog for you see Balrog have wings and this demon of fire is lacking that key charateristic.

[Bêthberry]

The four young hobbits, lads just out of the Shire for the first time, are mesmerised by life in the big city, the plethora of strip shows in particular.

[The Only Real Estel]

The villagers take a step backward as the wolf begans to transform in the process of being hung.

[Kitanna]

Oh the horrors of an Orc nudist camp.

[THE Ka]

Having nothing better to do, Galadriel and Celeborn compete at who can keep a hobbit's attension and wonder for the longest...

Celeborn: Look! Look at me! My eyes glow!

Galadriel: Yes, that may be nice, but LOOK! MY WHOLE BODY GLOWS! Ooh! Amazing isn't it?!

Pippin: Wow... Check out Celeborns' eyes... They glow...

Frodo: I'm completely oblivious that Galadriel is turning into an atomic bomb behind me...


~ Aesthete

[Gurthang]

The hobbits are temporarlily turned from the TV by the ringing of the phone.

Pippin: "What was that?"
Merry: "It was the Telephone. There must be someone on the... on the... other end."
Frodo: Is choking on a peanut.
Sam: 'Maybe it's Rosie!'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Hobbits are forced into astonishment when they see that the Mouth of Sauron has gone and got braces!

OR

As the Hobbits found a souvenir shop in Moria, Pippin is horrified to discover that he has forgotten his wallet!

[The Only Real Estel]

While walking through the Shire one night a small group of admiring hobbits lasses with flashlights happen on the four hobbits.

Merry: "Don't move a muscle, they might not see us!"

[Formendacil]

Merry: "Guys, the end of the tunnel isn't in sight: how come we can see again?"

Pippin: "Train!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Hobbits found out why you shouldn't say "Mac Beth" in a theatre! :eek:

[Boromir88]

After tearing apart Legolas in Moria, the mob of Fangirls continue their rampage onto Frodo...

[Gil-Galad]

Nazgul: well well well, you seen to have stumbled right into our trap...turn around... :eek: ...YOU IDIOTS! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!

[The Elf-warrior]

Only Frodo and Merry were dismayed by the Sphynx's riddle.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sam: Hey, how come that guy can fly on a broomstick?

[mormegil]

The hobbits are dismayed to find out, that contrary to popular belief, Gothmog is actually a Nazgul and not a Black-Numenorian.

[Boromir88]

Merry, Frodo, and Sam: Ahhh, who is that?

Pippin: It's only a new picture guys.

http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/isildur/erdrnuev3.jpg

Elendil: The power of the swartz is strong with you my son.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

After a fight over the last doughnut, the two warriors decided to settle it in the most manly way possible: A staring contest in full armour at noon.

[The Only Real Estel]

Elendil: "Ah, I see your swartz is as big as mine!"

[mormegil]

I can't see this one

[Lhunardawen]

Elves never make good sculptors - look how their rendition of the Argonath turned out.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elendill: I know you are afraid, my son, but this is a dangerous and important mission, we will probably go to our deaths, but the fangirls must be destroyed!

OR

Isildur: My helmet is better than yours!

Elendill: Is not!

Isildur: Is!

[Gurthang]

I can't see it either. :(

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This any better, Folks?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/erdrnuev3.jpg

Caption:

When you need a fly swatting, call the experts!

[Gurthang]

(Thank you much, Hookbill!)

Elendil: "What's that?! Look behind you!"
Isildur: "I'm not falling for that one."

OR

Elendil: "See, if you hold perfectly still, you blend in with the rocks!"

OR

Isildur: "Does this armor make me look fat?"

AND the obligatory...

Elendil: "You fool! This isn't Mount Doom; it's Mount Dolmed!"
Isildur: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

No trouble good sirs! My duty and all that!

And speaking of obligatory...

Elendill: We must stop this Gandalf! The Uncloaking is getting out of hand!

[Mithalwen]

`I know what you're thinking about,' said Tweedledum; `but it isn't so, nohow.'

`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'

[Gil-Galad]

Isildur: I have realized by now that evil will always triumph cause good is dumb

~or~

Elendil: Your swartz is as big as mine, lets see how well you can handle it

[THE Ka]

Elendil: Okay, If we have any hope of winning that Royals for Models runway contest, we need to find our signature moves...

Isildur: How are we possibly going to do that?!

Elendil: Well, they say you need to act like you want something really bad, and you would give it your best to have anyway possible.

Isildur: Oh, okay. (thinks about the ring...)

Elendil: On the count of three...One, Two, Three -

Both wip into position

Isildur: The ring's mine, PUSH OFF!

Elendil: ... We're thinking about runways remember?

Isildur: Sorry, could you say that again, i'm confused...

-------------------------------------------

~ Aesthete

[CaptainofDespair]

Isildur: Now the circle is complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

Elendil: Only a master of eevvv...wait, what?! Why do I always have to be Obi-wan?!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Isildur and Elendill try and break the camera of that stalker by reflecting the light from their swords.

[Boromir88]

Isildur: None shall pass.

Elendil: What?

Isildur: None shall pass.

Elendil: I have no quarell with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.

Isildur: Then you must die!

Elendil: I command you as King of Arnor and Gondor to stand aside.

Isildur: I move for no man.

Elendil: So be it!

And we all know the rest of the scene...

[wilwarin538]

How to be king: lesson #182...... Proper way to hold a sword.

[Durelin]

How to be King: Lesson #187...How to take a hit and still look Kingly.

Elendil: Okay, we'll go easy for your first time...
Isildur: But dad...I'm afraid...
Elendil: I'm not trying to kill you. Now remember, try and keep your hair from being disturbed...and some sweat is good, but not too much...make it look like you're working hard, but no sweating like a peasant... And let's here a nice good grunt like we've been practicing, I don't want to hear any 'oofs'...

[Gurthang]

Elendil can't take it anymore and turns his head away from the band of breakdancing orcs.

OR

Elendil: "*gasp* Isildur, did you bring the pipeweed?!"
Isildur: "*gasp* No! I thought you had it!"
*both faint*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elendil: Remember, you need to chop the onions finely.

Isildur: Yes, father.

[HerenIstarion]

Elendil: Come again, where did you get that outfit?
Isildur: In Ohtar & Sons, Steelworks. What?
Elendil: Well, I've bought mine there too, and Ohtar assured me mine was one of a kind...
Isildur: He told me the same!
Elendil: Avid git! We are going to look real stupid on that ball Sauron is giving...
Isildur: Yeah, right.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Ellendil: We must stop this new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/1010.jpg

Gandalf is caught reading Frodo's diary.

OR

Gandalf: "and the uncloaked one will find death at the hands of an uncloaked Goblin OH FU-

[HerenIstarion]

Gandalf: Here, lad, I'll have these... (pause, look back) ... Pippin, how many times have we go through this? You definitely can't watch Palantir night shows and you definitely can't see my PlayBoy special edition collection!

[Holbytlass]

Gandalf: Oh my, this one gets killed from that one!! Didn't see that coming....

[Lhunardawen]

Galadriel (background): I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN YOUR GIFT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!

[The Saucepan Man]

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!

Gandalf: It is? Excellent. I thought I'd never get to tick that one off in my I SPY Evil Creatures of Middle-earth book.

-or-

Legolas: Ai! Ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!

Gandalf: Dear me, no. You must be mistaken. It clearly states here in Durin's Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Khazad-Dum that Balrogs have wings. And that creature clearly does not have wings. It is merely surrounded by shadow which ...

Fellowhip: *Smoulder*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

He had saucepans and kettles hung all over him, he wore a saucepan for a hat, and he crashed two saucepans together as he danced!

'Do you think he's dangerous?' said Gandalf, in a whisper

[CaptainofDespair]

Gandalf: Hey! Aragorn! Look, I found this spiffy old book!

Aragorn: Yea, whatever...*mumbles* Still not King yet...

[Evisse the Blue]

"Dear Diary, today's journey has been mostly uneventful. My wizarding sense tells me that we will pass through the Mines of Moria undetected and unharmed... Pippin, NOO!"

[The Saucepan Man]

Gandalf: Fool of a Book!

*groan*

[Lalwendë]

Ian looks round guiltily after he spills coffee on Peter Jackson's first edition of LotR. "I wonder if I can sneak it back on the shelf so it looks like nobody's touched it?"

[Morsul the Dark]

Ian looks around:So what you're telling me is this is the script....aand we'll be filming how long?...ok..*mumbles*should've stayed with magneto in X-men

-or-

Ian to historian: I'm telling you its LOTR in elvish Tolkien DID find the manuscript in the ground!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gandalf is caught cheating in his Biology exam.


or


"Hey Guys! Did you know that gullible is not in the dictionary?"


or


Looking over his shoulder, Gandalf notes that the security guard is otherwise occupied, and decides to steal the very expensive book.


or


"O no! Badgers!!!"

[the guy who be short]

After a little over-indulgence in pipeweed, Gandalf starts seeing things on the walls. [It looks like there's the head of a king to the right of his back.]

[The Saucepan Man]

A tribute to the saucepan manTo return the favour:

Gandalf the Grey sees Hookbill the Goomba ... Uncloaked!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Thanks Saucepan, Thaucepan. I'll give you a Jurby!

A Caption:

Gandalf sees Aragorn after he's had a wash. Gandalf: The Light! It BURNS!

[SamwiseGamgee]

Ian: And so we must travel on, and...*gasp* Sauron! What are you doing here?

PJ: Yeah, just a little liberty I took, guys. Don't worry, it's all just artistic interpretation.

OR

Ian McKellan sees PJ's 'Lyenas' and realises The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread are going to be most displeased.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

As Legolas begins his frightful transformation into a Gnome, Gandalf quivers and whispers: "But I thought you guys were....Elves?

Legolas replied: "Yeeeessss, that's what we wanted you to think. Fear my pointy red hat and fishing rod!"

[mormegil]

Gandalf is aghast at the hobbits new game of "keep away from Boromir" with no less an object than the ring of power.

[THE Ka]

Yet again, Gandalf is caught 'borrowing' from the private collection of Moria.


Pippin: Is that not stealing Gandalf?

Gandalf: No, as long as you return it before its missed... But, not in your case. When you do it Pippin, it's stealing.

Pippin: Oh... (Bows head in sorrow)


~ Aesthete

[CaptainofDespair]

Gandalf continues to be amazed.

Legolas: *jumping up and down* Give me my pointy red hat back!

Aragorn: Never! *tosses the hat at Gimli, who puts it on*

Gimli: Look...I'm a Gnome...

Legolas: Shut up! You are not!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Gandalf realized that he had left the water running.

or

Ai! Ai! A Werehamster! A Werehamster is come!

[Gurthang]

Pippin just lit Gandalf's hat on fire. :eek:

OR

Galadriel just caught Gandalf looking at her Seventeen magazine. :rolleyes:

OR

Gandalf: "These directions are all wrong; we should have gone left at that fork three days ago! And now there's a Balrog behind us! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

[Formendacil]

Gandalf is caught in the act of taking poems to his girlfriend. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This book tells of who Tom Bombadill is. The answer is shocking.
Gandalf: He's a shrew?

[Formendacil]

The Morian Book of Timetravel brings Gandalf the Grey face to face with Gandalf the White... Uncloaked! :D

[Kitanna]

Gandalf: Legolas! Don't put your finger in the electrical outlet!

Or

Gandalf was shocked and ashamed when the Fellowship discovered him looking over Wizardry for dummies.

[mormegil]

Gandalf turns with a murderous glint in his eye when he discovers that, while Legolas made it, he was not included in this years edition of "Middle-earths 50 most beautiful people list"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Fellowship get revenge on Gandalf for being uncloaked all those times!

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf: "We're in serious trouble lads! It doesn't have an entry for 'balrog' in my copy of Boy Scouts' A-Z of Common Underground Hazards!"

OR

Gandalf: "Gimli, how old is this Yellow Pages? The Sherpa Curry House doesn't do take out any more, in fact they closed down over 100 years ago, it's a branch of Argos now."

OR

Gandalf: "Gimli? I thought you said this was the Book of Mazarbul? Seeing as it's got John Noakes and Shep the Dog in it I think it's your old Blue Peter annual."

[davem]

Gandalf: 'Gimli, are you sure this is the record of your people's time here, only, unless my Khuzul is rustier than I thought, the first page reads: 'Any similarity between the characters in this book & persons living or dead is purely coincidental.'....

OR

'But this is incredible! This book claims that Durin the Deathless actually married Galadriel, they had children, & their bloodline has survived down to this very day, but a secret organisation has concealed the fact....'

[Boromir88]

Peter Jackson: Gandalf give us back the script.

Gandalf: Not until you change the scene when the Witch King breaks my staff!

Peter Jackson: That's not until the third movie! We'll talk when we get to that point.

Gandalf: There's a fire here!!!

[wilwarin538]

How do be a Wizard: Lesson #538.......How to stay cloaked at all times.

Looks like Gandy's a little late on that one. ;) :p :D

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: can you read it Gandalf?

Gandalf: lets see...erk, hurgh, jerr, burr, bahk

Frodo: you can read it!

Gandalf: i'm just clearing my throat

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf was shocked to see Sam trying to throw Pippin down the well.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf did not expect to receive this much fan letters.

He also did not expect a Gandy Fan Club meeting in the Chamber of Mazarbul . . .

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf discovers *ehem* something about Saruman and Grima.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf is looking at Gimli's family album.
Gandalf: That's your mother?

[Boromir88]

Gandalf: Ok now, pay attention Pippin...

1 cup of Moria Dirt.
3 1/2 cups of contaminated water.
2 Goblin Fingers.
2 Orc Fingers.

Pippin: I thought Goblins and Orcs were the same?

Gandalf: What? Fool of a Took! Where'd you hear that at?

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "Inconceivable!"

OR

It is possible to overdose on pipeweed.
Side effects: extreme paranoia, compulsive stealing, severe wrinkling, excessive hair growth, desire to go uncloaked, etc. :D

[Durelin]

Gandalf: What? No, Legolas, I'm sorry. Your picture didn't make it into this issue.

or...

Gandalf: I only read it for the articles, I swear!

;)

[Gurthang]

Gandalf... yet another innocent victim who saw the breakdancing orcs.

OR

Gandalf is reading the book How To Fall Asleep. (He's gone through most of it already! :D )
Method #6,042: "Find a handy object and knock yourself out."

[Gil-Galad]

Pippin: In the Year 2000...

Gandalf: must you always do that whenever i read an old book...oooh backstreet boys are back! i'm as agiddy as a schoolgirl!

[Boromir88]

Gandalf: Oh look, this book has a new picture.

http://jmsstyxnyes.tripod.com/lotr/haldir/hal05.jpg

Aragorn: Haldir, you really hurt Legolas' feelings.

Haldir: He started it.

Legolas: You called me Captain Obvious! (turns away pouting).

Haldir: Well you are.

[Alcarillo]

Aragorn and Haldir argue over the cost of the new bug-zapper.

[Gurthang]

Aragorn: "You mean we aren't in Mirkwood?!"
Haldir: "No, you have entered the realm of Galadriel."
Aragorn: "But I followed the directions perfectly. Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Legolas can't take his eyes off of those breakdancing orcs.

OR

Haldir: *gossip*
Aragorn: "I'm telling you, I heard he was uncloaked... again!"
Haldir: "No! This is getting out of hand."
Aragorn: "I know. I've even heard that he has a scrapbook full of all the times he's been caught on camera while he was uncloaked!" (see previous pic)
Haldir: "You don't say..." *gossip*

OR

Haldir: "So, I push Legolas over the edge, and you'll let me have your sword."
Aragorn: "Right. It is agreed."
Haldir: "We have an accord." (<--Pirates of the Caribbean) :D
Aragorn: "Shake on it."

OR

Haldir: "Inconceivable!"

OR

Aragron (talking about Legolas and Haldir): "I hate being the middle-man when they fight like this."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: It was just a bit of shampoo. You misjudge poor Legolas!

Haldir: I don't want to be his judge. I want to be his executioner.

[Gil-Galad]

~old pic~

Gandalf: maybe if i stare at this long enough they'll think i'm reading it

Aragorn: he still can't read can he

Frodo: nope

[Boromir88]

Extending on to my previous...

Aragorn: Haldir, you really hurt Legolas' feelings.

Haldir: He started it.

Legolas: You called me Captain Obvious (turns and pouts)

Haldir: Captain Obvious! Captain Obvious!

Legolas: I can't hear you.

Aragorn: (brings down voice so Legolas can't hear) Look, we all know he's Captain Obvious, but you know how he gets touchy about being called that.

Haldir: Captain Obvious!

[Ainaserkewen]

Haldir: Why are you telling me this?

Aragorn: Because I'm his best friend and he's embarrassed.

Haldir: Is he 45 or something? Who has their friends ask people out for them!?

[Kitanna]

Aragorn: Look I'm prepared to give you Legolas, but in return we want Celeborn.
Haldir: No deal.
Aragorn: I'll throw in Sam too.
Haldir:...oh alright. It's a deal.

[Lhunardawen]

As Legolas counts, Aragorn and Haldir debate on the best hiding place.

OR

This is Legolas, seconds before falling victim to Aragorn and Haldir's pie-in-the-face prank.

[mormegil]

Similar to Alcarillo's but I promise this came immediately to mind before I read it.


Aragorn and Haldir argue over the ethics and morality of using a bug zapper.

[Encaitare]

Haldir: Amazing how the new light fixture is doing absolutely nothing to illuminate our surroundings.

or..

Aragorn: Don't look now, but there are people observing us from the bushes.
Haldir: That stupid nancy Prince of Mirkwood -- he's guarding us on the wrong side!

or...

Elf Hiding in the Bush: Hah, the hilt of that scruffy guy's sword looks really questionable.
Other Elf Hiding in the Bush: No wonder poor Haldir looks so surprised.

or...

Little do Aragorn and Haldir realize that they've walked right into Legolas' and the Lorien Elves' game of hide-and-seek.

[Alcarillo]

Legolas to Aragorn: First you dared me to uncloak Gandalf, then you dared me to dance with those orcs, and now you dare me to get zapped by the bug zapper!? I've had it with you!

stomps off

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: So there you have it! Balrogs do have wings!

Haldir: It cannot be!

OR

Aragorn: So there’s my plan! What do you think?

Haldir: What? You haven’t told me anything. You just came in here and said 'so there’s my plan'.

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: Look what I carved!
Haldir: Is it alive?
Legolas: I'm a real boy!



That was strange.

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: Haldir, did anyone ever tell you what beautiful eyes you have?

Haldir: Why Aragorn, I ...

Legolas: Oh my God! They're going to kiss! I'm not looking! I'm not looking! *turns away*

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: Some day lad, all this will be yours.
Leggy: The curtains?

Aragorn: Now you stay here, and make sure nobody comes in until I get back.
Haldir: Right. You stay here, and don't let anyone in until I get back.
Aragorn: No, YOU stay here...

[CaptainofDespair]

Haldir: So, you have the Ringbearer?
Aragorn: Yes. Yes, we do.
Haldir: Can I have him? It's my birthday.
Aragorn: Uh, no. But you can have Legolas.
Legolas: Fine! *after a short pause* Gimli! I need to be consoled!

or

Aragorn: I'm going to be King some day. But, I want more than Gondor.
Haldir: So, if I help you overthrow Galadriel and Celeborn, you'll make me Lord of Lorien?
Aragorn: Yes.
Haldir: I won't do it.
Aragorn: I'll let you have Celeborn...
Haldir: Yay!

or

Aragorn: Okay, Haldir. Here's my plan. I need you to speak in Elvish, so I can pretend to not understand you.
Haldir: Why?
Aragorn: It'll increase my screen time, and that'll make Boromir really mad.
Haldir: Cool. I'll do it.
Aragorn: And, it'll also prevent those Hobbits from giving me a bath.

[Holbytlass]

Aragorn: Look, it's my understanding that if we want to hide from orcs, we turn OFF the light!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Aragorn: "Look, if we focus hard, we can find Legolas, ok?"

Haldir: "Find him? But...he's right over there."

Aragorn: "Yes that's the spirit, let's start looking, eh?"

Haldir: "Turn around, ye gowk!"


Meanwhile...


Legolas: *mutters* "Where is that Aragorn....."

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn comforts a group of wood-elves traumatised by davem's (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=reputation&pp=30&ltr=) latest antics.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Aragorn: Listen, Haldir, don't play hardball. If you know where Gandalf is, just tell me.

Haldir: Friend, if I knew I would tell you. You have my word.

Legolas: Um, you guys... I think I found Gandalf... and he seems to have lost his cloak!

OR

Aragorn: So, if you could, I need you to turn up at Helm's Deep.

Haldir: But... that's not supposed to happen.

Legolas: You're telling me! I was a good character in the book!

[Gil-Galad]

Legolas: uh guys...the dragon...it comes in the NIIIIGHT

Aragorn: which one of you showed Legolas www.homestarrunner.com now huh! i swear i'll do something hurtful to you

Elf: What are you going to do? nibble our bums?

Aragorn: i heard that! who said it! come on! chicken...come on attack me!

Elves: right! we can take you!

Aragorn: wait, attack me with these rasberries, there a whole basket each! no come on attack me! you worm!

Elves: right! charge!

Aragorn: when being stalked by an ugly mob with rasberries, simply pull the lever and release the tiger!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn is the only one not fascinated by the Dwarf mating dances.

OR

Haldir is literally dying of boredom. Aragorn had never been an exciting spokesman.

[Meela]

Aragorn and Haldir dare each other to goose Legolas.

Or

Haldir telepathically promises his fellow guards that Aragorn is going straight in that bath the moment he stops talking. The other elf points out that they could have suffocated before then.

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn and Haldir plot to throw Pippin down a well while Legolas listens to the crickets and the Balrogs, I mean bullfrogs.

[Boromir88]

While the cameramen hide in the bushes Haldir is the new "punk'd" victim.

[Encaitare]

Aragorn: But Haldir, I don't have the money yet! Give me till next week. Come on, buddy, be a friend.
Haldir: You don' undahstand, Aragawn. I need da money by tomorrah. An' if I don' get it, Vinnie an' Tony here -- an Nicholas over there, if he stops playin' with his hair long enuff -- are gonna make ya real sorry.
Aragorn: I'm not afraid of you.
Haldir: Yeah? I think you'll be singin' a different tune after we've paid yer lady friend a visit.
Aragorn: You $&#*!!!
Haldir: You kiss yer motha with that mouth?
Aragorn: My mother died when I was a kid and you know it.
Haldir: Oh, yeah. Bein' mortal an' all. Musta slipped my mind. *dons shades* Money by tomorrah, or else. Hanyealyë?
Aragorn: What?
Haldir: *sigh* Capische?
Aragorn: Oh. Yeah. I capische.
Haldir: No. What you oughta say is hanyëan. Or hanyeanyë, if it makes ya feel better. An' if you don' get me the money, you're gonna need to feel better.
Graham Chapman: This is getting much too silly.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas was finding it hard to give up gossip for lent.

OR

Aragorn: Hay, Haldir, we really need your help. You see-

Haldir: Oh my Eru! It can talk!

[Morsul the Dark]

Aragorn:Legolas keep watch (legolas keeps watch) yo haldir my homie whats up G you got the stuff?

Haldir:You got the dough?

Aragorn:I got it

Haldir:Than i got the stuff....but be careful this shampoo even gets rid of dandriff

Leglas:Come on man I need my BUZZ!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: You got the stuff?

Haldir: Yeah, you got the money?

Aragorn: Yeah I got the money. Now show me the stuff.

Haldir: You don't see the stuff 'till I see the money.

Legolas: Oh good grief, there’s only one-way to stop this. He's wearing a wire!

Haldir: What? Why you son of a Warg! *Elves shoot Aragorn*

[Morsul the Dark]

Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

going back to page 4 or 5 i found this quote i just wanted to share it considering how long the thread is now :eek: :D

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Aragorn: Guards, make sure Legolas doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Haldir: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2: Hiccup
Aragorn: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Haldir: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Aragorn: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Haldir: And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2: Hiccup
Aragorn: Right.
Haldir: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
Aragorn: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Haldir: Leaving the room, yes.
Aragorn: All right?
Guard #2: Hiccup

or

Aragorn: So, who are we going to lynch tonight?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Brinniel
These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

going back to page 4 or 5 i found this quote i just wanted to share it considering how long the thread is now :eek: :D

NOOO! We can't start a new thread! I'd have to start my record breaking captioning from scratch! :( [331 posts now!]

Anyway; a caption...

Vigo: Listen. You tell Peter Jackson that he'd better get me a part in The Hobbit or I'll tell the world about his secret obsession with monkeys.

[Gurthang]

Haldir: "For the last time, we are not going to let you into the Long Blonde Hair Club. You don't have long blonde hair!"
Legolas: "I don't know him, I swear."

[Lhunardawen]

The Hunter eavesdrops on the two remaining Werewolves.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Haldir: I've seen a bird fly! I've seen a house fly! But I ain't never seen a Balrog fly!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Psst! Haldir! Here's a new Picture!

Haldir: What? Speak up!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/000Caption.jpg

Frodo: That Book token was out of date you little sneak! :mad:

[Bêthberry]

Take this, Wing Baron!

(with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread)

[Kitanna]

Frodo: What did you say about my mother?!

[SamwiseGamgee]

Is that Sam's hair in the bottom right corner?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Tell me what you saw!

Gollum: No! It was too horrible, my precious! Too horrid! Nasty grey beard with no clock!

Frodo: ... ... Oh.

OR

Frodo: Give me my toy back!

[Encaitare]

Frodo: Don't you dare call my stomach hairy ever again!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

F for Frodo!

or

Frodo: Do you surrender?
Gollum: Never, but I may scream.
Frodo: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.

[Boromir88]

Frodo: My name is Frodo Baggins. You killed my father! Prepare to die!

[Mithalwen]

How many times do I have to tell you - that is MY coffee mug and I hate anyone else using it...

[Oddwen]

Fro: Surrender!
Gollum: You wish to surrender to us, precious? Very well, we accept.

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo:you won't feel a thing... till i start jabbing this sword through your throat!

[Meela]

Gollum decides it's time to find a new kebab store.

[The Only Real Estel]

After getting an arrow in his throat, Gollum tumbles backward.

Gollum: "Message...for you...sir."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gollum's dentist was especially mean.

[Evisse the Blue]

Gollum: "No, precious, don't kill us, we promises, no more spoilers!"
Frodo: "So you said when I was reading HP 3, 4, 5! I've had it!"
Gollum: "Is it my fault master's a slow reader?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: What's wrong? This is only a blunt sword!

Gollum: It's-s not that, my precious-s, Master has just put his knee in Smeagol's groin!

OR

A tribute to Pulp Fiction

Frodo: I dear you! I double dear you M***** f***er, say "What" one more time!

[Naz]

Frodo: *I* had the big blue eyes things down pat *first*!

[Kitanna]

Gollum didn't like to play tag with Frodo.

[The Saucepan Man]

Samwise: Mr Frodo sir, I'm as keen as you to stop him making that "Gollum" noise, but don't you think we should use an anaesthetic?

[CaptainofDespair]

Frodo: Die foul scum!
Gollum: You have pretty pink lips...
Frodo: Uhh....

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: Stop squirming, Sam! We need to reattach your hair!

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo (Harry): "Now to see who's behind the mask...Gollum!!??"

[Gurthang]

Frodo: "Scalpal."
Nurse: "Who let this patient bring that stuffed animal to hold during surgery?"

OR

Frodo has successfully removed Gollum's hair. He needed a wig to wear! (This is even funnier if you've seen the RotK Easter Eggs. 'When will you wear wigs'! :D )

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo: No, no, there's a fly on your throat!

[Morsul the Dark]

Frodo:I told you to "leggo my eggo"!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Furious with his own naïvety, Frodo vowed never to buy umberellas from the joke shop again.

[The Saucepan Man]

Unfortunately for Smeagol, Frodo had not really grasped the rudiments of acupuncture.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo's hearing needed testing; it was Sam Gollum was calling a Fat Hobbit.

OR

Gollum did not expect Frodo to react so badly to his cooking.

[.:Saori:.]

LOL!

Frodo to Gollum: I thought I told you to put some clothes on you filthy little weirdo!

OR:

Sam (watching Gollum and Frodo *from his vantage point in the corner of the picture...*): That can't be comfortable...

[Mithalwen]

try this..

http://www.xxc.idv.tw/mt/archives/natasha/Eowyn.JPG


Miranda Otto
" I don't care what you say - this is the daftest film hairstyle since Carrie Fisher's ear-muffs in Star Wars!"

"you should see what we have planned for Hugo's father of the bride do....."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn pic:

When the uncloaking just isn't funny anymore.

OR

Eowyn: Why don't you grow up you little B******s!

Théoden: What's going on?

Eowyn: Nothing, just talking to the plants...

[wilwarin538]

Eowyn: I don't care if it looks like I'm just a floating head, invisibility dresses are in.
:p

[Boromir88]

Eowyn gets booed by the Ancient Booer.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Legolas's proposition that he was a lot prettier than Eowyn was poorly received.

OR

Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Eowyn was so disinterested, she didn't even notice the snake slithering around her forehead.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.

Expanding on that...

Merry: You look just like my mother in law.

[mormegil]

Miranda did not like being told her lines.

[The Elf-warrior]

Eowyn noticed that Ozzy Osbourne vaguely resembles Grima Wormtongue.

EDIT: Yay! 300th post. Woo hoo!

[davem]

(Frodo pic)

At the Bag End Barbershop Frodo finishes giving Gollum a haircut & shave.

Frodo: 'That will be five silver pennies, Mr S. Now, something for the weekend?....

[Gurthang]

Theoden: "Uh, Eowyn, your hair band is falling down."
Eowyn: :mad:

OR

Ashton Kutcher: "Okay, see we put this video camera that looks like a necklace around your neck, then you go in and tell PJ you quit! Got it?"
Miranda Otto: "Yep, go in; say 'I quit!'
Ashton: "Perfect. After he yells and screams for a while, we'll pop out and say 'You got Punk'd'!"
Miranda: :rolleyes: "You're really annoying, you know that? I'm only doing this to get more TV time."

OR

Eowyn: "Eomer, that wasn't funny."
Eomer: *rolling on the floor laughing; can't stop himself*
Eowyn: "You're so immature!"

[SamwiseGamgee]

Continuing on Davem's theme for the next pic:

Eowyn is not impressed as Gimli offers her something for the weekend.

[Lalwendë]

After one too many potentially embarrassing moments on the steps of Meduseld, Eowyn decides that the only option is to tie her wig down firmly.

[davem]

Eowyn contemplates the bad news - she must leave Meduseld quickly with all her worldly goods, but the wagons are full! She will have to sit on horseback with her suitcase on her lap...

That's right - its a 'nurse-case scenario'....

[Lalwendë]

Ouch davem... :eek:

Eowyn would never be the same again after Hannibal Lecter invited her to dinner at his house on the lake.

OR

Eowyn after reading the C-thread.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Circlet: $160
Dress from mysterious peddler: $370
Realising that Arwen's hand-me-downs wouldn't impress Aragorn: Priceless.

[Oddwen]

Eowyn was not a morning person.

Or...

Aragorn: What do you fear, my lady?
Eowyn: *stifling a yawn* Being bored beyond all recall or desire.

Or...

Theoden: Where is Theodred? Where is my son?
Eowyn: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of old wineyards. Pfffft-pffft-pfftt-pffft!

Or...

Eowyn noticed that Ozzy Osbourne vaguely resembles Grima Wormtongue.
She then noticed that Smeagol bears an uncanny resemblance to the same.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Excuse me, Sir?

Eowyn: What do you mean, 'sir'?

Aragorn: Oh...

[CaptainofDespair]

Eowyn ponders what it would be like to have Aragorn's manly stubble, and to strike a dramatic heroic pose.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

After a wild night out, Faramir must face the 'trouble and strife'.

[The Saucepan Man]

Ghost of Eowyn: Does my bum look big in this?

Ghost of Eomer: Good grief! You're a disembodied head. You don't have a bum.

[Gurthang]

Eowyn: "Does this dress make my butt look big?"
Faramir: "No, you just got a really big booty; the dress is fine."

OR

Eowyn: "Does this make me look fat?"
Eomer: "No, fat makes you look fat."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn: What do you mean, wings? Of course Balrogs don't have wings! Silly king!

OR

Eowyn: No Gimli! Just because you have a beard doesn’t mean you can imitate Gandalf the Grey!

[Kitanna]

After spending all day making dinner Eowyn becomes very angry when Faramir, Eomer, and Aragorn decide to go drinking instead.

[Morsul the Dark]

Eowyn(secretly a Valley Girl):Seriously Grima dude Alright you're like groady to the max like Oh my gawd!

[wilwarin538]

Eowyn: I can't believe they didn't put me in the next pic.

Click here for pic! (http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index&do=showpic&pid=753&orderby=titleA)

Leggy: It cant be!.............I've run out of arrows! :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: ... ... Gandalf?

:D You get the idea...

OR

Legolas: A Balrog? With Wings? Inconceivable!

[mormegil]

Legolas: Hey dwarf, I say, do stop acting that way, you are stealing my lime light

[CaptainofDespair]

Legolas: ....
Gimli: ....
Aragorn: ....
Legolas: So, he's really dead, eh?

[Durelin]

Legolas uses his secret weapon against the charging orcs: furrowing his brow in Elven rage.

[Gurthang]

Orlando Bloom: "Blast, I hate it when I do this. I'm dressed all LotR, when we're filming Pirates of the Caribbean!"

OR

Legolas: "A fork in the Road?! The map doesn't say anything about that! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Legolas just got mooned.

OR

Legolas again spots those strange breakdancing orcs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: Hay! Jackson! What's going on with my hair? I don't remember Tolkien saying anything about Blonde hair!

OR

Legolas hears the faint sounds of "Tra la la lally" :eek:

[Lalwendë]

Legolas hears the laughter in Lothlorien and realises with horror that the Mullet has gone out of fashion for the second time.

OR

"What do you mean, you forgot the Touche Eclait? I can't go out looking as hungover as this!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: What do you mean, 'watch where you're shooting'? I think Gimli looks much better like that! You have something against the Arrow through head look?

[Bêthberry]

Eowyn pic:


Miranda Otto: "Why does Eowyn have to look like plain Jane Eyre when in fact she doesn't get Rochester?"


Legolas pic:

"Darn. Waste of a good hairdresser."

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Éowyn
- "My bed-pan needs emptying, Sister-daughter"

- Éowyn was suspicious of Gríma's suggestion that she put her inky cloak aside.

Legolas

- Prompt!

- With seven hours of filming ahead, Orlando was beginning to regret the second helping of lamb vindaloo

[HerenIstarion]

Legolas: Oops, I did it again...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: What do you mean Christopher Tolkien edited me out of The Fall of Gondolin?!

[Kitanna]

Legolas: What is Boromir doing?! :eek:

[Lhunardawen]

Éowyn pic:

Éowyn tries out her telekinetic skills on Aragorn's beer mug.

Legolas pic:

Gimli stepped on his foot.

[Gurthang]

Orlando: "A diversion!"
PJ: "Cut! What are you doing you idiot, that line isn't until Return of the King!"

OR

Legolas has been separated from his parents. He's so lost and scared! :( :D

OR

Legolas suddenly finds himself in a dense forest.
Legolas: "Whoa, what have I been drinking?"

[CaptainofDespair]

Legolas is shocked and disturbed at what he is witnessing.

Legolas: Gimli! Are you...are you eating Boromir?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas catches his reflection in the middle of battle.
Aragorn (with sword): ... ... ... Oh No! Keep away from me! *Runs away*

OR

Seeing the Disco dance off between Boromir and Gimli was a surprise to anyone.

[Morsul the Dark]

Orlando Bloom: where my fangirls going?

JOhn:Well laddy since nick and jessica broke it off hes single again and guess who's prettier you or him...

Orlando:No...it cant be.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

;)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*looking in a mirror* "Look at those ears; they look terrible!"


or


Legolas glares at Lalwendë as if to say I do NOT have a mullet! ( :p ;) )

[Mithalwen]

Legolas is outraged when he is "goosed" by one of the Fellowship

[Orominuialwen]

Legolas is horrified to realize that he has just missed a big sale at The Gap of Rohan. (Nobody ever seems to do these ones any more!)

[The Elf-warrior]

Legolas: "Aragorn, you didn't peek at my inbox did you?"

Aragorn: "Yes, and I saw you leading on OrlieiteXOXOXOXO@hotmail.com. You're not seriously considering marrying her are you? She looks as silly as a goose."

Legolas: "Oh, noooo! Why didn't I use an alphanumeric password?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: A new picture? No! It cannot be! It must be a diversion!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/lotr-tt1.jpg

Gandalf: I am the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of - Are those wings?

OR

[referring to an earlier caption]
Gandalf: Look, I know your upset, but I told Frodo to deliver the party invitations!

Merry: I don't think he's buying it.

Gandalf: Okay, Pippin, stall him!

Pippin: okay, I'll just… WHAT? :eek:

[mormegil]

Middle-earth was pleased when Gandalf returned to them and he was able to dispell the myth that Balrog's whips only had 4 thongs.

[Lalwendë]

A game of Pooh Sticks at the Bridge of Khazad Dum demands more than mere twigs.

[The Elf-warrior]

Pippin: "I wish I bought a fire-extinguisher."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Gandalf, just apologise and we can be on our way!

Gandalf: Never! I stand by my statement! Your mother was very rude to me Mr. Balrog!

OR

Balrog: I said NO sugar in my tea!

OR

[A joke from many, many captions ago]

Balrog: I shall kill you! You have met your doom in the dark deep of the mighty- ... Ah! I'm on fire! Why didn't you tell me I was on fire?

Gandalf: Sorry, I thought it was your look.

[Gurthang]

Just before he attacks Gandalf, a giant hand comes out of nowhere and grabs the Balrog around the waste.

OR

Gandalf: "I'm sorry to have bothered you, but I was wondering: Do you have Wings?"
Balrog: "Well,... I, er... uhm,... I've never checked, actually, so I don't really know."

OR

Gandalf's fireworks turn against him.

[The Saucepan Man]

It took some effort, but fortunately Gandalf was able to deflect the Balrog's guided missiles.

[mormegil]

This Balrog was particularly hot-headed :rolleyes:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf: Don't make me use . . . the shiney pokey-stick of Doom!

[Oddwen]

The Fellowship finally found a way to convince Gandalf to keep his Cloak on.

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "Well, with that big of a torch, I certainly don't need my light anymore."

OR

Gandalf: "This isn't the right path, and there's a Balrog to boot! Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

OR

Gandalf: "Wow, you big."
Balrog: "Don't say that! I'm very sensitive about my weight."

[HerenIstarion]

Aragorn: Do you suppose we should not have let him smoke all that weed back in the Hall of Mazarbul?
Boromir: Yeah, right. What d'ya reckon is he seeing this time?
Aragon: Dunno, he kept shouting about pursuing orks and cave trolls all the way down.
Boromir: As we could hear anything... Must be something bigger this time, the way he jumps and shouts there...
Aragorn: Oh, I'll better go and get him before he throws himself off
Boromir: You better do that

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Apparently, that is Saruman the White... uncloaked! :eek:

OR

Gandalf: Come on, just a few more steps! You can do it!

Balrog: NO! I can't do it! It's too high up!

Gandalf: This is the last time I let Frodo talk me into teaching circus tricks.

[wilwarin538]

The Balrog's mouth falls open in horror at the sight of the giant hobbit standing behind Gandalf.

[Mithalwen]

Question:

Whose last words were "Lawks a mercy, my bottom's on fire!"?

a The Balrog of Moria
b Joan of Arc
c Feanor

[Oddwen]

Bill the Balrog: No no no Gandalf, left foot, then right foot!

[CaptainofDespair]

The lone member of the Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked Fanclub has finally caught up to his idol, only to have his autograph request denied.

[the guy who be short]

Gandalf: Oh. That's a shame.
Balrog: What? *roaaaaaaar*
Gandalf: Oh, cut it out, you're not a real Balrog. Balrogs are meant to be flame wreathed in shadow, not vice versa. *Turns his back and walks off muttering*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Yes, outrageous ponytails do rock; but it's mighty annoying when they get caught on, say, a bridge.

[davem]

Gandalf seeks to impress the rest of the Fellowship with his new novelty lighter....

OR

Gandalf reflects for a moment on the wisdom of trying to sneak the Fellowship across the Bridge without paying the toll.....

[Bêthberry]

Gandalf: "I tought I saw a puddy tat. I did, I did. I did see a puddy tat."

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The Fellowship learned why there hung a sign "flammable" around the balrog's neck.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Generic Balrog: Leave him, Bill, he's not worth it

Bill (the Balrog): NO! He has to face the consequences!

Gandalf: All I said was it must be hard for Balrogs to take a shower.

[Encaitare]

Minimum waaaaaaage -- YAH!

[The Saucepan Man]

Gandalf: You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ... You cannot pass! ... pzzft ...

Frodo: Great, the Gandalf decoy seems to be working. Come on fools, let's fly!

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf: "Oh maaan, I didn't know the Crazy World of Arthur Brown (http://www.arthurbrownmusic.com/) were still touring?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Balrog: My theme tune is so much better than yours!

Gandalf: Is not!

Balrog: Is to!

[the guy who be short]

Gandalf wonders how the Dwarrowdelf could have been sealed off for centuries, and still have enough oxygen to support and army of Orcs, and still have enough oxygen for an eternally combusting Balrog. Funny, aint it?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: OH! So that's why you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave!

OR

Balrog: For the last time! Tom Bombadill can't be a Maiar! I'm a Maiar, I should know!

Gandalf: Shut up you! Your not supposed to even have wings!

Balrog: Oh you had to bring that up didn't you!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gandalf couldn't help but be impressed by Pippin's Hallowe'en costume.


or...


Glom the Giant soon realised that fire was dangerous.

[Gil-Galad]

Balrog: Gandalf...I am your father!

Gandalf: noooooooooo! Daddy!!!!

~or~


Balrog: Theres something you should know about us

Gandalf: whats that?

Balrog: i am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate

Gandalf: what does that make us?

Balrog: absolutely nothing

[Encaitare]

Balrog: If you so much as think of uncloaking yourself here... *waves whip menacingly*

or

Balrog: Ph34r my 1337 skillz.

or

Gandalf: All your bridge are belong to us.

[the guy who be short]

Fortunately, due to the large amount of shadow surrounding him, the Balrog couldn't quite make out where exactly Gandalf was, leaving him perfectly safe as long as he didn't move.
He moved.

[wilwarin538]

Balrog: New pic or else!

http://www.vgcity.com/~media/lotrkingpc/lotrkingpc5.jpg

Gandalf prepares to do a cheesy matrix move.