Crazy Captions

[The Elf-warrior]

Pippin: "Do you ever get tired of being a tree?"

[Gil-Galad]

Treebeard: did you hear? i'm making a guest apperance on Gilmore Girls!

Pippin: do you even know what that show is?

Treebeard:err...yea! i'm playing that young girls new boyfriend that drives a motorcycle and gets into fights, but hes good inside...

[Gil-Galad]

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=45

The Audience of Star Wars III will be shocked when Legolas makes a guest apperance yelling "I have the Power!" thus ruining three great Media Acheivements.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Legolas hoped that his light signals would trick the Fell Beasts into landing so that he could shoot them more conveniently.

[lord of dor-lomin]

Orlando Bloom's disasterous 2001 audition for the part of Anakin Skywalker.

Lucas: Umm... what's with the long hair and pointy ears?

Bloom: I think it'd be awesome if Anakin was an elf!

Lucas: Next!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas thought himself fortunate in the casting for a human (or Elf) Bowling ally... He was the Strike sign.

[TPotSS]

No, no. He wasn't trying out for the part of Anakin. That was his audition for the part of Orlando Calrissian. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

No, no. He wasn't trying out for the part of Anakin. That was his audition for the part of Orlando Calrissian.

Or is that just how he dresses at home? :p

[Formendacil]

Upon trying out his first set of swords from Gondolin, Legolas finds himself between an ork horde on one side and a Warg horde on the other. (A little known fact is that swords from Gondolin glow green in the presence of Wargs.)

[Lalwendë]

Thranduil: "Legolas, son, just put the fluorescent tubes down will you? This will be the third DIY shop we've been banned from in one day if you don't stop playing silly beggars."

[Meela]

Legolas practises for his new job as a traffic attendant in Moria.

[Ainaserkewen]

Maybe he really sucked at being a prince, eh Meela? Had to try another career.

[The Only Real Estel]

The stunts PJ wanted Legolas to pull off during the movies seemed to be going just a tad bit to far...

[Lalwendë]

it's a little known piece of pop trivia that Legolas was an extra in Adam & The Ants' Prince Charming video.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas Showed his disapproval to the new costume.

[narfforc]

Legolas: I knew if I lived long enough they would improve my fighting knives, all I need now is for you to show me the way to those Metal Mumaks.

[Esgallhugwen]

Legolas: Which do like better? The blue or the green?

or

Legolas despite all his acrobatic skill just couldn't get the hang of the moves to the YMCA song.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: This X means that we need a new picture!

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Pippin%20y%20Merry2.jpg

Merry: My Balloon! Its Gone!!

[Lalwendë]

Just a few days later Merry, who had never left the shores of Middle Earth, was at the dinner table and started behaving oddly. Driven by an inner force, he snatched up the the entire bowl of mashed taters and created a model of the Devil's Tower, Wyoming.

[The Saucepan Man]

Merry: I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Pip.

[Mithalwen]

No one at the Green Dragon would ever believe their tale of being by abducted by aliens...

[Boromir88]

Legolas pic:

Legolas was jealous upon hearing that Saruman got a part in the new Star Wars Episodes II and III, he decides to try out.

Merry/Pippin pic:

Merry was so distracted he did not notice the drooling, mutant zombie closing in right behind him.

[Ainaserkewen]

Treebeard: I really don't like Merry and Pippin, I'll tell you about the Entwives if you can sneak me outta here.

Quickbeam: Sure, hang on...Hey Merry!

Merry: What?

Quickbeam: Look at that!

Merry: What is it? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon...Hey is that it? Naw...

Pippin: (coming up behind him) Hey Merry, can I look too?

Merry: Sure, but it'll cost ya.

Pippin: My wallet's in the car, I mean...in my pocket.

Merry: He is so stupid, and now back to the looking.

(Treebeard and Quickbeam sneak away.)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Merry and Pippin see their hopes and dreams go up in smoke as, on the night they were supposed to march on Isengard, Treebeard 'accidentally' gets extremely drunk.

[SamwiseGamgee]

The sight of Treebeard relieving himself was far from pleasant.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry got worried after he found out that pippin had arranged Ent wrestling.

[Formendacil]

Merry and Pippin get their first sight of an Entwife...

[Meela]

The Ents give an enthusiastic display of their morris dancing skills.

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "Merry, should we be worried that a giant, scary flying creature that nobody's ever seen before has just picked up Frodo and the Ring and is taking them to Mordor?"

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Staring in astonished disbelief as the ents complete their annual sap-collecting ritual, Merry and Pippen vow to never again eat syrup on their flapjacks.

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry and Pippin discovered the only other hobbit who had set foot in Fangorn, Bulfo Brakehurst, who had apparently been hitting the Ent Draught to hard during his time there.

[Encaitare]

Merry and Pippin were staring so intently at whatever they were intently staring at that they didn't notice the armies of killer fake trees sneaking up behind them.

[Gil-Galad]

The Hobbits shocked and apalled after they saw Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!

[Ainaserkewen]

The Hobbits shocked and apalled after they saw Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED! I think you'd get just such a rainbow of expressions if it were to actually happen.


Merry: (slowly) Where's my cottage?

[Lhunardawen]

Merry and Pippin look up in awe and horror as they see a glimpse of Treebeard in pyromania mode.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Merry: Is it me, or did that tree just wink at me?

Pippin: No, I think it winked at me.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Horror set in as Merry realised that, during a drunken stupor, he had told Treebeard that one of his favourite things to do was to burn plants in a small pipe... :smokin:

[Bywaters]

One hour before the picture was taken...

Pippin: I would give anything for a whiff of Old Toby.
Merry: Whats this? * finds a barrel of Long Bottom Leaf * I dont believe it!
Pippin: Finest pipe weed in the South Farthing!

Merry and Pippin issue forth their pipes and have a good old smoke...
Back to present time.

Pippin: Merry look! That tree over there, it just moved!
Merry: Dont be so silly Pip!
Pippin: LOOK! It's moving!
Merry: I dont believe it!
Pippin: We definitely smoke too much!!!
Merry: I dont think that was just Long Bottom Leaf.
Pippin: No, neither do I. I've got the munchies, pass me the lembas...
:D

[Esgallhugwen]

Merry: What do you mean the tree behind us has a startling resemblance to the tree in Sleepy Hollow*?
Pippin: Where's Sleepy Hollow?
Merry: I don't know but it's making me sleepy.

*The Movie of course

[SamwiseGamgee]

Merry and Pippin realise that the strain of there being no entwives is taking its toll on the ents.

[Lalwendë]

Merry: "Wow! I don't believe it!"

Pippin: "Don't believe what?"

Merry: "Even Ents get white carrier bags stuck in their branches!"

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Unfortunately neither possibility works, Boromir - try again...

[Mithalwen]

Still reckons you are a thief, Boromir... :eek:

[Boromir88]

Ah drat, I found this nice site with frame-by-frame captures but everyone seems to be having a problem with it (except me). So I'll just back to my webcrawler like I've done in the past...

Enchanted voice from above speaks to the hobbits and transmits a a new pic...
http://scd.mm-b.yimg.com/image/153874014
Eomer: Give me your money, dork.

[Mithalwen]

From the Rohan Skin Cancer Awareness campaign...

Grima: SPF 50

Eomer: SPF 2 (when ski-ing)

[Meela]

Grima holds back his laughter at the sight of the "Kick Me" sign on Eomer's back.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eomer: Seriously, stick your hair up you’re nose and Eyowin will go nuts for you!

Grima: Are you sure?

Eomer: Yes, now go! *Snigger*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The kids are unhappy upon realising there'll be no dessert.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Eomer: Quickly, my darling. We shall slip out now and nobody shall notice.
Grima: Yes, honeybunch. To my chambers.

[Lalwendë]

The first rule of travel on the Edoras Underground. No matter how close you have to stand to your fellow passengers, never look them in the eye.

[Gil-Galad]

Eomer: listen i told you before and i'll tell you again, i do not want Green Eggs and Ham, i will not eat it in a box, i will not eat it with a fox.

[THE Ka]

(Merry and Pippin Picture)

Though it was noted that in Fangorn everything was a freakishly twisted fate of biology, Merry and Pippin were only really convinced when they stumbled upon the legendary 50 meter tall Longbottom leaf tree.

~ Ka

[The Only Real Estel]

Eomer: "Grima, who is that strange looking man?"

Grima: "You mean the one holding the sign that reads 'I am the Phantom, Bow to Me'?"

[Evisse the Blue]

Merry and Pip pic:

Pippin: Merry, I don't think it's such a good idea to pick a fight with someone 20 times your size...
Merry: But it stole my teddy bear!!

Eomer and Grima pic:
Eomer: Eowyn, how many times do I have to tell you: Knock before you enter the toilet!

[The Only Real Estel]

Grima tried to buy his baddies some more time to save him from Eomer with the old "Look! There's a hot blonde girl behind you!" trick, but for some reason, it only enraged Eomer more...

[Maeggaladiel]

Eomer was swiftly growing tired of the Rohirrim's immature pranks.
Eomer- Okay... Which one of you guys taped the giant fishhook to Grima's face?

[THE Ka]

My brain has alerted me that it's time for a new picture...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/figwitfiles_2.JPG

Finally, Figwit saw his chance and upon that moment wished to put his opinion into the arguement - sadly though, he was stamped out by his clumbersome friend and the taser that elrond had just shot into his bottom...


~ A Ka

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

#47 - Elves are actually very sticky.

[SamwiseGamgee]

As he stood in some of Boromir's horse's crap, a varied and colourful list of things ran through his mind. Unfortunately only one word made it out.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

They both saw... you guessed it... Gandalf the grey uncloaked...

OR

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts...

[Nimrodel_9]

Fight Breaks-out At the Council

On 9 Astron, according to the Shire calendar, disaster struck when an elf spit on the hand of a man, resulting in a chaotic fight. The culprit fled the scene and his whereabouts are unknown. 2 elves are pressing charges from a bloody nose and a broken finger...

[the phantom]

This is just a taste of the craziness you'll see in the all new Elves Gone Wild collection! Order yours today.

[Oddwen]

It seems that even Elves have their Gríma Wormtongues...

[Ainaserkewen]

#47 - Elves are actually very sticky. And androgenous it seems...they look like girls to me, are we sure they're not Arwen's hand maidens?

This is just a taste of the craziness you'll see in the all new Elves Gone Wild collection! Order yours today. No, no, no, no and no! Because, dear sir, that would open the floor to a lot more inappropriate captions for this particular picture! (Emoticon strike: Shocked expression)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

The Elves see Elrond without makeup . . . and Prozac.

[Gil-Galad]

The debating at the council was going very strict for the first couple hours, then a little hobbit voice perked up....... 'Mosh Pit!'

[Lhunardawen]

Eomer and Grima pic:

Grima is rescued from Eomer the Bully by...Eowyn??? :eek:

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry and Pippin picture:

Merry: "Isn't Treebeard's singing incredible?"

Pippin: "Nope! I can sing better when I'm so drunk I couldn't tell a hawk from a handsaw."

CoE picture:

Two young Elves break into the Council to announce that they have decided to name their new rabbit Bigwig.

[Meela]

Elrond's disciplinary method consisted of, literally, a boot up the backside. The Elves just wished he wouldn't wear the boots with the pointed toes.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

This year's winner of Rivendale's Bicentennial Elven Beauty Contest responds to the announcement of his/her (?) triumph with jubilation while the first runner-up expresses his/her dismay.

(The first runner-up was sure that (s)he had it in the bag this time since the winner had won the contest 200 hundred years ago and also 200 years before that!)

[Gil-Galad]

Tired of getting mixed up between Vulcans and themselves, they decided to show their true emotions..... as hard punk rockers that want to Rock and Roll all night and party EVERyday...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elves: Its time to move on... to a new picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/smeag.jpg

Smeagol: Note to self; 'Cheating at poker is not a good idea when against a dragon.'

EDIT: Sorry 'bout that Folks. I did not know it was blocked until someone told me.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

A lonely and frustrated Elrond browses the internet at nite, and to his eternal horror, stumbles upon his daughter's secret website...

[Mithalwen]

#47 - Elves are actually very sticky.


Genius!


Elladan and Elrohir have just been grounded .........

[THE Ka]

And androgenous it seems...they look like girls to me, are we sure they're not Arwen's hand maidens?

No, no, no, no and no! Because, dear sir, that would open the floor to a lot more inappropriate captions for this particular picture! (Emoticon strike: Shocked expression)

Hmm... Oh, well. Fidwit deserved some barrowdowns air-time. Seriously, the poor thing just doesn't realize how interesting he really is...

Okay, well let's just say their both blissfully unaware of how diffused of specific genderized orientation that they really are... Not in a legolas way, mind you...

Hmm... What a tizzy! :confused:

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For the arwen blocked-picture...
After trying all he could to get to Arwen, Aragorn tries a 'back-door' approach and is once again defeated by Elrond's no-mortal-electronic-woeing firewall...

~Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sorry 'bout that folks. I did not realise the image was blocked until people started pointing it out. Here, accept these piles of Gold for the trouble.

[Encaitare]

Smeagol regrets letting Grima give him an a la Theoden extreme makeover.

[THE Ka]

Sorry 'bout that folks. I did not realise the image was blocked until people started pointing it out. Here, accept these piles of Gold for the trouble.

Oh, it is quite fine! I think we enjoyed it anyway... Or, at least I did... :)

~ Ka

[Fingolfin II]

After Aragorn's passing, Arwen became more distraught than even Elrond had predicted.

[THE Ka]

Gollum tries out for the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue...


~ Copyrighted Ka

[Meela]

After being converted by Sam's recipes in Ithilien, Smeagol attempts to cook his own fish stew, only to find that it literally blew up in his face.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Eowyn was beginning to regret having gotten into a drinking competition with Gimli.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Thanks for the gold Hookbill, you rule! :)

As for the pic....


Bilbo realises that he's getting too old for all this partying.

[Firefoot]

After receiving two black eyes, numerous broken bones, and other various injuries, Gollum realizes that perhaps he should stop skydiving without a parachute.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Thank'ee Eomer. More Gold ye shall receive for your kind words.

Gollum refused to cut down on coffee and cheese before bed time.

[Lalwendë]

After crawling from the scrum, Smeagol decides he is not cut out to join the Anduin Anacondas rugby squad.

[Mithalwen]

Gollum thought that maybe he should have just paid the London congestion charge rather than taking the cunning detour via Harad

[SamwiseGamgee]

It'd be a long time before Gollum posted any more defamatory remarks about wargs at The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread! :D

[elronds_daughter]

After many weeks, Gollum suddenly realized that travelling in the desert does tend to make one look rather ragged.

[Oddwen]

Behold! Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!

[Esgallhugwen]

Gollum pic-

And this boys and girls is what happens when you pollute your bodies with drugs.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

That'll teach Gollum to travel Australia without sunscreen!

[narfforc]

Gollum to Mrs Gollum: Hellooo my schweeetness.
Mrs Gollum: Dont give me that you drunken slob, you said you were only going for one, you didn`t say that you meant one week.
Gollum: Wherse the toilet, I think I`m gonna puke.

[Bywaters]

Maybe he's born with it?
Maybe it's ...

:rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gollum: New... picture... pleeeeaasss..s..s.s.. precious...

http://www.myprecious.us/files/wallpaper/davis_hobbits_800.jpg

Merry: Now, the map said, down the road, turn left at the old tree, avoid nazgûl valley... where are we now?

Frodo: ... erm...

[Meela]

Merry: And whose idea was it to trade our last mushrooms for directions from that blind, mad Hobbit who was clearly as lost as we are?

Frodo & Sam: Pippin's.

[narfforc]

Frodo: Where has Sam gone?

Pippin: I haven`t a clue.

Merry: Me neither.

Sam: I hope they don`t catch me running off with the food.

[THE Ka]

Just when it seemed as freaky as it could be, Merry notices that they have been sold off and used as promotional material...

~ Ka

[Formendacil]

Merry to Frodo: "What do these white runes to my left say? They aren't tengwar."

Frodo: "I don't know, they aren't dwarf-runes either. Maybe they're the letters of Mordor."

Sam: "Look at Mr. Pippin, sir! I think the Mordor-letters got him."

[Boromir88]

Merry: What's this...Castle Auuuuggghhh?

Sam: Huh?

Merry: It says....Castle Auuuugghhh. Maybe he wrote it when he was dying.

Frodo: Uhh, guys?

Sam: Oh please, who would bother writing "Auuuugghhhh!" He'd just say it.

Merry: Look, I'm just reading what it's saying.

Pippin: Maybe he was dictating.

Frodo: OOOOAAAAH!

Merry: No, no, no, see it says "auuughhh!" From the back of the throat.

Frodo: No, I mean "OOOAAAH!" as in surprise and alarm.

Merry: Oh so you mean "AHHH!"

Frodo: Yes, AHHHH!

[Mithalwen]

Merry: Unusual growth you've got there? What happened?

LOTR Logo: Dunno but it started with a boil on my bottom...

[Encaitare]

Pippin greatly regrets having that sixth corn dog.

or....

Merry accuses the logo of pouring Frodo's special secret-formula eyedrops all over his vest. You know, the ones that make things have such vivid color it's next to impossible:

Merry: Curse you, logo! Frodo's going to have a fit!
Logo: I didn't do nothin'.
Merry: Gah! Double negative makes a positive! *Narrows eyes* So you did do it!
Logo: Once again my tongue betrays me!

[The Only Real Estel]

Already frightened enough, Frodo freaks out further and Pippin snaps when Merry stars chanting, "Logo, Logo, in the Sky. Who'll be the first of us to die?"

[The Elf-warrior]

Smeagol suffers the worst thing that happened to him before he lost his Precious, getting kicked out of the PGA, the Pumpkin Growers Association. Smeagol: "And we wept, precious. Murderer they called us. Gollum, Gollum!"

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: the Nazgul are around us what do we do?

Sam: we should draw them out and fight them here! we can take him!

Merry: see Sam, and you wonder why we dimiss from the meetings early...

Pippin: oh oh oh!.....Marco!

Sam, Frodo and Merry looked blindly at Pippin

4th Nazgul: yes?

Pippin: no no no, your suppose to say Polo!

6th Nazgul: somebody say my name?

Witch-King: ha my name's better.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Our heroes are shocked (even Pippin) upon arriving in Bree's notorious red-light district.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Frodo: Sam Gamgee, if I turn round and that's your hand on my backside murder will be done!

[Maeggaladiel]

F- This could be it, lads.
M- Who would have thought we would have ended up like this, being torn limb from limb by the evil hordes of the zombie undead!
P- There are too many! We're gonna die!
S- GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN! We gotta stay strong!
F- *sniff* Mommie!

*Scene from the horror movie "When Hobbit Fangirls Attack." *

[Nimrodel_9]

This isn't Rivendell!!!

[THE Ka]

Time for a new picture, let's stroll on shall we and look at this piece of art...

http://www.star.niu.edu/features/winter_movie_preview/movies/the_two_towers.jpg

Run!!! It's Elrond in his Green Mitzi dress!!!

~ Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn saw... Gandalf... the... grey... un... cloaked...

OR

A spear in the foot is no laughing matter.

[Nimrodel_9]

The fiend has been found! This time he struck at a Helm's Deep where Aragorn was protecting the women and children from Saruman's army. The elf grabbed a spear from a nearby man and stabbed it into to Aragorn's foot. He then fled the scene and again, his whereabouts are unknown. If you have any information on where the culprit is, or why he is on this terrible rampage, please call 1-800-555-ORCS... :p

[The Only Real Estel]

Hobbit pic: As the blackriders closed in, Sam & Pippin discovered the wonder that is being to drunk to care.

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn: "Argh! Damn short-sighted Elf! That was not your quiver you just shoved that arrow into, it was my trousers!"

[Esgallhugwen]

Hobbit pic:

Merry: I think I smell something
Sam: Dear Eru, what is that?
Frodo: I don't know but it smells worse then Shelob's lair.
*They all look to Pippin*
Pippin: Look over there, a Black Rider!

Aragorn pic:

Aragorn yelling at Elrond: "See, I told you not to call him Ralph!"

or

It was a splendid guys night out until a certain Elven maiden decided to stop by.....

Aragorn: Quick you fools! Run, hide, Arwen is coming and I can't let her know I'm having a good time!

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn: stand men of... oh screw this, SAVE YOURSELVES!

[Naz]

Aragorn: I'm stuck!

:p

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Since he obviously does not shower, Aragorn has taken to doing his singing in the heat of battle.

w00t! 1800 posts. :D

[Shelob]

Aragorn: Run Away! Run Away!

A Famous Historian: Defeat at the castle seems to have uttery disheartned Aragorn...The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise and Aragorn became convinced that a new strategy was required if the Quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion.

[Oddwen]

In an heroic effort, Aragorn attempts to push Wilhelm the elf out of the path of an arrow - and right off the Deeping Wall.

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn and his mates pogo onto the dance floor with great gusto as the refrain of Teenage Kicks starts up.

[Lhunardawen]

Aragorn - and the rest of the Elves - saw Arwen...without makeup!!!

OR

Being stepped on by an Elf, no matter what people say about their light steps, is still no laughing matter.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: BAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!

[The Only Real Estel]

The elf that joined all of us in celebrating that Arwen would not be at Helm's Deep was soon set upon by Aragorn.

[Meela]

This elf knows from experience to get out of the way when Aragorn starts using his killer golf swings on the enemy.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Showing an utter lack of tenderness or decency, Aragorn yawns in derision as his comrade gets impaled.

[Maeggaladiel]

The Helm's Deep Three-Legged Race ended in bloodshed as the orc team accused the Human-Elf team of cheating.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

In a desparate attempt at obtaining first place, Aragorn has just finished pushing his elven competitor out of the way in the "Cereal Throwing-Catching It In Your Mouth" contest.

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn bawls with sheer frustration as that pesky pushy Elf gets his hands on the Ripporff sofa on offer at just 15 ducats, in the frenzy that was the opening night of the Minas Tirith IKEA.

[Mithalwen]

[
A spear in the foot is no laughing matter.

But a bow in "the Shire" is even less amusing.....

[Mithalwen]

Aragorn was gobsmacked when he saw a police box appear at Helm's Deep

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn inadvertently voices his appreciation for the ten pints of Warg Bolter he has supped at the Helm's Deep 112th Beer Festival, while his Elven pal, not used to such a gassy ale, makes a dash for the portaloo...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: NOOOO One expects the Spanish inquisition!

[Formendacil]

Aragorn catches Elladan reading a draft of a love letter to Arwen...

[Bywaters]

Aragorn: I'm gonna sneeze!

Elf misses out on a good spanking from Aragorn's Cricket bat due to an infortunate/fortunate tickle to the nose from an arrows feather.

[SamwiseGamgee]

My gardener senses are tingling, a new picture is at hand, methinks.
http://tiscali.cz/ente/images/5/5/7/2/557206.jpg
It would be fair to say that Arwen did not age well.

[Maeggaladiel]

Like other reptiles, the Rohirric King sheds his skin as he grows larger. Huge Theoden-shaped peelings can be found lying around a Rohirric King's nest in the spring months.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The effect of seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

OR

Theoden: Friends... Roherirum... countrymen... Lend me you’re skin! Mine is falling off.

[Meela]

Theoden enjoyed spending quality time with his niece, but there was a limit as to how many all-night raves at the Wild Stallion he could take.

Or

Theoden vows never to borrow Grima's moisturiser again.

[The Only Real Estel]

King Theoden of Rohan is the only example of the complicated case of fourth-degree sunburn known to man.

[THE Ka]

Theoden didn't find mondays enjoyable, though Tuesdays could hold some surprises...

or...

Theoden had been having a rough day, and it seemed that his thoughts had really caught up with him...

~Ka

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"My name is Theoden, and I am hopelessly addicted to horse tranquilisers."

[Gil-Galad]

Theoden: Its glandular... :smokin:

[malkatoj]

Mmmm...brains.....

[elronds_daughter]

In the harsh light of day, Theoden realizes that perhaps he hasn't gotten quite enough Vitamin D....

[Nimrodel_9]

After being called "The-Grouchy-Old-Coot-With-he-Eybrows," Elrond really let himself go.

[Naz]

Aragorn was gobsmacked when he saw a police box appear at Helm's Deep

XD!!!!!!!!!! Would that police box happen to be blue? ~ ^

[Esgallhugwen]

Old Man Winter didn't take to summer too well.

or

What the brave Men and Elves were running from in the last picture.

[Oddwen]

Gandalf: Hail, Théoden King!
Theo: Will...you...scratch...my...nose?

Or...

Treebeard: It's happened at last! I'm a real boy! O, thank you Blue Wizard!

[Nimrodel_9]

I hate Mondays.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Ten years into the Fourth Age, Eomer had to concede that hiring Merry and Pippin at 'mate's rates' to do the enbalming of Theoden was a grave error on his part.

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden at the annual Edoras Halloween party: "Too long I’ve been parched with thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. Too long, uh, erm, how did those bloody lines go?"

[Fingolfin II]

Separated at Birth: Theoden and the King of the Dead.

[Anguirel]

Kings! Worn out after a long day's ruling? We have the solution here at Barad Dur Rejuvenation Enterprises. You'll feel like nothing can get you down. (Small print: except hobbits, angsty women and jewelery.)

Don't ring us-we'll Ring you!

[Gil-Galad]

The after effects....many thought that seeing Gandalf uncloaked was only at first sighting, but the effect stays forever

[Lalwendë]

King Theoden gets a bad case of the 'Hairy Hands Syndrome' and is sent to St Clabbert's Old Folks' Home.*



*This one's for Father Ted fans... :)

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden tried to drop subtle hints to Eomer that he was not in favor of Eomer's latest women friend.

[Ainaserkewen]

The human equivalent of a pickle.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Santa Claus was never quite the same after being tortured by Melkor.

[Mithalwen]

Theoden "Alternative comedy? Alternative comedy? You call an exploding Warg bladder alternative comedy?"

[Nimrodel_9]

Theoden: Can we have a new pic?...Please?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_caradhras_1.JPG

Ah! Must... fix... washing... machine!!! :eek:

[Gil-Galad]

*Plot twist*

Gandalf winds up in the Balrogs stomach to make a startiling discovery, Durins-Bane is a constant acholholic

[SamwiseGamgee]

Gandalf realised he was probably too old to be going to Merry and Pippin's foam party.

[Oddwen]

What really happened when Gandy fell from the Bridge of Khazad-dum:

Saruman: Do you hear that, Gandalf? Those are the Shrieking Eels. They always sound the loudest before they feed on human flesssssssh.

Or...

How Gandalf the Grey really became Gandalf the White: Bubble Bath!

[The Only Real Estel]

After straying out of thought and time, Gandalf discovered it really wasn't all that bad once he'd found the unlimited 'bubbly'. In fact, he was beginning to wonder whether he should even bother to meet the Three Hunters in Fangorn or just stay where he was...

[Gil-Galad]

Luckily Gandalf stopped the Washing Machine in time before he became Gandalf the faded Purple

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Everyone was so fed up of seeing Gandalf the grey uncloaked, that they got their revenge! :D

OR

Gandalf: When I asked for that ale with a lot of head, I didn't expect this!

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

The real outcome of the battle on the peak of Caradhras was pure luck. It was so foggy the Balrog just fell over the edge while Gandalf still was looking for his sword.

[Evisse the Blue]

Theoden pic:
The effect of hearing 'Dragostea din tei' one too many times.

Gandalf pic:
Gandalf advertises for Colgate:
"When you just can't get enough of that minty freshness!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Sauron took advantage in the War of the Ring, by unleashing the demon porridge upon his foes.

[Meela]

The secret's out: Caradhras is in fact a giant meringue.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Regaining consciousness buried amidst a huge pile of ice-cream, Gandalf wonders just what the hell kind of stag night Aragorn had invited him to.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf thought he was a shoe-in to win the "Longest Beard" contest... but he had to admit he was beaten hands down this year.

[The Saucepan Man]

Gandalf: Heeelp meeee! I'm meeeelting ...

[Gil-Galad]

The Hobbits hoped Gandy got the point when they dumped SHaving Cream all over him...Beards are out!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: I think this mass load of complaints is telling us we need a new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Sword.jpg

Frodo: We don’t need to pay expensive hospital bills to have you're tonsils removed, Bilbo. This Sword will do the job fine.

[Encaitare]

Bilbo discreetly felt for the mace* he had concealed in his vest in case Frodo should suddenly go mad and attack him.

*I mean, of course, the kind that comes in a can -- nothing Grond-like at all. ;)

[Lalwendë]

Frodo: "Now that's a knife!"

Bilbo: "I don't know how many more times I can stand to hear that line from Crocodile Dundee. I wish I'd never given him the thing."

[Boromir88]

Special kudos to those who guess what movie(s) this is from, and more for those who can guess the character, or actor who played him.

Bilbo: You stabbed me! You stabbed me right in the side!...If you could toss me some anti-bacterial cream, the metal has gone through the skin...

Hint: Of course I've altered the wording to suit my own purposes, but for the most part the quote is from the movie(s).

Himt 2: No it is not from Monty Python or Princess Bride. :p

[Meela]

Bilbo adds the finishing touches to his great masterpiece: the Life-Size Frodo with Slash-n-Stab Action.

Bilbo: It's aliiiiive!

Frodo: *slash, stab*

Bilbo: Looks like I won't be for much longer...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: What do they feed you in this place? I mean, look what I found in your intestine!

[SamwiseGamgee]

Bilbo: I'm holding it. Now just do it!
Frodo: But... why... you... you've gone mad, uncle Bilbo.
Bilbo: Listen, sonny, I am not insane, just chop it off!
Frodo: But it's your left nipple. Why?
Bilbo: I have my reasons...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Bilbo reels in bemusement as Frodo reveals his plans to start an armed uprising in Gondor.



*on an aside, why are the candles lit?

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: woops sorry

bilbo: its only a flesh wound


(poor adaptaion i know)

[Mithalwen]

Frodo is initiated into a middle Earth precursor to Freemasonry:

Bilbo: "Watch - if someone does this when you raise your sword, you know they are one of us....

[Ainaserkewen]

Frodo: This is perfect! Now the other kids won't bug me...


(If those crazy editors from Pointless Waste of Time were here they'd say something like...

Editor: There's yet another phallic symbol...)

[The Saucepan Man]

Bilbo: Now my lad, if you can cut through all of these candles on my shoulder without hitting my neck, I'll give you the Mithril Coat too.

[Oddwen]

Frodo: For seventeen years we have suffered. Now our suffering can end. Guide my sword, Uncle Bilbo, guide my sword.

Bilbo: Pointy end goes in foe, repeat if necessary.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Glancing at Sting, Frodo finally understands how, after years of working together, a man begins to take on characteristics of his weapon. What he can't understand is why Bilbo is glowing with no orcs in sight.

Boro: It's from Austin Powers, can't remember which, but where Dr. Evil pushes the chair button and the engineer falls into the firey pit. He's very badly burned, but still alive. And then, "You shot me! You shot me right in the arm, why did you shoot me?" :)

[The Elf-warrior]

Frodo: "Hail Gurthang, iron of death, thou alone now remainest!"

Bilbo: "What about your uncle Bilbo? I didn't give you that sword to play with, now stop it."

[Nimrodel_9]

Bilbo: Ouch! You didn't have to poke me with it!

Frodo: Well, I had to see if it was still sharp somehow! :p

[Boromir88]

Feanor, that is correct :) . Also, the second part "the metal has gone through the skin..." I took from the second movie when he fell off the cliff. "Could you toss me some anti-bacterial cream, the bone has gone through the skin. I think it is broken..."

Oh, and it's Mustafa played by the very funny Will Ferell, good job Fea.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Bilbo: "I said no cameras!"



....because he's looking right at us.....O nevermind.

[Bywaters]

Frodo: Sword of omens, give me sight beyond sight!

[Maeggaladiel]

Bilbo: Sting was under my mattress...? So THAT'S why I always wake up with a stabbing pain in my back!

[Formendacil]

Frodo: "Sauron will not have forgotten this sword!"

OR

Frodo: "If by life or death I can save you, I will. You have my sword."

[The Only Real Estel]

Bibo: "Here you are Frodo, your very own sword, Sting. Those that want your Ring will glow with a goldish radiance when Sting is unsheathed."

*Glances at self*

Bilbo: "Er, um, I think I meant a bluish light, perhaps?"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Did you hear the one about the Hobbit who traded the One Ring for a sword, and then stabbed the other Hobbit, and took the Ring?

Bonus points for the TV scene that's stolen from! :)

[Nimrodel_9]

Frodo: Dang, that's a big steak knife!

[Evisse the Blue]

Middle Earth Mafia life:

Frodo: I wonder if this will give you an excuse to talk, old paps!
Bilbo: No, please! I swear I have no idea where the pipeweed is!

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: stand back! stop talking about the good old times! i'm warning you!

[Esgallhugwen]

Frodo: Really Bilbo, a bit of toothpaste will take the tarnish clean off this blade since your too cheap to buy the high quality stuff.

or

Bilbo: And when the housekeeper's come we'll teach them a lesson
Frodo: But Bilbo I don't really think they meant to forget to put the chocolate on your pillow
Bilbo: You only say that because you got one!!

[Nimrodel_9]

Frodo: You had better get a new pic soon! Don't make me do something you really don't want me to do!
Bilbo: Yes! Get him a new pic! Pleassse! :p

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_legolasboromir_moria_1.JPG

Boromir: Was it supposed to do that?

[Gil-Galad]

Boromir: that was cool

Legolas: that was cool! thats all you have to say? you launched the ring into the mountains, we set out to find it, we awoke 50 bajillion goblins! 20 cave trolls! a angry balrog! lost everyone that came with us and most probaly trapped here with a smelly dwarf and thats all you have to say! that was cool! anything else brainiac!

Boromir: lets do it again!

[Ainaserkewen]

Frodo: Dang, that's a big steak knife!
Bilbo: Sword.
Frodo: Whatever.

New Pic...

Legolas: See! I don't you my head is arrow-dynamic! Look at all these clean lines while all you can do is stand there with your messy hair.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: What is that thing?

Boromir: Oh, it usually begins by telling you how perfect your face is . . .

[Hookbill the Goomba]

New Pic:

Well, how are you supposed to react to exploding Hobbits?


(No more Gandalf the grey uncloaked, please! :p...)

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Legolas: "Well, lookie that...it dropped like a lead balloon!"

Boromir: "Yeah...who'da thunk it? Ya'da thought that balrog woulda made use of his wings!"

[Ainaserkewen]

Legolas: "Well, lookie that...it dropped like a lead balloon!"

Boromir: "Yeah...who'da thunk it? Ya'da thought that balrog woulda made use of his wings!"

Legolas: "Do Balrogs have wings?"

And thus it was started what they talked about until Boromir's death...and the debate still rages in their intellectual decendants today.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Boromir: I'm telling you, man, it is.
Legolas: I DO NOT have a receeding hairline!

[Mithalwen]

Hookbill the Goomba :

Well, how are you supposed to react to exploding Hobbits?


"£$£$$%$^ - we were supposed to put his ring into the fire, Legolas"

[Meela]

Legolas: Gandalf will understand. It's not as though you meant to push Aragorn and any scrap of evidence that he had a claim to the throne of Gondor into that fiery pit.

Boromir: Oh, er... of course not...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: Zulus, thousands of them...

Boromir: I think you mean Orcs.

Legolas: ... Shut up!... wait till you see the whites of there eyes boys.

Boromir: But their eyes are yellow.

Legolas: ... :(

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Legolas chastises the Hobbits for messing about with pepper spray and getting it in someone's eyes....

[Nimrodel_9]

What really happened after Gandalf's death.
Legolas: Wow. He's still falling.
Boromir: Go, Gandy! Go! :p

[Formendacil]

Legolas and Boromir are shocked to find out what the Internet REALLY thinks about them...

Boromir: "What do they mean I hated Aragorn?"

Legolas: "What do they mean I'm a pretty nitwit?"

[Gil-Galad]

Legolas: i wove caramel

boromir: i wove caramel

*Aragorn walks by shaking his head*

Boromir and Legolas: we wove caramel!

[Boromir88]

Boromir: So Legolas, I hear you are an expert at skydiving. I bet you can't make this jump.

Legolas: Can to, I just don't have my equipment.

Boromir: An expert wouldn't need equipment, why just look at Gandalf there.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: Wow.

Baromir: Wow is right! We need a new picture.

Legolas: What?

http://www.daereth.diallink.net/movies/Bilbo.jpg

Bilbo's deteriorating health.
Bilbo: They're after me! But we're okay here, my cake and me! *maniacal laughter*

[Evisse the Blue]

Legolas and Boromir pic:
Boromir: What is that?? What is that thing, Legolas?!
Legolas: Oh no! It's the infmaous...Chinchilla!! :p

Bilbo pic:
When told that he would have to make a choice between his heir and his favourite cheese pie, Bilbo knew what he had to do... And not a single shred of remorse could be seen on his face as he watched his beloved Frodo set off on the carefully planned suicide mission to Mount Doom.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Robo-Bilbo, seeing the approach of the Dwarves and Gandalf, makes sure his exploding cakes are armed.

[The Only Real Estel]

Ahhh, the power of cheese.

[Meela]

Bilbo's armed and ready, should Lobelia ever choose to visit again...

[Maeggaladiel]

He lies in wait, the poisoned cookies in hand. THE RING WOULD BE HIS.
Frodo- (offstage) It sure was nice for uncle Bilbo to invite us over for tea and cookies!

[the phantom]

Bilbo: That dratted wizard. First he sends thirteen dwarves to take my ale, then he gets Frodo to take my ring, and then he lets the Sackville clan take my hobbit hole... but I'm NOT letting him take my CAKES!!

[Mithalwen]

Bilbo, in hiding from the ploughman whose lunch he stole...

[Formendacil]

"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

[The Only Real Estel]

But Frodo quickly drew back the Ring. To his distress and amazement he found that he was no longer looking at Bilbo; a shadow seemed to have fallen between them, and through it he found himself eyeing a stern, wrinkled creature with a hungry face, holding a large sponge cake.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

It occurred to Bilbo that this 'Khamul' figure was not actually too interested in afternoon tea.

[Lalwendë]

The annual Hobbiton village fete always included a much anticipated event: the cake competition. Bilbo's chief rival was Otho Sackville Baggins, who had won first prize for the past four years. "But not this year..." thought Bilbo, as he swapped Otho's delicious apple pie for a cat food fritter.

[The Only Real Estel]

Bilbo knew by now that whenever he happend to see the dwarves coming he should hide his favorite foods.

[Oddwen]

Eggs and ham for breakfast...and mind ya don't break 'em...blah-blah-blah...cram. Cram for them all!!

[Esgallhugwen]

Bilbo: Is it just me or does this door frame look crooked, that's the last time I ever let Pippin do my home renovations.

or

No one got away alive after stealing one of Uncle Bilbo's patented cream puffs.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Bilbo: Maybe I can distract that black chap with cake . . .

[Lalwendë]

"Some custard would be grand with this apple pie. But there won't be any custard for sale in the Shire for weeks. That confounded Lalwende bought it all to use in her nefarious custard-walking experiments."

[Mithalwen]

Hiding in the cupboard gave Bilbo the chance ot cheat on his cholesterol lowering diet...

[Lhunardawen]

Bilbo prepares his ultimate defense against the Nazgul's Black Breath: the good ol' pie-in-the-face.

[The Elf-warrior]

Lobelia went on a rampage with her umbrella when she realized that she was babbling at a wax work.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Bilbo is on the look-out for the neighbor's dog...gonna try the "stale muffin projectile" approach to make sure it doesn't do-do in his yard again.

[Gil-Galad]

Bilbo: aagh new picture!!!


http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2004/reviews/918989_20040429_screen002.jpg


Boromir: don't worry, everythings gonna be okay...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Look everyone, the Gondorians and orcs have put aside their defences to play "Giant Tennis"

[Maeggaladiel]

Gondorian- Look, all I said was that I didn't want to buy any Orc Scout Cookies! What's the worst they can do?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gondorian- Look, all I said was that I didn't want to buy any Orc Scout Cookies! What's the worst they can do?

Maeggaladiel, is this after they tried it at Orthank a couple of Pictures (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?p=381937#post381937) ago?

[Morsul the Dark]

gondorian..."wehres the cream fillling... Now thats the stuff hostess!"

[Meela]

Thus arose the timeless joke "how many Orcs does it take to change a beacon?"

[Nimrodel_9]

Mordor always had a really good parade.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir: I think we'd better cancel the rest of the night and call out the knights, the mosh pit is getting out of hand."

[Encaitare]

Gothmog: Hey! When did we go digital?

[The Only Real Estel]

Gothmog curses at the armies switch to digital, "Now I look even more lumpy than before!"

[Gil-Galad]

Saurons next greatest plague on Gondorians...lag...