Crazy Captions

[Shy Hobbit]

*sings* Everybody was kung fu fighting...

[Gorwingel]

Gimli (MC Hammer style): Can't touch this!

[ElvenSunSet9]

http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/pictures/ttt/caps/ttt165.jpg


Legolas: (thinking) I should've listened to Aragorn when he said not to smoke the athelas

...Lutheyn...


(hmmm if it dosn't work...heres the link http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/pictures/ttt/caps/ttt165.jpg
[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ]

[ February 04, 2003: Message edited by: ElvenSunSet9 ]

[Gorwingel]

ElvenSunSet9 your picture did not work at all I am sorry to say.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Here's a new one:
http://www.psy-strike.com/frodocr.jpg

[Diamond18]

Sam: "No, Mr. Frodo, I do not think that you should market your morning breath as a hair-styling gel."

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Somthing tolkien neglected to write...frodos 'canabalism' (sp?) phase?

was that any good? Nah...

[Tar-Palantir]

Sam: "Why won't my sword come loose?"

Frodo: "That's not a sword dear Sam, that's my...AAAHHHH!!"

smilies/evil.gif

[Helkahothion]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

Liked that one Tar-Palantir. Here's mine:

Sam: Do you believe that vampires excist Mr. Frodo?

Frodo:Hissssssssssssssss.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Airehiriel]

Frodo: (shouting) *bangs Sam's head on a rock after each word* How...many...times...have...I...told...you...to... shut...up...about...your...gaffer?!
I don't care what he'd say about this!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legolas Picture:
Killing fun! Like killing! GREAT, great, great...(dissolves into insane laughter.)
(Gimli from somewhere - I think we may need the men with the white coats! I think he's gone crazy!)

[ February 05, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Gorwingel]

Sam: Come on Frodo let's get to Mordor as quick as we can!
Frodo: You don't have to carry me all the way there, the ring is not going to possess me that quickly, ahhhh!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Frodo: SAM! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BATH WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!! YOU SMELL HORRIBLE!! YAAAAAH!!!

[dragoneyes]

The hobbits were getting desperate for food so Samwise bravely agreed to let Frodo have his arm.

[Diamond18]

Well, what about his legs? He doesn't need those, does he? Oooh, they look tasty.

[Helkahothion]

The legolas one,

Hello mister orc. Do you fancy a snack. Just say "AAAAAAHH" You can do that.

Strangly enough, the Orc says aaaaaaahh and Legolas impales him with an arrow.

Legolas: This is to easy, I think ill go surfing or something.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Airehiriel]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/blackgates.jpg

The unheard of giants?!

[ February 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Sauron: Ho ho ho! There's no way I can lose now! I got me some giants!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

*sam is just out of shot*
Sam: Frodo, are you really sure you want to go in there? Frodo?......... Mr. Frodo?????

*from a distance* Frodo: Are you insane? With a giant? Not likely. Gollums already two miles away from shock!

[Helkahothion]

HAHAHAHA good picture,

Here's mine:

Ancient elf: Okay, wich of you clowns painted that large statue and gave it a rifle? Now what will Frodo, Sam and Gollum think when they arrive?

Another Ancient elf: Well just look up.

The other ancient elves laugh out loud.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Gorwingel]

The dark servant of Mordor prepares for the battle, using one of Saurons evil instrments of torture, that strikes fear into the hearts of women over 40 everywhere.

[hobbitlass]

As always, I'm a day late and a dollar short. I am laughing my behind off at Tar-Palantir's picture, the first one on page 23. For those just joining, it is well worth the visit. I'm going back myself!

[MerryBrandybuck04]

hey, u all have 2 admit that the Legolas one..... he looks a little high there....

Legolas: No wonder Aragorn warned me neva to smoke weed.... haaaaaaa come to me u lovely orcs...... heeeeheeeeee deaaaaaaaaaattttttthhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Ainaserkewen]

An Orc "Anybody got a penny?"

[Tar-Palantir]

Sam: "See Mr Frodo? I told you it wouldn't be so bad - the black gate is only 18" tall!!"

[Airehiriel]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/eowyn.jpg

Eowyn as she pretends to be Celine Dion in a music video.

[Attercop]

Eowyn's lousy day: 'first that stupid elf tells me I look like Helen Hunt, then Daddy slaps my hand for giving Wormtongue the finger and now I have a sheet caught in my ringmail!'

[Balin999]

"Don't cry for me little Grima...."

Obviously, take from Madonna's "Don't cry for me Argentina"

[Diamond18]

Éoywn was slapped by a ghost, eh? smilies/wink.gif

[Gorwingel]

Eowyn stays in Rohan, while waiting for her true love Grima Wormtongue to come back from Isengard
"Grima, I know you are a little sneaky, but I love you so much, and it wasn't until you left that I realized how much I loved you"

[ February 07, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

[cannedpoatoe]

Eowyen thinking to self:Is that bird?

[Tar-Palantir]

Eowyn: "Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn?"

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

crap! i KNEW i shouldnt have played with that superglue...now im stuck here forever in this position!

[Hirilaelin]

Heh heh... Very fun and funny... I'll be back!

Suilad,

~Eruanne

[Hirilaelin]

Frodo: DON'T THROW UP ON ME SAM!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Eowyn: Damn, I'm good-looking!

[dragoneyes]

Eowyn: Now all I need is a halo, a pair of wings, a fully white dress and perhaps a harp and I'll realy be an angel!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Eowyn: *loudly* I'm dying of a broken heart..... *cough* Aragorn, I SAID, I'm DYING of a BROKEN heart!!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

New pic!! http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/gallery/images/fangorn/fangorn2.jpg
Pippin: Merry...is that....what the?!?
Merry: Pippin....what the...no it can't be..
Pippin: AAAAAH!!! MARTHA STEWART!! RUN!!
Then they do the whole movie scene thing
Up a tree
Pip: Think we lost her.
Mer: Yeah *choke choke*
Pip: MERRY!!!
Merry is dragged onto the ground by M.S.
Martha: Now Merry, this pink dress would look lovely with your hair and complexoin.
But then she gets stomped on by Treebeard.And thats awesome.

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

sorry to put one up so soon, but I had to share this...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornlegolas_moria_2.JPG

[Tar-Palantir]

Aragorn to Michael Jackson:

"What did you do with Legolas Michael? Bring him back here now, unless you know how to use a bow, if so you can stay."

smilies/evil.gif

*ElentariGreenleaf* - that last one was very funny, you captured my sentiments...

[Gorwingel]

Legolas & Aragorn: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Legolas: Who is that?
Aragorn: I don't know
Arwen: Aragorn honey, you forgot your lunch
Aragorn: I think it's Arwen, RUN!

[Diamond18]

As a common courtesy, don't put up a picture right after someone else has.

Merry: "All right, let's just stand here and look scared. Special effects will add something later."

[Reyna Evergreen]

Legolas: Put them back on Boromir! Baaaaack ooooooon!

Aragorn can only goggle, petrified.

I leave what has been taken off to your mind... smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Helkahothion]

I seriously don't know why that devil symbole is there,

What is wrong with Boromir taking of his shirt? smilies/smile.gif

Aragorn: Hey guys anybody seen Legolas?

*Legolas tap's him on the shoulder, but on the same moment, Frodo does a striptease.

Aragron and Legolas couldn't sleep there intyre lifes. smilies/evil.gif


Now that's evil. Amatuers.

HIHI

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Reyna Evergreen]

LOL

*bows to the not-amateur of captions* smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif

Why? Because with enough crazy imagination you can get very evil about that caption...but agreed, Boromir with his shirt off isn't that bad.

[Lossentilien]

It wasn't his shirt I was thinking of.....

[Reyna Evergreen]

See what I mean?

Think Lord Of The Pants..... smilies/tongue.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lossentilien]

I know this doesn't really fit, but it's just sooo funny: http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/legolas_mastercard.jpg

[Gorwingel]

After looking back at the first part of his journey, Legolas realizes that it was a total waste of time. And he is still the best looking memeber of the Fellowship.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

ninecompanions.net? awesome stuff they have

[Airehiriel]

Legolas and Aragorn pic:

Kissing, and getting caught by Gimli.

[cannedpoatoe]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_frodo_1.jpg

[cannedpoatoe]

Frodo:nice spider, good spider, no not closer, go away go away.....AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Lossentilien]

Frodo hid behind a tree, and watched in terror, the crazy people with foot-wax searching for him...

[Gorwingel]

Frodo hides in fear because his high school crush is coming near.

(Sorry I couldn't come up with anything good, but it is a very funny picture)

[ElentariGreenleaf]

PJ: FRODO! YOU SMASHED THE CAMERA AGAIN!

Sorry, but I wasn't looking at it properly when i first saw the pic! Looked smashed!

[excheeto]

Merry:Frodo!Frodo!(hic)come back!
Pippen smilies/frown.gifrubbing head)was it something we did?
Merry:I don't know Pip,I don't remember,do you?
Pippen:no
(together)FRODO!
Frodo smilies/frown.gifshuddering)that is the last time I go drinking with them.....I'm not sure I'll ever drink again(wimpers)

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Frodo hides in terror from the rabid fangirls with sporks

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Merry is told that he doesn't have to go on the Quest after all.
http://www.those-who-wander.net/dominic/gallery/tv/MTVFlipBook/03.jpg

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Hiya!

Little did they know on Vulcan, another race had emerged...spokkits!!!


Sad, I know, but hey! i tried! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Airehiriel]

Merry starts a new fad, shaving ones hobbit curls off!

[Gorwingel]

The only thing you can say about that look: Hobbit Punk!

[Tar-Palantir]

(stealing Pippin's line): "It comes in pints?!?"

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL! loved that one tar-palantir! no, its not because pip is my fav char.... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif Isilya!! October 04, Winnipeg Arena!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tar-Palantir]

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_20032111730147518.jpg

"I'm the king of the worrrlllld!!!"

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Legolas: Mwahaha! DIE YOU ORCS!
Elf 1: *whisper* Should I push him?
Elf 2: *whisper* Yeah, go on. I'll back you up and say he leaned too far foward.
*Elf1 pushes Legolas*
Everyone: YAY!

[Naldoriathil]

Orc:You can see his privates! hehe (sniggers)
Arrow comes flying from below; Legolas:Oh My God!!Aaghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

sorry smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

(if you look his right hand is reaching down, as if he is reaching for someones hand.)

Legolas: Give me your hand Gimli, I have found you something better than a box.
Gimli: Come up there, are you kidding?! I may seem like a comedic dork in this movie, but I'm not THAT stupid.

[Airehiriel]

Scary picture, view at your own risk (http://www.lynnguide.net/random/images/rotkending.jpg)
EGADS! Don't anyone tell the gaffer about this!

To those below who made the few comments about this picture:
Okay guys, I took it off. It did disturb me, too, when I saw it the first time. I wondered what you guys would say about it, so I put it on to see. I had to add a link to it though, because people who haven't seen it will be dying of curiosity. To those who would dare to look at it: WARNING! May cause vomiting

P.S. For those of you who have seen it, and need therapy now, I am very sorry. But please don't send my your psychiatric bills, I can't afford them!

[ February 13, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[dragoneyes]

I'm touching that one! It's kinda freaking me out too.... Anyway, the legolas one.

Legolas: And this! This, is a knee!
orcs: thanks for the anatomy lesson, but can we shoot yet?
Bloke to the right of Legolas: Is this Planet of the Apes?

[Ithaeliel]

Eeeeeewww!!!!! Take it off!!! I don't wanna see that!

[Gorwingel]

Yes, I have to agree that is a picture that I can't even make up a caption about, it is just too scary (as I cover my eyes and hide in fear)

[Rose Cotton]

Of all the frightening pictures I've ever seen on this thread this is just too much.
*runs away screeming*

[mark12_30]

It's FAKE. Some twit edited it. It's from the Shelob sting/ death scene. You can see where the cut-and-paste seams are. It's not real.

[Nuranar]

It's still disgusting.

[Airehiriel]

Okay, okay, okay, here's a better one to take everyones mind off the last pic I put up. Again, I'm sorry if it has emotionally scarred anyone!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_gollum_1.jpg

Poor Smeagol, sent to the corner because he peed on the floor, AGAIN.

[Diamond18]

Poor Sméagol's head kept getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger the longer he had the Ring...kind of like some guys I know minus the Ring.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

GAAAH!! *clutches her heart* MUST...ERASE...MEMORY!
*runs away and is found trying to scoop her brains out*

Aaaanyways:
Gollum: What? What are you doing? You aren't allowed to see me talking normally! I mean, *ahem* preciouss no preciouss get out of our sights yes preciouss....

[Gorwingel]

Gollum's eye catches something new to call precious, Legolas.

[hobbitlass]

Will you be my Valentine?

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG

ME fashion week

[dragoneyes]

Soldier: Are these wings REALLY neccesary? I mean, what do they do? Give me the ability to fly if I get into too much trouble?
Person who designed the helmets: No, just think of it this way, whenever your arrow breaks, you got enough feathers to make another one!
Soldier: Because I'll have time to fix an arrow in the midst of battle!

[Helkahothion]

Sorry but I liked to know what you make of this.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_hollin_1.JPG

Legolas is standing in the corner because he farted on Gimli's head.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[eleanor_niphredil]

All thats missing is the dunces hat! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Purple Elf]

Legolas "if i hold my head in this particular way the wind catches my hair just enough to look dramatic but not so much as to muss up my hair, i am indeed the prince of mirkwood, if only Aragorn would take this kind of care!"

[Tar-Palantir]

Aragorn:"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?"

Legolas:"Some hills, some clouds, some rocks. What are you, blind?"

[Gorwingel]

Legolas: I see... Oh, yes of course, my reflection in a lake over younder. I do look good, my cheekbones belong in a museum, and my hair is the fairest of all.

[SteelNazgulS]

Gandalf: Look? What is that brown cloud on the sky?

Legolas: I think it's smoke from a barbeque up at Isengard! Let's go!

Gandalf: Saruman has turned evil! We cannot go there!

Legolas: Who cares? There'll be hamburgers!

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_merrypippin_isenguard_1.jpg

Pippin: Look, Merry! We've died and gone to heaven!

[Helkahothion]

Nice pic. Is it Pippin and Merry discovering Saruman's supplies?

Here's the caption.

Newsreader: We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Pippin and Merry A.K.A. Hans and Grittel have disscovered the candyhouse of the wich. They ate it completly and are now on the run.
Pippin: Hehe we shure showed that wich. Never underestemate the metabolism of a Hobbit.
*They both walk in the sunset laughing evily*
smilies/evil.gif

Greetings,

Anuion
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[ElentariGreenleaf]

Pippin: Wow! Lookat all this food Merry!
Merry: Don't look now Pip, but I think Sarauman wants back that Pipe Weed we stole.... RUN!

[Diamond18]

Oh, oh, oh! I love that picture, I hope it's in RotK! *does a little dance*

Okay...


Merry: "Don't look so happy, Pip. Gandalf says we have to spin this food into gold before morning or it's off with our heads."

[Gorwingel]

Merry: Remember I said that maybe It was not a good idea that we left the Shire, well I totally take that line back. smilies/biggrin.gif

[cannedpoatoe]

Pippin: Well if this is what happens on a mission....quest....thing then I'm getting another one!
Merry: pipeweed!!!! smilies/eek.gif

[engwaalphiel]

Pippin:wow merry .... look at the size of that cabbage .
Merry: And you thought Farmer Maggots was big!

[dragoneyes]

is it too early? Oh well...
http://www.onespoof.com/cheese/andpickle/frodoandsam1.jpg

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

[LadyElbereth]

Sam: *flap* *flap* *flap* Mr.Frodo?! Am I flying yet?

[engwaalphiel]

Sam:MR FRODO LOOOK!!!
Frodo:*thinks* just keep looking away and wrap myself in my bathrobe like jacket and nobody will notice....

Not so good but hey i tried....

[Airehiriel]

Sam: (whispers to Frodo) These people don't look nothin' like us, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: I know, Sam. Just keep walking and don't look at them. *thinks to self* although their clothing looks warmer!
Sam: *thinks to self* Mr. Frodo looks cold, maybe I should get out my fryin' pan, and bang one of these on the head, and steal his nice warm-lookin' clothes for Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: *Thinks to self* I hope Sam doesn't get any big ideas!

[Airehiriel]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/grond.jpg
(Grond, Warg shaped battering ram) I've wanted to put this up for a while, but didn't know what to say about it. Can you guys think of anything?

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Faenaduial]

Grond: If these Orcs keep shoving on my butt and ramming my nose into the wall I'm going to let one fly. smilies/eek.gif

[Gorwingel]

Grond: Can someone let me out of here? Please, I have been here way too long, I don't think we are really going to have to go into battle.

[Tar-Palantir]

Grond:"When they asked for volunteers to head up the battering ram division I had no idea they meant like this!!"

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ]

[The Saucepan Man]

Grond: "Hey, forget those fluffy hyenas. This is how a Warg should look."

[Silmarien]

First I'd like to say well done to everyone who has posted they're great at times I was almost literally ROFLing. smilies/biggrin.gif Also I hope you don't mind but I've put together a collection (to email around) and I'm up to my 3rd page (should be 4th I put too many on the first one).
Sorry that is way off the point. But I kinda want to ask your permisson. smilies/frown.gif

Grond:Is my surgery finished yet? I've gotten a bit stiff over the years. I kinda want to get out to war now.

This is my first go so sorry it's not that good.

[Rose Cotton]

http://www.imagemagician.org/images/kalimac/frodofartort.jpg

Frodo: Ring...getting....heavier!
Faramir: Oh, come on Frodo. We don't have time for this.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Frodo: Oh jeez!! My hand! You idiot you shot me in my hand!!!!
Faramir: Umm.....*points to guy beside him* He did it?

[Airehiriel]

Frodo: Don't worry precious, I won't let this jerk take you from me. Just don't you worry. I have you. Even if he is bigger than me, and probably stronger than me, I will never let him take you, NEVER!

[Lady Iverin]

Frodo: Oh, the pain! The pain! I can't take it anymore! Sauron's trying to get me! I can't go on! No, no!
Faramir: Not again! Frodo, no matter what you say, I'm taking you to Gondor and that's FINAL!
Frodo: Oh please. Let me go!
Faramir: Don't try to make me feel sorry for you. Oh come on, Frodo. Not the puppy eyes.

I know, not very funny but it was my first time. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

Lady Iverin I thought it was funny, don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone has a different idea about what is amusing. And everyone's funny bone is tickled in a different way. That's why this is so funny, because you can get such a variety here.

[Gorwingel]

Faramir: (something comes over him) I am so sorry poor Frodo, I have been so mean, I am going to let you go!
Frodo: Finally he realizes this was not in the book, precious, yes precious, he is going to let us go, yey!

[dragoneyes]

Faramir: You're coming to Gondor!
Frodo: No way!
Faramir: Yes you are! Come on!
Frodo: Look, I'll toss you for it. Heads or tails?
Faramir: Heads
Frodo: *tosses the ring, looks at it* ...Sorry Faramir, it's tails!
Faramir: Aww man! Dad's gonna be well annoyed!

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Faramir: Well crying's not going to make it any better!

[Salix]

Frodo: My palm is so itchy!
Faramir: Doesn't that mean you'll be finding some money soon?

[Erana]

Frodo: gosh Faramir you let one rip and I'm losing control of my hand!

Faramir: Eomer did

[Airehiriel]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/legolasandgimli.jpg

(You know, we may want to start another thread for this, it's beginning to take a long time to look at.)

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: Oh no! The sun is coming up! Quick! Shoot it down! Shoot it down!
Gimli: *Is too mesmerised by the spinning axe to say anything*

[Erana]

Legolas: What am I doing on a note pad?
Gimli: Girls dig us

[Tar-Palantir]

Is it just me or is Legolas holding that bow-string a little funky? Like - with just his ring finger??


Gimli: "What are you aiming at elf? The enemy is behind us! Stupid elf... smilies/rolleyes.gif "

[eleanor_niphredil]

Gimli: any one of you even breath wrong on my beanie babies and I'll set the elf on you!
Legolas: Look Gimli! now I can show off my bow and my new distressed look at the same time!

[Lady Iverin]

Legolas: Hey Gimli, watch me bring down a Nazgul.
Gimli: Right....
Legolas: Uh oh, I think I hit Gandalf instead.
Gimli: He only thinks he can aim....

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: Lady Iverin ]

[Gorwingel]

(Legolas is aiming towards something)
Gimli: Look! it's Arwen
Legolas: Where! (as he turns, and misses what he is trying to shoot)
Gimli: Made ya Look! hahahaha... smilies/cool.gif

[Faenaduial]

Gimli: Legolas, put down the bow, there is nothing to shoot at.
Legolas: Shut up Gimli, I'm just posing like this. I know it makes all the girls hot.
Gimli: Oh, I thought it was the hair.

[Diamond18]

Legolas: "I'm feeling very stylized right now."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

When in battle, strike a nice pose. It looks great and it gives you more chance of survival.

[eleanor_niphredil]

orc= wow, look at HIM!
orc2= I get that one!
orc= I saw him first!
orc2= But I'm bigger than you!
Gimli= *swipes off their heads* Stupid orcs. No one gets my legolas but me!

[Skippy the Nazgul]

Legolas: oh bloody hell, look PJ my hair is fine so if you make me hold this pose and longer am going to shoot the lighting man.

Your pal,
Skip smilies/evil.gif

[wass_up666]

hee hee hee
post up sum more http://www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/gallery_item.cfm?ID=5465

[wass_up666]

http://www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/gallery_item.cfm?ID=5751

what the hell ?

[Helkahothion]

Legolas: Sigh, Gimli, would you please stop farting on the horse?

Greetings,

Anuion
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[eleanor_niphredil]

shamelessly stealing your idea:

Gimli: whroa, legolas! I thought you said your farts smell of roses!
Legolas: They do!
Gimli: Believe me, they are no roses!

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_49.JPG

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Frodo: *BELCH* Ha ha! Can't beat that!
Hobbit-woman to his left: Oh, yeah? Listen to this!

The next morning the hobbits of Hobbiton were very surpised to find that most of their glassware was shattered.

[Lady Iverin]

Frodo: Speech!
Woman behind Frodo: Hey look at Bilbo dance!
Frodo: Hey now! Bilbo, you have been at the Gaffer's home brew! Well, alright, just as long as you stay sane.
Woman: Oh, look at Bilbo take off his clothes!
Frodo: Bilbo! We're going home!

I know, a little perverted. smilies/tongue.gif

[Diamond18]

Hmff.

Obviously, Frodo has now gone down to light little candles of his own.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo mistakes a candle for cake topping, resulting in badly burned gums.

[Airehiriel]

http://www.stupidring.com/movie/pics/cc_wormtongue.jpg

Now that Saruman will be gone for a few hours, I think I shall pour myself a glass of wine, put on some Beethoven, and read a good book. Now, what book shall I read?

[Erana]

I saw that!! Oops. I farted

[Tar-Palantir]

Grima (to himself) "Yes, delightful. The Michael Jackson look definitely suits me! Because I'm bad, I'm bad, y'know it...shamon...."

yikes!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

"How shall he die? Poison? A nasty fall? I wonder if this place would burn...."

[Gorwingel]

Wormtounge: That stupid Saurman is gone, that means that I have some time to myself, now let's go find where they keep the wine and ale in this large building.

[Sadbh]

Grima: ...on the other hand, the gothic look is very me. But I still don't know... the preppy and plaid look might work too...

Yeah, sorta dumb, but hey. smilies/tongue.gif

[ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Sadbh ]

[eleanor_niphredil]

dammit! My hands are stuck together! Stupid superglue! sutible for the youngest orc my butt!

[Purple Elf]

Grima: So you're saying that i shouldn't have thrown the Palantir out of the window?

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Grima: My ring? What this thing? Picked it up off a little fella with brown curly hair. It makes me go invisible, look!

btw, to wass_up666, that is a scary picture of Viggo mortensen- thank goodness hes got a signature on his head!

[ February 22, 2003: Message edited by: Lyra Greenleaf ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL! funny stuff!

[Rosseiliantiel]

Grima:
I have just leaned up against a very sharp, pointy banister. However, I will attempt to ignore the pain in my shoulderblades and remain in calm, wise, pensive advisor-mode.

[Diamond18]

Gríma: "I vant to drink your blood! I need...more...plasma..."

(An aside, years ago I saw an animated Spider-man episode in which on character was bitten by a bat and turned into a vampire. At one point he moaned, "I need...more...plasma..." Diamond was very amused.)

OR

Gríma: *strikes pose* "I've felt so much more deep and dramatic ever since I got this personal lighting assistant to shine eerie blue light upon me...thusly..."

[Gorothlammothiel]

Grima: "Now Saruman, no one is talking to anyone until I get myself a deal..."

(Now I know of a few who may understand that, although not so amusing as some captions) smilies/wink.gif

[Sapphire_Flame]

Grima: You know, this place really could use some brightening up......maybe some new curtains.....

[dragoneyes]

Grima: Yes, I'm sure that was terrible for you Saruman, now, please, could you turn that light off, I think I could possibly be blinded if I look towards it any more.

[Brinniel]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots_ttt/ttt_empire06_les.jpg
Ahh! I hate that dress on her!
But I can't help but wonder what she is looking at. smilies/wink.gif

[Gorwingel]

Arwen: Powers of the Valar, can you please help me pull up this dress?

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

"There is... gum... stuck to the ceiling...."

[Pipperin]

"Oh great, more guys trying to look down my shirt!" smilies/mad.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Aragorn jumps in and chants: How low can you go? How low can you go....

[Purple Elf]

Arwen: Maybe if i roll my eyes and breath in deeply this dress wont fall off me!
or
For Valar's sake Aragorn talk to the face, not the cleavage. Talk to the FACE, not the CLEAVAGE!

[Ithaeliel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_moria_44.JPG

Legolas: NO! This time, Aragorn, YOU have to answer the phone!

[dragoneyes]

dum dum duuuuum! Superelf to the rescue!

[Diamond18]

Legolas got so fed up with the sissy-elf jokes, that he finally snapped, and I don't know if his mind will ever come back.

[ February 23, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[eleanor_niphredil]

Legolas- I can be fierce! i can be scary! Look, see! ta da! I'm ready for my close up!

[Gorwingel]

Legolas: Here I come to save the day!

[Airehiriel]

*Legolas turns around and realizes everyone is walking away from him. Leaving him alone. He can't stand to be alone! So he whips around and grabs Aragorn's shoulder.*

Don't leave me here alone! It's scary by myself.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

"Guys? The Vulcan Mind Meld IS... NOT... WORKING!!!"

[Helkahothion]

Balrog:Come back here, Ill give you candy!
Aragron:Yay, free candy!
Legolas:Get back here, it's not real stupid!

Aragron pout's and starts to cry until Boromir gives him some candy.

Greetings,

Anuion
________
HONDA NX250 (http://www.honda-wiki.org/wiki/Honda_NX250)

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_rivendell_3.jpg

Merry: *sniff sniff* Pip, I think Frodo just farted.
Pippin: *strained voice* No, it was me, and I really gotta go!

[Lady Iverin]

Frodo: Look, it's Arwen.... she's so beautiful....
Merry: Oh man, don't you wish hobbit girls looked like that, Pippin? Wow....
Pippin: (mistaking Elrond for Arwen) You call that beautiful?! She doesn't even look like a girl! She needs a serious makeover, and needs to lose a few pounds, and have a face lift, and...... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Antien]

Merry: isn't this the mtv council of elrond?
frodo: it's beautiful.
Pippin: Ya...discusting right...merry?
merry:It is kinda attractive...


ok next one

http://www.wellingtonnz.com/images/Event%20Images/Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20-%20Liv%20Tyler.jpg

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Hey, give people a chance! There was only one post!
----------
Frodo: *thinking* How did I get stuck with these idiots. Gandalf said I'd be able to leave them behind. Hence the secret in secret council.....
----------
Arwen: Look, I have a sword, aren't a cleaver... doesn't it make me look hot.....

[Gorwingel]

For the Merry & Pippin Picture

Merry: Pippin, you are embarrising me seriously
Pippin: yeah right!

[cannedpoatoe]

Frodo:cheese (hallalujha goes off in his head)
Merry:Pippin, I think Frodo has finally lost it. Its just cheese. Pippin.....?
Pippin:Cheese..... smilies/smile.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Merry: You'll have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pippin: Pshh!! Yeah right girlfriend!
-----------------------------------------
Arwen: See this sword, PJ? If you ever put me in a dress like that again you're getting it down your throat! Yeah, little man I'm talking to you!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Those captions for the Merry-Pip picture are hilarious!

Arwen: "I'm not really threatening you. I was swinging my sword and it got stuck in that styrofoam rock above my head. But I'm gonna pretend it didn't happen because the show must go on...."

OR

"Did that Ringwraith just whistle at me?!"

[ February 24, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Pippin:Merry, whats aragorn doing to Arwen...
Merry:I'll tell you when your older Pip...
Pip: Frodo seems to be enjoying it....

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Airehiriel]

Oh those amusing hobbits!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerry_moria_1.JPG

Frodo: Oh my god!
Merry:*turns around to see* Oh my god!!
Frodo: Pippin! Put your clothes back on!
Merry: I think I have to put my eyes out now!
Sam says nothing, he's been shocked silent.

[eleanor_niphredil]

Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

from ninecompanions.

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Frodo: Oh my word! Arwens dress is slipping even further!
Merry: Pippin! Stop pulling her dress!

[Lady Iverin]

Merry: Ya know, maybe all those rumors about Strider being well....you know...messed up in the head are really true...
Frodo: Yeah, but this is taking it too far! I mean look what he's doing to poor Pippin!
Merry: Do you think Arwen knows about this?

Ah me, another rather perverted one. Sorry, my fellow BDers. smilies/evil.gif

[the real nazgul]

After failing many attempts to gain the ring, the ringwraiths executed plan z:the ice-down-the-pants routine.

[Diamond18]

Now this is interesting:
You all see that picture and write sex/bathroom jokes, and when I see it the first thing I think of is:

Frodo: "Ah! Sam's head has been cleaved in two!"

Merry: "Right down the middle! And they rated this movie PG-13???"

Both: "The horror of it!"

Sam: "Now I'm really a halfling!"

[ February 25, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Shy Hobbit]

Merry: Legolas what happened?!

Frodo: He's been mauled by fangirls...here they come, RUN!!!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

whee! Super stuff you guys! And for all you perverts out there, why do you center on innocent-no wait i take that back-Pippin? AAH!! Anyways, here's a new picture:
http://www.canoe.ca/JamLordOfTheRingsGalleryImages/premiere04.jpg
Dom: Hey! Look at that! That's a pink bunny rabbit!
Elijah: Whee! Looky my cloud! Hello Mister cloud! Wanna have a staring contest? GO!
Billy: Huh huh huh huh..duhhh
Sean: (off stage) What the HELL was in those cigars?

[ February 25, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

[Aphrodel Baggins]

Oh, my! That is not a good picture of Elijah.

[Gorwingel]

That is not a good picture of any of them!

camera man: smile for the camera boys

*Click**Flash*

Billy: (In a scottish accent of course) Oh my gosh, I think we been blinded.

[Helkahothion]

Dominic: Don't look know guys, but there is this totaly awesome party going on across the streat.
Billy:Wow man, let's ditch these losers and go there.

Greetings,

Anuion
________
SATIVA STRAINS (http://strainindex.com)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The new sharply dressed Meriadoc demands that his hair be returned to him.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

My heck, Elijah looks STONED! *cackles insanely*

"The legendary 'We Just Woke up' photo."

[Silmarien]

http://www.jimcalagon.supanet.com/askjohnhorde.htm
sorry if it's too soon for another pic
but I have all these great ones in 'TLOTR The Making of the Movie Trilogy' but no scanner smilies/rolleyes.gif then I found this one and... I just had to post it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Not another of the dreaded red X's smilies/eek.gif

[ February 26, 2003: Message edited by: Silmarien ]

[Silmarien]

oh I have the picture in my pictures I know it's been explained before but how do you put on pics? smilies/frown.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Which picture? I'll post it.

[Airehiriel]

How to post a picture:
When you find the one you want put your mouse over the pic, right click on it, then go to the bottom of the box and choose properties. Copy the address (URL). Then come back here and click on Add Reply and click on IMAGE in the Instant UBB Code, then paste your URL in the box that pops up.

Hope that helps!
Here's my contribution!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/gollum/ttt_gollum_35.jpg

Gollum plays hide and seek with the Hobbits.

[ February 27, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[ February 27, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[nevlhachien]

Gollum: I just sat on a stick.ouch.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Gollum: It wasn'tss usss, precious! We didntss take the cookies from the cookiesss jar....

[ February 28, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[dragoneyes]

Gollum: From this camera angle, you can't tell if we are naked or not.... heh, that'll gives you nightmares...

[Erana]

Gollum: ahhhh We feelssss better now, my preciousssssssss. We dranksses to much waterssssss.ahhhhhhhhhhh

Tree: *southern twang* I feel violated!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Gollum wasn't quite sure what it was that was growing out the back of his head. All he did know was that he didn't like it....

[Ithaeliel]

Gollum: Welcomes you to Rivendellers we doesss, Mr. Annnderson...

*or*

Gollum: We's is eeevil... DOCTOR Evil. *pinkie*

I think it's time for a new one:

http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/readerart/donisiliel-cat.jpg

It's so cute!

[ February 28, 2003: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

[Airehiriel]

I love the crazy captions page, but it was getting pretty long to open up, and took forever to process! Here we may continue.

*I just want to add this for those who want to post a picture but don't know how. (That means if you ask later on how to post a picture, everyone will snicker, and think you lazy for not reading this part!!) I am telling you how I do it on an IBM type computer. Don't know how it works for Macintosh. If you do, let me know and I shall include that here.

**PARDON THE INTERRUPTION as far as I know the picture you want to put on has to be located online somewhere. It's got to have a web address. I don't know how to use a picture that is located on your own hard drive. If someone does know how to do that, it would be much appreciated if you would PM and let me know so I can include it here. Thanks** Find the picture you want, right click on that picture, go to the bottom of the box where it says Properties. A properties box will pop up. In the middle of the box will be a part that says "Address:" with (URL) underneath. Highlight the address that is indicated, right click on that, choose copy. Then come here and click on Reply. Underneath the message box you will see "Instant UBB Code" The one on the bottom right should say IMAGE. Click on that. Another little box will pop up with a place for you to put the address. Click on the white space, than right click, hit paste and your address should be put in it. After that, add what every you are going to say, then hit Post! That should work, but if it doesn't you can PM me and I'll try to help.*

NEXT PICTURE!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/thefellowship/ttt_gandalfshadowfax_1.jpg

Gandalf: My, Legolas, when you said you wanted a change, I didn't realize it would this drastic!

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Mister Underhill]

Don Corleone makes Gandalf "an offer he can't refuse".

[Diamond18]

Gandalf: "And then, what do you think that fool Hobbit did? He threw a stone down the well! Just threw it down, no reason at all, that Fool of a Took. And don't even get me started on that boneheaded Balrog, who suddenly just forgot that he has wings, kind of like that one episode of Looney Toones when Daffy kept falling over and over, and Bugs said, 'I wonder if that dumb duck remembers he can fly'. It was kind of like that, and all the time, I was thinking, 'Imbeciles! I'm surrounded by imbeciles!'"

Shadowfax, "Uh-huh...yeah...whatever..."

[Mister Underhill]

In a memorable moment from The Two Towers: The Musical, Gandalf and Shadowfax deliver a rousing duet of "Up Where We Belong".

[Rimbaud]

It looks like they are trading hair-styling tips.

[Mister Underhill]

Gandalf tries the old "pull my finger" gag on an unsuspecting Shadowfax.

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_merrypippin_6.jpg

[Airehiriel]

The movie poster for Merry and Pippin's Excellent Edventure. Due out this fall.

[eleanor_niphredil]

Merry: pst, dont look now, but someone seems to have nicked off with half our hair!

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Merry: I'm tough. I can handle anything. Bring on the Orcs
Pippin: Mmmm...mushrooms

[Gorwingel]

Merry and Pippin sit their parents down to tell them why they have been gone for the last 8 months.

[Diamond18]

Imagine the shame and degradation of the dying Orc whose last sight in life is that of his killers.

"Killed by halflings! The recruiters never said it would end like this!"

[Meela]

"Pippin, did you put glue on those mushrooms?
Can't... move... lips..."

[Rumil]

In the house of Tim Benzedrine !

[Lady Iverin]

Gollum: I wonders whats will happen when they finds out thats we ate all of the nasty elfs food, precious. I thinks I knows what is happening to us now. Ohhhhh! Too much foods in our tummy, precious! Mustn't let them find us. Ohhh, oh oh...... smilies/confused.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

Pippin: Hey Merry, man, what was in those mushrooms?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And, for the previous Gandalf/Shadowfax picture:

Gandalf: Why are you whispering?

Shadowfax: I'm a little hoarse!

*Groan* smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess]

elvish dog (im not sure what it is) :GET THIS GROSS TASTING BOW OUT OF MY MOUTH!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

The promotional poster for the Stuffed Hobbits Gold, available only at your nearest Pizza Shire.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

is it just me, or on the Gollum picture can you see the "Scream" guy just to the right of Mister Gollum Himself?

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Merry: Do you think they've gone yet?
Pippin: I don't know. Just keep smiling.

[The Saucepan Man]

Merry: Frodo lives!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Merry: Go on Pip, ask me why I have needles sticking out of my head.

[Lady Iverin]

Pippin: Hey look at all the people, Merry! We're famous!
Merry: (absorbed in all the fan girls) Huh? Oh yeah man... (to himself) Who does he think he is? I'm the one with all the chicks digging me!

[the real nazgul]

Gollum one: Stupit fat hobbitses! First they take a shortcut from the road, and now we've been challenged by the nazgulses to a game of paintball!
--------------------------------------------
Dog one: Gandalf was never good on casting healing spells on legolas...

[merenwen]

i dont see the scream guy.....

[Airehiriel]

I think the rays coming from Merry's head make him look like a lot of the Catholic paintings of Jesus, Mary and the Saints. Hmmm...perhaps he's Saint Merry!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_cavetroll_1.JPG

Cavetroll: Does this loin cloth make me look fat?

[ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Meela]

Pull my finger!!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

HEHEHE! That's a good one!

~~~~~~

Cave Troll: What? WHAT? Why is everyone running away? Was it something i said? Ooooo, the bad breath... right....

[Meela]

"And here's how we make kebabs in Mordor..."

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

"Elijah? OMG ELIJAH WOOD? Will you sign my picture? No? Please? SIGN IT DAMMIT!!! YOU WANNA BE A SHRIMP KEBAB??? THEN SIGN IT!!"

--The ugly side of fangirlism.

[Gorwingel]

Continuing on with that Idea

Cave Troll: Oh my gosh! It's Legolas! you are so darn hot! Can I touch your blond hair? All the other cave trolls thought that I would look good in long blonde hair, what color do you use? Can I have a picture and an autograph, this is the greatest moment of my life (suddenly gets hit by one of Legolas' arrows right through the head)

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hm...must be just me then. thought i could see his mask. ha ha ha ha ha aha.

[Silmarien]

C:\Documents and Settings\RACHEL\My Documents\My Pictures

I hope this works. Sorry if it's to early but oh well.

[DarkRose]

Silmarien- you have to upload your picture to the internet to make it work. smilies/wink.gif

[ March 01, 2003: Message edited by: DarkRose ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

"... is that a Boromir deluxe action figure?"

OR

"Ah, the power of cheese...."

[dragoneyes]

Troll: Now Aragorn *puts hands on hips* How many times have I told you NOT to go into Moria? Now come on, out with you.
Aragorn: I'm sorry mum. *walks out with his head hung in shame*

[Himaran]

CREST ADVERTISEMENT

Once upon a time there lived a big nasty troll in a whole. This troll had teeth which hurt him, and they were rotting. Then one day, (the picture is shown), he discovered crest. Crest has all the minerals and nutrients in the right amounts to cure your gingivitis in THREE WEEKS GARUNTEED! You'll love it so much that you'll want to keep brushin and brushin! The troll was so happy that he killed the supplier with that large spear he is holding, and handed out free crest to all of his orc friends!

Before he killed the newsman, he was asked, "How did crest help you out in life, Mr. Troll?" He replied, "Crest has made my dark ugly teeth nice and shiny, and I don't drool anymore. See these teeth?"

Then he ate the cameraman.

Himaran

[Airehiriel]

NEW PIC! (C'mon guys, I don't want to be the only one posting these, but I will if I have to!)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_nazgulrobes_1.jpg

[Airehiriel]

I think I can see what you mean, but to me it looks very vague.

To all who love this thread, I have continued it on a new thread here (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000494).
This is so we don't have to spend a million years waiting for the pics to pop up, or to submit a reply.

[Oddwen]

Yesss, I am total hotnessss! Move over Legolasssssssss...no posey elf will ever have more fangirls than me!

[dragoneyes]

I look a lot more scary once they put the effects in! I swear!

[Annunfuiniel]

PJ: And...Action!
*camera is directed to the ringwraith - looong silence*
PJ: ACTION!!!
RW: Ummhhh...ghh... *yawn* ...whha? Oh yeah! *takes an action pose*
PJ: * smilies/rolleyes.gif*This is the sniffing scene...

[ElentariGreenleaf]

I ammmmmmmmm a statue......

[Meela]

Hi, I'm Mickey, your tour guide for today. This, folks, is the Ancient Tree of The Shire! its stood in this magical spot for over 10,000 years. Now, on to the River of Well-Wishers, then we'll be stopping for lunch at the fabulous Prancing Pony!

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

everyone's going to jump on me, aren't they?
I couldn't resist:
http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200333103023691.jpg
apologies

[Meela]

"oh thank god... my hair's not messed up..."

"oh thank god... Gimli feels the same way..."

(singing) "i am so greeeeaaaaat.... i am so greeeeeaaaaat..."

[dragoneyes]

Praise me! For I am the best in the world!

[Meela]

"must... get... perfect tan..."

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Legolas: WOrship me you Fangirls
Orc: That's it! *pushes Legolas off stage*

[Meela]

"See, Aragorn? I have a halo! You may have a crown, but i have a bright, shiny haaaaalooooooooo!!!"

[dragoneyes]

Don't worry Gimli! I'll catch you!

[Diamond18]

The hills are alive, with the sounds of killing,
With Orcs on the run, filled with many fears!
My bow will be blest, with special effects,
And I'll shoot straight once mooooooore.