Crazy Captions

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Diamond, I was going to put that! Great minds think alike...LOL!

If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be!
I'd stand outside with my bow shooting wide:
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
If all the blood drops were Lembas and elf wine oh what a world it would be!

[Kates Frodo Temp]

Forgive me if this one's been done before, but I THINK I looked at everything.

D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg

[Kates Frodo Temp]

Okay, so that one didn't work out. Let me try again.
D:\...\TERROR II PICS\deakon-aragorn.jpg

[Kates Frodo Temp]

Umm... Allow me to go back and read the instructions, hehe.

[Kates Frodo Temp]

I give up! smilies/confused.gif

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_3.jpg

Don't you just hate it when the tree you are climbing comes alive?

[Annunfuiniel]

Hey, would you mind? That really is my nose you're hanging to!

[Meela]

"Watch out, Merry farted!"

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Treebeard: Must.... resist... urge.... to... bite..... hand.....

[The Saucepan Man]

Outraged at Saruman's plans to uproot Fangorn Forest to make way for the Isengard by-pass, Pippin "Swampy" Took leads the tree-huggers in a protest.

[Himaran]

Pippin: Y, Y, You'll be my friend, won't you?

Treebeard: Yes, I'll be your friend, Pippin.

[Silmarien]

sorry if it's too soon for a new pic but I think I can finally put one on
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/characters/group/twowowers/coetttgroup_frodoandsamblind
Faramir: now I'll just spin you round, you've both got tails, the donkeys pinned to the tree over there.

I'll just give you the addressThe Council of Elrond (http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/characters/group/twowowers/coetttgroup_frodoandsamblind)

[ March 04, 2003: Message edited by: Silmarien ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

The URL doesn't work either. Here's the picture you were trying to show, however:

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1744655.jpg

Faramir: (grinning mischieviously to himself) "Don't worry! There's no tree in sight!"

[Ithaeliel]

Faramir(?): Shhhhhiiiiiire.... *hard breath*... Baaaggiiiins.....
Frodo: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: There's a hole in my blindfold... I can see you, Faramir; stop being an idiot! Er, that is you, isn't it...? .....Faramir...?

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Well, I tried to stop myself...:

Faramir: "By the power vested in me as a Captain of Gondor, I now pronounce you..."

Sam: "Wait... Rosie doesn't have hands like that!"

[DarkRose]

smilies/biggrin.gif That was a good one, Rynoah!

Sam: Why did I ever agree to participate in this fortune-telling/reading-hands-while-blindfolded scheme?

Faramir: My, my, my! Look at those doom lines on Frodo's hand! They are extraordinarily long. This is grave, indeed.

Frodo: Doom? I laugh in the face of doom!

[Meela]

Faramir: pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake... *smack*

[Anything but Arwen]

Loving the Nazgul one...mmm....faramir...no, bad thoughts...BAD THOUGHTS...

Ok...


"Stay still! You cant give me a leg up into the tree if you mooove..."
"Thats the idea Faramir....why dont you let the lighter HOBBITS up?"
"Nuh uh!!! I wanna climb the treee!!"

[Meela]

(bit like the tree one, sorry)

Faramir: that's it... move forward... just one more step! no, don't worry... there's no hole there, really... smilies/evil.gif

[Meela]

http://mediaviewer.ign.com/ignMediaPage.jsp?media_id=1605639&object_id=479801&channel_id=72&page_title=The+Lord+of+the+Rings%3A+The+Fellowship +of+the+Ring+-+Special+Extended+E dition&adtag=network%3Dign%26size%3D468x60%26channel%3Ddv d%26site%3Ddvd_hub%26channel%3Dreviews%26type%3Dpa rtner

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Meela]

ok... ignore that... i didnt think it work work, somehow, although i did follow thingybob's instructions on the first page. can someone tell me how to do it?

[Shy Hobbit]

Mmm, nothing like the taste of cold steel blade to get you going

http://bagendinn.com/images/domtongue.jpg

[Diamond18]

The others began to worry about Merry, but Merry didn't care. He'd discovered a new treat, that couldn't be beat.

"Yum....Orc blood..."

[Meela]

"I told Pippin not to play with the glue..."

[peonydeepdelver]

The Merry one
Gee, I guess Mom was right, when it's winter, never touch your tongue to metal!

The Faramir One
Faramir: Come back, come back, to Osgiliath we shall take you!
Sam: Okay, first, I can see through my blindfold. Secondly, there's only one of you. Thirdly, we didn't go there in the book, and finally, it's clearly supposed to be, "Come back, come back, to MORDOR we shall take you." smilies/rolleyes.gif Honestly Faramir, didn't you ever read the book?

[Airehiriel]

Merry likes to recreat scenes from some of his favorite movies. This one is of the movie "A Christmas Story" where Ralphie's friend Flick sticks his tongue to the flag pole on a triple-dog-dare.

New pic:

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/lotrex_new_30.jpg

(Hope this was what you were trying to post Meela.)

Elrond: *thinking* I hope they don't ever figure out that I haven't a clue as to what I have just done.
*waves to group* "Good luck!"

[ March 05, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Rochelle]

It's the new thing on the market!

Sting popsicles!!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Merry one:
Merry: Mmmmmmmmm.... sword... OW!
~~~~~~~
faramir one:
Frodo: Faramir, let us go....
Faramir: No. And I'm not Faramir! *pulls back hood* MWAHAHAHAH!
Frodo and Sam: That ain't gonna help, we're blind folded....
Faramir: Darn. Well, it's me. Aragorn. I think Faramir stole my costume...

[Meela]

thanks, Aire! that was the one smilies/biggrin.gif

Frodo: Elrond, those platform boots really don't suit you, you know...

[dragoneyes]

Merry: Ok Elrond, that's perhaps taking it a little too far with the Ent-draught.

[Shy Hobbit]

Elrond: Alright, which one of you put these ridiculous plaits and trinkets in my hair?!

Merry: Should we tell him it was Arwen?

Legolas: No, let's just get out of here before he realizes she likes Aragorn

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Elrond: (thinking) "Well, there goes any chance of saving Middle-Earth. Better start packing for the Undying Lands...."

[Faenaduial]

Elrond (thinking) Well that's one bunch of house guest I've gotten rid of. Now I wonder how to get rid of the rest of them.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

It was then that Elrond realized there was something sticking out of his nose.

(Can you imagine it? "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!" said with some unsightly green blob stuck to his face.)

OR

Elrond: "You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"

*blank stares*

Elrond: "Okay, you'll be stuck together on this long journey until one of you dies and you all split up."

All: "Ohhhhhh! Right! Gotcha!"

[ March 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalfbalrog_1.jpg

Bored with conventional rodeo, Gandalf decided to spice up his life by rustling up some Balrogs.

[the real nazgul]

Gandalf, meteor stopper

[Shy Hobbit]

I told you to LEGGO MY EGGO!! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Meela]

the new chef had a few problems with the main course

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL! Good ones!
Hope it isnt too early for a new picture:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_12.JPG

[Lady Iverin]

Pippin: This is what happens when you don't listen to your ole dad and stay home like a good boy!

A little lame; I'll do a better one later. smilies/tongue.gif

[Faenaduial]

Fighting these dangling pink tennis balls is harder than it looks.

[Meela]

(what the heck is that in the background???? it looks like gimli, so im using that)

Gimli's strip show scared away more than just the orcs.

[Airehiriel]

Gimli.....strip show......ewwwwww

Okay, here's mine:

Pippin: *desperately trying to look mean and intimidating* bares teeth at on coming Orc.

Orc: *stops and looks at Pippins teeth* I'm sorry, but, you've got something between your teeth, and it's really bugging me. Could you get it please?

Pippin: shakes his head and looks a little startled, but proceeds to try and pick out food.

Orc: No, no, it's right here. *points to the spot on his own teeth (which are amazingly pearly white)* Right between these two.

Pippin finally gets the food out.

Orc: *breathes a sigh* Thank you so much. I hate to be a bother you know. But it was just grossing me out. I just can't work under those conditions.

While the Orc finishes complaining, Merry stabs him in the back.

Pippin: Oh, thanks Merry. He was getting on my nerves!

[the real nazgul]

"Dont look now guys; i just trod in dog poop!"

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/1771967.jpg

Here is the image you were trying to post (it gave me a pretty unflattering thumbnail of Gandalf saying "Loser" and berating you for trying to directly link to an image on their servers).

[Shy Hobbit]

That's the one, thanks smilies/smile.gif I was a little shocked to see if the pic I posted had any replies and there was Gandalf looking right at me "Loser!" Although that was sort of amusing smilies/biggrin.gif

Merry and Pippin: *gasp* Gandalf is calling people names!

*sigh* I know it was bad smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

"Wait a minute...a hot tub and..ALE? Hey, i thought they were having a serious council!!"

"Come on! Let's crash this party!!"

[Gorwingel]

Eeewww! I didn't know they were going to have a pool party instead of a council.

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Pippin: *gasp* Man she's hot!
Merry: Uh, Pippin. I think aragorn is threatening to kill you....

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL! laughed out loud at that last one!

and yes they were going to have a pool party! that was why it was SECRET, so nobody could come and see the royalty acting like fools!

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Merry: Are they eating...?
Pippin: Can I see...?
*Together: Mushrooms???????????????

[Meela]

Merry: since when has Elrond worn stilettoes???

Pippin: you didn't realise? pfff...

[Anything but Arwen]

Both: Oh my god!

Merry: The Horror!

Pippin: Elrond.....tap dancing.....NOOOOOOO!

No idea where *that* came from....

[Anything but Arwen]

Merry: Oh my god!

Pippin: They have PIE!

Again....no idea.....right....i'll shut up now...

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

Do I sense that it is time for another?
http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_2001_10_3_14_56_53.jpg
I hate Mondays.

[Goldberry]

"I want my mommy!!!!!"

I know, it's lame smilies/biggrin.gif

[Meela]

Ahhhh! Not the bunnies!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

The Pippin one 2 or so photos up-

Pippin: Constipated....can't...help....myself....
Yes, I do know I'm nasty, thanks for asking. smilies/wink.gif

The new one:
Saruman:
Look, I think you just stepped in something...no I am NOT going to help you get out!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

The picture that had many White Wizards going pro-abortion.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Look at my HAIR!!!!!!

[dragoneyes]

Uruk-Hai: How am I supposed to kill anything if I haven't got any eyes?
Saruman: Just randomly slash at things, it usually works.

[Gorwingel]

Oh My! that is a scary looking picture smilies/eek.gif

Orc: I seem to be a little sticky, could you hand me a paper towel, Please?

[Lady Iverin]

This is for the Merry and Pippin one. I tried posting it a while back but my computer wouldn't let me.

Merry: Omigosh! Gandalf's doing the wedgie dance!
Pippin: Oh no! And there goes Elrond and Boromir and Legolas and Aragorn and Gimli and... No, Frodo, no!
Merry: Don't give in to the power of the ring, Frodo!
Pippin: What ring? All I see are bunch of demented people!

Can you tell that I'm around my little sister and her friends way too much?!

Btw, the Saruman pic won't come up for me. Any idea why? smilies/confused.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

Creature: Eeeeeeee ... Uh ... Oh, sorry, wrong film. Can anyone point me in the direction of the Nostromo?

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_battle_7.JPG

Aragron: How many times do I have to tell you? NO, I do NOT want to dance with you!

[Meela]

Aragorn: thats it, wiggle those hips! yeh, baby! *tango music*

or

Aragorn: that's the last date we'll be going on together...

[Sapphire_Flame]

Aragorn: Hang on a sec, I think you've got something in your eye....

okay, bad, gimme a break I'm tired...

[Shy Hobbit]

I'm flattered, really. But for the last time, I'M ALREADY TAKEN!

[ March 11, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

[dragoneyes]

Aragorn: Don't worry, we'll have that helmet off you in a bit.

That Uruk reminds me of the one on the original thread who looked like he was really peeved off at having his helmet stuck on his head or something.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY ARWEN!!!!!

[TheBladeThatWasBroken]

"And now i'll show you why you don't seduce a Ranger! Hiya!!"

[Shy Hobbit]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_35.JPG

If I had just pushed him in...I wouldn't be holding this council right now!

[Silmarien]

Elrond: I can stop Frodo dying why can't I make a simple Headache tablet?

[TheBladeThatWasBroken]

"Aw man...i feel another zit...and i'm already god-knows-how-old..."

[Gorwingel]

Elrond: The stupidity of that hobbit, oh, what's his name, Pipp... whatever! is causing me great pain.

[Airehiriel]

Ohhh, I think the dwarves ate wet burritos again! I really have to stop allowing them to be served.

[The Saucepan Man]

Elrond: Hey! Who stole my glove puppet?

[dragoneyes]

"Yuck! Who left that rotten apple there?"

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Oh no, not another rediculously long, stupid, useless council....

[Silmarien]

Sorry if it's too early but I did wait a day http://www.subreality.com/eomer/gallery/eowyn-movie29.jpg
Éowyn (to herself):At least I'll get my moment of glory with the Witch King.

[dragoneyes]

Eowyn: Oh no, here we go...
Theoden: I just got back from baaattle! And you didn't even go! Ha! In your face sister-daughter!
Eowyn: Oh please, will he ever grow up?

That random gaurd in the crowd: I see the light!

That man just behind Theoden's head reminds me so very much of my project on the assasination of John F. Kennedy, I wouldn't be surprized if he got out some sort of rifle...

[peonydeepdelver]

(it looks like the orc's on Aragorn's lap so...)
Aragorn: You better tell me what you want for Christmas...

Elrond: Ugh, I should have known that Tums weren't for headaches...

Eowyn: *hmph* How come HE always gets an army of riders following him everywhere?

Lame, yes. smilies/smile.gif

[Tar-Palantir]

Eowyn - "I think I should be a Númenórean, look how ugly and dirty everyone else is... They all look like like dirty, hairy bums for heaven's sake. How am I supposed to find a husband here!!! Aragorn, wait up...."

[Airehiriel]

This picture makes me think of the Disney movie versions of Beauty and the Beast. Éowyn as Belle walking through the crowds at the beginning as everyone is singing about how weird she is.

Éowyn/Belle: There must be more than this provincial life!

-Or-

Éowyn: I'm surrounded by idiots.

[Annunfuiniel]

Eowyn: It's not fair, I want to go too!
Snowmane: Wanna change places?!

Erm... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Eressië Ailin]

Eowyn: It's not fair... *sniff* I want to go kill a bunch of orcs... And get all bloody... Wait... There's something over there! OMG!!! ARAGORN'S CHANGING!!!! MOVE OVER CUZ HERE I COME!!!!

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_midgewatermarshes_1.jpg

Unaware of the other hobbits laughing at him, Pippin continued to try and swim his way to Rivendell.

-Or-

Pippin: It's just not working, Sam. No matter how hard I try, I can't make myself believe I'm swimming in the Brandywine.
Sam: *concealing a smile and stifling a laugh* Kick harder.
Merry and Frodo are doubled over with laughter behind a bush.

[The Saucepan Man]

Wicked Pippin of the West: Heeelp meee!. I'm melting!

[Shy Hobbit]

Dangit, Sam that's the third time you've tripped me today now stop!

[Sapphire_Flame]

Hey, look, I found a quarter!!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Look, Mommy! I can swim!
--OR--
Are you SURE this is how we do synchronized swimming? Where's everyone else?

[Salix]

Sam: I'll just step on Pippin's cloak again.
or
Pippin: Why is it so deep here, and about 3 inches deep there?

[Gorwingel]

Pippin: I know I am short, but I never thought I was this short!
or
I knew that this journey was going to be very hard, but I never thought that i was going to start shrinking because of it.
or
I really need some Entdraught Please!

[Shy Hobbit]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_40.jpg

EEEYAAAAH! My sword is glowing, help!

I know you guys can do better than that smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Brinniel]

After The One Ring becomes a failure, Sauron attempts a new creation: One Sword to Rule Them All. Like the Ring, the Sword glows fiery letter when placed in fire and easily corrupts its wielder.

Of course, this sword somehow falls into the hands of Aragorn and he becomes the Swordbearer. Now he must repeat Frodo's quest and head for Mount Doom to destroy the One Sword, or will he?


Not exactly funny, but just a thought.

[Elfhelm]

Orc: Aragorn, I am your father.

Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Aerandir Carnesir]

Aragorn: Woah! This industrial size curling iron is really hot!!!

I'm sorry guys...That's all I could think of.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

New Glo-Sword™! Clinically proven to amuse any humorless Ranger for hours upon hours on end! Really works or your money back!

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

OK, the Star Wars Prop swops are starting to get unfunny...

[Airehiriel]

Aragorn remembers when he was given the sword and hears Bilbo's voice in his head: The blade glows orange when wizards are near!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_7.jpg
Legolas: Stupid sword! Why can't you glow like Aragorns?!

[ March 14, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Galadriel9]

For the Aragorn pic:
Aragorn's mums voice: Now Arry, how many times have I told you...leave those sparklers alone...one day my boy, you'll burn your fingers, and dont' come crying to me when it happens...
Aragorn is writing A-R-W-E-N many times

Hmmm...sorry about that one, it sounded funnier when it was in my head. smilies/smile.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Legolas: Stupid sword! Why can't you glow like Aragorns?!

I love it! *cackles*

Legolas: "I can't use this sword! There's a mark on it!"

*Meanwhile, an orc comes up behind him, scimitar raised....*

[peonydeepdelver]

Everyone thought Legolas was going insane when he began trying to levitate his sword with his mind, but when he began trying to melt it with his non-existent heat vision...

[Goldberry]

lol, funny Airehiriel! smilies/biggrin.gif And I thought yours was funny too, Galadriel9. smilies/smile.gif

Legolas: "Hmmmm . . . I wonder what this is?"

Yeah I know, not so good. smilies/tongue.gif

[Aerandir Carnesir]

Legolas looking into the reflection: "I am sooo beautiful! Look at me! My hair, my face, my---O.M.G.!!! Is that a...a...eyelash!!! AHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!!

OK, I know that was stupid.

[Shy Hobbit]

Mmm, kabob!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

lol! luv yer sig shy hobbit!

new pic? okay!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_9.jpg
Pippin learns that there is no more pipeweed to be found.

[Gorwingel]

I just have to do one for the Aragorn picture
Aragorn: Arrrgh! Down sword, down, simmer down!

Pippin: Ahhhh! I have fallen and I can't get up!

[ March 15, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

[Lily Bombadil]

AAAAAAH!!!! GIMLI'S GONNA SIT ON ME!!!!! MERRY! HELP!

pardon me if that's lame.

--------------------------------
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willo!

[Lily Bombadil]

(For the Elrond pic)

"That's it! I'm never throwing another house party! Where's my valium? MERRY BRANDYBUCK! TAKE THAT WENCH & GET OUTTA MY BED!!!"

[Himaran]

Much as his companions tried to help, pippin took remained quite insane; even after brian-surgery.

Himaran

[Hirilaelin]

"Nooooooo! Who took the nightlight away? I'm going to get you Merry!"

smilies/biggrin.gif

[Silmarien]

Pippin: It's not a question of whose habitat it is, it's how fast it hits you!

(Many apologies to Douglas Adams)

[Aerandir Carnesir]

I've got a new one.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5804.jpg

Gollum(to himself):"Get your own lembas they said! You can't have any. You don't even like lembas! I'll show them!

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ March 15, 2003: Message edited by: Aerandir Carnesir ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Gollimodo, Disney's next rip-off, bombed at the box office. This promotional poster has been the target of many graffiti attacks.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

I find that when those unbelievably gullible...OHNO!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE ME TALKING NORMALLY! *kof koff* Gollum! Gollum! Yes, preciousss...*heh heh*

[Annunfuiniel]

I'm little late but...
one for the Legolas&sword pic:
*Legolas reads the runes on the sword*
"Elven Blade"
Legolas: Great, this one will do fine with me! But hey, what's that small print?
"Made in Mordor"
~~~~~~~~~~
And one for the Pippin pic:
Pippin: AAAAAAHHHH!!! No wait, my hands are untied! I have to do this scary scene again!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~
Gollum pic:
"Have you ever felt obsessed by some-thing? Tried to keep this thing only to your self, never letting it out of your sight? Giving it nicknames and talking to it?? If you don't want to start resembling this poor fellow call immediately at 0-800-SME-AGOL and we will set you free!"

[ March 16, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

[Himaran]

Good one with the Gollum thingy, Annun!!!

Himaran

[Gorwingel]

Gollum: What's over there? It is the fat one? No, it's just a cave troll, too bad.

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_rivendell_3.JPG

Bilbo: You did WHAT with my Preparation H?!

[Galadriel9]

Bilbo: Just hand over the pipeweed and everything will be fine...give me the pipeweed Frodo...give it to me...NOW!

Wow, that picture scares me, I always jump at the bit in the film

[Annunfuiniel]

Bilbo: MUST...GET...TO THE OPHTHAMOLOGIST!
And gimme back my toothbrush, NOW!!
------
Oh and thank you, Himaran! smilies/smile.gif *bows*

[ March 17, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL!! I saw that Bilbo pic and I burst out laughing...I find that bit so funny, when you think about it it is!
Aaaaanyways:

"NEVER SEPARATE ME FROM MY STUFFED BUNNY!"

[Hirilaelin]

Bilbo gives Frodo a glimpse of his alter ego, Gollum. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lady Iverin]

Bilbo: Don't trust Elrond and his healing! Just look where it got me!!! Ahhh!
Frodo: Are you sure it was Elrond?!

[Goldberry]

lol, love it! Especially yours, Horse-Maiden smilies/biggrin.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Why, thank you, Goldberry.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/captions_s3_27.jpg
Coffee...give...me...coffee...

[Gorwingel]

Frodo: Faramir...you have something in your teeth, and I think it is going to make me throw up.

[Tar-Palantir]

Frodo: "If I see one more piece of Lembas I'm gonna hurl..."

Gorwingel I like your new avatar!

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Woa, dude,that pipe-weed is wicked!!! Faramir, dude, make love not war!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Or not...
Maybe:
Dude, how wasted were we last night?

Seriously though do know what this makes me think of?
Frodo: Do you think its possible that we got so wasted last night we bought a life time supply of lembas?
Pippin:*opens cupboard* I think thats entirely possible!

THAT LINE IN DWMC ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

Frodo: I can't believe that I used Bilbo's Preparation H as tooth paste! I feel sick just thinking about it.

[Airehiriel]

Okay guys, I just couldn't resist myself!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_rivendell_8.JPG Ha ha ha! I can't believe you brushed your teeth with Bilbo's Preparation H! What a dork!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_weathertop_1.JPG Ewww, Mr. Frodo! That's just disgustin'! I'm not followin' you anymore!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_shire_19.JPG Fool of a Baggins! How stupid are you?! I can't believe I left the ring with YOU!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_12.JPG Frodo, you should do what I do. I don't brush MY teeth, see? So even I wouldn't do something as dumb as that!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/saruman/fotr_saruman_5.JPG Well, if the ringbearer is that stupid, I may be able to get the ring after all.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_15.JPG Gross! And to think I kissed you on the head! What do you use for shampoo?!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_moria_29.JPG Shut up you guys! It was a simple mistake! You might do the same thing.

Murmurs from everyone...
I don't think so.
Yeah, right.
I'm not THAT foolish.
What a dork!
The safety of the Middle Earth depends on him?
This could be easier than I thought!

(In case you don't know what Preparation H is: Preparation H (http://www.preparationh.com/). I'm sure you'll get the drift, and where you get hemorrhoids.)

[ March 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Airehiriel]

Okay, okay, okay, new picture...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_isenguard_12.JPG
Wizard Square Dancing...
Slam your partner, do see do!

[Sapphire_Flame]

Nice ones, Airehiriel!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Saruman: Gandalf, trust me, you are just not cut out for that Superman role.

okay, bad, but I'm in a weird mood today, so, yeah...

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Well... it WAS really windy on the Orthanc.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LOL!!! Laughed my head off at the Preparation H stuff!!!

Gandalf: Watch me do my flying trick! Watch, Saruman, Watch!!!
Saruman: No...not again! I've watched it ten times already!

[Hirilaelin]

I saw that and thought, "Star Wars." lol!

[Shy Hobbit]

Guys, I seriously don't know what to do with this one. So many things could be said about it smilies/evil.gif Check out the elf second from the left. He looks...interesting? smilies/eek.gif

http://www.figwitlives.net/images/Figwit6.jpg

[ March 19, 2003: Message edited by: Shy Hobbit ]

[Airehiriel]

Elf whispering to other Elf: Legolas farted, pass it on.

Elf on the other side of Legolas: Why do they always stick me beside Legolas after he's eaten beans? Look what it does to my face!

[The Saucepan Man]

Elf second from left: Hey, wow, you've got pointy ears, man!

[Jeli Baggins]

Elf whispering: You think it would be easy for Jeli Baggins to write something funny about us after reading more than 30 pages of captions.
Elf being whispered to: Nope. Jeli Baggins- hobbit, yes. Caption writer, no.

[Lady Iverin]

Elf whispering: Oh boy! Legolas is trying to levitate the stone again...
Elf on the other side: If I sit really straight and still, maybe they'll think I'm a tree.

[Lady Iverin]

Elf whispering: Oh boy! Legolas is trying to levitate the stone again...
Elf on other side: If I sit really straight and still, maybe they'll think I'm a tree.

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_hobbitsboromir_hollin_1.jpg
Boromir had finally cracked one too many short jokes.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

I know this is really late, but...
For the Pippin one
Prohibitition comesto the Shire
BTW, that was made up at ninecompanions.net not by me. smilies/frown.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Legolas one:
Legolas: *thinking* They're talking about me again... I know it.....
~~~~~~~~~~~
Boromir: Easy guys, I'm not meant to die for another few chapters!

[The Saucepan Man]

Pippin: You hold him down, Merry, I'll get his rations.

[Shy Hobbit]

Despite his attempts to keep it a secret, Merry and Pippin soon learned that Boromir kept a stash of candy in his pockets.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Boromir: Okay! Okay! I'll stop calling you 'Little Ones'!!!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

*they let go of him, he grbs his sword* I'll call you- tiniest ones! Muahahah!
Merry (to Pippin): I think he's finallly cracked... smilies/tongue.gif

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_7.jpg
Celeborn: *telepathy to Galadriel* Hey baby, you look hot tonight.
Galadriel: *back to him* Oh, stop it, I'm wearing the same outfit I do every night. And besides, we have guests. So knock it off!

[peonydeepdelver]

Elf whispering to the other: Man, he's the prince of Mirkwood and he can't even sit up straight?
Elf on other side of Legolas: (thinking) Hey, why don't they notice how straight I'm sitting? maybe if I sit up just a little more...

Boromir: Haha! Hey Aragorn, I think they like me!

Celeborn: (thinking as his attention wanders)
Hey, if she braided her hair, she'd have some very long pigtails...
Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow.
Celeborn: (thinking) Yeah, she'd look totally hot with pigtails... (Galadriel nudges him) (aloud) Oh my gosh! That's horrible! Poor ol' Gandy!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

For the Legolas-Council one:

Legolas: (thinking) "Why do they always send me to these stupid meetings?"

For the Boromir-Getting-Attacked one:

The hobbits teach the man of Gondor the rules of Hobbit-Tackle-Ball.

For the Celeborn-Galadriel:

Celeborn: (thinking) "Why is she wearing my clothes?"

Galadriel: (thinking) "Why is he wearing my clothes?"

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Celeborn: *nudge nudge* Wake up!
Galadriel only starts to snore and drool.

Doesn't it look like she's sleeping, though?

[Lady Iverin]

Celeborn (to himself): If that dress was cut just a little bit lower....BOOM! Feast for the eyes!
Galadriel (reading his mind): Don't you even think about putting your hand down my front in front of these kids! And, I happen to like my modesty, thank you! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Annunfuiniel]

Galadriel: Where is Gandalf?
Celeborn: *hissing* That's my line!
Galadriel: *hissing* Be quiet and don't let them see you're confused! Avoid eye contact!

Ok, one word: Lame...
Would it be time for a new pic already?? Well, ready or not, here it comes:

Aragorn: Frodo, why such a look on your face? I just asked if I could touch the Ring...Frodo? Frodo, come here...You #&%@£#, gimme THE RING -NOW!! AAAAAAGGHHHH!!
Frodo: Ok, this is getting old, first Bilbo and now you too!!
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/decipher_cards/033_fleeinterror.jpg

[ March 22, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

[Lathriel]

Aragorn to the hobbits: "I'll show you what real fighting is like! ATACK!!!!!!"
Blindly charges and almost gets himself killed.
Pippin to the other Hobbits, "I don't believe that's the way to do it." smilies/biggrin.gif

[Galadriel9]

Tell me who told you that I'm not the true king of Gondor... smilies/smile.gif

[BeautifulSoup]

Try this one:
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/decipher_cards/103_terribleasthedawn.jpg

[Firondoiel]

Galadriel learned the hard about why to not pick up your hair dryer when you drop it in water.


P.S. By the way where did you find that picture. It's creepy.

[ March 22, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]

[The Saucepan Man]

Galadriel: OK, that's the last time I use a cheap electrician to fix my Mirror.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Galadriel: You did WHAT to my mirror???

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Tell me who told you that I'm not the true king of Gondor...

Mua ha ha ha!

Galadriel learned the hard about why to not pick up your hair dryer when you drop it in water.

I almost wet myself laughing at this one. Curses upon you! smilies/biggrin.gif

How 'bout: If Spielberg had done LotR....

[Brinniel]

Doesn't Galadriel know by now NOT to stand next to her mirror during an electrical storm?

OR

Galadriel's reaction to her very first smoke of pipeweed. The expression on her face has caused many of the elves in Lorien to flee in terror. Since then, Celeborn has made her quit smoking.

[dragoneyes]

"Celeborn said WHAT?" and he was never seen in Lothlorien again.

[Firondoiel]

I almost wet myself laughing at this one.

Thanks Rynoah! smilies/smile.gif

[ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Galadriel tries a new hypnotism trick.

This is quite possibly the best picture of Legolas I have seen.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/LEGOLAS/ttt_legolas_helmsdeep_2.JPG

Legolas: Can I go kill some Uruks now, Aragorn? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

[ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

[Firondoiel]

LOL!!! Good one Horse-Maiden of the Shire!!

Legolas: HA! Aragorn just tossed Gimli!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

By Gondor, he looks maniacal.

"Aragorn suddenly realized WHY Legolas carried around a bottle of Prozac...."

[Sapphire_Flame]

Na in Verain, that is a maniacal expression...

*to music*"Killing orcs is fun to do, fun to do, fun to do, killing orcs is fun to do, to do, to do, to do!"

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Mirkwood Elves are secretly cannibals as Haldir realized once he fell.

(Seriously! He looks like he's gonna eat someone!)

[Eressië Ailin]

Legolas: Lookie!!!! Look, Aragorn, look!!!!! Arwen's changing!!!!!

Aragorn: WHAT?! Move over, lemme see!!!!


Normally I'm really nice to Aragorn, but this was all I could come up with.

[dragoneyes]

"You see that orc over there? Yeah? Well I'm gonna bash him, then I might crush him, then I'll go on to that one there see? And I'm gonna clonk him over the head, then I'm gonna hit that other one over there see? That one who's really angry, yeah, and after that I'll jump into that really HUGE group of REALLY angry orcs and start slashing blindly at then. Do you wanna come? Do you do you do you?

[Firondoiel]

Have a go at this one...

http://www.angelfire.com/wizard/arwen_undomiel/images/Aragorn_fighting.jpg

[dragoneyes]

Aragorn: Hey! Gimli! Get back here with that soap! It's our secret weapon!
Elf in foreground: *diving out of the way of Aragorns sword* Watch where you're waving that thing aragorn! You nearly- *he doesn't get any further as an orc arrow has hit him*

hardly of the highest quality but it'll do for me.

[Airehiriel]

For those of you who like Star Trek...you might like this one. (The Elf in front of Aragorn looks like a Borg!)

Holy CRAP! The Borg are here! They've assimilated Legolas! Run for your lives!

[Silmarien]

Aragorn strained voice:Really have to pee, must not till find tree. Oh this dead elf will have to do.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Run, you guys!! They have SHAMPOO!!!!

[Brinniel]

Let's see if you guys can turn a sad picture funny...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_27.jpg

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Eomer: Eowyn, he is dead, no amount of low cut dresses and cleavage will bring him back!
Eowyn: No! What if I...bend...lower...maybe..

Ok so it was crap...but seriously, whoever played Theodred must have been enjoying his job! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Brinniel]

Alright, I thought of something. (Why do I always come up with these funny ideas at 1:00 in the morning? smilies/rolleyes.gif )

Eowyn: Theodred! My dear cousin, what has happened?
Eomer: He was mauled by fangirls.
Theodred: Oh, the pain...I tried to hold them back....but...they ganged up on me...it wasn't until...until this blonde elf came into sight.....they left me for him...but he had arrows...lucky him....
Eomer: Eowyn, you've really ought to stop setting up those fangirl clubs. I swear, they are more vicious than the orcs.
Eowyn: Oh, shut up. You're jealous because there are no fangirls crawling over you.

[ March 25, 2003: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

[Airehiriel]

Eowyn: Ewwww... look at his face! It looks so yucky.
Eomer: Well, quite looking then.
Eowyn: I can't! It's so mezmerising...so gross!
Eomer: For goodness sake! Will you leave him alone, he's dying!
Eowny: Oh, right, I'm sorry. Theodred...can you hear me?...don't give up...fight for your life.....But it's really grossing me out!
Eomer: EOWYN!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Éowyn: Oh, Théodred, my cousin! Woe is--oh my GAWD, what is THAT?! He's got something stuck to his nose!

Jackson: ... for the last time, Miranda: It. Is. Make-Up!

[Catherine]

Eowyn: Theodred! My dear cousin, what has happened?
Eomer: He was mauled by fangirls.
Theodred: Oh, the pain...I tried to hold them back....but...they ganged up on me...it wasn't until...until this blonde elf came into sight.....they left me for him...but he had arrows...lucky him....
Eomer: Eowyn, you've really ought to stop setting up those fangirl clubs. I swear, they are more vicious than the orcs.
Eowyn: Oh, shut up. You're jealous because there are no fangirls crawling over you.

This is the funniest one I am still laughing!

[Himaran]

Eowyn: Eomer, I can't believe that you were so careless with your sword!
Eomer: Er... well, do you think that we can put his leg back on before Theoden gets back?

smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif Himaran

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Eowyn: Theodred, stop playing dead so you can get your way! It's really annoying!! Hey, answer me! Man, you can fake it really good!

Eomer: Uh, Eowyn...

[Hirilaelin]

Eomer: Eowyn, he is dead, no amount of low cut dresses and cleavage will bring him back!
Eowyn: No! What if I...bend...lower...maybe..

hahahahahahhahahahahahah! too funny! I bet he was indeed enjoying his job! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Gorwingel]

Very Funny! smilies/biggrin.gif
I love anything involving attacking fangirls, so that was hilarious.

Theodred: (whispers in her ear) Eowyn! I am not really dead, the orcs never really completely killed me.
Eowyn: Well, that's not right, you have to be dead, it is in the book.
Theodred: But I don't want to be dead
Eowyn: I am sorry, but you just have too
Eomer: She does have a point
Eowyn: Eomer go get the ...

[ March 26, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/FARAMIR/ttt_faramir_23.jpg
What? What's that in the sky?! A jet plane...what does that flag behind it say? ORLANDO'S RABID FAN GIRLS?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dumb, stupid Orlando! He steals them ALL!!!!!!!!

[Lathriel]

LOOK I have horse teeth and a long face. Am I not handsome? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hell no! Not in that picture! In others, though....mm...*THWAP*

SQUIRRELS!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Stole mine, Horse-Maiden (and my gushing over Faramir too... "tricksy, thieving, false!")

Tarzamir: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAWA-AAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAWA-AAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!"

Ranger: "Not so friggin' loud! 'For Gondor!' would've sufficed!"

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_hollin_1.JPG
Maybe if I hold this pose long enough they will think I am having deep, philosophical thoughts. I just hope they don't ask any questions.

[Airehiriel]

OH, wait for the Faramir one:

NAZGUL!!!

Oh, wait, that's what he really said!

*walks off sheepishly*

[Lathriel]

Gimli:I never need a shawl, it only get's tangled in my beard.

Sorry I know its lame but I couldn't help myself!

[Airehiriel]

I think Ninecompanions is having technical difficulties. None of their pictures are showing up, and I can't access the site!

Oh well...
http://www.geocities.com/lotrspoofs/spoofs/ttt/caphorselove.jpg
Brego: Hhheeyyy, Mister! Get a move on!

[Galadriel9]

Aragorn: Hey old friend, (bursts into song)"Lean on me, when you're not strong, I'll be your friend, I'll help you, carry on..."

Horse:Um, actually you just had a tasty bit of hay hanging from your cloak...

Sorry, that was another one of those that sounded much funnier in my head...! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

(bursts into song)"Lean on me, when you're not strong, I'll be your friend, I'll help you, carry on..."

I just got done watching 28 Days (another Viggo Mortensen movie), so that struck a funny chord.

"Viggo Mortensen: photographer, poet and... Kleenex?"

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

This is early, but I'll be away for the next few days and I couldn't resist it, feel free to scream at me.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornlegolas_amonhen_1.JPG

Legolas: All right! No need to shove, there are enough orcs for both of us!
Aragorn: Actually I was more worried about the fangirls coming up behind me... RUN!

[ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Galenfea of Mirkwood. ]

[Firondoiel]

Legolas: (takes a whiff of Aragorn and shudders) You know Aragorn, it wouldn't hurt you to take a bath every now and then.

Aragorn: (horrified) WHAT?! Me take a bath?! No! You can't make me!

[ March 28, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Aragorn suddenly realizes that it isn't Legolas who's giving off that stench, and fails when he attempts to remember when exactly the last time he washed up was... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Antien]

Leggy: you know, aragorn, arwen is good at kissing
Aragorn: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!

[Gorwingel]

Legolas: Why did I go on this stupid journey, it's not like Middle Earth needs to be saved or anything like that, I feel a tangle coming on...

[Brinniel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_stable_1.jpg

[Salix]

Blond guy: Let's see whether I can be Legolas!

[Arwen Imladris]

Blond guy: Gee, I wish I could have that nice, clean white horse. Oh well.

Lady: Gee, I wish I could have that great big horse over there, I bet I could even beat Eomer if I had one like that!

Guy in mail headgear: Arg! Calm down you stupid horse! Grunt.

Sorry.

[Stybba]

For the Faramir one:
Faramir: "AAAAAAAACHOOOO!"

Not great, but w/e. smilies/confused.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Horse: Now this is how you do the hokey-pokey...
Lma smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

For Legolas and Aragorn:

(The Fellowship attempts to be stealthy through the forest. Everyone is tense. Then, suddenly...)

Legolas: "AAAAAAR-SNOOO!"

Aragorn: "AAAAAAAAH! We're under ATTACK! DRAW YOUR WEAPONS! ELENDIL!"

Boromir: "Valar! Calm down, you stupid Ranger! The Elf just sneezed!"

Legolas: "Sorry... hay fever."

For the horse picture (which has me extremely curious and suddenly wanting to see RotK):

Faramir wanted to test her when Éowyn said wild horses couldn't drag her from his side....

[Brinniel]

For the horse picture (which has me extremely curious and suddenly wanting to see RotK)
Actually, that picture is supposed to be from TTT. Though, the site could've gotten it wrong.

That picture I posted doesn't seem to be getting much interest, so I'll post another one.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_elf_helmsdeep_1.jpg

Elf 1 (the one in front): Oh, no. Legolas is being mauled by fangirls. Again!
Elf 2 (behind Elf 1): Serves him right! I told him to camouflage and blend in like us, but no, he just has to look pretty. That arrogant son of a...

[Lady Iverin]

Elf 1: Uh! Haldir always gets to make the entrance. Nobody ever looks at us!
Elf 2: Yeah, that's not fair. Hey look there's Legolas!
Elf 1: Yep, good ole Legolas. Hey, whose that other dirty-looking dude. Do we know him?
Elf 2: Hmm, don't think so...wait did he...did he just hug him?!
Elf 1: Oh my gosh! He just freakin hugged him!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

The look of the Elves just before Gimli decided to play "Domino Elves!" at Helm's Deep.

[dragoneyes]

Elf 1: Oooh, he's gonna pay for that hug!
Elf 2: Yeah, remember what happened to me when I tried that?
*utter, complete silence*

[Stybba]

Lady Iverin: Heh, I like yours!

Elf one: I don't even know why we're here, what have they ever done for us?

Elf two" Well, there was that whole uprising agaisnt the dark lord thing way back when.

Elf one: Oooooh, that was them... *****in'.


Please tell me that was funny. Pleeease?

[Stybba]

Whoops, censor. All it said was that synonym for female dog you know the one, wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

[Lady Iverin]

Hey, thanks Stybba! It looks like other people did too. Let's see if I can do another one. smilies/cool.gif

Elf 1: Um, why is there a dwarf here? Hello? I mean why are we here if a dwarf is here?
Elf 2: Um, yeah. We don't like dwarves, right?
Elf 1: Man, Haldir's cracked. I'm leaving this dump.
Elf 2: Me too. I ain't fightin with no dwarf.

Other elves murmur their agreement.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Elf: I'm getting this strange feeling that we aren't here for a party, as Haldir promised. Nobody looks drunk...
Aragorn (running by): Oh, what a beautiful mornin'! Oh what a beautiful day! I've got this beautiful feeling, that everything's going my way!
Elf: Let me restate that...
smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theodengrima_1.JPG
Grima: You take that back! Theoden is not a dirty, stinky old man.
Theoden: *wheeze* Grima, my diaper, please.
Grima: Uhhhhhhhhh.......ewwwwwwwww

[ March 31, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[peonydeepdelver]

Grima: Holy mother of pearl! What is Eomer doing trying to climb the walls?!
Theoden: Oh, don't worry about him. He always does that when it's raining out, he doesn't really have any other way to get his "activeness" out other than being a blasted little Rider of Rohan.

[kittiewhirl1677]

http://ringwench.bravepages.com/tt5.jpg

Those nasty orcs have interrupted our romance, Pippin!

Yah, Merry! Let's go teach those fellas a lesson!

[dragoneyes]

Merry: I don't like what those orcs are doing.
Pippin: Neither do I. Quick! Freeze them with your ultra-blue eyes!

[kittiewhirl1677]

http://ringwench.bravepages.com/ptme16.jpg

That Aragorn, he stole my hairbrush, again!

[dragoneyes]

"I'm not really angry, I just want to show my ear off to the camera!"

could you calm down on the picture posting for a bit Kittiewhirl? Some people actually have lives (unlike myself) and aren't online at the moment, rendering them unable to post their own captions.

[ March 31, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

[Catherine]

Stop making fun of me! Its not my fault I like to keep clean, unlike Aragorn!

[Airehiriel]

Yes, kittiewhirl1677, you should allow for at least 4 replies before posting another picture. And WELCOME! to the downs! Post well.

Legolas: Who just shouted that I have no fan girls?! You will die!

[Lady Iverin]

Legolas: You...you don't like my outfit?! I worked for a whole week on this so it would look perfect. And, you don't like it?! I mean, look at my hair and my shoes and my clothes and I just bought this from the Middle Earth Designer Store!!!! I look good!!!!!!

[Arwen Imladris]

Legolas: "Arg! What is that SMELL?" Must have been the dwarf.

[Ithaeliel]

Legolas: I don't want to talk to you any-a-more! You bunch of idiotic, prissy little Gondorian... knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-niggets! I blow my nose at-a you; I break wind in your general direction! Now go ay-way or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

[Maegaladiel]

NOTE- This is for the Aragorn/Legolas picture at the top of the screen. I know, I know, that picture appeared a long time ago, but I just saw it for the first time today and this scene popped into my head. I hope it's as funny to you as it is to me. Or at least it was funny at the time. Y'know how that goes...

"Aragorn realizes only too late that he forgot to put on pants that morning before heading out to battle."

It was funny at the time.
MAEG
V.P. of the Foundation for Nearsighted Elves.
"Helping visually-challenged elves for over three ages."

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornfrodo_amonhen_1.jpg

Aragorn: It's mine to give to whom I choose, Frodo. Like my heart.

Arwen finds out Aragorn gave Frodo her pendant, and sets out on a quest. A quest to murder.

[Airehiriel]

Wow! I just noticed in that picture, it looks like Frodo has only one leg!

Aragorn: I vowed to protect your leg, Frodo. But I failed.

[LadyLyrien]

Aragorn: Frod, may I call you Frod? Frod, we've traveled together for quite a while now, and I've, well, I've grown quite fond of you. I wanted to know, well, I'm asking, Frod, will you marry me?

Frodo: Why do you keep calling me Frod?

Aragorn: Sweethearts always give each other nicknames!

Frodo: Okay, Aragorn, you're really freaking me out! One too many hits with the Orc blades.

[Airehiriel]

Oh! I have another one!

Frodo: Aragorn, you said you'd explain the birds and the bees to me.

Aragorn: Okay, Frodo. When two people love each other a whole lot...

[dragoneyes]

continuing with that idea...

Aragorn: ...And that's how little Hobbits are made.

Frodo: So where did the birds and the bees come in?

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Aragorn: (Hitting chest with fists) "Aragorn!"
(Frodo just stares. Aragorn does the action again. Frodo raises an eyebrow. Aragorn does it AGAIN and his eyes begin to water.)
Aragorn: (teary-eyed) "Ah-ra-gorn."
Frodo: "What's wrong?"
Aragorn: "I think I just broke my sternum."

[Catherine]

Aragorn:Frodo I never realized this till now, but I am a love little hobbits. They are so cute. They are like pocket sized people. Hey speaking of which pocket sized, can you really fit into my pocket? You could be like my dog or something.

[Catherine]

Frodo: Hey Aragorn these staring contests are fun!

[Lady Iverin]

Aragorn: I'm sorry Frodo. I swore to protect you and I can't even protect you against myself and I don't know what I'm going to do and I'm so sorry! *starts to cry*
Frodo: Jeez, man! What is wrong with you? You haven't done anything to me...yet, but still. Aw, come on man! Suck it up!!!! *walks off and leaves Aragorn sobbing*

[Quirkette]

Aragorn: Okay, here goes. When I open my shirt, look at this tattoo and tell me honestly, Frodo--did that guy spell Arwen's name right? YES OR NO?

[ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: Quirkette ]

[Himaran]

For Aragorn and Frodo One:

Aragorn: Check out THESE muscles - thats why I go out with elves.

Frodo: *Stands without comment, unimpressed.*

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_shire_1.jpg
Now look what you made me do to my favorite carrot!

[Galadriel9]

Merry:Now I'm sure THAT wasn't there when I got dressed this morning...

That wasn't meant to be read in a dodgy way, by the way...

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Even Merry is surprised at his own power when he breaks the carrot with his mind.

[Catherine]

These magnets are soooo cool! They actually stick together!

[ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: Catherine ]

[Catherine]

Even Merry is surprised at his own power when he breaks the carrot with his mind.

Thats a good one! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Quirkette]

Pippin: You broke a carrot? Big deal! I fell on the Twinkies and squished them! (bursts into tears)

Sam: If I'd known you were carrying Twinkies, I would have been more careful.

[Anything but Arwen]

Merry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Frodo: You think youve got problems? Ive got a potato up my a$$!!

Ok....no IDEA where that came from...there is a Mary Sue in me, fighting to escape...**shudders**

OR...

Pippin: Hey! I was going to use that as bait..
Merry: For what?
Pippin: Potatoes of course...

o.0

[Airehiriel]

Oh, I have to ask, what the heck is a Mary Sue?!

[Himaran]

Heh, that one about potatoes was kinda funny smilies/evil.gif

Himaran