Crazy Captions

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Can I post a pic? This wil be my first time ever:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/captions_s3_41.jpg

Forgive me if this has been on before, but everytime I see it, I burst out laughing.... smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif
My caption? The ever popular:
'Where will you be when your laxative starts working?'

Enjoy!!!
~nat~

[Anything but Arwen]

about the arwen picture:

Arwen: Daddy, your nails are awful! Get a file!

OR...

Arwen ~ The Tie fondler in action....

smilies/rolleyes.gif


Dont ask. As for Frodo...


Frodo: NO BILBO! NOT MY CHOCOLATE MUFFINS!


And ad for Minas Tirith...


Wayne's Shrink-ray is found by Sauron...

Sauron: Honey! I shrunk the city!

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Himaran]

For Minas Tirith:

Finally, this new interactive middle-earth video series shows the "Mysterys of Middle Earth:"

Tonights special, The Crafters OF Minas Tirith. Long thought to be the Men of the West, the true story will soon unfold. Stay Tuned!

[Himaran]

For Frodo:

Frodo's reaction, upon seeing the Hobbit Lass whom Bilbo had arranged for him to marry years before, was nothing short of terror.

[Oddwen]

For the Elrond/Arwen one...
"Patty cake, patty cake, bakers man. Bake me a cake as fast as you can. Roll it, and pat it, and mark it with an "A", and put it in the oven for Arwen and me!"

Or...

No Daddy, left foot, then right foot. Don't worry Daddy, you'll be the waltzing fool in no time!

[Himaran]

Elrond & Arwen:

Elrond, after a long day of holding his baby daughter Arwen's hand:

"Dang, its stuck."

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

After taking a look in a mirror, Frodo sees what a week without sleep can do to you.

[Eruanna]

The Elrond / Arwen picture:

Elrond: I see a tall, dark stranger....

Arwen: Never mind him......will I win the lottery?

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

For the Frodo one...

Frodo thought he had finally escaped the fangirls when he set out on his rowing boat...but his smile soon turned to a look of sheer terror as he watched them bring out their speedboats...

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Frodo: Agent Smith! Noooo...
(Elrond: I have been waiting for you, Mr. Andersen...)

Sauron: Honey! I shrunk the city!
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

~Menelien

[Stybba]

frodo scream:

Someone: Elijah, wrong movie. Besides, you were never even Home Alone.

[Stybba]

Not a caption thing, just funny. I made this in paint. I'm sure it's been done before.

http://looloo.0catch.com/pantstitle.JPG

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Don't know about everyone elses, but it doesn't show on my computer. smilies/smile.gif

~Menelien

[Diamond18]

Me either.

Captions...

Obviously, Elrond is setting into motion his evil cloning plot: in a few moments, Arwen will be no more, and there will be two of him. This will be very disconcerting to Frodo, not to mention what Minas Tirith's dark secret will do to his battered psyche. You'd be screaming to if you were hit with a double whammy like that.

[Alatariel Telemnar]

It doesn't show up on mine either, but it worked when I right clicked, then clicked on properties then copied and pasted the address to bring up a new web page.

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/rotk_tttsaruman2.jpg

Saruman: Die you confounded bug! DIE! Don't ever come crawling into my house again!!! *stabs tiny roach* DIEEE!!!!!!!!

[Yavanna228]

Saruman tries his hand at pole-vaulting.
Lame, I know, but I'm tired. smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!"

smilies/biggrin.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

*sees bug* ARGH! Where's that blasted exterminator?!!?!!? *tries to kill bug with pokey stick of doom, with the exeption that the bug is now on his foot*
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!! BLASTED BUG!!!!

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Saruman continues to try to kill the bug, which is only a decoy as another bug crawls up the table onto the muffins. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not my muffins!!!!!!!' *shakes bug off foot, then runs towards the table* 'STUPID BUGS!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!'

[ElenCala Isil]

bwahaha!
But, I must ask, does this mean that there is a new devilry out there, a beast far more evil than the muffin of doom?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

Perhaps not.. but it's always interesting to think about what it would be like if there was.. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Finwe]

Gaaahhh!!!! Evil roach! Evil! Die! Die! *smites the roach with pointy staff of doom* How did this get in here?!?!?! GRIMA!!!!!! You were supposed to spray the rooms with Raid, NOT bait!

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/frodo010612a.jpg

Frodo: Bilbo's diary is very boring. All he talks about is his muffins. 'Today I ate another muffin. I stole it from Saruman. He was too busy with a bug on top of his shoe. There was a whole plat full of muffins sitting on the table. They were really tasty, chocolate chip. I wonder who cooks those muffins.' and here is another weird one 'Today I was sitting at my door when I got a package! I was in shock, wondering who it could be from. I still don't know. It had the greatest muffins inside....

[ May 27, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Frodo: *reads LotR screenplay* So... what happens next? Ah yes. Gandalf comes along singing... *shuts ears*

~Menelien

[Finwe]

Frodo: I have no idea why Bilbo wanted me to read this boring book on Hobbit reproduction. Maybe he's trying to tell me some....***?!?!?! Was that Rosie in there?!?!?!

[Yavanna228]

'See Spot run. See Spot bark. See hobbit sleep.' *snxxxx*
Um, yes... smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[ElenCala Isil]

*thinks to self* Ok frodo, just keep ur nose in the book, and maybe no one will notice your prosthetic foot is coming off...

[ElenCala Isil]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/captions_s4_4_PippinBrook.jpg
Ok, pretty much self-explanitory! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

For the Frodo reading the book one:

Frodo: Boy, am I glad I found this muffin receipe book. I will be the most popular hobbit in town. That is if I can ever figure out how to make these dratted things!
Hmm, lets see, two scoops chocolate, two scoops sugar...oh this is just getting too complicated!

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

I'm not sure if this is too soon, you may throw things at me if it is.

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200331191558699.jpg

Legolas decides that, on reflection, the second bar of chocolate was a bad idea.

(I'm serious! He looks like he's about to be sick!)

[Yavanna228]

Legolas' anxiety builds at the thought that his hair might, for once, be less than perfect.

Peace

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/pjackson.jpg

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

PJ: ...they are taking the hobbits to Isengard!

Orlando Bloom: uh... PJ?

~Menelien

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

For Legolas:

Boredom sets in on Caradhras as Legolas attempts yet another bubblegum bubble.

For PJ:

"Son of a monkey's uncle on a flaming pogo stick! Did we really do that scene right on the first take?!"

[Finwe]

http://imladris.nu/claudio/surly4.jpg

Elrond: I am NOT wearing Arwen's dress thank you! I got this from the Manly Mahanxar Men mailing catalogue you little Mirkwood sot!

Legolas: *snicker snicker* (To Saelbeth) I order MY robes from Lovely Lothlorien.

[ElenCala Isil]

lol these are funny! but wow, there's a lot of pictures for just one page of the thread! smilies/eek.gif

[Yavanna228]

Elrond: 'Behold the flapping eyebrows! All shall love me and despair!'
smilies/biggrin.gif
Peace

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Agent Smith: To hide the identity...

~Menelien

[Oddwen]

Elrond: Curse Aragorn singing so early in the morning! Death to the Morning People!

*coughPartyAtElrondies (http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1155452)cough*

smilies/biggrin.gif Feeling the urge to promote...my...fanfics....urhg...

[TealDude4]

This one I made.

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/tealdude/balrog_redbull.jpg

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ]

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude4 ]

[Airehiriel]

I will say it again a few of the newer people. While your pictures are apprciated, please do not post a new picture until atleast a day has passed and that picture has received at least four comments. If, after the second day there are only a few comments, you may post another, but as it is you are posting pictures too fast for everyone else to come on and see them and make their own comment. Simply keep your picture in mind until we've had a chance to comment on the picture already posted. This doesn't mean we don't want you to post pictures, we simply want you to be courteous to those whose picture is there first.

Thank you.

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Yavanna228]

TealDude, I can't get the link to work. smilies/frown.gif
Peace

Nevermind, I see it now. smilies/tongue.gif

[ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna228 ]

[Catherine]

*For the Elrond one*
No, i am not mad...my eyebrows are always like this.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(Elrond) Is that Arwen in the bushes over there?

~Menelien

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

For the Balrog:

Gandalf: "So, now we know why you've got wings. I might have known...."

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(The balrog)

Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Balrog: *waves can tantalizingly near his head*
Gandalf: Oh, alright...

~Menelien

[kementari]

smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

For the Red Bull one;

Gandalf: Could I please havesome of that red bull, please? I am really thirsty.

[Bekah]

Stop monsters by drinking Red Bull!

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/image12.jpg

[merenwen]

Legolas: *music starts*...And i'll be right behind your shoulder watching you, i'll be standing by your side in all you do, and i wont ever leave, as long as you believe, YOU JUST BELIEVE!!

[Yavanna228]

Legolas in comforting voice: 'It'll be alright, Aragorn. It's only a basin of water and a washcloth. You can do this.'

Peace

[Ainaserkewen]

*I'm glad I can see these pictures today*

Legolas: Confound it all Sam!!! Aragorn and I were having a moment!!!
Sam: Sorry, I slipped.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Legolas grabs Aragorn's shoulder near the neck and squeezes. And squeezes again. And again.

Aragorn: "Legolas... what the heck are you doing?"

Legolas: "I'm trying to perfect my Vulcan techniques!"

Aragorn: "No more TV for you.

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Okay... not sure if this is allowed.....


http://www.elijahfan.com/images/Scans/Sexy/114.jpg

Its my statue!! Its mine.... my own.... my preciousssssssssss... *starts stroking statue*

[ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

[ElenCala Isil]

And here we see exhibit A: An overdose of Ale, can result in hallucinations, and thinking that you are a bird, such as Frodo here, who is ready to take off for his first flight...(little does he know, there is a window in his way...bwahahahahaha!)

Ok, for all the pervy hobbit-fanciers out there... well... yeah, not the best pic out there is it? smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

[ May 31, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Just to let you people know. I am not a pervy hobbit-fancier....

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

After seeing the hoardes of fangirls on his beautiful lawn, Elijah Wood finally snapped....

[Bekah]

"Tonight, he dies! Let's fly!!!"

*spreads wings and shows his fangs - a vampire!!!!*

[Feared Half-Elf]

For the Legolas and Aragorn one...

Legolas: Awww, come on Aragorn, just one piggy-back? I'm tired! I know, I'll hit you with my bow if you don't...

Aragorn: Then you should have slept prperly in Emyn Muil!

[Yavanna228]

The raging hobbit-man decides to pull a Michael Jackson, sans mask.

Peace

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Luke! I am yo fadda!
(No idea where that came from...)

~Menelien

Edit: The punctuation demon is coming to get me...

[ June 01, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times...

[ElenCala Isil]

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/cast/nonlotrrelated/dmonaghan/coedom_bree056.jpeg

Today, Meriadoc Brandybuck tries to make history with his new invention, trifocals! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times...

*looks at siggy* oh no, what have I started?!?

Oh well.. we've all seen the evidence *looks at 'fondle-y' picture a few pages back and shudders*

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Dominic Monaghan's unsuccessful attempt to male people think he was the human fly.

[Yavanna228]

All because people were too embarrassed to tell Dominic that his glasses were on his head the whole time... smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[The Saucepan Man]

PJ: "No Dom, you cannot be Shelob."

[Himaran]

It looks like there have been five captions for the last photo, so here goes:


http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_merrypippin_isenguard_1.jpg

[Himaran]

After winning the lottery several times over, millionaires Merriadoc Brandybuck and Perigrin Took celebrated by spending their entire cash winning on... you guessed it.

[ElenCala Isil]

Pippin:Merry?
Merry:shh, pip! I think I found the pipeweed!
Pippin:But there's something in the sky, and it's on fire, and it's coming right towards us!!!!!!
Merry: oh good!*takes out pipe* is it a lighter?

smilies/rolleyes.gif oh well.. I tried. smilies/tongue.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

For the sunglasses:

"Now, should I be James Bond, Bono or Nightrider?"

For the latest:

A Hobbit's rendition of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

The glasses one:
I can't see you, you can't see me...

~Menelien

[ June 04, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Alatariel Telemnar]

quote:
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This is what happens when Liv tried to fondle Elijah's ties one too many times...
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*looks at siggy* oh no, what have I started?!?

Oh well.. we've all seen the evidence *looks at 'fondle-y' picture a few pages back and shudders*



You did not start it. 'Twas Liv and The Tie of Many Colors.....

[ElenCala Isil]

perhaps... but I did publically display it, in my signature, and telling you... and a few pages back..

[Alatariel Telemnar]

That's true... but I'm sure many other people have stumbled along that certain picute, but they must have not put the clues together.....

[ElenCala Isil]

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/cast/nonlotrrelated/bboyd/nonrelbilly001_diving.JPG
PJ:Billy, how many times must I tell you-Pippin does not make a surprise appearence at the dead marshes!!!

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Turns out that Pippin's not such a fool of a Took!
Gandalf: "Pippin, how on Middle Earth can you breathe underwater?? You're.... more magical than I am! I never realised I was such a fool of a wizard!"

[kementari]

This is for the one with Elijah Woods looking weird.(he always looks weird, sorry elijah lovers)

Elijah has had tooooo much caffine, much too much. It transforms hime every half moon, but tonoght he had an overdose. And look what happened.

smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Airehiriel]

Okay, time for a new pic.

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttgollum/images/twotowers1062.jpg

Ahhhhh!! What's it doin' with our muffin, precious?! Give it to us, stupid fat hobbit!

[ June 06, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Invite me to your party! NOW!

~Menelien

[Yavanna228]

Gollum before his morning coffee.
smilies/smile.gif
Peace

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

LEAVE MISTER PICKLES ALONE!!!!

[ElenCala Isil]

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/cast/onset/bilbo__bilbo.jpg
ahhh! Bilbo's grown another head out of his shoulder! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Oddwen]

Bilbo finds a new companion-and calls him MiniMe.

Having been banished by Gandalf into the body of a doll, Wormtongue starts sneaking up behind innocent hobbits and scaring the heebie-jeebies out of them.


(I've never seen either of those movies, by the way. What's with the tree-fondlers now?)

[Yavanna228]

Ian: 'He is my own, my creation, my precioussss...'

Peace

[Wolvaurynomir]

"Yesss... I think I will put a dead rat in Sean Astin's pizza box. What do you think, Bad Conscience?"

[ElenCala Isil]

What's with the tree-fondlers now?
hehehe, maybe I'll post that picture too...in time.. bwahahaha! smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Ian: *smiling insanely* There is no highly disturbing creature right behind me, leaning over my shoulder... this is all my imagination...

~Menelien

[Wolvaurynomir]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/206656/fotr_185SMALL.jpg

"Boromir, no matter how much you stare, I'm NOT going to ask you what your elvish eyes see."

[ElenCala Isil]

No Boromir, This isn't Osgiliath...

smilies/rolleyes.gif heh... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Wolvaurynomir]

*much grinning and soft giggling to self* smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

I found you, Boromir, now it is your to close your eyes and count! Quit trying to get out of it.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Aragorn: No matter how much you stare, Boromir, that poisonous rare plant is NOT going to turn into food.

Boromir: So...hungry...

[Yavanna228]

Only Aragorn sees the spider that is about to bite Boromir's hand. And he's not going to say anything. smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[Hirilaelin]

Aragorn: I really think we should get you some glasses...

Boromir: *talking to rock* Geez Aragorn, what's with the stoney silence? What did I do?

[kementari]

Aragon:How many time times have I told you, not to put baking soda on the chicken curry.
Boromir:Ah.... 378 times. I am sorry, couldn't help myself. You know what I'm like around chicken.
Aragon:and look what you've done to Gimli, it's going to take us hours to get him out of that tree. You know he's afraid of heights.
Boromir:*sniffles a tiny sob* I'm sorry it will never happen again.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

The best picture of Aragorn, right here:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/ARAGORN/ttt_aragorn_70.jpg
Heh heh heh...you'l never catch me doing the Wave for Boromir the Disco King...

[Galadriel9]

hee hee... Theoden hasn't noticed his missing sword yet....

[Feared Half-Elf]

Aragorn: Hehehehehehe, Theoden doesn't know what I'm about to do with Snowmane...

Theoden: Aragorn, you know I'm psychic and can read your thoughts!

Aragorn: Darn...!

[Mippin]

Aragorn:Oh look! A pretty flower!!
Theoden:Uhm, Aragorn... you're about to walk into that wall...
*Aragorn walks into the wall*
Thedoen: Don't say I didn't warn you...
Aragorn:...ow...

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: Mippin ]

[Wolvaurynomir]

Aragorn: *serene sigh* "Oh, I'm so happy. I just saved money by switching to Geico."

Théoden: *thinking* "What the heck is he doing? Doesn't he know he's standing in the middle of the trail?! Get out of the way!"

*crunch*

(No, I'm not highly annoyed by most Geico commercials. Why do you ask?)

[ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: Wolvaurynomir ]

[Mippin]

http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/cast/nonlotrrelated/dmonaghan/coedom004_reddish.JPG

I was asked what was with the tree-fondler... after I had shown the tie-fondler (yes, 'tis I...the former ElenCala Isil) well... here you have it... the Tree-Fondler... I'm sure you can think of some caption for this

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Aragorn one:
Aragorn: *sings* Oh, there's nothing halfway, about the Iowa way, to treat you when we treat you which we may not may not may not do at all...

Theoden: What the...

~Menelien

Edit: Dominic one:

Dominic: Yes Billy, I can hear you in there... no, I won't help you get out.

[ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Lëowen]

Dom: Stupid sticky sap....

[Hirilaelin]

Dom: I thought that PJ decided that Old Man Willow wouldn't be in the movie...

[Wolvaurynomir]

Dom's attempts at trying to pick out the sounds of marching orc feet like Aragorn seem to be coming along quite nicely....

[Oddwen]

The Aragorn one: Ohhh, I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener...yes that is what I'd really like to beeee...for if I were an oscar meyer wiener...then everyone would be in love with meeee...
Theoden: Everyone IS in love with you! Boo hoo hoo!

[Airehiriel]

Oh, Oddwen!

Dom takes his love of Treebeard a bit too far.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

There've been 6 replies, I think we can take the next picture now... I think...
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_easterling_5.jpg
*stares up at airplane* What *is* that thing?
Ehrm... okay, I'm running out of ideas, don't mind me. smilies/rolleyes.gif

~Menelien

[Airehiriel]

He is one of the newly discovered midget race. This is a picture of one glaring at Frodo after he almost stepped on him. That should give you an idea of how tall they are.

[ June 12, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[The Barrow-Wight]

This topic has been continued HERE (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000671).

[The Barrow-Wight]

The Crazy Captions game is quite simple. One person puts up a picture and others put up captions that might go with the pic.

Here are the rules for this thread.

Pictures
1) Pictures must not be borrowed from the bandwidth of other sites.
2) Pictures must be no larger than 100K in file size.
3) Each picture wil remain up until at least ten captions have been suggested for it. Once that happens, anyone can put up the next picture.
4) Pictures should come from the movies or animations

Captions
1) Each person may only put up one caption per day.
2) Captions will not be vulgar, religious, political, or otherwise inappropriate. You know what I mean.
3) You may remark on other captions, but only in a post that contains your own caption (no posts will contain remarks only)
4) Anyone can post a caption, including the person who posts the picture.

These are fairly simple rules designed to keep this topic readable. I'm sure most of you will have no problems following them. If you are unsure if you should do something - don't.

[ June 12, 2003: Message edited by: The Barrow-Wight ]

[Airehiriel]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttmiscellaneous/thumbnails/tntwotowers1238.jpg
(This dude always creeped me out!)

My eye! Who stole my eye!

(Okay, if that wasn't obvious.)

[Aragost]

Every time I ride that roller coaster my glass eye falls out.

(Actually at six flags over georgia a guy really did lose his glass eye on a roller coaster)

[Meela]

"Come on, pink in the top, black in the bottom! Need some chalk for that cue, mate?"

[Liriodendron]

"Look Mr Frodo! A bird just flew out of his eye!"

[Dimple Took]

ARRRGGHHH!!!

[Feared Half-Elf]

The Mummy Returns in a new disguise!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Arr! I forgot my eyepatch.

[Lady Iverin]

I swear, if those furshlunginer kids don't stop sneaking up on me and poking my eye out, pretty soon I won't have any money left to by another one.

or

Ah, you found my eye? You didn't? Then what is that in your hand and wait, now it's going into your mouth and- You just ate my eyeball! No, that wasn't a cream puff! Ah!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[arianrod]

"Nice shot, son, but this time try to aim for the targets and not my head."

[Everdawn]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttaragorn/thumbnails/tntwotowers1167.jpg


What about this one guys?

[Wolvaurynomir]

"Ahhh... I'm wearing my lucky shorts today."

[ June 14, 2003: Message edited by: Wolvaurynomir ]

[Meela]

"Must... remove... unsightly stubble..."

[Yavanna228]

Aragorn utilises his sword as a mirror, only to discover that his stubble still hadn't gotten long enough yet.

Peace

[arianrod]

"No wonder Arwen loves me... I'm gorgeous!"

[Finwe]

Manly stubble update: Have won over the heart of random Rohir chick. Think she's the niece of the king. Hmmm... Could start consolidating my empire by using kingly good looks.

[Feared Half-Elf]

News Update: Aragorn uses sword like Galadriel's mirror to spy on Arwen in the shower.

Arwen: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ATTACK OF THE MAN WHO NEEDS A SHAVE!!!!!!

[merry03]

Aragorn - What was that my precious? I need to change? I've already told you! I can't wash the luck out of my lucky shorts that I've had for 10 years!! That's why it hasn't ever been washed. Being washed might upset my chances with that cute Rohir chick!! smilies/wink.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Stupid sword! I'll teach you to poke my hand...

[Rose Cotton]

"I'm too sexy for my sword.."

[Aragost]

Today we will take the ring from Frodo

I'm bad at this

[Elróthiel]

Lets see how long I can hold my breath for! Then I might get that Elvish "paleness" look that is so in fashion nowadays!

OR!

Hey! Does this pose make me look like Jay Leno? It doesn't? Well screw you!!

[Rose Cotton]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/saruman/ttt_saruman_2.jpg

[Meela]

"Ok... is that clear now? One, two, three, jump, twirl, grab your partner and... swing!! Now, from the top..."

[Gorwingel]

Saurman: OK, everyone, come closer, I am going to tell you a secret. You all want to know this, I know. Shhh...I'm wearing a flowery dress under this robe.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Uh...I didn't say the Wildmen smelled like dead Wargs.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Saruman: And you won't buh-lieve what he was wearing...

~Menelien

[Wolvaurynomir]

Karaoke night at the Orthanc.

[Everdawn]

"And that not all, if yall pay by credit card, you get a free set of steak knives!"

[Airehiriel]

Saurman:...and here, this is soap. You use that water we talked about and you get this soap wet and you rub it. Then rub it all over your body. You may want to leave your clothes on, they need it too...

[ June 16, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Finwe]

Saruman: I know, it's true! Theoden got Botox!

random Dunlending: You don't say!

Saruman: But I do! I read it on Wonderful Wizards Weekly!

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Saruman: What do you mean I havn't paid you yet??? smilies/tongue.gif

[Elróthiel]

Saruman: ... And I said to the bartender, "I'm sitting on it!"
Wildmen: *laugh*

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_lorien_3.JPG

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Pippin: Ack! I think I stepped in something... *looks down* ewwwwwww...

[Meela]

Pippin: is that-
Merry: yup, Aragorn with clean hair.
Pippin: *thud*

[Bekah]

Pepperazi (sp?)!! Arrgh!!!

[ June 18, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ]

[Arvedui III]

Pippen: What do you mean, 'No Mushrooms!?!'

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

No! No! I didn't eat all the rations!!!!!

[arianrod]

"I left the water on at Tuckborough..."

[ June 19, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

[Corwyn Celesil]

"What do you mean, you're out of the latest edition of 'Esoteric Quantum Physics Weekly'? How am I supposed to finish my continuum transfunctioner?

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_rivendell_30.JPG

Frodo: Owwwwwie... heartburn!!! I'm never eating Bilbo's chilly again...

[Meela]

"Watch where you're aiming that poker, Pippin!"

[Wolvaurynomir]

Quit playin' games with my heart! My heart!....

*ducks flying objects whilst running away cackling madly*

[Mippin]

Frodo:Bilbo! I just don't like you in that way!!!

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Goldberry]

hehe smilies/biggrin.gif

[Oddwen]

Oh my goodness! He wore WHAT????

[Everdawn]

"Why i never! that sweater is beautiful, its the most wonderful thing ive ever seen! Not to mention the silk is of the finest quality, Chinese no?"


Please dont kill me.... smilies/frown.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/redface.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

Frodo: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR????


(Sorry Darling...)

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

"No! You simply cannot borrow this shirt! It's SATIN, Bilbo! SATIN!! Pippin borrowed my other one and now it's ruined! What makes you think I'm going to give you this one to wear? Hmm? Oh, look now one of my buttons popped off. You've agitated them! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!"

[Feared Half-Elf]

Noooooooo! You will not take my secret bra! Did I say that out loud?

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_sam_shire_1.jpg

[Alatariel Telemnar]

No ones replied...

Little girl: DADDY!! DADDY!!! Your back!!!

Sam: Who's thid little girl?!?! Securtiy!!

Okay that was lame...

[ElenCala Isil]

Elanor: DADDY!!!!! YOU'RE HOME!!!!
*impact of Elanor's rushing to hug Sam nearly knocks him over, and suffocates him with her strong grip*
Sam:*strained*You've been weightlifting again haven't you?

[ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

[Wolvaurynomir]

Samwise Gamgee: Loyal friend, loving father, good karate-practice bag.

[Meela]

Elanor: Daddy, you should seriously consider contact lenses. Mummy's the one inside.

[ June 21, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

picture (http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/Captions/images/captions1.jpg)
*this site doesn't allow direct links, so I used this method*
Did you just call me Mr. Spock? That's highly illogical! (I know, not origional. smilies/wink.gif)

[Meela]

"Arwen!! Put your clothes back on this instant! This is a council, not a cabaret!"

[Yavanna228]

'I've got the urge...for a totally organic experience!'

Peace

[purplefluffychainsaw]

What do you mean Arwen's dresses were found in my cupboard?!

Okay, so not that origanal but...

[VagrantCandy]

I heard that! If you make fun of my tiara one more time behind my back I swear...

[Wolvaurynomir]

"Does this expression make me look like Wolverine?"

[Oddwen]

What? What are you saying? No Samwise, I didn't teach Elanor karate! (Combining the last two pictures here...)

What do you mean "Do I do the Wave"? I'm an elf-lord of old! I don't WAVE!!!!!!

[TealDude4]

Pippin to Merry: I heard that if you say "I've found The One." He will go all crazy.

Elrond: I will tell you... for the last time... Mr. Took. Do not mock... me.

[Finwe]

Arwen! Aragorn! Stop it this instant! I don't care what you two do in Lothlorien, but this is my house, and my rules apply here!

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Mr. Anderson!!! You are in the wrong movie and can't you see I don't have time to kill you!! Get out!!! Get out!!! Pick up that stupid phone and get out!!!

Ok that was a little corny. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

file:///C:/My%20Documents/hama.jpg

Noooo!! Say it isn't so! Aragorn hasn't washed his hair in 50 years?! Ahhhhh! I stood close to that guy!

[ June 26, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

I can't see that pic, Airihiriel. smilies/smile.gif

~Menelien

[Elennar Starfire]

I can't see that last one, but the pippin picture:

Pippins expression right after he walked into the bathroom... Arwen forgot to lock the door. smilies/evil.gif

[Arwen_Evenstar]

For the Frodo one:
'No, Doc, It can't be true!!!'
'I'm afraid so mister baggins...You..you're...Allergic to Mushrooms!'
'NOOOOOOO!!!!'

[Yavanna228]

Frodo: Good grief, it's true! There are such things as haircuts!
smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[arianrod]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_gondoriansoldier_1.JPG

"Laugh if you will, but this fashion is all the rage in Minas Tirith..."

[Maylin]

Look! Its the Loch Ness monster!!

[Aredhel Idril Telcontar]

I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky... I think about it every night and day, just spread my *wings* and fly away...

First try. No flames please smilies/wink.gif

[Aredhel Idril Telcontar]

Ok, lemmie try another one:

What??? Is there something on my head??

[Meela]

Middle Earth had trouble grasping the concept of the aeroplane.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Does my head look big in this?

[peonydeepdelver]

Random Soldier offscreen: Aye, DaVinci's been at it again with those, whaddya call 'em, "flyin' machines"... I still think we should all chase him out of Gondor with torches and pitchforks....

[Oddwen]

And then troops, after the first wave of orcs is taken care of, we're gonna...what are you laughing at, Ingoldf? Do you find this war AMUSING??

[Yavanna228]

'Laugh if you must, but I bet you can't pick up radio waves. Just wait till I'm the only one who knows the odds on the next race. Ha!'
Peace

[Yavanna228]

'That's the last time I ask the guys for advice on picking out a helmet...'
Peace

Sorry, I'm just having too much fun with this picture! It's great! Classic. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Everdawn]

I am just trying to make a statement! NOW THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM MENTAL!

[Lëowen]

What do you mean 'there's a bird stuck on my helmet'?

[TealDude4]

http://image.pathfinder.com/ew/dynamic/imgs/020816/152045__lotr_l.jpg

Aragorn: RUN AWAY!!!!
Soldiers: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

[Finwe]

Aragorn: RUN!!! THEY'VE GOT A SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!

Random Elf: *bows to the almighty shampoo bottle*

[Aredhel Idril Telcontar]

Aragorn: Run for your lives!!! URUK-HAI!!!
Elf: *mumbling* Eww, I think I just stepped in something...

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Elf: Oh, that is a big pile of....

Aragorn:Run for your lives!! Its Gimli in a pink tutu!!!!*pushes everyone in way, to get out of the scene, including the elf*

Elf: *lands face flat in the...*

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

aragorn:motheeeer!that...STUPID...ELF is teasing me again!!!

elf:*muttering* all i said was that he could change hair style, maybe dye his hair blond and now he's bearing tales...

[ElenCala Isil]

Aragorn: NAN BARAD!!!! NAN BARAD!!!!
Elf: Eru! I just had to fail elvish 101 didn't I?

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Following up on ElenCala Isil's caption...

Aragorn: NAN BARAD!!
Random Elf 1: What does that mean?
RE2: Um...do Frodo's funky chicken dance?
Re1: If he says so...

[Everdawn]

Aragron: AN ARMY OF TELETUBBIES! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Aragorn: What do you mean Gandlaf's back? Again? RUN AWAY!

[Helkahothion]

Aragron: AN ARMY OF TELETUBBIES! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!

Elf that bows: Spread the word, Aragorn is an elf hater.
Re: But he is marrying Arwen and she is an elf
Aragorn: Arwen is an elf? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Abedithon le

[Meela]

Elf: get ready to duck, guys! He forgot to deodorise again...

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Aragorn: A Eruchin, ú-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas.

Random Elf: Psst... Your Elvish is a little rusty because you just told us you have a fire eating otter in your pants.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Ah, those are all great!!
I apologize for the size, but I can't resist...
http://lawisewoman.com/baseball1.jpg
"That one, Pippin. He's the one that stole my ice-cream cone!"

[Meela]

Merry: "He dropped me in a puddle, pi- pip? Are you listening??"

Pippin: "I like those shoes..."

[Elennar Starfire]

Merry:*pointing at Boromir* You tried to eat us!

Boromir: I thought you were a squid! Please don't hurt meeeeee!

I wonder what will happen next... smilies/evil.gif

[Elessindil-bloodline]

We want you! For the United States army.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Merry: Stop right now! Thank you very much, we need somebody with a human touch...

*drops to the floor, crawls under a table*
Sorry, that bit of Spice Girls just popped into my head... smilies/rolleyes.gif

~Menelien

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Merry: Look Pippin,look! Look! Look!! Look!!!
LOOK!!!!

Pippin: What?

Merry: Made you look!

Ok that is way over done but I couldn't think of anything else. smilies/tongue.gif

[Catherine]

Merry:Hey Pip, pull my finger.
*Pippin pops his head in*
Pippin:I dont think so, remember what happened last time!

[arianrod]

Merry: Look, Pippin! People are staring at us through the computer screen!

Pippin: Do you think they're going to finish that bag of chips?

[BobTheGrey]

Merry abandons his sword in favor of fighting orcs with his index finger.

You don't have to tell me I need help I already know.

smilies/biggrin.gif

[ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: BobTheGrey ]

[Everdawn]

Merry: We just got Gandalf... youre next!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Merry: Look, its a blueberry muffin! Ooooooooohhhhhhhh!

[purplefluffychainsaw]

**Pippin rases fire to fingertips**

Pippin: So you thought I was just a hobbit... MWHAHAHA!

OR

Aragorn: Great. I gte to be in the backround. I'M THE RIGHTFUL KING OF GONDOR YOU KNOW????

[peonydeepdelver]

"Look Pip! BOROMIR stole the cookie from the cookie jar."
"Who, he?"
"Yes, he."
"Couldn't be!"
"Then who...?"
(Boromir) "Nah, I'm more of a calamari person..."

By the way, Horse-Maiden, where did you find that picture??? It's really funny-looking (but not like the one of the infamous Gondorian soldier.... ) smilies/tongue.gif

[ July 02, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ]

[ElenCala Isil]

http://www.angelfire.com/rings/shieldmaiden/Frodo06.jpg
*thinking to self* Wow, I thought my hair was about to devour my soul....get a look at that lady's hair!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Can I go out with Sam now? Please...I made my homework and washed windows...and I'll be home at nine!

[Helkahothion]

I didn't steal your blue contactlenses. Honest. Look at my eyes, would a puppyeyed kid like this lie to you?

[Alatariel Telemnar]

What do you mean theres been a change in the script???? What do you mean I'm not playing Frodo anymore???? What do you mean the balrog has wings???? oh now it doesn't??? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!! *thinks to self* man, where'd I put that blasted tie of mine?

[Anything but Arwen]

Frodo: *thinking to self* That is one BIIIIIG spider in her hair...

[Silmiel of Imladris]

I came all this way through orcs, goblins, and Elvish guards what's more, and all I get is a puke colored cloak and a fire fly in a jar???!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]

[Lily Bombadil]

Frodo: What d'you mean, you won't marry me?

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Frodo: You're stepping on my foot.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

http://www.legomirk.com/lotrscript2002/cap483.jpg

[Meela]

"Darned... glue..... GIMLI!!!!"

[Everdawn]

Legolas Thinking**: At last my deed is done, all the girls love me!!! Now i can just sit back and look pretty, and let Aragorn do all the work...hehe. smilies/evil.gif

[Aredhel Idril Telcontar]

Legolas thinking: Wait till Aragorn finds out what I wrote on his back smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Finwe]

Legolas: I'm too sexy for my shirt...

Random Rohirrim girls: Take it off! Take it off!

[Gamja]

Legolas: observe, boys and girls, how you throw two knives at once...

off the screen person: They're arrows you idiot!

[Catherine]

Legolas Do my armpits smell?
Person not in pic:Put those arms down!

[ July 05, 2003: Message edited by: Catherine ]

[Oddwen]

"Ahh, there's nothing leisurely scraaaaatching your own back when you know perfectly well nobody else can because they aren't limber elves..."

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Hm, I think I'll take this random moment to give my hair a quick lookover.

[Brinniel]

Legolas attempts to pry away the gum that Gimli stuck in his hair last night.

[Helkahothion]

Legolas: Must have knifes. Mst stab Orc or die. Why isn't knife coming out.

Gimli with glue: *snigger*

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

http://www.legomirk.com/lotrscript2002/cap456.jpg
Hiss.....

[Meela]

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Did YOU steal the cookies from the cookie jar? Then you diiiieeeeee!!"

[Elennar Starfire]

"What did you call my mother?"

For the Legolas one:

"Wait! My braid's coming undone!"

or

"Is my tag sticking out?"

[Helkahothion]

Hey aragorn, your ring looks awkwardly like mine. And I lost mine. Give it to me!

Aragorn: You stupid Hobbit, you threw your ring in a firey chasm. I got this ring from my great grandfather. You suffer from Ringophobia.

Frodo: Ring? Where?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Frodo: Weeelcome to the 'cook with Mr Frodo' show again. Today we will make some boiled rabbit. first peel the potatoes. And if you don't have a knife, use a sword like I do...

[Catherine]

Frodo:The hills are alive with the sound of music!!
Opps...wrong movie

[Brinniel]

It was at this moment Arwen realized it was too late to save poor Frodo from his impending doom.

[Everdawn]

Frodo: how dare you call me short and bug-eyed! Lets see ya do it now im the one with the bloody sword!"

[Helkahothion]

Gollum: I'm going to punch your lights out.

Frodo: Ohw yeah? Let's see how you can do it with one...FREAKEN EYE!

Saw the mask again. Boy is that movie funny smilies/biggrin.gif

Abedithon le

[Oddwen]

"Sam! Keep looking for that spatula! The eggs are almost done and I don't think I can flip them with a sword!"


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_parthgalen_3.JPG
Introducing, SAMWISE PRESLEY singin' his greatest hit!

"You ain't nothin' but a Slinker, whinin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Stinker, cryin' all the time
You may have caught a rabbit but youwain't no friend of mine!"

[Helkahothion]

*After 50 kilometers it is Bibi Nankela the....wait a minute, what is that fat kid doing there?*

Sam: Autograph, autograph!

[Everdawn]

Sam: NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WERE LIONS IN NEW ZEALAND!

or...

Sam: ARAGORN, NOT ONLY HAS THE ARMY OF TELETUBBIES TAKEN HELM'S DEEP, THEY HAVE COME UNTO AMON HEN AS WELL!

[ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ]