Crazy Captions

[Boromir88]

Guard in the front: (whispering to robed guard) Do it, do it!

Robed guard: (cough) Theoden's momma was a hamster.
or....

Theoden: There is the man that stole my pink elephant!

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.lotruk.com/atthemovies/scripts/rotkscene48.jpg
Eomer didn't think that agreeing to joust with the Haradrim was the smartest thing he had ever done.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Eomer's failure to grasp the concept of perspective was always getting him into trouble...

[mormegil]

Eomer uses he newly invented, though comically oversized, laser pointer in hopes of blinding the rider of the mumakil.

[Gil-Galad]

Stay on target...stay on target...

[Vinyacoriel]

Eomer: Maby I can through this spear and knock one of the guys off nah, LEGOLAS!!!!!!!

[THE Ka]

Much beknownced to others, Eomer was a regular Monet on horseback...


~ Impressionist Ka

[Formendacil]

Eomer: "Sure, it's big enough..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eomer: I'll show that Legolas who can be most stylish with a wepon...

OR

Eomer took animal rights a little too far when protesting against using oliphants in circuses.

[Anguirel]

In the Rohan-Harad snooker final, Eomer Eadig takes on Jimmy the Mumak...

[Lhunardawen]

Helm's Deep (?) pic:

Aragorn follows Theoden around, with an innocent look on his face, as the king of Rohan searches for the man responsible for his limping.

[Lalwendë]

"What a beautiful view!" Eomer chose the wrong moment to get his sketchbook and pencils out.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eomer: Oh blast, the Oliphant has some garlic stuck between his teeth! HOLD STILL!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The Pelennor Fields' polo tournament had to be canceled as the Haradrim abused the rules...You just don't play polo riding an Oliphaunt.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Blimey! That fortune-teller was right - I am going to be crushed by an Oliphaunt today!"

[Mithalwen]

Eomer realises it had been a mistake to give Treebeard the job as Elephant keeper at Edoras Safari Park ... or at least not to specicify that the animals should not be given ent-draught.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eomer: Here’s for the new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/apredicument.bmp

Pippin began to think that maybe, just maybe, this was too much ale for him.

[mormegil]

It's one of those pics that some of us can't see :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Is that any better?

[mormegil]

Yes thank you...still trying to think of something to say though :)

[Anguirel]

"Put him in the scales and see if he weighs more than a goose!"

Or words to that effect...

[Bungo Baggins]

Pippin suddenly realized he had climbed for nothing and there were no mushrooms to be found.

[Encaitare]

Pippin: Gandalf.... I threw up.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

I'm Gonna Jump!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: There appears to be a small community of pidgins in this bowl.

[mormegil]

As pippin finally reaches the top he realizes that he forgot a match.

[Gurthang]

Despite the intense situation, Pippin couldn't help but wonder why his new magazine hadn't come yet. :confused:

[Kath]

As the bundle of wood beneath his feet begins to fall away Pippin begins to think Gandalf might really have it in for him.

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "Where the heck did my legs go!!??"

[The Elf-warrior]

Pippin: "Hey, guard guy! There's a bomb in the beacon!"

[Gil-Galad]

First Guard: hey what are you doing?

Pippin: help me, i fear i might fall

Second guard: Fear? you do not know fear

First Guard: Fear is when you ride a pony up a mountain

Pippin: were doomed...

[Larien Telemnar]

*Thinking* When I get down from here I'm gonna kick P.J's butt for not hiring stunt doubles......... If I down from here!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

As Gandalf attempts to trick Pippin into a "hot bath," the hobbit gets suspicious.

[Oddwen]

When Sam took sick, Pippin took over camp cooking for the Fellowship. He...counted on leftovers.

Or...

"Whassa matter, eyes bigger than your stomach?"

Or...

Gandy: "Pippin! I said light the beacon, not bacon!" (taken from Councilofelrond.com)

Or...

Pippin reacts with horror when he finds the Saucepan Man cooking in one of his own saucepans.

[wilwarin538]

Pippin: Wait a minute, his big pile of wood is already on fire. hahaha that means I came up here for nothing. hehehe GANDALF! (no....you aren't supposed to get it)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

What's that, invisible leprechaun? You want me to.......pour this huge bowl of boiling oil on the innocent people down below?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin reacts with horror when he finds the Saucepan Man cooking in one of his own saucepans.

Its a sign of the Apocalypse! Do you not know that old prophesy?

"When Eru has finished his all important plans
And Saucepan man cooks in his own Pans
The world shall come to an end
So good luck, my dear friend"

Anyway... ...

Pippin thought he was a shoe-in to win the annual Biggest Pot competition, but Bill the Balrog proved him wrong.

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin's only dilemma now was deciding whether to dump the barbecue sauce over the french fries, or dip the fries in it one at a time.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Oi! Gandalf's stealing my car!

[Oddwen]

Pippin dangles from the edge of the Troll's kettle drum, wondering just where he went wrong...

[Meela]

After going to so much trouble, Pippin wondered why nobody turned up to sample his new experimental ale, which he proudly labelled Took's Tonsil-Twister (Or something equally as fearsome...)

[The Only Real Estel]

"Hold up, why is the rum gone?"

[Mithalwen]

Pippins can't climb down because their cloaks get in the way.....

[Lalwendë]

I wonder if anyone else has trouble with Garden Hobbits ruining their hanging baskets too?

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "My God! He's climbing!"

[Lhunardawen]

Peregrin Took takes one final look at Minas Tirith as he prepares himself to be boiled...alive.

Pippin: What's life if Merry got that hot Rohirrim chick all to himself?

[Anguirel]

PIPPIN: (at the top of Taniquetil) Merry, you trickster! There aren't any mushrooms in the cooking pot up here...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin prepares to dive into his Pool-of-a-Took.

Badum-tss.

[The Saucepan Man]

Pippin: The Bowls! The Bowls!

[Nimrodel_9]

Poor Pippin realizes he dosen't have enough cereal to fill his bowl. :(

Nim ;)

[The Only Real Estel]

Caveman Words of Wisdom:
Man who cannot let go of pot is addicted.

[Boromir88]

Pippin: Hey where'd that picture come from?
http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_bk2/amonhen_boromir_hitwitharrow1_cz_tn.jpg
Boromir: Message for you sir.

[Ainaserkewen]

Oh classic, Boromir.

Pippin: I told you if you didn't cut out your ballet you'd get shot.

[mormegil]

Pippin: Boromir I think there is a good chance that I can get that out without staining your shirt.

[Fingolfin II]

Pippin slipped some Green Dragon ale to a woodpecker.

Result: It missed the tree.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin's reaction to Boromir's new fashion statement: It'll never catch on...

OR

Pippin: Boromir, you appear to have been shot with a large arrow.

Merry: I think he can see that.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Little did Boromir know, what Pippin's science project was about when he volunteered to help him.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The days of Merry's William Tell impressions were over.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When told "It's not over till the fat Gondorian sings", one over enthusiastic fan takes care of business.

Also:

The days of Merry's William Tell impressions were over.

Especially as he was aiming at Aragorn.

[THE Ka]

Pippin: wWOOOW!

Merry: Oh, Pippin! Would you stop being so dramatic!


~ :D Ka

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Murder on the dancefloor.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor sticks by his "Shoot the messenger" policy.

[Kitanna]

Pippin: Aragorn, I think we should stop playing William Tell.

But since Eomer already touched on that...

Boromir's mind: I should have used the hobbit as a shield.

[Boromir88]

Merry: I warned you not to touch that picture.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots_ttt/mtv_gamlingshouting_tn.jpg

Gamling: Nazgul!...Wait, wrong scene.

[THE Ka]

Rider: Grr! I'm a mean pig-man! Oink Grr! *

Nazgul: Double looks Uhk! What got into that gene pool?!


* he shouldn't had turned his nose up to many times at other creatures, now his nose resembles a pig!

~Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It’s Gandalf the grey! Clocked!

OR

Why you should never ride behind an Oliphant after curry night.

[Anguirel]

GAMLING: Defend against 10000 Orcs? No way! I'm off!

[Lhunardawen]

Boromir pic:
Treebeard thought he was a pincushion...

Gamling pic:
The warg found that expression terribly appetizing.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gamling: No, Théoden! I didn't take your pizza! Nooooooooooooo!

[Kath]

His mother warned him that he would get stuck like that if the wind changed but Gamling just didn't listen.

[Holbytlass]

Gamling,'This is what happens when Pippin pours boiling oil on you'!

[Gil-Galad]

...Guess who forgot their capital One card during the battle...

[The Saucepan Man]

Inexplicably, Gamling is attacked by a giant cartoon fish ...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Raaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! I am Simba, the Lion King! Rrrrrr..................oh wait, no I'm not."

[mormegil]

ARGH! The sky isn't blue! It's actually Cyan!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gamling looks to the skies, and is horrified by the enemy's new creation: winged badgers.

[Formendacil]

Gamling is increasingly frustrated by the lack of his men to inform him if Balrogs be winged or not.

"How can I plan this attack without that knowledge??"

[Kitanna]

As Gamling watches the house go up in flames, he suddenly remembers he left the stove on.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gamling looks to the skies, and is horrified by the enemy's new creation: winged badgers.

No, it's worse! Winged Balrogs! :eek:

Or


Gamling watches in anticipation as Denathor attempts to fly of the edge of Minas Tirith.

[Lalwendë]

Gamling hears the Crazy Frog once too often.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Lalwendë, you speak the truth. Hearing it once, is one time too many... :D

Anyway,

Gamling was shocked by the new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/lost.jpg

Gandalf still refused to admit that he had no idea of where he was.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The sun? In the sky? Inconceivable!

EDIT: You could post a new pic before I'm done with the old one.... :p

Let's see......

Gandalf: "Mountains? In Rohan? Inconceivable!" :D

[Kath]

Gandalf: Hmm, where did I leave that dratted Hobbit?

[Meela]

Gandalf's new defence strategy was to hide Minas Tirith under his cloak. The Gondorians didn't complain, at least it stopped him being uncloaked.

Or

Yet another tourist complains about false advertising after following the signs to the Gap of Rohan.

[Kitanna]

Gandalf: I am so sick of those Hobbits hiding in the tall grass!

[Bêthberry]

Gandalf: "If only the hills could play some other music sometimes I wouldn't be on the verge of going mad."

[Orominuialwen]

I knew I should've turned left at Rivendell!

Edit: I just realized that this was my 300th post. Yay!

[narfforc]

Damn I knew should have taken that Camelot job!!

[Anguirel]

The Before box on a Saruman Enterprises Ad.

Wizards! Feeling depressed? Lonely? Don't despair!

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10075000/10075075.jpg

Become a Minion of Evil (TM) and meet the orc buddies of your dreams!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf the grey stars in: The eternal search for the contact lens!

OR

Gandalf finds himself wondering if taking directions from an Orc was an all together good idea.

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf boldly goes where nobody has been before. And misses the evidence that Bill the Pony went there before him.

[Gil-Galad]

Gamling*to Hama*: i originally auditioned for your role, thought it would be cool

*warg jumps down and kills Hama*

Gamling: holy crap!... i knew i was the beautiful one...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Ang, I'm thinking:

"Isengard Encounters" :eek:

[Kitanna]

Isengard's Beautiful People's Club

[Boromir88]

Gandalf Pic:

Gandalf lives up to one of his nicknames...(someone guesses the right one you get confetti).

Saruman pic:

"Come see the story of Saruman and his technicolored robe live on broadway. Starring Chris Lee and his creepy friends."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Has to be the Grey Wanderer. If not, then it's at least applicable; thus I must receive confetti on a technicality. ;)

The Grey Wanderer during a characteristically long journey to the supermarket for eggs and milk.

[The Saucepan Man]

Orc: Oy! Wizard! Get yer hand outta me ear!

[Boromir88]

Eomer, do you prefer UPS or FedEx?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: A horse! A horse! My kingdom, for a horse!

[The Only Real Estel]

Middle Earth Personals by Ugluk didn't look like a very promising web site.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Gandalf pic: "Who's bleeping idea was it to situate the outhouse way over here, anyway?"

[The Only Real Estel]

Isengard Surgeons Inc.- Fine surgery & amputations. Fee: An arm & a leg

[Gurthang]

'We want you for the Isengard Army.'

OR

Saruman thought he could make a little cash on the side by selling posters in Mordor. Naturally, Sauron was not amused.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman's pic:

Saruman was not happy with the photographer when he refused to capture his good side.

Gandalf's picture:

Judging an Ent long-jump competition meant long walks.

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf pic:

During his free time, Gandalf tries to look for Alatar and Pallando. (The former, by the way, is hiding right here in the Downs. :D )

Saruman pic:

The secret power of Saruman's staff: turn annoying, hideous Orcs into stone.

[mormegil]

Christopher Lee speaking to himself at the shooting: "be the orc...You are the orc!!!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Saruman: Haha! In this poster I am the prettiest!

[Kath]

Saruman: No, I'm in the middle!

[Ainaserkewen]

This is how the Lord of the Rings publicity poster would have looked if the bad guys had won. Peter Jackson kept it locked up in his office just incase something went wrong.

[Gil-Galad]

Sauron: Surely you can put me in it

Saruman: sorry i've spent all the funny and stop calling me Shirley


(Edit: oh thats a big typo...i'll leave it... :cool: )

[THE Ka]

Just in case the other projects didn't pull through, Saruman organized a 'boy band' to target a younger crowd...

~Ka

[The Only Real Estel]

Wrongful death at the hands of Uruks case? The law office of Cheatem, Swindler, & Grabb are at your service!

[Boromir88]

The opening Scene to Saruman's Broadway show with friends....
http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/rotk_latestimages/pippin_stealingpalantir_tn.jpg
The Golden Hall's security cameras catch Pippin red handed.

[Formendacil]

On his deathbed, Gandalf entrusts Pippin with the most sacred of tasks: safeguarding the Golden Mongoose!

[THE Ka]

Pippin trys out for the hit-show among young hobbits: Hops and Cops...


~ Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Okay Gandalf, but why do you need all this wine at this time of night?

Gandalf: Shut up! You Fool of a Took!

Pippin: :rolleyes:

OR

Pippin: I should have taken this Palantir back at Isenguard, but oh well.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

What would be a better place to hide an enormous Easter egg than Gandalf's beard?!

[Lhunardawen]

Pippin conjured magic -- a pumpkin from sleeping Gandalf's ear.


And for Saruman's pic (again):

The second secret power of Saruman's staff: protect his soul from the camera.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Pippin successfully hypnotizes Gandalf with a pumpkin.

"I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!"

[Gurthang]

Look! It's Lord of the Rings... in black and white!

OR

Despite the fact that Gandalf had already passed out, Pippin insisted on pouring him another pint. :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Despite it being the Middle of the night, Pippin still wanted to know how to be like Gandalf! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/BelikeGandalf.jpg)

[Kitanna]

"I am Rudy Giuliani, you must forgive Homer!"
Haha! :D

Sometimes at night Pippin liked to watch over Gandalf as he slept...

[Gil-Galad]

...as Charlie Chaplin runs through...

[Kath]

Pippin: Ok so I club him over the head with this pumpkin - wait! Pumpkins! Argh!

[wilwarin538]

After receiving the short stick, Pippin is the one that has to recloak the sleeping uncloaked Gandalf. :eek: :D ;)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Pippin undertakes a daring quest to gather all the Rings of Power to him: he begins with Narya.

[Bêthberry]

Pippin: "Roll over Gandalf and tell Saruman the news."

(I was going to post something like "A picture best not shown to Michael Jackson" but then I wouldn't want to countermand an American jury. Nor, considering McKellen's own orientation, would I want to suggest any malfeisance on his part. Or Tolkien's. :D )

[Lalwendë]

How Pippin got an ASBO.

Because he forgot to wear his hoodie he was soon recognised when the clip went out on Crimewatch.

"Don't have nightmares. And sleep well..."

[Ainaserkewen]

Bad boys, bad boys,
Watcha gonna do,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

[Boromir88]

Pippin takes Gandalf's scrapbook...

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/decipher_cards/069_olddifferences.jpg

Elf being held up by Legolas: You have no arms, what are you going to do...bleed on me?
Dwarf: Just because I have no arms doesn't mean I can't shove my foot up your ____ (fill in the blank)...

[Gil-Galad]

...Legolas got served...who would have thought somebody could beat his Elvish Pop dancing?...

[Ainaserkewen]

Men: My Gawd are they tall...

[Kitanna]

Elf: How dare you insult my frock!

[The Elf-warrior]

Elf: "The Sacrilege! Who scrawled 'For the best beer west of Bree visit the Green Dragon!on that ancient wall'? I'll bet it was one of those vulgar dwarves!"

Legolas: "Hold your horses. That's Pippin's handwriting."

[Gil-Galad]

Elf: Whose this elf? whose this elf! Hes Legolas! who nearly survived the dreaded Chicken of Bristol! who personally wet himself at the battle of Saxon Hill! Hes Legolas the-not-as-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot!

Legolas: please stop, you've helped enough now...

[The Saucepan Man]

Legolas takes advantage of the situation to make a grab for Glorfindel's wallet*.

*My initial thought involved something other than a wallet, but this is a family board ... :eek: ;)

[Oddwen]

As the debate raged, Legolas threatened to release his entourage.
Men: "No, please! We have no weapons, we are a peaceful folk!"

Or...

Legolas: Oh yeah? You and your Dwarvish racket can...ooh, Glorfindel! Is that velvet you're wearing?
Glorf: Dude! Keep your hands to yourself!

[Holbytlass]

Pippin...TRICK OR TREAT!!

[The Only Real Estel]

(Pippin pic)

Pippin's lifelong search had come to an end when he finally found The Great Pumpkin.

[Ainaserkewen]

Little did they know that the mysterious man in the corner was wearing a hidden camera on his shoe trying to sneak glances up elven robes.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The elves seemed to be the only ones who did not notice the giant pumpkin that was floating through the air behind them.

OR

The elves were too distracted by the pretty flowers on the ground to notice Gandalf the grey... ... Cloaked!! It was shocking!

[Bêthberry]

Legolas: "Watch me. I can fly! I can fly! I can fly!"

[Lalwendë]

Legolas bids for a moment of calm as tempers get heated at the hair salon. Elf: "You want to charge me fifty groats for this mullet? You're out of your mind!"

[The Saucepan Man]

Day 21 in the Big Brother (Unhomely) House:

Tempers flare when Gimli accuses the Elves of using osanwe to fix the nominations.

[Bywaters]

The atmosphere is tense as the annual game between the Elves, Men and Dwarves heats up.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gimli boldly states that Balrogs had wings, causing quite the scene.

[Kath]

The most recent addition to Pop Idol was certainly causing some tension.

[Gil-Galad]

http://www.barrowdowns.com/images/themes/nazgul5.jpg


Nazgul: its okay, i got Geico

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Ring wrath now realised why Sauron made the "Don't drink and ride" policy.

R-W: Uuuggghhh... I must be really drunk... the rivers getting bigger...

[The Elf-warrior]

Khamul: "It burns us! It freezes us!"

WiKi: "We need another spokesmen."

[Mithalwen]

The idea of a flying horse had been a good one... if only it had two fulsized wings...

and because I can't resist it .....

Does a one-winged horse swim in circles? ;)

[narfforc]

The Ringwraiths turn up at Rivendell at the worst possible time: Just when everyone are flushing their lavatories.

[Meela]

(Pippin pic):

The case of the missing Palantir remains unsolved when security can't find the right footage. However, the whereabouts of Gandalf's missing bowling ball is revealed...

(Elf pic):

Once again, a confrontation ensues when one of the men mistakenly compliments Legolas on having such charming sisters.

(Nazgul pic):

Nazgul: I told you it was a bad idea to wolf-whistle Arwen.

[Oddwen]

Everyone knows why the Nazgûl and their horses were frightened enough to jump into the Bruinen, right? It was the sight of Glorfindel...uncloaked!

[Lalwendë]

The Nazgul had taken great efforts with boot polish to make their horses look more Goth but it would all come to naught when it rained heavily one day.

[Bêthberry]

Of the Nazgul it was intoned: "Water, water everywhere, and so they dropped at the brink."

OR:

The Continuity Girl on Peter Jackson's set: "I didn't think horses would react that way to a little snogging."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Elrond: "How ironic: the hunter has become the hunted..."

Gandalf: "Stop starting every sentence with 'How ironic...'

[Kath]

Nazgul: Damn! *horses head falls off due to miscalculated sword swipe* Did not mean to do that!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

R-W: Water? In a River? Inconceivable!

Frodo: see, I'm not the only one!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Crikey! Where did that river come from?"

[Kitanna]

Wraith: Why the hell do all my vacations end this way?

[Gurthang]

Witch-King: "Oh, crap! I dropped my keys!"

OR

It was everyone's first day whitewater rafting. They had never expected to see Ringwraiths! Luckily someone had a camera. Too bad he didn't get a shot of that Sasquatch they passed.

[Gil-Galad]

Nazgul: ....! there goes my lunch...

[Boromir88]

Ringwraith 2: Has anyone figured out why we are running into the water?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

"LotR on Ice" was being a great success until somebody turned the heater on.

[Lhunardawen]

Rivendell pic:

What a funny way to resolve conflicts...by an armspan length competition.

Nazgul pic:

The Ringwraiths understand the need to be well-rounded; they take up swordsfighting and swimming lessons at the same time.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Nazgûl's Horse: If I live to regret this I swear I'll take those swimming lessons.

[Boromir88]

Ringwraith 1: Hi-Ya! :slices and hacks with sword:
Ringwraith 2: I wonder how long it will take for him to figure out that isn't working.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

As they speed under the bridge, the Ringwraiths are attacked by kids with water balloons.

[Anguirel]

KHAMUL, SHADOW OF THE EAST: Whoaaa, greeeaaat surfing, dude...

GANDALF: This is an evil beyond all of us.

ELROND: Alas! The river cannot overcome the power within the Surferwraiths of Morrrrrdor!

[Formendacil]

As any reader of Unfinished Tales will know, Tolkien never did figure out how the Ringwraiths crossed the Hoarwell on their way to the Shire:

Ringwraith #5: "Sir, it's another branch of that river again. How are we going to cross it this time?"

[wilwarin538]

The nazgul ride so fast that there cloaks fly off, so they end up looking like this:

http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/viewImage.php?id=85

(hope the link works ok)

[Boromir88]

It works...I wonder if we can get a picture of it...

http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/archive/characters/elostirion-nazgul.jpg

The Nazgul advertise for their new aging gel...

[Firefoot]

Neither Nazgul used to believe it when their mothers told them that their faces would become stuck if they kept them like that...

[Ainaserkewen]

Nazgul on the Right: Oh Crap. Hey guys...I have to pee!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/abc.bmp Not good

I can't see this new picture. It's all very mysterious.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Nazgûl on left: Ringwraith . . . phone . . . home.

[Meela]

It wasn't too difficult to spot who stole all the sugar...

[Kitanna]

Two Wraiths desperately seek the help of Avon lady from Edward Scissorhands.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

R-W: I knew I should have take that Job at McDonalds...

[Boromir88]

You have now entered the deepest, darkest corner of the....twilight zone...doo doo doo doo...

[Gurthang]

PJ: "Who let those extras into the wardrobe trailer?!" :mad:

OR

Smile for the camera!

[Lhunardawen]

The Ringwraiths in a game of Statues.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

R-W: I think it’s high time we had a new picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/1apple.jpg

Ring wraith: Well, Hobbits are like car keys; they are bound to be behind the sofa.

[Lhunardawen]

The hobbits tried a different angle but still couldn't determine if it really was Gandalf.

[mormegil]

Can you do the picture again. I can't see that one.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Any better?

Here's my caption...

Fear is pushed to its very limits when the hobbits try and hide away from the Nazgûl's beer drinking completion.

R-W: Uuurrrggg... I feel sick!

Hobbits: :eek: Eeek!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The kids would always hide at bathtime...

[Anguirel]

KHAMUL: Must...find...cabbage...of power...

SAM: Nooo, you filth. I won't let you feed the Orc legions on eternal sauerkraut...

[mormegil]

For Sam, holding his shirt always provided comfort in the darkest hours.

or

Kamul: This wood would make a great material for my new desk.


(yes it works thank you)

[Holbytlass]

"TAG, you're it!!"

[Boromir88]

Farmer Maggot's hired new help to stop them dratted Hobbits from stealing his cabbages...

or

Pippin: Unless you can get this from my kung-fu grip you aint getting it.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Caption One (for the general audience)


Sam: Please, sir. I’d like some more.

Khamul: More!
Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!
Never before has a boy wanted more!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store.
There a dark, thin, winding
Stairway without any banister,
Which we'll throw him down, and
Feed him on cockroaches
Served in a canister

All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: What will he do
When he's turned black and blue?
He will curse the day
Somebody named him

All: Sam-Gam-gee!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: Never before has a boy wanted more!

Khamul, Frodo, Merry and Pippin: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Frodo: He won't ask for more
When he knows what's in store.

Khamul: There's a sooty chimney
Long overdue for a sweeping out
Which we'll push him up,
And one day next year
With the rats he'll be creeping out!

All: Sam Gamgee! Sam Gamgee!

Khamul: What will he do
In this terrible stew?
He will rue the day
Somebody named him...

All: Sam-Gam-gee!



Caption Two (for you-know-who-you-are)

Fordim Hedgethistle: Come out from your hiding, little ones, and join the game!

Players in Shadow of the West (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=11357): *cower*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

While the other cowered from the Ringwraith, Frodo seemed more disgusted by the smell of that wood.

[Formendacil]

Ringwraith: "Where is it, my precious??"

[The Only Real Estel]

Of all the babysitters, this one was the worst.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

R-W: Just give me my other hand back and we'll all go out for some ice cream.

[mormegil]

Pippin yells "Expecto Patronum!"

Frodo: "Idiot that's the wrong world."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Oops! Dropped me keys. I'll just reach over to pick them up and........well, well, well, what do we have here! Hobbits, eh? Well, they'll make a nice feast for my horse, ooo yes indeedy! And I'll cut off their hair and use it for black magic and then I will become the Dark Lord! Ooo yes, o my............."

.....and he goes on like that.

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin realizes that today might've been a good day to leave his large pet toad at home, given his habit for ribbetting (sp) at the most inopportune times.

[Kath]

As the world tipped precariously to one side everyone grabbed on to something solid.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Sam Gamgee regrets that he left his brand new roll of duct tape at home. He's just sure that the ole Gaffer's gonna nab it, drat but it sure would have served a useful purpose in this here situation.

[Kitanna]

Halloween was always the most frightening time in the Shire.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Scary hood: $25

Scary gauntlets: $170

Keeping those darned Hobbits out of your crops: Priceless.

Yes, Farmer Maggot is a MallornCard user.

[Lhunardawen]

Merry: Now, Sam! Take out that camera!

[Oddwen]

Sam: Please don't look down my shirt, please don't look down my shirt, pleasepleasepleaseplease *whimper*

[Gurthang]

Sam just noticed a spider on the wood, right in front of his nose. :eek:

OR

Suddenly Pippin realized that this rider was wearing blue, not black. Whew! :o

OR

Lying there minding their own business, the hobbits had no idea what was creeping up out of the pond.

[Boromir88]

The "Diversion" has been revealed...We all think Frodo has the ring but really it's Sam. Or is it, Sam is faking that he has the ring making us think he has it, but really Frodo still has the ring? Or maybe Pippin has it? :rolleyes:

[Gil-Galad]

...The Nazgul's tickling technique seemed to work more then trying to cut there heads off...


or or!


Sam: were done for mr Frodo

Frodo: its okay Sam

Sam: how is it okay?

Frodo: i got Geico



(i'm using that forever now...)

[The Only Real Estel]

Ringwraith: "I know you're here, poppets. Come out! I promise I won't hurt you. You've gotten something of ours and it calls to us...the Ring calls to us..."

[The Saucepan Man]

Khamul: Boo!

[The Elf-warrior]

Khamul: "Now where did I leave my cell phone?"

Sam: (To himself.) "My Gaffer always knew I was stupid. Why did I have to steal the Black Rider's cell phone?"

[Lhunardawen]

Suddenly Pippin realized that this rider was wearing blue, not black. Whew! It was Pallando, trying to update himself with the world.

Pallando: Oh look, what cute animals!

[Nimrodel_9]

I told you we shouldn't have stolen his keys!

[Gurthang]

Pippin was suddenly extra grateful that he had brought his Cabbage Patch dolly along. :rolleyes:

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Boy Merry! When you pick them wrong, you really pick them wrong!"

Merry: "Shhh! I think she's coming!!" :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

And you thought the Nazgul were looking for The Ring! No! They were looking for a new picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/01gandalf.jpg

Gandalf: And I have this terrible pain all down my left hand side.

Frodo: Good Lord! Gandalf's turned into Marvin!

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo stares in helpless horror as a lock of Gandalf's hair prepares to strangle him.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: Is that Gandalf? But he's . . . cloaked . . .

[Kath]

While Gandalf gets high Frodo watches in shock as his cloak begins to come apart at the back.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo stares in horror at the huge spider on Gandalf's back.

[narfforc]

Frodo: Why are you wincing?

Gandalf: I just can`t bear to look when I am clipping my toenails.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Gandalf had a severe identity crisis. Why had a balrog just called him "my son" and why did Frodo keep slinging tiny pieces of metal at him and referring to him as Magneto?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf stole Frodo's pipe... Gandalf must pay!

[Gurthang]

Frodo suddenly realizes that Gandalf isn't watching his staff. :eek: Oh, the Possiblities...!

OR

Gandalf had his head surgically reattached on top of his left shoulder.

OR

"Yes, Frodo, I did bring my chair along."

OR

Frodo has no idea what's going on.

[mormegil]

Frodo is shocked when he thinks to himself "I've never realized how big Gandalf's nose really is"

[Formendacil]

Frodo stares in dismay as Gandalf's mind starts to atrophy....

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo found his lost Tarantula, but doesn't have the heart to tell Gandalf

[Mithalwen]

When Gandalf went misty eyed recounting his memories of young Primula Brandybuck, Frodo had an awful premonition that he was about to find out who his real father was.....

[Meela]

Gandalf may have been pleased to break the Middle-earth record for longest fingernail, but it was beginning to disturb Frodo.

[elronds_daughter]

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to lead an expidition through the Mines. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't."

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "Yes, that's right Frodo, I used to be an animal judge. Oh, they just settle disputes and the like between animals...I was assigned to the dog division. *Sigh* I eventually quit though; I just couldn't take all the he-shed she-shed."

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo stares in horror as Gandalf talks to his hair.

Gandalf: My pipe? Oh, sure...here you go.

[Boromir88]

Frodo stands in horror...

Gandalf: IS there something you can do about this giant wart on my back Gimli? Honestly it feels like I'm carrying a 500 lb Gorilla.

[Oddwen]

Gandy: "My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Once I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it."

Fro: *gape*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandy: "My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Gandalf: Well, tell a lie, my first job was selling doors, door-to-door. Hard job;
*Ding-dong* Hello would you like a - oh you already have one.

[Mithalwen]

Frodo stares in horror when he realises they have got the scaling wrong again and that if Gandalf stood up he would barely reach his knee.......

[Kitanna]

Terrified, Frodo hopes to sneak away before Gandalf can start another one of his "Back in my day..." stories.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo stares and Gandalf slowly shakes his head as Oddwen rattles off pun after pun...
Gandalf: "That's pathetic. Simply pathetic..."

[The Elf-warrior]

Frodo became disturbed as Gandalf talked in chilling detail how he wanted to killed Denethor.

[Gil-Galad]

gandalf tells the tale of how he killed Bizarro-Gandalf in Bizarro world...(Or should it be Wrongo-Gandalf in Wrongo world?)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf daydreams while Frodo looks in horror at the new picture....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Merry2.jpg

As Merry sinks deeper into the quick-cushion, he wonders where it all went wrong.

[Kath]

Merry is blissfully unaware of the sword that is slowly making it's way round behind him.

[Meela]

While relaxing in Rivendell, Merry is mistaken by an elf for an unusually life-like pin cushion.

[mormegil]

Once Merry takes sufficient time to notice he can't help but notice how dashing Legolas is with his long flowing hair.

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry decides he's never even seen a giant multicolored Venus’s-fly-trap, much less been slowly devoured by one.

[Gil-Galad]

Pippin is making sure that Legolas can't find a sword...to oggle at his reflection!!

[Kitanna]

Merry: Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. Ooo, I wish my eyes were as big as Frodo's.

[Esgallhugwen]

Disimbodied voice: Who are you?

Merry: Brandybuck, Meriadoc Brandybuck.

Voice: Well Mr. Brandybuck, you won't escape this time, that incredibly comfortable pillow will render you useless until that laser behind you slices you into carp food. Mwahahahahaaa

Merry: What? I thought that was a sun beam!

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry could barely take the suspense while watching my Spurs come down to the wire in Game 7 of the NBA Finals! :eek: