Crazy Captions

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Don't mind me, I'm just a lampshade...

Or

Aragorn: and it had teeth like the bowls of hell, and eyes that could burn ye socks off. It also had a foul stench like the rotting of a thousand courses, and horrible skin like a leper!

Frodo: So, why are you going out with her?

[narfforc]

Aragorn: Wait until I get my hands on which of you little varmints nailed my boot to this stool...................

[Holbytlass]

Aragorn: Some of you will die, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Boromir88]

The Hobbit's are amazed by the puppet show premiering at the Prancing Pony.

[mormegil]

Aragon: Okay, I've got a plan.

Pippin: Well what is it?

Aragon: Okay, it's like this, Frodo, you've got to stand on this stool.

Frodo: Uh-huh

Aragon: Well not only stand on the stool but I'll drape my cloak around you so you appear really tall then when the nine come you can do this with your hands. That way they will think you a man and not a hobbit and leave you alone.

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: My boots are full of water from the Midgewater swamp!
Sam: Midgewater! What do they get when they can't get Hobbit?
Aragorn(happily): My boots!

Or...

Aragorn the Magician: Nothing up my sleeve...
Frodo: What's that in your boot?
AragorntM: Uhh...

Or...

Aragorn: Don't laugh at my boots! When I turn up the cuffs, I can walk up to my hips without getting wet!

Or...

Aragorn: I keep another pair of boots in my boots!

Or...

Aragorn: *pout* I got these at the Gap of Rohan! They're all the style in Meduseld!

Or...

Aragorn: Whenever I'm short of cash, I just take enough leather from these boots to make another pair of boots and sell them!

Or...

Aragorn: We're the knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able...

Or...

Aragorn: Guys, you've got to help me! I'm being chased by Black Riders!
Frodo: Why?
Aragorn: Because I used one of their Fell Beasts to make my boots!

Or...

Aragorn: ...and when the Constable shouted "Stop Thief!", I threw my boot over his head and saved the day!

Or...

Aragorn: The three Silmarils ended up in the Earth, the Sky, and the Sea, but what they don't tell you about is the fourth Silmaril that ended up in my boot...

Or...

Aragorn(reciting):

"Gil-Galad had some elven boots,
To him the shoemakers would quickly scoot,
A fool was he for new footwear,
He couldn't stand to think of his feet going bare.

His laces long, his style was keen,
His twinkling heels afar were seen,
And countless yards of softest leather
Would bind his feet and give him pleasure

But long ago his soles wore away
How his laces got tangled, none could say
He fell into that deep, dark Mordor place,
Into Orodruin, after he tripped on his bootlace."

Frodo: That sucked.
Aragorn: Bilbo wrote it for me!
Frodo: No wonder.

Or...

Sam: Hey, why are you wearing two belts?
Merry: And don't say to keep your boots up!!

[The Elf-warrior]

Mr. Interpreter patiently explains to the Hobbits why they aren't an allegory.

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn:now don't be sad... always look on the bright side of life! *whistle* always look on the light side of life! *whistle*

[Mithalwen]

Aragorn's 'trousers of invisibility' were only a partial success....

[Gurthang]

Aragorn: No, you cannot have my boots. Now, where did you hide my car keys?

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: Yes, the Stewards of Gondor passed down the line a horn taken from one of the wild kine of Araw, but we heirs of Valandil got the hide!

Or...

Sam: Just what do you keep in those boots of yours, Strider?
Aragorn: Oh, the usual things, some goblin bones, a bit of bat wing, a stone to sharpen my fangs on...the usual.

Or...

All Four Hobbits: Bootstrap Bill Turner?!?!?

[Kitanna]

There was nothing quite like shadow puppets by Aragorn.

or

Aragorn: I will now sing "I feel pretty" for you young Hobbits.
Hobbts: *groan*
Merry: Whose idea was it to buy him the soundtrack to West Side Story?

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Aragorn sings (off-key and off-rhythm, of course):

These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.

Are you ready boots? Start walkin'!

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "...and she had huge, well, 'tracts of land'!"

[Boromir88]

Step right up and see Aragorn the Magician with his invisible violin.

[Naria]

With the lighting juuust right...Aragorn was made to look much, much taller than the rest.

or

"Come one, come all! Ahhh good now that I have your attention. Who would like to be the first to shine my incredibly large boot?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: I don't know what it was about that wooden stool factory, but ever since I went there I've walked all funny.

Frodo: Erm... maybe you got something stuck on the bottom of your boot?

[Gurthang]

Aragorn: "But why is the rum gone?!"

OR

The hobbits watch intently, hoping that Aragorn, in the moment of his exciting story, will stand up on top of the stool and smack his head against the ceiling!

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn (thinking to himself): "Gosh, in this pose I feel like Morpheus with a class of a bunch of little Neos..."

[Maeggaladiel]

"When they make a statue of me, I wanna be in a pose just like this."


OR


The hobbits decide to answer the age old question of "How many Rangers does it take to light a lantern?"

Part One: Get Lantern is made more complicated by Aragorn's fear of standing on stepstools.


OR


Aragorn: "Behold! The boots of my ancestors! Used by Isildur to defeat the Dark Lord!"

Sam: "I though it was a sword!"

Aragorn: "Don't be silly. How could anyone kick Sauron's butt with a sword?"


OR


Aragorn: Check it out. They're Reeboks.

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn: "Tch! I asked to borrow a pair of waders, what are these?!"

Frodo: "But these are Sam's waders!"

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Aragorn: And let me tell you, somewhere in the wild there's now a Puss without boots.

Hobbits: Ooh!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Hobbits are about to find out how many rangers it takes to change a light bulb.

OR

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[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn:that aint a ring, this is a ring!

Frodo:ummm...thats a boot

Aragorn:ah, i see you've played bootsie-Ringy before

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "Actually you think they're big now - my boots used to be this long before Arwen shrunk them in the dryer..."

[The Elf-warrior]

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Saruman: "If we call this tax increase an investment the Proles will lap it up."

Grima: "I bow before your genius, Saruman."

Saruman: "Get busy writing my speech, Worm!"

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Saruman: If I had known that I had to fight Gandalf today, I would never have gotten that manicure!

[mormegil]

Saruman tried unsuccessfully to quote Mr. Burn's catch phase. "Excellent"

or

Saruman prepares himself to do some much needed plumbing work.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: AAAGGHH! The palantir is bad for your fingers! I dislocated all of them!

OR

Saruman: This nail polish takes ages to dry!

OR yet!

Saruman's Tommy Cooper impression is a hit... Just like that!

[High King Fingolfin]

Saruman: Feel the wrath of my fingernails of DOOM! :eek:

[mormegil]

The Gang: Why it's Old Man Withers!

Old Man Withers: And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The titel Saruman of Many Colours was not a stroke of genious, but a process. . .

Saruman: I am Saruman of Different Tints of Orange ! ! !

[Gil-Galad]

Pesky Rohirrim: you don't have magic powers

Saruman: Oh yeah! i'll show you as i use my powers to make your head explode...nuhh...nahh...nuh-nu-nu-nu...nahh-na-na-na

[Gurthang]

While delivering to Moria, Santa Claus drops his hat and loses sight of it in the Dark.

[The Only Real Estel]

Just as Saruman prepared to bite into his snack, the notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher struck.

Saruman: "Curse you Notorious Bread Loaf Snatcher!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman and the amazing melting hair!

OR

Saruman: Take this down, worm: "Dear Raddagast, Hello you snotty nosed imbecile!" oh, is imbecile the right word? Dim-witted sounds better to me. Yeah, Dim witted, “you snotty nosed imbecile! I laugh at your pitiful attempts at being an Istari! From your friend and disloyal cousin, Gandalf” there, he’ll never know it was really I Saruman the great! Are you finished?

Grima: *writing* ‘… Saruman the great, are you finished?’ Hm?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Saruman: I hid the keys of Orthanc into my beard. Try and find them now!

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Saruman: Abracadabra!

or

Saruman: EEEEEEEEEK! These aren't my hands!!

or

Saruman: Eureka! Gravity works!

or

Saruman: Behold the Invisible Marionette of Doom!

or even

Saruman: Gandalf! Hold out your hands so I can count to twenty!

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf crept quietly and cautiously down the stairs. The reputation of Saruman was daunting and Gandalf noticed he had broken out into a cold sweat. At the bottom of the stairs he advanced along the dimly lit corridor, trying to ignore the taunts of the other incarcerated wizards. He approached Saruman's cell, right at the end of the line, slowly.

Saruman stared unblinkingly at Gandalf and then in one fell swoop, rushed up to the plexiglass wall and in a glacial voice said: "I'm going to eat your liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Fffffffffffff Fffffffffffffff."

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: Dude...my hands are so big...why do you call them fingers when you never see them fing?

Pippin: I don't know math anymore...

[Gandalf_the _white]

Dumbledore wandered onto the wrong set

[The Only Real Estel]

Poor Saruman was slightly hampered in math class because counting on his fingers only got him to nine...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Saruman: I once ate an apricot, this big !

[Kath]

Saruman: Ahh! Where'd my staff go?

[Oddwen]

Saruman: ...the heir of Isildur's boots are said to be this big!

Or...

Saruman: I am the color red, which changes the Yellow Face to the Orange Face, which no longer keeps Gollum from taking a noon-time stroll!

[Gurthang]

Unbeknownst* to most, Saruman usually wore contacts, mainly because he had a bad habit of losing his glasses whenever he wore them.

OR

Saruman: "Lost? Never, I know these halls like the back of my hand... Ack! What is that!"


*That just may be the first time I've ever used that word. Cool! :cool:

[Kitanna]

Saruman: Someone has put a red hat in with my laundry again! Curse you Gandalf!

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman discovers his Belongings laying outside his dorm window, he finnally gets the point that he is not wanted at Maiar College...

[Kitanna]

Saruman tries to scare the hiccups from Wormtongue.
Saruman: Boo!

[mormegil]

Saruman practiced up on his torture techniques for when he captured the hobbits.

Saruman: Tickle, tickle, tickle.

[Gil-Galad]

Saruman: Shazam!



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gandalf and his many names...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Gandalf: Hey what are you doing ?

Image hosted by Angelfire: I am taking over your part, old fool! I am what the youth wants!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Try this ye sir!

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Gandalf: Psst! Aragorn! Your fly is undone.

Aragorn: You don't have to shout.

OR

Gandalf: Want to hear a joke?

[Mithalwen]

Gandalf , confidentiality : "No actually it it the same robes and hair - I just discovered Persil and John Frieda haircare. Modern detergents are very effective Aragorn, you should try them sometime.... or maybe even good old fashioned soap"

[davem]

Gandalf: 'Fear not Aragorn. When I died & passed beyond thought & time I was given a list of instructions by Eru to guide me in the battle against Sauron. He said He could not communicate with me directly but that in great need I could call for the instructions to appear upon the air in letters wrought from the Secret Fire itself! I have never yet attempted to read them, but now, as we set out upon the last & most dangerous stage of our Quest, I shall do so!'

'By my authority as Servant of the Secret Fire, I would see the first of Eru's instructions!'

The air begins to glow & letters appear in white fire before Gandalf.

'Eman! Ym saw taht! Yargoof flodnag!'

Aragorn: 'And what does it mean, O wise Counsellor, Hope of the West?'

Gandalf: 'It is in the tongue of Valinor, which few in Middle-earth can now understand.'

Aragorn: 'Yes?'

Gandalf: 'Er...In the Common Speech it says: 'Milk! Two pints semi-skimmed! Washing up liquid!'

Aragorn: :confused: 'What can it mean?'

Gandalf: 'It means He's mixed up his list of instructions to guide me in the saving of Middle-earth with his shopping list. It also means we're in deep trouble.

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "Gandalf...there's a...recent prediciment that came up while at Rivendell that I, uh...need your advice on."

Gandalf: "Oh, I get it - kids in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the back seats cause kids, eh?" ;) :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Defend Helms Deep? Bwa ha ha! Against 10,000 Uruks? Ha ha ha! Who's stupid Idea was that?

Aragorn: Erm... yours.

Gandalf: ...

OR

Gandalf can't contain his amusement as he talks to Aragorn and notices his wig is flapping up.

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: "Mine was Lune-Shanks."

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Gandalf and Aragon talks about the time they where avid Kung-foo fans !

Gandalf: Gandalf Foo-Gray that was my name.

Aragon: And mine was Chuck Norris.

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: So, you lost your sword again?

Aragorn: Yes , sir.

[Boromir88]

Gandalf: Psst..Aragorn, you got one of those large scary subtitles behind you.

[Maeggaladiel]

Come on, children! Follow the bouncing ball for a Lord of the Rings sing-along!!


OR

Aragorn: "Foogray?" What an interesting surname. Is it French? "Fugret?"


OR

Gandalf: Psst..Aragorn, you got one of those large scary subtitles behind you. Along these lines:

Gandalf: Aragorn... Why do you have a subtitle growing out of your shoulder blade?

[Holbytlass]

Gandalf: Aragorn... Why do you have a subtitle growing out of your shoulder blade?
Aragorn: THe better to hide with.

[Gurthang]

Gandalf again shows his prowess for blowing smoke "things" when he spurts out an entire sentence for Aragorn.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Gandalf: Now Aragorn i have some...... Wait a minute your not Aragorn?! Your a fangirl!!!!! For me??????? I think your a bit confused, I'm not Gandalf the white look i'm Gandalf Foogrey that was my name

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf: Careful Aragorn! The bad subtitles are right behind you!

[Gil-Galad]

Uruk-Hai: well well well you may have ran but we finnally caught you now...*looks at Subtitle* you idiots we've captured their stunt doubles!

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "You barely have a clue what R&B is, isn't that right Aragorn?"

Aragorn: "Well, actually, I...uh..."

Gandalf: "Well, since you're leaving Tuesday you've got a day to figure it out!"

[Holbytlass]

Gandalf: *whispers* please!! tell me I'm not as stupid looking as the 'aruman before!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

You can't see it, but Aragorn is wearing one of those comedy glasses with plastic nose and moustache. Gandalf is amused.

[Macalaure]

At last Aragorn stirred. 'Gandolf!' he said. 'Beyond all hope you return to us in our need! What veil was over my sight? Gandolf Foogray!'

'Gandolf,' the old man repeated. 'Yes, that was the name. I was Gandolf Foogray.'

'Ha! Saruman!' Aragorn answered in triumph. 'I knew it was you. I tricked you! I tricked you!'

And with these words he swung Andúril at the White Wizards head who fell down and was no more. But the malice of Saruman was not undone, for when Gimli looked closer at the corpse it still remained in the shape of their old friend.

'Alas! the forgetfulness of the old!" cried Legolas.

[narfforc]

Aragorn: Well if you're Gandolf Foogray, then I am Arrowgone son of Arrowstorm Hair of Helen Dills son His Ill Door and my companions are Leggy Lass and Jim Lee

[Gandalf_the _white]

Gandalf: So, you lost your sword again?

Aragorn: Yes , sir.

Gandalf:Well using words for a weapon won't hurt anybody, did u learn nothing at school??

[Aragorn_WesternFlame]

gandalf: i have been sent back...to ask legolas if he uses hair straightners

[Oddwen]

Movie Announcer: ...and for our valued guests, subtitles will be provided for those who don't speak Drunk.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "Yes, I know it's Gandalf the Grey, I just messed up the line again! It's nearly impossible to talk straight with this giant prosthetic nose hanging down in front of my mouth!"

[The Elf-warrior]

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Pippin: "I told you there were monsters under the bed!"

[Oddwen]

Narrator: And then Boromir the Viking in his miniskirt threw the pumpkins to the ground, and faced Batman and Catwoman with his blowgun...*throws papers in air* This makes no sense! I quit!!

Or...

After Boromir kills Merry & Pippin, he turns and plays "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" furiously on his fife at the...Catwoman clones.

[Gil-Galad]

Boromir: oh no its the dreaded Uruks who say Ni!

Pippin: what?

Uruk:Ni! Ni! Ni!

Pippin and Merry: Ah ah!!

Boromir:Don't worry! my training protects me from Ni! and they will never guess my only weakness!

*twang*

Boromir:ow... well its not exact

*twang* *twang*

Boromir:bleedin'...


|:::| OR |:::|

Uruks:Ism Ism Ism!

[Parmastahir]

"Ooooooo! With you Hobbits it's always all about Longbottom leaf. But a couple of draws on your pipe filled with the weed of Gondor and you're passed out. Think I'll have another fatty. Yee Gawds! I can see faces in the trees! Here! You uruks help me find my pants. Got any cookies? Even lembas won't satisfy the munchies!"

[narfforc]

Boromir dies from an overdose of Iron in his blood, bitterly regretting not learning how to play Reveille, so that he could wake the two lazy snoring hobbits.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: Don't worry! I'll fire some sleeping darts at them! *inhales* Aaagh! *Falls asleep*

Orc: :confused:

OR

Boromir: Eeeh... What’s up doc?

[THE Ka]

Orcs: Hey you! This little party of yours is over, we've been hearing complaints none-stop from the elven neighbors. Drop the drinking horn and we won't have to go any further...

Boromir: *blink blink* Hey, Yooou're not Orcs!

Orc: Come now, drop the horn or we'll... Wait, what did you say?

Boromir: Yeah, Yeah... You're not Orcs, you're just the broadway production of Cats in smelly armor!

Orcs: ... That's it, you're coming with us. You are obviously way too under the influence, and giving alcohol to underaged minors! For shame...

Orc: He might be right you know, I Ought to Be in Pictures... Just like Neil Simon said.

Orc: Oh come off it!

~ Ka

[mormegil]

The hobbits decided to host an intervention for Boromir but things weren't going well and the hobbits ended up drinking so much that they passed out.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orc: Aaaggh! Could you help me? I've been stabbed in the leg with this bow!

[Gurthang]

The orcs approach for the kill, but Boromir just laughs at his "hallucinations" and takes another swig of ale.

[Boromir88]

Boromir's mating call didn't work out exactly as he planned it.

[Maeggaladiel]

You know what they say: It's all fun and games until Leif Erikson gets a pipe lodged in his throat.


OR


The hobbits learned a very important lesson that day: "Don't make fun of a Viking's skirt."

[Gurthang]

Guy in Big Cat suit: "No really, I am evil!"
Everyone else: *falls down laughing*

[THE Ka]

Saruman: Remember Grima, if Isenguard and Sauron don't work, I can always fall back on my days as a successful Avon hand model...

Grima: ... What about me master?

Saruman: Uhh... Well, you would only cut for a second rate Sally Hansen or, possibly a BonBons model, of course only in dark, obnoxious colours. Sorry Grima, you might as well advertise inexpensive wrist watches...


~ Ka

[THE Ka]

Saruman: Remember Grima, if Isengard and Sauron don't work, I can always fall back on my days as a successful Avon hand model...

Grima: ... What about me master?

Saruman: Uhh... Well, you would only cut for a second rate Sally Hansen or, possibly a BonBons model, of course only in dark, obnoxious colours. Sorry Grima, you might as well advertise inexpensive wrist watches...


~ Ka

[Holbytlass]

orc: Of course it was easy to find you! You're hiding behind the only big tree in the forest.

[mormegil]

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Orc: Who are you calling ugly?

or

Orc: *thinking* Nice specimen, good strong jaw line, OH!!! And eyes to die for!!! We may have a winner. Being seleceted to judge the Miss Orthanc Beauty Pagent was the greatest thing that ever happened to me because quite frankly SHE'S HOT!!!

[Glirdan]

Another intense staring contest.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

You may not belive this, but this is the greates make-up artist the world has ever seen!

[Kitanna]

Orc: I just love Monet's use of color, don't you?

or

The nerdy Orc stands up to his Uruk bully.
Orc: You want a piece of me?
Uruk: *push*
Orc: Ahh! My pancreas!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orc: Excuse me; do you know there is a huge spike in your head?

OR

Orc: *Sniff* He reminds me of my father!

[The Elf-warrior]

Ugliness contests can be difficult to decide.

[narfforc]

Good , good I will tell Saruman that we have sorted out another defect, this species does'nt need to use its ears to keep an helmet on.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Little orc: Whats that weird thing attached to your head?
Big orc: My face :mad:
Little orc: :eek: oh!!
Big orc: (Wham!)

[Lalwendë]

Victoria Beckham prepares to put her make-up on.

[The Only Real Estel]

Orc: "Hey, did you know if I eat Oreos they turn my spit black??? See!"

[Formendacil]

Ork: "Please, sir, I want more!"

[High King Fingolfin]

Orc: Saruman! This one has a pimple!

[Lalwendë]

Uruk: "You're looking a bit rough these days. I think you'd have been better staying with the Malfoys, Dobby."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

This guy is just baffled by his failure at Lord of the Rings movie auditions.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orc: Sorry, you're not tall enough to ride the Orthank roller coaster of Doom.

Other: I'm taller than you!

Orc: Hay! I don't follow the rules; I just make them.

OR

Orc: I don't know... you don't look very evil to me...

[The Only Real Estel]

Orc: "What do you mean my nose looks like Saruman's?"

[Farael]

Small Orc: You know hunny, you could have said that we needed some time appart... there was no need to calling me names and making me feel like an elf!

[THE Ka]

Orc: I hate to tell you this, but, green is always better...


~ Ka

[Gurthang]

Little orc: "Oh, yeah! Well can you do this!" *opens and closes nostrils*

[The Only Real Estel]

Middle Earth's version of The Bachelorette...

Female Orc*: "Hmmm, you're not too bad..."


*No discussion on this topic please :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Orc: This mirror isn't working very well.

[The Only Real Estel]

Middle Earth's version of American Idol

Simon Cowell: "You call that talent? My cat sounds better when it's hacking furballs!"

[Lalwendë]

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie compare the results of their cut-price trip to the Scunthorpe botox clinic.

[Gil-Galad]

Orc: i never wanted to help make Uruks... i always wanted to be a Lumberjack!

[Brinniel]

Orc: Wait a minute, something's not right..... Did you take a bath?

Orc 2: Ummmm......

Orc: You know the rules! 1) no jewelry 2) no whining 3) NO BATHING.....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This Orc is simply baffled at how long it's been since an uncloaking joke! :eek:

[Holbytlass]

Little orc: "Oh, yeah! Well can you do this!" *opens and closes nostrils*
big orc: No, but I can do this.*licks own eye*

[Lalwendë]

Secrets of Middle-earth part 32.

Here we see proof that Orcs are just peeled Elves.

[mormegil]

Orc: And don't you be using that dry British wit on me!

Uruk: Oh I wouldn't dream of it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Orc stares intently at the new picture...

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The Shelob's lair tourist department sent out their best mime to meet Sam.

OR

The Sam Gamgee waxwork model needed a little adjusting before the public could see it.

[mormegil]

PJ: Then after I told Charlie Sheen he wasn't going to be Frodo he wanted to get into a fist fight so I said okay let's dance.

or

PJ: Okay to win this tug-o-war I will be the anchor and I will have stage hand# 5 tape your wrists so as to strenghten them up a bit.

[Boromir88]

Sam: (thinks) Oh where I want to shove this Light of Earendil right now.

[THE Ka]

PJ could demonstrate all he wanted, he wasn't selling his new Shelob-Aid Exercise Routine to Sam...

~ Ka

[Lalwendë]

PJ: "Just pump your arms like...this...a few times a day and you'll end up with a decent bust. See."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

PJ: Row, Row, row your boat, gently down the stream...

OR

PJ tries to war Sam about the new gang of vicious pickpockets.

[Valesse]

PJ: Now that Boromir has been killed off, think I can be Disco King?

OR

Samwises Gamgee made the wrong turn in Cirith Ungol, and some how managed to wander into a Tae Bo lesson.

[Gil-Galad]

PJ: no no no! its side-step, side-step pivot, left, right, left, pivot, do you want to make the Volcano God mad!

[mormegil]

Sam: I came all the way to the top of the mountain in search of the guru of knowlege and I get this?

[High King Fingolfin]

Sam: Sorry, but I don't really share your enthusiasm for calisthenics.

[The Only Real Estel]

Peter Jackson was not heavily favored to make it to the Finals of Middle Earth's Dancing With the Stars...

[The Elf-warrior]

PJ: "And if boxing doesn't work bite off his ear like Mike Tyson did."

[Maeggaladiel]

A scene from the film Crouching Hobbit, Hidden Director.

OR


PJ: Check out this sweet new cloak of invisibility I've got in my hands.


OR


Peter Jackson demonstrates the choreography for the now-famous "Hokey Pokey Scene" of The Return of the Disco King.

[narfforc]

Right Sam this is the awkward bit, when you put on the ring you will become invisible, so I am going to have to show you how this invisible bow works, oh and by the way I've changed this bit of the story also, the ring turns you ivisible but not your clothes, how are you at uncloaking really fast?............

[Gandalf_the _white]

PJ:Right this is your bow... wait a minute, wheres it gone???
(Tolkien pureists sneaking off the side):hahahaha we will stop you ruining LOTR!!!! Sam had no bow!!!
PJ: :mad: :mad: :mad: I'm the director here!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

PJ: ... so then I took him by the arm and said, "you'd better get back here you" and then-

Guy: Erm, Peter, you've been talking for 5 hours now... and I cant' find Sean's pulse.

[The Only Real Estel]

PJ: "Maybe if we built this giant wooden badger..."

[Brinniel]

Peter Jackson (on his encounter with the weta): ....so I grabbed that bug off my leg and shook him real hard. And then I said to him, "Crawl up my shorts again and I'll be sure to squish you and your entire family!" And then-

Sam: Enough with the story, Pete. Dom already told me you screamed like a little girl.

Crew member: Not only screamed- he also ran away like one too...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

PJ: Yeah, I needed both hands to carry all of those complaints letter after what I did to Tom Bombadill. Just wait until they see Shelob's dance routine.

Sam: :eek:

OR

PJ: I've got a shiny sixpence for the clever chap who can tell me which hand it's in.

[Lalwendë]

Just as PJ is about to step into action he notices Sam's not playing.

PJ: "What's up with you? If you accuse me of tampering with the ball again, I'm going back to the pavilion!"

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

PJ tells about a prank he just made with Cate Blanchett

PJ:. . . and then I pulled her pants, like this. . . .

[Hookbill the Goomba]

PJ demonstrates how he wil operate the giant Shelob robot.

[Boromir88]

PJ: Ok, Round 4 now, you're not doing bad, just hang in there. Stay fast and stay alert for that stinger...jab and move, quick, jab and move.

[narfforc]

PJ tells of his forays in the square ring, when as a youth he was slightly slimmer and a bit fitter

PJ: I went to the centre of the ring and threw a left then a right, followed by a swift uppercut. Then this other bloke got in the ring and I thought, what the hell does he want. Well he hit me so hard I had to pay to get back in. My manager pushed me back into the ring, and this other bloke hit me again, well that made me so angry I lost my temper along with my two front teeth and a pint of blood, I proceeded to hit his fist as hard as could with my face, and at the end I was so glad I did'nt have to walk back to the dressing room.

Sean: What was your record?

PJ: Ten fights, lost two, chickened out of eight.

[Lalwendë]

PJ: "Look, the studio has decided they want a bigger audience for this film, so we're aiming for a U certificate. Rather than all this stabbing and violence, we thought we'd have a nice, domesticated spider, and this will be The Farm of Cirith Ungol. You'll be milking Shelob instead. Like this. Whaddya reckon?"

[The Only Real Estel]

PJ: "I think it'd be cool if we went kind've Jackie Chan with this spider-battling scene, maybe strike one of his poses - something like this? In fact, it probably wouldn't hurt you to throw in a bit of a Chinese accent - if you think you can."

Sean: "You're a nut."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

PJ: Have you seen the NEWs?

http://www.tuckborough.net/images/barrowwighthowe.jpg

Barrow Wight: Please help me! I need a shave!

Frodo: :eek:

OR

B-W: Psst! Want some cheap DVDs?

OR yet!

Frodo: Sorry, Lobelia! You still can't have Bag End! I don't care if you've gone on a shaving strike.

[Kitanna]

B-W: Psst! Want some cheap DVDs?

BW: Or maybe a Rolex?

or

BW: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!

[mormegil]

B-W: Listen to me little boy! I do not want to buy a magazine subscription to help out your school, now go away!

[Boromir88]

For any Family Guy watchers....

BW: Have you come to deliver my paper little boy?...oh you're such a sweet boy...I got some candy for you, ya just come on inside and I'll give you some candy. What a nice little boy.

Frodo: Umm...I think I better get going now.

BW: Nonsense, I have candy, just come into my barrow.

[The Only Real Estel]

The Barrow-Wight apprehends a forum spammer.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

B-W: Ring around the roses...

OR

B-W: Tell me, am I, or am I not, in your opinion, beautiful?

[Gurthang]

Barrow-Wight: "Now I'll eat your soul!"
Frodo: "Oh, man! You need a Tic-Tac!"

[Boromir88]

Don't do drugs kid, or you'll turn out looking like me.

[The Only Real Estel]

A poor downer is approached by an overly agressive spammer...

Downer: "No, I don't want to hear about my PC & I do not 'search female'!"

[Glirdan]

A Gandalf wannabe.

B-W: You shall not pass!!!

Frodo: Uh, I live here.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Teddy bears go bad.

OR

When wigs attack.

Or yet...

When Gandalf uncloaks. :rolleyes:

[mormegil]

The Barrow-Wright: We already have a topic just like that! Did you do any search at all?!?!

Or

The Barrow-Wright: The Chat Skwerl!

[narfforc]

Barrow-wight: What have you done with Baggins, Potter?

[The Sixth Wizard]

Frodo: No I don't want to buy a power de-greaser! I don't use many pans! I don't! I ... greaser ... don't want to ... well maybe ... I guess just one ... two ... seventeen ...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

B-W: Don't look now, but I think those rocks are following me.

OR

At Christmas on the Barrow Downs, it looks like The Barrow Wight got the embarrassing sweatshirt from his grandmother.

[HerenIstarion]

BW: Now we do the same to the left... one-two-three... one-two-three
Frodo: one-two-three... one-two-three... (...I kinda hoped that at least a waltz teacher in this dancing school would be likable... first that chap in yellow boots in jig class, now this... I wonder who teaches tango?...)... one-two-three...one-two-tree...

[Lalwendë]

Secrets of Middle-earth part 33

Here we see the evidence that Frodo was one of the local 'hoodies' and the Barrow-wight actually caught him trying to nick his i-Pod.

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

He holds him with his skinny hand,
`There was a post' quoth he.
`Hold off ! unhand me, penguin green!'
Eftsoons the thread locked he.

***

I fear thee, ancient Barrow-wight!
I fear thy skinny hand!
And thou art long in thought and might,
That I may not withstand.

I fear thee and thy glittering eye,
And thy hellish skwerlz so green.'--
Fear not, fear not, thou Pile of Bones!
Worse posts than thine they've seen.

[The Only Real Estel]

The dangers of going to Metallica concerts...

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

The Barrow-wight: "Big Issue, mate?"

***

Alternatively:

Frodo: The Funky Gibbon? That was thirty years ago, Bill. Get over it.

[Valesse]

The Barrow-Wight was feeling much more social after trying his new hair color.

B-W: Of course they're not plugs!

OR

Wight: More cookies, confound you! I've been waiting decades for barrow-to barrow service and they have the nerve only to send halflings!

[Oddwen]

Frodo: Teddy?

Wight: Fuzzy be hand and heart and bone
And sweet be sleep under the stone
Never more to wake on cuddly bed
Never, 'til alarm fails and clock is dead

Or...

The dangers of going to Metallica concerts...
Wight: Eh, what? Can't hear you, sonny! Speak up!

Or...

Wight: Awwww, whooza cutsie boy den? Wanna pinch his cheekie!

Frodo: Awww, Grandma!

[The Elf-warrior]

B-W: "Look into my eyes! You are getting verry sleepy! Repeat after me, 'Chat is bad for the brain'".

Chatter: "Chat is like, bad for you."

B-W: "No, no, no! Chat is bad for the brain!"

Chatter: "Is it like, really that important that I like, repeat it exactly?"

B-W: "Fool! Do not use the word 'like' in that way in the presence of the Barrow-wight! Chat Skwerl, consume this fool!"

[Gil-Galad]

B-W: i told you not to go off-topic!!!

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Barrow-wight: What have you done with Baggins, Potter?

Frodo: Expecto patronum!! Expecto patronum!! *nothing happens* Come on, it always worked for that four-eyed kid!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

B-W: Is the forum losing members? Have we discussed everything? Does this coat make me look fat? Tell me!

[The Only Real Estel]

Original concepts for M. Night Shyamalan's creatures in The Village were scary than the ones he actually went with... *


*Yes, I'm still ragging on this movie, if anyone rememebers me complaining about it when it first came out... :p

[Gurthang]

General Grievous somehow found his way into Lord of the Rings, and grew some hair in the process.

[Lalwendë]

"OI!!! Where do you think you're going? You've not taken the rubbish out!"

Lalwende accosts Davem as he tries to leave the house for work.

[narfforc]

A new poster from the upcoming film Potty Harry and The Prisoner is on a Razorban

Watch out for Potty Harry and the Goblins on Fire, Potty Harry and The Philander is Stoned, also watch Harry picked up his ruined holiday pictures in Potty Harry and the Bloody Half-prints, or Harry gets a new type Mobile for his birthday and sends for a pizza in Potty Harry and The Order by Phone-X.

Or is this a picture from the cutting room floor of Jack Petersons film Lord of the Rongs issued by Newstoryline Films, I'm sure I can see Tom Bombastic and his pretty wife Goldigger The Glibber-womans Daughter just out of shot.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Sam, stay perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement!

B-W: No it isn't.

Frodo: AH...

[mormegil]

BW: I insist that you keep my picture.

Frodo: But we are putting up a new one with more of me in it.

BW: Do you not know who I am?

Frodo: Ummm...Cousin It?

BW: Fine put it up.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/The_Mormegil/3475image014.jpg

Stage Hand: Elijah I'm sorry but we can't film with those glasses on.

Elijah: I told you I'm a rocker and I don't care for rules.

Or

Aragon: Frodo don't talk to him he's a spy of Mordor, I shall get my sword.

Elijah: Viggo you get too into your role. Calm down.

[Meela]

Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The One.

Frodo: I think you'll find I am. Now where's Agent Elrond?

[Glirdan]

Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly".

Man: Sign here, here, here and here.

Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo?

Viggo: :eek:

[Rikae]

Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho.
Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again.
PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR!

[Lalwendë]

Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character.

Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads."

[Mithalwen]

Confusion reigns when due to Hugo Weaving's schedule the Matrix and LOTR trilogies are filmed in tandem......

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Guy: Money for the blind.

Frodo: erm... okay.

Guy: Hmm... I was going for the roller blind... so, I'll need a little more.

Aragorn: -_-

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn (thinking): Boromir dressed for the bitter cold with that earband and that massive down coat...Frodo dressed for the sun with those wicked cool shades...I dressed for neither. I should've listened to Arwen, grr...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

It was clear to Viggo that PJ and Elijah had been partying pretty hard the previous evening. . .

Elijah: Why does snow has to be so white ?

PJ: I don't know, but don't you think this headband makes me look like John Mcenroe?

or

Aragorn and Frodo was very suprised to meet a North Face wearing Jeti, in the Misty Mountains.

[Rikae]

I couldn't resist:
http://imagecloset.com/out.php/i177498_g2.bmp

Gollum: P*** off, Serkisss, she's looking at ME!
Andy: She's insane ... just keep smiling and back away slowly...

-or-

Gollum before and after his body wrap treatment.

[narfforc]

Gollum: We would'nt be in this mess if you had'nt lost the Precious.

Smeagol: I was'nt wearing at the time, you was.

Gollum: Was'nt.

Smeagol: Was.

Gollum: Wasss not!

Smeagol: You was Preciouss

Gollum: If you don't shut up I'm going to throttle you

Smeagol: Do it and put us both out of this misery.

Gollum: Won't.

Smeagol: Will.

Gollum: Will.

Smeagol: Won't.

Gollum: Who the hell are you anyway?

[Evisse the Blue]

Gollum: Aha, finally! There he is!
Andy: Oh, no! I knew this undersea diving was a bad idea!
Gollum: But that shark ate my Precious!
Andy: I'm not sticking around for the end of this...

[Boromir88]

PJ: Hey you look like some pretty well off guys...how about you loan me some money, I've come on some bad times lately.

Aragorn: (confused) You got a pretty spiffy coat for having no money.

[Thinlómien]

"Smile, you're on the candid camera!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This year's Olympic 500 meter swim race was predicted to be a close one.

[Lalwendë]

Andy: "You're surely not going to attempt the Two-man Bobsleigh naked are you?" :eek:

[Holbytlass]

Another shameless attempt of Crest Whitening strips hanging on the coattails of the highly successful LOTR.

[The Only Real Estel]

Middle Earth's newest Siamese twins - an ex-hobbit & a...man thingy - flash smiles for the camera.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Police man: So, miss, which one stole your handbag?

[Volo]

Look here son, this is what Mario Kart: Double Dash does to people. You don't want me to buy a Game Cube anymore do you?

[The Only Real Estel]

Gollum accidently stumbled onto the set of The Mummy.

[Morsul the Dark]

Gollum and his imaginary friend Harvey

[The Only Real Estel]

On the right: Gollum

On the left: Gollum after deciding that he was indeed "to sexy for his suit."

[THE Ka]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/gandalf_levitate.JPG

Gandalf: Fine with me, if you all want to waste you're time with the stairs, I'll take the Gandalf-o-master escalator...

~ Ka

[narfforc]

Gandalf: This is not a good picture to show The Downers, don't you know there is a argument raging of Biblical proportions on an other thread. I am so glad it's air that I am walking on and not water.


P.S Please don't show the bit where I am pretending to be an Archangel fighting Satan on a bridge.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf is kidnapped by a small shiny Pixie. :eek:

OR

The Fellowship lines up to play Whack A Wizard.

[narfforc]

Boromir: Will you stop pushing at the back

Pippin: I wanna see.

Merry: See what, is something happening up front.

Boromir: Will you lot stop pushing and back up a bit!!!!

Gimli: And will you stop shouting at the little ones, you know they get bored easy.

Boromir: I am only saying there isn't much room up front, and it's dangerous.

Gandalf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

Boromir: See now look what you've done.

[Lalwendë]

The inevitable fall following Gandalf's rash leap across the chasm was halted when the Tardis unexpectedly began to materialise in the void, saving him from certain death.

[Bêthberry]

Legolas thought it was time to lead the lads in a rousing rendition of "Climb every mountain."

OR

The real question is, "Does Gandalf have wings?"

[Lalwendë]

Legolas wished he hadn't jumped down first. "If you'd seen what I've just seen lads, then you wouldn't be making Gandalf Uncloaked jokes quite so often!"

[mormegil]

Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light?

Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me.

Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before.

Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?!

[Kitanna]

Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge.

or

An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks.

[Holbytlass]

Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Gandalf got his head helplessly stuck in the rock when he jumped the chasm

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf was the only one that took his own advice to "fly" literally.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Here I go! ... *Pauses in mid-air* Wait... did I leave the iron on? No... No I defiantly turned it off. Now... did I lock the door?

OR

Legolas: Come on, Gandalf. Get down from there!

Gandalf: No! Not until you apologise!

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf: "Damn those Dwarven cowboy builders!"

OR

Boromir: "Why the hell do old folk always have to stop and stand right at the bottom of the escalator when there's a crowd piling up behind them?!"

[Volo]

After too many not so successful uncloakings Gandalf's friends got really fed up and violent. Poor Gandalf couldn't go left or right, he had no choce but to go up.

[mormegil]

Gandalf attempts desperately to be sexy and pull off the 'Marilyn Monroe' (http://www.aref.de/kalenderblatt/2002/pics/marilyn-monroe.jpg). He was met with limited success.

[The Only Real Estel]

Survivor All-Star

A depressed Hama fan throws himself into a chasm after hearing the news that the doorwarden was the latest to be voted off the island.

[THE Ka]

Boromir: You can wal-

Gandalf: Shoosh! Those silly Wights are recording me! ... I hope farmer Maggot does not notice my crop circles...

Wights: Crop circles! Crop circles! To farmer Maggot's place!

Gandalf: whew, finally, I can actually use the escalator at my own pace...

Fellowship: What escalator?...


~ Ka

[Rikae]

Gandalf E. Coyote before he made the mistake of looking down.

[Gurthang]

Legolas: "We can't take everything with us; toss me only what we need!"

Pippin: "Okay, here's a cardboard cut-out of Gandalf." *tosses*

[Brinniel]

Merry: I didn't know Gandalf could fly.

Aragorn: He can't, he's wearing wires...

Pippin: Oooh, can I try them on?

Gandalf: Wheeeee!!!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

What the others did not know was that Gandalf was wearing some very high and transparent stilettos.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf begins to go to extreme lengths in order to avoid Boromir.

OR

Gandalf: You cannot Pass!

Legolas: Not yet!

Gandalf: Oh…

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "Gandalf!" :eek:

Boromir: "It's those new Air Jordans he bought..."

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf was saved when the Rapture unexpectedly started during his mis-timed jump.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf leaps at the opportunity of a new picture!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/JoelCornah/Supermug.jpg

The Hobbits combine their mugs in the hope of creating one SUPER MUG.

OR

Merry is pleased with his super gluing mug trick...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

For some reason the hobbits was very pleased with Hookbills attempt to spread "Crazy Captions" to "Barrow-Downs Produkts" . . . ;) :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

For some reason the hobbits was very pleased with Hookbills attempt to spread "Crazy Captions" to "Barrow-Downs Produkts" . . .

Shut up! :p They were right next to each other on my User CP thing... I was hoping no one had noticed...

Anyway...

Merry: Ha-ha! My mug is the biggest! You owe me one Barrow Pound, Pip.

[mormegil]

It had been agreed upon and was sealed with a toast that to enter their secret society that Samwise would throw a pumpkin at Rosie Cotton.

[Brinniel]

Hobbits, super glue, and ale never mix well together.....

[Rikae]

Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin celebrate their successful Halloween prank.

Pumpkin Hobbit: Guys? ....oof...I think I'm stuck in here...

[Gil-Galad]

The newest Hobbit drinking game, first one to jug their ale has to eat a pumpkin before they can drink another ale.

[The Only Real Estel]

The hobbit's synchronized toasting didn't draw as much attention as Sandyman's oversized pumpkin at the annual Green Dragon Talent Show.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Having their anual "staring intensly at our mugs contest" Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin didn't notice Bag End being plunderd

[Estelyn Telcontar]

It's January 3rd; the hobbits raise their mugs for the annual Birthday Toast:

"The Professor!"

[Gil-Galad]

OLD PIC

Boromir: Gandalf! you can't fly!

Gandalf: its okay! i switched to Geico!

[Maeggaladiel]

"Wonder Quadruplets... ACTIVATE!!"

OR

At the end of a long day on the hunt, the victorious pumpkin hunters toast their success. This pumpkin would no longer terrorize the good citizens of Hobbiton.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Hobbits place their mugs on top of an invisble box.

OR

A toast to the 11495th Post

[Holbytlass]

Merry: See! Now we have a whole pint.
Frodo: But who's going to get to drink it?


EDIT: Morm! That's so mean!! :o <--shocked ;)

[Kath]

Pippin: No, it's no use, even when we put them all together we can't get to the size of that pumpkin.

[Volo]

They were so drunk that they thought each of them had a mug.

[High King Fingolfin]

Frodo: All right, ready to splash our ale on the guy with the pumpkin?

[narfforc]

Mine's bigger than everyone else's, said Merry merrily.

So's your head, said Sam sarcastically.

You can't even see mine, fretted Frodo.

I'm just glad I have one, said Pippin proudly.

[Morsul the Dark]

Sam tries to figure out the tab relizing he only bought a small beer while his friends had bought larges

[Mithalwen]

As the others raised their mugs of foaming ale and Sam raised his orange juice, he reflected that an invitation to socialise with his superiors was bound to have a catch - not only was he designated driver but he had to make a carriage from a giant pumpkin...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam is upset to find that Merry was right when he said, "your mug's not bigger than ours; it's just closer to your eyes."

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The Hobbits had been sitting like that, ever since Gandalf revealed his secret engagement to Radagast.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Hobbits had been sitting like that, ever since Gandalf revealed his secret engagement to Radagast.

And that was 4 years ago...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

That was the intended joke, yes. :)

Maybe I should have added an amount of time, but there is no need with Hookbill around. :) :p