Crazy Captions

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

After winning the battle of Dagorlad, Elrond and his buddies got drunk. They got a massive hangover and woke up three thousand years later.

Elrond: Not again . . . this is the last time I let Men do the after-battle stuff!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Elrond: "Blimey! The Sun came out just like that...

;)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Sun came out just like that

Tommy Copper esque!

[The Saucepan Man]

Elrond: *thinks* Hmm, I'm not sure about burying the dead in those marshes ...

[Nimrodel_9]

Elrond: Ooooo. Indigestion.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond: Watch where you're pointing that bow, Glorfindel!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Elrond: "Ha! That Sauron doesn't look so tough. Why, he's not even as big as .... oh wait, that's just another Orc, isn't it?..."

Elendil: "Er, yeah. You see that monstrous figure over there, yeah? That's Sauron."

Elrond: :eek:

[Saraphim]

Elrond: Did I...leave my stove on? Or was it...the Iron! *slaps head* I just had to have a crisp tunic, didn't I?

[Nimrodel_9]

As the sun rose higher in the sky, the elves and men began to steam like vegetables in their armor. :D

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/gandalffireworks.jpg

Gandalf: OK, who ordered the supergiant Balrog burrito?

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf: What happened to my sausages???

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Gandalf stared in horror as he realised that he had, in fact, brought WMDs disguised as fireworks to Bilbo's party...

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf's unfortunate fondness for playing with fireworks soon led to him being served with an Anti-Social Behaviour Order.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

During a visit to the doctor's office, Gandalf exclaims in unbelief:

"What did you say, Doc?" "I have to insert these new-styled cotton-tipped applicators where?!!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Gandalf finally cracks during Pippin's recital of The Merchant of Venice and prepares to assault the Hobbit with some feather dusters.*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf begs to differ as Boromir says he could disco on the moon.

[THE Ka]

Gandalf becomes confused...

Gandalf: "i thought this was the Cheech and Chong's movie premiere?"

Pippin to Merry: Who's Gandalf talking about?

Merry: I have no clue man... Want another pipe?

Pippin: Sure! Smells good to me!

Pippin in question: Hey, where did you get this leaf any way? It's different from southfarthing...

Merry: Eh, i found it in the back of Gandalf's caravan, next to the fireworks. It was in a box with a picture of a big headed-red faced guy smoking leaf on top. Had to try some before the others got to it.

Pippin: *takes a puff well, you've done well my friend!

Hee hee... I hope i don't get into too much trouble.
~Ka~

[Mithalwen]

When Sam's tinderbox failed, Gandalf was pretty sure he would be able to light the barbecue.....

[THE Ka]

Gandalf begs to differ as Boromir says he could disco on the moon.


:mad: hey... That's funny! :D Better than mine at least... I am really starting to wonder now if the Disco King could strut his stuff on the moon... But, he would proably get in the way of Tilion. Like Tilion ever does stay on course for that matter... ;)

~Another Annoying ka Post~

[The Saucepan Man]

Gandalf: Pshaw! 'Tis folly to send a halfling into the heart of Mordor with the very object that Sauron seeks. I say we go for an all out missile attack. Who's with me?

*Stunned silence*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

A trip to Hobbiton: $ 5 000
Fireworks: $ 200
Realising you left your lit pipe back on the fireworks tent: priceless.

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf feels slightly nervous as he turns up for his first rehearsal session with The 4th Hobbiton Baton-Twirlers Group.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Gandalf was desperate for funds to finance the trip to Mordor. He had been reduced to selling eel meat on sticks for pennies.*

[Witch_Queen]

Gandalf: I'm sorry Frodo, for you to get to Mordor before the second Tuesday of next week, we're gonna need to make some adjustments.

Gandalf walks over to cart and pulls out giant bottle rocket.

Gandalf: Just duck tape this to your back and you'll be there faster than a fish out of water.

Frodo: But Gandalf I don't want to....
Gandalf: Oh Frodo quit being and sissy and get over here.

[Nimrodel_9]

Darn. I need a Nazgul pic, but my computer isn`t working very well at the moment. Any help? :confused:

Gandalf: Hey look! I found the weapons of mass destruction! :eek:
Frodo: Uh... Gandy? Those are marshmellow sticks.
Gandalf: Darn!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf, in a moment of perfect clarity, realises he's here on Middle-earth to defeat Sauron, not sell Valinor-made fireworks.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

http://kefkaproductions.s5.com/nazgulspeedcamera.jpg

Sorry I couldn't find a bigger version of it...

The Nazgul cursed as the hobbiton speed camera caught it...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Frodo runs into internet difficulties?*

:smokin:

[Rimbaud]

It is rare to catch the black blanket in its natural state. Here we see it riding. Fascinating. Watch as the blanket approaches the apparatus. Next week, don't miss - pillow riding sheep towards microphone.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Smile! You're in candid camera!
Black Rider: dang it! Again!

[Nimrodel_9]

Thanks Hama! :D Now I just need to find out what`s wrong with my computer...

Eomer, are you talking to me?! ;)

Oh no! It`s the Central Park Rangers!
(12 dimes, some mithril toenail clippers, and a twinkie to whoever gets that.) :D

[Oddwen]

Well Nimmy, to get that joke, I had to travel through the candy-cane forest and through the sea of swirly-twirly gumdrops, but I got it.

The fifth Ringwraith made a lucrative deal with Fox for a new reality show: The Wraith Life

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

The Witch-King attempts to blackmail Frodo by taping him watching Teletubbies.

~*~

Uh . . . Nil. The thing's pointed at the Witch-King.

I know. But this is Middle-earth.

[Lalwendë]

A Behind-the-Scenes look at production of the Mordor edition of Vogue. Here we see Nazgul Campbell posing for the cameras.

[Rimbaud]

The Seventh Age brought an unwelcome rush of publicity for the Nazgul.

[Lalwendë]

London Olympics 2012: "...and now it's over to the Goth Show Jumping event..."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Nazgûl: Oh, look! Shiny Ring-like trinket hanging from an ominous-looking contraption! Must look closer.

[THE Ka]

An Unfortunate misery...


On his own reality show, the 7th Nazgul finallly gets the undivided attension he deserved...

Nazgul: "And this is were i practice my horsemanship everyday..."

Camera guy follows...

Nazgul #7 gets ready to jump, unfortuately the camera man is in the way of an deliberate end...

Nazgul: "Are you getting it? I'm really do- AH!!!!

*CRASH! SMACK....

A few minutes of blank screen then we see a fuzzy outline of a gaffer:

*Gaffer: What do mean he BROKE my camera?! Fine! Cut him from the paylist! And if he isn't already dead, sue him for stupidity!

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* A gaffer is in charge of the electronics of the set... Not Sam's dad. http://fs5.deviantart.com/i/2004/329/9/a/Cursed_Pokeball_by_BriGuy86.gif

This was a very lame attempt... sorry. :(

~Shameful Ka~

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Futuristic cannon threatens Nazgul's mission. :D

[THE Ka]

Here's another one... i hope it hasn't been done before! this thread is huge! I remember when it was only 15 pages...(Don't worry, i won't go on like your grandpa about the war...)

http://strange_angel.home.mindspring.com/LOTR/galadrielandfrodoicon.jpg

Galadriel thinks: "Wow... his hair smell's great! I wonder if he used Legolas' brand... I swear i'm addicted to that stuff..."

http://strange_angel.home.mindspring.com/LOTR/boromiricon5.jpg

two minutes after eating a rather supicious looking lembas wafer, Boromir's stomach prepares to eject...

Hope this sparks insperation...

~Ka~

[Nimrodel_9]

12 dimes, some mithril toenail clippers, and a twinkie to Oddwen!

Glad and Fro pic:
Oh no! I just dropped my gum in Frodo`s hair! Maybe he won`t notice...

Borrum pic:
I really need to clip my nose hair.

[Firefoot]

*Boromir valiantly tries to make bird calls with his blade of grass.*

[Encaitare]

Galadriel thinks: He'd better not have lice....

Boromir: Okay, Kazoo Ensemble, ready to play? And-a one, two, three, four! *bzzzzzzzzzz*

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Galadriel thinks: "smelly little hobbit...with my eyes closed, it's hard to tell if I'm kissing the top of your head or your hairy feet! Note to self: Gotta start stocking the guest rooms with stronger herbal shampoo."

[The Elf-warrior]

Boromir reflects sadly on the ravenous appetites of the hobbits and wonders how they will ever get to Mount Doom without starving.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

The sudden realisation that he could not Disco on the Moon saddened Borromir ...


Frodo: Er....don't you think you've kissed my forehead for long enough now?

Galadriel: Shh...my back's cricked and I can't stand up...

[Rimbaud]

i) Having lulled the little fellow into a false sense of security with that 'test passing' gibberish, the Elven brain-sucker got down to business.

ii) *mumbles* Save the White City? Um...great, great... Hey, hang on...!...I'm not dead, just wounded...Aragorn....hey, come on... I need help walking...*small voice* Aragorn?...ah, never mind.

[The Saucepan Man]

Boromir once more falls victim to the notorious horn thief ...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Galadriel spent the night in the hospital after Frodo administered the famous Glasgow kiss.*


*Boromir, choking with disbelief, perceives the biggest rat he has ever seen down in Moria. He did not sleep one wink that night.*

[THE Ka]

The sudden realisation that he could not Disco on the Moon saddened Borromir ...


Frodo: Er....don't you think you've kissed my forehead for long enough now?

Galadriel: Shh...my back's cricked and I can't stand up...

Sniff* yes, it is sad that the Disco King cannot Disco on the moon... Tilion does not drive so soberly... ;)

[THE Ka]

I'm just on a roll! Another funny one to also poke at:

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_lord_of_the_rings__the_two_towers/_group_photos/david_wenham23.jpg

Denethor goes "Oldstimers"...

D: Boromir, you do remember that you have boy scouts today... You can play with your brother tomorrow!

F (wispers to boromir): What is he saying?! You haven't been in boy scouts for almost ten years! Do you think he's not taking his medication anymore? Come 'on we have to make him take it before he does anything stupid!

B (Wispers back): i know, i know... but, it would be soo much fun if we could play with him a bit... You'll like it, because he won't bit your head off!

F (wispers): err... yeah! you're right! Ok, on the count of three, we'll be kids again! let's see how he takes this! One, Two, Three!

B (in a obedient tone): Yes, father...

F (Wines): But, DAD! Why can't I go TOO! I want to GO too!

B: *tried hard not to laugh...

D(Being very authoritarian): No Faramir you can't. Because you are not old enough for boy scouts, and you never will be. Because i said so... Now go and do something that kids do...

F: Hmmph! *folds arms and puffs out bottom lip Fine! I will go! And i'll hang myself from the tower! Yeah! Hope you like that! Then, when boromir here comes back he'll hate you too! I hate you! and...

B: (punches faramir with elbow, wispers) Geez! don't give us away!

B: Ok, father! I'm ready to go! *Puts really small hat on head.

D: *Rubs head Eh... I don't feel so good... Boromir, what are you doing with your old boy scouts cap? I thought you got out of that horrible program once I found out that their biggest supporter was Sauron...No wonder those bonfires were a little strange...

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Hope my humour wasn't too dry... i'm known for having an annoying dry humour habit...

~Ka~

[Nimrodel_9]

Boromir and Faramir: What do you mean there`s no such thing as the Easter bunny?! :eek:

[Encaitare]

Boromir: *breaks it down and does a crazy disco dance for no apparent reason, since he is, of course, the Disco King*

Faramir and Denethor: *stare*

Boromir: *stops*

*crickets chirp*

Boromir: What?

[Lachwen]

Denethor: Hello, boys. I've been meaning to talk to you...
Faramir: Yes, father?
Denethor: Ah, well, I don't think it's best discussed in public...
Boromir: Oh, come on, pops. We're kind of on a schedule...still have to clean up the city after the battle...
Faramir: Yeah, time's at a premium. Just tell us now. How bad can it be?
Denethor: Well...alright. But remember that you made me tell you here!
Faramir: *sighs* Just spit it out, dad!
Denethor: Well, see, the truth is, boys...oh, jeez, this is embarassing! The truth is, boys, I'm not really your father.
Boromir: WHAT??
Faramir: You're kidding.
Denethor: 'Fraid not, son.
Boromir: Well, if you're not our father...who ARE you?
Denethor: Boromir...Faramir...I am your mother! ( ;) :rolleyes: )
Faramir: Oh, nee ta ma duh tyen-shia suo-yo duh run doh gai si!

(If anyone gets that last line, I will give you five pounds of Toblerone chocolate.)

[Lhunardawen]

Boromir: Aww...Faramir! I told you to keep quiet!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

As Denethor opened his robe, both his sons determinidly kept their eyes on his face...

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Since Denethor was squint-eyed, the whole family could play the staring game at the same time!

[THE Ka]

When i found this, i knew you people would love it!! I did! (The car reminds me of the thread awhile back that talked about if the fellowship went on a van tour into mordor..)

http://www.csupomona.edu/~samonroe/boromir.jpg

B: *thinks to himself "See! I've proved to you all that you cannot drive into mordor! They don't allow cars as cruddy as this!"

Hope to inspire!

~Ka~

[Nimrodel_9]

Oh my gosh! *dies laughing

[Lachwen]

No! Wait! I came up with another one!!

Man on the Right who is Not Really Denethor: Faramir? Faramir son of Denethor?
Faramir: Yes?
MotRwiNRD: You're a jerk, Faramir. A real kneebiter.
Faramir: ...what?

[Oddwen]

Three cheers for Lachwen the Infinitely Prolonged! ;)


See that crack in Boromir's windshield? That very windshield withstood three Uruk arrows...and the airbag did the rest. Always wear your seatbelt.

And Ka - I assume you're talking about "LotR Road Trip". I also miss that thread. :(

[Encaitare]

Boromir: Oh, snap. And here I was thinking I was getting it off easy, avoiding all that fire and ash and dust and stuff. I even got to put the big ol' shield in the back seat! But, noooo, some pesky little orc has to run right into the middle of the road!

[THE Ka]

Three cheers for Lachwen the Infinitely Prolonged! ;)


See that crack in Boromir's windshield? That very windshield withstood three Uruk arrows...and the airbag did the rest. Always wear your seatbelt.

And Ka - I assume you're talking about "LotR Road Trip". I also miss that thread. :(

Ah! i know what you mean! But, i was very new here at the time and i was afraid to post anything in case someone might bite my head off... I liked reading people's responses though. I liked the one were aragorn was fighting with gandalf over the radio... Very humorious! :D


~Relative Ka~

[Lachwen]

Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at the Morannon is simply awful today! *shouts* Hey! Move your bleeding lazy patoot! What? Yeah, same to you, buddy! *inappropriate hand gesture, artfully concealed behind sideview mirror* Stupid git... *smash* Awright, who threw that rock?! Who threw that rock?!? Just you wait 'til I find out who threw that, I'm gonna go berserker battle-rage on your arse!

*sigh* It appears road rage has been around for a long time...

Oddwen; glad to be of service! ;)

[THE Ka]

Boromir: Sweet mothers of Gondor, the traffic at the Morannon is simply awful today! *shouts* Hey! Move your bleeding lazy patoot! What? Yeah, same to you, buddy! *inappropriate hand gesture, artfully concealed behind sideview mirror* Stupid git... *smash* Awright, who threw that rock?! Who threw that rock?!? Just you wait 'til I find out who threw that, I'm gonna go berserker battle-rage on your arse!

*sigh* It appears road rage has been around for a long time...

Oddwen; glad to be of service! ;)

that's funny! awsomely funny in fact! :)

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

What do you mean you're giving me a ticket!? Say wha- I know my ****ing windshield's cracked, no it was NOT because I hit an orc, you can't impound this vehicle, I know the law! you're gonna wheelclamp it? Why? Of course I'm stopped here...I don't care if its double yellow lines I can't move. My engine is still running! I'm not parked!

Traffic Wardens haev been around a long time too...

[Sapphire_Flame]

I lurve this little Pokeball smilie, THE Ka! http://fs5.deviantart.com/i/2004/329/9/a/Cursed_Pokeball_by_BriGuy86.gif Wheeee! ^^

[No more chocolate for you, Saphy.]

Aw...

Car Picture:

Boromir: What? MORE road construction? *pounds his head on the dashboard* This is so stupid. I told them we shouldn't have taken the detour through Utah!

(You really have to be a Utahn to appreciate this. I swear, the Generic Orange Road Cone should be our new state animal. *headdesk*)

~ Saphy ~

[The Saucepan Man]

Boromir: Farewell Aragorn! Make for the checkered flag and take the championship. I have failed!

Aragorn: No! You have conquered. Few have taken that corner at such a speed. The championship shall not fall to the Dark Lord Schumacher!

[Mithalwen]

Boromir 1: Boromir realised with horror that Legolas had borrowed his gloves when he was super gluing the crack in his bow......

Boromir 2: "no, Faramir, if you want to leave the Rangers to front " The Darkness" you are going to have to tell Dad yourself.."

[THE Ka]

I lurve this little Pokeball smilie, THE Ka! http://fs5.deviantart.com/i/2004/329/9/a/Cursed_Pokeball_by_BriGuy86.gif Wheeee! ^^

[No more chocolate for you, Saphy.]

Aw...

Car Picture:

Boromir: What? MORE road construction? *pounds his head on the dashboard* This is so stupid. I told them we shouldn't have taken the detour through Utah!

(You really have to be a Utahn to appreciate this. I swear, the Generic Orange Road Cone should be our new state animal. *headdesk*)

~ Saphy ~

It's a what ball? I never knew... :eek: I just put it there... You can find it and more on www.deviantart.com when you are looking at artwork in our lovely community and you wish to post something you are given an emoticon list... i swear there are over 400 of them. Go knock yourself out...(Not literaly! just an expression...)

I do agree... That little road cone is everywhere in utah (Given the fact that i've been in utah over 8 times...) I think it deserves a name and species before it becomes endangered...(From people running them over! :( )

~Ka~

[Elennar Starfire]

Now this is an Orange Road Cone, a very endangered species. We're really lucky to find one! Aw, isn't she a beauty? [/bad Croc Hunter imitation]

~'Leny (Saphy's not the only one on too much chocolate...)

[THE Ka]

(Ka doing a croc hunter imitation/ Orange road cone imitation) : Now, this is the endangered Orange road cone from Utah. This species among road cones is the most poisonious known! aye! Fiesty little buggar here! No girl! Dont bite me! Ahh! It bit me' eye! *Then, an imitation of his countless off-balanced jumps that i love...

http://a1604.g.akamaitech.net/7/1604/34/20a4b8dba2f80b/animal.discovery.com/fansites/crochunter/photos/gallery/gallery.09_lg.jpg


heh. The Orange road cone of Utah always triumphs!!!
http://www.shuttergeek.com/photos/monett/25feb04cone.jpg
(Sorry the picks are so big! i couldn't find a picture of one without someone wearing them...)

~Ka~

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Funny pictures continued (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=10742) by Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas.

Please put funny (Tolkien-related) pictures here. You'll be in good company. ;)

~*~

On to captions . . .

Galadriel pic:
Frodo (thinking): I wonder what advice Galadriel will give me?

Galadriel: Zzzzz . . .

~*~

Boromir pic:
Boromir chokes on the Watcher's adam's apple.

~*~

Family pic:
Boromir: That's where you got that giant nose of yours, my brother.

Faramir: I see.

Denethor: You do realise I can hear what you're saying . . . and I have a sword . . .

[The Saucepan Man]

The Crazy Captions game is quite simple. One person puts up a picture and others put up captions that might go with the pic.

Here are the rules for this thread.

Pictures
1) Pictures must not be borrowed from the bandwidth of other sites.
2) Pictures must be no larger than 100K in file size.
3) Each picture will remain up until at least ten captions have been suggested for it. Once that happens, anyone can put up the next picture.
4) Pictures should come from the movies or animations

Captions
1) Each person may only put up one caption per day.
2) Captions will not be vulgar, religious, political, or otherwise inappropriate. You know what I mean.
3) You may remark on other captions, but only in a post that contains your own caption (no posts will contain remarks only)
4) Anyone can post a caption, including the person who posts the picture.

These are fairly simple rules designed to keep this topic readable. I'm sure most of you will have no problems following them. If you are unsure if you should do something - don't.A timely reminder of the rules set by the Barrow-Wight for this thread. Please note in particular those that I have highlighted in bold.

[Sapphire_Flame]

It's a what ball? I never knew... :eek: I just put it there...

I do agree... That little road cone is everywhere in utah (Given the fact that i've been in utah over 8 times...) I think it deserves a name and species before it becomes endangered...(From people running them over! :( )

~Ka~
Yep. 'S a pokeball. The poor little guy keeps getting pulled inside! 'S cute, though. *hugs the pokeball smilie*

So I've helped to endanger a species? :eek: I feel so guilty about my drivers' ed ranges now...

Okay, time for a new picture, I think:

http://lotr.ugo.com/images/animation//hobbit/large/hobbit_23.jpg

Thranduil: Alright, very funny, Gandalf. You can change me back now. Gandalf? Gandalf, you get back here! *gives chase*

Gandalf: Heheheh...

Don't ye just love the old "Hobbit" cartoon? *green* And let's remember to follow the rules now! *points at Saucie's last post*

~ Saphy ~

[Rimbaud]

Sadly for Galadriel, her diminishment took an unexpected turn.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo had heard that Gollum had an ill-favoured look, but nothing could quite prepare him for the reality...

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

We traded my preciousssss for thesse fancy clothes, yes we did...and we can get the precious back! When they's asleeep....

[Nimrodel_9]

You really have to be a Utahn to appreciate this.I agree! They should change the state symbol from beehive to orange cone! They`re everywhere here! ;)

Grumble grumble. My son gets to be the pretty boy in his movie and I`m stuck looking like this?!

[The Elf-warrior]

14 jaws dropped when they saw that the elven king had Gandalf's staff.

[Encaitare]

Premise 1: Gollum, contrary to popular belief, didn't really fall into the lava. He only pretended, although he did lose the Ring in the process. So, he managed to get out of Mordor (that's the Slinker in him) and, depressed, he realized he needed to get on with his life. Then, much to the chagrin of the fangirls, he sought out Legolas, shaved him bald, took his hair, and set up a nice independent kingship in the Old Forest.

Premise 2: Saruman and Grima strike again, forsaking Theoden for Thranduil, and thus giving him the signature S&G emaciated look.

[Nimrothiel]

Gollum's "After" picture from "Extreme Makeover: Middle-Earth Edition."

[Maeggaladiel]

Legolas doesn't like to talk about this side of his family.

[Witch_Queen]

(If you've seen the show you know what I'm talking about.)

"Welcome to the season finale of "The Swan" we took an ugly person and made them beautiful. Lets take a before shot of our "model" Gollum. Gollum had a lot of facial problems. Plus his baldness was not good for his complection. Now lets get a look at the new Gollum."
*Gollum walks out and sets in chair

"Doesn't he look so much better now." *After spending so many sleepless nights dreaming of what his make-over would look like Gollum has only made his look worse. "We like to call this the "Sauron" controlled Theoden meets the always "good" looking Legolas." *Gollum stands up to address the crowd

"Thanksssss yousssss very muchessssssssss. Just givesss usss backss our precioussessssss."

Its crazy. The Swan is a real T.V. Show and I just ruined it. No it ruined itself?

[dragoneyes]

Thranduil: Species confused? No, I know exactly what species I am, I'm a very early version of a hobbit but my life has bee unnaturally prolonged by... No, that's not right is it? Ah yes, I'm a tree. Oh no, but they can't talk... Very well, I'm an ent!

*silence*

Legolas:*Ahem* Father, try elf.

[Lachwen]

Gimli: *whispering to Legolas* That's an Elf??
Legolas: *gruffly* We don't like to talk about it.

Two pounds of hot chocolate mix to whoever gets the reference. :cool:

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Thranduil: I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

[THE Ka]

For gollum pic...

Gollum: It's a cornucopia of love, with me and my precioussssssssss! Stupid Bagginsssesss!

( Gollum gives off the whole "Make love not war" in that picture...)

~ka~

[Kransha]

Saruman: I am Saruman, Saruman the Ring-maker, Saruman of the Not-So-Many Colors, Saruman the Half-Frog!

Gandalf: I like 'Maia' better.

Saruman: Maia? Ha! A post for fools and braggarts! Wrinkled amphibians; that's were the real power is. Ya see, it's all about the colors, Gandy. Dull, sickly green is the new black.


P.S. Yes, I know it's actually Thranduil.

[elronds_daughter]

:eek: Gasp! Animation!!! Yike!! :eek:

Thranduil: Whatever you're selling, I either don't need it or already have it. Now go away.

[Nimrodel_9]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/samgasp.jpgSam was horrified when he discovered someone had eaten the last of the cake.

[Elennar Starfire]

Sam discovers what's been making those strange flattened circles in the Gaffer's corn patch.

[Lachwen]

That last mushroom seems to have had a strange effect on our beloved gardener.
Sam: Shiny...

[Lhunardawen]

Animated pic:
*The Elvenking looks into the mirror upon waking up...*
Thranduil: Legolas, you are banished from Mirkwood!
Legolas: Dad, I swear it wasn't me! *snickers*

Sam pic:
Sam sees Gollum and Frodo having a tea party.

Sam: And you didn't invite me???

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

On seeing Mount Doom, Sam started to reconsider this whole 'quest' thing...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Animated pic:
Blue guy: . . . and, no, I'm no character from Middle-earth! I'm a smurf, for crying out loud! Now go 'way! Git!

~*~
Sam pic:
Choice herbs: $10
A pound of rabbit meat: $35
Diarrhea in the middle of nowhere: priceless.

[Fingolfin II]

Sam: You mean the One Ring isn't edible?!?!

Animation-

Gollum is finally reunited with his long-lost grandmother.

[The Saucepan Man]

(Previous picture)

Thranduil: OK, who's been meddling with my picture in the attic?

[Lhunardawen]

Thranduil pic:
I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Sam: Rosie Cotton! I didn't know as you'd missed me that much!

[Witch_Queen]

Sam: Mr. Frodo we have a problem

Frodo: Whats that Sam?

Sam: I think I swallowed the one ring.

(I wonder if the one ring works on food cause Sam could be in real trouble if his stomach became invisible.)

[Maeggaladiel]

(Is it just my computer, or is there a bluish glow coming from the lower right corner of this pic? Cus if it's just me, this isn't going to make sense.)

Sam feels the refreshing cold burst of Dentene Ice.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Frodo reveals his 'surprise'.*

[Nimrodel_9]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty...Not that again! ;)

No, it`s there Maeggaladiel.

Sam: Look Mr. Frodo! I can see my breath! What`s happening to me?! Ahhhhhhh...
Frodo: *rolls eyes :rolleyes:

[THE Ka]

for sam pic:


Sam suddenly when all hope seemed lost, his long lost imaginary friend, the blue aura cupcake arrived on the scene...

Sam: "I feel... So..." *about to break into a fit of tears.

Blue cupcake pal: Don't worry sam! it's me! you're imaginary friend, Creamy the blue cupcake! Turn that frown upside down! I know that there's a hope left as long as i'm blue enough to give off an aura of goodness!

Sam *Sniff "Really? Is it you! Oh! It's been so long! I've missed you! Will you help me on my journey? And Mr. Frodo too?

Creamy: Sure sam! But, you have to do something for me first... Then all you're dreams will come true!

Sam: Ok! So, what do i have to do?

Creamy: Well...I would just love a bit of glamour, if you get my point . and i don't think your master wouldn't mind to help out your old friend? Please? Besides, he'll thank you later, because you'll be a hero too! You'll save the day!

Sam: really? But... I don't think mr. frodo will let me... But, if i am to save the day ,that means he'll loose it. and i'll have to bring it to him. Right?

Creamy: Trust me! He'll trust you even more...that is if he doesn't become too controlled by the ring, by then. If that happens, well, we're in deep fungus frosting. But, really! He'll come about!

Sam: Alright. I will, when i have the chance...And i'll only do this because you're one of my longest friends...

Frodo: Sam? Who are you talking to?

Sam: Ummm...Hey Frodo! How do you feel about the trip so far?

Frodo: *Shrugs...continues conversation.

************************************************** ***

Now we know why Sam saved the ring... ;)

~Pianotastic Ka~

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam: "No good, Mr. Frodo! No good! You're burning all the rum!" :eek:

-or-

Sam witnesses the smithies of Rivendell reforging Narsil in one of his wierd yet accurate dreams/visions.

Sam: "Hey! This isn't how it goes! You guys should've had that reforged way back when we were in Rivendell, or at least that's the way it goes in the book."

Smithier #1: "Well in case you didn't notice, this is the movie. Ever heard of 'creative license'?"

[The Saucepan Man]

Er, isn't this supposed to be "Crazy Captions", rather than "Crazy mini-stories inspired by a LotR pic"?

I know, I'm being grouchy. But I like the one or two liners best. :rolleyes:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Unbeknownst to Sam, he was smoking the herbs for Legolas' special shampoo.

Sam: I feel smooth, silky, and dandruff-free!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Sam (gazing in wonder at the smoking party he stumbled unto): "Smurfs are real"
(strains of 'ha-la-la-la-la-la grow in eerie crescendo and then fade to nothingness...)

[Oddwen]

Sam gazes in horror at the radioactive Muffin of Doooooom!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/wormtongueopera.jpg
For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world...


And I'll give you a flurry if you can tell me where I got that from. ;)

[The Elf-warrior]

Sam thought it was strange that the only Hobbits in the common room were Merry and Pippin, Frodo and himself.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Grima:

Sauron save our Saruman,
Long live our creepy Saruman,
Sauron save Saruman;
Send him victorious,
Shaggy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Sauron save Saruman.

Oh Sauron arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign;
May he defend our food
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
Sauron save Saruman.

Our loved Orthanc bless
With rule and conquest
From shore to shore;
And let our Empire be
United, loyal, free,
True to himself and Thee
For ever more.

(With apologies to the Queen)

(And SaucepanMan)

(And davem)

(And Lalwende, and Mithalwen, and Amanaduial the Archer, and. . .well. . .all Brits everywhere)

(Oh, and the Sex Pistols ;) )

[Elennar Starfire]

For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world...
And I'll give you a flurry if you can tell me where I got that from.
Why, it's from Space Oddity, of course.
Planet earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...

Grima pic:

Not the pointy stick of DOOOM!!! Mommy!

[Oddwen]

Actually Elennar, I was thinking more of "Mr. Deeds". I didn't even know the song was David Bowie until I looked at the lyrics. :) But you can have a flurry anyway, even though they just aren't the same when they're homemade.


Long before Gríma became an evil henchman, he was a square-dance caller.

[The Elf-warrior]

Grima warns Théoden against evil counselors.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Grima wished he hadn't forgotten to disarm the mousetraps...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Grima has fun in the House of Mirrors.*

[THE Ka]

Grima prepares to hack up a hair ball... But, finds that his hair is too stringy. :p


~Glamtastic Ka~

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Grima sings: "The hills are aliiiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuusic"

[Meela]

Life Story- Episode 4: Grima looks into a mirror for the first time.

[Fingolfin II]

Wormtongue realises that the one he snuck up on was Legolas, and not Eowyn.

[THE Ka]

another pic...

http://www.boromir.ro/imagini/panetonicon.jpg


Wow...i never knew boromir was into culinary arts...

(the boxs reads: Panettone Boromir)
whoa! Look! he makes a whole line of different breads (http://www.boromir.ro/pagini/homes.htm)!

[Lachwen]

Grima pic:
Grima, too tired to follow Saruman another step, suddenly finds that the spot he chose to collapse on is covered in Devil's Club.

Cake pic:
Boromir: Hmmm...and maybe I'll just add a few "special" spices to Dad's birthday cake...made from my signature recipe, of course!
And now we know why Boromir was Denethor's favorite. ;)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gríma pic:
Wormtongue saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

[Witch_Queen]

Cake pic:
After Boromir wrestling with Merry and Pippin he pulled out of his pocket a smashed box. The two hobbits quickly grabbed the box and went to corner to eat the contents.

Merry: Boromir did you cook this?

Boromir: Yeah I did.

Pippen: Its good. Just wheres the mushrooms?

[Ainaserkewen]

Sauron save our Saruman,
Ahahahahah! :D In all my years of playing that song for Military Band, now I have something to sing under my breath and then fall to the ground in chuckling.

(And Lalwende, and Mithalwen, and Amanaduial the Archer, and. . .well. . .all Brits everywhere) Better include all the Commonwealth too, like Canada. It's so funny, I'm sure we'll all forgive you.

[Mithalwen]

Sam pic: "double whammy" thought Sam, not only were Orcs nearby but he had impaled himself on Sting......

[Morsul the Dark]

cake picture:Boromir looks at cake... I said I dont want a cake for my birthday!
Frodo: but its good
Boromir:All i want is the bloody ring! (tackles Frodo)

*oh yes two times in 3 days ive been on be scared! :p

[Encaitare]

Grima pic:

Grima never liked going to the dentist. Whenever the dentist would ask him to open his mouth and say "aaaaahhhh," he'd get all self conscious about his stinky breath. When the dentist asked him how hard it was to brush one's teeth a couple of times today, Grima would then be forced to explain how such petty matters as hygiene encroached upon his creepy-stalker-evil-councilor time.

Boromir muffin:

At the Council of Elrond, Boromir felt he needed the Ring for a different reason...

Boromir: "Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy! Let us make baked goods against him! Take a gander at Exhibit A here.... just look at how spangly these muffins are!
Elrond: "They're not as spangly as me, shield-boy."
Boromir: "Wha-wha-whaaa? I am the Disco King! All things spangly bow before me!"
Elrond: Sighs in a terribly world-weary fashion....

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gríma eagerly anticipates his Scooby Snax reward from Saruman.

A pat in the back to whoever gets that. C'mon, it's bloody easy! :cool:

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Cake Pic: Boromir's cooking talents came in handy during the quest...

Grima pic (again): Grima wished he hadn't just called Saruman a 'stupid old fart' under his breath...

Edit: I got an avatar at last! Yay!

[Sapphire_Flame]

Grima: *upon seeing Gandalf brought back to life* AUGH! IT'S THE DEAD GUY!

(Gold stars and huggbees to whoever gets that! ;))

And, Nilp, if I may hazard a guess: Scooby Doo? ^_~

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

[Oddwen]

Is that "Forever Young", Saphy? In that case...

Grima: "Na na na, na na na, na na na nanananana, AUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!"


Boromir: How can you not like muffins, when they're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when they are so good to eat?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gríma: I feel pretty, oh so pretty . . .

;) :p http://www.geocities.com/louis_martian/smilies/evil.gif

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/eowynAPIE.jpg

Éowyn peeks at Gimli undressing to see if he's really a he . . .

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Eowyn was having second thoughts about Aragorn...

[Fingolfin II]

Eowyn takes a furtive look at the way in which Legolas styles his hair.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

"Give me your honest opinion, Merry...does this dress make my butt look big?"

[Gil-Galad]

*Eowyn making sure another Witch-King isn't behind her*

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Eoywn: Grima, I swear, if I catch you following me any more, I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.

[Rimbaud]

Despite her hitherto unrecorded rear-facing head deformity, Eowyn went on to be counted among the great beauties of the town.

[The Elf-warrior]

The Boromir pic: In the year 125 of the Fourth Age the commercialization of Boromir's name assumed shocking proportions with the Panettone Boromir.

The Éowyn pic: "It's the Sackville-Baggins. They're after Meduseld!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Merry realised that he wasn't going to get away with that kind of behaviour.*

[Lalwendë]

Eowyn joins the Church of the Kidnapped Jesus.

[Mithalwen]

Merry would soon regret swiping the last chocolate biscuit from under Eowyn's nose

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Éowyn: That can't be!

Gríma: No, Éowyn. It's true. I am . . . your father . . .

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[The Only Real Estel]

Seeing Gandalf throw back his robe in front of Theoden, & fearing the worst, Eowyn turned away, preparing to chuck all the way across the room.

[Maeggaladiel]

The Boromir Pic: Yes, Panettone Boromir the only cake made with real Gondorian Steward!

(See the chunks inside? Yes, that's all that was left of him after going down the waterfall... Yeew.)

Eowyn Pic:
Eowyn: I have a TAIL!?

(sorry.)

[Oddwen]

Good one, Maeg! A tail...lol.

Having had bad reviews for her stew, Eowyn tries baking bread. The yeast gets out of hand. This priceless snapshot was taken by brother Eomer as she tries to block the rampant dough from exiting out the door.

[Lalwendë]

Eowyn's best pub trick was replicating the spinning head-Linda Blair-thingy from The Exorcist.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*The Middle-earth equivalent of a magician sawing a woman in half was lifting a woman's head off of her shoulders, and then putting it back on. Eowyn learnt the hard way that Gandalf was actually a rubbish magician.*

[Fingolfin II]

Haha, Nil, that was wrong on about six different levels, but funny nonetheless....

Eowyn: You gave me a sewing machine for my birthday?!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Éowyn: What do you mean you can't take this dwimmerlaik's claws off my back?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*I may be a shieldmaiden, but there is NO way I am going near that spider!*

[Esgallhugwen]

Eowyn was hard set against eating her brother Eomer's Rohan caserole surprise

[Nimrodel_9]

Oh my gosh! Aragorn wears a wig?! :eek:

[Lalwendë]

Seeing as somebody had forgotten to bring clean pocket handkerchiefs to Helm's Deep, Eowyn was reduced to trying to wipe her nose on her shoulder without anyone noticing.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Eowyn was not too impressed by Gandalf's suggestion that she eat Eomer for dinner!*


It appeared Gandalf had his own, lunatic vision for the future of Rohan.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Éowyn: I know you're there with my white dress, Arwen, so come on out and give it up!

[Fingolfin II]

Eowyn loved Shadowfax, but that doesn't stop her disgust at his habit of leaving bits of himself behind in Meduseld.

[Witch_Queen]

Eowyn: "If I can ride a horse I know I can ride a warg! Now get out of my way you filthy Goblin."

[Nimrodel_9]

*Eowyn was not too impressed by Gandalf's suggestion that she eat Eomer for dinner!*
Hee hee...


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_shire_15.JPG
Frodo had the sneeky suspicion he was being watched.

[The Only Real Estel]

Horror Movies- Despite the fact that he had just covered his face with his hands; Frodo couldn't resist peaking through his fingers to find out what would happen next.

[The Elf-warrior]

Frodo saw to his astonishment that a fat guy with a blue jacket and yellow boots had come to rescue them, PJ!

[Oddwen]

This is the view on the other side of Arwen's keyhole.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

At the exact same moment Frodo peeps through the hole in tree's roots, the Nazgûl took a leak through the same hole.

[Gil-Galad]

The Tabloids will be all over this pic, New scandal! Frodo abusing the power of the One Ring! fill in on pg.11!

[Lhunardawen]

Eowyn's best pub trick was replicating the spinning head-Linda Blair-thingy from The Exorcist.

Thanks a lot, Lalwendë. It took me more than a year trying to get that image off my mind.

Eowyn pic:
She's stuck. Don't ask why.

Frodo pic:
Think you can pull a trick on the cameraman, Elijah?

[Fingolfin II]

*Camera view of Frodo from inside Sam's full mouth. He is not impressed.*

[Rimbaud]

On finding that the 'Eye of Sauron' was an old toilet roll tube, covered in black plastic, badly painted flames and a lot of 'sticky-back plastic', Frodo couldn't help thinking that the Quest had been something of a waste of time...

[Those of you familiar with Blue Peter will know where I'm coming from.]

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Complete with huge hat and beard, Frodo attempts to travel incognito through 19th century Russia.

[Witch_Queen]

While playing hide-and-go-seek Frodo made a mistake in his hiding place.

Sam: I see you Mr. Frodo
Frodo: .....
Sam: Mr. Frodo I know your hiding in Rosie's closet.
Frodo opens the door with an astonished look on his face
Frodo: But Sam....
Sam looks at Frodo and gives him a scornful look


Moral: "Child games can become the influence for something greater"

[Nimrodel_9]

Frodo tilted his flask to look inside, just to make sure. Yes, the rum was gone.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Frodo: Close the @#$% door! No wait. . .do you have some toilet paper first?

[Oddwen]

Ergh...Nilp, eew.

No, this is not through a magnifying glass. His eyes really are that big.

[The Saucepan Man]

Standing on the shore, the Fellowship caught their last fleeting glimpse of Frodo as the Watcher sank back into the murky waters of the lake.

:eek:

[THE Ka]

Frodo finds himself with one of those rare moments of privacy...at it's climax, a most useful thought runs through his mind:

"Wow! Do my eyebrows really look that furry? Oh, I hope the stress from the ring hasn't brought on the beginnings of a uni-brow!"


~Ka has returned! and i was creative...

[Lalwendë]

The hobbit eating ninja biscuits strike again...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Sauron's choice of sandwich*

[Boromir88]

I wish I posted on this thread earlier :( . But, here I am now.

Boromir pic: Phooey on lembas, who needs 'em.

Boromir's pic (again):
Pippin: What's the red chunks in it?
Boromir: Just my father's spit up cherries after he got done yelling at my brother.

Eowyn pic: Thinking to herself, when I told him I didn't want to be locked in a cage, I really ment it.

[Nimrodel_9]

Standing on the shore, the Fellowship caught their last fleeting glimpse of Frodo as the Watcher sank back into the murky waters of the lake. *dies* I love it SpM!!! :D

Once again, Frodo had his head stuck in the toilet seat.

[Saraphim]

Frodo: Hmmm...Elrond said to find the Cracks of Doom...but... *looks around suspiciously*...this is a crack...and...I think its pretty...uh... perilous... if not...*ahem*...doomful...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: Oh no! Pippin's eating the last of the mushrooms!

[The Only Real Estel]

The Blackriders crept closer. Then, as Frodo began to wet his pants, he was informed he was on Candid Camera.

[Boromir88]

The Blackriders crept closer. Then, as Frodo began to wet his pants, he was informed he was on Candid Camera.
Sort of like a Scare Tactics thing? Jeez, I love that show.

Frodo: (deep, maniacle voice) Peek-a-boo I see you!

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_29.jpg

Why`d I eat that pizza?

[Saraphim]

Gandalf the Grey was not a morning person.

[The Saucepan Man]

In the cold light of day, realisation dawned on Gandalf that he was getting too old for those Hobbit parties.

[Oddwen]

The scene that PJ didn't leave in FotR. The scene directly after Gandalf scares Frodo in Bag End.

[Boromir88]

I knew I got too close to my fireworks.

[THE Ka]

Gandalf: I really need a Vikadin right now...


Yes. I am lame. Throw the trinkets before i have a better idea...


~Geddish Ka

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf realizes too late that he's getting too old for the "Santa" bit.

[Meela]

Pippin made quite sure that Gandalf wouldn't be calling him a fool of a Took anymore.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*The Balrog had underestimated Gandalf. He had to resort to his oldest, foolproof tactic; inserting the Slug of Doom into his foe's nostril.*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Makeover, my eye! Legolas will pay!!!

OR

An exhausted Gandalf finally realised it was too much for him to challenge for the disco king title.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Gandalf: Note to self: don't anger the mods.

[The Elf-warrior]

Denethor's revenge.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Giants, Trolls, yes, yes, we have those.....but even Samwise Gamgee was sceptical about seeing Bigfoot on his travels, until.....


:eek:

[Boromir88]

*The Balrog had underestimated Gandalf. He had to resort to his oldest, foolproof tactic; inserting the Slug of Doom into his foe's nostril.*
Why Eomer, you are on to something. However, I don't think it's got to do with a Balrog and a slug of doom, more like Gandalf just likes to pick his left nostril ;) .

[The Only Real Estel]

The Saruman-Gandalf fallout really began when Saruman snapped a 'morning picture' of Gandalf and had it distributed around Middle-Earth.

[Fingolfin II]

*What happened after Gandalf suggested to Eowyn that she should take pottery lessons.*

[Nimrodel_9]

After running into the large tree, Gandalf decided it was high time he had his eyes checked.

[Boromir88]

Gandalf: What is a stampeding herd of mad cows doing on a mountain.

[Oddwen]

Gandalf the Grey breathed his last. A tall figure bent over him, and spoke.
"Gandalf T. Grey? You're a jerk. A real kneebiter. I just thought you should know that before you went."

[Maeggaladiel]

Pippin had heard the words "Fool of a Took" one too many times.

OR

Ian vows to get a stuntman for the next film.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

*What happened after Gandalf suggested to Eowyn that she should take pottery lessons.*
I think it was: *What happened after Gandalf suggested to Éowyn that she should take cooking lessons.* (Remember the stew?)

[Esgallhugwen]

It could quite possibly be after Gandalf suggested eating Eomer to Eowyn (as Eomer's lovely rendering of my words went). Anyway.

Gandalf: Never again shall I try to beat an Elf at a drinking game (hehe just got ROTK EE watched it thursday :D )

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

After the Lonely Mountain adventure, Bilbo Baggins really let himself go...

[Ainaserkewen]

Gandalf: "I guess this is why the Hobbits smoke the pipe weed. I've learned my lesson, no more snorting for me."

[THE Ka]

Gandalf:
Squinting with all his might, Gandalf notices that he is not in the same room as the Balrog...
G: Ah Fiddlesticks! I guess saruman was right, that hobbit weed has been getting to my head, i'm not even in the right demention anymore!

Half of an hour later...

Balrog: *Looking at his mickey mouse watch "Come'on Gandalf! I don't have all day! If i don't get back in time, my bread pudding is going to fry!


~Just Ka

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf's nose surgery went waaaay bad.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*He may be one of the most powerful beings on Middle-earth, but Gandalf can still be undone by an icy pavement.*

[Gil-Galad]

*Gandalf learns a lesson after this, not to create/start a Balrog mosh-pit*

[Oddwen]

Gandy: Clarence, Clarence! I want to live again! Please, I want to live again...
Fro: Gandalf, your mouth is bleeding!
Gandy: How 'bout that! My mouth's bleeding Bert, my mouth's bleeding! Ha haaa!
Fro: ???

And a new pic...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/arwentwobooks.jpg
A: Hmm..."My Diary"...sounds promising.

[Gil-Galad]

*How to say away from other races affairs, introduction by Elrond*

[Meela]

Upon her visit to the library, Arwen is torn between 'How To Steal Your Neighbour's Horse' and 'When Daddy Says No: How To Win The Mortal Man Of Your Dreams, Vol. 2'.

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Arwen: Father! Which of these books has that spell for getting rid of chronic back pain?

[Boromir88]

Gandy: Clarence, Clarence! I want to live again! Please, I want to live again...
Fro: Gandalf, your mouth is bleeding!
Gandy: How 'bout that! My mouth's bleeding Bert, my mouth's bleeding! Ha haaa!
Fro: ???
Oddwen, that's a great movie, I watch it every christmas, sort of a tradition ;) .

Arwen: Ooohh...Eowyn's diary....let's see what dirt I can dig up.

[Maeggaladiel]

Arwen: Let's see here... Getting Rid of the Other Woman... Pyrotechnics for Dummies... Choices...

OR

Arwen decides that her bodice really doesn't make a good bookmark.

OR

Curious about Aragorn's favorite pick-up line, Arwen looks to see if her picture really IS listed under the word GORGEOUS.

OR

Realizing that she can't walk around holding a book to her chest for the rest of eternity, Arwen begins to regret buying such a revealing dress.

[THE Ka]

Arwen, on a visit to the local Barach & Noble book store, is caught in a state of utter indicision as to purchasing either Idiot's guide to capturing mortal hearts or My pet Human...


Funny no?

I just hope someone knows who in the name of Isis is Barach... :(


~Another Ka leftover

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Arwen finally manages to squish that moth that had been pestering her.*

"No bug can withstand Tolstoy!" she screamed maniacally...

[Boromir88]

Arwen- *squints* now where are those glasses I had at the oscars.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Hey, books are actually heavier when they're closed!*

[Bungo Baggins]

"Now where can I find a recipe for that spicy lembas bread Aragorn enjoys so much?"

[Boromir88]

Arwen- *reads* Dr. Scholls: How to reduce the swelling in your lips.

(Sorry Liv, you're a beautiful girl but you got your "ada's" lips).

Or instead of that she reads...

"How to telepathically cyber for dummies."

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodopippin_shire_1.JPG
Pippin: This weed sure is good, eh Frodo?
Frodo: Uhh...Pip? When they say weed, they mean pipe weed. Like the kind you smoke? You dig?
Pippin: What was that Fro?

[Boromir88]

Frodo: Pippin! Don't throw up on me! Turn the other way!!!!

[The Only Real Estel]

Arwen pic: Arwen liked to leaf through her old year 259 senior yearboook every once in awhile.

[Lhunardawen]

Desiring Eowyn's too-die-for-body-of-a-shieldmaiden, Arwen starts working out in the library.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin tried desperately to save Frodo from the roller press.

OR

Pippin went a bit mad at the novelty toothpick shop.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Pip: Do you want some leaf?
Frodo: (Sitting back, slightly worried)No thanks.
Pip: (Sniffs it) Mmm. Quite nice. Smells. Do you want to smell it? (Offers leaf to Frodo)
Frodo: No thanks.
Pip: Smell the leaf.
Frodo: No, I don't want to.
Pip: (More forcefully) Smell my leaf!
Frodo: Pippin, please.
Pip: (Shouting) Smell my leaf, you mother!
(Merry then tries to restrain a now hysterical Pippin)
Merry: (Angrily) I think that's quite enough, thank you!
(At this point Pippin takes fright and charges away, leaf still in hand)
Pip: I've got leaf! This is leaf!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Frodo uneasily witnesses Pippin's gradual descent into a chameleon.*

[Bungo Baggins]

Pippin: Honestly Frodo. This will make your teeth look shiny and white!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*A drunk Pippin confuses Frodo with his favourite young Hobbit lass.*

[Lalwendë]

Hobbits in the Mist:

Frodo Fossey was surprised by the excessive friendliness of the Silverback Pippin he was studying in the Old Forest.

[Boromir88]

:::Since Pippin is forced to not get his healthy 8 hobbit meals a day he starts resorting to canibalism:::::

http://thm-c.search.vip.scd.yahoo.com/image/807948716
I hope no one minds, but I found this rather, humorous pic of Lurtz.

[Meela]

Pippin picture:

When Farmer Maggot brings in extra security, Pippin is forced to forage for new snacks.
Pippin: Caterpillars... tasty...


Lurtz picture:

Lurtz's search for those dratted Halflings was become desperate.

[Mithalwen]

Kid "I hope I take after my mum"

[THE Ka]

Pippin begins to feel a familiar twitching in his ear, and decides to ask frodo for help...


Pip: See Frodo! Look! It's that thing in my ear that i've been telling you about! Every time i take a bit of leaf, it twitches! What do you see?

Fro: uh...*Frodo tries not to hurl Um... well... I , see...

Pip: *moves closer What? be sure to have a good look!

Fro: Um...it's a huge(Feeling agitated, uses his imagination)...toe.Yeah! Toe in your ear! I think it might be a growth!

Pip: Are you serious?!

Fro: Oh, yes! very! (Sarcastic)

Pip: Cool! i might as well keep it as a conversasion piece... what do you think?

Fro: i think you've been smoking too much weed, you bloody looney...


~Ka

[The Elf-warrior]

The Arwen picture: Arwen pores through Elrond's library trying figure out the real story of Galadriel and Celeborn. The cornfield picture: Pippin learns that Frodo does not have a cast-iron stomach after Frodo gets a bad reaction from a type of mushroom that never gave Merry or Pippin any problems. The Lurtz picture: Young Elfwise learns too late that Lurtz is not a friendly gorrilla.

[Morsul the Dark]

Lurtz picture

Election year is winding down candidates make final campaigns you know shaking kids kissing hands...oh wait it's supposed to be the other way around... ;)

[ElanorGamgee]

Lurtz pic:

"Oh, real cute, guys. Now where did you hide my halflings?!"

[THE Ka]

Lurtz decides upon adoption as a way on the path of 'goodness'

Lurtz: Ah! He looks just like the halfling I ate once!

Toddler: Ah!!!!!!!!!! Help me! Take me back to the orphange! I do like puppy dog tails in my soup!

~Ka

[The Saucepan Man]

Theoden's cutbacks in education funding forced Rohan's schools into taking desperate staffing measures ...

[Esgallhugwen]

Arwen's pic: Hmmm, Mortality for Dummies

Corn Field: Pippin-Grrrrrrr ruff!!
Frodo- Quick, Merry, unhypnotise him before he decides to mark his territory!



Uruk: Lurtz- Watch out this lil bugger bites!

[Oddwen]

Lurtz: Roar!!
Small Child: ROOOOAAAARRHHH!!!
Lurtz: Help! He's going to eat me!

[Gil-Galad]

That old wizard will be none the wiser...

[Lalwendë]

Little Tommy changed his mind about the face painting when he saw what the results had been on his big brother.

[Saraphim]

Lurtz, captian of the great Uruk-hai army, is conquered at the hands of a dirty daiper.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*After a couple of years battling around Middle-earth, Lurtz returns home amid suspicions of his wife's infidelity.*