Crazy Captions

[Meela]

*cheering in the background*

"And the gold medal for the 1000 metre hurdle goes to..."

Or more realistically...

"And the award for best efforts aside from finishing 2 days after the other contestants goes to..."

[Elennar Starfire]

*singing*
we only wish to catch a fish so juicy sweeeet!

PJ: cut!! wrong character!

[Lily Bombadil]

Legolas: Urrr... Finally got my underwear off my head. Who knew Gimli could give such a wedgie? Now I have only to get them out of my-
Aragorn & Gimli: HAAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *die laughing* smilies/evil.gif

(for that Legolas' hands behind his head one)

[ July 07, 2003: Message edited by: Lily Bombadil ]

[Lily Bombadil]

Sam: Hey! That Helkahothion guy just called me fat! BODY SLAAAAAM!!!!!!

[Oddwen]

Mr. Frodo! Look what Gollum taught me to do! Pirouette!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Cadillac, black-jack, git down, Boot Scoot BoogEEEEEEEEE!

[Silmiel of Imladris]

If I may... Click on the link because the pic is too big to post. Clicky Here (http://legolas.virtue.nu/Celeborn_at_steps.jpg)

Celeborn: Elrond! What happened to your hair?!!

Elrond: Arwen and I had a little talk...Arwen got ticked...Arwen put Aragorn's hair grease in my shampoo bottle...

Or: I came up with this one from a joke I heard.

Elrond: Celeborn is that you?

Celeborn: No, I am Celeborn possessed by Sauron. Now give me Vilya!!

Elrond: Well I am the ghost of Chirstmas past, you touch my ring I kick your a$$.

[Lily Bombadil]

Celeborn: Tell me how is it that you, an elf of no extraordinary value can measure 6'3" while I, the King of Lorien, measure only 5'9"?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Celeborn: Too much chili... *groan*

Elrond: Er... excuse me?

Swan song,
~Menelien

[Lily Bombadil]

Elrond: Celeborn, the U.P.S. just arrived with your custom made platform shoes.

Celeborn: Good. Then it's all going perfectly to plan. With these shoes, I will be able to RULE THE WORLD!! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, ha! Mwoo hoo, ha, HAAAA!!!!
*lighting flashes & thunder claps*

[Everdawn]

Celeborn: Uh, there has been a problem. Galadriel found out about our "tirp away" and has cut me off from the palace. She is very very angry.

Elrond: she ahs even cut you off from-

Clelborn: uhum, yes... even the Herbal Essence cupboard.

Elrond: oh my dear Eru!

Celeborn: *tears now on his face** I know, and its not as if i even did anything that wrong!!!

[Meela]

Elrond: So like, this elf, dwarf, and wizard walk into a bar... he he...

Celeborn: *yawn*

[Elennar Starfire]

Arwen: (yes I know its elrond, but just pretend)AAAAHHH!! not you too! I thought daddy was the only one who tried on my dresses!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Celeborn: Uh, Elrond...your face is blue...

Elrond: Estel switched my soap with prank soap. Shut up.

[Meneltarmacil]

http://www.carolsforest.com/lotr/website/Images/saruman.jpg

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

This antenna is worthless...I'm sick of this eyeball channel! I want HBO!

[Yavanna228]

Saruman:'Show me what Arwen is doing at this very moment...'
Sauron: 'Man, you really need to trim your nails. I bet Isildur's heir could do some wonders for your fingers...'
smilies/rolleyes.gif

Peace

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Sauron: Scratch a little to the left. Ahhhh... right there.

[Meneltarmacil]

I know I'm the one who found the picture in the first place, but I just thought of a caption for it.

Hmmm, good thing Wormtongue told me where Eowyn takes her showers. THIS could get interesting... *grins*

[Everdawn]

Heart attack! someone call a doctor!

[Helkahothion]

Saruman is blessing one of the seeing stones with his evil poking fingernails of doom.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Saruman: mirror, mirror on the wall...err, i mean ball, ball in the hall who has the longest nails of all?

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Sauruman manages to break through Saurons block to gain access to the
www hotrohirrimbabes com
on his palantir.

Dont ask smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ July 14, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]

[Meela]

Saruman: gee, this new computer sure is something!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots_ttt/caltanet_gandalfgreetshadowfax.jpg

[Meela]

Gandalf: Gerrof my nose, you dumb animal!


Gandalf: *mwah, mwah* Thursday, we'll do lunch, darling!

[Finwe]

Gandalf: Renech i lu i erui govannem?

Shadowfax: Nauthannem i ned ol reniannen.

Gandalf: Gwennin in enninath... Ú-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renich i beth i pennen?

Shadowfax: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.

Gandalf: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

Don't ask me where I got that from, it just seemed funny at the time.

[Sauron 666]

ewww, And i thought the Balrog had bad breath

Or: Suddenly, Gandalf The White realized he'd left his breathmints in Moria.

[Aredhel Ar Feiniel]

Gandalf: Ack, Shadowfax, how many times have I told you that getting your lip pierced would come back to haunt you?! smilies/mad.gif

Shadowfax: Well you know, your nose ring doesn't exactly improve the situation... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Airehiriel]

Shadowfax: Now, if you be a good wizard, I might give you a little kiss on your head! But if you are a bad wizard I will have to kick your teeth out.

(A little role reversal there.)

[Oddwen]

Just moments before this picture was taken, in a daring burst of speed Shadowfax took a lump of sugar from Gandalf's lips.

[Aredhel Idril Telcontar]

Shadofax: A-a-a-a-a-achoo!!!!!
Gandalf: What happened?
Shadofax: How many times do I have to tell you! Get a haircut! Or at least get rid of those dandruffs!

smilies/rolleyes.gif Seemed funny at the time smilies/wink.gif

-Aredhel

[Meneltarmacil]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots_ttt/wotr_theodenfacesgandalfstaff.jpg

[Mariska Greenleaf]

"Did you put on my favourite dress again?!?"
"I am sorry, Theoden king, let me explain..."

[Meela]

"What d'ya mean, I need moisturiser..."

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

YOU--STINKY--WIZARD!You stole my hair conditioner!Well, i can see it worked...your hair even changed colour.

[The Saucepan Man]

Gandalf: Sir! Sir! The Blue Meanies are coming.

Theoden: Not here, young Gandalf, they wouldn’t dare.

[Cinderella]

Theoden: Gandalf! If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, never wear white after Labor Day!!!

Gandalf: But the latest Cosmo said white was the new black!

[Yavanna228]

Theoden thinks: 'If I could just reach out and smash that little staff, then maybe that pompous windbag would keep his sturm and drang elsewhere. Must restrain self from clawing apart his perfect clothes, from ripping out his hair...aiieeee!'
Theoden finds himself glued to his throne.
smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[Everdawn]

Theoden: look, now you have seen me can you please drive me to the Clinic, as you can see it has been a long time since i had my last botox injection.

[Silmiel of Imladris]

You would have had to see Pirates of the Caribean to get this.

Theoden: Arrh... I should have never of taken one of those coins from that chest. There chocolate Saruman says...right...arrh.

[Helkahothion]

Theodon: Listen up Jehova witness, I don't know how you got in, but I want you out.

Gandalf: Now, now, let's not be hasty.

[Airehiriel]

Theoden: Now, Gandalf, it had better work this time. My butt is getting sore, and I have to take my medication.

Gandalf: Don't worry, if I can get this spell to work right, you won't need your medication?

Theoden: But, weren't you the one who couldn't figure out how to open the doors at Moria? *thinks to self* Uh-oh, I'm going to be here a loooong time.

[Meneltarmacil]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/25jun02trailer/ttt2_01408_les.jpg

[Meela]

"Yoo hoo! Just passing by, thought I'd pop in and steal the odd bit of jewellery... and I'll have a cuppa while I'm here. Milk, two sugars."

[Helkahothion]

Gollum: Hello hobbitses!

*waves cheerly*

Sorry, that was my first impression.

[TheBladeThatWasBroken]

Gollum:: Can you hear me now?

Hobbits:: *snores*

Gollum:: Good.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

High fives, hobbitses!

[Oddwen]

Hellooooo-oooo? Oh, come now silly hobbitsses! I didn't hit you that hard, no precious! Gollum!

[Feared Half-Elf]

I want your hairsis, its so curly and warmsis, not like this old ragsssss...

[Elennar Starfire]

Stupid fat hobbitses, rolling off the bed and taking the blanketses...

[Esgallhugwen]

Gollum- pinching his fingers 'i'm squishing your head hobbitses!'

I don't know you have to imagine him with this sort of accent, i think it's from kids in the hall. smilies/tongue.gif

[Everdawn]

I just thought of a good one for Theoden.

Theoden: Kids, when i was young, I smoked weed and drank, and took other drugs, and this is how i turned out like. I am acctually 24 years old... Drugs are bad.

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Jusssst lay still massster, there's a fly on your head, almosssst got him...

[Aredhel Idril Telcontar]

Gollum: Hello!! Can you see me? *waves* No? Ok. *mutters* Stupid hobbitsesss, sleeping even when someone tries to strangle you... Yessss...precioussss...

smilies/biggrin.gif Don't shoot me smilies/wink.gif

-Aredhel

[Lady Iverin]

Gollum: Boo!!! (hobbits don't move) I said "boo!" (gollum's getting agitated) When I say "boo", you're supposed to jump up and scream!!! (hobbits continue snoring) Hello?

[Meneltarmacil]

Kids, when i was young, I smoked weed and drank, and took other drugs, and this is how i turned out like. I am acctually 24 years old... Drugs are bad.

*dies laughing* smilies/biggrin.gif

[Silmiel of Imladris]

I think it is time we had a new picture. Sorry about the dinky size but this was too funny to pass up.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0UJjQEyCMssC:www.imagemagician.com/images/allicat8318/deakon-aragorn.jpg

Legolas: Boromir! Aragorn! Give me back my hair gel!

[Everdawn]

Boromir: Ye gods! the armie of teletubbies has followed us here also!

Aragorn: Let me outta here! Arwen, where is Arwen, i want my Arwen, she can ride me away from those evil beings!

[Meela]

Boromir: B- ba- bathwater...

Aragorn: Quick! Before it gets away!


From sidelines...

Gandalf: Goody! Bathwater!

Legolas: Shove it! This is mine.

Gandalf: But I haven't had a bath since the Second Age...

Legolas: Yeah? Well I haven't washed since yesterday. Look at the state of my hair!!

[Elennar Starfire]

Notice the little words in the corner? Here's what they say:

Aragorn took one whiff of Boromir and ran off screaming bloody murder.
(Boromir's clueless)

Just in case you didn't know.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Boromir: What the...
Aragorn: Run! It's Gimli in only a bathtowel!
*From sidelines*
Legolas: Bathtowel? I need to wash my hair! Gimli! Cover yourself up! No, I don't want the bathtowel. What are you doing? No don't give me the towel, put it back around your waist so that I can uncover my eyes again.
Gimli: I'm sure you want the towel really...

[Oddwen]

Borrums: Look at that huge raincloud! We shall all be drenched!
Aragorn: Quick everybody! Duck under my umbrella of hair! The great amount of grease will wick away any amount of water Caradhras sends us!
The rest: Our hero!

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

Aragorn: Scotty!! I need more power from the warp engines!

Boromir: I'm sorry, Captain. That's all she has. If I try to push her any more, she'll blow.

[ July 29, 2003: Message edited by: Alatáriël ]

[Helkahothion]

Borrums: Ooooh, my hair feels so soft.
*from the side*Pippin: Well that's because you used legolas' hair conditioner.
Aragorn: Shut up fool of a Took.

[Elennar Starfire]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/arwen/ttt_arwen_2.JPG


Arwen: Alas, my secret has been discovered, I am really a ringwraith.

hmmm that was wierd. I am having random thoughts.

[Meela]

"Next time, dad, get me the new dress when I say I want the new dress! Grandma Galadriel has promised me three new dresses if I go live with her."

[Yavanna228]

Arwen: *sniff sniff* Don't you feel sorry for poor wittle me? They never give me the pretty things, never give me the rings. Not even that one that hobbit found...I get no thanks for all I do, riding and saving that ungrateful little...'
Glorfindel in the background: 'That was my part, you silly she-elf! You get what you deserve!'

Ok, that wasn't as good as it was in my head... smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[LadyElbereth]

lol, these are great! I haven't been to the BD for so long, I totally forgot about this! lol, I'm gonna have to think of some. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Everdawn]

Arwen, filled with contempt at her father for him sending her away.

Arwen: Oh yes father, you may have won the battle, but you have not won the war. I shall bide my time... oh yes, i will father.. Ill get you my pretty! and your little hobbits too!"

[Daisy Brambleburr]

I'll be back...

[Oddwen]

Dad, don't try to talk me out of it! I told you if you gave that darn "Have you ever just looked at it..." speech again I'd move in with Granny!

[Mathom Collector]

-


Even Elves have bad hair days...


_

[Rose Cotton]

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/gallery/images/rotk/image13.jpg

[Elennar Starfire]

Legolas attempts the vulcan nerve pinch.

Aragorn: ummm...Legolas? This isn't Star Trek.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

"Don't push me, elf! I'm having a balance keeping contest with Gimli now."

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Aragorn: "Ah yes, just a little lower, yes, right there!"

[Firondoiel]

Aragorn: Wha...? Pink fingernail polish????

[Meela]

Legolas: Hmm... should I stab him or strangle him?

Aragorn - Legolas's first (albeit unwilling) customer at his new hairdressing salon.

[Yavanna228]

Aragorn: Ew, when did you last wash your hands?
Legolas: Since when did you care?

Peace

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Aragorn: Note to self...download that font...

[Meneltarmacil]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots_bk2/aragorn_vs_orcs1_tn.jpg

[Elennar Starfire]

No no no! You're playing off-key again! It's an F-flat, not F-sharp!

I just had a weird mental picture of the orcs being a marching band, who need a lot of practice.

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Off screen Lion: "Sire, there's a stampede in the gorge! Simba's down there!"

Heh heh... huzzah for obscure Lion King refrences smilies/biggrin.gif

[arianrod]

Aragorn: "I knew I should have stayed home today..."


I just had a weird mental picture of the orcs being a marching band, who need a lot of practice.
LOL! When I go to marching band practice tomorrow, I'll think of that. Thanks for making the heat a little more bearable, Elennar. smilies/biggrin.gif

[ August 05, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

[Esgallhugwen]

Aragorn "Clones of me! dear Eru no!, but wait those aren't clones there fan girls with masks of me!" He gasps in horror a fate worse then being slapped by Arwen. smilies/cool.gif

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Aragorn: All those tanned people are returning from their holiday...And I so hoped that I could avoid the traffic jam!

[Meela]

'Aragorn supervises this year's Middle Earth Marathon'

[Maikadurwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_5.JPG

i really had to go smilies/biggrin.gif

[Meela]

Pippin: big... scary... orc... *squeals*

[Elennar Starfire]

I'll just close my eyes! If I can't see them, they can't see me.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

There's...something...really...nasty on my foot!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Pippin murmurs in his sleep - "Mmmmm! Mushrooms!"

[Esgallhugwen]

Pippin 'god frodo put on some pants!'

boy i suck at this.. smilies/frown.gif but hey at least i try....

[arianrod]

Pippin: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Ok, guys, ready or not, here I come!"

[legolas luver*1]

To picture with Legolas and Aragorn.
Aragorn looks at Legolas' hand.Thinks to himself :OH MY GOD HE'S GAY!!!!!!

[Everdawn]

Off screen Lion: "Sire, there's a stampede in the gorge! Simba's down there!"
Heh heh... huzzah for obscure Lion King refrences
I love the Lion King!


Aragorn: (looking at the uruk-hai)
...holy...crap...

Uruk-Hai: Its ok Aragorn, we come in peace, its those wretched teletubbies! they have come to us! Run!

[Tymezennith]

HA CHOOO!!!
Crap! no hankies!
(look at message Icon)

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Pippin: Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?

smilies/wink.gif Heh heh... Go Indiana Jones! This could be in the mixed-up movies thread, but I put it here, since we've got the picture and all... smilies/cool.gif

[Finwe]

Pippin: *I can't look, I can't look. Gimli's doing a rendition of The Silmarillion: A Musical. Too many high kicks.*

All Secret Diaries fans will get this one!

[Meela]

Gimli?? Legolas was bad enough, but Gimli... *shudders*

[arianrod]

Pippin: Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?

Indiana Jones ROCKS! Go Indy! ^_^

Pippin: *I can't look, I can't look. Gimli's doing a rendition of The Silmarillion: A Musical. Too many high kicks.*

At least Boromir hasn't asked Pippin if he wanted to blow the Horn of Gondor yet. smilies/wink.gif


http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_6.jpg

(btw, that's Grima. Scary. *shudders*)

[Everdawn]

(In a very Daria style tired voice)

Grima: Oh..my..gosh.. a big stick.. whaddya gonna do eh? poke me in the eye?

[ August 10, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ]

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Mommy, uncle Gandalf has a nice stick.Grima want's a nice stick.Why can't Grima ever have nice sticks?

[Finwe]

Grima: Can't...stop...staring. Eowyn in white bikini.

[Pyroclastic]

I don't believe it! Gandalf's my ex-wife's lawyer!

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Grima: Mustn't...get into...swan boat...

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Gandalf: Your eyes looked glazed grima.

Grima: I must kneel before thy throne and sacrifice to the porcline god.

Gandalf: My staff is not the porcline god!!!

Or:

Grima: If I was a Mr Potato head these would be my angry eyes!

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

Gandalf: Ok, now, repeat after me...I am not evil.

Gríma: *monotone* I am not evil.

Gandalf: I will stop shaving my eyebrows.

Gríma: *monotone*I will stop shaving my eyebrows.

Gandalf: I will wash my hair.

Gríma: *monotone* I will wash my hair.

Gandalf: I will stop stalking Éowyn.

Gríma: *monotone* I will stop stalking..*snaps out of trance* hey, what are you trying to do? This hypnosis was only supposed to help me stop smoking!

[Haunter]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grima/ttt_grima_rohan_1.JPG

If you bring me into this icy hurricane one more time, I will, I will oh forget it...mumble...mumble...

[Meela]

Saruman demonstrates his new vacuum cleaner to Grima.

[Esgallhugwen]

*A strong warm wind gusts up behind Grima*
someone in the background "Alright who let one off.. Grima was it you? did you eat Eowyn's home cooking again?" smilies/evil.gif

[arianrod]

Grima: If ONE MORE person tells me that my hairpiece is on backwards, I'll really start to get angry!

[Yavanna228]

'If those stupid PETA people think they can get me for wearing a fur coat by trying to suck it off with the Giant Suction Machine of Doom, they've got another thing coming!'
smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[spirit_detective]

Grima learns why Saruman put up those, "Do not climb around in the air vent." signs.

[Arien_Tinuviel]

Grima: Okay, who turned off the gravity?!

[One Axe to Rule them All]

Ha... Ha... Ha... Very funny.... Let's all turn up the Cold Air on Grima, he's not REALLY cold-blooded....
Ha... Ha... Ha...

[The Saucepan Man]

Grima: Don't make me angry ... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Grima: "I guess the face-lift didn't turn out the way it was supposed to..."

[Cinderella]

http://lawisewoman.com/rohansales.jpg

"Hurry Men! There's a sale at the Gap of Rohan!"

[THE Ka]

Ahh.... I thought you said this was woodstock!? smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Yavanna228]

Haha, cute, Cinderella. smilies/smile.gif

Rohan housewife: 'Get out! Out I say! I just mopped these floors!'

Peace

[Esgallhugwen]

Legolas: Gimli, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Legolas: Come on, men! The road is long, and we need a riding song! *singing* Theeeeee... wheels on the bus go round and round... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Eowyn_Wildfire]

hmmmmmmmmmmm i can't seem to think of anything right now............................................... ..................nope not now either...........................................I GOT ONE
rohan person: welcome to the castle antharax
it not a very nice name

yeah well i tried smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Oddwen]

Ohhhhhhh, we wish we were Oscar Meyer wieners, yes that is what we'd really like to beee-eee..

Leggy: I hate these Rohanian cookouts.

Huh? smilies/eek.gif smilies/confused.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Legolas: ?!?!? This isn't Lothlorien!

(Think this isn't Osgiliath)

[arianrod]

Legolas: Can you believe we waited for an hour just for a pony ride?

Gimli: Looks like we came at the right time though; these people will be here for awhile...

[arianrod]

For the sake of keeping this thread moving, here's the next one:

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/pippin011025a.jpg

Sam: Why am I always last?

[Meela]

Sam: psst... Pippin! Where's the bathroom?

[Naz]

Pippin: Ooh, sharp objects!

Sam: Watch where you're pointing that thing1

(or...)

Sam: And all I'll get it a rope & box of dirt... why can't my pans glow blue like Mr. Frodo's Sting?

(lame? yeah, that's what I thought... :P)

[dragoneyes]

Sam: Oh look, she's coming to give me my gifts. Will they be wondrous? Will they be forever coveted by all who see them? I think not! I know I'm a gardener but she doesn't have to rub it in!

[Esgallhugwen]

pippin: 'oooooo...shiny aaaannd pointy'
Sam scowls at pippin, 'No one ever trusts me with pretty pointy shiny things!!' smilies/tongue.gif

yes, yes very lame. smilies/biggrin.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

Galadriel: Now, which one of you is it that's been smoking pipeweed behind the Mallorn Trees? Come on, speak up. I know that it was one of you ...

[Esgallhugwen]

Galadriel: Oh sorry Samwise Gamgee, I cannot give you anything seeing as.....
*turns into her evil self, all silver and terrible* ..
'YOU ATE ALL THE LEMBAS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR YOUR TRIP!!!'

[Cinderella]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_rivendell_37.JPG
Oh...hold on, Yup there it is! *Farts* Ahh...

[Sleepy Ranger]

Take a deep breath stay cool keep calm let them use your shampoo

Ok I know its lame but its something

[Yavanna228]

Legolas goes in for a self-help therapy course.
'Now, breathe in, two, three, four. Envision yourself among the nice, clean, beautiful trees, away from the nasty, dirty hobbitses and that stupid ring. You are the master of your universe. Breathe out, two, three, four...'
Peace

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The Council of Elrond was a serious affair. However, the young Mirkwood Prince had been at a fantastic rave the night before and couldn't really be bothered with politics.

[peonydeepdelver]

Rohan soldiers: EEK! GET OUT! THERE'S A MOUSE IN THERE!

Merry: Oooh, shiny....
Pippin: Oooh, pointy....
Sam: *sulk* Why do you trust the stupid ones with the dangerous stuff???
Pippin: *cries*

"Breathe in, breathe out... breathe in, brethe out..."

[Elennar Starfire]

Legolas: Must...not...kill...Gimli...

[Lily]

1*gasp* Aragorn is sitting right next to me...okay stay cool...

2Oh! No you didn't just call me a pointy eared pretty boy!! Dwarves are so annoying. Grrr

[Everdawn]

For the Galadriel one.


Pippin: Crazy lady, dont you know youre not supposed to give knives to little kids?!

[Brinniel]

http://homepage.mac.com/elwen/.cv/elwen/Sites/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2003-08-18%2011.42.23%20-0700/Image-5A1EB0BBD1A911D7.jpg-thumb_141_106.jpg

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Pippin: Maybe if I blow my cheeks out they won't recognize me...

Swan song,
-Menelien

[Meela]

"Ring schming... what's the big deal with this quest anyway?"

[Finwe]

I am Pippin, hear me roar!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Esgallhugwen]

Pippin: I knew I souldn't have drank that Ent draught...now I'm bloated aren't I Merry?

Merry:wow pip you sure know how to pack it on.. d'ai mean, No...of course...you look great.

[ August 31, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

[Evisse the Blue]

LOL - he does look like he's gonna be sick!

"Treebeard, what did you put in that draught?? It's all coming back now, and it isn't gonna be pretty!"

[arianrod]

Pippin: "Hey, Merry, check this out! If I puff out my cheeks like this, and cross my eyes like this, I look kinda like an orc! Whacha think?"

Merry: "I think you're an idiot."

[Oddwen]

Pippin: ...but if I puff out my cheeks and bug my eyes, I look like SAM! What do you think now, Merry?

Merry: Close, but you're still an idiot, Pip.


Sorry, arianrod. smilies/wink.gif

[arianrod]

Sorry, arianrod. smilies/wink.gif

heehee, not a problem, Oddwen. I actually see that as a compliment. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

Pippin: Why did I eat that last burrito? **bbuuurrrppp**

[Silmiel of Imladris]

One small bite will fill the stomach of a grown man he says...WELL I WISH HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT SOONER!!!

[Lyta_Underhill]

"What Galadriel did not tell Pippin was that eating too many lembas at one time will cause facial hair to grow, even on normally smooth faced hobbits. Pippin stoically endures his first 5 o'clock shadow and promises never to eat 4 at once again..."

Cheers,
Lyta

[spirit_detective]

pippin's been the champion of the middle earth 'breath holding' contest for three years now.

--^-----^
*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)

[spirit_detective]

pippin's been the champion of the middle earth 'breath holding' contest for three years now.

--^-----^
*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)

[The Saucepan Man]

It occurs to Pippin that fifth breakfast might have been one breakfast too far.

[arianrod]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/smeagol_deagol.jpg

[Yavanna228]

Little did Smeagol know, on his neck there was a...huge...SPIDER!!!!!
Peace

[Meela]

"Is it alive?"
"Dunno. Poke and see if it jumps."
"I'm not touching it!"
"Well, I'm not going to. It's my birthday, I shouldn't have to."
"Shut up about your stupid birthday!!" *strangle*

[Amanaduial the archer]

LOL Meela!

Hobbit 1 *Deep concentration* "Ok, I can nearly read it...just a few more runes..."
Hobbit 2 *Jumpily, reaches hand forward quickly* "Careful not to touch it!"
H1 *counts to 10 under breath* "Why exactly not?"
H2: 'Cos it's mine.
H1: Isn't, its mine!
H2: Isn't!
H1: Is
H2: Isn't!
H1: Is
H2: Isn't!
H1: I - glurk! *choking noises as Hobbit 2 strangles hobbit 1*

Wow, going on a theme here....

[Finwe]

Deagol: Oooooooo.... goooooold!!!!!!!

Smeagol: Oooooooo.... precioussssssss.....

[Esgallhugwen]

Little did Smeagol and Deagol realize that looking at The Ring for too long will make their eyes go crossed permanetly! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif

[dragoneyes]

After many minutes of sitting like this:
Deagol: (still staring at ring) so erm, Smeagol, you going to try and get this perfect, smooth, round, shiny, golden, glistening ring off me?
Smeagol: Well, no actually, I quite like just sitting here and staring at it.
Deagol: Oh good, me too...

[Anything but Arwen]

Ring: *in booming voice* I come in peace. Take me to your leader.

Deagol: Smeag, the ring is talking, Smeag, its talking.

Smeagol: Don't talk to it Deagy, dont encourage it..

Lame, I know. Sorry. Couldnt resist showing how like their ancestors the hobbits are... ^_^

[ September 05, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Naz]

*glomps naz's kawaii avatar* it's ruwalk!!!
(too bad i'm more of a rath fan myself ^.~)


hehe^ ^ So there's a lot of DK/LOTR fans, ne~? ^ ^ (personally, I like Alfeegi *&* Ruwalk...- -;; )

I love this thread! Isso funny! ^ ^;

[Evisse the Blue]

Deagol: Smeag, the ring is talking, Smeag, its talking.

Smeagol: Don't talk to it Deagy, dont encourage it..
I found this very funny - Smeag and Deag as Merry and Pippin. Maybe because they sort of are /were.

Smeagol - sneaks from behind
Deagol: Still absorbed by the ring
Smeagol - reaches his hand and...
Smeagol: BOOOO! Hehehehe! Scared ye, eh? Betcha didn't see this coming.

[Anything but Arwen]

hehe^ ^ So there's a lot of DK/LOTR fans, ne~? ^ ^ (personally, I like Alfeegi *&* Ruwalk...- -;; )

I love this thread! Isso funny! ^ ^;


Er, Naz, are you drunk? Sorry, I had to ask...


Oh, and why thank you Evisse the Blue. I live to please ^_^ Well, and to dominate the world, but thats not the point.

[ September 06, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Lily Bombadil]

For the Pippin Pic (hehe. I made a funny).

Pippin: Hey, Merry!! Watch my squirrel impression!

[Oddwen]

Deagol: And with a wave of my hand, I shall make this ring disappear!

Smeagol: Aww, do ya hafta? You've already swallowed it and brought it back, and pulled it out of my ear. Can't you stop now?

Deagol: Allakazam, allakaboo, Allaka-BRAKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! *Smeaglies strangles Deaglies*

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

*giggles* Smeaglies and Deaglies? Nice.

Deagol: Awesome! Lookit this shiny ring I got!
Smeagol: Cool! That's--oh my gawd.
Deagol: What? What is it?
Smeagol: Oh my gawd. There's a humongous bug on your back!!
Deagol: WHAT?!? Get it off, get it off!
Smeagol: Okay, wait. Hold on...wait...almost...wait, I think I got it...YOINK!!
*Smeagol grabs the ring and runs away*
Deagol: DID YOU GET THE BUG OFF MY BACK AT LEAST?!

[Naz]

Er, Naz, are you drunk? Sorry, I had to ask...

No... I'm not.. don' worry...

[Amanaduial the archer]

LOL, Horse maiden I love that one! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Deagol and Smeagol torment a ladybird.

*photo taken just before Deagol finds the One Ring*

[The Only Real Estel]

Deagol? Um...you know my grandma always says 'if you make that face to long it might stay that way'. Deag?

Not very good, perhaps, but it is a first try. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/cool.gif

[ September 08, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

[One Axe to Rule them All]

Little did Jack Black realize as he held that ring, a very stealthy hobbit was sneaking up on him at that very moment....

[Oddwen]

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/b/8376_b.jpg
There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.

[Amanaduial the archer]

"Oh come on, sir, I pointed out all the flaws of the Numenoreans, as well as the eventual reason for their downfall. Come on, don't you think this paper is at leastworth an A?"

[Naz]

"Now... sign here, here, & here."

[Evisse the Blue]

Here's the menu for today, sirs, may I take your order?

[Yavanna228]

'Look, Sire, I have found it! The Genealogy of Tom Bombadil!'

Peace

[Oddwen]

"Here ees ze vine menoo, zur. I voult reccomendt ze house vine. You vant vite vine, no? Ze red vine ees magneefeeco, ho ho ho!"

YOU invision Grima vis a French accent...hee hee...gotta get off now...

[arianrod]

Look what we did in school, Mommy! Look, it's finger painting! Do you see my dragon?? No, it's not a cow, it's a dragon! See the flames? *sniffle*

[Esgallhugwen]

'Now as you can clearly see by the evidence I have in my hand, it was indeed Merry and Pippin that ate all the Lembas'

or
'looky mum i've been practising my calligraphy'
or
'And that's not all folks if you buy the handy dandy orc stain remover today you get your very own contract with the musical group known as The Howling Hobbits, plus some of this lovely black powder great for breaking the ice at parties among other things' *you have to think of him as being one of those annoying sales people or one of those tele marketers that are way tooo enthusiastic for their own good* smilies/tongue.gif

[The Only Real Estel]

This is Wormy to Saruman (even though techinacally Worm is at Edoras in the pic):

"I'm sorry sir, but I thought it best to have a copy of the contract just so Sauron holds up his end of the deal when all is said & done."


P.S. 'There, you see? The recipie for lembas is totally different than the one for twinkies.' I like that one smilies/biggrin.gif!

[ September 09, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

[Pookabunny]

"And now I shall baffle you warrior-folk with this list of polysyllabic words!!!"

[The Only Real Estel]

"My name is to on the kinergarten graduation dimploma! See, it's right here-er, wait a second..."

[Oddwen]

Look sire! I can draw a boat!


Or...

Theoden King! Theoden King! Look what came in the mail! It is a chain letter! If you don't send it to seven other people, bad luck will follow you all the rest of your days!

[Meela]

Wormtongue's new teaching job is working out just fine:

"Repeat after me, children: grease... is... good! Next one: pale... is... beautiful! Very good, children! Now, next one. Saruman... is... our... master!"

[Esgallhugwen]

'Your Mum sent you this note Master Saruman...*ahem* "dear sweet pea, I've sent you some clean underwear because I know you don't like to do your own laundry, it's sparkling white so don't stain them. p.s. I wuv you my wittle wizard.
Luv mommsie
Keep in mind that Wormtongue could announce this to the whole Uruk-Hai army because he can't find Saruman, hhooo hoooo that whould be too funny smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[One Axe to Rule them All]

And if you look right here in your contract, it says that you are now Saruman of Many Colors! Now get into that clown costume!

[ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: One Axe to Rule them All ]

[arianrod]

(sorry about the size)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_amonhen_9.JPG

"I can't believe it! I'm late for the annual Minas Tirith Disco Dance-off! There's no way Faramir's taking over my championship title!"

[Meela]

*claps*
That was great!

Boromir's break into advertising:

(voiceover): New 'Gondorian Roses' anti-persperant. Stay fresh on every occasion!

[Naz]

Hehehehe!

"I'm going to miss the sacrifice! I'm going to miss the sacrifice!"

(hehe from Help)

[Feared Half-Elf]

Boromir: You can't see them yet, but THE TELETUBBIES ARE AROUND THE CORNER! RUN FROM THE EVIL TELETUBBIES!!!!!!

[Evisse the Blue]

(voiceover): New 'Gondorian Roses' anti-persperant. Stay fresh on every occasion! LOL! Priceless!

Boromir: "Fangirls!! Ruuun! Swords are of no more use here!"

[Yavanna228]

So begins Boromir's scheme to scare the schnikes out of the camera man.

Peace

[Elennar Starfire]

Boromir: THEY HAVE SOAP!!! RUUUNNN!!!

Aragorn: OH NO!!! EVERYONE RUN AWAY!!!

*all run, except Legolas*

Legolas: You all could use baths!

[Esgallhugwen]

Boromir: RUN!! Gimli's eaten chili again!! smilies/evil.gif
or
Boromir: Must....*pant*...run..*puff*...from Dwarf women! (wait... or are they men?)


That anti-perspirant is an absolute hilarious scream, i'm trying to hold in my laughter so my mom doesn't think I've gone insane! smilies/eek.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[ September 13, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"I'll be damned if Viggo's getting the last jam doughnut!"

[Oddwen]

Heeere I come to save the daaaay!

[Esgallhugwen]

When will your laxative kick in?

(ok so I was influenced by ninecompanions.com) smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Yavanna228]

Inspired by Esgallhugwen:
'Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now...'
smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[Amarantha_Daisy]

Heeere I come to save the daaaay!

smilies/biggrin.gif Mighty Mouse! *insane laughter* That's great...

Boromir: NO! Gandalf, stay away! I didn't even want to play Spin the Bottle in the first place! AHHHH!

*Gandalf brandishes lipstick*

[Finwe]

(A still from the movie Bormrest Gump.)


(Random Female Voice: RUN BORMREST!!!!! RUN!!!!!!

[Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess]

darn, esgallhugwen stole mine...ohwell...it was good anyway smilies/evil.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

New pic:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eowyn/ttt_eowyn_26.jpg

Eowyn auditions for the part of Galadriel.

[Yavanna228]

Eowyn wonders when her laxative will kick in...
*Sorry, I just had to get that one in. I'll get off the topic*
Peace

[Finwe]

Eowyn: I did soooo not bleach my hair! Bleach is for commoners! Nothing except L'Oreal touches this royal hair! Oops! Wait! *checks her script* OK, who changed my script with Arwen's????????


*Hobbit snickering is heard in the background*

[Eowyn_Wildfire]

why didn't you tell the makeup artist i was supossed to be durnhelm today....
Why wait till now

okay that was bad sorry but the piccy is a hard one smilies/biggrin.gif

[Meela]

Wormtongue, touch my butt one more time and this sword will hack at more than just orc heads.

[Esgallhugwen]

Eowyn's thinking...must win staring contest against Legolas

hehehe thank you for you comments earlier... I'm sorry I had to put that laxative one I mean just look at his face!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Evisse the Blue]

man, the laxative one never gets old - always funny!
Well said, this pic's a tough one. I like Meela's a lot so I copied from it a bit: smilies/biggrin.gif

Eowyn (dangerously low voice): What d'you call me? Mhm? I'm sorry, I didn't hear that? An icy *****? ::slowly puts hand on sword:: Say that again, will you?

[ September 17, 2003: Message edited by: Evisse the Blue ]

[Oddwen]

Eowyn (looking into the mirror): Oh no...that is not a zit...I'll look harder, it's probably just a...d'oh!

[Anything but Arwen]

Must...win...musical...statues...

[Lathriel]

Wormtoungue: I have changed my ways, I even took a bath, will you not go out with me?

Eowyn: No!!!! Go away or I will melt you to the ground (staring very hard)


Kinda lame but I tried smilies/smile.gif

[Rose Cotton]

For the Boromir pic:
"Chariots of Fire"
Boromir: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Finwe]

For the Eowyn pic:

Eowyn: For the last time Grima, get those unwashed hands off of me! Try it one more time while my helmet is around, and you'll be saying "That Dern Helm" for the last time in your life.


http://imladris.nu/claudio/b015.jpg


Legolas: What do you mean I lost my pack of Herbal Essences shampoo???? You mean the Mango scented leave-in conditioner is gone too???? Ai Ai!

(Sorry, I couldn't help it! smilies/biggrin.gif)

[ September 20, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]

[Meela]

"What do you mean, Gimli's still sat behind me? I thought that was my backpack..."

[Esgallhugwen]

Legolas is stunned in sheer horror when he see's Gimli in a neon pink tu-tu brandishing lipstick. Or any of the members of the fellowship in drag!!! smilies/evil.gif

Has any one ever seen Priscilla Queen of the Desert,(I mean the original Australian one) well Hugo Weaving is in it and every time I watch it I'm waiting for him to say Mordorwhile dancing in that green frock. That would be too funny, some one should bring up a picture of Elrond so we can do that!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?

Legolas: *squints* Not much, I forgot my contacts!

[arianrod]

And suddenly, after leaving the dead behind and while riding to Helm's Deep, it hits...

"Waaaait a minute... that guy owed me money!"

[Feared Half-Elf]

Legolas: I knew Eowyn wouldn't go out with me, I just knew it. I wish she hadn't tried to cut my hair with her sword, though.

[Finwe]

*Legolas realizes that there is no such thing as the Horn of Khazad-dum, and that Gimli was lying to him all along.*


(All Secret Diaries fans will get this one). smilies/evil.gif

[Cinderella]

"But Galadriel told me Mordor was a mall!"

[arianrod]

*Legolas realizes that there is no such thing as the Horn of Khazad-dum, and that Gimli was lying to him all along.*

*cracks up* I love it! smilies/biggrin.gif

Legolas is devasted to learn that there is no Gap of Rohan... not even a Banana Republic!

(heehee, this caption was on another site for some other Leggy pic, but it worked for this one oh-so-well smilies/smile.gif)

[Yavanna228]

*double take* 'This isn't Mirkwood?'

smilies/rolleyes.gif
Peace

[Amarantha_Daisy]

*Legolas realizes that there is no such thing as the Horn of Khazad-dum, and that Gimli was lying to him all along.*

(All Secret Diaries fans will get this one).


Hee hee! smilies/biggrin.gif The Secret Diaries are bloody brilliant...


Legolas: Wait a minute... was that Arwen?! *thinks* Nah...can't be. But then again she's had two scenes already...

[Holbytlass]

OOOH! AAAH! I can't stand the pressure....blue eyes or brown eyes?! smilies/eek.gif

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: Gimli, get your hands off my arrows!

Gimli: But I can't get the gum out of my beard; I've got to cut it off!

Legolas: But you have an axe, haven't you?

Gimli: You sure you want me to do this...(Legolas nods)...OK, then.

(A sudden shriek fills the air.)

Legolas: You freak-of-a-dwarf! You hit my beautiful golden hair!

Please don't throw me into Mt. Doom... smilies/eek.gif

[Oddwen]

[QUOTE

(All Secret Diaries fans will get this one).

[/QUOTE]

Not to mention the ones who read them and now wish that they hadn't...*gag*


http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/LEGOLAS/ttt_legolas_helmsdeep_2.JPG
Hee hee! I like candy! Aragorn, do you have candy???

[The_Hand]

Legolam: Aragorn come quick! They're giving away free Burrow-Down t-shirts!!! Run!

[Meela]

"Ha! Gimli got shot in the a**!"

[Feared Half-Elf]

Anyone who's seen Bruce Almighty will get this one.

Legolas: Hey! I've got prayers!

[Evisse the Blue]

"Hey, guys, check it out! You won't believe what this orc is doing!"

I saw a larger version of this pic in somebody's sig once and the caption was: "Chocolate? You've got chocolate??" It always cracked me up. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Cinderella]

"Tee-hee! Oops I tinkled!"

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Burrow-Down t-shirts

Is this some new inside joke I missed? Or is this a typo?

Anywho.. back on topic...

Legolas: Hey Gimli! Come look! I dont think that was an orc! *snicker*

[ September 24, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

[Finwe]

Legolas: Aragorn, nad no ennas!

Aragorn: Man cenich!

Legolas: An army of Elf girls in bikinis! PAR-TAY!!!!!!!!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: Haha, I stole Galdriel's mirror. Now I can look at my handsome self all yen long... smilies/rolleyes.gif

No, not Mt. Doom again!

[ September 24, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

[Esgallhugwen]

Anyone seen george of the jungle w/ brendan fraser?

Legolas: "javajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavajavaja vajava *deep breath* javajavajavajava..........."
Legolas starts running around and jumpimg all over everything.

hehehehe I mean look at the look on his face he looks so ecstatic about something, he must be on a caffiene high

[Naz]

*dies* javajavajavajavajava! *dies again (still)*

[Elennar Starfire]

One I stole from another place, I don't remember where.

Legolas: HAH! Aragorn just tossed Gimli!

(All Secret Diaries fans will get this one).
-----------------------------------------
Not to mention the ones who read them and now wish that they hadn't...*gag*


I agree with that, Secret Diaries I did not like much. *Elennar chases annoying dirty thoughts, planted by Secret Diaries, out of her head* GET OUT!!! ALL OF YOU!!! smilies/mad.gif *looks around and sees everyone staring* Um...Ignore that, please. smilies/redface.gif

[Theoden]

http://www.lordoftherings.net/homevideo/homevideo_gallery/images/image3.jpg

Merry: Pippin, that tree just said your name!
Pippin: ... I know!

[ September 25, 2003: Message edited by: Theoden ]

[Oddwen]

Merry: Whoa, dude! Like, that tree was talking, wow!
Pippin: Quite. But, my dear Mr. Tree, in your explatification, you forgot to factor in the parabola, thus rendering your theory ineffectual solving the flight problem.

[Esgallhugwen]

(From the matrix)

Treebeard: 'don't think you can, know you can!' he leaps
Merry and Pippin: "Woah!!"
Thank you about the javajavajavajava part I love that...hehehe smilies/biggrin.gif That picture of Legolas is just so inspiring smilies/tongue.gif

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin: Whoa! THat must be the biggest mushroom on Middle-Earth

-----or-----

Merry: Did you see that?
Pippin: What?
Merry: Fangirls from Dunland! Run!!!!!!!!!
(They run like Mordor, but the fangirls are not far behind them...)
Merry: Oh, no! They're wearing cleats!
Pippin: Outta my way! Outta my way!

Lame, yes...but what about second breakfast? smilies/tongue.gif

[The_Hand]

Anyone who has seen and loooove Zoolander will get this one:

Someone not in the picture: I became bulimic
Merry: (after long pause) You can read minds?

[Feared Half-Elf]

Merry: The Tie Fondler returns!
Pippin: RUUUUN!!!!

[One Axe to Rule them All]

"Merry, is it just me, or is that winged nazgul rider dragging a sign that says *Eat At Joe's*?"

Now that has to be the biggest squirrel in the world!