Crazy Captions

[Lalwendë]

Arwen: "Hang on, what do you think you're doing? The kids asked for a guy for Bonfire Night, but who said you could use my best cardigan?"

OR

Arwen: "I leave you to get the groceries on your own and this happens. 12 cans of beer? A 15" pizza? A bumper pack of Pop Tarts?"

[wilwarin538]

Arwen: Why, in the name of Eru, would you put glue all over you hand? Now what are we supposed to do?

:rolleyes:

[Glirdan]

Arwen: No! I will take Frodo to Rivendell! Pippin won't find him there!
Aragron: Umm, Honey? We're heading there right after you.

or

Aragron: So, where have you been?
Arwen: I wasn't hiding in a bush with Haldir!!!

or

Aragorn: Arwen!? Where's Glorfindel?
Arwen: I stole his horse and knocked him out so I could get a bigger role in the movie.
PJ: Somebody get me the script!!!

[davem]

Aragorn: 'No, it will work - you just move this lever at the back & its mouth moves- 'I'ng Grodo Gaggins & I gav the gring'

Arwen: 'Look, when Legolas mentioned a diversion I think he meant something else.'

Aragorn: 'You never like any of my plans! I never dissed your dumb Banner idea!'

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "There, you ought to be safe enough now honey. This decoy looks just like you."

Arwen: "Excuse me!?"

[Glirdan]

Arwen: No I will take him to Rivendell, I am the faster rider and once we crossed the...
PJ: CUT!!!!
Viggo: What now!?
PJ: Is this Lord of the Rings or Sleepy Hollow!?

[Boromir88]

The village is down to three people.

Arwen: What are you doing?

Aragorn: I thought we agreed to turn on Frodo and hang him.

Arwen: I haven't casted my vote yet. For all I know you could be the last wolf?

Aragorn: Me, are you kidding. Look at this face, does this look like a face of a wolf?

Arwen: Well you're the only one with a beard.

Frodo: *chokes* I'm innocent.

Aragorn: Come on he's obviously lying.

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn: there taking the hobbits too isengard! there taking the hobbits too isengard!

Arwen: and you wonder why i'm not with Legolas...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: So we just place the Hobbit gently in the Catapult and fire him to Mount Doom!

OR

Aragorn: What do you mean the Eagles won't take them to Mordor? :eek:

[mormegil]

Arwen: You must listen to me Aragorn, this is not Frodo.

Aragorn: Well it certainly looks like him.

Arwen: Don't you remember this is the doll you stole from Legolas

Aragorn: Really!?! I was wondering why he wasn't answering my question.

[Kitanna]

Aragorn stares at the celery between Arwen's teeth.

[The Only Real Estel]

Which one is the wolf?

Aragorn: "My what pointy ears you have Arwen..."

Arwen: "All the better to hear you with, my dear."

Aragorn: "And what blue eyes you have..."

Arwen: "All the better to see you with."

Aragorn: "And what sharp teeth you have..."

[Glirdan]

Aragorn: Ok, let me get this straight. You saw Gandalf uncloaked?
Arwen: Yes! And Haldir and Théoden. OOPS! Said to much!
Aragorn: You WHAT!!!!! I think I'm going to faint! *THUD*

or

Arwen: You want to dress Frodo up as a Nazgul, put him in a catapult and launch him into Mordor just so he actually looks like a flying Nazgul and hope that he lands in front of Mount Doom!?!?

[Boromir88]

Arwen: I don't even know why I fell in love with you. Men are stupid.

Aragorn: Calm down, you're beginning to sound like your father.

Arwen: EXCUSE ME!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: What do you mean the Green Dragon is closed?

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: Come on, dear. It's only a cloak, a jacket and a few shirts.

Arwen: Look, I am not taking your dirty washing back with me to Rivendell and that's final!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Arwen: No! I forbid you to do this!

Aragorn: He has stood unchallenged for too long now! Someone has to take his crown!

Arwen: But Boromir is too god a Disco dancer! You'll never beat him!

Aragorn: I'll have to try!

[Lalwendë]

Arwen: "Another Hobbit? You're really going to have to curb your e-bay addiction. We've already got seventy-five of them in the loft!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Arwen: "You left the seat up...again."

[Glirdan]

Arwen: I leave you for one minute, and this is what happens! *points at Frodo* You go and buy that Hobbit statue off of Denethor!
Aragorn: What!? I was only missing one from the entire set.

[Morsul the Dark]

Aragorn:OK so you'll take Frodo to Rivendel

Arwen:WHat while you go galvanting around with that Eowyn girl!

Aragorn:We've been over this I'm not cheating on you!

Arwen:That's not what she told me.

Aragorn:Who you going to believe me or some cross-dressing psyco

Frodo:I'm dieing.......

Arwen and Aragorn:Shut up we're in the middle of something

[Gurthang]

Frodo, Aragorn, and Arwen in the Christmas pageant.
Arwen: "But I want to be Mary!"
Aragorn: "It's too late now, he's already on the donkey."
Arwen: "But he's not even a girl."
Aragorn: "Look, you don't like it? Talk to the director; he's the one who chose parts."
Frodo: "The only reason I'm Mary is cuz I can scream like I'm giving birth."
Arwen: "You are one sick little hobbit."
(to see Frodo scream like he's giving birth, watch him get stabbed on Weathertop.)

OR

Officer Arwen: "Sir. Do you have any idea how fast you were going."
Aragorn: "No I'm not drunk!"
Officer Arwen: "Sir, That's not what I asked you."
Aragorn: "Seriously, it's an emergency."
Officer Arwen: "Yeah! Let me guess: He's about to go into labor."
Aragorn: "Um, well, actually... um. This is really hard to explain...."
Officer Arwen: :eek:

OR

Arwen: "Look into my eyes."
Aragorn: "Wow...."
Meanwhile, Frodo falls of the horse.

[The Only Real Estel]

The Horse and His Hobbit by C.S. Tolkien

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn flatly denies filling in for Gandalf while his cloak was in the wash.

OR

Aragorn: There are five ring wraiths on our trail.

Arwen: We cannot beat them. We need to think of something.

Aragorn: ... ... Okay, I have a plan. Pippin, stall them!

[The Only Real Estel]

A sneak peek at a scene from next Tuesday's Soap, As the Ranger Ranges:

Aragorn: "I love being around you."

Arwen: "But we're both married to other people, what can we do?"

Aragorn: "We could...kill our spouses."

Arwen: "I love it when you talk that way!"

Frodo (to himself): That was so predictable Madam Cleo called it three weeks ago! And the acting is so wooden the audience must be board.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: You’re descended from grovelling stone trolls?

OR

Arwen: What's this I hear about you dating a creepy Nazgûl?

[Mithalwen]

Denethor Pic...

Pippin wonders how to tell Denethor that Atkins is so last year and he should be doing the GI diet instead.

or Billy sulks because they have botched the scaling again and when Denethor stands he will only reach his shin......


Aragorn and Arwen

Arwen - "Look Aragorn - I know Dad is the best healer Middle Earth has known but even he isn't going to be able to do much about decapitation - especially if you can't find the head...."

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Arwen is clearly not amused by Aragorn's suggestion for the night's entertainment.

[davem]

Aragorn: 'Frodo's got a cod piece, why can't I have one?'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Arwen: Are you sure this is safe?

Aragorn: Of course, Hobbits are always being fired out of cannons.

OR

Arwen: Why would a Balrog want to have fake hair?

Aragorn: Not Wigs, Wings!

- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: i'm still alive

Aragorn: no you won't you'll be dead soon

[The Only Real Estel]

Arwen catches Aragorn in the act of trying to steal her sword again.

Arwen: "Come on, PJ already let you carry around your own instead of just the shards like the book!"

[davem]

Aragorn:'Now, make sure you sit behind Frodo...'

[Boromir88]

Arwen: How'd this picture get in your knapsack?

Aragorn: I can explain you see. Eow-...

Arwen: Don't explain, just give it back to them!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:HDTIz4ONeCkJ:www.creathena.be/sda5/2.jpg

Pippin: Boromir88 sir, can we have some more of your fireworks?
Merry: Yah, your's are a lot better than Gandalf's.

(The truth hurts sometimes :p )

[Glirdan]

This is what happens when you see Gandalf uncloaked ( :eek: )

or

Pippin: Merry?
Merry: Yes Pip?
Pippin: Did we just get tagged?
Merry: I believe we did my old friend.
Pippin: Well in that case *tags Merry* YOU'RE IT!!! HA!!! GOT YOU!!! AFTER ALL MY SEARCHING....
Merry: *tags Pippin and runs* You were saying!?!?
Pippin: Not again!!!

[Lalwendë]

Merry: "Pippin, we smoke too much."

OR

The Hobbits were really looking forward to the Cure tribute night at the Green Dragon.

[CaptainofDespair]

Merry and Pippin got a little too into their DnD session with Gandalf the Dungeon Master. When they thought his staff was a rare item they could use, and tried to steal it, he cast fireball and fried them.

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "Man! Light sockets are evil!"

Merry: "They're like the devil or something..."

[mormegil]

Unbeknownst to most but both Billy and Dominique were required to be humiliated by PJ as part of thier "initiation" or otherwise they wouldn't get the parts.

[Boromir88]

I know that pictures small so here's a better one...

http://scd.mm-b1.yimg.com/image/554620061

[The Perky Ent]

Y'all are gonna hate me for this but...


Pippin: Merry?
Merry: yes, Pippin?
Pippin: At least we got something good out of this
Merry: What's that?
Pippin: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

[Kitanna]

Next on the Discovery Channel: When Wizards explode.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin: Do you think Eru lets you plea-bargain?

Merry: I'd be worried more about Gandalf.

[Lhunardawen]

This is Merry and Pippin, five minutes after breakdancing with Bill the Balrog.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

This is what happens to those who use Leggy's shampoo without permission.

[Gurthang]

Merry's face got rearranged.

OR

Pippin and Merry had thought it would be cool to show up at the party with the exact same hairdos. Contrawise, it resulted in all the other kids throwing mud at them.

OR

Some people never learn: After already getting fried once by Bilbo's gag gigantic bug zapper, Merry and Pippin are still unable to take their eyes off of the luring fluorescent glow.

OR

Merry: "Hey, Pip."
Pippin: "Yes, Merry."
Merry: "I think that pipeweed we just lit up was actually firecrackers."
Pippin: "Oh! Well that explains everything!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After five hours of distracting the Orcs outside Minas Tirith, Pippin and Merry began to feel tired.

OR

Merry: Well I never. Who would have thought it?

Pippin: I know! Now we can make a fortune by selling these Balrog wings on eBay!



- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

[Ainaserkewen]

Casting directors for Christina Aguilera Videos.

Directors: Sorry boys, but it's just not the kind of dirty we're looking for.

[The Perky Ent]

Merry: Pip?
Pippin: Yes Merry?
Merry: What have we learned?
Pippin: *sigh* Don't put popcorn in the microwave for five hours
Merry: Good.
Pippin: I just wish it wasn't the caramel kind

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Merry and Pippin placed that bomb under Gandalf's cloak, they hoped that they were not his next uncloaking victims... they were wrong.


- Hookbill the Goomba, BSC, GCSE, CCK

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry: "Now that's what I'd call out of the frying pan into the fire!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Now they knew why inviting a dragon to tea when he had a cold was a bad idea.

OR

This is what happens when smell The Mouth of Sauron’s Breath.

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Merry: Pip, are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Pippin: I do believe I am, Merry.
*ominous pause*
Merry and Pippin: WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! WAYNE'S WORLD!! (etc.)

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry: "Pippin, I'm beginning to think sparkler bombs might not be our thing."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: WOW! What is that?

Merry: Why, I do believe it’s a new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/cinematrix36.jpg

Pippin: Clean up on isle 4!

OR

Pippin makes a desperate dash to get away from Gandalf before he can uncloak.

[Bêthberry]

Pippin: "I wish they hadn't given me boots to wear when they put me in this livery. I just can't seem to get my footing."

[mormegil]

As he scrambles to find the nearest facility, Pippin fights off the urge but even during war 'the call of nature' can be a powerful foe.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: There are a hundred Oliphants coming over the horizon. I know what to do! Pippin, stall them!

Pippin: :eek:

OR

In the middle of Battle, Pippin couldn’t suppress the urge to burst into song!

[Kath]

Pippin realises that the Oliphaunt behind him is still alive, and is now standing on his cloak!

OR

Billy decided to try out for the role of Frodo using the crazy-person fall.

[Kitanna]

Billy Boyd tries out for the role of Maria in The Sound of Music.
Billy: The hills are alive! With the sound of music!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Pippin seeks refuge from the wrath of the Giant Slugs. (Those things in the background. They kind of, well, they kind of look a bit like slugs. Oh well...)

OR

Pippin: "Frodo! Come quickly! I've found Glorfindel!"

Frodo: "Really? Let me see him!"

Pippin: *muffled laughter* "Sucker..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Yes, that's right, I'm up to 400... Yes, that’s right, I have no life. :p

Any, captions that are Crazy:

Giving up smoking really took its toll on Pippin.

OR

Pippin realises that he is never going to beat Boromir at Disco, even while wearing Gondorian armour.

[Glirdan]

Pippin: Frodo! I found your head!!

[Gurthang]

Pippin is very distraught over losing his new sword. Ironically, it's still strapped to his waist.

OR

Pippin (singing): "It's a small world after all!"

OR

Pippin takes on a new job singing opera.

OR

Pippin: "Ahh.. Ahhh! AHCHOOO!"

[Boromir88]

Pippin (singing): "It's a small world after all!"

How about, Somewhere over the rainbow?

Or...

Pippin did not see Gimli (who was unfortunately wearing his helmet) crawling on the ground.

[mormegil]

Billy Boyd: Not merely being content with playing the on screen Pipping Tries out for Lord of the Rings: the musical.

Billy (singing): Merry! Oh Merry! I know you are out there dear Merry! You helped to slay the foul Witch King, Oh Merry! Sing to me dear Merry and I'll bring you home.

[The Saucepan Man]

Pippin: Because I'm worth it!

[Boromir88]

Pippin: See this Mumak behind me, you want this to happen to you old man?

[CaptainofDespair]

The Witch-King throws the wildest parties...

[The Elf-warrior]

Pippin couldn't resist singing the pink elephants song from Dumbo.

[THE Ka]

Pippin began to regret volunteering to clean the 'rats' out of Denethor's 'closet'....


~ Aesthete

[Oddwen]

Pippin: "Frodo! Come quickly! I've found Glorfindel!"
Pippin: Frodo! Come quickly! I've found where Arwen hid the body!

[The Perky Ent]

Pippin: Wait a minute...there's no barmaids handing out free lembas here! Gandalf you tricked me!

Shout out if you know where the reference is from :D

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "What's a...gigawatt?"

-or-

Pippin & Merry: "Ah, so that's what a swirly is!"

[Lhunardawen]

Pippin: "I feel pretty...oh so pretty..."

*collective groan*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Denathor told Pippin that there were Rats in the Pipes, he had assumed he meant the swage piping... he was wrong.

OR

Pippin just stepped on a hedgehog.

[Boromir88]

Pippin: Come back, here's a picture!

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/decipher_cards/063_standagainstdarkness_tn.jpg

(Supposedly this is Cirdan, but it kind of looks like Gil-Galad. I'm just going to go with Cirdan).

Cirdan: Let's Dance!

Edit: Or...

Cirdan: It takes three to Tango.

[CaptainofDespair]

It also looks like Elrond...:D

-----------

The Elves had finally lost it. Believing in their superiority, they thought that they could stop Dungeon Master Sauron's evil plans. Well, they did. But a lot of them died. So there.

[Morsul the Dark]

It also looks like Elrond...:D

-----------

The Elves had finally lost it. Believing in their superiority, they thought that they could stop Dungeon Master Sauron's evil plans. Well, they did. But a lot of them died. So there.

Continuing D+D refrences

Elrond:Yes a 19 I win right?
Sauron:No see these orcs have super armor you needed a perfect 20 to win!
Elrond:your cheating, MOM SAURON'S CHEATING AGAIN!
Mom:Sauron let you brother win sometimes you know he'll grow up to be bitter if you win at everything!
Sauron:Awe mom come on!

everyone in ME: Sauron and Elrond....are....brothers? :eek:

[Glirdan]

.....so I'm gonna go with Elrond.

Elrond went fey because he saw Gandalf uncloaked.

or

Elrond: Pippin won't ever find me here!

[Bêthberry]

"See, Donald Trump, this is the way real men handle a receding hairline."

[Gurthang]

Agent Elrond takes out glitches in Middle-Matrix.

OR

Elrond: "Ooh! Is that a pink-chested warbler? That's another one for Exotic Bird Bingo! I am really lovin' this."

OR

Pointing Orc: "Hey! Check out this guy: He's got pointy Ears! HAHAHA!"
Elrond: :mad:

OR

Elrond smiles with pleasure at yet another perfectly cut cake.

[Kath]

Elrond realises he just stuck his sword in his foot.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: You see, Gilgallad, your foot looks much better with a sword though it.

OR

Elrond, battle feild surgen.

[mormegil]

Even during battle, elves didn't forget the essentials of civility and protection, take Elrond's stunning purple cape for example. Any fashion forward orc wouldn't dream of harming such a garment.

[Glirdan]

Elrond was having, just like Gandalf at Minas Tirith, a hard time teaching break-dancing to the orcs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Yes, its ture... Elrond was the Mouth of Sauron's dentist! :eek:

Elrond: Just open wide! :D

[Holbytlass]

Elrond: WHAT?! Deny me access to the Down's, take that, white #403!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Severed arm: "FEAR MY WRATH!"

Elrond: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


or (a proper caption):


Every girl at the disco went wild for Elrond's full battle-suit.

[Gil-Galad]

Elrond: you are defeated orc

Orc: no i'm not

Elrond: what! your arms off!

Orc: no its not

Elrond: whats that!

orc:...i've had worse

Elrond: you lie!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Inspired by Eomer...

Elrond only won the Disco competition by cutting the legs off the other competitors.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Life was one big rave party in the golden Second Age.

or

"In the game of Werewolf... Sometimes, Guardians don't last the night."

[Mithalwen]

It is definitely Elrond - trust me I have been gawping at Hugo Weaving for over 20 years (everyone should have a hobby) ;)

After years of running a refuge for needy, grabby relatives and other wasters, Elrond found killing things really therapeutic....

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The village had decided: ++ELROND :p

OR

Elrond took the next step in his somewhat bizarre lifelong quest to become a goldfish: he had scales attached.

[Alcarillo]

Elrond killed the man who pointed out that he was wearing Arwen's purple shawl.

Elrond: It's not a shawl, it's a cloak!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: Dance, Orc! Dance!

Gilgalad: Elrond! He's paralysed!

Elrond: That doesn’t mean he cannot hear! Dance, Orc! Dance!

[Lalwendë]

Elrond goes ape on the dancefloor when the DJ plays Dancing Queen.

[The Only Real Estel]

Elrond: "I see you have only two and a half fingers. Someone is looking for you."

[The Elf-warrior]

Elrond: "Come not between Elrond and his prey!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond bought the Orc version of "The Little Book of Calm" and found to his surprise that it worked particularly well.

Elrond: Wow, I never realised how calming a good maiming is!
:D

[The Perky Ent]

Soldier: So...did you just kill Gil-Galad, steal his armor, take his weapon, and marry the women of his country?

Elrond: Eh, he had it commin

[Mithalwen]

There was noone else around but Pippin hoped desperately that the huge grey wrinkly thing was not his blind date.........

[Gil-Galad]

Elrond: get your sorry self up and into that ambulance! come on!

Gil-Galad: i don't think your "tough love" is working, lets go get the stretcher

[Alcarillo]

Elrond was once a model, showing off the designer armor of Mirdain&Khazad.

[Kath]

Voice emanating from arm: It could be you!

Elrond: What could be me?

Voice: Er, I don't know. I've never been asked that before.

OR

Elrond: I'm sorry but I'm in the middle of a battle, I really don't have time to buy anything!

[The Only Real Estel]

Elrond: "Ah. I see your swartz is as big as mine..."

[Gil-Galad]

Orc: theres something you need to know about us

Elrond: what?

Orc: I am your father's brothers' nephew's cousin's former room mate

Elrond: and what does that make us?

orc: Absolutly nothing

Elrond...okay

[Gurthang]

Elrond was mad because the orc was taller than he was. So he cut off the orcs legs. Now he's not so mad.

OR

Erlond: "Man, it's so hard to water these orc plants! They keep grabbing the hose!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond: You can tell that my future daughter will marry a scruffy mortal, just by looking at my pants?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: A Horse! A Horse! My Kingdom, for a Horse!

Gillgallad: You're not a king.

Elrond: Shh! They don't know that!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

It's hard playing golf against Orcs.

[The Saucepan Man]

Elrond prepares to defend himself against the dreaded Glove Puppet of Doom ...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: You cannot kill me! I've just filmed the going to valinor scene from The Return of the King! So I’m invincible!

[The Only Real Estel]

Agent Smith: "Ugh, somebody kill me! I didn't mean to take over the body of a purple-winged fairy!"

[Kath]

Elrond watches in astonishment as the orc arm slowly metamorphoses into a bird!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: That's for the new picture!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/11537.jpg

Frodo was very shocked with that the Sac-vill-Bagginses had done to Bag-End.

OR

Frodo: Where IS that light coming from? Having said that, where is that music coming from?

[Kath]

Frodo realises his hair is stuck to the wall.

[The Perky Ent]

Frodo took one look around and said "Gollem! If you're going to play with the hot glue gun, i'm not going to let you use it!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Frodo: Note to self, next time clean the attic while it's still possible.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Frodo: Let's stop playing hide-and-seek, Sam!

or...

Frodo: I'm lost - I hate MapQuest!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Valinor wasn't quite what Frodo had expected.

[The Saucepan Man]

Frodo: Sam? Merry? Pippin? Er - I think that you might have used a bit too much self-raising flour in the cake mix ...

[The Perky Ent]

Frodo: So this is Minas Tirith?
Gollem: Yes. You'll be safes here. Just lie back.
Frodo: um...ok
Sam: Wow. So this is Minas Tirith. It's just the way Faramir described it!

[Oddwen]

?!?! This isn't Osgiliath!

Or...

Frodo paused in his runway stalk to show off Shélob's newest item in the Prei fashion line - a translucent and lucious spider-web shawl.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The obligatory

Frodo: ... ... ... Gandalf?

OR

Frodo is horrified to find out that the spider web look has gone out of fashion.

[CaptainofDespair]

Frodo was not frightened by Shelob's Lair. He had seen dead people. He had seen the Great Eye. He hadn't even been frightened by Tom Bombadil and his yellow boots. How was a spider going to scare him?

[Mithalwen]

Frodo realised it had been a mistake to wash his hair in Ent Draught....

[Kitanna]

Frodo:....Orcs...breakdancing...in the nude?! :eek:

[Gurthang]

Frodo: "Oh my..."
Stone Giant(only his leg is showing): "Oh! I almost stepped on you. So Sorry."
Frodo: :eek:

OR

Frodo: "Wow. How did I survive falling from way up there."

OR

Momma Baggins: "Frodo, come in for supper, dear!"
Frodo(to self): "Crap! I just ripped a hole in my pants!"

OR

Frodo has no idea what's going on.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: A giant spider! I know what to do! Pippin! Stall her! ... ... oh rats! Pippin isn't here... SAM!

[Bêthberry]

Frodo, exhausted by dysentary, wonders if he shouldn't just shoot Shelob instead of out-playing her.

[Formendacil]

How to survive a Hobbit's Childhood, Lesson 213:

Never, ever, ever get lost in an oliphaunt's litterbox.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo took one look at Shelob, and immediately regretted not renewing his subscription to Giant Spiders and How to Kill Them Monthly.

OR

Pippin and Merry weren't sensible enough; it took the more reliable Frodo to warn Treebeard of the dangers of sunburn.

OR

Frodo is left unsure what to do as The Saucepan Man gets that flour-based caption in first. :rolleyes: ;)

[Lalwendë]

Frodo on the field trip.

"Right, this is definitely going to come up in the Geography exam. So Stalactites hang down, like tights, and Stalagmites grow up 'cause they have a g for ground in the word. Or I could just cheat and copy off Sam?"

[Orominuialwen]

Frodo stares in shock, as he realizes Old Man Willow has been encased in cement by Tom Bombadil. (It looks like there's a face in the rock, if you look closely.)

[Kath]

Frodo: Now how did that pancake get all the way up there!?!

[Kitanna]

Lost in....Middle-Earth?

Danger, Frodo Baggins! Danger!
Frodo: Oh the pain, the pain.

[Alcarillo]

Frodo breathes a sigh of relief after losing Sam in Cirith Ungol.

Frodo: Serves him right for eating half of all the lembas.

[Boromir88]

Frodo: The holy grail lies in the Castle Auuuurgggg..... Hmm, must have died while writing it.

[Bywaters]

Elijah: I cant stand it Peter... I thought you said we weren't going to have to do this scene? And now you you throw it into The Return of the King! You know how I hate spiders!! :(
Where's my agent!!!

[Gil-Galad]

Elrond: Bloody 'ell their attacking during tea-time

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Bloody pricks. I'll have you know fishnet is in-style!"

[The Perky Ent]

Frodo: Wait a minute....this isn't in Return of the King. This doesn't make sense...my entire reality is upside down! I don't know what to believe anymore. Sam! Fetch me something fried in fat and smothered with chocolate

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Oh no. Not another blindingly glowy light. Last time I saw that Arwen showed up uninvited."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

This was taken before a giant eagle's droppings landed on him.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo accidentally walks in on Shelob in the middle of a romantic candle lit meal with another giant spider.

Frodo: Erm... I'll come back later...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo caught Shelob dating . . . Pippin!

[Lalwendë]

When Frodo had yelled "I just wanna Rock!" this hadn't been the kind of rock he had been thinking of.

[The Saucepan Man]

Frodo could put it off no longer. The time had finally come to call the pest exterminators into Bag End.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: So this is Aragorn's bath room. No wonder he hasn't washed...

[mormegil]

Frodo, always a favorite of the magazine, does his best pose 'the helpless look' for the readers of Man-Eating Spiders Monthly. Such a pose was bound to boost montly sales when it appeared on the cover.

[The Only Real Estel]

Voice: "Frodo Baggins. I strongly advise you to join any other Barrowdowners who have not yet played in the Werewolf games & participate in WW10. And you know what I mean by 'strongly advise'..."

[The Perky Ent]

Frodo: I'm trying! But everyone isn't lynched yet! how can I play in the next one without the lynching?
Gollum: Lynch this!
*Gollum kills Frodo and Sam. On their tombstones, it reads ~*~ Here Lies Frodo and Sam ~*~
Cause of Death: Vending Machine

[Bêthberry]

Exhausted and terrified, Frodo heard that wee small voice at his shoulder say, "Use the Force, Frodo".

[Gurthang]

A strange bright glow suddenly comes to Frodo's eyes. The light is oddly familiar.
Frodo: "You've got to be kidding me.... There's a Starbucks in Shelob's Lair?!" :rolleyes: ;)

[Boromir88]

Frodo: Hey look, a new picture...

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11547.jpg

Theoden: Whoever dares throw a cabbage at me again, I swear, Eru as my witness...(gets hit in the head with something)...Hey I warned you! That's it.

Guy in Crowd: You said cabbage sir, I threw a head of spinnach at you.

[Gurthang]

Guy in Crowd: "Sir don't look!"
Theoden: "Where? Gandalf?!.... OHHH!"

OR

Theoden: "I said that you were not to bring stuffed animals to war!"

OR

PJ: "Cut! Hey, who's the guy in the jeans! We have to do that whole scene over now!"

[Kitanna]

Theoden: Ok, we ran out of hobbits, so Tim the gopher is our new flag bearer. Any questions?

(courtesy of my friend, Paul)

[The Saucepan Man]

Theoden: KEEP AWAY FROM MY HORSE, YOU SNIVELLING PEASANTS! OK, Eomer. Now you try it.

[CaptainofDespair]

Theoden is feeling the effects of extended riding. But he doesn't need to worry, because he has Preparation H.

[Gil-Galad]

Peasant: who are you?

Theoden: what? i'm your king!

Peasant: didn't know we have a king

Theoden: i'm Theoden, king of the Rohirrim!

Peasant: King of the who?

Theoden: the Rohirrim!

Peasant: who are the Rohirrim?

Theoden: we all are! we al lare Rohirrim!

Peasant: so your the king? well i didn't vote for you

[Glirdan]

Theoden: Tell me! Where are the riders from Snowcone?

Guy in the croud: We sent them away. There were too many!

[SamwiseGamgee]

As ROTK ran over budget cuts had to be made. First was the removal of horses in favour of suits worn around the waist with 'realistic' horse bodies.
Bernard Hill: I'm a classically trained actor, this is bloody ridiculous!
PJ: You'll shut up or you'll find out just how keen Sean Connery was to play Theoden!

[The Perky Ent]

Theoden: What are you doing!?!

Soldier: Um..nothing my lord

Theoden: Do not lie! What is in your mouth!?!

Soldier: *swallow* nothing...

Theoden: TELL ME!

Soldier: ...gum...

Theoden: Did you bring enough for the rest of the army?

Soldier: Um....

Theoden: Forth Eorlingas!!!


:smokin:

[Boromir88]

Theoden: Who stole my McGriddle?

Or...To finish what Gil-Galad started...

Theoden: I Theoden, King of the Rohirrim...

A Soldier who happens to be named Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Theoden: I am your king.

Another Soldier: Well I didn't vote for you.

Theoden: You don't vote for Kings.

Soldier #2: Well how did you become King then?

Theoden: The Lady of the Wood, Galadriel, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Herugrim from the bosom of the Forest, signifying by divine providence that I, Theoden, was to carry Herugrim. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in the woods distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical forested ceremony.

Theoden: That'll be enough of you.

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some tree-hugging bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Theoden: That's it, Guards, Sieze him!

Dennis: Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed.

[Glirdan]

Theoden: Listen to me! For I am your king!

Solider: Since when are you King?

Theoden: Since I pulled Excalibur from it's imprisonment!!

PJ: WHAT!!! THE SCRIPT!! GET ME THE SCRIPT!! O!! And some dounghuts to! ;)

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Theoden: *rassafrassin* Grima Wormtongue!! *rassafrassin* Bloody Warg Riders!! *rassafrassin*

Theoden's horse: *sighs* Don't they have those bleeping things like on Jerry Springer?

[mormegil]

Theoden: OUCH! Okay who put the spear on my horse?

(look closely it appears as though the spear impaled him)

or

Theoden: Oh shut up you! Malbeth if I've told you once I've told you a hundred times Snowman will not be my bane on this voyage

[Alcarillo]

Theoden: Okay, which one of you put a whoopee cushion on my saddle?

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry: "Oh, by the way, what does Stybba mean?"

Theoden: "Stubby."

Merry: "Oh."

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden was hoping that the annual "Theoden King" photo would turn out well, but the bloody photographer had his finger over part of the lense. :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: You there! Are you busy?

Soldier: Erm... ... no.

Théoden: Then you're fired!

OR

Even in his later life, Théoden was still terrified of the horsy rides at the carnival.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Théoden: What do you mean this isn't Pelennor? Oh, I hate MapQuest!

[Dimcollowen]

Theoden: Whats in 'ell are you doing?? Cooking at a time like this!!! This is war!!

Soldier: Um...I made you some kentucky fried chicken! And uh, some pumpkin pie!

Theoden: OH! Well in that case bring it here!!

Or....

Theoden: Grimbald where are the....hey!!! Alright which one of you chumps brought the bimbo in the jeans?

Guy in jeans: I regret that! I am your makeup artist!

or.....

Theoden: I am only going to ask you one more time!!! WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR??!!!!

[mormegil]

Theoden: Hey! Who gave me this Cotton-Poly undershirt? I expressly stated I want pure cotton. You know these hybrid blends are murder on my skin.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden put his sword though his hand... again.

OR

Singer: Bravely bold King Théo, rode forth from Meduseld.
He was not afraid to die! Oh braid King Théo!
His head smashed in and his limbs cut off
And his liver removed and his eyes poked out...

Théoden: All right, that's enough of that!

[The Only Real Estel]

Thedoen: "You stand at attention like my grandma! You there! If my dog had a face like your's I'd shave it's backside & teach it to walk backwards!"

[Mithalwen]

Theoden wants to know why his horse is armoured with old tractor tyres

[Lalwendë]

Theoden: "Right you bunch of wusses! Let's see what happens when a real man gets a go on the Bucking Bronco! Fire her up, Eomer!"

[CaptainofDespair]

Theoden: Ride forth, Eorlings! To the mall!
Eomer: Aren't we supposed to be going to Pelennor?
Theoden: That can wait! Witch-King Enterprises just opened a Starbucks at Minas Morgul!

[Lalwendë]

Yosser Hughes: "Eh, when I said Gissa Job I didn't think you'd have me doing this lark! I meant a nice office job, maybe a company pension and flexi time!"

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Little did the Villagers know that they were about to lynch their Seer...

or

It was impossible to get your horse parked during the season sales.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: I'll have you know stubbles are very much in fashion and are very attractive! Anyone who says different can leave now!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill enthusiastically declares that "They will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"

OR

A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill takes the Rohirrim-Viking likeness too far and declares that he will be taking the peasant girls of the defeated village home tonight.

OR

A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill declares that the depleted Rohirrim army need "The Elves of Nargothrond! Send out Riders!"

OR

A crazed Peter Jackson nods his head as Bernard Hill, at the climax of the Battle of Pelennor Fields, declares that "Arwen! Arwen is here! We are saved!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden: "I'll have you know these are scales-a type of armour. And if I hear one more 'mermaid' joke I'm beheading the first one of you I see!"

[Boromir88]

Soldier from Crowd: Where you going my Lord?

Theoden: I'm outta here.

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden: "Alright, I see you Eowyn. Did you really think you could hide in that pathetic outfit? You would've had a better chance if you hadn't shouted a high pitched "Death!" at today's Battle Rehearsal. Get out of line and head home."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Théoden: I've been waiting two hours ago! Where's my Hornburger?!

[The Perky Ent]

Théoden: I've been waiting two hours ago! Where's my Hornburger?!



OMG I HAVE A HORNBURGER T-SHIRT!!!!!!! I ATE AT TEH HORNBURGER!!!!


Theoden: Forth Eorlingas!!!!!
*flash of bright light*
Camera attendant: Ok dude, here's your picture. I'm gonna need to to take the armor and wig off now.
Theoden: What speaketh of you? This is my armor, forged for my fathers, Lords of the Riddermark.
Camera attendant: Dude, take the mail off
Theoden: Traiterous Worm! Yah Snowmane! We ride for Minas Tirith!
Camera attendant: Oh, and If you want to stay on the horse, you're gonna have to get back in line at let the kids ride it first
Theoden: But...i brought quarters
Camera attendant: *pulls out walkie-talkie* Um..Brick? I'm gonna need some help here over by the Ferris Wheel, over!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden's comedy shoes did little to improve moral.

OR

Théoden: I thought I made it very clear! The code for 'dress-down Friday' are very clear; no denim, no trainers. So take this guy away and have him shot... in the face... with a crossbow. And then I want an apology!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Théoden: Can't we discuss this in a more peaceful manner?

Rebellious Rohirrim: No!

Théoden: I promise to think about building a Hornburger joint here.

Rebellious Rohirrim: Ummm . . . Deal!

[Gurthang]

Theoden cuts off someone's head.
Theoden: "Alright! Anyone else want to make fun of my skirt!"

OR

Theoden: "Ahh... AHHH... ACHOOO!"

OR

Theoden is starting to hear voices.

OR

Theoden: "Was that Donald Trump?!"

[Oddwen]

Rider: Hail, Theoden King!

Theoden: What, another hail storm?

[mormegil]

Theoden: I command all as king to reply with a witty caption to this new picture

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/aragorneowyn/aragorneowyn11.jpg

Aragorn: Gandalf, must you be uncloaked even now?

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: Shame on you Gandalf, there's a lady present!
Eowyn: This lady doesn't mind!

Or...

Aragorn: See that? That man has cheese.
Eowyn: I like cheese.
Aragorn: I know you like cheese...do you want to go get the cheese?
Eowyn: Yes! I want to go get the cheese!
Aragorn: Go get the cheese, lady!
Eowyn: CHEEEEESE!

Or...

Eowyn: Stop blowing my hair into my face, you dirty Ranger!

Or...

Aragorn the Werewolf leads Eowyn the formerly Cursed Villager to meet her new friends.

Eowyn: Grima! And...Háma! I never even suspected you!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It seems that Aragorn forgot to take off his spiky gauntlet.

OR

Eowyn and Aragorn look in horror as a star bucks opens in Meduseld.

[mormegil]

Arwen walks in on 'Gorn and Eoywn snogging.

[The Saucepan Man]

Eowyn: All your words are but to say: you are a woman, and your part is in the house. But when the men have died in battle and honour, you have leave to be burned in the house, for the men will need it no more. But I am of the House of Eorl and not a serving-woman. I can ride and wield blade, and I do not fear either pain or death.

Aragorn: Yes dear, I'm sure your right. Now, me and the guys have got some important things to discuss. So be a good girl and run along to the kitchen, would you? There's a stack of washing up needs doing. Oh, and bring us some beers while you're at it.

*Kerrrr-pow! Whump! Crrrunch!*

Aragorn: Oooyeeaargghh! Mmmphbble! ... Urk?

[CaptainofDespair]

Eowyn and Aragorn see Dead People.

or

Aragorn: Don't look behind you, Eowyn. Legolas is staring at your hair. He likes it.
Eowyn: Ewww!!

*moments later*

Aragorn: Sorry, Legolas...she didn't like the pick up line you gave me.
Legolas: What?! Why not? *sighs*
Aragorn: I told you that you should have just done it yourself. I think my scruffy manliness scared her.

[Kitanna]

Aragorn: *whispering to Eowyn*
Eowyn: Peter Jackson is doing what to Faramir?!

Or

for the wonderfully overused werewolf captions...
Aragorn and Eowyn stare up in terror as they realize they've lynched the Seer.

[Bêthberry]

Aragorn to Eowyn: "See, if you take just a little off the bottom and layer it slightly, you'll have a style very similar to mine."

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "See that man over there?"

Eowyn: "Grima?"

Aragorn: "That's the one. He sent me to try to get your phone number for him."

Eowyn: :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Théoden entered the annual "Gandalf the grey look-a-like" contest, the results were somewhat disturbing...

OR

Eowyn and Aragorn stumble on Saruman in his new job at McDonalds.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Aragorn: "Look at that beautiful sunset!"

Éowyn: "That's not a sunset, that's a bird on fire."

[Gurthang]

Now it is Aragorn and Eowyn going two on one in the staring contest against a statue.

OR

Side effects of too much pipeweed: Halucinations, Paranoia, Dryness of Eyes, Over-relaxed Jaw Muscles, etc.

OR

Eowyn(thinking): "He just touched my butt!" :eek:

[Glirdan]

Eowyn: Normal people scare me! Normal people scare me!!!
Aragorn: Yes my lady, we know they do. Now why don't you go lay down and get some res in the white room with padded walls?

[The Only Real Estel]

Viggo catches Miranda reading some of the death scenes from the Werewolf games in between takes.

Viggo: "Quick! Somebody get her a bucket!"

[Boromir88]

Some assistance please, I can't see this picture, nothing seems to be working.

[mormegil]

Try this link (http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/aragorneowyn/aragorneowyn11.jpg)

[The Perky Ent]

ooo that's a good pic!

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/aragorneowyn/aragorneowyn11.jpg


Eowyn: But...he ate all the lembas...and the ale. How could one tiny hobbit eat a year's worth of food?
Aragorn: Oh God! They're going for the mushrooms now!

[mormegil]

Both Aragorn and Eowyn knew what it meant when Gimli ate that much chili.

Eowyn: And we are set to march behind him tomorrow?!?!

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn: you can not survive the peril! its too perilous!

[Glirdan]

Eowyn and Aragorn waited in anticapation and fear for their double lynch.

[The Only Real Estel]

Eowyn saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing.

Eowyn: "But...this was supposed to be the Rohan Party. Grrr, I hate MapQuest!" :mad:

:D

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
and quickly too. Farewell."

Eowyn: "O Valar, restore him!"

Aragorn: "I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; Eru
has given you one face, and you make yourselves
another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
nick-name Eru's creatures, and make your wantonness
your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
those that are married already, all but one, shall
live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
nunnery, go."

[Ainaserkewen]

Aragorn: Now remember, we have to move our middle legs at the same time and our outside legs at the same time and we may just have a chance against these guys.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

While Gandalf distracts Eowyn, Aragorn-the-master-pickpocket takes Eowyn's money, buss pass and letter to Faramir.

OR

Sometimes it’s scary to be the only clear people in a blurred world.

[HerenIstarion]

...when Arwen comes in unexpectedly. Effect of Arwen's extraordinaire beauty, of course.

[Lhunardawen]

Aragorn: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's Will."
Éowyn: :eek:

[Anguirel]

Aragorn and Eowyn react to PJ's ace, trendy suggestion that they should become an unmarried couple and let Arwen take the Feminist Crown of Gondor after slaughtering Sauron's armies with a single bat of her eyelashes.

[Kath]

Eowyn braces herself as Aragorn collapses onto her.

OR

Eowyn: Oh! I didn't realise uncloaked meant . . . well . . . uncloaked!

[The Only Real Estel]

Eowyn: "We'll never succeed!"

Aragorn: "Come on, now. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.

Eowyn: "But what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"

Aragorn: "I, uh...don't believe they exist. But if they do I'm sure you can handle them."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruon, uncloaked?

OR

When King Théoden had shouted "Decapitation" and pointed at Eomer, no one save Eowyn knew that they were actually playing scrabble.

[Mithalwen]

I think HI is spot on - this screams "Arwen -its not what you think!"

unless.....


Aragorn attemts to comfort Eowyn when she discovers that Faramir has his father's table manners.

[The Only Real Estel]

Eowyn: "I can sense it Aragorn! His eye is always on me!"

Aragorn: "You'll be okay, just ignore him."

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines:

Aragorn: "Shall I bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness? Where thy flesh shall be devoured? And thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye? I'll pay for the pizza."

[Encaitare]

Aragorn and Eowyn can do nothing but look on in horror as the hairdressers close in on them.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Yet more of Aragorn and his Useless Chat-Up Lines:

Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of Star Trek posters!

Or

Aragorn: Dont you wish you could smell as great as me?

Or
Aragorn: So, anyway, now the police say I’m not even allowed to keep the guns...

OR

Aragorn: You should see my bedroom - it’s full of geese!

OR

Aragorn: I’m not as hairy as I look.

[Gurthang]

Aragorn and Eowyn stare in awe at the hand Theoden just pulled.
Aragorn: "He beat my two pair!"
Eowyn: "He beat my straight!"
Theoden: "Thank you, Eru, for four of a kind!"

OR

Strangely, both Aragorn and Eowyn choke on Eowyn's stew.

OR

A rousing game of 'Red-light, Green-light' in the Golden Hall.

[Kath]

The game of Grandmother's Footsteps was getting tense!

[Glirdan]

Eowyn: Is that really what my hair looks like!?!? :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Gimli's beard gets so long its ridiculous...

OR

When Gimli's beard gets so long, it comes to life! :eek:

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Aragorn attemts to comfort Eowyn when she discovers that Faramir has his father's table manners.
ROFL!! :p

Scene: Eowyn's wedding. Aragorn is the best man.

Eowyn: Is that a... disco ball? And a LEISURE SUIT???

Aragorn: *sighs* I was afraid this was going to happen.

[The Only Real Estel]

Eowyn: "Starbucks makes ice cream!?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Look! A NEW picture!

Eowyn: I cannot believe my eyes!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/bernard_hill26.jpg

Security was tightened at the annual Santa Clause look alike contest.

OR

This time, he wasn't going to uncloak

[Kath]

Aragorn watched as his sword took on a life of it's own.

[Pallando]

Rider behind Gandalf: "The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah, hurrah. The ants go marching-"

[Alcarillo]

Soldier in center: Why do I feel like everybody's staring at me?

[Kitanna]

Gandalf is angered by his reflection in the helmet.
Gandalf: Am I really that fat?

[The Perky Ent]

For hours, the men of rohan wait in line for the only remaining toilet in Rohan

[Glirdan]

Legolas: Hey look Aragorn!! It's Gandalf the White!!
Aragorn: Oh brother! :rolleyes:

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Legolas thinking, in background: Whoa. Definitely the prettiest.

[The Perky Ent]

Soldier in the back: No! I, am SPARTICUS!
Theoden: Oh bother! Here it comes...

[CaptainofDespair]

Theoden was worried. Would the Elf Lord attack now, when he was most vulnerable? He knew he shouldn't have stolen Elrond's tiara, but it fit him so nicely.

[Alcarillo]

The votes were counted, and the village now led Captain Obvious and the Uncloaker to the gallows for a double lynching.

[Gurthang]

The escalator is packed at The Gap of Rohan.

OR

Gandalf (thinking): "Uh-oh, I just lost my sandal. Drat, there's no getting it now."

OR

Gandalf: "Now what did I forget... Hmm."

OR

Aragorn: "Man, I hate funerals; they're so boring!"

[Kitanna]

mmm what's wrong with Aragorn's face?

Aragorn is slightly annoyed when Legolas' cell phone goes off.

[Glirdan]

There was a huge line up for the new Starbuck's in Edoras.

[The Perky Ent]

For the first time in history, Edoras was no longer a dry county.

[The Elf-warrior]

Hamlet is captured by pirates led by Orlando Bloom.