Crazy Captions

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_deadmarshes_1.jpg
Well that's the last time we take an undersea tour without a snorkel!

[Lathriel]

For the one with Merry and the carrot
MERRY THE STRONG!!!!!!

[Sapphire_Flame]

"Don't worry," you said. "It'll definately support our weight," you said. You moron!!

[dragoneyes]

Erm, what's a twinkie?

Anyway, for the new picture:
Bloke 1 (the one we can actually see): We must look sad and kingly.
Bloke 2: I'd like to see you try to look kingly with some pondweed hanging off your nose.

[Firondoiel]

The results of the sad story of when their water bed burst.

Oh, I have to ask, what the heck is a Mary Sue?!

I believe a Mary Sue is a girl who's just sickly sweet and has a unique feature that makes her stand out from everyone else. She's like a "perfect" girl.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

They always told me when you meditate you feel like you're sinking into deep water...but no, I wouldn't listen, no.... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[One Axe to Rule them All]

In TFOTR when the ringwraiths try to take the ring the first time, when they stab Frodo.

Aragorn catches the ringwraith on fir, the other ringwraiths yell "Stop, Drop, and Roll ted!" smilies/biggrin.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Dead Man 1: "I... have... to... sneeze...."

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Just a piece of almost random information: remember that council of Elrond with the Elf who is sitting up very straight at Legolas' side? 2 things. a. Here (http://www.decipher.com/lordoftherings/cardlists/realms/large/018galdorcouncilorfrom.html) is another photo of him.
b. He is supposed to be Galdor, the Elf from the Havens. Certainly not how I imagined him!

[Anything but Arwen]

a Mary Sue is the character you get in cheesy fanfictions, who somehow end up in M.E or similar, and of course, are vaugley elvish or hobbitish, and usualy end up screwing a character...usually Legolas....**shudders** KILL MARY SUES!! **cough** Yes, back to the captions...

First guy: I thought these pond baths were meant to be good for our complexions?


Second Dead Dude: I think the whole soaked pondweed ridden phantom look is in right now, dont you?
Foreground Dead Dude: Yeah, specially that weed moustache...

[Airehiriel]

Ahh, thank you all for the clarification. I needed that.

GaladrieloftheOlden, I never realized Galdor was such a dork...according to the movies!

I'm confused, One Axe to Rule them All, what does your joke have to do with the picture?


http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/shadowfax/ttt_shadowfax_2.jpg
Shadowfax singing in a deep baritone voice: Whose the best looking horse in the wooorrldd? It's me! It's me!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

My guess was that a Mary-Sue was a breed of Rabid Fangirl. Ah I guess not.

Shadowfax: Hey, Gandalf guess what?...PSYCH PSYCH PSYCH!!!

Yeah, my poor attempt. It's early, man. I need coffee.

[Sapphire_Flame]

My guess was that a Mary-Sue was a breed of Rabid Fangirl. Ah I guess not.

That is kinda right though, Horse-Maiden. Mary Sues are usually created by the Nazgirls (aka Rabid Fangirls) with story ideas that are as follows: "Oh, I wish I could go with the Fellowship! And this is what I'd do if I could!" They are very sickening. smilies/eek.gif

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Shadowfax: The hills are alive with the sound of music!

okay, yeah, bad; gimme a break, it's early!

[dragoneyes]

Shadowfax: *as though in a dream* You shall praise me! I am beautiful!
Gandalf: *cough* and overweight *cough cough*
*dreamy effects end*
Shadowfax: Huh! Look who's talking! You nearly broke my back!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

(Heavenly choir music as Shadowfax comes galloping towards them. Suddenly, it ends with a record-scratching effect as Legolas unleashes an arrow, killing Shadowfax dead. Everyone turns to stare at him like he just went insane.)

Legolas: "Well, hey, sorry! I thought this was the part... y'know, with the paintings and the horse... Phantom Ganon!"

(Everyone groans and Gandalf snatches up Legolas' pack, pulling out a copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.)

Gandalf: "No more Nintendo64 for you!"

(For my fellow OoT fans. smilies/wink.gif)

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Don't you just get the pic in your head of a big field full of poppies, that romantic music playing...fuzzy edges on the screen gandalf running towards shadowfax, arms outstretched....*sigh* young love....

ok, or not.... smilies/rolleyes.gif

btw....RATE ME!!!!!

[ April 05, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]

[Goldberry]

Arwen_Evenstar - your rate option thingie is not on, or else my computer is crazy. smilies/wink.gif

[Balin999]

Legolas: Now isn't that the most B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L horse you've ever seen!

Gandalf: Now would you PLEASE STOP making fun of my mother-in-law?!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Yikes. I just know I have a Mary-Sue inside of me fighting like a Rabid Fangirl to get out.
Scary stuff.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_11.jpg
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's--oh, gross! It was a bird!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

You're too much, Horse-Maiden. smilies/biggrin.gif

"Well, I didn't think he'd jump that high. Come back down, Strider!"

[kittiewhirl1677]

"AAA! I think I'm faintin'! Help! I'm so dizzy... is that a Nazgul I see up there? Oh, wait... no that's Mr. Frodo climbing a tree... Wait no..." *BOOM* He falls down.

It was lame, I know it's really late and I'm half-asleep at the computer. Yeah.

Rate me!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Why, thank you, Gubnut.

[Arwen_Evenstar]

'Excuse me, Mr camera man? Can you see something up my nose? Its been irritating me all day....'
OR
S: Mr Frodo? Whats Mr Pippin doin'?
F: He thinks that if he stares at the sky with his mouth open, the Vala will take the hint and drop him some food...itll never work!
*apple hits pip on the head*
F: Well Ill be dammned...

Ok, ok i know.... smilies/rolleyes.gif
How do I put my rating thing on?
EDIT: Figured it out...NOW, RATE ME!

[ April 06, 2003: Message edited by: Arwen_Evenstar ]

[Balin999]

Frodo: Pippin, what'cha lookin at? That's the mountain that we just climbed down. We got to go in the other direction!

Pip: Frodo, I have to tell you something...

Frodo: What?

Pip: Remember when you lent me your ring half an hour ago?

Frodo: Yeah, that was before we started to climb down. And if I'd known what it would be like, we would have tried to find another way. By the way, can I have the ring back?

Pip: Sure, it's just...

Frodo: What?!

Pip: I think I lost it somewhere up there...

[Himaran]

lol! That last one was veryyyyyyy funny!!!

Seconds before the campsite was bombarded with guano, watched in surprise as a horde of Crebain flew overhead.

Himaran

RATE ME!!!

[kittiewhirl1677]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/shadowfax/ttt_shadowfax_1.JPG

Hey look! I can dance!

[Galadriel9]

(through teeth) "I don't care if the light's all wrong, just hurry up and take the photo...I can't stay like this forever you know..."

[Catherine]

Look mommy, I can walk!

[Faybevin Bombadil]

*imagine him under and apple tree*
"Mmm ... nope, can't reach. Sorry Gandalf. Just hit it down that your staff."

Love,
Faybevin

[ April 06, 2003: Message edited by: Faybevin Bombadil ]

[Airehiriel]

(continued from my last Shadowfax post)

Who's the greatest lookin' horse in the wooorrrlld?! It's me, It's me!!!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Now we know the truth: Shadowfax is really GLORFINDEL UNDER AN EVIL SPELL!

(It's a stretch. Y'know, he's trying to stand 'n' all? Ha ha? ... nevermind.)

[Quirkette]

As Shadofax strikes various poses, he imagines himself with a unicorn horn on his gorgeous head. "Ah, if only I had one of those!" he thinks to himself. "That would be COOL!!!"

[Anything but Arwen]

I'm better than that Asfaloth ANYDAY!

OR

Now whos the tallest, eh, eh?

Or...

Gandalf (just out of shot): Ow....next time you get an urge to dance, WARN ME FIRST!!!

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_anduin_2.JPG
Waking in the boat: Ohh, this is nice. Got my sword, got my shield, and a relaxing boat ride. This is so very nice. Except, what is that load noise just beyond?

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

The Fellowship wasn't below doing the old "put 'em in a boat while they're sleeping" prank, as Boromir would soon discover....

(That picture makes me giggle insanely ever since my friend told me the creator of the corpse kept it.)

[Balin999]

Boromir: And remember, my fellow Hobbits, a warriir is always watchful, he is never tired, and his sleep is easy to disturb, even if he is sitting in a boat......*chrrrrrrr*

The Hobbits: BOROMIR! BOROMIR!

Boromir: *chhhrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH*

[Gorwingel]

Boromir, relaxing because of the long tiring journey he has become a part of. Decides to take a power nap in one of the boats to regain his strenght. Merry and Pippin walking and stumbling around because they have just consumed a few too many of a pint. Accidently run into the boat causing it to slide into the water. The boat floats with the current when suddenly Boromir wakes up because of the large sound of the upcoming falls.
Boromir: Oh my Ahhhh...

[kittiewhirl1677]

Ah, that was a nice rest. Ever since I got hit with those arrows... Ouch, that hurt! Well, I don't feel pain anymore. Hey, I hear rushing water. Sounds like a waterfall... WAIT A MINUTE!

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/aragorn/fotr_aragorn_parthgalen_3.JPG
smilies/smile.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Aragorn *chinese accent*: Ooooooooo...... Orcs........ Must KILL orcs......

[Airehiriel]

Whoooooooo doggies! What is the stench?

Oh wait, it's me!

[LadyLyrien]

Ooookay than. I can't believe Gimli thinks HE can be the Disco King.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Disco King?!? YES!!! smilies/biggrin.gif

"Born freeeeeeeeee, as free as the wind bloooooows, as free as the grass grooooooooooows...WHAT?!? Haven't you seen a singing Ranger before?"

Sillily lame. Oo, me tired.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Aragorn: "Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?"
Boromir: (off-camera) "No. You're supposed to die for me."
Jackson: "HEY! Bean, this ISN'T Goldeneye, alright?! Let's try it again from the top...."

(Yes, I did just watch that movie. Why do you ask? smilies/wink.gif)

[Arwen_Evenstar]

A: Okay, Legolas, I DID NOT mean it when I said your but looked big in that, just put down the knife!

Ok, so its crap.... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

Aragorn: OH no...no no no!!
Legolas: What?
Aragorns: FANGIRLS!
Gimli: ???

Mneh....I suck today

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: *in Scottish accent* Well, the Orcs defending there was just woeful ...

(Sorry, one for the Brit football fans - he reminds me of Alan Hansen in that picture.)

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_parthgalen_3.JPG
Well, if Boromir gets to be the Disco King, can I be the Hookey Pookey King?
See I can do it real good:
Ya put yer right foot in, ya put yer right...oh wait that's me left foot! Okay, okay...let me try it again!

[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Lady Iverin]

Having gotten way too caught up in the whole "protecting Mr. Frodo thing", Sam rushes to help his master take off his cloak.

Sam: Here I come to save the day!!! Wait, Mr. Frodo, let me help you! It might hurt you!

Kinda lame, but I tried. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Arvedui III]

hehe, here's one:
Sam in slow motion: RRRUUUNN MMRRR. FFFRROOOODDDOOO!

[Anything but Arwen]

Argh! I seem to be all smudged! Its an evil plan of Saurons!

I TOLD you I suck today......

[Airehiriel]

Okay, lets find a new picture so we have no more people felling like they suck!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_20.jpg

Why didn't anyone tell me there were try outs to be disco king?

[ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Galadriel9]

VOTE BOROMIR FOR DISCO KING!!!!!!!!!!

Eomer: WHAT did you just call me?? I'll bet you couldn't ride for days without walking a bit wierdly either...ok, maybe very wierdly...And your problem is? smilies/smile.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Eomer: EEP! Must hide.... elf and dwarf have unnatural frinedship... ELVES AND DWARVES AREN'T MEANT TO BE FRIENDS! This must mark the end of time.....! Eep!

[Kates Frodo Temp]

Howdy Airehiriel!!!! What's up with the disco king stuff? No one's going to kill me for posting without making a caption, right?

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Of course not, Kates. Just go to Crazy Scenes with Pics and vote for Boromir the Disco King and Eowyn the Disco Queen, if you haven't already. Anyways...to add a horrible caption:

***blatant Spongebob ripoff***
Eowyn: What's wrong?

Eomer: I can't see my forehead.

[ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Éowyn always liked teasing her brother. Her favorite game was "Your horse has died".

(Yes, yes, horribly lame, but I'm going through a humor dry spell)

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Eomer: Eowyn is not the Disco Queen! Don't you people understand? Go to that page and proclaim Galadriel the Disco Queen. Oh and *clears throat, looks modest* I would love to be her Disco King. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Brinniel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_fredaeothain_2.jpg

[Airehiriel]

Mommy! All this Disco dancing is scaring me! I think I'm scarred for life.

It's okay, sweety. Just don't watch.

Hey, Kates! The Disco stuff, like Horse-Maiden said, is from here (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000522&p=7), the Crazy Scenes with pics page. You'll have to go back to the beginning to really understand what it's about. But, EVERYONE! go and vote for your favorite contestant. Voting ends tonight! (Edit) Voting has ended! Boromir is the Disco King, Eowyn is Disco Queen and Gollum is not sure what gender Royalty.

[ April 12, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

YAAAY! My votes have won! smilies/smile.gif

[Lady Iverin]

Little girl: Mommy, I don't want to leave you! etc, etc...
Boy(to himself): Hey, that doesn't look like our mom...

I tried, but not exactly the greatest pic to caption. No offense. smilies/tongue.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Girl: Mummy, mummy! I don't want to leave you!
Mom: I know, darling. I will find you at Edoras.
Girl: I know, but...
Mom: What is it?
Girl (in psychotic whisper): ...the squirrel is here...
Boy: Oh, no, not this again.
Yeah...ok.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_3.jpg
I hope those are lembas in my pants...

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Mm... I thought this picture was posted once before? Ah well...:

Pippin: "See, Merry? Don't we look something alike?"

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Whoops....

[Arwen_Evenstar]

*does the wave for boromir the disco king*
In accordance with your wishes horse-maiden!

'Pippin falls from a hieght and lands in a rather uncomprimising and *uncomfortable* position on a tree branch.'

Sorry 'bout that...hehehe...he.
Is it just me, or is there a mushroom growing out of Fangorns head? Top right corner.

[Airehiriel]

I see what you mean Arwen_Evenstar. It makes for a good eyebrow.

Pippin: How many times have I been told not to eat the crazy mushrooms? Finally, I can't wait any longer, and what happens? I think I'm on a tree! A talking tree no less.

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/thefellowship/ttt_gandalftheoden_2.jpg
Gandalf: So, I said to the hobbit, "Chickens, I hate chickens." HAHAHA, *slaps knee* I just love that one.

Theoden: *thinks to self* Oh, I wish he would shut up now! I thought he was going to bring me wise council.

[The Saucepan Man]

Gandalf: Didn't I tell you not to listen to that Wormtongue fellow? Now look what's happened. Saruman's forces are marching on Rohan in their thousands. And what have you been doing to defend the place? Oh yes, I forgot. You went and threw Eomer and his men out and now they are inexplicably riding north. Honest to Goodness, I leave you alone for 5 months and look what happens to the place. And another thing ...

[Vuelve]

A bit lenghty but you be the judge...

Gandalf: Every time I go somewhere it's Stormcrow this or bringer of bad tidings that. Today I walk up and get stopped by the royal guard and cause this huge uproar just because I have my trusty walking stick.I'm like what does a Wizard have to do.I even went as far as changing to a nicer color. Doesn't everybody know that the good guys wear white??

Theoden thinking: *Man he thinks he has problems, what about me?? I just found out I was possessed by one of the Dark Lord's Faithful servents*

Both:*SIGH*

[Beruthiel]

Gandalf - Just do what I did, comb your hair forward then back. Or use this anti-balding cream...
Theoden - Look, I DON'T want to talk about it!

[Anything but Arwen]

Gandalf: And then the hobbit said...

Theoden: Will somebody PLEASE shut him up?

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Gandalf: Do you see? Do you see the stupidity of your nephew? He just ran into the wall!

Théoden: Don't talk to me.

(Airehiriel... you have the best kind of cat as your avatar. You realize that, right? smilies/wink.gif)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden: Ah! Nosebleed!

Gandalf: Tilt your head backwards, backwards I say!

[Gorwingel]

Gandalf: So I fell and I fell and I fell...

Theoden (thinking): Why does he have to keep on talking, he is just driving me crazy!!!
Does he understand that he is so white that if I look at him for more than a minute he could cause sudden blindness, I liked grey better...

[Airehiriel]

(Why thank you, Rynoah. And yes, I DO know!)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_legolasboromir_moria_1.JPG
Legolas: Look, Boromir! Rabid fan girls for you!

Boromir: Really?

Legolas: Nope, just kidding, they're mine! HAHAHAHA!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Legolas: (thinks) Ah ha! £10 note! Grab it before Boromir sees it!

Boromir: (thinks) He's seen it, ok Boromir, you're gonna have to trip him up....

[Durelin]

Boromir: So, it was all in my head? You never...

Legolas: No.

Boromir: We could never...

Legolas: No, there is no we!

Boromir: I can't believe it.

Legolas: I am sorry, my heart lies elsewhere!

Boromir: But...who?

Legolas: One who could satisfy me more.

Boromir: Not-

Legolas: Yes.

Boromir: Oh, my love, no! But, why? Why Haldir? He may be of your kind, but...

Legolas: I do not like the hair. So much...Haldir has so little...

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Scary? Yes. Long. Oh well. I suck at this. I am only good at REALLY stupid humor. smilies/biggrin.gif I know Boromir's not gay, I have my reserves about Legolas though...kidding! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

I like it Durelin. Though, I'd hate to think Legolas was gay! So many fan girls would be heart broken, including my own mother.

Perhaps you should check out the thread "Concerning Elves and..." You may find your humor would fit in there.

[Catherine]

Legolas:well would ya look at that.
Boromir:What what
Legolas:Its Aragorn trying to claim the title of Disco King
*I know lame but o well*

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Go Disco King!

For the Gandalf-Theoden one:
Gandalf: So I says to Mabel, I says...
yeah..ok smilies/smile.gif

[the real nazgul]

Legolas: No! My cat can't be dead! A wheelbarrow can't hit him THAT hard... can it?... smilies/frown.gif

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_merrytheoden_1.jpg
Theoden: For the crime of stealing the cabbages of Edoras, Master Meriadoc, you are hearby sentenced to beheading!

Merry: No! Please, I'm sorry! It wasn't my fault! Pippin made me do it!! Really he did!

[Arwen Imladris]

Theoden: What is that?

Merry: Taters.

Theoden: What's taters?

Merry: Po-ta-toes!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.

Theoden: Phooh!

Merry: Even you couldn't say no to that.

Theoden: Oh yes we could. Ssspoiling nice fish! Give it to ussss raw. and wwwriggling. You keep nasty chips!

Sorry.

[Galadriel9]

Merry: Please sir, can I have some more?

Theoden:MORE!!!!??????? Meriadoc, Meriadoc, never before has a hobbit wanted more...Meriadoc, Meriadoc, won't ask for more when he knows what its for....

(that was Oliver Twist by the way, and it SO wasn't funny!! Oh well...Soooooorry!) smilies/smile.gif

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/aragorn/ttt_aragorn_37.jpg

[BethoHOG]

This is not a caption or anything... but... is it just me, or does Aragorn look sort of like Faramir? Then again, not really... I guess it is just me. smilies/wink.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: It's my rather indeterminate straw bundle, Legolas. Mine, do you hear! And you SHALL not have it!

[ April 25, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

[Arvedui III]

Aragorn: The rope is cut... Hey! Look at the birdy!

Ok,I know I suck at this. Don't mind me.

[Carlas]

Aragorn- Legolas cut the bonds, that means...Uh oh!

smilies/tongue.gif

[Diamond18]

Legolas: "What are you doing? It's a rope. A rope is a rope is a rope. Let's got on with it and sing a funeral song in their honor."

Aragorn: "All right..."

Legolas:
"Meriadoc and Peregrin went out,
One was a dope and the other a lout.
They thought it best, to join the Quest,
Too bad they didn't think about the consequence."

Aragorn:
"In Tuckborough and Buckland the north wind walks on the air,
But the Hobbits there don't seem to care,
They ask no questions, just comb their hair.
'Good riddance', they say, 'now go away'."

Legolas: "Dude, that was seriously awful."

[Catherine]

Aragorn:Hum...this looks good enough for a king to eat.
Legolas:Aragorn, I think you should share
*god I cant think today!*

[vanwafeniel]

*Aragorn swats Legolas away*
Aragorn: Its MINE!! Get your unusually clean hands off it!
Legolas: But i want it!!
Aragorn: ha!But you can't!....cos its MINE i tell you!Mine, all mine!
Legolas: Be careful...or i shall throw Gimli at you!
Aragorn: Its my baby, you can't raise it!
Legolas: huh?

Odd i know...

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: Fine! Keep it! It's not like I care! (aside to Gimli) May I borrow your axe?

Aragorn: Uh... oh!

Hmm, kinda similar to everyone else, but hey!

[vanwafeniel]

Hey who cares!its still funny!

Aragorn: You think your gonna have it...ey..ey...come on then elf boy..*taunts Legolas* ..come and get it.."
Legolas: *pulls out an arrow*.."You just wait you filthy human..i got a special arrow here that i was saving...you know what for?...to kick your lil mortal a**! yeha...you heard me...come and gettit!I promise you that..uh...baby will be mine!"

[Galadriel9]

Aragorn: Err...Legolas, did you ever catch something out of the corner of your eye, as you were doing something else and you just coulda sworn it was an uruk hai's head stuck on a stick in the ground? Do you ever get that?
Legolas: Err..no.

hmmm...I'm not laughing yet... smilies/smile.gif

[dragoneyes]

Aragorn: (more to himself than anything) Oh, this feels just like Arwen's green dress, the one with short sleeves and it drags along the ground as she walks. She walks so lightly, the grass barely moves beneath her feet. Which reminds me of the time when we had a picnic together under the stars and she... (continues along the strain for quite a while)

Legolas: Gimli! Unpack! He's think about Arwen again and that means we're going to be here a looong time!

EDIT: That wasn't such a bad 1000th post! I'm happy now

[ April 26, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Much captioning to catch up on, so let's get to it!:

For Legolas and Boromir (dang it, I'm gonna be scarred for life because of that Legolas-Boromir lovers comment. Just the thought of the fanfictions that could occur....):

Boromir: What is it? What do you stare at?

Legolas: (in freaky serial killer voice) Someone spit their gum over this cliff. Heh heh... gum... heh heh....

For Theoden and Merry:

Théoden: For the last time: I don't want a shoe shine!

For Aragorn and Legolas:

Legolas let out a disgusted sigh when he once again found the Ranger furiously grazing on the grass.

[Airehiriel]

Ha! I love it, Diamond18!! Great song!

Aragorn: *sniff* This reminds me of my blankie.
Legolas: Aragorn, uh, it's a piece of rope.
Aragorn: I know, just like my blankie. *sigh*

[One Axe to Rule them All]

Aragorn: A cat spit up a hairball here...

[Anything but Arwen]

Ok, sick but im bored and hungry

Aragorn: If you'll just...
Legolas: No kinky games while hunting hobbits! Sheesh, the dwarf is watching!

Ewwww.... Inspired by Cassie Claire. Blame her...

[Airehiriel]

One Axe, that was a good one!

New pic!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/MERRY/ttt_merry_18.jpg

Merry *laughing so hard, tears are rolling down his cheeks, and he's nearly wet his pants* Ohhh! Hahahah Stop please, stop!! HAHAHA I can't STAND the tickle HAHAHAHA torture! I told you!! We aren't little Orcs!!! Hahahahahah

[dragoneyes]

Treebeard: .... and so then the tree said, wait for this, what do I look like? A wooden spoon?

Merry: HAAA HAHAH AHHAAAAAAA!!

Pippin: Am I the only sane one here?

[TheBladeThatWasBroken]

"Ahhh~~The tree!! I'm melting!!!! I'm melting!!!"

[Diamond18]

Merry discovers that Ent mosh pits are slightly more dangerous that Hobbit ones. Pippin, however, is unperturbed, because he is in a "happy place".

Treebeard: "All right! 'Quickbeam and the Petrified Huorns' are the coolest rock band around, eh wot?"

Pippin: "That is an excellent name for a rock band! Though I prefer 'Saliva', that's probably just because I'm a Hobbit and a fan of anything involving mastication."

Merry: *Screams in pain and proceeds to black out*

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://content.neopets.com/guilds/c/cj_catz_rule/cj_catz_rule_0317346001045536878.jpg

I know, it already has captions, but you ppl can think of something else right?

[ April 28, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Legolas: *in freaky serial killer voice* Can I have that gum after you're finished, Aragorn? Can I, can I, huh?

Aragorn: *slightly annoyed* For the last time: No. You. Can't.

Legolas: *still in freaky voice* Because that's a really cool piece of gum, Aragorn. I think it'd look good in my collection.

Aragorn: That's real nice, Legolas. Go shoot an orc or something.

Legolas: I really want that piece of gum, Aragorn.... I really, really do....

(Don't ask me why Legolas has a chewing-gum fetish all of a sudden.)

[ April 28, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

[Airehiriel]

!!! I love it Rynoah! That cracks me up!

dragoneyes and Diamond18, too funny, I loved them both!

Welcome, TheBladeThatWasBroken, thanks for posting your funnyness! We hope you share it more in the days to come!

Now for my own scene, which probably won't be nearly as funny:
Legolas: Aragorn, you have a spider on your shoulder.

Aragorn: Dang it, Legolas, not again! You tried that one five times already.

Legolas: But I'm serious now!

Aragorn: Yeah, right, just like you were the last time, and the time before that.

Legolas: No, really, I'm serious this time! Dude, it's huge and hairy!

Aragorn: Really?

Legolas: YES!

Aragorn turns to look at his shoulder.

Legolas: HA! I can't BELIEVE you fell for it SIX TIMES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Anything but Arwen]

Legolas: Ohmigod Aragorn!Youve got mud in your hair!

Aragorn: **slowly** I'm aware of that...

Legolas: and youre not DOING anything?

Aragorn: Legolas, priorities? Ring of Power? Doom of Middle Earth? Greasy hair?


Lame, I know. Im hungry....

[ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Catherine]

Aragorn:Legolas,*sniff sniff* do u smell that?

Legolas:Yes Aragorn, *sigh**slow creepy voice* it was me.

[Arafangwen]

Great Catherine! *dies* *again* (I like doing that)

Legolas: Aragorn, would you like to borrow my shampoo?

Aragorn: I've already told you! I want to look nice for Arwen! Now leave me alone!

Legolas: I'm not so sure that's the way to go for a ladies attention Aragorn.... Unless you're going for the repulsed reaction.....

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://www.frodoandsam.net/film/gallery/images/frodo/frodo-018.jpg

Ignore this pix if tis alreay been done. Im not sure.

Frodo:Hey! How did you get my ring!!

I kno its lame

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Frodo: (thinking) *sob* "Oh no, not again! I dropped it on purpose!"

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

[The Saucepan Man]

*Boromir tries a different strategy to get the Ring*

Boromir: Watch the Ring, Frodo. Now, you're feeling sleepy ...

[Annunfuiniel]

Boromir: Now, you know what you must do, don't you Frodo?
Aragorn: Yes, that's the only way to keep the Ring safe.
Frodo: *in an anguished voice* Are you absolutely sure there's no other way? I did it once already, you remember?
Aragorn: Yes we are. Now swallow it.

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

[Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien]

And another...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/sam/fotr_sam_hollin_2.JPG Mr. Frodo, Bill just did something on Legolas' shampoo!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_17.jpg *looking down* ewww..ah well. let him clear it up.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_amonhen_2.JPG That pony just did something on my shampoo!!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_2.JPG *laughing* haha pretty boy!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_parthgalen_1.JPG don't worry about it, Elf, us dwarves are brave. I will clean up the pony's, ahem, waste. *wink wink*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_hollin_1.JPG *throws it on Legolas* bwahaha!

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

[Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien]

And another.... smilies/smile.gif (such fun!)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_weathertop_1.JPG Sssh everyone! Pippin is talking to his imaginary friend again!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_8.JPG Well, anyway Bob, I agreed to come on this crazy adventure and I will probably never come home alive!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/frodo/fotr_frodo_bree_8.JPG Don't poke fun at him Merry! How would you like it if you went insane?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_amonhen_1.JPG I never thought of it that way Frodo! *feels guilty*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_amonhen_2.JPG Whadyou all say?

[Airehiriel]

Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien, this is the thread for making comments on a picture someone posts, the scenes is put up on Crazy Scenes with pics, a different thread. But those are good.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_26.jpg

Don't worry Shadowfax, you're the only horsie for me. That other horse over there, it meant nothing. Just a quick gallop, that's it.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Gandalf: You've got a hair in your eye.

Shadowfax: (thinking) Look who's talkin', bub.

[the real nazgul]

Gandalf: Ok, so you ARE faster, smarter, stronger, and more horse-like, than me. You're even better with the ladies! But can you beat me in a staring contest? Huh? I'd LOVE to see you even try!

[Everdawn]

For the Frodo/Boromir one..

Frodo: Stop it with the short jokes already!

For the Shaddowfax one
Gandalf: I.. I.. I think its a horse..."

[gralin musicteeth]

the day Gandalf found out what really happened to the other 2 wizards.

[vanwafeniel]

For the Gandy Shadowfax one:

Gandalf: Yes my old friend...yes...I will have you for lunch...mark my words...horse meat...yes.... smilies/evil.gif

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/figwit.jpg Figwit: Look my nose flare is bigger that Legolas'

[Catherine]

Am I the only one with brown hair? Man, I wish it was blond

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Figwit thought he had his pout down pact, until someone sat in his lap mistaking him for a council chair.

[Everdawn]

Figwit: *thinking*
:: This is boring..boring, boring, boring... I know... think of a happy place.. like the beach.. the mall... say... i think ive got the exact same outfit as Elrond...

[Galadriel9]

Figwit: (thinking) MUST NOT TELL THEM LOCATION OF RING...THEY CAN TORTURE ME AS MUCH AS THEY LIKE BUT I WON'T DO IT...FOCUS MIND, FOCUS MIND, KEEP LIPS SHUT, FOCUS MIND...COME ON FIGGY, YOU CAN DO THIS...CONCENTRATE ON LOOKING DEFIANT, YET CALM...

[Arafangwen]

"Am I the only one who smells that?" thinks to self "Must have been Aragorn."

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/a.jpg smilies/rolleyes.gif

[dragoneyes]

*Arwen runs past them half-naked*

I think they're pretty speechless.

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Aragorn: Legolas? Did I just see Gimli wearing a tutu dancing around singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"?

Legolas: (apathetically) Mm, yeah. Forgot to give him his injections today.

... right, that was crap. Let's try the old classic...:

"Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?"

Edit: I missed an "S"?! GAH!

[ May 06, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

[Airehiriel]

No, not crap Rynoah, I liked the first one!

Okay, my turn.

Watching the horse trainer:

You hold the reins in your hand like this, and than you mount your horse like this.

Aragorn: Ohh, that's how you do it.

Legolas: I've been doing it wrong for 2,000 years!

Okay, I know next to nothing about horse riding, and all it entails...oh well.

[vanwafeniel]

For the last one posted, leggylam and aragorn:

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see??
Legolas: I don't bloody know! Take a look for yourself you lazy twat!Your only using me for my eyes!!
Aragorn: Woah,that time of the month or what??!
Legolas: Im delicate and in pain...i want to be alone!
*Legolas pouts like angelina jolie with botox injections*
Aragorn: Yesma'am, i mean sir...

I know, i know, don't say it. its crap and a bit like evry other caption with legolas in it. smilies/frown.gif

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

*The white horse behind Legolas thinks to himself " If I pushed the elf over, would he cry like a little baby? Hmm! I must see what happens!"

Random thought people, random thought.

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/056_orophinlorienbowman.jpg smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Catherine]

maybe if I make my face look like this I can get it right where I want it!

[Gorwingel]

When am I supposed to shoot?
Should I hit the short one first?

[Anything but Arwen]

Legolas!! GIVE ME MY SOAP BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Ok, I'm sorry, but Im gonna go all the way back to the first pic on this page, and, yes, the first one is a rip off of Homer Simpson, on the episode where he collects grease.

Legolas: My god you're greasy!

OR

Legolas(whispering): He is sooo hot....
Aragorn: What was that legolas?
Legolas: Uh,um...Nothing...

smilies/rolleyes.gif Don't ask, Im a twisted soul....

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Some elves go all-out to win the "Poutiest Elf" contest. Some even resort to violence....

"SEE MY POUT?! SEE?! I AM THE POUTIEST ELF!"

[Arafangwen]

"Oh my gosh! Who colored my bow with zebra stripes!?!"

I know.... It's bad....

[Galadriel9]

And...modelling the latest in elven fashion bows....The Fluffy Tiger-striped bow... those elven girls will be falling at your feet...uh..not literally smilies/smile.gif

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/010_calaglinelfoflorien.jpg smilies/eek.gif

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Note: The nostril is flarring...

[Thorin Oakenshield]

who is Liv, and why is She evil?

[ May 08, 2003: Message edited by: Thorin Oakenshield ]

[ElenCala Isil]

Ok..this is lame but... oh well smilies/rolleyes.gif

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerry_shire_1.JPG Merry: Think we should tell him?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_bree_5.JPG So..you doing anything this Friday? Pick ya up at 7 *wink* *wink*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_eowyncostume_1.jpg *crickets chirping*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodosam_3.JPG What a doofus!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_12.JPG Pleeeeeeease?

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_eowyncostume_1.jpg *more crickets chirp*

[Thorin Oakenshield]

LOLLOLOLOLO!!! VERY FUNNY .. not lame smilies/smile.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/smile.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

Liv Tyler is Arwen.. and she's evil because she usurped glorfindel in the movie...

and has an affection for ties... smilies/rolleyes.gif
http://www.elijahfan.com/images/InJapan/WithLiv4.jpg

[Thorin Oakenshield]

o ok so its a she,, that makes A DIFFERENCE

[Thorin Oakenshield]

can somone raise my rating please?

[ElenCala Isil]

Ok..it might have been done b4 but oh well! smilies/evil.gif
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_hollin_2.JPG Boromir... I need to talk to you about your Disco skills

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_lorien_2.JPG *thinks to self* heeheehee I knew it, I win! *says aloud* Don't worry, Gandalf, we all know you are the Breakdancing King this side of Middle-Earth!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_isenguard_8.JPG *flash back* Yes, I was pretty good. but I have come to tell you that your disco skills are too advanced for your own good! They will bring ruin to you!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_hollin_1.JPG Oh Gandalf, 'tis folly to say such a thing! I dance at you!! Prove you wrong, I shall!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/othercharacters/fotr_rosie_shire_3.jpg *squeals* Boromir! DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

*at this moment, Rosie rushes to Boromir, knocking him over. Crys of help can be heard from Boromir!*

Boromir: *with rosie clawing at him* GANDALF!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/gandalf/fotr_gandalf_isenguard_9.JPG No one can save you now, Boromir of Gondor!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/boromir/fotr_boromir_anduin_2.JPG *thinks to self b4 passing out*Crud! Why do these things always happen to me?!?!*passes out in boat*

[ElenCala Isil]

ok..ok to stay on topic... add a caption to this! smilies/evil.gif

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_bree_1.jpg

Anyone??

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Frodo: Lookie! Chocolate!

Pippin (or whoever that is behind him): I'm allergic! *sobsob*

~Menelien

[ElenCala Isil]

hmm yes I do think it's pippin.. hehe

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Another one...

Frodo: Wow, Pip, look at that!

Pippin *doesn't notice Frodo*: I'm singing in the rain! Ooh, yayaya, raindrops!

Frodo: Merry, Sam, get some medical help please.

~Menelien

[ElenCala Isil]

lol! good one

[Catherine]

Frodo:What is that?

Merry:Its...ITs...Gandalf....dancing in his underwear!

Pippin:AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Oddwen]

Pippin: Look! I can catch a snowflake on my tongue!

Frodo: It's not snowing, Pippin! It's raining!

Pippin: Ohhhhh.....

Or...

Pippin: Who wants to bet I can catch a snowflake in my mouth?

Frodo: Twelve to one you can't!

Pip: YOU'RE ON!

Merry: *whispers* What a dolt...

[The Saucepan Man]

Pippin: Heeelp meeee! I'm meeelting (again)!

"SEE MY POUT?! SEE?! I AM THE POUTIEST ELF!"

Is it just me, or did that Elf on the previous page just get voted out on I'm a celebrity, get me out of here?

[legolas luver*1]

This is really Legolas Luver*1's sister, Lily B.
For "Tie Fondlers" pic
Liv: DIE ELIJAH! DIE! DIE!
Orlando: Liv, what're you doing?!
Liv: *tosses Elijah out of sight* Uhhh... Nothing!

Well that came out of NOWHERE....!

[ElenCala Isil]

well that's very interesting.. but as I've said.. she's a tie-fondler smilies/tongue.gif lol
smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

For the Frodo and Co. in the rain picture:

Frodo: "Did you hear that? That scream! It can only be the Black Riders!"

Merry: "No, Frodo, you're just standing on Pippin's toe."

[Alatariel Telemnar]

For the tie fondling picture:
Liv: Ooooo, its a tie *starts to fondle tie*
Elijah: You stupid camera person! Why arn't you doing anything??? Can't you clearly see Liv is fondling my tie AGAIN??? *gag, choke, gag* smilies/evil.gif

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/pdvd068.jpg What is he looking at?

[ElenCala Isil]

What is he looking at?

I'm betting he's looking at the peep taking the picture... and trying not to look at Liv, because everyone knows looking at Liv will turn one into stone.. oh wait that's a gorgon.. Same difference! smilies/evil.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

ohhh stupid pic didn't load... lol well now that it did load! maybe he's looking at what bill did to his shampoo...

[Alatariel Telemnar]

ohhh stupid pic didn't load... lol well now that it did load! maybe he's looking at what bill did to his shampoo...

Funny, I was thinking that, too. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Gimli! Wake up!

lol you guys are hilarious! smilies/smile.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

Funny, I was thinking that, too. smilies/biggrin.gif

AHH stop reading my mind! lol just kidding smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Alatariel Telemnar]

AHH stop reading my mind! lol just kidding


I can read your mind.... smilies/evil.gif and I know that there is currently a little hobbit named Frodo saving millions of pictures of himself into your computer, right at this very moment..... smilies/evil.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_shire_5.JPG

hmm... smilies/rolleyes.gif

Pippin! You've been eating beans again haven't you?!?!?!?!?!?! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Does that picture remind anyone else of Flubber?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

For the Legolas one: I didn't know you could make ent-drught work backwards, Aragorn...

~Menelien

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/comingsoon_aragornandriders.jpg Horse: Man! Whoah! You stink! and ppl say horses smell... HA! I bet they havent caught a wiff of this guy! *cough, cough* How can Arwen like him?? (no offense to any Aragorn fans or Aragorn himself) smilies/tongue.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

horse:Pardon me, Elessar.. but I must..must.. AHH-CHOOOOOOOO!

Aragorn:*sarcastic tone* horse snot.. gotta love it

[ElenCala Isil]

I can read your mind.... and I know that there is currently a little hobbit named Frodo saving millions of pictures of himself into your computer, right at this very moment.....

hmm.. yes I am fully aware of that, and I've decided to capture Frodo, and take him as a pet... smilies/evil.gif just kidding!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Whoa, whoa, let's try to keep it to at least one picture a day, hmm? smilies/eek.gif

Alright, for the Legolas one:

"Awww, someone abandoned this infant piece of gum where someone could... ohhhh, I just killed it! I'm going to... to... *sniffle, tear*"

For Aragorn:

"Hey... that guy has a better horse than me. That's not fair. Who's the future king here?!"

[Airehiriel]

Yes, I agree with Rynoah. You should only post a new picture after the previous picture has receiverd at LEAST 4 posts, or a day or two has passed.

Aragorn: Does this pose make me look manly?

[Sapphire_Flame]

Nice, Airehiriel. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Maegaladiel]

For the Legolas pic:

Legolas discovers too late that the oliphaunts had indeed come this way.

[Maegaladiel]

For the Merry pic:

Merry tries to set his VCR.

OR

Merry discovers WHY you're not supposed to microwave eggs.

[Maegaladiel]

For the Aragorn Pic:

ARAGORN- Oooh dear. Boromir and Gandalf are having disco competitions again.

[Alatariel Telemnar]

hmm.. yes I am fully aware of that, and I've decided to capture Frodo, and take him as a pet... just kidding!

Without me you probably wouldnt have known of him, I'm the one that found out he was saving pix of himself into your computer that day... who knew hobbits knew how to hack onto other peoples comptures? smilies/tongue.gif

[Arafangwen]

For the Legolas one: "Aragorn! Why are you petting the snail?!"(I know, it's bad)

For the Merry one: Pippin: "The washer just wasn't enough for you was it. Oh no, you had to go and fix the dryer too!"

For the Aragorn one: thinks to himself: "Why dosn't Gandalf have to use a saddle and I do?"

[ElenCala Isil]

ok.. if you say so Alatariel, if you say so smilies/rolleyes.gif lol

for the merry pic:
oh, so that's what they mean by nukes!

[ May 13, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

[The Saucepan Man]

For the Merry picture:

Merry: Wow! *hic* That Harbottle Old Peculiar certainly packs a punch.

[Airehiriel]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/thefellowship/ttt_aragornarwen_2.JPG

Arwen: *thinks* Dang! He's been eating onions again! I guess I shouldn't tell him his breath smells bad again. He didn't like it much last time.

Aragorn: *thinks* Wow, those onion burgers were great!

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: OK, who put the superglue on my forehead?
Pippin: (offscreen) *snicker*
Arwen: (mutters) Fool of a Took!

[SilverEmbers]

Arwen(slowyl) Um aragorn? I think you have something on your nose.
Aragorn-What?
Arwen-Hold reeeaaly still...it might be a bug or something
Aragorn-Get it off, get it off!

Ok, that was lame, i know....^.^'

[Yavanna228]

Arwen: 'My word, he wasn't kidding when he said he hadn't washed his hair in two months!'
Peace

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/captured035.jpg

[Arafangwen]

Arwen: Aragorn, you know that to comunicate with your mind you don't have to be, um, touching foreheads right?

Lame, I know, I'm sick, give me a break.

[Arafangwen]

Eowyn: Someone seriously needs to brush their teeth! Gross!

[ElenCala Isil]

Eowyn:Hey! That's not Aragorn!

ok.. that made hardly any sense,cents, nor scents.. smilies/tongue.gif

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Eowyn: "Must... concentrate...on..wall....
Random Person: "Eowyn, what are you doing?"
Eowyn: "Trying to stare at the wall.."
RP: "Why?"
E: "If I do I'll be mysterious... and Aragorn will want me more! You know, people than Arwen the incredibly bulimic elf can look sexy and mysterious! I can too.. (This continues on for hours)
RP: *Thinks to self* Oh Eru not this again!
smilies/evil.gif

[Yavanna228]

Eowyn: 'Must...kill...Muffin...of Doom!'
Peace

[Airehiriel]

Eowyn, a little delusional from killing someone already, speaks to the wall: What did you say to me?! What did you just call me? I have a sword, and I will cut off your head! Don't ever speak to me so again! I already have blood on my hands, don't think I won't hesitate to add your blood to them!

Random Person walks by: Alrighty then.

[ May 15, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Éowyn: HOLY CRAP! The giant mushrooms are attacking!

[Niluial]

*muuuhahahahehe* You guys make my sides hurt... its distressing that I cant really be funny on purpose, I have never had that gift! It’s always when I do something stupid and embarrassing people find me funny! All these Crazy Captions prove that cleaver readers (who know the right books to read smilies/wink.gif), are not boring but really humorous to...

[SilverEmbers]

Eowyn-Eeew eew eeew, thats gross looking! I knew it wasnt a good idea to hide from the nazgul in the outhouse!
*reads over post and winces* my patheticosity scares even me....

[Elennar Starfire]

AAAAA! Its going to eat meeee! heeeelp!

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/aragorn111111.jpg

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn develops a nasty case of 'orc shoulder' and resorts to self-amputation.

[ElenCala Isil]

Aragorn *to himself* come on Elessar, stay calm.. just take the sword, and push the orcs off.. you're a king you ninny, they can't hurt you! Try not to cry.. just look the other way!

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Knowing that Saruman had mixed his Uruk-Hai warriors with Gorgons, Aragorn took extra precautions when going around corners in Helm's Deep and made sure to use his sword as a mirror.

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Can someone tell me how to post a picture? When I right click, paste is not an option, unless im pasting words. Help?!
~nat~

[Anything but Arwen]

Arwen, use the image thingy at the bottom of the text box, like the quote thing.
Right. That wasnt helpful at all, was it?

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

You have to have the URL of the picture. To do this (if you're a Windows user), right-click on the picture and select "Properties" from the drop-down menu. Copy the URL, then go to the post composition page.

Make the tag [ IMG] (without the space between the bracket and "IMG") and paste the URL. Close the tag with [ /IMG] (again without the space). Then post it! smilies/biggrin.gif

[maikafanawen]

Aragorn and Arwen shot

Rivendell Bully #1: Eh! Come on ye prat!

Arwen: *very tersely* Just ignore them.

Rivendell Bully #2: Yah Aragorn! Come on! And bring your dishy bird with ye! Hey slapper!

Arwen: Take a deep breath. You’re better than they are. That’s right ... deep breaths ... good.


Eowyn shot

Eowyn: Oh—my—god—


Last but not least- Aragorn shot

Aragorn: Where are they?

Screen director #2: *whispers* They’re right by your arm

Aragorn: Are you mad? They can’t *sees miniature orcs* —uh, PJ?

PJ: CUT!!! Alright, Szalinski!! Somebody get me Szali— *sees him* --Wayne! What have you done with the orcs?! Get your machine out here and fix them please. Sorry about that Aragorn...


-Maikafanawen

[ May 16, 2003: Message edited by: maikafanawen ]

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/semgal%20and%20deagol%202.jpg
Smeagol and Deagol

[Gorwingel]

Smeagol: Wait, I see somthing written on it, right there...
I think it is in some foreign language...
Deagol: Maybe that is where it came from, is it in some form of elvish
Smeagol: If I understand right, I think it says "CHINA"
Deagol: I've never heard of that

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

Deagol: Hey, wow! Check this out!

Smeagol: (thinking) There's a bug on his head.

Deagol: It's so... so precious! I wonder where it came from?

Smeagol: (thinking) That sure is a big bug....

Deagol: And it's so shiny! Pretty!

Smeagol: (thinking still!) Maybe if I just reached up and swatted it....

[Anything but Arwen]

Smeagol: Dude!! Thats my Ring!

[maikafanawen]

For the Merry one:

*After incorrectly pronouncing Green Dragon--which sounded much more like Queen Drag Inn--while using Floo powder, Merry finds himself in a not-so-nice part of Middle Earth. He looks above him to see a sign that reads 'Drag Queen Inn'. He then gives the appropriate reaction...*

Merry: Haldir? GANDALF? CELEBORN?? What tha--AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

-Maikafanawen

[Thorin Oakenshield]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/captions_s4_11_Shieldmaiden.jpg hahahaha

[Balin999]

Hey people, I got a question.
I've been reading through those two threads and I noticed there are so many posts where there is a comment to a picture, and then following a "I know it's lame" or "forgive me, I'm not good at this" or "ok, it's late today". I remember that I did that myself once, but thinking of it, I wonder why you post anyway, if you think that your comment sucks?
If you like it, post it, if not, think of another, and then post that one instead of confessing that it sucks anyway.

It's just a suggestion, I don't want to make anyone angry.

[The Saucepan Man]

If you like it, post it, if not, think of another, and then post that one instead of confessing that it sucks anyway.

smilies/biggrin.gif Can't fault your logic there, Balin.

[Airehiriel]

Aragorn picture:

Aragorn strikes his most heroic pose for the box of the new cereal Tiny Orc Puffs. Each box packs a tiny punch! Buy Tiny Orc Puffs today!

Smeagol and Deagol picture:

Deagol: Ooooohh, it's so pretty.

Smeagol: (secretly schemeing to get his hands on it) Oh, it's not that great, I has one just likes it at my place.

Deagol: So, I bet it's not as shiny as this one!
Smeagol: Oh, yessss, it's even more shiny in fact. I'll let you have my purty shiny one if you lets me have this dull, stupid one.

Deagol: Hmmmmmm...

Legolas picture:

Legolas' life long ambition has finally been realized after 3000 years. Enough of this manly tramping around the wild, getting dirty and smelly! Legolas was joining the ballet!

[ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

[Hirilaelin]

When Legolas came out as a cross-dresser, he did it in his own unique way.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Has anyone actually thought that there are Legolas fans out there, and some are deeply offended by him in a pink tutu?
(Very funny though!)

[Balin999]

Can't fault your logic there, Balin.
Well, all I wanted to say was that such people are stealing the precious time of themselves and the readers of their posts smilies/biggrin.gif

Has anyone actually thought that there are Legolas fans out there, and some are deeply offended by him in a pink tutu?
If something (be it book, movie, band,....) has a great success, it also has many fans, for example our beloved (werch) Orli. But there are also many people who dislike such successful people, that's why they start making fun of them.
If it wasn't that Orli-tutu, I'd say that the fans are mature enough to laugh about it and then forget it, but since there are so many *Orliiiiiiii* fans (you know what I mean), I doubt that they will forget about it and that there will be serious protests sooner or later. *sigh*
Personally, I think the picture is great hehehe.

[Catherine]

I love orli and I am not offened by it, its your opinion and its actually funny. U know U always have to laugh at the things or people u like otherwise its not fun.

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

After an unsucessful flirting experience with Gimli, Legolas decided to try it another way smilies/wink.gif

I hate slash, really, that just came into my head out of nowhere. smilies/rolleyes.gif

~Menelien

[ May 19, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

And... this photo was on Ninecompanions with the caption of "No, but your head does." smilies/rolleyes.gif

~Menelien

[Thorin Oakenshield]

yes i agree with Catherine. Its not that I hate legolas, its just that its not an everyday thing that you see him in a tu-tu.... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Airehiriel]

Alright, my loves. New picture!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/bilbo/fotr_bilbo_rivendell_1.jpg

Bilbo: Dear Diary,
Today I ate a muffin. I love that muffin. It was tasty and wonderful. I wish a could have a muffin all the time. Aragorn says muffins are for sissies. I will kill him.

[Arafangwen]

Bilbo: What's wrong with me?! Why can't I read?!

Nearby stranger: I wounder if I should tell him his eyes are closed, nah!

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Bilbo: hmmmm toxic tacos...... sounds good, but what are they:
1. rubber
2. Gasoline
3. Tar
Sounds great smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Where did this picture come from???
Who took this??

[Yavanna228]

Bilbo: 'Oh, the Fifth Symphony!'
*duh duh duh DUH duh duh duh DUH*

(Sorry, in this picture, Bilbo just reminds me of Beethoven smilies/rolleyes.gif )

[Alatariel Telemnar]

The next day...

Dear Diary, Today I had another tasty muffin. This one had chocolate chips in it. I wish I had another muffin just like that one. I love muffins. Muffins are good... smilies/biggrin.gif


smilies/evil.gif

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

[ElenCala Isil]

Ohh, what's this, Frodo added to the book already? Let's see what it says!
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Uncle, you're old,
have another muffin!"

Hmm, not sure whether this is an insult or not.. well in any case, I think I will have another muffin. *grabs muffin*

[Catherine]

Hum...I think I have developed a twitch.

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/001.jpg

[Arafangwen]

Gandalf: Hey Elrond! I bet I can smile better than you can! Cheese!

[Airehiriel]

Gandalf thinks to self: Wow, I do cut quite a dashing figure, don't I?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Gandalf: Maybe smiling at that orc with the axe and ignoring the searing the pain in my cut up legs will wo- *chop*

~Menelien

[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Elennar Starfire]

"Frodo, you take that ring off right now!!!"

[Holbytlass]

Good Eru, Bilbo, put that d*mn muffin down!!

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

Bilbo Pic: "Frodo's.... diary... too... boring... can't... stay... awa-*head drops onto chest and a long string of drool leaks out*.

Gandalf Pic: The REAL reason Helm's Deep was one was Gandalf's scary snarl! Graarrr!

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel the Nightingale ]

[Meela]

Gandalf: I wonder if Legolas will notice I've copied his hairstyle...

[Maegaladiel]

GANDALF- Come ON, already! Take the picture!
RANDOM ELF- Just a minute. I'm adjusting for light. Oop, hold on... Maybe I should get this one on an angle....
GANDALF-*through clenched teeth* Take...the #%*&^%$... picture!!!!!

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/elrondarwenhold.jpg
smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Elrond: Thank you for this lovely home. The scrumpsious muffins. The...... Amen!

Arwen: Amen to Eru!

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Alatariel Telemnar ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Arwen: *does Elrond's nails* So, what color what you like them today, daddy?

~Menelien

[Alatariel Telemnar]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/0101.jpg

Im sorry, but I couldn't resist. Minas Tirith.....

[Rynoah, the Overly-Happy]

... I won't even say what I first thought of the Arwen-Elrond one. smilies/biggrin.gif

For the latest:

"The citizens of Minas Tirith were thrown into panic today when Sauron unleashed his new attack on them all: giant hairy legs. More news at elve--er... elEven."

[The Saucepan Man]

The seige of Minas Tirith takes an unexpected turn ...

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

The truth about Minas Tirith... the city of the Midgets' Guard.

~Menelien