Crazy Captions

[luthien-elvenprincess]

A moving rendition of Billy Joel's "Just the Way You Are" sung by a father & son duet team took first place at the recently held Middle Earth talent show. Tears were seen in every eye as Lurtz provided harmony for his son's budding melodic talents.

(...don't go changing to try and please me...I love you just the way you are...)

[The Saucepan Man]

Lurtz discovers the hard way that burping a child after he has finished his milk often produces unpleasant results ...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*This child was devastated that photo opportunities with Galadriel were not available.*

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Lurtz and Small Child: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Peter Jackson (off screen): Ok, right, good. Now once more for luck.

* For my fellow EE DVD extra materials addicts.

[The Only Real Estel]

Unfortunatley for poor Johnny, Santa was out to lunch; leaving his assistant to take care of meeting all the little children.

[Oddwen]

"Do you know how Orcs came into being? They were Santa's Elves once. Hired by the dark Department Stores, forced to deal with screaming kids all day long. And now...on a rampage."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This may be in bad taste...

Lurtz new job;

Lurtz: Price check isle one!

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_39.jpg

Legolas- "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose

[Boromir88]

Legolas pic:

What is not shown in the caption is Legolas is actually aiming at Gimli, as Gimli's back is turned, and Legolas mutters.
Stupid dwarf, only giving me one for that Mumakil but whoopin

[Oddwen]

Esgallhugwen...I love what you did to your avatar. It's ssssmokin'! :smokin:

Leggy: *sniff sniff* Ah, it's a good thing that I used my shampoo on my arrows as well as my hair.

[Boromir88]

Leggy: *sniff sniff* Ah, it's a good thing that I used my shampoo on my arrows as well as my hair.
No doubt the strawberry shampoo, right? :D

[Esgallhugwen]

Legolas: "Aaaaccchhhhoooo" Darn this feather tickling my nose *arrow is accidently loosed upon Gimli*
Gimli: "yowch!" rubs his rear, "accursed Elf why I aughta-"
Aragorn: "Hey guys lets not fight we have more important matters to attend to here"
Gimli: "Quiet you! Dragging us off to Eru knows where!"

[The Saucepan Man]

Legolas demonstrates the Elvish manner of taking snuff.

[Saraphim]

Legolas had to borrow some arrows from the Gondorian Archers, and they simply did not have the lemony-fresh scent he was used to.

[Meela]

As Legolas knows, when you're out of Kleenex you make the best of what you have.

[Lalwendë]

When Legolas went to dental school he was always keen to try out the alternative root canal surgery techniques on himself.

[SamwiseGamgee]

I am Legolas, owner of the greatest moustache in Middle-Earth!

[The Elf-warrior]

Good thing Aragorn got everyone to simmer down because Legolas was about to seriously gash his nose.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas began to grow angry as he tried to remove his new arrow shaped lip piercing.

[Nimrodel_9]

Legolas tries out his new, scented arrows.

[Fingolfin II]

Legolas: I am too the prettiest!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Legalos thinks to himself,
"I hope this battle lets up soon...I just gotta get back into my regular skin care regimen...this dry nasal skin is startin' to really annoy me...here I am in the middle of saving MiddleEarth and all, and I only got time to give the ole itchy kazoo a quick scratch with my arrow feathers between bringing down these malignant, shag-eared orcs!"

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Legolas: I'm going to shoot this arrow!

(Captain Obvious strikes again. . .and a pose.)

[elronds_daughter]

Legolas: Watch out, everybody! If I sneeze (and I think I'm going to) this arrow is gonna fly with no clear direction. So watch out!!

[Maeggaladiel]

Legolas prepares the deadliest weapon in his arsenal, the infamous "snot rocket."

OR

Although the eldest, wisest and fairest of all beings, elves had yet to learn the value of pocket handkerchiefs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

For all ye Rotk EE commentary watchers;

Pippin said, "I love Minas Tirith" One too many times

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandy pic:

Why you should never anger mimes:

Gandalf runs into an invisible wall.

~*~

Arwen pic:

Arwen: Do any of these books have a spell for ungluing a book?

~*~

Frodo and Pippin pic:

Merry and Pippin threaten Frodo.

Pippin: Give us the Ring or Merry'll let you have it?

Frodo: Ah! Not a corn stalk!

~*~

Lurtz pic:

Kid: No! You're not my daddy!

Lurtz: Yes, I am!

~*~

Legolas pic:

LotR ending #270

Legolas accidentally releases the arrow, killing Éomer. The rest is bloody.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Legolas was notoriously defensive of the virtues of cheese & onion flavour crisps, and became furious when met with Eomer's ridicule.*

[Mithalwen]

Legolas had been referred to as "The pointy-eared bow-twanger" once too often (and a sip of miruvor to anyone who gets that reference :D)

[High King Fingolfin]

Legolas: Okay, that's enough! Herbal Essence is way better than Suave!

[Gil-Galad]

Legolas is doing what he was paid for, Shoot stuff and look pretty doing it

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_moria_13.JPG


Pip gets knocked down by rush of hobbit children trying to get to Santa first.

Merry Christmas/posting to all, and to all a Pippin night!!! :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The result of Pippin saying, "I love Minas Tirith" too many times. :D

[Saraphim]

Pippin resolved that mosh-pits were not a good idea.

[Meela]

After being stepped on one too many times, Pippin resolves to buy Treebeard some contact lenses for Christmas.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Playing dead doesn't work on trolls from Gorgoroth!

[Elennar Starfire]

At last, the drinking game ends.

[Maeggaladiel]

Five seconds too late, Pippin remembers that you have to OPEN the door before running headfirst into a room.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Pippen was 'floored' after unexpectedly walking in on Denethor practicing his disco-moves in throne room of Gondor.
(where do you think Boromir got his groove? ;) )

[Oddwen]

The body of Peregrin Took lay long in Gondor as his soul pondered the whereabouts of the "far green shore under a swift sunrise" that Gandalf had talked so long about.

[Fingolfin II]

Pippin: Maybe I should try courting Diamond when I'm sober....

[Oddwen]

Leggy: Look, everyone! Pippin is lying on the ground!

[Boromir88]

Pippin pic: Frodo was tired of hearing Pippin talk about the weed in the previous caption.

[THE Ka]

Pippin soon learns that experimental intentions with an oven and mushrooms are not his calling...

P: Whoa! Fall out!


Don't know why but, pippin in that position reminds me of atomic bomb... :rolleyes:


Until next time,

~Another ka~

[Oddwen]

As Pippin lay stunned, a thought crossed his mind. Fortunately his mind was not damaged and he was able to continue on his simple way.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/th00b.jpg
"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevhah today."

[Elennar Starfire]

That's hilarious, Oddy!

Ow! I bit my tongue!

[Nimrodel_9]

Frodo opened the refridgerator door and screamed in horror. The leftovers had been leftover for toooo long. (Like a hobbit would really have leftovers. ;) )

[Boromir88]

Oddwen, that is such a hilarious movie :D .

MoS: Do you want to hear a joke? What do I say when the Eye of Sauron sees the bladder of Sauron? ICUP!

[Maeggaladiel]

Oddly enough, the Mouth of Sauron Dental Office closed soon after opening.

[Lyta_Underhill]

The Mouth of Sauron smiled painfully as he contemplated sueing his plastic surgeon... :D

Cheers!
Lyta

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Mouth of Sauron: Where the heck are my eyes supposed to be?

:D

[Evisse the Blue]

@Pippin pic: "Tripped? Me? No, I was just taking a nap here, in the middle of the battle..."

@MoS pic: *singing* 'Rock is deader than dead/Shock is all in your head..." (Mouth of Sauron reminds me very much of Marylin Manson. :eek: )

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Despite his wide smile, he had some troubles to find a date for senior prom.

[Mithalwen]

Pippin discovered that Glorfindel's special Mirovor punch had quite a kick....

[Lalwendë]

Pippin suffered the fate of Isadora Duncan after his new Doctor Who scarf became entangled in the wheels of Gandalf's cart.

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodomerrypippin_bree_1.JPG


Pippin: Ah! I`m melting! Save me! Ah! Noooooooo!!!
Merry: Pip! It`s just rain.
Frodo: Phew! For a second there I really thought we were going to melt!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin kind of over reacted as Frodo whispered; "We won't have time for supper".

P.s. Happy 400th post for me!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Happy 400th indeed, Hookbill :)

Every time the weather was even a bit moist, Pippin felt his inner baritone taking over: "I'm singing in the raaiiiin..."

[Esgallhugwen]

"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is wot bwings us togevhah today."

Oddwen, you...are...a.....complete.....geniussssss :D

And to continue such endeavours.....

Mouth of Sauron: Inconcievable!!

or

MOS: Where did the Ears of Sauron go I can't hear a thing.

[Meela]

MOS: Good evening Sir, may I take your coat?

~~~~~~

Frodo, Merry and Pippin don't agree with the Mouth of Sauron becoming Bree's new gatekeeper.

[The Elf-warrior]

MoS pic: "No, Mouth of Sauron, you can't be the Great Eye's press secretary. You're too ugly. But you have a great face for radio so you can be one of the announcers on the Voice of Mordor. In fact, we'll give you your own program, The Mouth of Sauron Speaks!" Three Hobbit's pic: Pippin screams after Frodo tells him it's going to be three hours fast walking before they will reach The Prancing Pony.

[Boromir88]

The Hobbits: While Frodo and Merry are awe struck/frightened, Pippin tries to do his best impression of Gothmog. "Feaahhh theh hobbits are rank with it ahahaha."

[THE Ka]

MOS: (in a wisper) you know, i never really wanted this job, i mean look! i don't even get dental! (really badly put-together dentures fall apart...)

HIR(hobbits in rain) Pip: I'm high on a feeling!




~Just...Ka~

[elronds_daughter]

Hmm, Ka, you gave me an inspiration!

MoS: I never wanted to do this anyway. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!


um, yes. <glances around and sees several questioning stares and many knowing ones> Monty Python rules!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

http://www.metachimp.com/media/arwen.jpg

Aragorn promised never to leave the toilet seat up again...

[THE Ka]

Arwen always knew which way to attack to better let her face catch the light...

A: Always have to look my best!

(Secretly, Legolas hides near by): Hey! Wait a minute! THAY'S MY LINE!


~ka

[elronds_daughter]

Arwen: Hey! Do I look like just some priss with a sword?
Random person: Um.... yes?

[Esgallhugwen]

Arwen: This is a Limited Edition Hobbit Collectors Doll is any one touches it, its their head I'll be collecting next!

[The Elf-warrior]

Arwen realized they were not all accounted for, the nine ringwraiths. She figured it was time to make a rapid strategic advance to the rear. In other words, run! Or gallop to be precise.

[Elennar Starfire]

Arwen: Stupid sword cut me!

[Oddwen]

Oddwen, you...are...a.....complete.....geniussssss ubb/biggrin.gif
Wah, thank ye, Esgal, ah'm verreh flay-ttered.

Pippin tries to do his best impression of Gothmog. "Feaahhh theh hobbits are rank with it ahahaha." Nay, b88 is the geniusssssss.


(THE Ka)
Pip: I'm high on a feeling!
MoS: That you're in love with meee! What?

And last but not least, AN ACTUAL CAPTION!

Arwen: Alright you punk Ulari, don't come any closer or I'll decapitate this hobbit!
Nazgûl: CHAAAAAARGE!

[Nimrodel_9]

MoS: I never wanted to do this anyway. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!
Ah! The return of the lumberjack!

Arwne pic
Frodo: Ahh! She`s sitting on me! Ahhhhhhh...

[Oddwen]

MoS: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Arwen: "That scar makes me look....dare I say it....even better!"

*Arwen's first taste of battle, and she loves it. She made Aragorn take this photo as a memento."

[Boromir88]

Nay, b88 is the geniusssssss.
Compared to what? :p :rolleyes:

Phooey, my comp isn't processing the caption right, I can't see it.

By the way, Eomer, last night I had a funky dream about Elrond and Arwen, Elrond was like sucking her blood. I tell you someone has a dream manipulater!

[Meela]

Arwen: Oi, that's my hobbit! Go find your own.

[Lalwendë]

It was unfortunate that on the day Frodo made an appointment with the Rivendell hairdressing salon, senior stylist Arwen was struck by a really bad case of PMT.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Leave the Halfling alone you devils, or I shall be forced to use this....this....this bit of wood? I knew I'd forgotten something...."

*Ringwraiths proceed to destroy Arwen and Frodo*

[Mithalwen]

"*&$%%£$%$", thought Arwen, "Not only is it impossible to get a seat this time in the morning but but I have to hold up this feeble hobbit... next time I'll nick Glorfindel's horse..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Arwen: Everyone stay back! Frodo is up to level 29 on Tetris! He may get the High score!

[Nimrodel_9]

Arwen: Ifyouwanthimcomeandclaimhim. Blah blah blah. Hey Fro, do I look better holding the sword like this? Or like this?

[luthien-elvenprincess]

A determined Arwen: (buzz, buzz) Come on you, pesky little fly...(buzz, buzz)come on, just fly a little bit closer... and you won't be having the guts to pester me anymore! Come on now...(buzz, buzz)

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/merry/ttt_merry_8.jpg

Uh oh Frodo! I think Pip`s finally lost it!

Happy New Year everyone!
Nim :D

[Morsul the Dark]

Merry; Gandy has ghone a little overboard with new years celebration thats his 37th pint!

Happy new Year!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry regretted arraigning Ent wrestling.

A Merry (And Pippin) New Year to you all!

[Gil-Galad]

Merry thought he seen it all, ents, urk hai, but this was a first....Gimli shaving


have a happy New Years to all, and a jolly Hogmanay to all my fellow Scotch men!

[Boromir88]

Merry picture- Theoden was only Gandalf's first victim of random deroberization. :eek:

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Arwen (speaking to Eowyn, off screen): Go on Blondie, tell Aragorn you love him one more time. . .


Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!

[Boromir88]

Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!
Haha, Fordhim, I can't wait til the new episode this week. ;)

[Elennar Starfire]

Merry: GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT MASCARA!!! *runs away*

[Lhunardawen]

Looks like Treebeard's not the only one who thinks hobbits are little orcs...

[Fingolfin II]

Arwen pic:

Arwen puts herself forward as the new Statue of Liberty.

[THE Ka]

Pippin pic:

* On one odd night of the fellowship, pippin decided to 'cheer up' everyone with a personal favorite, of course under the influence of a mysterious leaf...

"Gandalf, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Boromir, Boromir was a bugger for the bottle,
Legolas was fond of his dram,
And Elrond was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Gandalf: Ahem!

~A mysterious ka~

Whoever can guess where this song sample came from gets a chocolate! Hint: Monty Python...

[Gurthang]

Merry picture:

Suddenly Merry realized that he'd forgotten to put his pants on this morning. :eek:

[Esgallhugwen]

Ok wait I have one for the Mouth of Sauron pic (yes I know its a awhile back)

The Mouth of Sauron: None shall pass!
Aragorn: What!
Mouth: I move for no man!

(I love Monty Python)

Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!
(I love that show, *mutters* not as much as Monty Python though)

Merry Pic
It would soon become painfully clear that Fangorn Forest isn't the best place for a Hobbit when the Ents decided to play a long standing tradition; namely, "Hobbit Ball"

[THE Ka]

Merry pic: *Thinking then spotting a rare site.... " Whoa! Gandalf has ears?!"


~Extremely dry, with a bit of self humour...~

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Merry looked. Much to his surprise, there was a velvet-paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa in the field in front of them.*


12 bonus points to the first person to get that! :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Ah, the good old Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy! That would be "Life, The Universe, and everything" would it not?

[Esgallhugwen]

Pippin, after having taken enough Ent draught, had the ability to speak Entish and to Merry's surpirise seemed rather capable of belching like an Ent as well.

[Nimrodel_9]

Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!Heh heh. I love Charlie/Merry. :D

Merry: Whoa! Did Sam just throw food away?! :eek:

(Sorry Sam! I didn` mean it! *runs and hides in corner*)
Nimrodel ;)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

(Arwen pic)

Frodo: I think I'm gonna hurl.

Arwen: Shut up, Hobbit. I'm flirting here. (to Nazgûl) Hey, guys. We're lost, and I was just wondering . . .

(Merry pic)

Merry tries to run away from a crazed Éowyn.

[Lhunardawen]

Merry's stroke went wide. Now the Witch King's on to him.

But wait...where's the armor?

[Oddwen]

Merry: I don't think we're in the Shire anymore, Pip.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Congratulations Hookbill, 12 bonus points are yours! And that puts you in second place overall in the bonus points stakes. :D


*Merry was dismayed at the vitriolic reaction of the audience to his "Merry Christmas" pun.*

[Boromir88]

::Merry starts having hallucinations::
Pippin: And you say I smoke too much?

[luthien-elvenprincess]

After Merry's desperate, yet unfruitful search for a can of air freshner:
"Ahem..uh...Eowen, you...you might wanna stand on the upwind side of me for awhile...so sorry. (hangs head in shame and embarrassment)

[Evisse the Blue]

Arwen pic: Stay BACK or the Halfling here gets it!

OR

"I have a sword and despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, I mustn't be afraid to use it!"

Merry pic:
Merry unwillingly caught a fleeting glimpse of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

[THE Ka]

OK, another picture... (I think it's been more than ten posts? Am I right? Oh, well.)

http://w13502.hostcentric.net/~newline/image_assets/lotr2ext_DF_2136.jpg
See Saruman? You did sign my release! Now cough up the keys old man!

Weak, I know but, I thought it was a cool picture...

~Pondering ka~

[Oddwen]

Wormie: Look, Théoden! It's my 3rd grade report card! It says that I got mostly D's...hey, look! I got an A at recess!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gríma: See! We were married! When? Remember that vacation in Aldburg when we got ingloriously drunk?

[Lalwendë]

You see, Theoden, you signed the extended warranty in blood, so this means we are legally entitled to take four gold ducats from your bank account every month for life.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Grima got an honorary diploma from a knitting contest and was eager to hang it on the wall of the golden hall.

[Meela]

Disappointed by the wages Meduseld was handing out, Grima got himself a part-time job as a waiter.

Grima *examining the menu*: Yes, I would recommend Eowyn's stew. The finest to be had in Rohan!

[The Saucepan Man]

The attention given to detail in the making of the films was evident even in the style of the actors' contracts.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*I'm not falling down steps, getting shot by arrows, nothing, until I get my Danish pastry, just like it says here in my contract. Go on, try and do the film without me. How are you going to poison Theoden without me, huh? I don't work until I get my Danish*

More bonus points are available to the person who recognises that! :)

(This caption was not without a touch of irony, because the films as they were really could have been done without Grima.)

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Grima: Now Mr Theoden, could you please read the bottom line of this for me? No? Well, how about the middle line? Still nothing? The top line perhaps? No again? Hmmmm. . .well I'm sorry but it seems your eyesight is just not good enough for us to re-issue your Kinging License.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eomer, would that be from 'The Simpsons'?

************************

Grimer: Look Theoden, I've already sold my story to the Tabloids! Look; "What the Worm saw in Theoden's cupboard." If you don't want this printing, you'll give me that pay raise!

[Boromir88]

Grima: You know Saruman, I've been thinking about the way you have been treating me, and I don't really appreciate it. I'm now in the service of the great eye. It's even been stamped and approved.

[Nimrodel_9]

*Grima finds part of his name, "worm", in a gardening magazine.*
Grima to Theoden: See? See! They really do like me!

My lame attempt at humor. :rolleyes: :p
Nim

[Gurthang]

Grima: Ha, I'm better than you are. See, I have Gandalf's autograph, Saruman's autograph, and Radagast's autograph! Beat that!



Grima: See this, it's a restraining order. That means you can't touch me. Wait, what are you doing with that lighter!?

[The Only Real Estel]

Grima: "What do you mean you won't honor my insurance claim!? It says right here, section 47, row 3, line 12: '...will cover laser hair removal that includes unwanted back hair, mustaches, and eyebrows.'!"

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry sees Tom Bombadil for the first time.

Grima: "Here it is Saruman! I got Theoden to sign over the sovereignty of Rohan in a national emergency to you. And I can declare an emergency."

Saruman: "I shall sign this treaty with pleasure. The machinery of war has started to move and Rohan shall be the first to be crushed in it's wheels."

[Mithalwen]

Pippin pic:

* On one odd night of the fellowship, pippin decided to 'cheer up' everyone with a personal favorite, of course under the influence of a mysterious leaf...

"Gandalf, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Boromir, Boromir was a bugger for the bottle,
Legolas was fond of his dram,
And Elrond was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Gandalf: Ahem!

~A mysterious ka~

Whoever can guess where this song sample came from gets a chocolate! Hint: Monty Python...


University of Wooloomooloo, Philosophy Faculty Song

"This is the Golden Elanor, emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand"

For one of my sister's Aussie colleaugues the solemnity of his aunt's funeral was somewhat compromised by the fact that they were all given a spray of the national flower to cast on the coffin. All he could think of during the ceremony as he clutched his bit of golden wattle was that song......

Oh well to get back to the captions:

Grima: " See I am not stupid, I have an external degree from The Unseen University , Ankh Morpork which cost me 20 gold pieces ..."

Theoden " Grima, apparently your degree has been "singed" by the vice chancellor C.M.O.T Dibbler and anyway there is no such place as Ankh Morpork..."

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Lookie here, Saruman...it just came in the mail today...the official certificate of my membership in the Napoleon Dynamite fan club! Don't be jealous...

[The Saucepan Man]

Saruman: Fool! Snivelling dog! The Palantir of Orthanc is lost ... lost I tell you! All is in ruin! I am undone!

Grima: Calm down dear, it's only a commercial - and luckily it's covered by your Tower-hold policy with Mordor Direct.

[Bêthberry]

Grima: What do you mean you can't see the fine print? What fine print! You think Saruman worries about the fine print?

[Oddwen]

Grima: Well this is the guest list for the Council of Elrond, but I don't see your name on it. Let's see...Frodo Baggins, Gandalf Greyhame, davem, Erestor, Fordim Hedgethistle, Bilbo Baggins, The Saucepan Man...sorry, no listing for Elrond Halfelven.
Elrond: B-b-but...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gríma: I have my special powers of attorney from Théoden himself here. Which means I can do what I want. And I want my croissant!

[Elennar Starfire]

Lookie here, Saruman...it just came in the mail today...the official certificate of my membership in the Napoleon Dynamite fan club! Don't be jealous...


I didn't expect to see a Napoleon Dynamite reference here...But it's such a funny movie!

Did you know there are shirts you can get that say "Vote for Pedro"? :eek:

[Nimrodel_9]

I didn't expect to see a Napoleon Dynamite reference here...But it's such a funny movie!
Yeah, me neither! So, that movie must be popular outside of my little state of Utah! Wow. I didn`t think something so dumb (yet hilariously funny) would be very popular. ;)

Grima: Theoden! Did you put this horrid article about me in the newspaper?! Albino, ugly little worm... It dosen`t even describe me! Umm... does it?

[elronds_daughter]

Grima: See? See? Don't I do a great job forging your signature, Theoden?

[The Only Real Estel]

Grima: "Now, Eomer. You take this Christmas List straight to the North Pole and deliver it. Then we'll see about taking your name out of the Banished Book."

[Elennar Starfire]

So, that movie must be popular outside of my little state of Utah!

Another Utahn! *hugs*

There actually seem to be a lot of us...maybe it's because there's so little to do around here...

[THE Ka]

G: Look Eomer! I've just gotten the king to sign over his Falco cd's!!

E: *Rolls eyes Whoo hoo... another one-hit-wonder of the 80's... You're really on your way to taking over the kingdom...

G: You think so? I wonder if this will be a good conversation piece! Maybe I should have a golden frame to go along with it too!

E: Great. I knew it. We're all doomed... *traditional banging of head into wall


~ KA!!! ~

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

G is for good looks, which I obviously have.

R is for my raven locks, which puts me one above the bleached-blonde Horsemen.

I is for my Istari slave, who obeys my every whim.

M is for my megalomania . . . errr . . . superiority.

and A is for my adoring fangirls; but though they're many, I still have room in my heart for . . . me.

[The Only Real Estel]

Grima: "Now, if there was a map on the back of this edict, it would probably be marked by a symbol in the right corner on the reverse side..."

-&-

Grima: "Hey, Theoden! I just found one of my old handwriting papers from my juniour year!"

[Boromir88]

Grima: (in the voice of a messenger) Theoden, by order of Saruman you must sign your brain over to him. Please sign...here....here....and put the official King's Seal, here.

[Gil-Galad]

Grima: alright everything seems to be in order... i get to manipualte you and relate to saruman while you don't shave for a couple of weeks and act like a complete psycho to the childeren

Theoden: right right...

Rohan guard: m'lord, gandalf arrives

Grima: lets get this show on the road eh?

(Grima and Theoden take their posistons as Gandalf and co. enter)

[Oddwen]

(Gil-Galad will epecially enjoy this I think... ;) )

It's WormTongue Parchment Mail!

Grima: And I took my mail to the market, and I bought it some fish sauce...
Run: wormtongueemail.exe

dear Wormtongue
Y don't u tell Yomer he's a jerk?
Luv,
gillie

Well, Jelly, despite your horrendous spelling, I think I'm going to do that right now.

Hey, Éomer! Whadd'ya doing?

Éomer: Oh, I was just going to send this hundred dollar bill to...

Grima: Yeah, well gillie thinks you're a jerk.

Éomer: Ohh. *rrrip*

Grima: Well Jelly, I told him, but don't expect me to be your messenger service again.




Ah...kinda long. SpM won't be happy. :P

[Nimrodel_9]

Another Utahn! *hugs*Ah! How exciting! *hugs back* There actually seem to be a lot of us Actually, I heard that Utah has more LotR fans than any other state. Cool beans. :D

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/galadriel/fotr_galadriel_lorien_4.JPG
Galadriel drops her hair drier into the Mirror.

[Fingolfin II]

Galadriel: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of the all?

Mirror:.........

[Oddwen]

When Boromir the Fair departed this Middle-earth, they Disco-ed in his memory.

[Elennar Starfire]

Galadriel: What do you mean there's a bird on my head?

Actually, I heard that Utah has more LotR fans than any other state. Cool beans.
Really? That's spiff!

And Ka- I love Falco! *huggles*

[Lhunardawen]

Galadriel is finally convinced to install lightning rods in Lothlorien.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Galadriel got carried away by her title, the Lady of Light.

[Boromir88]

Get your Galadriel doll in stores now, with crazy, glow in the dark action.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Galadriel participating in morning elven aerobic classes.
Stretch...stretch...no pain, no gain...release the inner you...feel the burn...feel the burn...

Celeborn walks in the room..."Galadriel, my dear, you look absolutely radiant this morning!" (moves in for a kiss :p )

[The Saucepan Man]

Samwise: Well, I don't care what she says. If that isn't magic, then I'm a potato.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo's suspicions that Galadriel wanted his Ring seemed to stem from the annoying fact that she always looked like a wraith in the Spirit World.

[Mithalwen]

Gandalf had developed a "Galadriel" Firework that he hoped would be a big seller.

[Gurthang]

The all new Time Freezer works on just about everything. Just look how it froze this elf in time! :eek:

[THE Ka]

Galadriel tries out for a Bowie music video...

or...

Galadriel proclaims to all that she is more glam than legolas.



~Hedwig Ka~

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Galadriel:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how I’d become Sauron
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along
And so you're back, the One Ring
I just walked in to find you here, you terribly evil thing
I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye,
You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die.

Oh, no not I, I will survive,
Oh as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give
And I, I will survive, I will survive....Hey, hey

*Chorus of Elves, Galadriel boogies*

It took all the strength I had, but you’re not my boss,
I can get along just fine even with your loss,
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself,
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
And you see me, somebody new,
I'm not that chained up little person still wanting you.
And so you felt like dropping in, and just expect me to be free,
But I’m gettin’ ready to sail west, and I’m gonna stay me.

Go on now go, walk out the door.
Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye,
You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die,

Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh as long as I now how to love, I know I'll stay alive,
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give,
I will survive, I will survive...Oh *Pause & Repeat*

With apologies to Gloria Gaynor.

[Meela]

Celeborn soon thought twice about confronting Galadriel over who really wore the trousers in the relationship... and he definitely knew not to borrow her hair extensions again without asking.

[The Elf-warrior]

Grima: "Oh, it's not me who has banished all no-balrog-wingites from the Tolkien subculture, it's the Professor himself."

Galadriel freaks out when Frodo said Balrogs could fly.

[Elennar Starfire]

Ah, cloud pictures...

[The Saucepan Man]

Fordim, that was inspired! :D :D If I could rep you, I would ...

Celeborn: *Ulp!* Honestly, my love. There's nothing going on between us. I was only helping her with her ropework lessons ...

[Oddwen]

Gally: I caught a fish in the Mirrormere, and it was this big!

[Lhunardawen]

Galadriel succumbs to the dark...err...side.

[Evisse the Blue]

Galadriel: Turn on those damn lights!

(too much FX makes you short-sighted) :p

OR

When there was a power shortage in Lothlorien, the Elves had to exploit the abilities of their Lady of Light to the maximum. Unfortunately, after a couple of nights, she looked completely burnt out.

[Esgallhugwen]

Electro therapy didn't exactly help Galadriel's situation

[Bêthberry]

Gimli: All I wanted was to braid her hair like my beard.

[Nimrodel_9]

Samwise: Well, I don't care what she says. If that isn't magic, then I'm a potato.Hee hee... potato. :)

Once again, the rabid fan-girl attacks.

[elronds_daughter]

Galadriel had finally had it with 'Celebore'

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Galadriel: All shall love me and despair!

Gimli: But I already love you and despair!

Smart move, Gimli.

[Gurthang]

"Evil Dr. Frankenstein decided to try to use Galandriel for the energy source to give his moster life." (Mad Laughter in the background) :D

[THE Ka]

Time for another picture, I was looing at off-scene shots and this cracked me up... Viggo's expression is priceless....

http://www.gryphonsmith.com/fileg/lotrcaps/boromir/images/b5.jpg
I HATE you...

*Ka falls out of chair laughing

[Gil-Galad]

Boromir: "And then i said, Teals isn't a colour! ha ha ha ha!"

Aragorn: "man...when is he gonna die already...if only this weapon didn't cost a bunch of money, theres no way i'm repaying for it after stabbing him...*grumbles off*"

[Gurthang]

In a little down time, Viggo and Sean decide to do a little crocodile hunting to relieve stress.

Sean: (in a very fake Austrailian accent)"It's a gorgeous day for a little croc hunting. Anybody want to dive in a stir one up?" :rolleyes: :D

[Elennar Starfire]

Aragorn: *turns around* What the... There's a camera here!

Boromir: Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sean: Hehe. Aragorn falls off a cliff.

[the phantom]

Sean: Hey, Viggo! Check out the monitor. This camera angle makes me look like a hobbit next to you! :p

Viggo: That's nice, Sean. (grrr :mad:...big dummy's always getting us in trouble messing with the equipment)

[the phantom]

Sean: Wait, wait, wait...you're saying that he's the leading man but I get the awesome, glorious, heroic death scene at the end? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn vowed never to get into a rowing boat with Boromir ever again after his 'humorous' rocking of the craft in the middle of the local boating lake.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Unamused by Boromir's jokes about Arwen, Aragorn severed the rope holding the boat above the falls of Rauros.

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: Bagsie the orange dinghy.

[Bêthberry]

Aragorn: I have to get that close to him? We have to share that small boat?

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

*Viggo reacts to a suggested plot change: Boromir gets turned into a hobbit by Galadriel*

[Lalwendë]

On the Gondor awayday, Boromir found himself laughing nervously as his team leader forced him into a leaky canoe while brandishing a threatening looking big stick.

[The Elf-warrior]

Viggo Mortensen was not amused by Sean Bean and John Rhys-Davis's smiling contest.

[Mithalwen]

while Viggo made sure the camera was getting his best side and practised pouting, Sean laughed because he'd knocked a hole in Orli's boat and he would see the poncy southerner get messed up at last..

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Viggo: What Bean doesn’t realise is that he is standing in quick sand... Not so Sharpe now are we?

[Maeggaladiel]

Boromir was completely unaware that someone had chopped off his legs. Aragorn, however, knew something was wrong. Wasn't Boromir usually taller than that?

[Boromir88]

Viggo: Sean, who took my strawberry shampoo?

Sean: I think it was Joe.

Viggo: Joe, who's Joe?

Sean: Joe Mamma! ha ha ha ha

Viggo: Oh, Brother.

Sean: Hahahaha, I can't believe you fell for that again!

Viggo: Does anyone care if he dies now?

[Meela]

Viggo is still unaware that he sat in a pile of oliphaunt dung on the last set...

[Fingolfin II]

Merry switched the cup of wine that Eowyn offered Aragorn with some Ent-draught. Boromir seemed to find it amusing.

[Gurthang]

Viggo was not very amused by Sean's 'little' fart, but Sean thought it was pretty funny. :D

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sean Bean finds the idea of changing the last movie to "The Return of Boromir" positively delightful. Viggo's character, of course, would be killed in "Two Towers".

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2001/10/17/rings01.jpg

In the middle of Mordor, Frodo remembered he'd left the gas on...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: THAT'S Mount Doom? I thought it was a theme park ride!

[Ainaserkewen]

(He should go back to fix that eh, Hama?)

Rarely does an actor of any lower standing master the unmistakingly famous look of shock as Elijah Wood. That and his screaming really stand out in all his movies, don't you think?

Sam: Crickey! Those peepers actually can get bigger!

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo heard a few words he'd never heard before when he told Bilbo about selling Bag End to the Sackville Baggins.

[Formendacil]

Frodo had not realised that Gollum would go THAT far to get the Ring....

[Esgallhugwen]

Taken from the EE special features of RoTK.
(But changed up a bit)

Merry: You see Frodo doesn't really have great eye sight so when he was little he'd always have his eyes wide like this *Bugs out eyes*, so naturally his eyes stayed that way over time, but they are gorgeous.

(Ok so thats not exactly how it went but I only watched it once and I was getting food)

[Nimrodel_9]

Frodo walks in on Gimli.
Fro: I did not see that. I did not see that. I did not see that...

[Boromir88]

This really isn't a caption but does anyone else notice that Frodo's left eye is dramatically larger then his right?

[Esgallhugwen]

Great observation, but I think his face might be at an angle!

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: Holy Heck! thats what Mordor looks like! its nothing in what the pamphlet Elrond gave me


"So your going through near death to ruin your life and possibly millions of orcs who have nothing else to do but wreak havoc"

[Bêthberry]

Frodo: I knew I should have gotten a mullet.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo was shocked to see Gandalf the Grey . . . UNCLOAKED!

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Frodo: Balrogs have wings (http://www.forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=9006&postcount=81)?!?!?!

[Witch_Queen]

Oh this is gonna be great.


(Frodo looks at Gandalf with astonishment)

Gandalf: Frodo, I am your father.


Sam in background: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Rimbaud]

Sheathing Sting too quickly was not a mistake Frodo would repeat in a hurry.

[Esgallhugwen]

Frodo: Wow, that Spider is big!

[Fingolfin II]

Frodo knew he shouldn't have let Gollum cook fish and chips for him.

[Oddwen]

For the Boromir/Aragorn pic:

Boromir: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Mordor", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Gondorian, when *death* is on the line!" Ha ha Hahahahahahaa- *plop*

[Gurthang]

Another adverse effect of the Ring: It's bearer's eyes slowly grow, and eventually completely cover him!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo sees Galadriel without makeup.

[The Only Real Estel]

When Elijah heard of the new plot twist, he was understandably confused & amazed.
"You want me to send Sam away!!??"

[Mad Baggins]

I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers...

[Catherine]

Elijah*looking in a mirror dressed as Frodo*: What?? This is what I have to look like?!? :eek:

[The Saucepan Man]

WETA supervisor: Commence countdown. 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1. All systems go! We have eye widening. Well done everyone! Initiate eye-rolling sequence. Stand by for leg buckling and ready backside for ground impact.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

As he looks into the mirror, it suddenly dawns on Frodo that he will never be able to kiss that gorgeous face. The panic spreads over him rapidly.

[Maeggaladiel]

After many trials and hardships, as Frodo reaches the fires of Mount Doom, he realizes that he left the Ring in his other pants. The ones Sam was taking to the dry cleaners. In Isengard.

[Witch_Queen]

Here we go again?

(Frodo at doctor's office)

Frodo: But Doc. I can't be thats impossible.

Doc.: Frodo it is true. Your pregnant. Congratulations.

Frodo: How is that possible?

Doc.: Well when two people love each other....

[Nimrodel_9]

Eomer, you never cease to amuse me. ;)

What do you mean this isn`t Mordor?!

[The Elf-warrior]

Frodo saw a troop of Orcs with red blood on their mouths. When they got closer he saw it was really cherry tomato juice.

[Esgallhugwen]

Gandalf: "your about as useless as a poopy flavoured lollipop!"
Frodo: "Wha....wha...." *eyes start widening*
Pippin: "What's a lollipop?"
Frodo: *eyes get even bigger* (if thats possible) Where did you come from?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo stumbles upon a Frodo's Fangirls meeting.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo never could look tough, so in order to freak out Shelob, he strained to look as manic and weird as possible.

Remember to breathe properly, kids. Otherwise, you'll end up looking like that.

[Oddwen]

The look on Frodo's face when the Witch King explains to him the meaning of "To the Pain".

[elronds_daughter]

Frodo wears a look of surprise and fear because, after all, Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Gil-Galad]

Nobody expects it indeed...


*Frodo trying to talk with the orcs that captured him in Cirith Ungol*

Orc: i mean... i never wanted to be an orc, all that ravaging and stuff... i wanted to be a lumberjack! jumping from tree to tree!

*Orcs march in dressed as Mounties*

*Frodo looks in utter surprise of how the Canadian Goverment has allowed Orcs to foul the name of the beutiful great white north*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Time for change, me thinks.

As a Mark of respect;

http://csirke.inf.elte.hu/tolkien/jrrtolk1.jpg

Tolkien: Do Balrogs have wings? Well its funny you should say that because... oh wait I'll have to get back to you!

[Formendacil]

Note the uncanny resemblance between this picture of Bilbo Baggins (drawn from the journals of S. Gamgee), and the image of the late J.R.R. Tolkien. Perhaps the professor's joking about hobbit blood was not entirely unfounded...

*OR*

Tolkien: "I just had a funny thought. If Dwarf women are similar to Dwarf men, they must have beards."

[Oddwen]

"Legolas? A blonde? Why, surely you jest, Mr. Jackson."

[THE Ka]

This really isn't a caption but does anyone else notice that Frodo's left eye is dramatically larger then his right?


Frodo: Sam, I've wanted to tell you this for years but...

Sam: What Mr.Frodo?

Frodo: I have a Stye of Mt.Doom in my left eye...

*Corny drama music loops in the background...

Sometimes, I think we all need to poke fun at ourselves... When we can't find the right time, we look to others for assistance... :rolleyes:

~Diggy Dodgering Ka of Doom~

[THE Ka]

Tolkien: "You mean to say they spelled 'elfs' wrong?!"

If you remember, from the Note on the Text part of the triology, one of the printing companies altered the spellings of 'elves' to 'elfs'. This did not make Mr. Tolkien or his son too happy...



~ka~

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo engaged in a staring contest with the Eye. I'm beginning to think he might stand a chance.

[Lhunardawen]

The Professor was being told that sometime in the 21st century, people would debate about Balrogs' wings. He laughed at the thought of making things more difficult for them.

Heh. :p

[Fingolfin II]

Tolkien: Don't be silly! Gimli was a male!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Tolkien: Who is Tom Bombadill? That’s such a silly question I'm not going to dignify it with a response.

OR

Tolkien: I could play Doctor Who! I have the scarf and everything! Would you like a Jelly baby?

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Professor Tolkien: The movies have made how much money?

[Boromir88]

Tolkien: Arwen's fate...tied to the ring? :chuckle: :chuckle:.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"A pig? At the Pelennor Fields?" *chuckle*

[Mad Baggins]

Ha ha! Arwen at Helm's Deep? You really are a funny character, Mr. Jackson! Hahaha! If you were serious, I could have you sued for all you're worth! *chuckle* Mr. Jackson? Why do you look so frightened?

[Meela]

Tolkien: I only put Tom Bombadil in for a joke. Who would have thought they'd take him so seriously?

[Gurthang]

Professor Tolkien's smoke blowing skills were the foundantions of what Gandalf does in FotR. Although, the Professor was so good at 'blowing smoke' (;)), they had to tone it down a bit to make it believable. :eek: :D

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*After disposing of his ghostwriter's corpse, Mr. Tolkien laughs darkly at the scheme that will surely make him an international icon for years to come.*

[Nimrodel_9]

*After disposing of his ghostwriter's corpse, Mr. Tolkien laughs darkly at the scheme that will surely make him an international icon for years to come.* Heh heh...... <-----insert evil smiley here

...Some said he was just happy. Others thought he had a dirty secret. I say it was the "don`t pull a face to much or it will get stuck that way" rule...

[Oddwen]

Balrog wings? Elf-ears? No, such trifles will pass with hardly a blink, I think. Not much opportunity for discussion there, is there?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Professor Tolkien: What Orcish redemption? Skewer them with a spear and be through with it!

[Lhunardawen]

The Professor has had too much pipeweed.

[Maeggaladiel]

Tolkien had been turning in his grave so often over the past few years that he decided there was no point in hanging around in a coffin. With a smile in his heart and the pelt of a warg wrapped around his neck, he wanders off in search of the people who keep him from resting in peace.

In other news, hordes of mary-sue fanfic writers seem to have dissappeared off the face of the earth. Peter Jackson fears he may be next. Full coverage at 11.

[Fingolfin II]

Sauron: Does this ring make me look prettier do you think?

EDIT: The pic's on my computer, so the only way it can be viewed is by clicking the attachment. Cheers.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

I have that much multi-coloured robes! Beat that, Saruman!

or

What's with the hand? I thought I was just an Eye! :confused:

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Tolkein Pic: 'My books? Made into a film? Hahahahahahaha! Nono, wait....you're serious?'

[Oddwen]

Sauron: Talk to the hand, fo' shizzle!

[Boromir88]

Tolkien: (trying his best Gollum impression) Itsssss mine, my own, my precccciouuuusss.

Sauron: The cover of Sauron's new CD, with hits like....

Eye see you

The Void

I see a red eye and I want to paint it black (remake of the Rolling Stones)

One is the loneliest number (remake of whoever sang that song)

It aint easy being a Dark Lord

and many more....

[Ainaserkewen]

Sauron: "NOOO! Isiadur has a sword! MUST USE POWERS!"

*Has fingers cut off*

Sauron: "Should've seen that coming" *dies*