Crazy Captions

[Lalwendë]

Saruman groaned with fatigue as he struggled to lift the last marble into the tower of the giant Ker-plunk set at the Isengard Tavern.

[Farael]

Saruman: At last... my greatest invention yet. A Balrog seed! just add a big ol' mountain, some mitrhil, lots of greedy dwarves and after an age or two... Voila!!! Balrog.

Disclaimer: Balrogs are not assured to have wings... but then, it is not certain they lack them either.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: "Good job, Sauron, tying Arwen's fate to the Ring. Muhahahha!"

[Elu Ancalime]

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11541.jpg

Denethor: "Hobbit, are you just going to give me the puppy dog eyes all day?" <sigh> "Come have some beefroast."
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[Gil-Galad]

Denethor: You shall get a Shrubbery! a nice one, not to plump, oh and not to expensive!

[Glirdan]

Denethor: Pippin, this scene looks odly familiar.

Pippin: It does indeed My Lord, but I can't quite place my finger on where I have seen this?

[narfforc]

Denethor: Why have I got cold chicken when I wanted it fried.

Pippin; Someone has stolen all the oil my Lord.

Denethor: Then couldn't it be warmed up

Pippin: Sorry my Lord but someone stole the wood also

Denethor: Ok, Ok, but make sure no-one steals the matches

[THE Ka]

When it seemed that Denethor wasn't taking his pills, Sidney Taurel sent in Pippin with a syringe...


~ Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin's starring contest with the cup enters its fourth day.

OR

Denethor: That jug just said 'good morning'. Stupid thing, its afternoon. Guards, have this jug whipped.

[Farael]

Denethor: Pippin for the hundreth time!! My servants have spent HOURS setting the table for it to be ready for the painting that is being taken... no, you may NOT have just a little taste of the chicken!

[Gurthang]

Pippin informs Denethor that he has recieved the most votes and will be lynched.
Denethor: "Ah, at least I'll die full."

OR

Denethor realizes that the last thing he just stuffed into his mouth was actually Pippin's ear! :eek:

[Gandalf_the _white]

Ganalf(off screen): Pippin offering his services to Denethor is one thing but pretending to love him!! Sheesh!!
Pippin:Who's pretending!! :eek: (Sigh)
(Every one faints)
Pippin: At last!! I can get a bit of that food!!! Now, wheres my pipe? :smokin:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: No, Pippin, for the last time, you can't drive Minas Tirith!

OR

Denethor: Not now, Gandalf, I'm eating.

[Kath]

Pippin wonders whether that goblet will explode if he stares at it long enough.

[The Only Real Estel]

Somewhat paraphrased from one of the books...

Butcher off camera: “Well, so much for that beast. The nerve of it offering me gifts for not killing it!? Why that stag...” Denethor felt like he had just eaten a human for he was not eating a regular beast but the meat of a talking stag – a Narnian beast!

[Oddwen]

Young wizard children always have the most fun with their fathers.

S: C'mon little Curunir, catch the fiery ball...there's my boy!

[Meela]

Pippin wonders if he should point out that Denethor's sleeve is dangling in the gravy.

OR

Pippin's revenge was merciless - he'd emptied the whole pot of pepper onto that plate.

[The Only Real Estel]

With unrivled concentration and singleness of purpose, Denethor leaned forward, cocked his head slightly to the left...then slightly to the right...then fell forward and puked all over the table.

[mormegil]

Denethor doesn't quite know how to respond after Pippin had the audacity to ask him for a piggy-back ride.

[Kitanna]

Burping the ABC's always wore Denethor out, but it completely impressed Pippin.

[The Elf-warrior]

Denethor: "Pippin my boy, tonight you will join the night watch. Dogberry will show you the ropes."

[Elu Ancalime]

Denethor: <Pauses from eating> -sigh- Youd think being a Steward the food would be high quality. Sooner or later they will start calling it Minas Tofu. Sir Hobbit, fetch some beef, its whats for dinner.
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[narfforc]

Denethor to Pippin: Next time I send you for fast food, just get the Bargain Bucket I asked for, and not this Hobbit Light Lunch.

[Anguirel]

This new delicacy-live Hobbit-from Eriador was so endearing Denethor almost didn't have the heart to eat it...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: *nibbles a bit of food* that's it, I'm full. Throw the rest away.

Pippin: :eek: Nooo!

OR

Denethor: Can you sing, master Hobbit?

Pippin: No. Well, yes. Well enough for my own people.

Denethor: Never mind then. Its probably rubbish.

[mormegil]

Pippin: Oopps...excuse me Lord!

[The Only Real Estel]

Denethor decides to compete in the AWSSC (Annual Watermelon Seed-Spitting Contest).

[narfforc]

Pippin is thinking to himself, how well Denethor has stripped the meat from the large bone sat on the edge of the table.

[Maeggaladiel]

Denethor: *Sigh* He's just like a stray dog. Feed him once, and he'll never go away. What, he expects to eat EVERY DAY?

OR

Pippin had problems serving Denethor after the Steward placed a restraining order on him. Now he couldn't get within ten feet of the dinner table without the Guards jumping him.

[Boromir88]

Pippin fears Denethor is losing his mind as he keeps babbling on about this Finduilas...

Denethor: Well, dear how about you try some of the cherry tomatoes. They're quite plump....What do you mean I ruined your appetite for cherry tomatoes?

OR...

(continuing with tomatoes)...

Denethor: Tell me master hobbit is it tomatoe or tomotoe?

Pippin: Tomotoe.

Denethor: Jeesh...and I suppose you think it's pototoe too.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor stares strangely at the new picture.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9410.jpg

Merry: Treebeard is coming back.

Pippin: Quick! Grab the stuff and lets get out of here!

OR

Pippin: *thinking* If I hit knock him out with this plate, and then cover his head with this mug, I'll take his wallet no problem.

[Glirdan]

Pippin: Merry! What is it!?

Merry: It's so horrible, yet I can't look away!! Oh no, he's coming closer!

Pippin: Who's coming cl...OH NO IT'S GANDALF!! Shield your eyes!! :eek:

[mormegil]

While Merry is admiring the solar eclipse Pippin just can't figure out where to look.

[Anguirel]

The Hobbits exchange disconsolate glances as they realise Treebeard has left only potassium nitrite nutrients for them to eat...

[Meela]

Young Pippin still needs help understanding basic measurements, but Master Merry has long since given up hope.

Pippin: So... which of these is a pint?
Merry: For the last time, we are not dealing with pints!
Pippin: So... it's a half-pint?
Merry: *tears hair out and vows never to take Pippin to the Prancing Pony again*

OR

Merry is hurt by Treebeard's favoritism when Pippin is given more Entdraught.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Merry: (Frozen in horror)
Pippin: What u staring at? (looks) its only Gandalf! Wait a minute! Whats he doing? Oh no! Sneak uncloaking!!!!!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Pippin wants to start a band:

Pippin Why not? I will play this drum and you can play on this. . . ehh thing!

or

Pippin discovers that Merry has been urinating in his bowl with Entdraught.

[Valesse]

Merry kept alert so that he might be ready at any moment for a pigtailed girl, lion, scarecrow and tin man to make their appearance. However, much to his horror and shame, he had forgotten that they were indeed closer to the old south road instead of the yellow bricked one.

[Holbytlass]

Merry: I think I see an Entwife.
Pippin: Really?! How can you tell the difference?

[Mithalwen]

Pippin: "What do you mean you can see a giant polar bear? That isn't in the script...

[Kath]

Pippin was too distracted to notice that a silvery hand had begun to grow out of the bowl and was slowly strangling him with his own scarf.

[narfforc]

Pippin to Merry: What are you staring at?

Merry; I don't know, but there is something very familiar about this place. It is almost as if we are in The Old Forest

Pippin: Where's that then?

Merry: Near the Shire , where Tom Bombadil saved us from Old Man Willow.

Pippin: Who the hell are they?, I've never heard of them.



Old Man Willow: HOOOOOOM thought you'd got away did you, I'm a friend of Director.

[The Only Real Estel]

Not this again...

Merry: "Am I...Lost?"

Pippin: "Merry, what are you talking about? What is a 'TV series'?"

[Elu Ancalime]

Look both ways before you cross a Forest.

OR

Merry: Whoa, Pippen! It's an Entwife! Look your Right!

Pippin: <looks left> Where!?

Merry: Other right!!!

Pippen: <turns around> Where?

Merry: Oops, that was Quickbeam. Sorry QB!
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[Gurthang]

Pippin: "Merry, are we...Lost?"
Merry: "Stupid MapQuest!"

OR

Pippin: "All the food's gone!"
Merry: "But that means... there's someone who's hungrier than we were!"
Pippin: "I didn't think that was possible!"

OR

Pippin spots a spider crawling out of Merry's ear.

AND

Pippin is so distracted by the spider in Merry's ear that he doesn't notice the rock that is eating his foot.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Mascara disasters: This week featuring Pippin.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: I can't see where I'm going!

Merry: Aren’t you wearing your contact lenses?

Pippin: No, a dog ran off with them.

[Moksha]

Merry: Oh, Pippin. What have I said? What have I done? A madness has come over me!

Pippin: You...told me you were not hungry...

Merry: *gasp*

[Gothmog]

Pippin: Merry, is that you? Come here and help me, these contacts Treebeard left is too big. Besides, I have no idea what to do with this fake ent-nose!

OR

Pippin to the 7 feet tall Merry: How much did you drink, you said?
The 7 feet tall Merry: Uhhh... Only a mouthful, I swear. I swear by my right arm!
Pippin: That was my next question... You don't have a right arm!

[The Elf-warrior]

Pippin: "Merry, get through your head it's a bird, not a plane or Superman!"

[Lhunardawen]

Mascara disasters: This week featuring Pippin.Pippin: "WHAT?! But Eomer told me this is how you apply it..."
Merry: "That was for eyeliner, foolofaTook."

;)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

While Merry is distracted, Pippin wonders how tasty he could be.

[Lalwendë]

Pippin: "Look, will you hurry up and decide whether we are going to see Zombie Blood Sucking Freaks IV - Return Of The Goremaster or Bridget Jones' Diary III - Darcy's Folded Underpant Fetish Explained. My nachos are going cold and this super-size coke is almost breaking my arm!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin's new portable mirror of Galadriel (TM) really was a dangerous guide.

Merry: Just face it; we don't know where we are.

Pippin: No, we just don't... oh. Never mind.

OR

Merry: 1... 2... 3...

Pippin: I'm hungry.

Merry: Knew it.

[THE Ka]

Since silent films seemed a bit too understated to Merry, Pippin suggested an act of Mimes with random objects #4, a well loved modern art back home, to appease Treebeard's frustration with including hobbits in his new beat poetry book, The Bark.

~ Ka

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "Look, I think you're just jealous that I got the larger jug for drinking. Juse because we don't know what Treebeard means by "latrine" doesn't mean you have to be afraid of everything. It probably means 'jug that is bigger than Merry's', or something."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry: Wow, A Balrog.

Pippin: Can't be. It has wings.

Merry: ...

OR

Pippin: Wow, a volcano with wheels.

[The Elf-warrior]

Pippin: "Merry, what are you staring at?"

Merry: "I don't believe it! It's a cartoon Wizard."

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/lotr-3-1258-gandalf-back-2.jpg

Gandalf: "Trees in Fangorn Forest? Inconceivable!"

[Gurthang]

Pippin after drinking too much.
Pip: "Is that you, Merries?"
Merry: "What? Merries? What are you talking about."
Pip: "You and your eight twins of course!"

OR

Pippin: "Merry, I just broke Treebeard's Mushroom Statue!"
Merry: "Uh-oh, you better eat the evidence!"

OR

Treebeard, being a master photographer, kindly positioned Merry and Pippin for this portrait he calls Hobbits in Confusion. On display at the newly opened Hobbit Section of Isengard's History of Middle-Earth Museum.

OR

Merry: "I feel so pretty!"
Pippin: "What did you say?!"
Merry: *shakes himself* "Sorry, I just had a Legolas moment. Buhh!"

[Meela]

The day Gandalf invented his newest party trick.

*lightbulb* "I know, I'll uncloak! They'll love that."

OR

Gandalf enjoys surprising unsuspecting householders as the new face of the Daz powder adverts.

OR

Gandalf is torn between diplomacy and brutal honesty when asked what he thinks of the Elves' singing.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "What do you get when you cross thirty pounds of the best ultra-white flour, a firework that went off when it wasn't supposed to, & Gandalf the Grey? Well, hehe, maybe you've already guessed..."

[Valesse]

Gandalf: It has taken me many weeks, but I think I found my keys right about... here. Ah! Yes. There they are. Now to just untangle them...

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: Fact. The chances of someone watching you are directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

or

Gandalf: Why do I have the strangest feeling that someone is watching me? :eek:

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: And this "Ent" of whom you speak, he has seen the Hobbits?

Gandalf: Eee hee hee hee!

A: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live?

G: He knows of a cave ... a cave which no man has entered.

A: And ... the Hobbits ... the Hobbits are there?

G: Hee hee hee! There is much danger ... for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed.

A: But the Hobbits, where are the Hobbits!?

G: Seek you the Bridge of Death ... look to the Black Ships

A: The Bridge of Death ... which leads to the Hobbits?


Or...the true story of the meeting of the White Wizards


White Wizard: WHAT...is your name?

White Wizard: Saruman Many-colored.

WW: WHAT is your quest?

WW: To rule over all Middle-earth.

WW: WHAT is your favorite color?

WW: White! No, wait, aiiiii!

Or...

To know fear is not to know Gandalf the Uncloaked, it is to know...Gandalf the Mime!!

Or...

Gandalf drinks an invisible mug of ale.

Or...

G: Hmm, my beard is so strokeably soft today!

Or...

G*twiddles mustache*: Curses! Foiled again!

Or...

Gandalf contemplates his next shot in his game of pool.

Or...

G*little girl voice*: Can 'oo tell me the way to Gwandma's house?

Or...

G: Augh! I've come back with the hands of a woman!

[Formendacil]

Gandalf always did get giddy when his weekly trip to the candy store drew near...

[Kitanna]

The rare and beautiful sight of the Balrog mating dance took Gandalf's breath away.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Bleach: $60
Miruvor: $250
Drinking the wrong cup: Priceless

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf reacted thusly to HI's latest Downs prediction...HerenIstarion will start negatively repping Uncloaking Gandalf jokes. Probably this will happen on joke #468 made in 2006 (that will be 1500+ overall mentions, probably...)

Gandalf: *gasp* Oh no! I'd better start uncloaking before he neg reps me!

:p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

In the middle of an important speech, Gandalf stabs his foot with his staff.

OR

Gandalf's beard it trying to attack him.

[mormegil]

Gandalf takes to the acting industry and auditions for the new Detrol LA (http://www.detrolla.com/cwpb/appmanager/detrolLA/detrolLADesktop) advert. But the only problem is that he actually does need to go right now.

[Holbytlass]

Gandalf: I'll get you my pretty, and your little ring, too!

[Anguirel]

Ian McKellen attends Ascot.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf catches Gimli, before he puts his beard on.

OR

Gandalf: What do you mean, I’ve got no microphone?

[Roa_Aoife]

Gandalf's beard has been switched with NEW Cottonelle Puff balls.

Gandalf: Hmmmm, my beard feels unusually soft today....

[Kuruharan]

Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the eyes with a mallet.

[The Only Real Estel]

Playing off of Kuru:

Aragorn had always wanted to see what would happen if you hit Gandalf between the legs with a mallet.

-or-

(The Lord of the Beans)

Gandalf explaining to Frodo about the Elven Rings: “...and the Third Ring, which I naturally claimed for myself, creates small kitchen appliances!”

[Kath]

Gandalf was not amused by the outcome of Merry and Pippin's latest practical joke.

[Maeggaladiel]

Gandalf isn't really "The White." The animators just wanted to save money on paint.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "And what was Galadriel's gift to you, Frodo Baggins?"

Frodo: "She gave me a very realistic doll that, when inflated, could --what the? I'm just kidding, Gandalf! She gave me a phial."

[Elu Ancalime]

Gandalf: "I have been sent back......In Technicolor.

OR

".....I'm really Radagst.....I finally washed my robes....."

OR

Scooby-Doo Gang: "We caught Sauruman! But is it really him?"

Velma: "Of course!" He tried to scare all the Rohirrim away from the mithril factory in that Troll suit so he could use the factory's Palantir to talk to Sauron."

Gandalf: "No its me! Mithrandir!"

Velma: "Nice try. Gandalf is dead."

Gandalf: "I can explain! There was a Balrog, and, and, Moria! I'm White now!"

Velma: "Take him away boys."

Gandalf being carried to Dol Gulder: "You meddeling Hobbits!"

'Don't forget about our dog....Gollum-dooby-doooo!
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[Hookbill the Goomba]

The water bottle thief strikes again!

OR

Gandalf: Boromir is dead? Well, at least I won't have to do it. *Ticks it off 'to-do' list*

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf saw a speaking burning bush.

(Come on...doesn't he remind you of Moses the tiniest bit?)

[narfforc]

Gandalf: Things could be worse, have seen what they have done to that spud planter Gamgee

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "I look good! Hey, everybody, come see how good I look!"

OR

The top of Gandalf's hat flees at the sight of an angry smilie! http://www.corsaclub.de/smilies/23.gif

OR

This is Gandalf, picking his jaw up off of the floor. He's finally found his lost marbles. :rolleyes:

[Elu Ancalime]

Gandalf: "Hey, I'm back! Thanks a bunch Eru!...........Wait.......He gave me six fingers! It seems like he's been a prankster forever.....

OR

After the grueling "Monsters of Moria" level, Gandalf was lucky enough to have a High Score to give him one more life. This time, however, was to race the clock and escape "Fanghorn Frenzy" before the Ents mistook him for Sauruman.
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[Nilpaurion Felagund]

After coming back to Middle-earth as the White:

Gandalf: Oh, man! I told Eru to send me to the beach!

[Boromir88]

Gandalf: Look you fools! A new Picture!


http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/lotr-2-2817-mirror.jpg

Frodo: This isn't a special mirror that tells the future, it's a carved out tree filled with Pepto Bismol. I want my money back!

Galadriel: No refunds kiddo.

[Meela]

Galadriel introduces her guests to the concept of a bidet.

[Glirdan]

I can't see the pic. :(

[Kitanna]

Frodo and Sam had been warned about Galadriel's cooking. And looking at chicken soup they realized they had every right to be scared.

[Roa_Aoife]

I can't even see a red X....

[Elu Ancalime]

Frodo: "Water...blinded me........Can't.....see......new pic....."
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[The Only Real Estel]

Well since I can't see the new pic either I'll just post a few for the Gandalf one...

Gandalf: "So that's what an Entwife is! I say..."

-OR-

Someone finally explains to Gandalf the meaning behind the phrase "huge tracks of land."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

See if this works:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/lotr-2-2817-mirror.jpg

Galadriel: And who ever can drink all this ale, will be given a large sum of gold!

Sam: I'll try it.

Frodo: Wait; if we drink all that, we'll be so drunk that we won't remember that you promised us gold!

Galadriel: ... ... JUST DO IT!

OR

Galadriel: Now Frodo Baggins, will you look into the mirror? Hay! Listen to me!

Frodo: Not now! I'm on level 42! I've nearly got the high score!

[Lhunardawen]

A Halloween party is never complete without bobbing for apples.

[HerenIstarion]

Sam: But how can we wash our feet in this, if you follow my meaning?
Frodo: Yes, my lady, verily the basin is set too high up for us halflings to splash in with ease.
Galadriel: Just try, would you? I'll give a hand too! The mellyrn nearby your camp are already deserted as it is! Please?

[Lalwendë]

Galadriel: "You both know that I am not going to let you go until you own up, and I can stand here until you reach the end of your natural lives, so I think you ought to give in and own up. Who put the strawberry milk in my bird bath?"

[mormegil]

Galadriel: I bring you here, ring-bearer, to show you my mirror, and to you Samwise this may contain the elf magic that you speak of though I'm not exactly sure what you mean by it. Also, and most importantly, I've brought you here to ask which one of you has been using this as a latrine?

[Anguirel]

GALADRIEL: Post another pic from that atrocious cartoon and I'll chuck these Hobbits right in this here sulphuric acid container...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Be honest with me, boys. Do you think this dress is a bit much?"

or

Lothlorien was pretty and all but it had a serious firefly problem.

or

"Check out this strawberry milkshake I've been brewin'"

[Maeggaladiel]

Galadriel: Now, now, boys. Can't you two just SHARE the mirror?

Frodo: No! I want my own!

OR

The Lady was looking a little blue, so the lads made her a raspberry yogurt parfait to cheer her up.

OR

Filling the sink with Silly Putty seemed like a good idea at the time. Galadriel, however, wasn't amused.

[Esgallhugwen]

This is what happens when Galadriel goes to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and tries a piece of that defected gum. Like so many others before her, she is now becoming blue like a blueberry.

Galadriel: "The blue Oompa Loompa tricked me into eating it!!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: I won't look in there again!

Sam: Why not?

Frodo: Gandalf... you know...

Sam: ...?

Frodo: Cloaked? ... of the 'un' variety.

Sam: ...?

Frodo: Good Lord!

OR

Galadriel: Guess what hand the penny is in! Go on!

[narfforc]

Frodo: Is this the only wash basin in Lothlorien?

Galadriel: What's wrong with it?

Sam: Well begging your pardon lady, but there's ice in it

Galadriel: Don't be so soft, I've just had a wash in it, and it hasn't affected me now has it?

[The Only Real Estel]

Galadriel: "Okay now boys, sing along: 'I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...'"

Frodo: "Not this song again..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Galadriel: Frodo, I am your father.

Frodo: Okay, you win the bet Sam, she's insane.

OR

Galadriel: Frodo, you are my Father.

Frodo: ...

[Holbytlass]

The three all grumping together: I don't get why PJ didn't use us in his film?! We're experienced!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Frodo: "So that's the Holy Grail?"

[Thinlómien]

Since Galadriel got her new china last spring, she has been showing it to all of her guests.

[Elu Ancalime]

Hmmmm.........so one of those hobbits is shorter, a bit more chubby, and is wearing a red shirt under his cloak, and the other is taller, leaner, and is wearing a green shirt under his cloack........

They must be the Mario Twins! shiggity shiggity shaaawwww




If you have no idea what that is, check out the flash video "Mario Twins" on www.albinoblacksheep.com.
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[The Only Real Estel]

The hobbits always hated it when their history teacher dipped into the Strawberry Bacardi before class.

Galadriel: "...and that is how we know the world is octangular!"

[Boromir88]

Galadriel: Look into the Mirror.

Frodo: What will I see?

Galadriel: Why a new picture!

http://www.informationen-bilder.de/der-herr-der-ringe/gimli2.jpg

Gimli: Oh I shouldn't have eaten that extra Bacon Cheeseburger.

[Gil-Galad]

OLD PIC

Sam: did you just double-dip the chip?

Frodo: uh yea? so what?

Sam: you don't double-dip the Chip!!!


Gimli: boy am i ready for a sleep, i'll use this nice blanket

Legolas: is that Frodos Elven Cloak!?

Gimli: uh maybe... don't worry frodo will be fine *takes off armour*

Legolas: Is that Sting! and the Mythril Mail!

Gimli: oh... i know where this is going... well now that we know it saves us the journey, come i'll buy you a pint

[arcticstorm]

uh oh where did Legolas and Aragorn go. I must have taken a wrong turn at tht rock back there.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gimli stares in disbelief after Pippin jumps down a well.

[Glirdan]

Gimli: Ok, Gandalf, you're uncloaking, no matter how fun for you it is and how horrid yet we can't look away, is really starting to scare people. I'll lend you my psychiatrist after he gets back from vacation. Strange, he's been gone three months? (that's part of an inside joke)

[Kitanna]

It was a wake-up call for Gimli, as he lagged further and further behind, that is was time to go to Weight Watchers.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Wowowowowow! Legolas likes me! He really does!

[Lhunardawen]

Gimli despairs for a Dwarf woman.

[Farael]

Gimli: If those Filipino siblings don't tell me what daga means I will. I swear, I will!!!.....

Legolas: Will What?

Gimli gives him that odd look.

Edit: I just googled "Daga".... it seems it's not as bad as it could have been :p pretty innocent for an 'insult'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

That’s the fifth pie of dog much Gimli stepped in all day.

OR

Gimli: Keep breathing...

Legolas: Why? I can go ages without breathing... watch.... *collapse*

[Mithalwen]

Gimli remembers that he left the gas on ..... in Erebor....

[Holbytlass]

Gimli is unimpressed by Legolas' rock garden. "What does a stinkin' elf know about rocks?!"

[Meela]

Gimli leans back on a soft blonde rock for a rest.

Gimli: ... blonde rock?

Legolas: *from beneath Gimli* Mmmmph! Mmmmmmppphh!!

[Kuruharan]

Gimli suddenly realized that if the "Uruks had turned northeast" that everybody was just about to fall in the river.

[Valesse]

Gimli accidently creates an unseemly (or unseamly) rip in the back of his armor.

OR

Much to Gimli's masculine dismay Aragorn and Legolas decide to decide to start to skip and frolic... leaving him to nancy.

[narfforc]

Gimli gains the top of the rise only to see Aragorn and Legolas disappearing into the distance, and the elf shouting back down the trail, "COME ON KEEP UP STUMPY".

[Elu Ancalime]

The bulk of the Riddermark is 200 squared miles.

Gimli is over 500 miles from home.

His path with Aragorn and Legolas is linear, so it is 1-dimensionel.

There are tens of thousands of horses that are wild or tamed in the Mark.

Gimli's footstride is 9-15" at given times.

The average horse relieves itself 5 times a day.

Gimli should go to Vagas. He beat the odds, and now have Meras feces on his left boot.

[I suppose instead of Vagas, a Kentucky Derby pun should be inserted....]
________
Lincoln cosmopolitan history (http://www.ford-wiki.com/wiki/Lincoln_Cosmopolitan)

[elronds_daughter]

This was the look on Gimli's face when he was told that he'd been cast in The Princess Bride as the part of Fezzik.
This look was immitated by William Goldman when he was told.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gimli stops suddenly on the edge of a steep cliff!

Gimli: "Whew! It's a good thing Sam wasn't running behind me!!"

[Gurthang]

Completely stunned, Gimli looks down on a site he thought he'd never see,...

...a group of paintballers in the middle of Rohan!

OR

...Sauron having a tea party with his Black Riders!

OR

...Gandalf going to a clinic for Uncloaking Rehabilitation!

OR

...a Starbucks in the Riddermark!

OR

...an Entish footrace!

[Naria]

Going cross eyed, Gimli realizes that he should have worn his underpants that day-- feeling a bit chaffed.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gimli vowed never to accept a meal prepared by Gollum.

OR

Gimli suddenly realises why no other race has beards in such abundance.

Gimli: This blasted thing is itchy!

[Lhunardawen]

Way to go making Nilp and me feel loved, Farael. ;) :rolleyes:

Anyways...

Gimli realized - too late - that there's something wrong with the way he held his axe.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli (thinking): Here I am, chasing short wooly-footed ruffians held hostage by ugly folks who had half a day's headstart with a nancing Elf and a stinky Man! Thanks a lot, Glóin, for bringing me to existence.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Gimli: Oh my god!!! I thought all the entwives were dead!! but how come treebeard hasn't found them here?? Oh they're just trees!!! :eek: :D

[Boromir88]

Gimli: Oooh a hapence!

[narfforc]

Gimli: Well there's a thing unheard of

As he looked down on a large township in New Zealand.

[elronds_daughter]

Gimli is very confused: "Why is Aragorn washing his hair?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gimli: Can't... go... on... must... have... new... picture...

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9303.jpg

Worms are eating Merry.

Merry: I'm not dead yet!

OR

Pippin tries to find Merry's wallet while man-eating worms distract him.

[Oddwen]

Pippin: PJ! Stop! This isn't King Kong!
Merry: Arrrrghh!

[Gothmog]

Two of the contestants for "fanciest headgear" were both fighting to get to the trophy (which by the way was given to Sauron despite heavy protests)

OR

This is one of the occasions when the whole fellowship agreed that their ironical nickname for Meriadoc, Merry, suited him almost too well.

OR

Pippin was terrified when he realized that the mysterious creeping feeling he had was not only a feeling, but a mysterious creeping hand on his shoulder

OR

Merry falls asleep in the arms of Pippin, who suddenly experience the drawback of having a friend who has eaten too much garlic sleeping in his arms.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

For fans of Vic Reeves:

Merry: Oh I've fallen!

OR

When Merry had said, 'I’m so hungry I could eat an Oliphant' they dared him to, but he only got 90% of the way through and collapsed.

[Meela]

Pippin was determined to make Merry take back the remark that Eowyn's curls were prettier than Faramir's.

OR

Pippin fights frantically to un-link his chainmail from Merry's buckles as the oliphaunt stampede turns his way.

[Glirdan]

Unknown to Pippin, the "Man" behind him was actually Sauron in disguise.

or

Pippin: Hang on Merry! You'll make it!

Merry: I'm not injured!! You know what I saw in Fangorn Forest? He's here again!

Pippin: GANDALF!!!! :eek:

or even

Merry: Oh no it's Mount Zoom!!

Pippin: And there's Minas Tirith! We're saved!

Merry: No! It's got wheels to!!

Pippin: AHHH!!!! :eek:

[Lalwendë]

Merry always came off worst when Pippin instigated a tickling contest.

[THE Ka]

Pippin couldn't believe it as he stared out in disbelief of Merry's slow approaching demise... from nothing else than the murderous intentions of a misplaced bananna peel...


~ In the News Ka

[Gurthang]

Pippin's helmet is a dangerous weapon.
Pippin: "I didn't mean to poke him in the eye, honest!"

OR

Pippin: "Merry, I don't know what to do! I can't get my helmet off!"
Merry: "Oh, that's easy Pip; you just have to work up a good sneeze, then it flys right off! Watch this. AACHOO!"

OR

Merry: *cries like a baby*
Pippin gets over the shock of realizing that Merry has the mind of an infant just in time to realize that the big baby needs a diaper change!

[narfforc]

Off screen: Bring out yer dead, Bring out yer dead

Merry: I'm not dead, I'm happy.

Pippin : Anyone got a spare club?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin performs a quick bit of heart surgery... without anaesthetic. :eek:

OR

Pippin: Come on, we're leaving.

Merry: No! I'm on level 43! I've nearly got the high score!

Pippin: You can play games anytime. Now its time for tea!

Merry: No-ooooo!

[Lhunardawen]

Pippin: (whispers) "Hold still, Merry..."
Merry: "Help! Help! I'm being harassed!"

OR

Merry: "Not there, you fool! That's my wound!"

[Lalwendë]

When Big Brother asked the group to pretend they were cats, Pippin hadn't suspected that Merry would take it quite so seriously and begin to hack up furballs.

[Boromir88]

Pippin: Not the Spanish Enquisition! :eek:

OR

Pippin: All I wanted to do was make sure he didn't get all the glory by slaying the Witch-King! I didn't mean to take it so far!

Merry: Et Tu, Pip.

[Holbytlass]

The helmethead villagers: Why! Why can't we win?!

[Mithalwen]

Pippin puts Merry in a headlock after his erstwhile friend called him "pointyhead"

[mormegil]

Hobbits didn't make great warriors and couldn't even handle the most banal discomfort

Merry: AHHHHH! Leg Cramp!!! Help Pippin!

Pippin: I"m coming Merry! Somebody please help us!

[Farael]

Pippin: Merry! I'm sorry man... I did not know my hat was THAT pointy.... I just wanted to give you a friendly head-slam on the chest!

[The Elf-warrior]

Pippin: "It's all right Merry. The ice cream truck is coming soon."

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry's favorite wrestling move was to act as if his opponents hold had injured him, then pummel him once he was off guard.

Merry: "Oh Pippin!!! You've broken my larynx!!"

Pippin: "I've what?"

[HerenIstarion]

Merry: I'm thirsty, Pippin, terribly thirsty...
Pippin: Oh no, and us only #2,345 in the queue...I should try sneaking up it... please, sir, let us through, he's dying of terrible thirst... and him so young yet...
Man #2346 of the queue (grabbing Pippin from behind): Hey, young 'un, where you be a-popping to? We all are thirsty here! Drat this beer shortage should bring so much cheek in these here halflings!

[Lalwendë]

Pippin: "Cough it up, damn it!"

Pippin went into a frenzy when, faced with the Host of all Mordor, Merry owned up that some months ago he'd swapped the Ring for a copy and swallowed the original for a prank, hoping to see if it would show up on an x-ray.

[The Only Real Estel]

On-the-way-down Wolf Pippin decides to try to attach himself to an innocent during DAY three...

Pippin (wolf, lynched during DAY three): "No! Merry's innocent!"

Merry (ord, wrongfully lynched during DAY four): "Get off me wolf! I'm not even under suspicion, & I don't want to be linked to you when you're proven guilty!"


(Actually this reminds me of what malkatoj did to Gurthang in WWJ1...)

[Elu Ancalime]

John Madden or Mick Hubert: "And "Half-Nelson Hobbit' Peregrin Took puts 'Fighting Fallohide' Merry Brandybuck in his signature move, while Merry reaches for some unknown item in his arsenal....in previous matches, 'Half-Nelson' has been easily distracted by beer from inns such as The Green Dragon, The Golden Perch, and The Prancing Pony. Is this the weapon FF will use?"
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PLYMOUTH SAVOY (http://www.dodge-wiki.com/wiki/Plymouth_Savoy)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin desperately performs the Heimlich manoeuvre on Merry, who has swallowed . . .

DUN DUN DUN!!!

. . . the Slug of Doom!

[Roa_Aoife]

Merry gets laid flat by a flying lugnut as Gimli tries desperately to protect MovieLegolas from rabid fangirls.

[Gurthang]

This is Merry, biting at the proverbial 'hand that feeds him'.

AND(for those who've seen Madagascar)

Pippin: "You bit the hand, Merry, you bit the hand!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The experimental 'Hobbit Rocket' (I.e. Pippin with a funny hat and a fire work attached to each leg) prepared to take off. But he was a little reluctant.

OR

Merry: Are we there yet?

Pippin: No.

Merry: Waaa! I want to get there NOW!!! :mad:

[Maeggaladiel]

It's all fun and games, until someone loses a pancreas.

[Oddwen]

On-the-way-down Wolf Pippin decides to try to attach himself to an innocent during DAY three...
...literally.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: No-ooooo! A new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/1148.jpg

Frodo: I think it's burnt.

Galadriel: NO ITS NOT! ITS FINE! REALLY! ITS FINE!

OR

When Gimli got trapped down a well, he took up chain smoking.

[JennyHallu]

Galadriel: It's supposed to make you feel good.
Frodo: Really?
Galadriel: Um...yeah. Really good. You go first.

[Meela]

Despite the suspicious nature of Galadriel's home made anti-ageing products, they were clearly doing the job.

OR

Galadriel: *thinking* Any minute now... I'll just raise the jug, hit him calmly over the head... and snatch that pretty ring for myself.

OR

Galadriel: *thinking* I hope he realises that the mirror is over there, and that's actually Celeborn's foot lotion...

Frodo: *thinking* Can I smell lavender oil?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Eowyn's stew started to look really good.

[Formendacil]

The White Witch was not amused to find Aslan gone, and a mere Hobbit left at the Stone Table...

[Lalwendë]

Pizza Hut 'Employee of the Month' Galadriel moves in swiftly to quench the flames as the drunken Hobbit lads set fire to the leftover crusts of their Deep Pan Pizza for a prank.

[Kitanna]

Just a little farther..., Galadriel thought. If Frodo would just lean foreward just a little more she'd have the secret ingredient to her famous stew.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Galadriel's Baby Balrog play pen.

[Kuruharan]

Galadriel: Crrrap!! It’s on the fritz again!! You try rebooting it while I call the repairman.

[Farael]

Galadriel: Come, I will show you some of what you may call elven magic

Sam: But this is just some dry ice dumped into warm water, we use this trick in haloween over at the Shire

[Lalwendë]

Galadriel stands patiently by with the water. "Tch. Men and barbecues..."

[davem]

Frodo: 'I made a little brown fish!'
Galadriel: 'Yes, well, stop staring at it & just flush it!'

[The Elf-warrior]

Frodo witnesses the creation of the first french fries.

[The Only Real Estel]

Galadriel: "Yes, Frodo Baggins. What you have placed here in the Analyses Ashtray of Galadriel is the One Cigarette of Doom."

-OR-

Batman Begins/LotR
-------------------------
Galadriel: "Breathe....Breathe in your fears. Face them!..."

Just watching that movie now...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Galadriel offers Frodo a drink of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

[Roa_Aoife]

I don't see anything....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: So, what's this? A secret potion to make us all stronger? Some boiling water to chuck on Orcs? Magic water that will give us all better eyesight?

Galadriel:... It's Tea.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Galadriel loves her roast Hobbit fresh . . . and gullible.

[Gurthang]

Galadriel: "That's what I get for being the troop leader for a bunch of Boy Scouts. Always with the fires, they are."

OR

Galadriel: "I made it especially for you! How can you not even try it! How can you be so inconsiderate!" *runs away weeping*
Frodo: "Um. So, what just happened her?"

OR

Galadriel: "No, trust me, it's not illegal."

[Roa_Aoife]

Gladriel: It's ancient Elven secret- just breath on the steam and your cold will be gone in no time.

Frodo: *thinking* Go no the the Elves for counsel, for they're full of it.

[Anguirel]

davem: All very impressive, madam, but essentially the methods you're using are the same as those of the Enemy. You constitute a lesser manifestation of the Machine! Don't try to dupe me-I'm repelled! This is an outrage!

[The Only Real Estel]

"Is the oven hot enough, Hansel?"

[wilwarin538]

After Legolas' pet hare, Elmerf, catches on fire the only way of extinguishing it is throwing into Galadriel's mirror.

Galadriel: Frodo, what do you see?

Frodo: A miniture multi-coloured hare. What does it meen?

:p

[Maeggaladiel]

Frodo's science project didn't go so well. The moment his teacher came over to inspect his petri dish, his colony of penicillin denethorus decided to commit suicide.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo had a bad feeling about this new steam treatment for bad acne, but he was desperate.

[Lalwendë]

After almost a month in the wilderness even Legolas had begun to whiff, so before they were allowed to enter Caras Galadhon, Galadriel insisted on boil-washing the socks and underpants of everyone in the Fellowship.

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo: "What does this button do?"

OR

Frodo: "Uh...what does this mouse floating here have to do with me?"

OR

Galadriel watched as Frodo did her Chem lab stuff for her...as usual.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boiling the water made bobbing for apples a little more interesting.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Galadriel: What do you see?

Frodo: Crazy people giving crazy captions to this scene.

[The Elf-warrior]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/dtttdvdrotkp4.jpg

Denethor: "Gondor, Gondor über alles!"

[Maeggaladiel]

Denethor finds out just how much he's paying in electric bills this month. With sinking heart, Faramir realizes that he may never see his Xbox again.

[Formendacil]

Denethor's 4th Grade School Portrait: 42nd Year therein.

[Farael]

Boromir: Oh, great.... FARAMIR!! Did you steal Dad's pacifier again??

[Lhunardawen]

Denethor was furious when he found out that Boromir has been crowned Disco King in his reign.

[mormegil]

Denethor: I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING THE BATHROOM!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: Its NOT a wig!

OR

Four pages of ranting notes: £1

Gandalf as an easy target: £4.50

Realising that Pippin put laxatives in your tea: Priceless.

[Boromir88]

Denethor goes crazy after Faramir asked if he could drive Minas Tirith for the thousandth time.

Denethor: The Keys to Minas Tirith are mine! And no others!

[Kuruharan]

While Denethor was berating Gandalf, Pippin slipped a whoopie cushion in Denethor's chair... :o

[elronds_daughter]

Denethor: "What do you mean you accidently cut down the White Tree?! When I said we needed firewood, I didn't mean we were that desperate!"

[Kath]

Denethor: Look, I'm trying! Stewards just can't do The King's sneer.

[narfforc]

Denethor: MUST..........REMEMBER.............AT ...........MY ................AGE...............TO.........EAT.. .........MORE........................FIBRE........ .................................................. ....

[Gurthang]

Denethor can't for the life of him remember how to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

OR

Denethor is so mad he could bite off his own thumb. That's actually the reason he's making this face.

OR

Denethor can't believe Legolas won the Most Beautiful Hair in Middle Earth Contest:
Denethor: "But mine is Wavy! WAVY, I say!"

OR

Denethor tries to use his psychic powers to predict who will win the Super Bowl.
Denethor: "It's coming in...it's going to be... Steelers 34, Seahawks 30!"

[Meela]

Denethor is infuriated as yet another wizard demands an audience.

Denethor: That's the fourth today! Haven't they got other rulers to bother?

Gandalf: Uh, guys? Gondor is my patch, remember? Radagast, I scheduled you to pester Mirkwood this afternoon instead of me! Scram!

OR

Denethor: Gandalf, I swear. If you uncloak in this hall one more time, I'll-

Gandalf: Too late!

Denethor: Auuuuggh!

[HerenIstarion]

John Noble (Bob 'Bull' Hurley): I own you! You are mine!
Ian McKellen (Lincoln Hawk): When I turn the cap like this, I'm like...I'm like...hey, Menahem, what I'm like? Truck? Ah, right, I'm like this truck... and I do need this truck!
John Noble: I own you! You are mine!

Menahem Golan (the director): m-mm, they ain't that convincing, better try Silvester Stallone and Rick Zumwalt instead, I suppose...

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

It wasn't just staring at the palantir that drove Denethor mad, but the constantly appearing pop-up windows were really getting on his nerve.

or

Denethor: What do you mean you want to place wheels under the city?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Look at the bottom of the picture:

Denethor dribbled a lot.

OR

When Gandalf said, "No rest for the wicked" no one expected him to arrange a brass band to play outside Denethor’s door at midnight.

[Elu Ancalime]

Denethor: "How have yo so easily lost Osgilliath!? The mithril Elven Spinners for Minas Tirith were in there!"

OR

Denethor: "No, I dont want to participate in your survey!!! Stop calling me at supper time!!!"

OR

Pippin (off-screen): "My mommy told me if you make an ugly face, it will stick."

Gandalf in response: ""The Steward of Gondor makes no such face Peregrin Took, he inherits the likeness of one whom has forgotten his own name...yes, the Mouth of Sauron.
________
SUZUKI GSX-R1000 SPECIFICATIONS (http://www.suzuki-tech.com/wiki/Suzuki_GSX-R1000)

[Kath]

Denethor: How could you lose Osgiliath! It's a city for crying out loud! It isn't as though it has wheels!

[narfforc]

Denethor:You might not be happy with Jacksons Character assination, but think of me, I've got to act the damn part.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Denethor just saw Sauron . . . uncloaked! :eek:

[Gil-Galad]

No shrubbery here! no! no!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Denethor: What do you mean we're out of tissue paper?

[Lhunardawen]

Denethor bit into a soft tomato.

OR

Denethor convinces Faramir that he needs a new toothbrush.
Faramir: "Okay, okay, I'll ask those Orcs in Osgiliath if they brought extra."

[Vuelve]

Denethor: I can't believe its not butter!

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

Denethor: ++FARAMIR!!!!!

[Anguirel]

Denethor's reaction to the news that his retirement was to be spent in a country cottage with Gandalf...

[JennyHallu]

Denethor's reaction to relaxed hobbit after large meal of chili-soup...(ewww)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor's reaction to the news that his retirement was to be spent in a country cottage with Gandalf...

Denethor: I'll nail that cloak to his skin!

OR

Denethor tries to look at his eyebrows.

[Bêthberry]

Denethor: "Torch that hairdresser. I didn't say I wanted Klingon locks."

[mormegil]

Despite Gandalf's warnings Denethor still let Pippin use his Palantir and he just opened the most recent bill.

or

Denethor just opened his most recent natural gas bill
(My bill is over double what it was last year :mad: )

[Gandalf_the _white]

Day 1
++Faramir
No reason
Day 2
++Faramir
No reason.... etc :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: We need a new picture! NOW!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/16250.jpg

Isildur: "'Ash nage dubatuluk, ahs nage, gimbatul, Sauron rules, ash nag-' wait a moment!"

OR

Only though his mini magnifying glass, could Isildur see the fine stitching on his glove. Pitty he found this out while a Balrog went on a rampage.

[Roa_Aoife]

Isildur: Finally! I had to fight off two Balrogs (one with wings, one without), an uncloaking wizard, a pansy elf, and catch the moving volcano, but I've finally got the elusive Easterling Gold Lion Bottle Cap! My collection is finally complete!

[Kitanna]

The unexpected wedding ring from Elrond freaked Isildur out.

or

"Gold is so tacky."

[JennyHallu]

"That's funny...does that say...yes it does...

'MADE IN CHINA'!"

[Lalwendë]

How Isildur came to keep the ring...

Isildur: "Tell you what, before we chuck it out, let's go to the Minas Tirith branch of Argos and see if they'll give us any cash for it without a receipt."

[Kath]

Isildur: So, if I angle this like so, and wait for the light to shine just right . . . wait, wrong film.

[narfforc]

Isildur: If this is The One Ring, how come half the cast has got one. What's more, how do I know it isn't a cheap copy from Ye Olde Ebay Shoppe.

[Gothmog]

Isildur measuring Elrond's head: Heehee, if I hold it like...this, the half-elven's head over there is no bigger that a ring!

OR

Isildur was a bit disturbed by the shining shape that hovered above the ring.

OR

Hmmm... Looks like a tiny wheel. Maybe I should try putting this on Minas Tirith?

OR

(Narnia influenced): Now this wasn't a nice place. And I lost one of the rings! What is this one, green or yellow? AHHHH, panic!

[narfforc]

Isildur: I take this as compensation for my Father and my Brother the Otherone, who no-one remembers, as I can't be bothered suing.

[The Only Real Estel]

Isildur: "Hmm, according to the instruction sheet this Ring is extremely powerful, but you can't read the writing on it unless it's put in a fire. Well, I'd love to have some power, I wonder if the fires of Mount Doom here will do for showing up the writing?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Isildur: Okay, instructions; "place ring on finger. Turn invisible. Prance around like a fool" sounds good to me!

OR

Isildur: "If found, please return to 'Mr nice man and not Sauron who will kill you all, 1 Barad-dur lane, Mordor.'"

[Holbytlass]

Hhhm, should I throw you out? Naah, I'll throw out the only female:Belladonna Took!

From a disgruntled Hobbit Survivor fan :mad: :D

[Meela]

Isildur discovers that Sauron has made off with the real Ring, and left him with a Mordor brand napkin ring.

OR

The One Friendship Ring:

"Sauron + Saruman: best friends 4eva."

[Lhunardawen]

Isildur: "Will you marry me, dear Balrog?"

[Glirdan]

Isildur: I KNEW that if I put this Ring on I would see the light at the end of the tunnel!!

[The Elf-warrior]

Isildur: "My precious!"

[Gil-Galad]

Isildur: If this won't stop gandalf uncloaking then so have mercy on our souls

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Writing on the ring: Sorry, this is not the One Ring. Please try again. Thank you for buying Sugar-coated Lembas Flakes.

[mormegil]

No matter how hard he tried Isildur couldn't figure out how this one ring was acting as a hair dryer.

[THE Ka]

Isildur was always stumbling over lingustical or pronounciational barriers, even when it came to using fast food tokens...

Isildur: *reads aloud* Je fa.. Je fai... oh yes! Je FAIM!

Random Orc cashier: That's strange, i've always taken you for being male... What would you like to eat, miss?

Isildur: Gah! Stupid WordLingo.com!


~ Aesthete