Crazy Captions

[Farael]

Sauron: And now to add some water on to this concentrated acid....

Or

Sauron: Fumehood? who needs a fumehood?

Or
(a moment before the picture was taken)
Morgoth: I'm telling you Sauron, it's totally safe to throw that chemical down the drain *snickers*

Or
Sauron: WitchKing, you said that there was a little smell of ammonia in your bench, but this is ridiculous!

[Bêthberry]

Sauron: "Fire, fire, on the floor, who's the foulest one of Dur?

OR:

United Firefighters of America: "Don't play with fire. You could get burned."

OR:

All the hobbits out there: "Who is that Masked Man?"

[Kuruharan]

Sauron the Flamethrower.

The kids love this one.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

And you thought Denethor was a pyromaniac.

[The Only Real Estel]

Attempting to land a spot in Nelly's Hot In Here music video, Sauron tries to film an impressive audition tape...

[mormegil]

Preparation-H has finally met its match

or

Snaga: Do you mind if I roast my marshmallows?

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

ARRRGH I really have to get a better cook. Look at the orc burgers!! completely ruined!!!

[High King Fingolfin]

Sauron really wished he had had Barad-dur fireproofed right about now ...

[Eonwe]

Sauron: I always knew makeing nitroglicin was hard, but geez!

[ninja91]

Sauron: Remember, kids! Dont play with matches, or people could get really mad.

[Oddwen]

Once upon a time, there was a Maia named Sauron. He was often perceived as evil, but he was't really, he was just neglectful, and spent overmuch time puttering around in the flower gardens around the sea of Nurnen.

Not only was he neglectful of his people and realm, he was neglectful of basic safety precautions as well. For when it was time to burn off a nasty patch of noxious weeds, he ignored the warnings of his friends and did not wear the required protective suit, and was burned to a crisp.

And the moral of that story kids, is Only you can prevent Florist Fires!

[Damrod]

Witch-King: Ron, I knew you shouldn't have tried to deep-fry the turkey! (Ok, so Thanksgiving was weeks ago, but will that stop me?)
OR
After the first attempt on forging the Ring resulted in severe burns, Sauron learned to follow proper safety procedures, like not standing in open flame.

[Rikae]

Sauron: Um, Peter? Would you mind turning down the saturation and adjusting the color balance a little? This is an a teensy bit uncomfortable. Thanks a bunch! :)

[Gothmog]

Mods of the Downs: Hey Sauron, Fordim specificly said "No flaming the movies" (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=13364) as rule number one! One more time and you're out of here!

OR

PJ: Very funny Sauron, throwing red paint at the camera... From now on, we'll have that giant eye over there play your role!

[Holbytlass]

Some holiday cheer....


"Sauron roasting on an open fire...."

[Brinniel]

Sauron discovers the How to Annoy Sauron (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=13375) thread...

[Farael]

Sauron: "Smaug!! How many times do I need to tell you to cover your mouth when you sneeze?"

[Mithalwen]

When Sauron flambeed the Christmas pudding he didn't do it by halves ...

[Oddwen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/stupidlook.jpg

What's this? Dawn? Again?

[The Elf-warrior]

Legolas: "Stratus clouds in Rohan? Inconceivable!" OR

Legolas: "What do mean, my eyebrows don't match my hair?"

[High King Fingolfin]

Legolas: What are you laughing at, Gimli?

Gimli: Erm nothing, ignore the tear in your pants.

[Farael]

Legolas' eyesight was deteriorating quickly after his 1000th birthday.

Legolas: "Gimli! Stop kidding around, there is no oliphaunt behind me!!!"

[Thinlómien]

Oliphaunt: "Helloooo...."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas learned an important lesson here... Watch where you step when there are Oliphants around.

[Gothmog]

Gimli: Quick, Fair-haired Legolas, what's 2+1?

Fair-haired Legolas: ............................

(No offence, blondes ;) )

[mormegil]

Legolas never really believed the supposed rumors of the 'wedgie orc clan' to be true, until now.

[Holbytlass]

Is that barbecued Sauron I smell?

[Kuruharan]

Onward came the fangurls!!!!

[mormegil]

Legolas: SANTA?!?!

[Rikae]

Legolas: Oh no...I left my quiver in the beauty parlor!

Aragorn: It's on your back.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Fe, fi, fo fum, i smell the stench of an Aragorn....

[Holbytlass]

but..but, I'm too tall to make toys!

[Oddwen]

A dentist?!? Herbieeee-ee!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It's hard to know how to react when, the city you have fought insane battles to protect, is inexplicably launched into space.

OR

It's hard to know how to react when a Dwarf melts.

[Mänwe]

Legolas; "A Grey Sky." *pause* "Shampoo has been spilt this night!"

AND

*Legolas was mightily surprised to see that Gimli had taken his advice. Would being clean shaven really make the dwarf more alluring?*

[Gurthang]

Legolas prepares to use his 7XL bow that he just purchased.

[Formendacil]

Cindy-Legolou Who to the Grinch: "Santa? Is that you? Why are you stealing all our presents?"

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

star light, star bright, first star I see tonight.....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas witnesses what happens when you put a Dwarf in water.

EXPANDING BEARD!

[The Only Real Estel]

Legolas: "The in-laws turn northeast. They're coming...here!!??

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Alas! Evening draws nigh. Alas that Aragorn refuses to bathe.

[The Elf-warrior]

Legolas: "Is that a new picture I see before me?"

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/BakshiFrodo.jpg

Frodo: "Look into my eyes! You are getting sleepy! Verry sleepy!"

[Kitanna]

"You take it, for gold is tacky."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo was never any good at getting birthday presents. Frodo didn't even know what a monocle was!

OR

One for Brittons:

Frodo demands to know who stole the middle of his £2 coin.

[Mänwe]

Frodo ponders, Gandalf may be right, Hobbits may not be able to pass through the eye of a needle, but through the hole of a ring?

OR

Frodo looks on as Gandalf who slightly innebriated on the floor, held his right arm in the air and for the hundreth time exclaims, "Come on, through the hoop" *hick* cooome on boy, tha's a' good boy, through the hoop!" *hick*

[Farael]

Half way up Mt. Doom, Frodo realizes that the gold ring had been replaced by a iron one painted yellow.

[Oddwen]

But why doesn't his eye turn invisible? Or maybe he just can't see anything when he looks through the Ring?

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

At the audition for the role of Le Chiffre, Frodo had to act the "torture scene"

Frodo: I have to do what with the ring !?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo wonders where the rest of his telescope has gone.

[Lalwendë]

Frodo is disgusted to find that the One Ring came from the Elizabeth Duke range at Argos. "I'm not being seen dead in this! I'll look like a chav!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The Black Panthers? Silly eye-makeup? Frodo's costume made no sense.

[Rikae]

Playing with the big people's monocles is funny, until they get stuck.

[High King Fingolfin]

Frodo became very worried when the inscription on the Ring changed to "Made in Taiwan."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: This is the One Ring.

Frodo: Looks like the Zero Ring to me. Get it? "0" ho-ho-ho! :D

Gandalf: ... *Slaps*

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

I thought i would be able to see better with this.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "There is no Ring...there is no Ring...dang it why can't I do it!!??"

[Lalwendë]

New Line in 2020 grew ever more desperate to draw blood out of the Middle-earth franchise and resorted to making Gaudy Night Of The Rings, starring Frodo as Lord Peter Wimsey.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo is getting tired when he receives, for the ninth birthday running, a golden ring that he has been told to get rid of. :rolleyes:

[Holbytlass]

With this then I shall become MR. Peanut (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=Mr.+Peanut&btnG=Search+Images)!!

[Mithalwen]

Hungry and delirious in Mordor, Frodo tries to convince him self that the one ring is not a Hula-hoop

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Frodo wondered when his new Mood Ring would turn blue, thus showing him to the happy well-adjusted little hobbit that he knew himself to be...

[The Might]

Soon after reaching Henneth Annun Frodo threw away the Ring because he heard some Gondorians say that gold is so Second Age and that only pink is in in 3019

[Valesse]

Frodo tries to tempt Cher with the one ring

...and finds that offering the diva the cursed jewelry was even more frightening than when he decided to offer it to Galadriel. Even with the inexplicable change of costume and buggy eyes.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Isn't it amazing what you find when spring cleaning? :rolleyes:

[Farael]

Ugluk:"Get into that hobbit-leash The White Hand prepared for you. I'm Ugluk, I command!"
Pippin: "Oi Merry... how do we tell him that Saruman must have gotten the wrong idea when he heard hobbits were really tiny?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo looks through the ring only to see, a new picture!

http://i18.tinypic.com/2ro6ux0.jpg

The lines at the supermarket were getting ridiculous!

OR

Aragorn had a sneaking suspicion that he might be being followed.

[Farael]

A crowd of really angry gondorian soldiers 'escorts' Aragorn out of the white city after he expresses his desire of turning it into the "light pink with little yellow spots" city.

[The Might]

Too bad that, unlike Frodo, these Gondorians didn't know that pink was in in 3019...even Sauron was planning to redecorate Barad-dur pink

[Lalwendë]

Here we see a scene from Brian of the Rings.

Aragorn: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Legolas: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Aragorn: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Aragorn: Now, get lost!
[silence]
Eomer: How shall we get lost, O Lord?

[High King Fingolfin]

Aragorn wishes he didn't have everyone behind him when he burped.

[Formendacil]

Aragorn's idea of a possé was a little extravagant.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Guy at the back: Are we there yet?

OR

Aragorn: Oops! I forgot something! Can you all wait here a moment?

[The Might]

A little spoof of a scene at the Council of Elrond I just thought of:

Gandalf wished he hadn't eaten so many Elvish cookies before Elrond's counsel because he now had some "gas" problems...and he had to stick to slient but deadly ones

The change in the smell was astounding. Suddenly it became menacing, powerful, harsh as stone. A shadow seemed to pass over the high sun, and the porch for a moment grew dark. All trembled, and the Elves stopped their noses.

"Never before has anyone dared to do such a thing in Imladris, Gandalf the Grey," said Elrond, as the shadow passed and the company breathed once more.
"And let us hope that none will ever do it here again," answered Gandalf. "Nonetheless I do not ask your pardon, Master Elrond. For if that smell is not soon to be smelt in every corner of the West, then let all put doubt aside that this thing is indeed what the Wise have declared: the stench of Sauron himself"

[Volo]

Every knight in the country wanted to have a (long) look at the White Horse Legolas was riding, not that they dared to look straight at it anyway...

[Rikae]

Gandalf: Are you sure nobody's following us?
Aragorn: Absolutely, positively and in all other ways inconceivable! Incidentally, why do you ask?

-or-

Aragorn, feeling nostalgic for his days as a Ranger, tried to have a solitary stroll in the forest...but it didn't go as planned.

[Valesse]

Aragorn: Mwahahaha... those guys at McDonald's aren't going to know what hit them! 3,000 Happy meals... to go! :D
Legolas: I want the -good- toy this time, too!

OR

Everyone: Three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer on the wall... three-thousand fourty-one bottles of beer...

[The Might]

Aragorn decided to go to a picnic and invite some friends

Sorry for my last post, I have only understood what the topic is about a few minutes ago, even though I have read the first post before. I thought that you have to look at the members' avatars or something.
Sorry, now I understood what it all was about.

btw, thanks for the "nice" reputation contribution :(

[Farael]

Very... interesting, Mr Might. But it's not really a caption, is it? :confused:
Tssk.... Hookbill, shame on you... don't you see that this is clearly a caption on the picture that we had a few days ago that had Legolas looking as if he was smelling something foul? ;) (Just run along with it, The Might ;))

Anyway, back to captioning.

Aragorn: "Alright! if one of you guys burp again, anyone burps again we are all going back to Gondor and no Dinsey Land for anyone!!"

[Naz]

There always was a great turn out for Gondor's New Year's Parade, even with the unfortunate event that blew up the majority of the floats...

:p

[The Might]

I thought of another one:
Aragorn: Ahh...I thought I was the only that knew the new Harry Potter book is coming out today...I must be the first one to have one...
Gandalf: So...he thinks he'll be there before me...I didn't battle the balrog to get second best
Legolas: Hmm...I wonder on which side Snape is ???

Farael, thank you for your kind words. :)
The problem is I got pretty sad to get that, because I'm the kind of person who usually tries to make everything right and never give up so I wasn't very happy that because of a stupid mistake I got that warning. It seems unimportant to most probably, but to me personally it matters. :(

[Kitanna]

Here we see a scene from Brian of the Rings.

Aragorn: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Legolas: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Aragorn: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Aragorn: Now, get lost!
[silence]
Eomer: How shall we get lost, O Lord?
(because I simply could not resist...)
Arwen from the city walls: He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

btw, thanks for the "nice" reputation contribution :(

That wasn't me. :(

Anyway...

Aragorn: Okay, what Ice-cream does everyone want?

OR

Guy at the back: It'll be over by the time I get there.

[Holbytlass]

Aragorn: *shouts*Please hold hands with your riding buddy! That way when one of you gets lost so will the other!

Legolas: Aah, a diversion.

[Volo]

Gandalf: "Wait, Aragorn! How many times do I have to tell you? It has sharp pointy teeth. Not just sharp like Anduril, but Sharp, like: Real Sharp. The Rabbit of Gorgoroth is not just any ol' rabbit, it's Morgoth's most hideous and dangerous monster ever created. Even Sauron fears it... Not to mention me!"

Aragorn: "Don't worry, Gandalf... Now. Turn around. What do you see?"

Gandalf: *turns* "Rabbit food."

Aragorn: *sigh* "These are the bravest men in Middle-Earth, they have fought against the Hamster of Angband and defeated it. Gandalf, if you don't have anything better to do than tell ghost-stories, go home."

And Gandalf left, but little did Aragorn know...

[mormegil]

Aragorn had learned of the "battle wedge" offensive formation and thought it a grand idea, unfortunately he didn't quite grasp the concept too well.

Legolas: It's a bit long don't you think Aragorn?

Aragorn: Nonsense! This makes perfect sense, there is no possible way an enemy could defeat this.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Elrond: mabey we should cut down to only 9 in the fellowship.

[Gil-Galad]

Eomer: wow the city is a mess...

Aragorn: first step to being king! if you leave a mess long enough somebody else will eventualy clean it up! lets go!


*in background*

Eowyn: *sigh*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Maybe if we all leave quickly, Denethor won't notice the damage we did during the party last night...

[Boromir88]

Aragorn empties Minas Tirith to go on the Holy Crusade in searching for the Holy Picture of Argghhhh...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/thefellowship/fotr_aragornlegolasboromir_moria_2.jpg

Boromir: Shh! Keep your voice down, there's a strange elf that has a sinister look on his face standing right over you!

Aragorn: Thanks a lot, now you just tipped him off that we're on to him.

[Mithalwen]

Previous pic

(The future king with friend and bodyguards). Discreet close protection was not a concept that had reached Minas Tirith.

[Boromir88]

Boromir and Aragorn discuss the annoyance with Elrond's insistance a super-human (err elf) robot bodyguard travel along with the Fellowship.

Boromir: I mean he is constantly taking all my glory with his fancy robot moves.

Aragorn: Oh, that's not even the worst of it. He says the most obvious things.

[The Might]

Boromir: So there I was, surrounded by at least 10 Nazgul
Aragorn: There only are 9

Legolas: looking at his reflection *Am I looking great today or what?*

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Legolas: The sun is rising red. No, no, that's not it. The suun is rising red. No, still bad. Ah-the sun is rising red! No, no... The sun is riiising...
Aragorn: Did you tell him that this is just a simple lantern?
Boromir: Well, let him twaddle, you'll get used to it.

[The Might]

Just thought of another one after reading Legate's caption

Aragorn: Hey Legolas, where are they talking the Hobbits to now ? *laughs*
Boromir: I think I saw them heading towards Isengard. Know waht that means Legolas?

Legolas: I hate you both

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: And so, you just put the weed in the pipe and light it on fire? Interesting...

Aragorn: ... :confused:

OR

While Aragorn and Boromir talk about the fate of Middle Earth, Legolas is more interested in the moss growing on the rock...

[Farael]

Stealing from you my friend...
Boromir: And so, you just put the weed in the pipe and light it on fire? Interesting...... I should tell my dad, Denethor, about it!

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Legolas: one little two little three little bugs....

Boromir: if that elf keeps on going on like that I'm gonna smack him.

Aragorn: Do not be too eager to deal out death and judgement. We may have a use for him that i cannot see.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

A giant peice of abt dung falls from the roof of the cave.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Legolas: Is this a stalactite or a stalagmite? I'd never remember this...
Boromir: Where did he get it?
Aragorn: From the DuckTales comic series. He's just trying to impress fans.

OR

Boromir: *Sigh* I know, by the time we return to Minas Tirith, she'd be already married with Iorlas.
Aragorn: It's Irolas in the movies. And don't worry, Boromir. True love will wait forever.
Legolas: *trying to hypnotize a rock*

[The Only Real Estel]

Borormir: "You know Aragorn, Legolas' pipe is way bigger than your's..."

Aragon: "There better not be a double meaning behind that."

[Lalwendë]

Boro: "Give us the last smoke of your pipe, will you?"

Huffy Legolas: "Why do we have to spend every break time hiding behind the bike sheds while you two have a smoke?"

[Farael]

Boromir: "I'm telling you, we should have used a catapult to fling the ring into Mt. Doom"
Aragorn:"How many times do I have to tell you that is a silly idea?"
Legolas (Thinking): "Oh, here we go again..."

[Oddwen]

Boromir passes out and falls forward from lack of sleep, while Legolas moves a rock over Aragorn with his mind.

Or...

The evils of pipeweed. You can't see the horrible stench it creates, but you can see one poor soul passing out, while the other mistakenly believes he's telekinetic.

Or...

Boromir: Aragorn, is that elf hugging his bow?
Aragorn: Yes. He's had it since he was two.

Or...

Look at that chubby little face...looks like you've got your fat elf, Durelin.

[mormegil]

While Aragorn and Boromir attempt to have a serious discussion Legolas decides to lighten the mood a bit with some of his 'air fiddle' playing.

[Formendacil]

Aragorn: "Don't worry, Legolas is always like this around giant stalactites."

Boromir: "I'm not so sure it's the stalactite that's causing it, Aragorn."

[Holbytlass]

Boromir: psst, Aragorn. when was Legolas switched for Haldir?

[Nimrodel_9]

Boromir: Is he still ignoring you?
Aragorn: Yeah, I think that last little comment about a sword being better than a bow really got to him.

[The Might]

Aragorn: Sorry Legolas, me and Boromir have to have a smoke. It will only take a minute I promise.
Boromir: So anyway, I had just escaped those 10 Nazgul
Legolas: *counting* 59,58,57...

[Lalwendë]

Legolas wanders in to find out what the bad smell is. "Are you lads smoking this stuff hanging from the roof? You do know it's Orc guano, don't you?"

:smokin:

[The Might]

Well, it seemed to me that the last picture got enough captions, so I guess I'll post a new one
This is the scene I am talking about in my Gimli on drugs? (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=13533) thread
(http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=13533)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/348069341_c1d83249eb_o.jpg

[Hookbill the Goomba]

As Aragorn's pre battle speech enters it's 9th hour, the man behind Gandalf wants to know if he can go to the toilet yet.

OR

As The mouth of Sauron performs a song and dance routine, Gandlaf wonders if he left the iron on back home...

[The Might]

after leaving Minas Tirith, the Host of the West finally arrive to the library where Harry Potter 7 is coming out
Aragorn already makes a run for it,Legolas attempts to start reading the book from far away, while Gandalf tries to teleport himself a book using mind power
Gimli...well he can't really do anything about it, that's why he was the strange face :D

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Legolas: I see it!!! I see it!!! eureka!!!

Gimli: what? what?

Gandalf: I think I see it too.

Gimli: What? What?

Eomer and soldiers together: I see it too.

Gimli: WHAT?????

Everyone: The SUN IS RISING!!!!!!

[Oddwen]

When dwarves are posessed by demons...

[Rikae]

More than one picture a day? Inconceivable!
I wanted to caption the previous one. I think I'll go ahead and do it anyway...:D

After stealing a packet of pipeweed, Aragorn nearly escaped mall security by posing among the mannequins, but Officer Boromir finally spotted him.

[Formendacil]

Gimli to Legolas: "You do realise that as you and Gandalf have no helms, you will be at a severe disadvantage in battle? The orks will flock to your weakness!"

Legolas: "Shouldn't be a problem; the Mouth just keeps talking... and talking... and talking... and talking... I've given up hoping that Aragorn will abandon common courtesy and chop his head off."

[Gil-Galad]

Jack Black as Frodo: okay guys, we got this far so lets just do this and get it over with... yo gimli, eyes up here okay.

[THE Ka]

Much like eggplants, dwarves can become lightheaded and irrate for prolonged periods of sunlight, suspicious company, and utterly boring speeches...

~ Ka

[High King Fingolfin]

Gimli's 42nd anniversary of his first hangover was celebrated in a remarkably similar way.

[Valesse]

* Boromir88's image:

Boromir: I heard elves are vunerable to arm pit lint.
Aragorn: What?
Legolas: What?? *Checks*
Boromir: I also heard that the word "Gullible" is written on the gates of Mordor.

* TheMight's image:

After months of teasing, a desperate Legolas was determind to find it himself: The word "Gullible" written on the gates of Mordor.

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf squints: "I've forgotten me specs! What's that sign say? Murder 20 miles?"

[Rikae]

Aragorn and his companions were prepared to see a horrifying creature emerge from the gates of Mordor, but "psychadelic Galadriel"* was more than they bargained for.

*riding the Flat Morgo-Yak, natch!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

legolas: whats that smell
gandalf: it smells like someone farted...
Eómer: i think im going to be sick....
gimli: frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf & Legolas squint into the sun & strain to make out what is in the distance. It looks like...could it be......but there's so much glare....yes - it's thousands of breakdancing orcs!

Gimli (with that knowing look he has in his eyes): "You knew that was coming."

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

It was kind of pathetic, but neither Gimli, Eomer, Legolas or Gandalf knew that they where being followed. . .

[The Might]

Gimli thought that if he perhaps smoked some of Aragorn's athelas he would be better prepared for battle...it unfortunately had a different effect

[Boromir88]

Gimli: 'Augg. Legolas, watch where you're swinging that bow.'

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Pippin was really unhappy about the group-photo that was taken before the battle at the Black Gate.

[The Only Real Estel]

Always the prankster, Gimli sprayed a little of the new Levitra cologne behind Legolas' ears before the battle.

Legolas: What the...?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Mouth of Sauron: What do you lot want?

Legolas: Yeah, I'll have, a chicken burger and small fries please.

Gimli: *Groan*

Legolas: Oh, and a Happy meal for Gimli.

[The Might]

Mouth of Sauron: What do you lot want?

Legolas: Yeah, I'll have, a chicken burger and small fries please.

Gimli: *Groan*

Legolas: Oh, and a Happy meal for Gimli.Sorry for stealing the idea btw

But when they received their order Gimli noticed he had gotten the wrong toy...

Gimli: I told you I wanted Galadriel ! Now I have Elrond ! :mad:

[Mithalwen]

Eomer's ventriloquist dummies looked quite realistic apart from their gormless facial expressions

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Legolas: I see someone dancing on top of the tower.....

Gandalf: It's SAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bêthberry]

Both Legolas and Gimli regret the shield boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's shield.

[Formendacil]

Both Legolas and Gimli regret the shield boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's shield.

With a total and complete twisted mind, I must steal Bêthberry's caption...

Both Legolas and Gimli regret the dwarf-boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's face.

[The Only Real Estel]

Try as they might, Gandalf & co. couldn't figure out a good way to approach the sun without the unwanted hazard of getting burned up.

Legolas: Maybe if we go at night...

[The Might]

Gimli wanted a rematch from Legolas after losing to him in Edoras in the movie, but he was defeated again...:D

[Oddwen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/petspiderbyemmie.jpg

Merry: Look what we got you for your Birthday, Frodo!

Pippin: It's a Ring of Power! I knew you'd love it!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Even though Frodo had wanted to see Bilbo, he was stuck for words when Bilbo appeared... out of nowhere!

OR

Merry tries to hold back laughter after placing a 'kill me' sign on Frodo's back.

Pippin: That's why the Black Riders were after us!

[The Might]

Frodo: It's a...it's a...it's a...Wii !!!

[Mänwe]

Pippin liked it.

Merry was awed by it.

*The cardboard cut out was superb*

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

A caption from the brand new reality show "Werewolf MMVII: Rumble in Rivendell", Weremerry and Werepippin have just located their next prey...

[The Might]

I had another idea:

Merry: Pippin, whatever you do, don't turn!
Frodo: ...Gimli...why are you naked?

Or another one:

Pippin: Hey guys, someone called today, said you're in trouble because of some strange thing called "filesharing"... Isn't that strange...?
Merry: Oh my Eru !
Frodo: ...

[Farael]

Frodo finally understands why everyone was snickering when he promised Elrond to check if the word "Gullible" was still written on the walls of Mordor on his way there.

[Rikae]

Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to his new girlfriend, Snozzsnot the Ork-ess.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Break dancing... Wizards?

OR

Bilbo explodes after finding out that Frodo sold Bag End to the Sack-Vill Bagginses.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Frodo suddenly finds out what he left behind in Rivendell.

"My pointy eeeeaaaaaar!!!!!!!!"

[Naz]

A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.

Boromir!

The Might's picture: You all know that feeling, when you get a school picture back & know you want a retake... That's how Gimli's feeling.

or:

Class of 3019 : D

[High King Fingolfin]

Frodo's reaction to Pippin's Power Point on how to become ruler of Middle-Earth was not quite what he had hoped.

[mormegil]

Frodo: It's a bit breezy...uh oh!

Frodo suddenly realized that he indeed forgot to put his pants on and this wasn't a dream! Pippin can see the humor in the situation but Merry is simply disgusted.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Merry and Pippin's practical jokes go too far...

Frodo: Why is Gandalf hanging upside down with his head in a bucket of sick?

Pippin: :D

[The Might]

Pippin: How late is it anyway?
Merry: It's seven or so
Frodo: ...I missed Southpark !!!

[Oddwen]

Frodo: They killed Gimli!

Merry: You Uruks!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Frodo! You've just won £1 million-billion and loads of stuff!

Merry: But you only have three minutes to live!

[mormegil]

Pippin's surprise at Frodo's bachelor party wasn't what quite the surprise expected...

[The Only Real Estel]

Face to face with a gigantic patch of mushrooms in Farmer Maggot's field - Frodo had to make a difficult choice.

Devilish Shoulder Angel (Pippin): "Good ahead & take them Frodo!"

Angelic Shoulder Angel (Merry, whispering out of the corner of his mouth): "No, Frodo - don't touch them!"



p.s. I like the way the backgrounds behind each "angel" are even dark & light, & the lighting on Frodo's face corresponds with the angel on that particular side :D

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Frodo and Merry react in disbelief when they first see the foamy lake that now surrounds Bag End.

Frodo, "Pip, I told you to 'make sure there's enough beer to tote'. What have you done?"

Pippen, "Beer to tote! I thought you said 'make sure there's enough beer in the moat'...I figured you were planning some sort of hobbit swimming party for your birthday!"

[Boromir88]

Merry tries to impersonate the face of Frodo in the new pic!

http://www.elijahfan.com/gallery/gal/Movies/Lord_of_the_Rings/Behind_Scenes/lotr-behind-111.jpg

Frodo: Sam what do you have in that envelope?

Sam: Shush, I've been hired as an undercover aid to Detective Lalwende. You can't tell anyone!

Frodo: Sure, but what's in the envelope?

Sam: The pictures she needs to pin that old wizard on charges of uncloaking!

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo keeps Sam occupied with small talk as he tries to sneak around his back and steal the parcel of cookies Sam just got from Rosie...

[Farael]

As they make their way to Mt. Doom, Frodo and Sam simultaneously step on one of the Nazghul's fell beasts droppings.

[Oddwen]

Sam: shutupshutupshutupshutup

Fro: Waaaa!

[mormegil]

Frodo: Sam, I feel like we're being followed.

Sam: Nonsense Mr. Frodo. Only Gollum would find us out here.

[narfforc]

Frodo: It's not fair, I wanted a red shirt and they said they didn't have any.

Sam: I've looked all the way through the book and there is no mention of you not wearing a red shirt Mr Frodo.

Frodo: Do you think if I ask nicely that jolly fat hairy fellow will let me wear one?

Sam: That's a good idea Mr Frodo, then all those stupid people who haven't read our book will be able to tell us apart.

Frodo: They can do that already I'm the young good looking one.

Sam: Hey me also, Snap.

Frodo: PROPS!, can someone put the mirrors back in Sams accommodation.

[The Might]

Sam: Yep, what Pippin told you is true, I got the papers right here. 3 months prison and 8000$ for filesharing.
Frodo: We have to destroy the PC and go to Mexico
Sam: But the only place we can destroy it is Mount Doom!
Frodo: Not again...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo and Sam are a little unnerved by Mordor Fashion.

Frodo: Red and Black coats? Weird!

OR

Sam: Come on doggy, let's go for a walk!

Frodo: I hate to tell you this, Sam, but your dog is dead. In fact, he's been dead for a while. Two years at least.

[Meela]

Frodo: Are you sure about stealing the script...
Sam: Look, do you want double more screen time than Aragorn or not? Now quick, cover me while I tear out the coronation scene.

[The Only Real Estel]

Kudos to whoever guesses the song & artist in this caption...

Frodo: "Sam, I don't understand your obsession with 'trying to find your place' in that diary you're holding..."

[Oddwen]

It's Breaking Benjamin's "Diary of Jane", Tore. And I don't recall a lady named "Jane" in LotR. ;)

Unless it's the Diary of Bilbo...that would be an odd song.



Sam: Is he still behind us?

Fro: *whimper* Yes...

Gandalf: THERE YOU TWO ARE! Now watch while I...

Fro & Sam: NOOOOOO!!

[Gil-Galad]

Sam: we travel half way around the world, meet all kinds of danger and risk our necks to save this world and all we get is this envelope full of bills... bloody beurocrats

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Hobbits know something isn't quite right...

Frodo: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[Mänwe]

*Photographic proof that ME exists in the real world.*

OR

*Two friends, James playing as Frodo and Tom playing as Sam are understandably bewildered and peeved at being rescued by the local mountain search and rescue team, especially when their game was getting to the good bit. The bit where they throw the Ring into Mount Doom.*

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Frodo: Sam, I know you are angry after what you saw in the Mirror of Galadriel, but do you think blackmailing Ted Sandyman is a good idea?

OR

Frodo and Sam are escorted to the jails of Barad-dur after an unsuccesful attempt to bring the Ring to Mordor.
Frodo: Oh my dear Sam, I am sorry, I am sorry to have ever brought you to this terrible place.
Sam: It's not your fault, Mr.Frodo.
Frodo: But now we'll have both to suffer the terrible torment from the Enemy for trying to keep his Ring.
Sam: Excuse me, Mr.Frodo, but I think there are worse things than having to write million times "I will not steal other peoples' rings".

OR

Frodo: Where are you going, Sam? We are to wait for Gandalf until we leave Rivendell.
Sam: Excuse me, Mr. Frodo, but from what I heard on the Council bringing the Ring right to Mordor seems a great risk. So for starters, I'll just nail these 95 theses to the Black Gate and we'll see what the Enemy is going to do about it.

[Lalwendë]

As Sam came to front of the lengthy queue for the one and only Mount Doom portaloo, Frodo realised with dismay that he was taking a newspaper in there with him.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Frodo: Sam, you're never going to get away with wrapping Lembas in newspaper!!!

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Sam I just want a look at that magazine."

Sam: "No! It is too perilous."

[Nimrodel_9]

Sam: Uh oh, Mr. Frodo! Don't look now, but I think we're being followed!
Frodo: Uh, Sam.... That's the camera man. He's supposed to do that.
Sam: Oh....
or
Frodo: I'm getting the feeling.... that someone wants to sell me something!!

[The Elf-warrior]

Sam was still steamed about the bookstore clerk calling him and Frodo "shrimps."

[Lalwendë]

Frodo gives Sam a sneaky wedgie as he's desperate to grab that copy of The Downer and read the latest exploits of The Phantom and Alien.

[THE Ka]

Sam and Frodo decide just walking into Mordor is too difficult as traveling hobbits, instead they disguise the ring and go for the dense and uncompromising telephone book salesman approach.

Frodo: So how is this going to work again, we just -

Sam: Exactly, we just say we're handing out redbook and even if they don't want it, we throw it in anyways and just walk off.

Frodo: Do you really think they'll go for it?

Sam: Why not? It works for yellowbook...

~ Ka

[Bêthberry]

In a rush to the line dance, Sam and Frodo get caught up in a different musical number. . . .


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y64/MimsyBorogroves/SamandFrodo1a.jpg

Sam: "Not now, Frodo. Rosie's watching."

[Kitanna]

Frodo: Hide me! Bilbo wants to sing a duet!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam: Pfft. Trust Frodo to stand on the only section of quick sand in all of Hobbiton. :rolleyes:

OR

Frodo: All these people! Why are they here?

Sam: You invited them, Mr Frodo.

Frodo: Oh...

[Lalwendë]

Sam: "Oh No! Rosie's here! I wish I'd not worn my novelty Mr Frodo backpack now, she'll think I'm a nerdy Tolkien fan!"

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Frodo: No, Bilbo, he seems clear. He hasn't got it either.
Sam: I'm telling you Mr.Frodo, I don't have the Ring! I don't know where it's gone!
Rosie: Ah, ha ha, sweet fools.

[Lalwendë]

Secrets of Middle-earth #3,462

Frodo was already nine-fingered long before his tussle with Gollum, owing to a misunderstanding following a surprise tickling incident with Samwise.

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam was innocently minding his own business when suddenly the villainous Tie Snatcher struck from behind!

[High King Fingolfin]

Frodo: All right Sam, you can go through.

Sam: Stupid airport security.

[Gil-Galad]

Frodo: hidem e sam! for the grey one named Gandalf is using his cloak with an un at beginning and an ing at the end!

Sam: Ingcloakun?

[arcticstorm]

Sam: who are you and why are you grabbing my arm

[Rikae]

Frodo was kind enough to help in setting up the "Greatest Gardeners of the Shire" wax works display at the Mathom House.

-or-

Frodo, embarrassed when Sam recounts the tale of carrying him up Mount Doom, attempts to prove he's even stronger.

[Farael]

Sam: Mr. Frodo, I don't know what you are trying to grab here, but Rosie is over there!

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Sam: Mr. Frodo, this was not what Mr. Bilbo meant when he said "Grab a burger..."

[The Sixth Wizard]

(music stops dead)

Gandalf: Well, that's it. I've had it up to HERE with these naughty suggestive captions! For Eru's sake, if you wanted raunchiness, here I'll start uncloaki-

Everyone: No! Sorry sir!

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Frodo: I want my mommy!!!

Sam: I am not your mommy. Go away.

[Maeggaladiel]

Sam: So you ARE the one who TPed the Sackville-Baggins' back yard. I'll betcha didn't know they were members of the NRA, huh?

F: Shut up and hide me. Lobellia's out for blood.

[Mithalwen]

Once again they got the scale wrong ....

Or

The Gamgees early experiments in growing GM food had some unwanted side effects...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam is getting fed up with Frodo's idea of playing 'real life chess'.... He was a rook and wanted to be a knight.

[Oddwen]

Frodo: May I take your coat, sir?

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

"Of the various burglarious proceedings he had heard of, picking Sam's pockets seemed the least difficult, so at last he crept just behind him..."

[Gandalf_the _white]

Sam: Do you come here often?

[Thenamir]

Frodo: Sam, have you been at Treebeard's home brew again?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo was a very poor pick-pocket.

[THE Ka]

Sam: You're the worst wing man ever, you know that?...

~ Avez-Vous Ka

[Mänwe]

I thought perhaps a new picture was in order;

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t67/H0ddy/gtttking27.jpg

[Oddwen]

It's the Pokey Stick of DOOOOM!!

*machine gun noises*

Or...

Gandalf Commandos, fighting the evil forces of Blue Lazer!

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

*jerks stick* Gandalf: Oh, come on.... you can't be broken already!!!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf stares, transfixed, at the burned-out lightbulb in his staff.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf just remembered that there is a tear in the back of his cloak.

OR

He never expected to see... Theoden... uncloaked?

[Lalwendë]

The studio audience at Gardener's Question Time fell into stunned silence as Gandalf produced one of his mutant albino Globe Artichokes. Bob Flowerdew suggested adding more potash to his mulch.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Gandalf, Middle-earth tourist guide: I told you to stay with the group or you'd get lost! Now just keep your eyes on this umbrella when we go to the next sight.

[The Sixth Wizard]

Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you Balrog-succumber-to you!

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Gandalf: Oh! I can't believe I accidentally stabbed the cameraman!

[Rikae]

Gandalf attempts to dislodge a nest of camera-wielding hornets.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Gandalf pokes Theoden with the staff. "Oh, c'mon, y-y-y-you c-c-can't be d-d-d-dead.....?"

[The Elf-warrior]

Everyone gathered around to see the new Gandalf waxwork.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

A desperate Gandalf: "hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Theoden exploded.

[ninja91]

You wanna scrap, boy?

[The Might]

I'll say this one last time:
Give me back my iPod...now!

[Formendacil]

Gandalf whirls around in the middle of an impassioned speech:

"Varda!! What in Arda are YOU doing here?!"

[Farael]

Aragorn (see to the right of the picture) is getting a little fed up with Gandalf playing "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at the entrance of the only bathroom in Edoras.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

gandalf has a little too much to drink and starts dancing with his stick while every one looks.

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

The court gazed on, petrified with fear.
"Well if that's what they look like in a cinema," thought Gandalf, "I'm going to have to close my eyes on the DVD."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Now-now, Theoden! It was just a whoopie cushion! Calm down!

OR

Wormtong melts.

Gandalf: Opps. Wrong spell.

[mormegil]

Pippin, always the practical joker, chose the wrong time to give Gandalf a wedgie.

or

(some inspiration from Hookbill and the other from my wife)

Gandalf realizes that he had indeed tucked his robe in his under-garments.

ps before I get mass PMs my wife has never done that but it is one of her greatest fears.

[THE Ka]

Like many of his species, Gandalf is ruthlessly stalked by aficionados, tour guides, cameras, and those in need of guidance...

Gandalf: *gasp* They're here again!

Aragorn: Okay, who wore squeaky shoes today?


~ Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Theoden! Son of Thengel! I release you from this spell!

Aragorn: Psst! Gandalf! That's Eowyn!

Gandalf: Sorry, I've lost my glasses.

[mormegil]

While Gandalf knew that Rohirrim loved their horses he never dreamed that they would have been allowed to spend any amount of time up here in the throne room, unfortunately he discovered this little known fact the hard way.

[Holbytlass]

Oh no you don't! I shall be the only pasty white figure to ride the white horse uncloaked! -Gandalf to Daniel Radcliffe

[Lalwendë]

More Catweazle than Kate Moss, Gandalf was known throughout Middle-earth for his 'interesting' interpretations of the term 'sartorial elegance'. He committed his greatest fashion mistake, however, when he forgot to remove the rod when making himself some new robes from Galadriel's old living room curtains.

[Oddwen]

G: What do you mean this isn't a sword? Of course it's a sword you little twerp, are you blind...oh wait...it isn't aswordnevermind.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Theoden's hair suddenly stands up.

or...

Grima suddenly goes bald.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf thought he was prepared for everything... but then Theoden and Grima begun a song and dance routine.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf discovers the gigantic ruby has been stolen from the inside of the top of his staff. :eek:

[Brinniel]

Gandalf is fed up with Denethor's sloppy eating habits.

Gandalf: You have a bit of tomato juice right....THERE!!!

OR

Gandalf realizes his staff needs new batteries...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

As Gandalf freaks out to his favourit Backstreet Boys track he realises that he is not alone. . .

or

Gandalf realises that he might have been a bit to optimistic when he claimed that he could kill a dragon only using a wooden stick.

[The Sixth Wizard]

May I post a new picture? ;)

http://www.decipher.com/lordoftherings/cardlists/premium/images/LOTR-WR01050.jpg

Me: Look, it's a Legolas playing card. Do I honestly need to post a joke?

[The Might]

Legolas: I killed hundreds of Orcs, managed to kill a fell beast, and some mumaks all by myself, and all I got was this lousy Decipher card

or

Gimli to Legolas: You can't do that, it says you only have 5 mana power in Moria on your card
Legolas: This is the last time I'm playing with you

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Legolas: If you try to tap me one more time, I swear I'm gonna jump out of the picture and skate you down!!!

OR

Legolas: I am quite sick of this shuffling... ARGH! NOT AGAIN!!!

[Maeggaladiel]

"Play this card to instantly kill any overly large creature in your opponent's deck with a flashy cg'ed fight sequence. This card can also cause any 'fangirl' card in your opponent's deck to faint for five turns."

OR

Says here I have a plus five "nance" skill.

OR

What do elves do when they get bored? They play Elven Magic: The Elven Gathering.

OR

"I'll trade you a Legolas and a Haldir for your super-rare Glorfindel card."

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

"I'll trade you a Legolas and a Haldir for your super-rare Glorfindel card."
Legolas: WHAT??? ME? I am worth twenty common Glorfindels! What is a "Glorfindel", anyway? Never heard of it. Together with Haldir? Now that's enough! I'm discarding myself!

OR

Legolas: Twenty-seven! How about you, Master Dwarf?
Gimli: (sits in the discard pile)

[Rikae]

Legolas: I'm a playing card! This isn't funny. Let me out!
Gandalf: Not until you promise to stop stating the obvious.

Pippin: He's such a card...heehee
Merry: I always said he was two dimensional...hehheh.

[Volo]

Harry: Hey Ron, I got a Legolas Famous Wizards Card.

Ron: Who's he?

Harry: Dunno, it says that he's an elf...

Ron: A famous house-elf wizard? I didn't know that was possible!

[Gil-Galad]

Flavour Text: Stare into Legola's elven eyes and say that you don't get butterflies.

[shieldmaiden4xsword]

Legolas: I have my wonderously beautiful self captured for eternity in this playing card! AHHHHHH!!!!!

[High King Fingolfin]

Legolas really needed to stop drinking so much miruvor late at night and ending up in situations such as this.

[The Might]

Legolas: Why is there a picture of Frodo on my card? I am the star here, not he! I want a new card!
Gimil: Drama queen!

[Gil-Galad]

Legolas: i spy with my little eye... a new picture!

http://images.ea.com/eagames/official/lotr/screenshots/RoTK_04_large.jpg

Gandalf: Fear my Pixalated wrath!

[High King Fingolfin]

Gandalf is completely unharmed, despite the scabbard sticking through his leg.