Crazy Captions

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The punishment for using up all the hot water in the showers.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

In an atempt to impress Eyowin, Faramir tries to show his femenin side.

[Formendacil]

Faramir thinking to himself: "No wonder Boromir wondered how many centuries it would take to make a steward a king. The king has a winged crown, the steward has a mere strawberried crown."

[The Only Real Estel]

While Saruman exported all the hobbits leaf, Gondor took care of their crop of strawberries and cream.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gimli desperately hoped that the rumours he'd heard about magnifying glasses and light weren't true. :eek:

[Esgallhugwen]

David: Why me?

or

Dominic: Forget Daisy, I'm calling you strawberry from now on!

[Oddwen]

F: WILL YOU STOP HUMMING THE WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE???

Or...

So sweet, so fair!
What a joy to eat!
We'd only like
To eat a pancake
So syrupy sweet!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gondor knew it was doomed when they began handing out breakfast helms.

[Boromir88]

Faramir thought that Denethor's plan of using his son as bait went a little too far...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Faramir: Does this make my nose too delish?

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Gandalf resolved never to smoke pot again after his hallucinations became even more distressing...

aaand a new pic...

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_lord_of_the_rings__the_two_towers/_group_photos/bernard_hill6.jpg

Everyone froze as Uruk-Hai cheerleaders began their routine...

[Maeggaladiel]

Before the great battle begins, Gandalf has a candid and touching discussion with the troops.

G- Did everyone... you know... go?

others- *long suffering, in unison* Yeeesssss...

G- Because I don't want to have to stop the war so you can.... y'know...

others- *long suffering, in unison* You wooonn't.

G- And you'd better all be wearing clean underwear incase the paramedics have to take you away!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Airport waiting times.
Theoden: Normaly I don't complain, but we've been here since the second Age!

[Boromir88]

Theoden: I bet my people can beat your people.

[Formendacil]

As they enter Isengard for the first time, neither Theoden, nor Aragorn, nor any of their companions crack their stony expressions at the antics of Saruman the Pink. The power of his voice (jokes) has failed.

Gandalf (to the side): "Saruman the Pink! Your staff is broken! I cast you from the order and from the council, and from the clown's union."

[TPotSS]

Yo yo- this is Theoden here, Stone Cold Killer, with my posse, the Helm's Deep Boys. You peoples best be good, or we gonna come over there and put the smack down on all of yas.

[mark12_30]

We're surrounded by ten thousand Uruks-- and they sent us a parade of elf-sissies in flowing purple robes??

[davem]

Theoden: 'Right no-one's going home till whoever stole Aragorn's glove owns up.'

[Lalwendë]

The news spread quickly that Theoden was walking around Helm's Deep with his robes tucked into his underpants.

[The Only Real Estel]

Now that Gondor had showed up it was the unhappy task of Theoden, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and a few expendable Rohirrim to explain that there actually was no party, and that they might not have been telling the truth when they said that ten thousand party girls were on their way to Helms Deep.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Oh, how deep the line leading to the only bathroom stall in the Hornburg that had toilet paper left in it...hence the name "Helm's Deep".

[THE Ka]

Shoppers were lined clear back to Helm's Deep as the king was always the first to open the Gap of Rohan for that year... Always to forget the key in his other tunic pocket...


That was horrible... Oh well.

~Ka

[The Elf-warrior]

Theoden: "We thank you for coming to help us but we are not amused by your antics Halger, Chieftain of the Cartoon Badgers."

[Bêthberry]

And the Mr. Congeniality award goes to ...

[Oddwen]

Theoden: I feel pretty.
Aragorn: Oh so pretty.
Gimli: I feel pretty. And witty. And bright.
Leggy: And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight.



And...I can't think of a Princess Bride caption. :eek:

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Theoden: Oddwen? Can't think of a PB quote? Inconceivable.

[The Only Real Estel]

The newest in the Oceans series, Ocean's 13, just didn't have the same convincing look about it.

[lord of dor-lomin]

Aragorn: I wonder if anyone noticed that my hand got cut off and that I'm just holding it in place.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Hiding somewhere in the caves, Aragorn wonders how long the Uruk-Hai will take to realize that the "army" waiting on the walls is really a host of cardboard standups.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Théoden: You forgot to bring our fresh underwear?

[Rimbaud]

It was a hairdresser's nightmare as the contestants lined up before Gondor's first makeover show.

[The Saucepan Man]

Grima: Hold still everyone! Theoden, could you move slightly to your left please? And you at the back, please face forward. That's it. Now everyone say ... goodbye!

*FLASH!*

*BANG!*

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

THEODEN:

I am the very model of a medieval general,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of Eriador, and I quote the fights historical
From Celebrant to Pelennor, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

ALL:
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

THEODEN:
I know our mythic history, Eorl the Young and Helm Hammerhand;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a medieval general.

ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a medieval general.

THEODEN:
Then I can write a washing bill in Numenorean cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Ecthelion’s uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a medieval general.

ALL:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a medieval general.

THEODEN:
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a medieval general.

ALL:
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
He is the very model of a medieval general.


With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Sorry gentlemen but the disco is full. On your way now..."

[TomBrady12]

Theoden and the boys watch in wonder as Ron Popeil demonstrates the fat cutting benefits of cooking their mutton on the RONCO Rotisserie Barbeque...

Ron: you just slide the juicy leg o' lamb onto the nonstick spitrod and....

Everyone: SET IT AND FORGET IT!!!!

TB12

P.S. Only 3 easy payments of 29.99 gets you all of the above, band of Rohirrim not included.

[Lalwendë]

Theoden began to suspect that the irritating groaning noises that had been bothering him all day might in fact be coming from the undead zombie horde behind him, which was slathering for his blood.

[The Only Real Estel]

Everyone together: We wish we could taste our beer...

[Oddwen]

Theoden: By Grapthar's hammer ... ... ... what a savings.

[THE Ka]

What happend when Saruman really cut back on quality television in Rohan...


* Announcer voice: And, from our fifty some odd contestants, who all have boasted that thet in fact do shower, (except for one who, is still questionable) and know the way to a warg's heart, our lovely bachelorette will choose twenty lucky fellows!

(Gigantic Female warg struts in...)


Contestants: Eww! Err... oh! Aw! lovely! *Weak wistle

[Evisse the Blue]

The Gang of Rohan:
*menacing stares*
We know where you live! Now hand us that soap bar and nobody gets hurt!

(btw - what's with the guy whose back you see in front of the camera? I feel I should include him in the caption but I don't know how :D ).

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

They all saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

[Esgallhugwen]

Helm's Deep the water park turned out to be not such a great idea after all, *note man doubled over tossing his cookies*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Lal, I couldn't rep you but that was the funniest, most ridiculous caption I've seen in a while. :D


This game isn't funny anymore....

....Gandalf takes a nice little game of wrestling too far, gouging out Gimli's eyes in the process *note Gimli's lack of, well, eyes!*

[davem]

Theoden & the rest turn their backs in disgust on the warrior behind Aragorn after he makes it clear for the last time that he won't share his easter egg with them...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Theoden and all: WE NEED A NEW PICTURE!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39623000/jpg/_39623587_sam_2.jpg

Sam: I'll show you just how many hobbits it takes to change a light bulb!!
;)

[Formendacil]

Lightbulb-Witch-king: "Fool! No living man may hinder me!"

Sam-Merry, brandishing sword: "A man! Indeed I am not!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Already self-conscious about his newly-gained weight, Sean had finally heard one to many fat-jokes from Elijah.

[THE Ka]

Energizer Ad for Middle Earth: "Even in the hands of a hobbit, it keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going..."

* two hours later

Sam: Shut it! I'm not a *pink rabbit!


:D

* P.A.S.F.C.P. completes another mission...

~Hedwig Ka

[The Elf-warrior]

Sam: "Let him go you filth!!"

Shelob: "Ha! Art thou bedlam? Be prepared to be folded up in Shelob's fatal web! Hence! I am qualmish at the sight of lightbulbs!"

Sam and Shelob fight. After Sam sticks Shelob she retreats.

Sam: "Oh, here's a groat to heal your belly!"

Shelob: (Running away.) "Not for Cadwallader and all his goats!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam: "My name is Samwise Gamgee. You turned my gaffer out of Bagshot Row. Prepare to die."

[Oddwen]

Sam: Inhale this, but do not touch.
Shelob: I smell nothing.
Sam: What you do not smell is called iocaine powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.

Or...on another Nerd Channel...

Sam: Perhaps together Mr. Frodo, the Makhtar Chant of Strength! Nurak, turath! Nurak, turath!

Or...on the Geek Trail...

Shelob: What happen?
Shelob: Someone set up us the Elf Warrior.
Sam: Hello you filth.
Sam: All Mr. Frodo is belong to us.
Sam: You have no time to survive make your time.
Sam: Ha ha ha ha ha.

Or...on a more Boring Level...

Sam: This is DISTILLED vinegar!

Or...on a Silly Level...

Sam: To be, or not to be, if you follow me!

[The Perky Ent]

Sam: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ROSIE?!? I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCHED HER, I'LL TURN YOU INTO POTATOE STEW!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sam: You touched my petunias?! :mad:

[Lalwendë]

Sam's joy at finding a bottle of beer in the wastes of Mordor was short lived when he realised he had forgotten to bring the bottle opener.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam: For the five-hundredth time... I name this ship: "Titanic"! *Bottle fails to smash* AAAGH! :smokin:

EDIT: Hurrah for my 501st post! *Waves small flag*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gardeners often surprise you; Sam used his specialised knowledge to devise a new weapon in the fight against Sauron: The Glowing Parsnip of Doom!

[Maeggaladiel]

Once Sam captured Tinkerbell, lighting the way to Mordor was a cinch.

[Maeggaladiel]

Sam- BEHOLD! The Molotov Cocktail of Galadriel!

Shelob didn't stand a chance.

[Esgallhugwen]

Sam has a bright light and a pointy object what could possibly go wrong?

I know I shouldn't do this but I was meaning to type it the last time. I have issues letting go of the past.

Faramir pic: Sure the strawberry is cute and the marshmellow is funny but did you have to make the helm entirely out of pancakes....I think I have syrup in my ear.

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Sam's opinion on Glow by J.Lo. shows through.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

As the wave of lucite is about to wash over him, Sam sets himself into classic Lorne Greene pose from Battlestar Galactica : "Best. Death. Ever."

[Gurthang]

Trying to prove that he had been out of the Shire, Sam produces the Special Edition Galadriel's Phial Lighter that he picked up in the Lothlorien gift shop. :eek:

[TomBrady12]

Sam, Frodo and Gollum play a rousing game of Pepper durring some down time in Mordor.


-Probibly only funny if you're as obsessed with baseball as I am...even then, probibly not :o

TB12

[Lalwendë]

Rosie: "Sam, for the hundredth time, will you please stop swinging off the lightbulb and pretending the lampshade is Shelob, and just get in bed?"

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Angered by comments that he was a "dim bulb", Samwise Gamgee forcibly responded by pulling a lighted bulb out of his sleeve. Thus passing, with highest honors, the final test of the"Magician for Dummies" home correspondence course he had been wading through the last six monthes, and silencing his accusers.

[Lalwendë]

"So I'm packing my bags for the Misty Mountains..."

Samwise gets really over-excited at the Led Zeppelin reunion gig. When Misty Mountain Hop starts up he can't decide between holding his lighter aloft or playing air guitar on Sting.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

When IKEA kits go wrong...

or

Forced to cut costs somewhere, Galadriel watched on in amusement as Sam realised that the light of Earendil was in fact a glass bottle full of yellow ink...

[The Saucepan Man]

Frodo: Darn! These Shire power cuts are becoming a nuisance!

Sam: Don't worry Mister Frodo Sir, I have a novelty candle here.

Frodo: Well light it quickly then. I hate the though of spiders creeping up on us in the dark.

Sam: There we go Mister ...

Frodo and Sam: Woooaarrgh! That's one big spider!

[The Only Real Estel]

Initially, the light of the Phial gave Sam hope that he could defeat the giant spider...then he saw by its light that all but the hilt of Sting had disintegrated.

[Gil-Galad]

Sam: look at what the elves have made

Frodo: what is it?

Sam: i do beleive they call it a LIGHT-BULB

Frodo: a light-bulb? Brilliant!

Sam: and now with special darkness-scaring powers

Frodo: Brilliant!

[Fingolfin II]

Rosie was not impressed when Sam showed her the light of his life.

[Gil-Galad]

http://point.worldtel.net.pk/wallpaper/Posters/Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20-%20Wallpaper%20-%20One%20Ring.jpg

I travelled more then 1000 miles, left without a clue, endangered so many of my close friends, also got my head cut off five times and all i get is this lousy ring...

[Encaitare]

Heavy drinking with the guys the previous night caused Elijah to have rather red-rimmed eyes and a dazed sort of look that morning... but, running short on time, PJ decided to go ahead with the photo shoot anyway.

[THE Ka]

Due to the unfortunate accident of gollum removing Frodo's finger, and that volunteers to hold the one ring was an unlikely factor, an innocent and unsuspecting infants' hand was used in its place...


~ Pensive Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam may have had Galadriel's phial to light the way, but who needs that when the ring seems to emanate its own light? :confused:

[The Saucepan Man]

Sore throat?
Blocked up nose?
Piercing pain in the left shoulder?

Then you need the soothing lozenge of doom.

It's the one soothing lozenge to rule them all! ~ Frodo Baggins, Bag End.

Another great remedy from Sauron Pharmaceuticals Inc.

[The Perky Ent]

Frodo: Looking back on it, it woulda been a lot cooler if that actually was my hand. Those crazy stunt doubles...

[Elennar Starfire]

Frodo: Yum! Butterscotch!

[malkatoj]

Frodo: They curled my hair, put me in these clothes, covered my face in makeup...I mean really, look at this lipstick. They made me about two feet tall. And now a ring? THIS IS A THREAT TO MY MASCULINITY!!!

Legolas: What masculinity?

Frodo: ...*cries*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Pippin, will you marry me?"

[Lalwendë]

With apologies to Mr C Dickens...

Frodo to Sauron: "Please sir? Can I have some more?"

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Find a Ring and pick it up, and all your life you'll have bad luck.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: Can I put it on now?

[Gurthang]

What you don't realize is that:

1. Elijah is asleep in this photo. They had to prop his eyes open.

2. That is not Elijah's hand holding the ring.

3. The reflection of Elijah's nose provides enough light to read by. :eek:

[Oddwen]

"O Eru! Bless this thy holy hand grenade, that I mayest blow mine enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

[Maeggaladiel]

The Adams Family sends in Thing to steal the Ring from under Frodo's nose.

[Nimrodel_9]

The one and only Cheerios. :D

[luthien-elvenprincess]

"Pippen, will you marry me?"

"You better say it with diamonds. Obviously, this look won't work! :D

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

After stealing Elrond's eyebrows, Frodo tries to reconcile by offering him the one Ring.

[THE Ka]

With apologies to Mr C Dickens...

Frodo to Sauron: "Please sir? Can I have some more?"

Sauron holding camera: YOU WANT MORE!?

:D

~ Little unknown today Ka

[Gil-Galad]

[Some of you may have read this off my Msn, some of you maybe not, but this is for comical purposes only!]

Dear Diary: Frodo gave me the ring and actually put it on my finger, am i gay?

[Rimbaud]

After losing over a foot in height, Michael Jackson finally admitted certain changes had been made.

[davem]

After some hours of searching Frodo finally finds the missing curtain ring under the sofa, but then remembers he has lent his step ladder to Sam to trim the eaves & so will have to wait to fix the drapes...

Thinks: 'Why am I so short? I am not made for perilous DIY tasks...'.

Thinks again: 'Wait a minute! There aren't any eaves at Bag End....

[Nimrodel_9]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/fotrpics/merry/fotr_merry_hollin_1.JPG

Merry fends off the-pokey-stick-of-doom.

[Esgallhugwen]

Frodo pic:

Frodo holds the smallest mini donut ever to be made.

Frodo: Must....resist..... cinnamon... goodness!

Merry pic:

Merry: Ha! That's M for Merry. (Watched Zorro one too many times)

[Formendacil]

"What time is it?" Merry wonders, looking down at his watch in mid-fight.

[TPotSS]

"What are you doing? I'm far too cute to attack! Look at me hop around in my little golden vest. Aren't I adorable?"
*clang!*
"Oh, darn, that didn't work."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry: For the last time! I did not take the last Jaffa cake!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

During golf lessons, Merry turns just in time to fend off another of Boromir's practice swings...obviously, Boromir just isn't quite catching the concept of golf versus sword fighting.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Frodo pic:

Frodo: You can't resist...the power...of the DARK SIDE! Mwahahahahaha!!! *cough cough* Well don't make me do a stupid face then!

[Gil-Galad]

Merry: Aaagh, PJ's hand is out of control! i can't hold it any longer!


and this:


Aragorn: Legolas! give me my sword, i must help Merry!

Legolas: must...oggle...reflection!

[Evisse the Blue]

Let's see how you tig on a tag NOW, Monaghan!

Um, yeah, I know, lame and old. :D

[Maeggaladiel]

Merry is attacked by a rampaging cameraman. Full coverage at 11.

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry gets into a vicious fight over who gets the chocalate brownies.

[Bywaters]

Merry: How come you always get to be Darth Vader? It's not fair, I wanna be Vader!!! :(

[Lalwendë]

One afternoon at the Buckland knitting circle, a disagreement over the merits of 3 ply Warg wool suddenly blows up out of all proportion.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Merry: No, Faramir! You can't get to Éowyn through me! *parry*

Faramir: How about a sack of Longbottom?

Merry (drops sword, kneels before Faramir): I am your faithful servant.

[THE Ka]

While defending himself, Merry sudddenly goes into cardiac arrest, only using two classes of CPR to pitfully save himself...


:p

~ Medical Ka

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: Merry, we'd better get a new picture soon!

http://www.tuckborough.net/images/kingofthedead.jpg

King of the Dead: So, yeah, this new Diet is really working.

[The Saucepan Man]

King of the Dead: Does my coccyx look big in this?

[Anguirel]

King of the Dead: Please stay, it's awfully lonely down here. And I'm most dreadfully out of date with the gossip. How's that officious Isildur fellow settling in?

[Formendacil]

Theoden looked far worse than expected after Shadowfax got lost going south from Fangorn, and ended up in Edhellond instead of Edoras. When they finally made it to the Golden Hall, Gandalf knew he had his work cut out for him.

"What aid have you ever brought, Gandalf Stormcrow?"

[ElementFire]

See? look at these pearly whites! They are much straighter than Ugluck's!
~EF

[Lalwendë]

When Barrow Downers look in the mirror at 4 o'clock in the morning, sometimes they can see for themselves that they've been logged in for far too long.

[mark12_30]

"Shall we dance?"

[The Only Real Estel]

Britney Spears had had some many plastic surgeries that she was no longer recognizable.

[Garen LiLorian]

Even though he'd been fired from the Disneyland Haunted House, Jim still believed that somewhere, there was a part for him

[Gurthang]

Somebody needs some beauty rest. :rolleyes:

[Encaitare]

The King of the Dead is just daring Gimli to try and dissipate him using the power of his Dwarven breath.

[Esgallhugwen]

Now where did I put my nasal spray? My clogged sinuses are killing me!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

The King of the Dead continues practicing until he gets that "yo-baby, come on over here if you're lonely" twinkle look in his eyes. He just can't take another lonely evening. "Maybe I should pierce my ear...", he thinks to himself.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Hair-growing Products: $70
A comb: $360
Having a beard growing on your skull in time for a date: Priceless.

[The Elf-warrior]

The King of the Dead wandered Middle-Earth looking for an embalmer.

[Fingolfin II]

King of the Dead: I'm telling you Arwen, I'm the real Aragorn!

[Boromir88]

King of the dead: None shall pass.

Aragorn: I have no quarrel with you good sir king, but I must cross this bridge.

King of the Dead: Then you must....die.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Denethor was really arousing suspicion of excessive Palantir use.

[Maeggaladiel]

Still waiting for Ms. Right.

[Mithalwen]

One of "The trials of Tiffany Trott" that was edited out.....

Tiffany realised that Lonely hearts advertisements could be deceptive even if technically accurate. Yes he was a king, but she hadn't expected this from "own hair and teeth and great bone structure" - and he absolutely didn't have a GSOH.......

With apologies to Isabel Wolff and Maeg & Nilp who inspired....

[Nimrodel_9]

Michael Jackson finally admits he has gone a little overboard. :D :p

[Oddwen]

The Merry pic:

Boromir: Why are you smiling?
Merry: I am not left handed.

The KotD pic:

"I am the Dreaded King of the Dead! I am here, but soon you will not be here. The Dreaded King of the Dead has come for your SOULLLS!"

[TomBrady12]

Aragorn: Why didn't anyone tell me the King of the Dead looks like Gene Simmons?

Gandalf: Hey, just be grateful he doesn't look like Richard Simmons!

Elrond: *Nods emphatically*

TB12

[Lhunardawen]

Elrond's last resort for convincing Arwen.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

During the business of acquiring a new body in order to return to Middle-earth, Gandalf became the subject of Manwe's notoriously weird practical jokes.

[The Only Real Estel]

Spending the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder is not without its drawbacks.

[Nimrodel_9]

Aragorn: What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue?! *laughs*
KotD: Actually, it got my nose.
Aragorn: *laughs hysterically*
KotD: Stop that! It's not funny!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Arwen wasn't too keen on letting Aragorn see her without make-up.

[Gil-Galad]

Undead-king confssional: i mean i was so looking forward for Pirates of the Caribean but i lost it and got this job as an undead king, i was so not likeing it, until i read the script and looked that we take over ships! finnally i can still be a undead pirate! but then PJ cutted it...

[Boromir88]

KotD: What do you say to a new pic...huh?

http://re2.mm-c.yimg.com/image/9112972
After his FOTR performance Boromir was hired as a policeman where he finally got to enjoy them scruptuos Krispy Kremes.

[Gurthang]

Yet again Peter Jackson had to tell Sean to step away from the snackbar.

AND

Not many people know about Boromir's plumper twin. (Would he be the evil or good twin? :rolleyes: )

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

King of the Dead pic:

Dead King: Legolas, I am your father.

~*~

Boromir pic:

Hirgon (thinking): I wonder if they'd find out I ate the real Boromir?

[THE Ka]

King of the dead: " Uh, I can't believe you mortals... If you have an issue, here's a tissue!" (Pulls out long forgotten, but still useful dryed esophagus...)


~ Yet again medical Ka

Or...

The King of the Dead was so overwhelmed with the prospect of new recruits, or better yet some high-calorie snacks that he notice that he had forgotten something at the last moment... " Ah crud! Three souls and I left my blasted soul bag at the dry cleaners!"

~:D Excited Ka...

[THE Ka]

Big Belly Boromir: Even though it is commonly noted that the dead seem to 'shrink' after death, Boromir broke the laws of biology... and most of the pins on his coat...

~ Enjoying too much in the fact that I love medical science Ka

[Anguirel]

The heavy casualties caused by the war against Mordor led to Farmer Giles of Ham being appointed Captain of the White Tower...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After the horrible tragedy of dieing, Boromir really let himself go.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

After being mistaken for dead and set adrift on an elven-boat, Boromir wakes up in 2005 and wonders why his dad still ain't king.

[Bywaters]

There was nothing else Boromir liked to do more than to stand around catching the rays of the early evening sun with a hobbit down his tunic. ;)

[Formendacil]

Forlong the Fat wakes up in the afterlife to find that he is now in the prime of his life, and that the afterlike looks sinisterly like a 21st Century sidewalk. His thought?

"Boy does this beat fighting oliphaunts!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Formendacil, you just gave me an idea for one...

Boromir: In order to defeat an Oliphaunt, you must think like one... hand me another cake!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Boromir prepares for the Judas Priest reunion gig.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

This is a "before" picture taken by staff at the "Horn of Gondor Body Spa and Salon". Or maybe...they really "blew" it and this is the "after" picture!

[Naz]

The Merry pic:

Boromir: Why are you smiling?
Merry: I am not left handed.

The KotD pic:

"I am the Dreaded King of the Dead! I am here, but soon you will not be here. The Dreaded King of the Dead has come for your SOULLLS!"

yay Princess Bride! :D And for manwe practical jokes^___^

[Esgallhugwen]

Sure Boromir may have gained a little weight, but he's still the King of Disco.

Boromir: Does this vest make me look fat?

[Maeggaladiel]

Denethor: Ah, my beloved son, Boromir! Classy, brave, wise, sophisticated...

Boromir: BURP! *crushes soda can against his forehead*

(Stage makeup can make miracles, people.)

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/othercharacters/ttt_helmsdeep_2.JPG

This epic battle is brought to you by Tide, "Go Ahead. Get Dirty."

[Anguirel]

A Man of Rohan, trying to impress Arwen (who of course fought at Helm's Deep) leapt off the walls with a war-whoop...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When the men of Rohan wouldn't let the Uruks join their bonfire-night celebrations, it caused the greatest riots seen in an age.
"Come on! Just one Fire work at least!" cry the Uruks.
:smokin:

[Lhunardawen]

After his first realization as Nilp mentioned above, the grave truth dawns on Boromir...

"This isn't Osgiliath???"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Falling Uruk had just seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

WOW that's getting old!

[The Saucepan Man]

The annual Helm's Deep dinner dance was always a popular event, but the bouncers were scrupulous at keeping out the riff-raff.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

To lighten the mood of the battle, one clown stuck gum on his boots and performed a funny walk down the wall for the amusement of his comrades. He was swiftly killed.

[Boromir88]

In the mind of this particular Uruk, he felt jumping off the wall and being impaled by pikes was a more convenient way of dying, then getting shot by 16 arrows, then falling off the wall, and being impaled by pikes.

[Meela]

He should have thought twice before trying to chat up Eowyn when she had a battle-axe in her hand.

[Maeggaladiel]

As the first Rohirrim Paratrooper launches to the attack, he realizes that he may have forgotten something very important...

[Gil-Galad]

The Battle thickens and many of the Rohirrim soldiers begin to suffer from shellshock, then one of the soldiers jumps and yells"I'm an Albatross! I'm an Albatross!...I'm flapping my Albatross wings...I'm flapping my Albatross wings"


(Kudos to anyone who can guess what show that was from?and maybe a bonus if they can say who said it)

[The Saucepan Man]

Grrrzzllxx chose an inopportune moment to stop and admire the Rohirric skill in the art of exterior lighting.

[The Elf-warrior]

The Boromir pic:
"I have no memory of this place."

The Helm's Deep pic:
Falling Orc: "Arise! Arise! Orcs of the White Haaannnnnnd!

[Gurthang]

Look! It's LotR... in Technicolor?! :eek:

[Formendacil]

Lando Ork-rissian: "All troops, this is Ork Leader. All troops pull out, all troops pull out, the shield is still up."

[Bywaters]

Five seconds before the picture was taken...

Orc: Oi lads! I can see the pub from herrrreeeeee! :eek: !

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The uruk fainted in anticipation of a new picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Isen.jpg

Saruman: Grima, these girl scouts are determined to sell us those biscuits!
:eek:

[Boromir88]

Saruman: Friends, Uruks, Countrymen, lend me your ears...

and I don't know the rest....

[Meela]

Word had spread quickly amongst the Uruk lasses about Grima's one-night-only strip show.

[narfforc]

Grima to the assembled army, talking about Saruman: "He`s not a God, He`s a very naughty boy, now go away".

[Boromir88]

Saruman: I assure you, you are all mistaken, I am not Dracula...(whispers) Igor, barricade the door.

[Lalwendë]

Saruman: "Tch! The neighbours are having a barbecue again. Better go and fetch the washing in, Grima. I don't want my underpants reeking of burned burgers like last time."

[The Saucepan Man]

Saruman: Now, Grima. If you would just like to point out the Orc who called you a "low-down, snivelling, whey-faced maggot", I will make sure that he is dealt with most severely.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

That's a brilliant one, Saucepan.

Saruman: Agh! Why did I Give dynamite to these Stupid Uruks?

OR

Orc: I'm Uglug!

Other Orc: No I'm Uglug!

Two more Orcs: I'm Uglug!

More Orcs: I'm Uglug!

All Orcs and uruks: I'm Uglug! I'm Uglug.

A shiny sixth-pence to the clever fellow who can guess what this was inspired (that is nicked) from.

[Anguirel]

Spartacus!

Grima was taking care not to show his bald patch to the Uruks. They liked to use it as target practice.

[Mithalwen]

This year's Trooping of the colour lacked a certain something......

[Nimrodel_9]

Saruman: Ack! Darn you Grima! Did you tell everyone I was dead again?!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Brilliant, Nimrodel! I like that one. I would rep you, but it won't let me.

Congratulations, Anguirel, here’s you’re sixth-pence.

Saruman: see, I've been teaching them about shapes... so far they only can grasp the square.

[davem]

Saruman to Grima: 'I don't care how many of them there are, they're still not having their ball back.'

[Lalwendë]

Saruman: "Ooh, I feel just like Madonna in Evita".

[Boromir88]

Lal, you've inspired me, now this isn't madonna, but still...

Saruman: I put a spell on youuuu, and now you're mine...
Grima: You're, mine, you're mine, you're mine
Saruman: I put a spell on youuuu...and it's so strong...
Grima: So strong, so strong, so strong....

[Gil-Galad]

Big turnout for WizardStock 05 eh?

[Gurthang]

Saruman and Grima have set up all their little orc mini-figures and are ready to play war on their brand new game board(complete with paths, walls, and fiery pits).

Saruman: What fun! I'll go first.
Grima: No, I'm going first; you were first last time.
Saruman: No, you're not first.
Grima: Yes I am.
(Saruman whacks Grima with his staff.)
Grima: OW! Fine. You can play by yourself then.
(Stomps off to his room to pout.) :D

[Nimrodel_9]

Brilliant, Nimrodel! I like that one. I would rep you, but it won't let me. Oh, hate it when that happens! ;)

Saruman: Quick, Grima! Get some more lemonade! :eek:

[The Elf-warrior]

You, my friends, are the guardians of Knowledge, Rule, and Order.

[Encaitare]

Grima: (muttering to self) Thank Iluvatar they can't see my bald spot from way down there....
Saruman: Hey, everyone! Worm here has a bald spot in the back!
Grima: You [expletive deleted]!!!!

or...

Saruman: Okay, since it didn't work out with Eowyn, you can take your pick from any of these fine specimens. Any of them resemble her at all?
Grima: No.... no, not really.
Saruman: Oh, come on! What about that one down on the left? The one holding the pike and grunting?
Grima: *squints at pikeman* No, I don't think so.
Saruman: None of 'em? Not one? Come on, there's a whole freakin' army down there and none of them fit your bill? Beggars can't be choosers, you know...
Grima: I think I'll just go inside. *does so*
Saruman: Sorry, boys!

[Bywaters]

Saruman hosts the middle-earth record attempt for the most people taking part in synchronized aerobics at one time...

Saruman: Right grima, put your leotard on and we're ready...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: All right! All together now!
You put you're left leg in,
You're left leg out!
In, out, in, out and shake it all about...

Grima: This is not going to work. I think we need a new picture...

http://membres.lycos.fr/nakorourou/hpbimg/theoden%20l.jpg

Theoden: Urgh! I knew that last cheese cake was a bad Idea.

[Atarah]

Saruman: Look Grima, my vast army! Do you know how long it took me to paint all of them?
Grima: Yes, my Lord... *holds head in hand, remembering the many months of little orc models being thrown at him in rage*

[Boromir88]

It was just during the worst of times that Theoden accidently swallows a fly...

(That's happened to me before, not fun)

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Oliphaunts? Here? Inconceivable.

[Boromir88]

Theoden tried to keep it secret that he gets horse-sick, but he couldn't on this time.

[Mithalwen]

Too late does Theoden realise that someone had put a side-saddle on Snowmane...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden reels in surprise as a very small man punches Snowmane in the eye.

[Firefoot]

Snowmane: Now maybe if I move just a little to my right he'll finally fall off...

[Boromir88]

Theoden is still recovering from getting closelined by a spear he had missed hitting.

[Nimrodel_9]

Theoden: All right men! To the closest McDonald's!
Snowmane: Again?! Careful Tubby! Don't want to over-eat yourself! They don't pay me enough to do this job...

or

Theoden (and Snowmane) see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. :rolleyes: :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Nim, I thought Theoden was more of a KFC man...

Theoden: And after I stole Legolas' shampoo, I felt strangely ill... but my hair looks so much better.

Men: *cough!* *Cough!*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden found himself threatened by several spears when he suggested playing some ABBA.

[elronds_daughter]

Theoden's thoughts: Oh, Eru, I hope I don't turn the sword the wrong way and cut somebody's spear in half....

[Gil-Galad]

Theoden: aww screw this..run away!!!

[THE Ka]

Just when Theoden was getting over the whole 'over the hill' experience and successfully settling into the latter half of life... Arthritis strikes another hapless victim!


~ yet, yet and again medical Ka

[The Elf-warrior]

Mustache guy: "Theoden, if you don't get on with the charge ah'll plug ye with mah six-gun!"

[Gil-Galad]

Theoden: Haaammmm!!!! ;)

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

Alice watched helplessly as the white knight toppled off his horse (again), this time nearly impaling himself on a host of inconveniently placed spearmen.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Snowmane thinking: "huh...arise Riders of Theoden... fire and slaughter...a sword-day and all that stuff...well, I say, 'oats in, oats out', so, I'm gonna go over by that tree there and relieve myself of a fell deed before the sun rises on this red day!)

[Meela]

Theoden prepares for a fight as the stampede for the Portaloo becomes frenzied.

[Gil-Galad]

Theoden now knew its not going to be easy getting the last Donut...

[narfforc]

Bernard Hill wishing he had been to more riding lessons




I CAN DO THAT GISSA JOB.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"By 'eck Snowmane, you're going to take us in t' bloody spears if ye swerve that way!"

[Gurthang]

Theoden contemplates a career change. :D

[Oddwen]

The Saruman/Grima pic...

Saruman: Someday lad, this'll all be yours.
Grima: The curtains?

The Theoden pic...

Ride now to ruin, and the worlds'.........hey Grimbeornold, you've got mustard on your breastplate...

(Would that be the Mustard of the Rohirrim? :p )
Or...

To his consternation, Theoden King's mind decided at that moment to conjure up an image of fluffy bunnies in tutus frolicking around Gimli in a bikini.


~A strangely giggling Oddwen

[davem]

At the Annual Edoras Rodeo Theoden comes first in the Bronco riding, yet still frets about his prospects in the warg roping section...

(Thinks: 'Sic transit gloria mundi'.....)

[Boromir88]

Theoden is disturbed to find out this is the leader of Gondor...

http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/rotk/img/rotk0734.jpg
Denethor tipped back a little too many the previous night.

[Encaitare]

The picture is not showing up... Boromir, you nassty bandwidth thief! ;)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Théoden pic

Théoden: Yet though you fight upon an alien field--wait: we're fighting with aliens?

~*~

Denethor pic

Denethor: Lurtzin Powers killed Mini-Me! Woe is me!

(Vy ze vay, here's the pic, Encai.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It must be great to be Denathor's age... even Climbing the stairs can be an adventure!

Denathor: Must rest now! Head for the top in the morning...

[Gil-Galad]

Theoden pic:

Bernard: well it could be worse, i could be mauled by ravaging super-lions while trying to save a hospital full of Africans...wait...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denathor saw Gandalf the grey uncloaked.

Seriously, that's getting old!

[Meela]

Denethor regrets not getting that restraining order against Meela.

[Encaitare]

Gandalf beats up Denethor a bit prematurely.

[Boromir88]

Hopefully you can see the picture now, I think I fixed it. If not, Nil has helped and set up a wonderful link, thanks ;) .

This (http://www.tk421.net/lotr/film/) is the wonderful site I found it from. It has the script but also, a lot of the frame-by-frame captures of all three movies. Including the EE scenes.

[Formendacil]

Denethor: "Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh where oh where oh where oh where, oh where!!!! is my hairbrush!"

[The Elf-warrior]

Denethor mourned the cutting off of shipments of cherry tomatoes.

[Lalwendë]

Denethor really regretted setting his Stannah stairlift on hyperspeed in his haste to get down the stairs in time for Countdown.

[Ainaserkewen]

The Healers said to quite smoking there old man.

[Esgallhugwen]

Theoden pic: Why did iron studded breeches have to be in fashion this season!?

Denethor pic:

When he decided to audition for the role of Juliet instead of Romeo the casting crew was slightly taken aback.

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

"drag you around by a lock of your hair...
or give you a push at the top of the stair."

Hm, probably this one only makes me laugh.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Denethor catches his breath for a while after running after a palantír that dropped seven stories when the steward accidentally lost grip on it[.

[Fingolfin II]

Denethor will never bow to a Ranger from the North, last of a line long bereft of dignity and kingship. He will, however, fall at the feet of his servant after consuming too much eggnog.

[Boromir88]

Denethor pic...

The banana peel still remains to be one of the best all-time pranks.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

When Denethor woke up dazed and confused at the bottom of his staircase with a flagpole sticking out of his thigh, he realised that he had to stop drinking.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denathor fainted at the prospect of a new picture

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Treebeard.jpg

Treebeard: And you say you are king of the shire, Mr Took?

[THE Ka]

Denethor pic:

D: Come on' Faramir! I know you're hiding in the ladies' bathroom!

Silence...

D: Okay, well, when you come out be sure to look bewildered... Oh, yes, and don't forget to flush...


:D I had a stroke today... OF GENIUS!

~ Morrissey listening Ka

[Naz]

The Treebeard pic reminds me of that episode of Are You Being Served? when the staff stays in Mr Grace's apartments upstairs...? And Mr Humphreys has to take care of those two babies? It reminds me of when they're holding the babies & singing to them, trying to get them to shut up. ^ ^;

I forget the song, though - -;; Anybody know what I mean? *is babbling*

[Esgallhugwen]

I think I've done this one before but this picture seems more suitable.

The short listed but long winded rules of Hobbit Ball:

Pippin: Come on, come on show me how to play Hobbit Ball!
Treebeard: Now now Master Peregrin Took, don't be hasty *picks up Merry*
Merry: Hey! What are you doing?
Treebeard: Now now Master Meriadoc Brandybuck, don't be hasty *rolls Merry up into a ball*
Merry: Heyunmphh!
Treebeard: Now listen and observe. It's best to roll your Hobbit up as tightly as you can without breaking it's back.
Pippin: Yes, go on.
Treebeard: Once this is done, raise your arm slowly and drop the Hobbit Ball like so *drops Merry* following through with a swift kick like so *kicks Merry sending him flying into the woods*
Pippin is stunned into silence
Treebeard: Now it's your turn *is about to pick up Pippin*
Pippin: Actually I think I hear a Nazgul, see you later!

[THE Ka]

treebeard took a moment to pause in the great joy that had invaded his knotted old heart - he had the last Pippin action figure with real pipe smoking action before the christmas rush...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I guess I could make this a special post, since it is my 500th...

Oh, well! A listening to Moonlight Sonata will have to do...

~reflective Ka

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Merry: note to self, next time mow the lawn while it's still possible.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Treebeard: Peregrin Took, will you marry me?

[Meela]

Pippin: I said I wanted a life-like garden ornament, not life-size...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Lunchtime in Fangorn Forest, and Treebeard is really looking forward to today's sandwich.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Treebeard: You pesky Entings! You kick this hobbit over my fence once more, and you'll never get it back! *Throws hobbit*

[Nimrodel_9]

Denethor pic:

Darn! Pippin! Get some more wax on this floor!

[The Only Real Estel]

Denethor pic"

To prove that he had not been out drinking with the commons, Denethor was required to repeat the phrase 'I have not come home drunk' three times clearly to his guards.

Denethor: "I have not come home drunk. I half nut crome home drenk. I heft nit...drumb...hoom...brumpf..."( *passes out*)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

At the mercy of the Ent's ridiculously strong arms, Merry really had to give careful consideration to Treebeard's question: "Do you like my new haircut?"

[The Only Real Estel]

"For the last time, Pippin. It's not delivery. It's Digiorno."

[Mithalwen]

Treebeard pic

"Whaddya mean 'It would work better with a girl in a nightie and a giant ape'?"