Crazy Captions

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Isildur: Phew! I found my mini donut!

OR

He's been there for the last nine years.

Or yet!

Isildur: My monocle fell out again.

[Lalwendë]

Isildur: "Hey, Elrond! Think you can pierce my belly button to take this ring I found?"

[elronds_daughter]

Isildur: Hmm...lessee if I can do that neat ring-flippy thing that Bilbo does....... <tries and ring falls into the fires of Mt. Doom> Whups.

OR

Isildur: This isn't one of those 'infinity' rings, is it?

OR

Inscription on the ring: Congratulations! You have just won $3000000!!
Isildur: "I'M GOING TO DISNEY WORLD!!!"

[Bêthberry]

As he rubbed the ring, Isildur fantasized about what kind of genie would pop out to answer his wishes but was disappointed when all he got were two candles to blow out.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Isildur grumbles about the small doughnuts those nasty Elves make.

[Maeggaladiel]

"Finally! My Little Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring has arrived!"

OR


Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Maybe Elrond was right. Maybe he DIDN'T have heat vision.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Isildur: You are feeling sleepy, very sleepy, soon you will be under my control. Follow the ring, follow the... the... the ri... the... blah... *snore*

OR

Isildur: Ring, Ring, in my hand, will I sing in my friends’ band?

Elrond: It's not that kind of 'magic'.

[Farael]

Isidur was clearly suffering from the efects of concussion as he got distracted by a shiny golden ring

OR

If I throw it away now, JRR Tolkien will have very little to work with. I think I'll take it back home for a few generations, untill the threat of a second darkness is more... imminent.

[Vuelve]

Isildur: *thinking* If I stare at this ring long enough, will it turn into daisys?




Nilpaurion Felagund, I remember Sauron's Discount Rings. :D :D Good times, Good times. :smokin:

[narfforc]

Isildur: Come on Peter, finish the damn shoot, this thing is getting strangely heavy.

[The Only Real Estel]

As all true Nation Football League gurus will know, the Super Bowl rings had rather humble beginnings...

[Elu Ancalime]

In the Broadway production of FotR, a streaking siamese wizard runs across the scene while Uncloaked. Luckily, the audience assumed it as an archway or a double-wicked candle.

It even cause more contraversy than the 'hanging man' in The Wizard of Oz.

OR

Isildur: That was really nice of that guy, trading me his ring for my holographic Charizard. <gasp> It's a Key-Ring!!!
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[Gurthang]

Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Maybe Elrond was right. Maybe he DIDN'T have heat vision.

I've received inspiration!

Captions:

Try as he might, Isildur couldn't melt the ring. Apparently he isn't as 'hot' as he had thought. (bad puns abound :rolleyes: )

OR

Isildur practicing for 'the big moment'!
Isildur: " 'But you will marry me!' No, no, too strong. *ahem* 'Please, oh, please will you marry me!' No, that's too weak. *uh* 'You! Marry! Me!' Hmm... yes, that might work." :eek:

OR

After many hours of staring straight at the golden disk in his hand, Isildur has finally stared a hole straight through it!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

For British readers:

The silver bit in Isildur's £2 coin fell out.

OR

Isildur: Heads or tales?

[Anguirel]

Isildur liked Renaissance architecture, but the One Ring insisted that nothing beat Gothic.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Isildur: I see a new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11346.jpg

Exclusive interview with "The Man with a Dagger made of Fire".

OR

Denethor: Try and get my good side.

Cameraman: Erm...

[Valier]

Denethor:I thought you said this was going to be fake flames!...OWWWWWWWW it burns my wittle fingers.

Camera guy: Your kidding me? It's made of tissue paper, You know that right?

[JennyHallu]

Denethor: And you swear this isn't going to hurt? Not even a litte bit?

[mormegil]

Denethor: "What new devilry is this? Some contraption from Mordor no doubt!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: Can't a guy shave in peace?

OR

John Noble: We'd better finish this shoot soon. The water lever is rising.

[Farael]

Denethor was quite wrong when he thought he could give the finger to Gandalf and get away with it.

[narfforc]

John Noble: What do you mean, Peter say's I've got to do the shoot because the man in the asbestos suit got fired.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: So, you're saying, if I want to get even with Gandalf, I have to uncloak also?

OR

Denethor: And 'zen 've take 'ze heart from 'ze body and deposited it in 'ze dish.

[Formendacil]

Darth Denethor and the Repair Tech Guy have no idea how to fix his fizzling out lightsabre.

[Gothmog]

Denethor filming his famous commercial for baby-oil

OR

Denethor filming his famous commercial for "Strider Shampoo - Keeps Your Hair Greasy and Grimy like Your Hero's"

[Lalwendë]

Denethor hurries past with a candle. "You might as well switch that silly contraption off. Can't you see there's a powercut again?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: What's with the camera?

Cameraman: It’s not a camera; it’s a high tech mp3 player 2000!

OR

Denethor: What’s with the camera.

Pippin: A Cameraman?

Denethor: *Slaps*

[elronds_daughter]

PJ: CUT!

Noble: Why?

*cameraman looks guilty*

PJ: The mic was in picture.

*Noble slaps cameraman and blames it on Denethor, his evil alter-ego*

[Lalwendë]

Denethor, star of The Uncloaked Chef, decides to do something flashy for the cameras and apply a blow torch to his creme brulees.

[The Only Real Estel]

PJ (off camera): "No I'm sorry John. I like your enthusiasm, but I think we'll stick with the Balrog & his flame sword for our Bridge scene. Nice try, though."

[The Elf-warrior]

Denethor: "O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!"

[Lhunardawen]

Denethor (mutters): "That rotten uncloaking magnetic wizard! I'll show him...I'll be the best mutant yet!"

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Denethor was the first man ever to get fire attached to his chin.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Denny: What do you mean we don't get to lynch Nilp toDAY?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Denethor was unsure as to whether he should eat the banana.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

It was in this moment John Noble realised that the crew was infact angry anti-fur protesters.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Every celebrity’s nightmare. While they're making a documentary about you, you get lost in your own castle.

OR

Denethor: For the last time, it's not a wig! :mad:

[Lalwendë]

Cameraman: "That novelty cigarette lighter's not going to last very long if you don't stop playing with it."



OR



Cameraman: "Bit early for the London Olympics with the torch, aren't you? Is this one of Ken Livingstone's new initiatives?"

[Mithalwen]

Denethor: "I am Steward of Gondor - so why has the minion got the decent haircut while I look like a peke?"

[Meela]

Filming for Denethor's latest single Relight My Pyre was going great until he went blank at the third verse.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Security cameras were installed in Minas Tirith.

OR

Denethor: How did you get in here?

Cameraman: I don’t know.

[Holbytlass]

cameraman: help, my arm is stuck.
denethor: here's some fire.

[elronds_daughter]

Denethor: What's that? A new picture??

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/7268/leggy5si.jpg
Aragorn: Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?
Legolas: A bottle of Herbal Essences!!!

[mormegil]

Legolas assumes the standard pose when somebody with bad breath, Gimli, is talking to him. Head turned away and the nose as high as you can get it all the while appearing interested.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Legolas and Gimli was the strangest siamese-twins the world had ever seen.

or

Legolas is showing off his new cool dwarf backpack.

or

Legolas to Gimli: Will you please pull the bow out of my back.

[Enedhilion]

(Family Guy reference)

Legolas: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit.

Pauses...Crinkles his face

Legolas: ...There's one right behind me, isn't there...?

[littlemanpoet]

Orlando: The gulls! the gulls! My doom has found me! Kirsten Dunst! New Jersey!

[Gil-Galad]

Legolas: Hey gimli... have you ever wondered what rainbows taste like?

[Gurthang]

For the Denethor Picture.

Denethor seriously begins to think that his life is being filmed just like on The Truman Show.
Denethor: "What's this cameraman doing right in the middle of the hall?"
Faramir: "Dad, that's just a lifelike statue. Stop acting weird."
Denethor: :eek:?

Now, to the Legolas picture.

Gandalf: "Hey, Legolas, where is Gimli?"
Legolas: "I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near."
Gimli: "Stop calling me grief!"

OR

Little known to everyone, Legolas was very far-sighted. He could see the orcs halfway to Isengard, but cannot see what's in front of his face. See how he stuffed Gimli into his quiver, thinking him an arrow!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bows, Arrows, Elves. Oh the things Gimli found in his beard.

OR

Legolas: Are using my bowstring as dental floss?

Gmili: Erm... No. :D

[Naria]

With Legolas looking of into the distance not paying any attention to Gimli's muffled plea: "Legolas stop this wretched beast for my beard is getting more entangled in your bow with every step!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Legolas enters Narnia, and becomes a Centaur.

[Meela]

Gimli's prize for killing the most Orcs at Helm's Deep was a piggy-back ride from Legolas all the way back to Edoras.

[Glirdan]

Legolas: Ok, Gandalf, if you uncloak one more time, I swear, I will shoot this Dwarf at you!!

[The Only Real Estel]

Legolas: "Gandalf, what's wrong with you?"

Gandalf: "I don't know what you mean Legolas, I feel fine."

Legolas: "But you're...cloaked!"

[Glirdan]

Legolas: Gimli?

Gimli: Yes?

Legolas: Where are we?

Gimli: I believe we are.... you know what?

Legolas: What?

Gimli: I do believe we are lost!

Legolas: I HATE MAPQUEST!!! :mad:

[The Only Real Estel]

Upon returning home, Legolas is dismayed to find the door to the bejeweled pen open & his hare missing!

[Elu Ancalime]

Bilbo double-dog-dared Gimli to pick-pocket Legolas' Travel Pouch that had his Dove, L'oreal Shampoo, and Crest Whitening inside, and try and eat the Lembas out of his pack -without using his hands. A dwarf, or course, wont let a hobbit show him up....
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[The Elf-warrior]

Legolas: "I predict that within ten seconds Pippin will do something incredibly stupid. I can see it in his eyes."

[Lhunardawen]

Gimli: "Just because you are far-seeing it doesn't mean you're the Seer!"

OR

Legolas: "...one hundred. You can stop brushing my hair now, Gimli."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: Where is the train to Hogwarts?

Gimli: I think it's not here.

Legolas: STUPID MAPQUEST! :mad:

[THE Ka]

Legolas face became disgruntled as a storm cloud was quickly approaching. The cold and warm air pressure systems would be creating even more humidity and the likeliness that his perm would make it through the night was utterly depressing. His entire day had been ruined...

~ Aesthete

[Farael]

Gimli tries to pull a prank on Legolas yet after months of traveling without a shower, his body smell gives him away

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas can only stare in amazement, as Treebeard starts break-dancing.

OR

Legolas: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Gimli: What? Sweaty and sticky with screaming kids running around and throwing sand at each other?

[narfforc]

Legolas invents Middle-Earths first Elven-Bow seat belt

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

A simple game that had kept the two amused since Helm's Deep:

Legolas: You have to press a little harder or I can't feel it. Umm, is it... a house? A flower?

Gimli: A circle... :rolleyes:




edit: My 1000th post. :)

[Oddwen]

The Denethor pic...

Denethor: Doom, doom! My son is dead, we will burn, we will all burn! *pauses* *stares at camera*
Well, look at that! There's a spot on the wall! What do I keep these servants for?!? SERVAAAAAAAAANTS!!! TO ME WITH A DUSTRAG!

The Legimli pic...

Gimli grew increasingly agitated, as repeatedly during his monologues and closeups the elf dodged in front of him to pose.

Or...

L: Gimli, do you hear that?
G: What?
L: Nothing.
G: Fine, then.
L: Do you hear Nothing?
G: I don't hear anything.
L: I can't hear anything either, just Nothing.
G: You hear nothing and nobody?
L: I can't hear Nobody, he's miles away by now. I only hear Nothing.
G: *mutters* Probably because that's what's in your head...
L: I heard that!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas refuses to admit that he has no idea where he is.

OR

Gimli: Are we there yet?

Legolas: No.

Gimli: How about now?

Legolas: NO!

Gimli: Now?

Legolas: Yes.

Gimli: Really?

Legolas: No.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli: What is it? What do you see?

Legolas: Shall I describe it to you . . . or shall I find you a booster saddle.

Gimli: :mad: Just tell me what you freakin' see!

Legolas: Krebs cycle. (http://www.columbia.edu/cu/biology/courses/c2005/images/krebs.gif)

Gimli: :eek:

. . . on second thought, I think I should just have gone with the 'booster saddle' joke. :rolleyes:

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

As Legolas is on his most important scouting mission ever, he gets distracted by the german couple having a picnic on his nose.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Legolas:I keep hearing this weird noise!! incidentlly wheres Gimli?
Rest of the fellowship(off screen):hes behind you!!!!
Legolas:Oh no he isn't!!
Rest of the fellowship: :rolleyes:

[Morsul the Dark]

Gimli:so wait a minute Galadrial is already married?
Legolas:yes already
Gimli:but she gave me some hair
Legolas:What she gave you was hair brush which happened to still have hair in it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: Look, it’s the NEW picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5137.jpg

Wormtoung: Did you fill my bed with termites?

Eowyn: Erm... No?

OR

Wormy: Do you know there is a head in your bed?

[Farael]

Eowyn, the King said you have to make your bed and I am not leaving here until you do

[narfforc]

Wormtongue: It's no good sulking, you're not having this room, it's mine now.

[Kitanna]

Grima: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood? Answer the question!

or

Grima: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Now, just answer my question, did you steal my "Best of Michael Jackson" CD?

or

Eowyn knows the Corleone family is after her when she finds a horse head in her bed.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Grima became furious when he discoverd that Eowyn was wearing his favourit dress.

[Meela]

Eowyn: For the last time Grima, I do not want a wax model of you to remember you always by. Now get that thing out of my bed!

[mormegil]

Grima: Ahhhh come on...we can have those girl talks. I'm sensitive I promise.

or

Grima: Okay give me the treasure map and you won't get hurt.

[Encaitare]

Grima is very confused when he spots a Dixie cup on the wardrobe. Eowyn pretends not to see it, as to speak an Anakronism will get her sent to Mordor.

[Maeggaladiel]

When the cabinets were full, Eowyn began hiding the rest of the dead bodies under her bed. No one would ever notice...

Grima: Did your bed get... taller somehow?

Eowyn: *well, now I have to kill him too...*

It was a never-ending cycle.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Grima: Is that a wig?

OR

Eowyn really DID have eyes in the back of her head! :eek:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

You know when you get back to their place, and the room's a tip? Puts you right off.

[Lalwendë]

The latest Tracy Emin art show comes to Meduseld.

Grima: "You see, I just love the dichotomy that this suggests. Taken in the everyday context it would be little more than a mess, but placed in the Art Gallery it suggests something tragic, almost biblical."

Eowyn: "No, I still don't get it."

[THE Ka]

Grima: Give it up Eowyn, you're just not angst teenage attitude enough to cry in your bed all day while listening to Here I am in darkness of my darkness which is very dark, gah... Sssss! by Orc Wasteland...


~ Aesthete

[Glirdan]

Grima: Look what you've done!! You've gotten us all the way to Rohan! How in Eru's name did you manage that!?

Eowyn: Simple! I used MapQuest!!

or

If Grima had known that Eowyn was a Wolf, maybe he wouldn't have asked her if her bed had gotten taller. (Play off of Maeggaladiel)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Wormtongue: Who knows what you've spoken to the dark watches of the night, when the walls of your bower seem to close in about you; a hutch to trammel some wild thing in. How 'bout it, baby? Will you be my wild thing?

(Thanks, Oddie. This is hilarious! :D )

[littlemanpoet]

Gríma practices his lines on a manequin.

or

Gríma's Michael Jackson manequin needed some work.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When you are the prime suspect for a murder, there is one thing you shouldn't say...

Grima: Don't look in the bed!

OR

Grima: All right, I give up! Where's the money?

[Lhunardawen]

(playing off Rune)
Grima: Answer me, Eowyn. Why are you wearing your uncle's favorite dress?

OR

Grima: You ask me why I'm wearing black on Valentine's Day? What does this Faramir have that I don't, that's what I want to know.

OR

Eowyn: Grima, what's my Barbie doll doing there?

OR

The sheriffs accidentally killed the Seer. One of the sheriffs is actually the Cobbler and tries to make the other sheriff guilty of hunting the Seer.

OR

The Lovers are having a tiff.
Grima: I told you not to let my fellow wolf be lynched!

Okay, that's enough for now. :rolleyes:

[Rimbaud]

Grima: I just wanted to make my clothes out of a bedsheet, like you have. Is that a crime?

[Holbytlass]

Grima: Does he look blue to you?

[The Only Real Estel]

The last two villagers enter the home of Theodred only to find him violently maimed by the final wolf and the wolf-to-villager ratio now even...

Grima (wolf): “Sucks for you babe. Sucks for you...”

[Maeggaladiel]

Grima figured that if he stared at her long enough, she'd get uncomfortable. Then she'd HAVE to talk to him! <3

OR

Grima: So it's NOT her natural hair color!!

OR

When the piles of clothes came up to their knees, Eowyn knew that Grima had been skipping out on his laundry duties.

[JennyHallu]

Grima: To get to the other side! Get it?

Eowyn: Um...No.

Grima: Well then how about this one?

Eowyn: Um...No.

Grima: Have you NO sense of humor?!?

Eowyn: Um...No.

[Lalwendë]

Flatmates from Hell

Grima: "He's my best mate and he's been kicked out of his flat. You don't mind if he sleeps in your bed while you're out at Uni all day do you?"

[The Only Real Estel]

Appropriate for the day...

Grima: "Oh come on, it's not a difficult question Eowyn! Will you or will you not be my valentine?"

[Gil-Galad]

Grima: your eyes are like the pits of Orthanc and i'm a sleeping Ent being thrown into it

[Glirdan]

I'm sorry for this corny pickup line, but I can't resist.

Grima: Do you work at Subway? Because you're hot, fresh and toasty! :D ( :rolleyes: )

[The Elf-warrior]

Eowyn starts to wonder if Grima is a vampire.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Just after the bed fell through the ceiling...

Grima: And you refused to pay for the termite exterminator.

[Gurthang]

This symbolic photo shows an Angel of God and an Angel of Satan in a spiritual battle over an innocent soul.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gríma: What is that on your cheek?

Éowyn: Ummm . . . nothing . . .

Gríma: You have a pimple!

[The Only Real Estel]

Grima: “But I swear it was there just a second ago! Just waiting to attack me as soon as I turned the lights out!”

[Nimrodel_9]

Grima: What do you mean, "I just bonked him over the head?!"

or

Grima: That's it! No more drinking games!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Grima: That guy was supposed to be in the new picture. Looks like we'll have to get a different one now.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5125.jpg

Faramir gave some money to this Hobbit tramp.

Frodo: Half a penny? How am I supposed to survive on that?

Faramir: There's no pleasing some people.

OR

Faramir: I told you to watch out for the glass on the floor, but would you listen? No!

OR

Faramir: You'll have to accept it! Your hamster is dead.

Frodo: No-oooo! :(

[mormegil]

Faramir: I will give you another thrashing if you ever call it Spondor again.

or

Faramir: Oh you ninny! It's merely a splinter.

[narfforc]

Frodo: I would give you the ring Faramir, but...I.........Can't.....seem..to.get...it...off.


or


Faramir: What is that shiny thing, is this a chance for Faramir to have some Quality Streets

[Lhunardawen]

Faramir: "Well, I warned you I'd be violent. Boromir is Boromir is not Faramir, and I know where Osgiliath is."

OR, something else

Faramir: "Well, I specifically said 'not if it lay by the highway,' didn't I? I didn't say anything about not cutting your finger off if I saw you put It on!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: Here, I can fix that . . . *intense-pressure-application face* . . . Oh, crap! I broke it!

Faramir: Oh, no! Not dad's lighter!!!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"I'm never letting you give me another manicure!"

[Glirdan]

Frodo is carrying a miniatrue computer.

Faramir: Are you using MapQuest again??

Frodo: Yes, and it says we turned the wrong way....again.

Faramir: Curse you MapQuest!!! :mad:

or

Frodo: We were playing hide-and-seek!! Not cut off Frodo's finger!!! That's the game I play with Gollum!! Sheez. Can't you Gondorians get anything right??

[Meela]

Faramir: Well, I did warn you I wasn't so hot at that apple-shooting trick...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Faramir: You've been at this for nine hours. Maybe it's time to give up.

Frodo: Never! I'll beat this Rubix cube yet!

OR

Faramir: Why are you squirming?

Frodo: Gandalf replaced the Ring with a picture of him... you know... Uncloaking...

[Kitanna]

This is why no one ever wanted to play bloody knuckles with Faramir.
Frodo: You broke my fingers!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo found some embarrassing photos of Faramir.

[Lalwendë]

Faramir: "You won't think it was quite so funny to replace my bow string with knicker elastic when we're confronted with a load of Orcs, will you?"

[Bêthberry]

Faramir: "I'm sorry Frodo. I didn't hear you call out 'Stop'."

OR

Frodo: "These are magic beans, Faramir. I swear they are."

[Naria]

Frodo sneezes in his hand and Faramir is thoroughly grossed out! :eek:

[Kitanna]

Frodo: You stepped on my pet beetle!
Faramir: I'm sorry...?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Joy of joys! I found a penny!!

OR

Frodo attempts to read the Little Book of Calm... the effect is a little worrying.

Faramir: Do calm people usually cackle inanely?.

[Maeggaladiel]

The merriment ended abruptly when Frodo got a papercut.


OR


Faramir was getting sick of Frodo and Ring's near-constant bickering. They ALWAYS ended with screaming and one of them running off in tears.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Gah, I cut my finger!"

Faramir: "Ah, I see you have...six fingers. *Gulp*" :eek:

[Oddwen]

Fro: Helllp! My entire lower half seems to have morphed into foul text! Noooooo!

Or...

Frodo got a little teeny tiny boo-boo on his fingie. But his reaction is not quite as pathetic as Fainting Faramir's.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: Augh! This wasn't supposed to happen until much later!

Faramir: What happened?

Frodo: A spider bit me!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Faramir: Come on, Frodo! Let me have a go!

Frodo: No! I'm onto level 55! I've never got this far on Tetris before!

Faramir: :(

[The Only Real Estel]

As Faramir witnesses 'Frodo's possession' he wishes he'd brought his crucifix along.

[THE Ka]

Faramir could only watch as Frodo was quickly falling to the possession of his BlackBerry...


~ Aesthete

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Oh my eye! That's just sick!!!"

Faramir: "Well I'm sorry Frodo, but I did tell you not to look up as the birds flew overhead."

[The Elf-warrior]

Gollum shoots Frodo in the hand while quail hunting.

[Gil-Galad]

Faramir: Oh come on, its only a flesh wound

[Farael]

Faramir: yes, the last number they called was six

Frodo: oh my.... BINGO!!!!!

[Kath]

Frodo: Faramir how many times! You don't play rock, paper, scissors with the real things!

[mormegil]

Frodo: Must get out this stain!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Faramir: what's that?

Frodo: A NEW picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/1425.jpg

Bilbo's 50 year long ordeal was over when he realised the answer to 5 across was 'Beer'.

"Of course, 'makes you drunk', it seems so simple!"

[the guy who be short]

Bilbo was completely unaware of the very thin baguette reading his book over his shoulder.

[mormegil]

"Tra-La-La-Lally, who wrote this crap! Oh wait a minute..."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo: "And then Gandalf bestowed upon Bilbo all the power of the Valar and he became undisputed Lord and master of the world. And the sacville Bagginses were assigned to Mordor." Yep, that should do it for a good ending. :D

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Bilbo used his "close my eyes just enough for people to think I am sleeping" trick to copy Glorfindels answers to the test.

[The Only Real Estel]

Faramir always hated it when Frodo was Dealer at the poker games...

Faramir: "Come on, stop laughing & just tell me the turn card! The suspense is killing me!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Bilbo gives it a go for an open programming spot on the special Rivendell Network...

Elrond: "I'm sorry Bilbo but it's a no-go. You obviously don't have your script memorized if you have to keep looking at it like that, you can barely stay awake for three minutes, &, despite what you say, there's a world of difference between a cardigan & an afghan."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo reads some news headlines:
'"I'm proud to be evil,” says confused Orc activist'
'Barad-dur offered fire insurance.'
'Helm's Deep isn't so deep.'

OR

Bilbo read Elrond's diary every night. It always got him right to sleep.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Bilbo relaxes, unaware that a small green alien right behind him is preparing to kill.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The real reason Bilbo left the Shire for Rivendell: He did it so that Elrond and he could share there mutual passion for drawing each other.

[Gil-Galad]

Bilbo: today i saw a flower, it was a pretty flower, i shall name it Steve, Steve has always been a pretty name for a pretty flower... wait... this isn't my diary! why am i still writing what i'm thinking! Damn this old age!!!

[littlemanpoet]

Ian Holm: "'Live long and prosper.' Yes, that's it. Gotta keep in practice for that next role..."

[Kuruharan]

Bilbopatine: Is that you, my young apprentice?

[THE Ka]

Bilbo confronts his MediCare plan...


~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo arranges the entertainment for the Council of Elrond.

Bilbo: Right, "During your speech, burst a blood capsule in your mouth, and pretend your lungs have burst." Yeah, they'll all find that hilarious!
Okay, what else? "Ask Elrond to pick a card, and then fire the entire pack in his face, and while he's confused pull his stupid wig off and encourage the other members to laugh at him." Oh they'll all love me! :D

[Meela]

Bilbo peruses the long-forgotten Elrond's Guestbook.

"Elvenkind's Eyebrow Specialists, 379-5049-ME. Elrond, your appointment's next Tuesday.
Anon."

"Daddy, you promised me a pony. Where is it? I want a pony now!"

"Elrond, just get Arwen the stupid pony. She's gone and stolen my horse again! ~ Glorfindel."

"Things we think Rivendell needs more of: ale, mushrooms, hobbit lasses. Thanks for the stay! Merry and Pip xxx"

(Apologies to Gil-Galad)
"Today i saw a flower, it was a pretty flower, i shall name it Steve, Steve has always been a pretty name for a pretty flower..."

"Bilbo, your diary's in the bathroom.
~ Erestor."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

He tried to count the number of times Gandalf uncloaked.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

How did Elrond keep Bilbo out of trouble in Rivendell? By giving him a Magic Eye book.

OR

"Dear Diary, Elrond has stolen all my money and possessions: I'm wearing RAGS!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo: "And that is why Balrogs haven't got wings!" There, perfect.

OR

Bilbo: Ah! Elrond's secret formula for chocolate lembas!

[Gurthang]

Bilbo writes: And then the Balrog asked Frodo what it had in it's pocketses...

OR

Bilbo: "'2 + 5'... ooh, that's a toughie. I may have to ckeck the answer book and work it backwards from there."

OR

Elrond: "Bilbo, that books upside-down."
Bilbo: "Well, why is this picture of a bat hanging on the ceiling rightside-up? Oh, wait, that's Aragorn on the ground..."

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Bilbo was the only Hobbit that could make his hair shine like a halo.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Dear Diary,

Arwen sat beside me at lunch today. She's so pretty. She said I'm cute, but I'm too old. Can I still get the One Ring back?

[Elu Ancalime]

Bilbo finds the Rivendell Book of Youth (as written by Elrond and Celebrian):

~Well, I mixed up Elladan and Elrohir again, but since they cant talk yet, its ok.

~I thought it would be ok for Arwen to babysit Estel. I mean, hes only four years old right now, but puberty will come too soon :p

~I caught Elladan messing around with the phone. He dialed 21 (Ea) and said he wanted to be a dwarf! Jeez, Eru was mad about that.

~The kids and some of the Joneses (they moved here from Lindon recently) were playing house today, and somehow Estel found the Sceptre of Annuminas and started wacking them with it. I took his Mirovur away for a month, and Arwen was crying.

Bilbo: Wow, Elrond never told me he had this sitcom in his House.....
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[Alcarillo]

Dear Diary,
Uncle Bilbo was wearing that shawl again today. When will somebody tell him he looks like Grandma Mirabella? It's almost as bad as those dresses Elrond likes to wear.
- Frodo

Bilbo: :eek: :mad:

[littlemanpoet]

Bilbo: Hmm..... I need a really nasty name for that Badelia Sackville-Baggins ... I know! Lobelia! ... the little ssspider-woman! Hsss ... my preciousss .... oops! :eek:

[The Only Real Estel]

Bilbo enjoys his new copy of Documentary and Summary of Tol-In-Gaurhoth.

Bilbo: “Tol-In-Gaurhoth XC...werewolves win...Tol-In-Gaurhoth C...moderator wins!!??”

[Lhunardawen]

Bilbo's tried-and-tested sleeping pill: a Physics book.

OR

Bilbo shares an intimate moment with his walking stick.

[Naria]

Bilbo finds a book on Esthetics for Hobbits and reads the section on: How To Wax Ones Feet. :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo's to do list:

Wednesday = Kill Elrond
Thursday = Steal all his shoes.

[Lalwendë]

As the Sun slowly crept towards the western horizon, Bilbo was to be found on the same bench he had been sitting on that very morning, still pondering that tricky Sudoku puzzle.

[Anguirel]

Bilbo, using his trusty book as a mantlet and his walking-stick as a battering ram, single-handedly besieges Barad-Dur.

Because he is a Hobbit, naturally, he takes it.

[Lalwendë]

Bilbo, being of the older generation, liked to cunningly conceal his weekly copy of Radio Times in a leatherette binder he bought from the Innovations catalogue in 1974.

[Valier]

Here's a new pic!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn Pic.

Those novelty cups got boring after a while.

OR

Aragorn: Must... take... eyes!

[Valier]

Eowyn: I hope he's not going to touch me with those gross hands of his.....EEEEwwwww he is *Tear*.

[CaptainofDespair]

Eowyn: I...I...I love you, Swamp Thing.

Or

Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm sorry.
Aragorn: Why must you go?! I've had no female companionship this entire journey! Well, except Legolas...but he doesn't really count...
Eowyn: I'm sorry...I really need to do this. I must live my dream of being a Middle-Earth Idol.
Aragorn: But...those judges are so mean! *cries*

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Eowyn: But Arwen and Galadriel got their own Barbies, and that's even better than action figures. Why don't I get one?

[Kath]

Eowyn: Help! There's a hand creeping up my face but I'm too starry-eyed to do anything about it!

[Elu Ancalime]

Aragorn wrestles with a zit on Eowyns face.

OR

Eowyn thinks Dunedain are hawt.
________
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[Glirdan]

Eowyn: Why oh why did I agree to this!? I mean, come on, he's so gross!! I need to find something to take my mind off it. Ummm....Gandalf...uncloaked!? EWWW!!! :eek:

[Meela]

Eowyn: See what I mean? All I did was take one wrong pill and now I'm growing stubble!

Aragorn: I'm sure the person didn't mean to leave their medication lying next to yours... (*thinking* Drat, I must remember to put those Ultra-Speed Beard Growth tablets away properly! Why did Legolas have to accidentally wash the label off?)

[mormegil]

Aragorn wasn't known for being subtle

Aragorn: Ewoyn it's not that I don't like you it's just that I don't love you. You're a bit psychotic for me and well to be honest a bit homely. Plus for me I've always had a thing for elvish women. Have you ever noticed how their beauty surpasses mortal in every way! Man, there's no way a mere mortal could compare with such beauty and grace. And now you must understand why I must dump you!


or


Eowyn doesn't take critism well.

Clint from "What Not to Wear": We really need to add some color hear and my what is that awful gown you are wearing. It appears as though you're still in the middle ages.

[littlemanpoet]

Miranda Otto: C'mon Peter, how long do I have to hold this pose?!?

Or

His thumb stinks. Or is it the leather? And he wonders why my eyes water...

[Kuruharan]

Eowyn: I'm ready for my mind meld, Mr. Spock.

[Oddwen]

Eowyn: I...I...I love you, Swamp Thing.
Eowyn: I...I love you King Kong!

Or...

Eowyn: Can you still love me even with this hand growing off my face?
Aragorn: Lemme think...NO!

[Lhunardawen]

Eowyn: No...please...I'm scared of reptiles...

OR

Aragorn: Must... take... eyes!
Eowyn: I'm NOT the Seer! Promise!

OR

Aragorn: *mutters* I knew I shouldn't have sliced those onions Arwen needed for her onion soup...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn: If you want to strangle me, move your hand down a couple of inches.

Aragorn: Oh. Sorry.

Eowyn: *chokes*

OR

Eowyn: What's with the green hand? You've been on the Barrow Downs haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Éowyn: You remind me of an onion.

Owner of strange hand: I have layers?

Éowyn: No, you smell like one.

[Rimbaud]

Eowyn: Seriously Darth, for the last time. You are not my father. No that doesn't mean you can touch me. Please leave me alone. Where's Luke when you need him?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: I told you if you keep messing with Gimli's axe, someone is going to lose a head. Now just keep it steady while I get the sewing kit.

OR

Aragorn: For the last time, when I offer you a cake, don't eat out of my hand. It's creepy!

Eowyn: But I LOVE cake!

[narfforc]

Eowyn to Aragorn: When learning to waltz, your hand goes on my shoulder, and your foot next to mine, SO REMOVE YOUR BOOT OFF MY SLIPPER YOU OAF!!!

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "Sorry! A ranger's hands...I know they're rough."

Eowyn: "No! Well...yes, but...but don't stop."

PJ: "Okay you two enough screwing around! It's not enough that movie stole our Dead Army look now it's wasting my time also!"

[CaptainofDespair]

Aragorn: It is true, they come with the fog. They are the Eaters of the Dead.
Eowyn: Are you serious?
Aragorn: Indeed, gravely serious.

Miranda: Peter! Viggo is pretending to be Antonio Banderas, again! Make him stop!
Peter Jackson: Viggo! What have I told you?!
Viggo: Umm...that I am not Antonio Banderas.
Peter: Good. Do not do it again, again...*sighs*

[Maeggaladiel]

After "The Adam's Family," Thing took a job as a hand double for Aragorn.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

That "Hand-like growth" on Eowyn's cheek had grown conciderably.

[Bêthberry]

The closeness of Aragorn's leather-gloved hand brought tears to Eowyn's eyes, for its scent alone brought back stirring memories of her favourite horse and the fondly remembered horsebacking riding lessons she had had as a young teen.

[Elu Ancalime]

Eowyn: Oh no! That was the day Legolas proposed!

http://www.elflady.com/legolasgreenleaf/ttt/legolas/images/eowyn_legolas_theoden.jpg

Eowyn cries as she sees the photo of her uncle running away because she and Legolas were to be wed.
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[Eonwe]

Eowyn: I'm really liking this new biker girl image...oh yeah!

[Valier]

Here's another new one!


How bout' Pippin: If I can't see them, they can't see me!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin: Please, please, please tell me that wasn't Frodo uncloaked.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden Pic -

Théoden: Must... get... down... steps...

OR

Théoden: Worm! I'll kill you! You- oooh! A penny!

Pippin Pic -

The carvings on the staff show a diagram of Gandalf's uncloaking. :eek:

OR - A simpsons Rip off...

As Gandalf uncloaks, Pippin has another memory to suppress...

Pippin: I am at Disney land! Disney land!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin is about to be poked by the POKEY-STAFF OF DOOM!

[narfforc]

Pippin has just been told he has been fired from the Fellowship, and the little Hobbit is upset for leaving them short staffed.

[mormegil]

Pippin realizes all too late that the water he just drank was not out of a well but rather part of the orc sewage network.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Okay, without Bill, Pippin is going to have to hold some things for me. Here is my staff. My hat. My pack. My cloak...

Pippin: :(

OR

Pippin: I knew that last mushroom was a mistake.

OR yet!

Sam tries once more to explain Taters. Pippin has had enough.

[JennyHallu]

Pippin: Here's your cloak, Gandalf...it's on the end of this eleven-foot pole...just take it...please...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Don't close your eyes, children; because that's when the Well Monster CREEPS UP BEHIND YOU AND GETS YOU!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Meela]

Pippin cries as his giant novelty lollipop begins to melt.

[Kitanna]

A cavetroll's toilet was never a pretty sight.

[Lalwendë]

Pippin didn't quite understand the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin stabbed himself in the foot with the staff.

OR

The Balrog had a nervous break down, Pippin couldn't bare to watch.

[JennyHallu]

Pippin didn't quite understand the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube.

Or...

Pippin understood the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube far too well.

[Lalwendë]

Pippin offers up a silent prayer that his rather large helping of beans at second breakfast won't start playing the stomach-bassoon during Aragorn's coronation.

[Kuruharan]

Pippin: Pewww…looks foul and feels fair my foot. After that bean dip he smells pretty foul!

[Farael]

Pip:"If I pretend to be asleep, maybe Gandalf won't realize I was the one to drop the skeleton down the well"

[Eonwe]

Pippin: AHHH-HHHHA! AH-Ha-Ha...Oh HO HO... Did you see taht!...Ahhh-hha ha...!The look on his face when aragon realized I tricked him into walking onto my clevery laid "sticks-over-a-hole" trap...AHHH-HA-HA!

Aragorn: *draws sword*

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Pippin's coatrack imitation fooled Gandalf every time.

[mormegil]

A cavetroll's toilet was never a pretty sight.


or

It was never an easy thing to look down at what you just stepped in, especially as a bare foot hobbit.

[Maeggaladiel]

Pippin: Ugh! Gandalf! Say it, don't spray it!

[The Only Real Estel]

Donald Trump: "You're fired!!!

[Elu Ancalime]

Donald Trump: "You're fired!!!


Or do a remix 'Martha Stewart' style.

MS:"You just dont fit in." Later->Dear, Pippin...
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[Nilpaurion Felagund]

A cavetroll's toilet was never a pretty sight. (Kitanna)

or

You know your day's not going well when you have to reach down a cave troll's toilet to get your only bag of pipeweed.

[THE Ka]

Eowyn couldn't hold back tears of fear as the grotesque smell became overpowering with every step...


~ Aesthete

[The Elf-warrior]

Legolas: "Should I shoot Grima?"

Gandalf: "No. Wait till he kills Saruman."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Eeew! That new picture is disgusting!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5121.jpg

Legolas: Should we tell Aragorn his head is on fire?

Gimli: No, let him find out by himself.

OR

Aragorn: Can I have some tape to stick this arm back on?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: Look at that! Durin's Bane is flying towards us!

Gimli: Don't be absurd. Balrogs don't have wings. That's Gothmog on a winged steed.

Legolas: I think that's Tom Bombadil.

Gimli and Aragorn: Bombadil?! Are you crazy?!

Legolas: Yes, I think he's hang-gliding again today.

Gimli and Aragorn: :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Everyone was distracted by the HUGE pimple on Théoden’s nose, especially as it appeared to wiggle whenever Théoden breathed.

Aragorn: 0_0!

OR

Gimli wonders how long it will take Legolas to notice that he has stolen his bowstring.

[narfforc]

To defeat Sauron we will need more than luck fellows, said Aragorn

I have my Axe handy, said Gimli

I have a Bow in my hair, said Legolas

And have my Armee, said Aragorn, and don't call me Andy he added, looking at the dwarf.

[Glirdan]

Aragorn: Ok my friends, we need a plan!

Gimli: What do you have in mind??

Aragorn: We sneak up on him and tape his cloak to him.

Legolas: Hey! I know what to do!! We come up with a plan!!

Gimli and Legolas: :rolleyes:

[mormegil]

Aragorn: Is this the lost and found?

Man: Yes it is.

Aragorn: Good I was hoping you could help me find my right hand, I seem to have misplaced it.

[JennyHallu]

Aragorn: We're impressed Gandalf, I swear we're impressed.

Legolas: Just put the cloak back on, OK? It's getting old.

Gimli: 3 times! That's 3 times this week!

[Thinlómien]

Gimli: "What is it now, A'gorny?"
Legolas (whispers): "Shhh... He's thinking! You shouldn't ruin this rare moment!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Man: I'm sorry, Aragorn, but our Princess is in another castle.

Aragorn: ... ... Damn.

OR

Legolas: That is no Orc Horn.

Man: No indeed. It’s a 1296 vintage wine bottle, very good year.

Aragorn: Pour us a glass would you old chap.

[Meela]

It turned out that Walmart did not in fact sell horses, as Eomer had told them.

Aragorn: Darnit! Why couldn't he have just given us those two horses he had going spare?

(Elsewhere, a manic Eomer laughs gleefully at having successfully fooled three more unsuspecting travellers)

Rohan store guy: Well, if we don't have what you're looking for, you could always try Gap of Rohan *evil grin*

[Maeggaladiel]

It was always hard trying to explain things to Aragorn's mom, especially when they got caught sneaking out after dark to smite evil.

Mom: Ary! What have I told you about sneaking off to hunt orcs on a school night?

Aragorn: Um... Don't?

Mom: That's RIGHT. And now look: You've gone and lost a hand, haven't you? I TOLD you one of these days you'd lose a hand or an eye, didn't I?!

Aragorn: .... yes...

Mom: And YOU TWO! Goading him into this! Just you wait until I call your mothers.

Legolas and Gimli: Oh no!!

[Witch_Queen]

Aragorn: At the fork in the road, which direction do I go then.

Unseen Man: You take the road to your left.

Legolas: Oh boy I hope we get to the wizard quickly I really want to get a brain.

Gimli:You need a brain, I need a heart.. Poor Mr. Future King there (points at Aragorn) needs a new hand and needs to know the way to Gondor... You figured he would know the way by now.. Maybe he's the one that needs the brain instead..... :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: Spare some change, guv’nor?

Gimli: When Grima said we were a bunch of beggars, he didn't mean for us to take it seriously.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Legolas: "Extended warranty? How could I lose?"

Gorn & Gimli: :rolleyes:

or

Gimli: "You nancy man, thinking you have it hard 'cos you lost your hand; My Jaw fell off!

or

Gandalf: "You know, if you ever gave me a good solid punch then I might stop uncloaking; but all you ever do is stand there looking glum!"

or

The gang realised that Éomer had lied to them; Saruman was not in fact handing out free ice-cream.

[Formendacil]

From left to right: the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

[Nimrodel_9]

Legolas: Gimli! Don't look now, but Aragorn's hair is on fire!!! :eek:

or

Aragorn: Honestly, I really don't care if Gandalf the Grey is uncloaked. He only does it every day.

Lego and Gimli: gasp! :eek:

[The Only Real Estel]

A Rather Late Caption For The Pippin Pic
-----------------
Pippin during the halftime show “wardrobe malfunction” of Super Bowl XXXVIII...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: Yes, that's right. Give us all your money or Leggy here will begin his Captain Obvious routine.

Speaking of Capt. Obvious . . .

Legolas: This is a bank. There are lots of money in a bank. We need money. We are robbing you. Give us all your money.

Aragorn: You better give it now, man. My ears are bleeding.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas watches intently as the glowing yellow slug climbs up Aragorn's head...

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: “Had a run-in with an ROUS did you?”

Aragorn: “Uh, you’re observant.”

[narfforc]

Unseen Medic: Sorry Sir there's a waiting list for mangled arms, can you come back in two years please.

Gimli: Ha-Ha, It's your own fault laddy, don't jump the queue next time (British Version)


or


Unseen Medic: Sorry Sir your Health Insurance seems to be out of date, and your credit card has expired.


Legolas: If this has upset you in anyway Aragorn, I know a good shrink (American Version)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gimli the Joker slyly puts the banana flambé on Aragorn's head, and uses the excess grease to create a dreadlock for Legolas.

or

Disappointment at the Three Musketeers auditions.

[Maeggaladiel]

Aragorn REALLY needed to wash his hair: Not only had his head lice evolved into semi-intelligent beings, they had completed their first pyramid and were now working on a new shopping center.

[Lalwendë]

Bouncer at Moria: "You're not coming in tonight lads, sorry. It's no students."

Aragorn: "We look like students?"

Bouncer: "You've got long hair, you're wearing a ripped leather jacket and you've got a road saftey lantern on your head because it looks 'funny'..."

Aragorn" Is the union bar open, lads?"

[Valesse]

In the deep dark of Moria Aragorn's poor hygene came in handy.

OR

Aragorn: "Okay Theoden, this really isn't funny anymore. Let is into Helms Deep or I'll clean my hand off on Legolas' tunic and you'll be forced to deal with the squealing and pleas for oxy-clean."

Legolas: "Yeah! Wait... what, huh?"

[Witch_Queen]

Gimli: Ah now I see Legolas why your not married yet. If Arwen cut Aragorn's hand off only because he didn't call her then wonder what she would do if she found out that Aragorn was actually at Pippen's party.

Legolas: I told you elf chics were, are, and always will be dangerous. Thats why I'm going to run away and dissapear.

Aragorn thinking to himself I knew I should've lied to her, but Legolas and his "Tell her the truth and she won't be angry with you." Should have cut his hand off but then he wouldn't be good for anything..... What am I saying all he ever does is complain about how he needs to take a bath and keep his brown hair blonde. We all know its not his natural color.

[Holbytlass]

Aragorn: Now why'd ya go and do that, Vader? This is TTT not ESB!

[The Elf-warrior]

Gimli: "What do you think Ents look like?"

Aragorn: "I don't know. Talking parsnips maybe?"

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/lotr-3-1115-treebeard-find.jpg

Treebeard was very farsighted.

[Alcarillo]

The Lord of the Rings by Dr Suess.

[Parmastahir]

According to Treebeard, the secret to Hobbit bowling is a five step approach and getting good loft out onto the lane.

[THE Ka]

Many a young hobbit would be told of the dangers of ill conducted farming, but far worse was sitting through the animated educational films of it's consequences...

~ Aesthete

[Maeggaladiel]

Merry's worst nightmare had come true: The potatoes had become horribly mutated, and were now coming to exact their terrible revenge!!