Crazy Captions

[Galadriel55]

See all those stone columns with the faces carved into them? Yeah? Well, in another few seconds Gandalf will swell their number.

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

As Gandalf left Orthanc, he couldn't help but appreciate the fact that Saruman was right: His new beard-sleeking potion DID work wonders.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Gandalf had committed the perfect crime, nobody would ever find out what had happened to his two victims. Or rather they wouldn't have, if he hadn't decided to keep one of their hats as a souvenir.

[Mithalwen]

Gandalf had many talents but no aptitude for glass blowing...

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

Gandalf returns triumphantly from his conquest of robbing an Anime of its gravity-defying clothes.

[Galadriel55]

When "Open, sesame!" does not yield the desired results, wizards use the Word of Command...

[Oddwen]

Saruman's brilliant idea to disguise himself as a Pukel-man worked...for now.

[Galadriel55]

Gandalf has seen the Balrog uncloak.

---

Gandalf braves the dangers of the way to Sleeping Beauty's castle, but finds an angry dragon in her stead.

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

Okay, for those who don't understand, Benedict Comberbatch is the voice of Smaug, and plays BBC's Sherlock Holmes. Martin Freeman is Bilbo Baggins, and is BBC's John Watson.

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/original.png

Perhaps this should go in Memes, but I want to see you all caption this!

[Inziladun]

Holmes took this as a sure sign he needed to further dilute his usual seven-per-cent solution.

[Galadriel55]

Watson (in response): good luck finding anything among these heaps of gold!

~~~

By the size and shape of the bare spot on the floor with no gold (or other objects) on it, Holmes deduces that the dragon must have left the room.

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

As annoying as John Watson sometimes was to the genius, Sherlock forced himself to resist the urge to burn his only friend with his newfound firebreath

[Galadriel55]

Holmes: Did you notice, Watson, that you have just accidentally stepped on a piece of Dragon gum?

Watson: Ha! Here your flawless method finally fails you, Holmes! I stepped on the Dragon gum on purpose!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Doctor, I don't care how old you are. The Tardis has
really gone to hell. It really needs a makeover.

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

http://img-fan.theonering.net/~rolozo/images/kaluta/meduseld.jpg

[Inziladun]

Dinner in Rohan sometimes called for extreme patience along with a supply of birdseed.

Or

"Wait'll that Arwen chick gets a load of me!"

[Galadriel55]

Run! It's Tauriel!!!

[Kitanna]

Eowyn poses for the "Ladies of Middle Earth" calender.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Sword in hand, Eowyn was going to make sure that those pesky birds would never again attempt to make her a dress.

[Galadriel55]

As Aragorn is more and more late for their date, Eowyn gets more tired of posing that way for his arrival...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Eowyn had learned at a very young age, that a sword stuck in the floor, could be easily disguised by an epic pose.

[Inziladun]

"What was Wormtongue laughing about when he said 'None shall pass' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4)?"

[Kuruharan]

O Aragorn, Aragorn, wherefore art thou Aragorn?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

A makeover: $200
New wardrobe: $1000
Being ready for that time a handsome and dashing Ranger arrives to sweep you off your feet: Priceless.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Eowyn makes a classic blunder (notable others being to start a land war in Asia and to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line) by not paying attention to bird bombardment directly above her.

[mormegil]

Disney's messenger birds just notified Eowyn, that she will not qualify as a Disney princess.

[Pervinca Took]

Directing the full force of the jinx at Wormtongue, Eowyn coldly uttered: "Oppugno."

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

Eowyn holds her sword as she waits for the beautician to come and cut off her ridiculous braids, despite Theoden's protests that she was overreacting.

[Inziladun]

"Aragorn said I should 'wait here for the present', and he still hasn't come back with a gift for me!"

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/rotk/rotk0328.jpg

"Those girls will never get in our clubhouse!"

[Pervinca Took]

"Meriadoc, there are ways of playing wizard chess without wrecking the board!"

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn: One day lad, all this will be yours
Merry: What? The horses?
Aragorn: No not the horses lad. *smack*
Merry: But mother...

[Inziladun]

Aragorn shows kingly ingenuity by putting the deceased Ents to good use.

[Kitanna]

"Everything the light touches shall one day be yours, young Merry."

[Echo]

"and over there shall be our patio"

[Inziladun]

They gave a war and nobody showed up.

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/ttt/ttt0514.jpg

Wormtongue's latest stalling tactic had Théoden declaring today 'The First Annual Edoras Prom'.

[Oddwen]

Gandalf got a tiny bit sarcastic when told he could not bring arms into the Hall.

Or...

A moment later, the most poorly coordinated version of Thriller in the history of Middle-earth was performed.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf had to try very hard to keep Legolas from bursting into "I'm A Little Tea Pot".

[Aganzir]

The Elven King wanted to strengthen the bonds between Mirkwood and the White Council.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The others walked away in a brisk pace, as Aragorn's loud diarreah farts were quickly gathering attention.

or...

Merry and Pippin did remarkably well, considering that their only props were a crude mask, an old blanket, and of course their uncanny ability to balance on each others shoulders.

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

"See, Théoden? There is a snake! Legolas Greenleaf! What have you been doing, eavesdropping?"

OR

Thus beheld Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Éowyn, Éomund's daughter, and stopped still, utterly oblivious of his friends.

OR

Gandalf: "Shh - I think the disguise is working, we got in. So we proceed according to plan. Remember, I'm the bride, Gimli is the best man."

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The pillars of Medusel were in fact purely decorative, the roof was only kept in place by a few select Rohiric men, with some exceptionally sturdy spears.

or

Legolas was rather miffed that nobody had noticed the fur lining on his fab new shoes.

[Galadriel55]

Aragorn starts chanting while Legolas links arms with Gandalf and Gimli to start dancing the can-can.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Aragorn stood frozen unable to move as he was shunned by his former friends, and the hopes and dreams of his kin came tumbling down around him. The realisation that he was a rotten branch on the family-tree of Elendil, was more than he could bear! Of all the 15 previous chieftains of the Dunedain, never had anyone been seen in such poor resolution and so low pixelation.

[Kitanna]

Despite wishing to be the flower girl, Legolas is forced into giving the blushing bride away.

[Oddwen]

Grima: Mawwiage! Mawwiage is whot bwings us togevhah today!

[Galadriel55]

Gimli ruins the perfect symmetry with his height.

[Inziladun]

"What did Wormtongue mean, 'dress code'?

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/fotr/fotr1366.jpg


Saruman's hanging out in the Uruk-hai locker room was starting to get weird.

[Kitanna]

"Yes, I will finally win the ultimate frisbee tournament! I can't lose with you on my team!"

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Christopher Lee and maestro von Lurtz shall sing the duet of Wotan and Alberich from Richard Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Sadly, in keeping with the new Mordor policy when orcs get concussions, Saruman is forced to tell Lurtz he cannot join in the attack on Boromir and the Fellowship. :(

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

After Superman and Spiderman failed, Saruman bids the new superhero to pass through the Stargate behind him, and fight the evil that lurks on the other side and save the universe.

[Inziladun]

"I will fight no one until the photo is changed."

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/rotk/rotk0271.jpg

Aragorn introduces the Rohirrim to the advanced training regimen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g&feature=kp) of the Northern Dúnedain.

[Galadriel55]

"I will fight no one until the photo is changed."

As a sign of Shakespearian quote obsession, I glanced at this and saw "I'll fight till from my bones my flesh be hacked", which fits surprisingly well with the new picture. :D



Aragorn: I'll be the first one to the cake!

~~~

Legolas mirrors Aragorn's dance moves.

~~~

Aragorn yells and Legolas shuts his eyes, as both seem to find the floor extremely terrifying.

[Kitanna]

"Pippin, you look faaaaaaaaaabulous!"

[Mithalwen]

"I will fight no one until the photo is changed."

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/rotk/rotk0271.jpg

Aragorn introduces the Rohirrim to the advanced training regimen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4okRvCg2g&feature=kp) of the Northern Dúnedain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8QA6Xzh0GU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
This was the less advanced course:D

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Aragorn: The walls...
Legolas: Don't just stand there try to brace it with something!
Aragorn: Wait... which movie franchise is this?

[MCRmyGirl4eva]

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a godd*mned door?!"

[Inziladun]

"Right, Legolas. Fly over mountains and fetch another pic to save us."


http://www.councilofelrond.com/wp-content/uploads/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/illustrations/rbass/rotk/mwahahaha.jpg

You can thank Rune for this one. ;)

"Look sir. Droids!"

[Galadriel55]

For the previous one (can't believe I haven't played out this theme yet):

"Pippin! Don't you know to lock the bathroomm door?!"

Aragorn and Legolas burst into the bathroom stall and find a certain uncloaked persona.

For the current one:

"Now, camels, before you get to the Eye, we'll practice getting through the Ring..."

"Thag you very buch," said Frodo to the dentist after his wisdom teeth got removed.

[Inziladun]

"Hey! The inscription says 'made in Bree'! Sam kept the real one!"

[Lotrelf]

What to do in this? Do I have to caption the pic that is JUST posted? Who's that, by the way? To me looks Sam.

[Pervinca Took]

"No, Sam, that's a Hula Hoop," said Frodo.

Lotrelf - yes, you're right about the caption.

Actually, now not sure about my own caption ... not sure if that is Frodo or Sam. It's from the Rankin-Bass 'Return Of The King,' but I can't tell for sure which hobbit it is.

[Inziladun]

What to do in this? Do I have to caption the pic that is JUST posted? Who's that, by the way? To me looks Sam.

Yes, the latest pic is generally used, so people know which one you're talking about.

And that's Frodo, of course! Sam's face is wider, and his nose is larger, unlikely though that seems. :D

[Lotrelf]

Yes, the latest pic is generally used, so people know which one you're talking about.

And that's Frodo, of course! Sam's face is wider, and his nose is larger, unlikely though that seems. :D

Thanks. Frodo isn't supposed to be that fat, isn't it? In the books he isn't fat. This Hobbit gives me look of Samwise instead of Frodo.
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MY CAPTION:
Frodo: "I've got this Ring, Sam! I'm in Mordor, will not destroy the Ring." *he smiles evilly*
(I know that's out of character, but just a crazy caption) :D
Pervinca, your caption's cool. I wonder how is mine. Idiotic, I guess! :p

[Pervinca Took]

Well, Frodo is described by Gandalf as "a stout little fellow with red cheeks," but he wasn't stout by the time he got to Rivendell, and he'd have been pretty darned thin by the time he reached Mordor. ;)

[Lotrelf]

Well, Frodo is described by Gandalf as "a stout little fellow with red cheeks," but he wasn't stout by the time he got to Rivendell, and he'd have been pretty darned thin by the time he reached Mordor. ;)

He's said to be "Taller than some", and that gives me impression that he wasn't fat. No one mentions so. :confused:

[Oddwen]

Frodo: When Bilbo found this shiny ring in Gollum's cave of gloom, I did not know that it would turn into a ring of Doom!

Or...

Frodo: Yes, I am the Bearer of the Ring, and in a few moments I will be the Wearer of the Ring! The Darer of the Ring! Lately I've been the Carer of the Ring. Rest assured I will never be the Sharer of the Ring!

[Pervinca Took]

That's a good'un, Oddwen! :)

"A most interesting specimen," said Frodo, inspecting the Neekerbreeker he had just trapped in the magnifying glass.

(OK, that one was a bit lame.) ;)

[Inziladun]

Frodo the Lawyer grins in triumph, having found the Ring's fine print, Use of this object may be Hobbit-forming.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Frodo hatches his evil scheme: To slowly poison the offspring of the big-people with huge quantities of sugar, by feeding them his latest invention 'The Froot Loop'.

or

Frodo always had an affinity for careless handling of jewellery.

[Inziladun]

"Watch me reach in here and pull out a new pic!"

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/hauj/hauj1019.jpg

The White Council's new closing game of Spin the Dagger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spin_the_bottle) was not to Galadriel's liking.

[Oddwen]

"This is the worst party ever," thought Gandalf to himself. "I should invite myself to one at Bag End..."

[Galadriel55]

None of the guests seemed to appreciate Elrond's brand new gorgeous sunset-and-statues wall murals.


The White Council continued soundly on as a bunch of Elvish women were strangled silently in the background.

[Mithalwen]

Elrond is speechless when he discovers Gandalf "I was only trying to help" the grey, had tried to make up for cleaning his sword with the best table cloth by boilwashing it.

It was a wedding present from his mother in law.

She wove it herself.

From her hair...

[Kuruharan]

Gandalf: Parties like this are why I didn't want to be a wizard. I wanted to be a rock star!

[Kitanna]

Elrond and Galadriel try to think of a why to punish Gandalf for playing with swords...again

[Meela]

As Gandalf bows out after only managing 34 Elvish pancakes, Elrond and Galadriel prepare to fight over who gets the bigger half of the last one.

[FerniesApple]

Elrond: This bloody black background on this Morgul blade is giving me a headache!
Gandalf: Can you read it?
Elrond: I need some light in here, its all gone teal/orange. *squints*
Galadriel: well it will be Dawn soon, for no particular reason, just wait a few minutes.
Elrond: *sigh*

[FerniesApple]

Caption this!
http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/pictures/fellowshipscreencaps/specialedition/fotrspecfeatures147.jpg

Legolas: '' He showed me his Shard of Narsil. its tiny! ''
Blonde Elf: *thinks* ''I get to hammer it later, it wont be tiny after I have finished with it'.

[Inziladun]

Gangsta Legolas signs for the Mirkwood Krew.

[Oddwen]

"Bro, do you even lift?"

[Kitanna]

"She was all like 'jerk' and I was all like 'whhhhhaaat?'"

Or

Legolas: No seriously, it was this big

[Galadriel55]

- They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
- Gawd, can you stop that?
*shrug* - Not my faut!


Every time I look at this picture, I just laugh. It's so good it doesn't even need a caption. :D

EDIT: another one -

"Spiderman!"

EDIT2: yet another one:

You know how embarassing it is when someone from the next stall just starts talking to you? Well try doing it without the stall!

*goes to hide under a pillow before any greater craziness starts leaking out*

[Galadriel55]

You can't, just, like, walk into Mordor, right?

[Inziladun]

In a childish moment, Elves use their secret sign language to express their real feelings for Thorin's group.

[The Only Real Estel]

Growing ever frustrated by the elven/dwarven bickering, Gandalf makes an example of Legolas by employing his famous 'T-Rex arms' spell.

Certainly seems to have worked, as everyone else is now listening quietly...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The elves of Mirkwood were social outcasts, mostly due to excessive use of velour.

[mormegil]

(Off Screen) Boromir: One does not simply jump movies

Leggy: Meh, I did.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Legolas was the only one at the Council of Elrond who thought it was an appropriate time for locker-room talk.

or

Orlando Bloom went on to star in the LotR spin-off movies "Weekend at Legolas's" and "Weekend at Legolas's 2"

[Galadriel55]

Legolas switches the channel with an invisible remote.

http://tolkien.cro.net/pictures/ikordej/hobbit.jpg

[Inziladun]

Armour shortages resulted in Thorin and Co. making do with ladies' styles.

[mormegil]

Armour shortages resulted in Thorin and Co. making do with ladies' styles.

Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.

[Inziladun]

Gimli pays homage to 1980's Madonna.

Or Arwen the Warrior Princess (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xena#mediaviewer/File:Returnofcallisto_02.jpg). ;)

[Galadriel55]

Beorn is very surprised when he is visited by a hobbit, a half-headed Dwarf, a beheaded wizard, and phantom music player.

[Inziladun]

Bilbo shows the effects of a hobbit's over-fondness for mushrooms.

[The Only Real Estel]

Galadriel did warn us the Quest would claim many of our fingers...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

It was so seldom that Gimli encountered people shorter than him self, that he could not resist the urge to lean on Frodo.

or

The scene moments prior to Frodo loosing it, and beating a faceless troubadour to within an inch of his life.

or

"...He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Frodo..."

[Inziladun]

Lute playing always got Frodo teary-eyed.

http://comicsworthreading.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/LOTR.jpg

To throw Gandalf off balance for once, Frodo pops the question.

[Oddwen]

"No no, I couldn't eat another bite!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

To throw Gandalf off balance for once, Frodo pops the question.

"Before we go into battle there's one last thing I need to attach. This ring to your finger."

Sorry, Legend of Korra reference. :p

[Galadriel55]

"Hungry, Gandalf? Have a Cheerio!"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Omg, no one tell Tolkien we're in a Disney movie!

[Inziladun]

Gandalf demonstrates his arcane mastery of shadow-puppetry.

[Thinlómien]

Bilbo thought the dwarves weren't properly dressed, so he decided to send in a new picture...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/66e4f0c029f5ccdc662c94263f96a617/tumblr_mgzxmmInTt1qkse2ro1_500.jpg

[Inziladun]

'Many are my names in many countries, but here I am "North Face"'.

[Oddwen]

Thorin: That coat sure looks poofy. I bet if I hit you you wouldn't feel it at all.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: Stop it.
Thorin: *puft*
Gandalf: STOP IT

Or...

Thorin: That coat sure looks warm.
Gandalf: Only the finest eagle feathers!

Or...

Thorin: You could have waited until the eagles took us the rest of the way there to make that coat, you know.
Gandalf: Oh, don't look so....DOWN. O-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Thorin: *puft*

[Galadriel55]

Featuring: the Forochel Gold Rush

[Kuruharan]

Thorin: Am I taller or are you shorter?

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Gandalf is slowly being devoured from below by the carnivorous grass.

Featuring: the Forochel Gold Rush
Thorin: Am I taller or are you shorter?
Brought to my mind a combined idea:

"Hey Gandalf, can I borrow your pipe? Then people could call us Smoke and Shorty, ho ho!"

(Sorry, G55, couldn't resist ;) )

[Galadriel55]

"Hey Gandalf, can I borrow your pipe? Then people could call us Smoke and Shorty, ho ho!"

(Sorry, G55, couldn't resist ;) )

Hay, what do you think primed my idea? ;) :p

[Pitchwife]

Thorin: "I think Bombur's rubber raft is losing air."
Gandalf: "That's my cloak he's rowing, I'm wearing the raft."

[mormegil]

For the protection of all, a second cloak was provided Gandalf to help avoid any unpleasant uncloaking business.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

It took all his willpower not to stare, but Thorin was shocked to learn that Gandalf was made of granite from the waist down.

[Kitanna]

Gandalf: Looks like someone has been in the Ent-draught.

[Lalwendë]

"Sorry, Thorin, I don't care how much you 'rock'. Your decision to cut off your beard means you aren't suitable for my ZZ Top tribute band."

[Galadriel55]

Gandalf: ...so as we walking along, I thought this would be the perfect place to settle down. I can already see how everything is going to look: in front there will be a little garden -

Thorin: Uhh, Gandalf?

Gandalf: And over here I'll plant some vegetables to see us through the winter. Potatoes would be good, I hear they go well with the fish we can get from those mountain creeks -

Thorin: Gandalf.

Gandalf: Carrots would do nicely, and over here will be the tomato patch -

Thorin: Gandalf. You're not settling down here. We still have a quest.

Gandalf: What quest? If we don't start working on it now, we might lose all the crop!

Thorin: *Eru save us*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Thorin was starting to doubt he would ever find the mountain.

[Morthoron]

I am allergic to fleece, Thorin, hence the down.

[Galadriel55]

"Umm, what's he up to?"

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/c94a5dce384dc1fe4675706b8a623dbe/sgudjxl/Zg4njkf42/tumblr_static_dpunhtctsc8w48wgcoo4cko08_640_v2.gif

[Inziladun]

"I'll overlook your uncloaking, Gandalf, if you turn Tauriel and the Dwarf into hermit crabs".

[Morthoron]

"You may may not be aware, Bilbo m'dear, but they do sometimes refer to us as the Fairies."

[Oddwen]

"Umm, what's he up to?"

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/c94a5dce384dc1fe4675706b8a623dbe/sgudjxl/Zg4njkf42/tumblr_static_dpunhtctsc8w48wgcoo4cko08_640_v2.gif

"Did someone say PIE?"

[Inziladun]

"Who needs Tauriel when you've got this?"

[Inziladun]

Bilbo heard the words of his father, 'Never turn your back on a winking elf!'

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WNlEQ0Tl8nQ/maxresdefault.jpg

'I'm a little busy here. Can't you guys find the bathroom yourselves'?

[Tuor in Gondolin]

See that guy behind me? If you don't give me that part in that movie trilogy
Sam's gonna cut you. Sam's a blade man. And then there's your favorite horse.

Don't make me call my godfather.

[Kuruharan]

Boromir: If you halflings pull on my arm, I might be able to get my legs more splayed than they are already!

[Galadriel55]

Boromir takes as his sigil the Flaming Heart of Stannis Baratheon.

[narfforc]

'You've spilt ketchup on your fur rug again Boromir, hold still while Merry scrapes it off with his butter knife'

[Inziladun]

"Hey Boromir, the Orcs want a new picture."

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/hbttrail/htrlr077.jpg

"Forochel Film Weekly says Peter Jacksom can't make any more movies!"

[Kuruharan]

The dwarves celebrate as Bombur wins the "Who Can Break the Most Wind" competition.

[Morthoron]

Bombur wins the annual Middle-earth Biggest Braids 'n' Breasts contest. Not pictured is Eowyn, who came in a distant second.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

The moment it was announced that Obelix would not be suing for copyright infringement.

[Galadriel55]

"And then they believed him that it will only be two movies!"



"Hurray! Radagast brought more mushrooms!"

[Oddwen]

Invisible bees attack at the most inconvenient times.

[Inziladun]

"Brilliant idea! Bombur can just eat Smaug!"

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FbPQY_nEUqk/UYnuJdok-BI/AAAAAAAAAPM/43kUnJJRtIM/s1600/5.jpg

Elrond: "Hold it just like that. We need this photo to identify your remains."

[Galadriel55]

Nobody liked the annual family photos.

---

The guests were prepared to do a lot for Elrond, but they thought a school choir was a bit too much.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Sam: "Okay Strider. Arwen IS a better stripper than Rosie."

[Kuruharan]

The cast reacts with shock when Jackson announces that there will be elves at Helm's Deep.

(as an aside, I'd never really noticed before how the cast in that picture just seem to be standing there in bemusement at something Jackson has said to them. Viggo in particular is standing there as if saying, "Is this right...with my hands just so?" And Gandalf seems to have a "What the heck?" expression.)

[The Only Real Estel]

PJ: "Just wait til The Hobbit - our plot & each of your characters are crunched for time now, but I'll be making THREE movies out of that one book!!"

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

"...human shields, walking packed lunches, which can also be outrun if you get pursued by wargs" Elrond stopped talking, he could tell that he had said too much, apparently 'The many reasons to bring a hobbit on a quest' had not been meant for the ears of the little people.

[Inziladun]

The Fellowship's delay in setting out was really just due to waiting for a new pic!

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/hauj/hauj0551.jpg

"And the Uruk Uglies are stopped at the line of scrimmage; it's 4th down!"

[Kuruharan]

The other orcs cheat to dethrone Azog as the reigning "Helmet to the Gut" competition champion.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

At that very moment Azog dearly regretted having slashed the trouser budget for his troops.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Azog's minions rob him of his glorious book death by hauling him away before he could actually die.

[Inziladun]

"Let me go! I have to put up a new pic!"

http://www.framecaplib.com/lotrlib/images/fotr/fotr0145.jpg

"Mate, we have to find you a wife."

[Formendacil]

Even as small as Hobbits are, it was a truly jumbo shrimp Pippin had found.

[Galadriel55]

Only Merry noticed that Pippin was being eaten alive by the giant lobster.

[Oddwen]

Pippin: "This is the most bestest pogo stick I have ever seen!!!"

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Merry thoroughly disliked when Pippin would get too drunk and start a staring contest with an inanimate object.

[Inziladun]

http://nightflight.com/wp-content/uploads/BAKSHI-4.jpg

"No! Bilbo! Don't sing the Justin Bieber!"

[Kuruharan]

Bilbo had had enough of Gandalf's airplane imitations.

[Galadriel55]

- Fine, I'll leave the Ring, but only if you give me more cookies!

[Oddwen]

Gandalf: ...and then I waved my hands, like this, and parted the red sea!

Bilbo: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Or...

Gandalf wasn't too pleased when Bilbo won the boxing match against Thorin, but he had to admit that the dwarf was down for the count.

Or...

After ten minutes or so, Bilbo began to suspect that the grey wizard was following him silently on tiptoe again.

[mormegil]

Bilbo: "Gandalf please, a conga line isn't that difficult to do"

[Galadriel55]

Gandalf finally found the opportune moment to yell "Boo!".

[Valesse]

It was that moment when Gandalf the Istar became Gandalf the Astaire.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Bilbo's attempt of becoming The Shire's top Crooner was constantly being undermined by Gandalf's jazz hands.

[Oddwen]

Bilbo: So I slip off my cloak like this...?

Gandalf: No, no, no! ALL the clothes come off at once!

[Morthoron]

"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't fit you!"

[Galadriel55]

Rereading another thread (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=17369)with "bad translator" movie captions, and came across this. You know what, how can I refuse. We even have a first caption! (original caption: ...that Saruman will unleash)

This also looks like it came out of our Crazy Captions:

http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/060-080/two-towers-06.jpg

Theoden: Gandalf, how many times do I have to tell you - you can't just walk into Isengard!

~~~

Gandalf: And then we call the Eagles to take your army, horses and all, and get them to carry you four fifths of the way there!

~~~

G: The palantir told me I was the 10th user and won a million silver pieces, so I gave it your credit card number!

[Inziladun]

"I assure you Théoden, there are indeed talking trees, and my cousin Radagast has not been having me try his new mushroom hybrids."

[Kuruharan]

Gandalf: And now for slide #387 of The Greatest Hits of Gandalf Uncloaking!

[Galadriel55]

- Gandalf, my country is in ruin. The armies are scattered, the treasuries are emptied, my people do not trust in me anymore. What should I do?

- Hang every nobleman and pain Meduseld blue.

- But why blue?

- I knew there would be no issues with the first proposal.

[Alphaelin]

Gandalf: "...and that's how I got past the Balrog on the 100th level in Moria. Now, on level 99 we duked it out with rocks..."

Theoden: :If I was still under Saruman's spell, I wouldn't have to listen to this.:

[Inziladun]

"See, Théoden, I had this dream once that I wore a silly helmet and could control metal."

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"Just a minute, folks. I want to sketch this scene for your tombs....er, for history."

[Galadriel55]

- Elrond, are Elves supposed to get a growth spurt when they reach a couple thousand years, or were you drinking the Ent-draught again?

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Much to the dismay of the Fellowship, and due to unfortunate incidents in the past, Elrond explained in no uncertain terms, that elvish hospitality did not extend to naked frolicking in public fountains.

[Kuruharan]

Alright, we know that one of you is the culprit who ate all the cake.

[Oddwen]

Erestor: We've rounded up the usual suspects Elrond, can you point out which one stole your wallet?

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Hugo Weaving was very happy to announce that in order to "corner the market", he had managed to convince New Line and Peter Jackson to film Lord of the Rings as well as a porno parody silmutaniously using the same cast.

[Thenamir]

Scene from the new movie, "Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship"

[THE Ka]

"No one leaves here alive until one of you lot confesses who took Priscilla on a joyride across the Bruinen."

[Kuruharan]

Good Morning Class!

Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.

[Boromir88]

Good Morning Class!

Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.

Hair Weaving 401 with Hugo! :cool: :rolleyes:

[Kuruharan]

Hair Weaving 401 with Hugo! :cool: :rolleyes:

You figured out my inspiration for the joke! :o

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Elrond started to doubt his own judgment, when he for the thousand time had to scold the Fellowship for turning on all the torches in broad daylight.

[Formendacil]

Elrond: "You've already had breakfast."

The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: **A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST**

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

At roll call Gimli managed to cover-up the absence of the rest of the fellowship, by the strategic placement of cardboard cut-outs and Elrond seemed none the wiser.

[Galadriel55]

Elrond: "You've already had breakfast."

The whole Fellowship, now converted to Hobbit ways: **A STARE, DENOTING THEY HAVE HAD ONE, YES, BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND BREAKFAST**

Yes, Elrond, we are staging a protest to demand the right for second breakfast. And if you refuse to comply, we will start operating under a new slogan: "Gondor needs no pants".

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

"Listen guys you have been loitering here since 2019, don't you have a mountain to catch?"


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Gandalf was tempted by the Ring, but in the end his germaphobia ensured that he would never claim it for his own.

[Inziladun]

"Heavens Frodo, that is a nasty hangnail!"

[Formendacil]

Even with Frodo holding the One Ring out immediately before him, Gandalf still couldn't take his eyes off the hobbit's prodigious feet.

Frodo: "Hey! Gandalf! My eyes are up here!"

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

The hypnosis content was heading towards a stalemate after one and half hours of Frodo just repeating "you are sleepy... so very sleeepy..." and Gandalf repeating "follow my fingers' movement..."

[narfforc]

Ah, cheese Hula Hoops, my favourite said Gandalf

[Kuruharan]

Is THIS your ring..?

[Galadriel55]

After a few pints at the Green Dragon, Gandalf was rather struggling to get his finger to the intended target.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Frodo quickly realised that the Magic of Gandalf mainly consisted of making items "float" in mid air with the cunning use of very thin string.

[Oddwen]

"Good heavens, no, no, no!" cried Gandalf. "That's the little piggy that went 'wee wee wee' all the way home, THAT little piggy went to market!"

[Gil-Galad]

Gandalf always considered himself "hip with the kids" and was tempted to try the latest craze since West Farthing Leaf.

Frodo didn't know where this old magic man came from.

[Kuruharan]

Frodo: Come on, Gandalf, shake my hand!

*bzzt*

Gandalf: Ouch!

Frodo: Gotcha! I can't believe you fell for that!

[Andsigil]

Doesn't really need a caption, but a friend sent me this and I thought you might enjoy.

[Kuruharan]

Old Woman: I don't want to eat it and you can't make me!

[Oddwen]

I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have cooked,
Of veggies, herbs, meats and broth that oh so fresh had looked
Or at least were not much spoiled in autumns that there were,
I could not sit for long downwind, so don't mind all the hair.
I sit beside the fire and think of how this meal will be,
For any who can stomach it, forsooth! twill not be me!



For still there are so many things that I have never eaten
In every pot on every fire there is a different green
I sit beside the fire and think of lunches long ago,
And people who will have a snack that I shall never know.
While all the while I sit and stew at what I've stewed before,
I listen for retreating feet and noises from thrown bowls

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

I sit beside the fire and think of all that I have cooked,
Of veggies, herbs, meats and broth that oh so fresh had looked
Or at least were not much spoiled in autumns that there were,
I could not sit for long downwind, so don't mind all the hair.
I sit beside the fire and think of how this meal will be,
For any who can stomach it, forsooth! twill not be me!



For still there are so many things that I have never eaten
In every pot on every fire there is a different green
I sit beside the fire and think of lunches long ago,
And people who will have a snack that I shall never know.
While all the while I sit and stew at what I've stewed before,
I listen for retreating feet and noises from thrown bowls

What a jingle for a Middle-Earth themed cooking show!