Crazy Captions

[Witch_Queen]

Pippin: You know I never understood the story about that boy Jack and this bean stalk....

Merry: I understand it now.... but the story never said anything about plumbing problems......


Pippin: Oh you didn't know... The old lady did it.....

[narfforc]

After the storm had gone, the hobbit looters arrived to raid the shops of Wormtongues Wares and Sarumans Supplies, happy in the knowledge that they were the only two greedy hobbits for miles around.

[Lalwendë]

Pippin: "Jamie Oliver won't be trying anything new today once we've finished with his larder!"

[Mithalwen]

It was possible to overcome a hobbit's innate distrust of water if you gave them the right encouragement.

[Holbytlass]

The smiles were wiped off their faces when reminded of "hanghobbit" (http://www.barrowdowns.com/thangman.htm).

[Gurthang]

Merry: "Oh, Pip, I think I see your lost contact!"
Pippin: *squints* "Nevermind that, I don't need it anymore. I can see that that's food, and that's good enough for me!" :D

[The Only Real Estel]

You haven't seen snacks until you've been to a hobbit's Super Bowl party...

[Kitanna]

The Hobbits break the rule of waiting forty-five minutes after you eat to go swimming.

[The Only Real Estel]

As Merry & Pippin discovered, the Kiddy Pool had its advantages.


(remember the Kiddy Pool? :P)

[Farael]

Sauron unveiled his latest treachery, as he let two hungry hobbits loose in Gondor's food and water reserves.

[Valesse]

It wouldn't be until later before the two hobbits would find out, at the amusement of the Ents, just how old that entdraught REALLY was.

OR

Merry and Pippin were delighted to find out that Saruman made the Uruk-Hai eat their vegitables.

[Lalwendë]

Merry and Pippin could not contain their happiness. It was every Hobbit's dream. Unlimited pipeweed, a full larder, and enough gravy to bathe in.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman should have known better than to leave his larder keys with the two strangely clean and small Orcs. :D

OR

Two minuets earlier...

Treebeard: Merry and Pippin, go in there and empty it of everything. I want to use it as a mushroom growing room.

[Balin999]

Merry to Pip: "Remember when you said you'd instantly wet your pants if you'd ever get your hands on proper food again?"

[Elu Ancalime]

Pippin:Egad...WE FOUND IT! Shangri-mama's kitchen! I knew it was in the Dead Marshes...Gollum said I was crazy.....they all said I was crazy....

Merry: Good thing we brought Sam along, nobody would believe the two of us! Tally ho Sam!

.............

Pippin: Sam?

Merry: Uh, Pippin, you what this means......

Pippin: Sam drowned so now we get his dibs?

Merry: Right! Let's not wait for him to come back and take it all to Mandos!
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[Elu Ancalime]

Merry: Pip, take baby Moses and his basket and put him up there where he wont get wet. Wait, why do you have a chiken?

Pippen:Umm, to complemint the roast and veggies.

Merry:So wheres Moses?

P:Uhh.......at 273 Kelvin.

M:That's 112 Farenheight, yes?

P:Right...

M:and 100 Celsius?

P:................

M:If you hadnt killed Moses we wouldnt have had to swim across you know. Fool.
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[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry: Why does Saruman want the Ring when he has THIS?

OR

Pippin: My eyes! I'm Blind! But so happy!

[Gandalf_the _white]

Boromir had got one too many pop-ups and cracked:
Boromir: MWAAHHAAAA!!! CLICK HERE TO GET A FREE ONE RING!!!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Hobbits. They'd give their own legs for some food...

[narfforc]

Pippin:I think they've forgotten about us Merry, and left us standing in this water.
Merry: Why do you think that?
Pippin:I have a sneaky feeling that the've gone off with that Hookbill to Mount Zoom.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin:I think they've forgotten about us Merry, and left us standing in this water.
Merry: Why do you think that?
Pippin:I have a sneaky feeling that the've gone off with that Hookbill to Mount Zoom.

Merry: U.R.R Jokin! :eek:

:p

Sorry, thought it was appropriate.

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry & Pippin went searching for a new picture but only found a bunch of food.

*Hint* *Hint* ;) :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img-fan.theonering.net/rolozo/images/nasmith/sil-melkor.jpg

Melkor: Get out of my chair! I want to watch The Lord of the Rings Extended editions back to back!

Hurin: Sorry!

OR

Morgoth: Look over there! A Mountain with wheels!

Hurin: Your lies of late have got really pathetic... *splat*

[Morsul the Dark]

MOrgoth:If Ive told you once I've told you a million times clean up your room its filthy!

or

Morgoth has begun training to become the next Disco King

or


Morgoth orginal attempts at recruiting an army weren't too successful

MOrgoth:Where were you I was worried sick!
Hurin:I was over there at Ulmos' house
Morgoth:Well I don't want you hanging out with him he's a bad influence

[Kath]

Morgoth: I'm big, you're small. I'm right, you're wrong. I'm smart, you're stupid.

Hurin: Well I may not be big or clever, but at least I don't have to chain people to rocks to get them to pay attention to me!

[Gurthang]

Headless Giant: *points*
Hurin: "I'm over here, you moron!"

OR

Fighting a Headless Giant was so exciting that Hurin fell asleep. It was okay, though, because the Headless Giant couldn't see, hear, smell, or taste him. He had little to fear.

[mormegil]

The real reason Hurin was cursed was not for defying Morgoth...

Morgoth: Hurin that is my throne not the throne.

Hurin: Oops!

[Morsul the Dark]

The witchking was bigger in person than most thought

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Morgoth: If you're going to keep that dog, then clean it's mess up! Its making a most terrible smell in the kitchen!

OR

Morgoth: I caught a fish that was THIS big!

Or yet!

Morgoth: Surrender onto me your secrets or you shall suffer the terrible wrath of my secret weapon... Gandalf!!

Hurin: NOOOO!!!

[Morsul the Dark]

Morgoth talking to a very young sauron:I dont care if he gets to go to Middle-Earth Im not Gandalf's mentor Im yours now youd better get evil real quick and stop all this "good" nonsense


the real reason sauron is evil

[Legolas in spandex]

"Take down that skanky poster this minute!!!!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Morgoth: "I called Seat-Back & you heard it!!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Morgoth: Sorry, You must be this tall to go on this ride.

Hurin: :(

[Meela]

Morgoth had a right to be angry with his hairdresser...

"I said a little off the top, not everything from the neck up!"

[Morsul the Dark]

for aqua teen fans

Dr. Weird:Steve this is my final experiment I will cut off my own head!

Steve: Why

DW:Because Steve I want to boogy!

Steve:but

DW:shut up steve get the axe!

[The Only Real Estel]

Hurin: "All right, all right! I give up! Do you....know the Muffin Man?"

Morgoth: "The Muffin Man???"

Hurin: "The Muffin Man!"

Morgoth: "Yes...I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane."

[narfforc]

And it is said that Mortcough grew angry, and turning to the captive he said menacingly, 'If thou wilt not say I can whup anyone else on the Relative Powers thread, then I will curse them' and Mortcough Bogleer pointed at the picture he had stolen from Hewin, of his wife Morewhen and his son Chewin Chewinbar. 'And with them will suffer thy daughter Ninny Nincompoop.........

Thus it is told in The Tale of the Children of Hewin, or The Harm I Kin Hewin

[The Only Real Estel]

Morgoth: "Now go & bring your three siblings back. If you do...I might have some more Orcish Delight for you."

[THE Ka]

Morgoth was finding this new position of nanny to be quiet tiresome. Even getting the brat to speak a word of please took hours of time out in Thangorodrim...

~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Morgoth: Excuse me, mate, do you know the way back to Angband? I seem to have got lost. I think it's that way.

OR

Morgoth: With my eyes you will see! With my ears you will hear! With my hand you will make a cup of tea! Hint, hint!

Or even

Hurin: You have beautiful eyes!

[Farael]

Morgoth: [blushing] Well, Hurin, eh.... well, I don't do this too often but I was... yeah, well I was wondering if.... you'd dance this Tango with me?

[Balin999]

Morgoth: And then I pointed at Eru and said "You, good sir, are an idiot! You can kiss my black a**, and I'm outta here!"

Hurin: No you didn't.

Morgoth: Ok, ok, you got me. But I really wanted to!

Hurin: Whatever. *yawn*

[Gandalf_the _white]

Morgoth:Right! Now you can go down there and get my legs back!!!! :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Werewolves discuss...

Morgoth: So, we are agreed, we'll get Gandalf tonight.

Hurin: Yes. But don't try and lynch me again!

Morgoth: Sorry, I thought you were Turin.

OR

Melkor: Go and turn that smoke machine off! It's really aggravating my asthma

[Mithalwen]

Hurin was too morbidly fascinated by Morgoth's copious nasal hair to be really frightened.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Despite the fact that Hurin died three months ago, Morgoth continued to rant at him.

[The Only Real Estel]

Morgoth: "You! Can't you see the "No Smoking" sign!? Look at all this smoke! Take that outside!"

[Lalwendë]

Morgoth: "Fie! I will smite thee with the stench of my stinking armpits!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Morgoth: Sorry, Hurin, but I'm running a business here. I can't have you wandering around like a headless chicken all the time. Sorry, You're fired!

[Gil-Galad]

Morgoth: Now get in the kicthen and bake me a pie!

Hurin: I slave over a hot stove all day and this is what i get!

[Morsul the Dark]

Morgoth: not this again
Hurin:I waited all night where were you
Morgoth:At work
Hurin:You were with him again weren't you
Morgoth:With who? I only know you
Hurin:It was Sauron wasn't it
MOrgoth....oh....that...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Morgoth: Did you put Ent Draught into my tea? :mad:

OR

For Harry Hill fans

Morgoth: I want to know how they get the jam in the middle of Jammy dodgers! YOU! GO AND FIND OUT!

[The Only Real Estel]

( Question: ) What's worse than pushy waiters?

( Answer: ) Managers that defend them...

Morgoth: "I don't care what my waiter did you had no right to question him! Now out of my restaurant this instant!!"

Hurin: "But...the first thing he did was chain me to my seat!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Morgoth: "I don't care what my waiter did you had no right to question him! Now out of my restaurant this instant!!"

Hurin: "But...the first thing he did was chain me to my seat!"

Yeah, happens to me all the time. :p

Anyway...

Melkor: You put your left arm in, your left arm out, in, out, in, out and you sake it all about...

Hurn: Kill me now!

[Gurthang]

Morgoth liked having a captive audience. Literally.

[Balin999]

Hurin: "You can do with me whatever you like, but if you show me that picture again, I'll go insane."

*hint hint*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Morgoth: Go and tell Sauron to stop messing around in that wheeled monstrosity and come and help with the war!

[Holbytlass]

(Inspired by TORE's restaurant one)

No Soup for you!! -Soup Nazi (Seinfeld)

[The Only Real Estel]

Melkor: "What are you doing, Hurin!?"

Hurin: "I'm star gazing..."

Melkor: "For what? Surely not stars!?"

Hurin: "No...a new picture."

Melkor: "Then stop staring & get off your lazy butt and find one!!"


And yet I can't seem to get off my own...any help Hookbill? ;) (*hint* *hint*)

[The Elf-warrior]

Morgoth ranted to Hurin about how annoying Tom Bombadil is.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/100900.jpg

Getting kicked off "Survivor: Surviving the Minor Works" didn't disturb Tom Bombadil one bit.

[Roa_Aoife]

Tom hopes to have a bigger part in the musical than in the movies.


EDIT: Ghost Prince- w00t!

[mormegil]

Tom just found out that the colonoscopy results were negative.

or

Tom: Woo-Hoo that wasn't orc droppings I stepped in.

or

A new themed restaurant opened up in town and he is your server.

[Gil-Galad]

Tom: somebody get these boots off of me! i don't got enough Jitter to do the Jitterbug anymore!

[Alcarillo]

Bombadil's true nature: exiled Plymouth pilgrim!

(Just look at the hat, people)

[Kitanna]

I want whatever he had...

or

Nothing like a healthy dose of Tom Bombadil to start the day.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Hay, I've posted three pictures in a row (almost), I thought it was time someone else did. :p

Anyway...


Tom: Must kick over tree! It called me a silly dancing fool!

OR

Tom: I can't tell you who I am of all things, but I'll tell you if Balrogs have wings... you see... *tree falls on Tom*

Frodo: Blast!

[narfforc]

Is this the way to Amarillo
Its there, I lost my armadillo
These mushrooms, make me a happy fellow
Ding-dong I'm mad my brain is jello

[Estelyn Telcontar]

The chorus line sings:

One singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes.
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do;
You know you'll never be lonely with you know who.
One moment in his presence
And you can forget the rest.
For the guy is second best
To none,
Son.
Ooooh! Sigh! Give him your attention.
Do...I...really have to mention?
He's the One?

[Morsul the Dark]

Just give a little whistle and always let your conscience be your guide!

[The Only Real Estel]

Three things are evident from this picture: (1) Tom Bombadil cannot grow facial hair (2) He felt very self conscious about it & (3) In the Old Forest there is now a beaver without a tail...

[Morsul the Dark]

Bombadil loved splashing in puddles so much no one had the heart to tell him it wasn't raining

[narfforc]

Loo Loo skip to the Loo
Loo Loo skip to the Loo

Loo Loo skip to the Loo
And take that toilet roll to.

[Meela]

As a Monty Python fan, Bombadil just loved to start the day with his own Silly Walk.

[davem]

(Tom: 'Ho there, Frodo lad,
Did you forget Tom's warning?
Putting on the shiny Ring,
Vanishing in the morning
Out in the Forest Old,
Under the Willows,
Old Tom will show you now
Warnings are for heeding,
I'll just grab your curly head
& slam it into this sapling!'

Frodo: 'Gnn, gnn, gnn!! Its not a sapling, its a bloody tree! And your poetry doesn't even scan!'

Tom: 'Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam! Slam!
Ring a dong dillo!
Old Tom Bombadil
And the sound of Hobbit on Willow....'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Tom really has no idea what he is doing or where he is.

[Mithalwen]

"Father Abraham, seven sons he had, seven sons had father abraham, and they never laughed and they never cried all they did was go like this"

or

Tom could never get the hang of patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time.

or

The dangers of Prozac

[Maeggaladiel]

Tom discovers that these boots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.


OR


Tom loved his pet giant caterpillar. Every day, he'd take it for a leaf-ride through the forest. Nobody had the heart to tell him that it had died three weeks ago.

[davem]

Pallando shows why he & Alatar were dispatched into the East by the Valar - a very long way into the East.

[The Only Real Estel]

Bombadil preforms his world-famous "Skipping On A Scroll" act.

[Lalwendë]

Here comes jolly Tom Bombadillo, bearing aloft the dead swan he found floating on the Withywindle. Oh dear, he has not heard of the DEFRA bird flu helpline.

[The Only Real Estel]

Playing off of narfforc...

Bombadil just loved going tping...

"Hey doll, merry roll, wrap it in the trees! Wind it, wind it, wind it, wind it, or toss it to the breeze!"

[Balin999]

Tom Bombadil to the creator of this picture:
"Very good. Almost like a mirror. And now you'll repaint it so that it doesn't look as if I was junkie-version of Santa Clause. Seriously, yellow boots? Look at them, this is ocre!"

[Oddwen]

Middle-earth's first pizza delivery service:

TB: Hi-ho, domin-O, who ordered our Water Lily Lover?

Or...

Some addresses are just so hard to find...this will be the third time he's passed the fungus steps to R. Squirrel's house, 1420 Withywindle Path.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The only reason Tom had to 'hop along' all the time was because he'd broken his leg.

OR

Bombadill: That Old Man Willow! I'll sing his roots off! Wait! He's got wheels?

:p

[Holbytlass]

Tom Cruise, the later years: I'm in love!!

[Gurthang]

What most people don't realize is that this man doesn't have a beard. That's chest hair sticking out of his shirt.

[The Only Real Estel]

The lily vendor at the Mt. Zoom Challenge (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=12754&page=1) cheers on his favorite racers. :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Tom: Get your Stuffed Hedgehogs here! Only £4.50!

[Lalwendë]

Tom: "Hey dol! Goldberry! Sniff my boot, would you, my flower?"

Goldberry: "Hmm, it smells quite bad, Tom my dear. What is it?"

Tom: "I think I've stepped in something Huan the Hound left behind."

[Morsul the Dark]

"Just tell your parents you were skipping around they' understand: Responsibility the anti-song"

Or

Bombadil finally beats old man willow at poker

[narfforc]

Old Tom moans like a very old man
His Jackets to tight, and his boots are tan
He can't skip far now, since he's got fatter
His boots don't fit, and he's mad as a hatter.

Tom's off home to his pretty Goldigger
She's very nice, with a really good figure
Down by a pond, that's where he caught her
Happy Old Tom, and The Glibber-woman's Daughter.

Old Tom smiles, but he's not happy
Goldigger's broody, so he has to wear a nappy (Diaper)
That's why his walk is so very funny
He skips along like the Easter Bunny.

[The Only Real Estel]

Hitch (in the background): "Don't ever...do that again, Tom."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Tom: Hay come merry dol! Ring a ding Dillo

Sam: Quick! A new picture before we all go insane!

Continuing the theme at the moment...

http://www.tednasmith.com/silmarillion/TN-Fingon_and_Gothmog.jpg

Gothmog: Give me my wings back!

Fingon: I thought it was just a shadow!

Gothmog: Don't start that again!

[The Only Real Estel]

Fingon: "Dude, your backhair is on fire. Not only is that dangerous, it's disgusting."

Gothmog: "Yeah right, you expect me to fall for that one?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Obvious:

Its Gandalf the Grey uncloaked! :eek:

OR

Gothmog: Give me my trousers back!

[davem]

The real reason for the rebellion of Ainur who became Morgoth's most terrible servants - Eru had demanded some Castrati to sing in the Ainulindale. This explains the bad temper of the Balrogs, their high pitched voices, lack of facial hair & their odd warcry:

'O! for the wings, for the wings of a dove....'

(Hence the later confusion over Balrog 'wings')

EDIT

I owe the inspiration for this caption to Lalwende - of course, the first thing she noticed about the Balrog.....

[Holbytlass]

I'll get you for killing and discoloring the man with the yellow hat (Curious George)!



*look beneath Fingon*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Fingon's boast about "easily killing that beast" centred around the assumption that Balrogs were man-high. "I'm sure I read that somewhere!" he wailed.

[Meela]

Yet another dissatisfied customer at the salon...

"A blow-dry has nothing to do with a blow torch!"

[Farael]

(Inspired by the balrog's tail)

When Minas Tirith had to be evacuated because of a "big and mean rats" invasion, the Rohirrim laughed. Now that they have seen how big and mean those rats really are, they wish they had listened.

[narfforc]

It's no good losing your temper and getting hot under the collar with me, I was was just sent to give you this toothpick, because you've got a bit of my friend stuck in your fangs, he's not been feeling to good since you bit off both his arms.

[narfforc]

The latest B movie to be released is Monsters of Middle-Earth meet The Coneheads.

Or


Conehead The Barber and The Difficult Customer.

[Lalwendë]

The new sport in Middle-earth. Extreme Marshmallow Toasting. Many would die.

[davem]

Among the tragic tales of hapless courage which have come down to us from those days was Fingon's leading of the Noldor into battle in woollen armour...

[The Only Real Estel]

Not only was Gothmog big, mean, and scary - he also was in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest fingernail ever.

[Holbytlass]

Among the tragic tales of hapless courage which have come down to us from those days was Fingon's leading of the Noldor into battle in woollen armour...
for those industrial sized crochet needles on the top of the balrog's head.

[The Only Real Estel]

Fingon: "Hello, my name is Fingon. You killed my father's half-brother [Feanor]. Prepare to die."

[Anguirel]

ANGRY ANGLO-SAXON PROFESSOR: Begone foul Norman-helmeted anachronism! 1066 was the greatest cultural disaster ever to befall Britain! Grr!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Clearly shows how the Noldor was unable to accept the fact that they lost on the battle-field.

King Fingon stood by the lofty beast
in mist and smoke;
His sword was hammering so fast,
thru Gothmogs Helm and Brain it passed;
Then died each hostile beast and scamp,
in mist and smoke.
"Fly" shouted they, "for shelter fly!
of the Noldor's Fingon who can defy,
of the Noldor's Fingon who can defy,
the power?"

(i know scamp does not really work, but I don't have time to think of something else)

[Morsul the Dark]

Frodo had warned everyone they wouldn't like him when he was angry, but they listen? of course not

[Balin999]

Since Gothmog was short-sighted, he had to bent down to Fingon when he asked:

"Hey, nice young lady, have you seen a pig running by a few minutes ago? It's rather important for me to find it. We've organised an after-party, and who has ever heard of a barbecue where there's no meat?"

[Glirdan]

Note - I'm (slightly) playing off of what TORE said earlier

Gothmog - I'm your father's sister's cousin's brother's roomate.

Fingon - Which makes us?

Gothmog - Absolutely nothing.

[Lote22]

Fingon: You aren't!
Gothmog: Yes I am!
Fingon: No you aren't!
Gothmog: I so totally am!
F: But you don't have wings!
G: Yes I do!
F: No you don't, I'm looking right at you!
G: Well then you don't have very good eyesight!
F: My eyesight is perfect!
G: Oh yeah, well how many fingers am I holding up?!
F: 2!
G: Wrong, 3! Haha, that proves I'm a balrog!
F: It does not!
G: It so totally does.

45 minutes later....

F: ya hun
G: un un
F: ya hun
G: un un

[The Only Real Estel]

Fingon: "So this is the famous Gothmog? My lord, if my dog had a face like your's I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards!"

Gothmog: :mad:

[Elu Ancalime]

This would be Gollum's dream, him being the larger one and Sam being the smaller figure.

OR

There is a tale of Gothmog and Fingon,

Twas supposed to be the end of war

Between Black Enemy and Child

Yet the Children were betrayed

And so the Lord of Balrogs

Assulted the High King

But as the King looked into the chest of the balrog,

The face of Gh?n-buri-Gh?n appeared

And Fingon realized with terror the true lord of these monsters

Who was not Melkor, the Druath ?lairi

OR

I just noticed this. Save for Fingons cone and armor, this looks a lot like Gannon vs Link in Ocarina of Time. I always thought Gannondorf was a Balrog.
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[The Elf-warrior]

Fingon: "This is Sting! You've seen it before, haven't you, Gothmog?"

[Elu Ancalime]

....and this, infact was Ghan-buri-Ghan, stripped of his power to appear small, hairy, and gifted in girth.

Fingon: I knew it! your all serving.....Hitler!

Gothmog: Your crazy, we're more pure facist compared to Nazi socialists.

Fingon: Then what's with the arm thing? Huh?
Sauron (http://www.warofthering.net/ahobbitstale/characters/characters_sauron_7.jpg)

Sauron:Yes! The moment has come! I am te Lord of the-hey! "A Hobbit's Tale!?" PJ, did you change something again!? (tries to pick it up and throw it off-screen)
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[Bêthberry]

Sauron is pleased with the latest designs in personal body armour from his favourite courturier-blacksmith, Diesel (http://www.diesel.com/), except he is darned if he is going to wear that blasted ring which His Ugly Nest of Vipers insisted be included in the design.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron shows how many times he has seen Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

OR

Sauron: Hurrah! Mount Zoom is back on the road! High five, Mouth!

OR yet!

Sauron's hand slowly grows and grows! :eek:

[Meela]

A month after the new advertising campaign appeared, and jewellers still wondered why shoppers were being put off...

Or

A Hobbit's Tale indeed... the tale of what happens when you buy cheap jewellery and you still haven't removed it after you begin to turn green.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron's method of pick-pocketing wasn't exactly subtle.

[mormegil]

Fingon hadn't learned that it wasn't a good idea to call a Balrog 'flat face'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Just thought I'd point out that Crazy captions has not only now past the 10,000 posts mark, but the 100,000 views mark! :eek:

Anyway...

Sauron pic...

Dark Lord: Stop! ... ... ... Hammer time!

[wilwarin538]

Sauron tries to hypnotise(sp?) viewers into thinking that he is the good guy, a poor little man who lost his ring.

or

Sauron joins the cast of Hobbit's Tale(ME version of Sesame Street), to teach young children how to count to five.

:p

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The first sketches of the Hobbits were a bit too non-canon even for PJ.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: No autographs, please. :smokin:

OR

Sauron: I'm blind! Where is my stick! :(

[Lalwendë]

"Your Country Needs YOU!"

Lord Kitchener (http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/kitchener_lord.shtml) would soon be advised to don a handlebar moustache and standard military uniform.

[Maeggaladiel]

Sauron: How many times do I have to move this stupid title?!

OR

Sauron was sick and tired of all this pointless debating. For Eru's sake; Balrogs do not have wings, and hobbits do not have TALES!!!

[narfforc]

Do you think it looks better on this finger, or should I put it on my middle finger, Oh I do wish I'd made an ear-ring instead.

[Elu Ancalime]

Even though it was a live shot, Sauron had to use his powers to move the apostrophe from after the 's' to where it is now. Silly PJ.
________
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[The Only Real Estel]

Sauron: "Now I have you!"

Isildur: "But...I've cut off your left arm."

Sauron: "It's just a flesh wound!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Fingon: See? There's a fly on my sword. Would you please kill it?

Gothmog: No prob.

[Boromir88]

Sauron: Hey look a new picture!

http://members.tripod.com/padawanjenn/LotR/boromir3.jpg

Boromir stands in shock as Gimli just ate half his sword.

[Meela]

Boromir gets caught indulging in his one true love: knitting.

Or

Boromir: Of course not, Dad! Why would I be playing with your personalised firelighter? Hehe... *flick, swooosh*

[Estelyn Telcontar]

MacBoromir: Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

[Gurthang]

Well, can't see the picture, but I'll try. This might be funny.

Boromir: "Let's see which is truly sharper, your tongue or my sword."

OR

Boromir: "I would cut of your head, if it was but a little higher off the ground."
Gimli: "Hey, I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!"


*I look forward to seeing if these captions even make sense with the picture. :D

[Kitanna]

Boromir gets caught trying to superglue Narsil back together.

[Lalwendë]

Sean is insulted: "My Tattoo clearly states that I'm 100% Blade!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bean: "Still Sharp!"... Wait... 'Still Sharp'? PJ, I'm not saying that.

PJ: Well, it's recorded now.

Bean: DAMN!

OR

The amazing things that get stuck in one's shoe on a long march.

[Boromir88]

Boromir: Sword! Who's the greatest warrior! Tell me I'm better than Aragorn!...Stupid sword! Speak, I command thee, speak!...

Aragorn: Umm Boromir, that isn't Gurthang... :rolleyes:

[Maeggaladiel]

Oh noes! The pic won't show up for me!! Sadness abounds.

[Mithalwen]

Ditto :(

[Boromir88]

Those who can't see the picture, try this one:

http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/boromir_01.jpg

and this if there's still difficulties
Boromir (http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/boromir_01.jpg)

[Mithalwen]

"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /images/photos/boromir_01.jpg on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. "

Doomed

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/boromir3.jpg

Boromir regretted saying, "If you're the descendent of Isildur, I'll eat my sword!"

[Mithalwen]

Everyone just work on the basis I posted something really funny. :D

Edit - cheers Hookbill :rolleyes:

OK, with apologies to The Black Adder's second incarnation.

How old wives's tales are formed.

Elboron's nanny: "You don't want to go thinking, Master Elboron, if you start thinking your hand will fall off"

Elboron: "How so Nursie?"

Elboron's nanny: " Well your Uncle Boromir, he thought it was a good idea to cut his fingernails with a broken sword, and his hand fell off..."

[Gurthang]

Well, Boromir threw me a curve when he mentioned Gimli. I thought he was in the picture also! So, yeah, my captions don't make perfect sense, but... Anyway, here's some more. :D


Boromir doesn't like it when people watch him file his fingernails.

OR

You know you've used too much hair gel when you break your sword trying to cut your hair.


P.S. Thanks Hookbill for getting the pic up. :D

[Kath]

Boromir to Aragorn: What do you mean you don't want to be blood brothers? :(

[narfforc]

Seek for the Sword that was broken
On Ebay it can be bought
There shall your money be taken
As quick as a single thought
If this warning I had not spoken
Then Doom will be near at hand
For when next day you awaken
You'll find it's not the official brand

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: Hmm... the blade isn't as fat as it once was... must be on a diet.

Aragorn: ... ... erm... ... yeah.... :confused:

OR

Boromir heard he had to die at the hands of an ugly Uruk. He decides that slitting his wrists in Rivendel is much more preferable.

[Lalwendë]

Bean: "Still Sharp!"... Wait... 'Still Sharp'? PJ, I'm not saying that.

PJ: Well, it's recorded now.

Bean: DAMN!


Inspired...

Viggo (off camera): "Ooh, be careful, it's Sharpe!"

Sean: "Oh, like I haven't heard that one before."

[Morsul the Dark]

Boromir: By Blood begun by blood undone!

Aragorn:Wrong movie dude....

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir: "So these are the shards of Narsil? I can't believe it!"

Aragorn: "They are."

Boromir: "Do you swear?"

Aragorn: "Every damn day."

Boromir: "Uh...that's not exactly what I meant."

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: "I am the rightful king of Gondor and Arnor."

Boromir: "Are you sure your shoulders don't need to be relieved of a swollen head?"

[Morsul the Dark]

Going off this older post (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=459476&postcount=10280)

Since Morgoth was the new Disco King Boromir had only one option...suicide

[The Only Real Estel]

Elrond shops lordoftherings.net apparently...

Boromir: "This is your letter opener!!??"

[THE Ka]

Boromir discovers the joys of tempting museum artifacts...

Boromir: Seriously! I only breathed on it! And - and... Poof! I'm sure you guys can find another one!

Elven Guard: On Ebay? No, sorry that's the last one they had...

Boromir: So, there's no way epoxy is going to pass?

Elven Guard: With Elrond's OCD? Ha!

~ Aesthete

[The Only Real Estel]

It was Boromir, in the Library, with the Knife.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Boromir: Watch me. I'll chop these taters real quick.

[Farael]

Boromir, visiting the Golden Hall: What, you wouldn't part a rather young man of his toothpick, would you?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

The rest of the Fellowship catch Boromir fantasising about conducting the Erebor symphony orchestra.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Robbing the Rivendel museum

Boromir: What do you mean, "watch out for the alarms"?

OR

At the Council of Elrond:

Elrond: We cannot throw it into the sea.

Boromir: Why not use it against Sauron.

Elrond: Sorry, can't.

Boromir: Okay... why not Chop bits off and send them to Sauron with a ransom note?

[mormegil]

Boromir: Whatever do you mean that this is not a musical instrument?

Aragorn: It's also out of tune.

[Boromir88]

Gandalf interrupts Boromir's cooking lessons...

Boromir: "And remember when dealing with sharp objects and cutting things wear soft mesh gloves or you will cut yourself."

[Balin999]

Boromir: "So, this is Narsil? The famous sword? Come on, you wouldn't scare a hobbit with that one."

Aragorn: "Ever wondered why the voice in your dream said
'Seek for the sword that was broken' ? "

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Just when Boromir thought he'd killed that Nazgûl, it gets up again... and grows to an insane size! :eek:

[Witch_Queen]

Pippin stares at the curtain amazed......

Merry: See I told you there is NO Wizard behind this curtain.. ITs just.... (Whispers to Boromir) Who are you again???

Boromir: I am.. YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. I AM BOROMIR THE GREAT...

Pippin: (leaning over whispering to Merry) I think he's been smoking too much of the "good" weed....

Boromir: I heard that...

Pippin: So wizard can you grant our wish... We want to go home... and while your at it.. can we have some nice potatoes and carrots... (Pulls carrot out of back pocket) Mine sorta broke....

Boromir grabs carrot and starts chopping.....
Pippin screams bloody murder.....
Pippin: NO NOT FREDDIE..........

[Lachwen]

(In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning)

Aragorn: *yawn* Well, another day, another epic battle...BOROMIR WHAT THE HELL??

Boromir: Oh! Aragorn! I wasn't expecting you to wake! Um...I supposed you're wondering why I'm standing over you with a knife...

Aragorn: Indeed I am! And my knife at that!

Boromir: Well, uh...I was just, um, cleaning it! Yes. Cleaning it. 'Cause you got so much orc-blood on it during yesterday's battle...

Aragorn: I cleaned it myself last night.

Boromir: Oh! Yes, I see that now! Ha! Ha! Ha! How silly of me!

[Maeggaladiel]

Arwen: I don't care how badly you hurt your finger. I will NOT kiss it better.

Boromir: ..... dang.



ON THAT SAME NOTE:

Boromir would do just about anything to get a Batman band-aid.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir just realizes that his schwartz is, in fact, smaller than Aragorn's.

[Gil-Galad]

Boromir: if your really Aragorn then i could do this *stabs* and you will still be alive!

*aragorn dies*

Elrond: you idiot! what are you doing!

Boromir:uhh... your not Elrond, if you were i could do this! *stabs* and you will still be alive!

*Elrond dies*

Boromir: *looks around* uh oh spagettio...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Boromir: I love you, Arwen. See, I've carved your name in my hand!

Arwen: Eew. I don't like blood.

[Kitanna]

Oh to be caught with a weapon at school.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir: "Oh you don't think I'll do it huh? You don't think I'll touch the tip of the blade?"

Aragorn: "No, I don't think you will."

Boromir: "Oh yeah? Well watch this - I will! Here we go...watching? Make sure you're watching, I'm going to touch it, here we go...I'm about to touch it..."

[Boromir88]

Boromir: So you want to show a new pic, huh? See if you want to after I break your sword...

http://www.geocities.com/khallandra/Fellowship/hobbits2_lrg.jpg

(Frodo, Merry, Pippin running and they find Sam)

Merry: Here Sam take these!

Sam: Why?

Merry: Don't ask questions.

Pippin: Run!

Frodo: Bye Sam.

[Farael]

Sam fell for the oldest trick in history.

Merry: Hey Sam, look over thre!!! *takes the lettuice Sam was about to eat"

[Mithalwen]

For all his book learning, Frodo was not very quick on the uptake...

[Morsul the Dark]

Frodo:I think i left the stove on.....hmm..

All Others:Bagends on fire!!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Oh no!

Merry: What is it?

Frodo: Don't look now-

Everyone: *Looks*

Frodo: *Groan*

OR

Looks like Shelob has come back for Revenge! :eek:

[Kitanna]

Today, the Dwarves of the Lonely Mountain are going for the Full Monty.
Merry: Avert your eyes!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The very reason why you should never leave the keys in your car.

[Lachwen]

Frodo: When Gandalf said to meet him in the cornfield to see Deep Throat, I thought he meant an informant...

Merry: OH GOD MY EYES.

[mormegil]

Merry: Oh NO! It's the Dark Lord Lettuceron come to get the one cabbage to rule them all!

[Morsul the Dark]

They say if you stand in the cornfeild midday and wait for a downwind you can still smell aragorn in the distance

[Gurthang]

The hobbits partake in a fly catching contest.

OR

Sam: *gasp!*
Merry: *gasp!*
Pippin: *gasp!*
Frodo: *sigh*
PJ: "Cut! What was that Elijah?!"
Elijah: "Oh, sorry, I just saw those daisies and they just looked so beautiful and soothing..."
Everyone: :rolleyes:

OR

The hobbits practice matching pitch.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo, Pippin, & Sam spotted the Blackrider. Merry spotted the blonde.

[mormegil]

'PJ Uncloaked', caused the desired effect of horror on the 3 but simply made Elijah ill.

[THE Ka]

Oktoberfest had come, and yet again, Sam locked the holy hobbit grails of such nectar in the car...

Merry: Gah! How could you?

Pippin: Saaaam! Nooo! We need those the most!

Frodo: When did we get a volvo?

~ Aesthete

[Gurthang]

Cabbages: 5 gold
Carrots: 2 gold
Potatoes: 3 gold
Actually buying your vegetables and still getting chased away by Farmer Maggot: Priceless

There are some things gold can't buy, for everything else, there's MallornCard.

[Holbytlass]

Merry: AAAAHHHH!! It's Dick Cheney!

Frodo: We're sitting ducks.

[Kath]

Billy/Dom/Sean: Aaaaaaaaaargh!

Elijah: Um . . . line?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

When Sam said he'd kill for a lettuce, he meant it.

[Gurthang]

PJ: "Okay, now all four of you look right. Elijah, look right. Head up a bit more. Hello? Elijah! *exasperated sigh* Has he been smoking again?"

OR

The smash hit horror flick Hobbits of the Corn. (Children of the Corn)

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry & Pippin (from the Pranksters Tribe) distract Sam (from the Gullible Tribe) so they can steal their dinner while Frodo (from the Clueless Tribe) stares on...

[Lalwendë]

The Hobbits had been making a new crop circle to confuse the locals when Merry spotted someone coming. "Quick, here comes Mel Gibson! He'll be getting his daughter to chuck glasses of water over us! Run!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Loudspeaker coming from Maggots Manufacturing Plant: "ALERT!!! We are missing a massive timebomb cleverly disguised as a head of lettuce! The bomb is set to go off in five seconds..."

Hobbits: :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam: Wow! A Four Leafed Clover!

Merry: Yeah, that’s really good... *pick pockets Sam* :D

[narfforc]

Merry: Quick! run it's Farmer Maggot.

Sam: Give over, next you'll be telling us you've seen Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel

Frodo thinks: I wonder if dogs can find me if I put on the Ring to escape, but who will carry the heavy stuff if I leave Sam behind.

[Formendacil]

Loudspeaker coming from Maggots Manufacturing Plant: "ALERT!!! We are missing a massive timebomb cleverly disguised as a head of lettuce! The bomb is set to go off in five seconds..."

Hobbits: :eek:

Continuing...

Frodo: "Does this mean that we can't eat it..."

[Meela]

Frodo was unfortunately standing in the breeze, and caught a whiff of Farmer Maggot's manure pile.

[Holbytlass]

Frodo: For Eru's sake! It's a scare"crow" not a scare"hobbit"!

[Parmastahir]

"SOOOOORRRYYY, Treebeard! We didn't know it was your son! We'll find something else for dinner!"

[Parmastahir]

"Your name is Maggot? And you want us to have dinner with you?!?!? Sorry, even a Hobbit has to draw the line somewhere."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Oh no!

Merry: What is it?

Frodo: A new picture...

http://img-fan.theonering.net/rolozo/images/nasmith/havens.jpg

Frodo and Sam fell asleep waiting for Bilbo to remember where he put his boat ticket.

OR

Gandalf: Hurry up, lads, this horse just ate my hat!

[Kuruharan]

One thing Frodo was not going to miss was the Hobbit ritual head-bonking ceremony of farewell.

[mormegil]

The three hobbits get together to make their plans of revenge on that nasty blighter of a gull that took Sam's churro.

or

Frodo: Sam remember that you are married to Rosie now, and on top of that I don't really think Galadriel ever had a crush on you.

[davem]

Frodo: 'Don't be too sad, Sam! I know it was good for your roses, but Gandalf can't leave Shadowfax here.

[Lalwendë]

Cirdan's apprentice had been set the task of standing at the end of the quay and reciting a suitable verse to see the travellers off. It began well at least...

"I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
I left my vest and pants down there, I wonder if they're dry?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: How many times do I have to tell you, Sam? Hair gel in the left cabinet, glue in the right!

Sam: Sorry Mr Frodo.

OR

Gandalf: So I said to him, “You cannot pass. I am a servant of the secret fire! Wielder of the flame of...”

Frodo and Sam: *Snore*

Gandalf: Damn Hobbits.

Or even...

Merry: Should I tell Frodo he still owes me Five Pounds?

[davem]

One of the things Gildor looked forward to on reaching the Undying Lands was being able to eat a bag of chips without getting mobbed by sea-gulls....

Elrond: 'In this at least he will know a lightening of his heart in Valinor. The Long Defeat we have all fought has been hardest on Gildor. He has never been able to eat his chips on the long grey shores of Middle-earth without being harrassed in this way.'

Galadriel: 'Nay Elrond! Though I had not the heart to tell him of them, the gulls of Ulmo at the havens of Alqualonde are thrice as vicious as their kindred here in Endor.'

Elrond: 'Then it would seem, Lady of the Galadhrim, that mayhap Feanor's rash vow pursues the Noldor still, even in the Land of the Valar. Alas!

Galadriel: 'Even so!'

(Exeunt sadly.....)

[Lalwendë]

Frodo tries to console Sam, who is in floods of disappointed tears after the ship draws up to the quay. He was expecting it to be crewed by kittens in Viking helmets, singing Led Zeppelin. (http://www.dennyweb.com/viking_kittens.htm)

[narfforc]

I sit beside the ship and think
Of toilets I have seen
Of pints of beer and french-fries
And on those toilets I should have been.

Of a headache pill and a Hangover
The illness that will come
Of sea-sickness and rolling seas
And a head that feels so numb.

[davem]

Merry: 'I know Pippin - but he's getting on a bit. If he wants to take his own beer & toilet facilities with him they'll just have to humour him.''

EDIT: cross-posted with Narfforc :(

[narfforc]

Merry to Pippin: He-he-he, I told you Sam wouldn't see you with that SuperGlue.

[mormegil]

In this alternate ending Tolkien had scripted Pippin to take up becoming a Catholic Priest.

(look at the collar)

[Gurthang]

While Frodo and Sam were getting to ride up on the deck for the trip, it appears that Bilbo, Pippin, and Merry are going to be stowed away with the cargo.

OR

No one notices the invisible man as he starts to pull up the back of Cirdan's cloak.

OR

Frodo: "When I said I wanted to go camping, this was not what I had in mind..."

[Elu Ancalime]

(Elf In Back With Pot): Hey Cirdan, there's no way these guys are gonna get in to Valinor. Two Hobbits, another on the way, A wizard who should be dead, and That Galadriel chick who was exiled-Manwe's gonna go nuts. However, I have made some home-made chili from an old Teleri family recipie! That will convince him!
________
JUAN MANUEL FANGIO (http://www.ferrari-wiki.com/wiki/Juan_Manuel_Fangio)

[Oddwen]

Alas, too long they took in farewell, for even now the elves begin to cast off...

[Parmastahir]

"Look, Bilbo, it's easy to tell Gandalf and Galadriel apart . . . even though Gandalf has a pocketbook. He's the one with the beard! OK?"

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam consoles Frodo* after getting his hair shaved at Cirdan's Cut & Curl (by "request" of Galadriel, of course :p).

Galadriel: "All right, which of you hobbits is next?"


*Or vise versa, not quite sure who's who in the pic...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sam: Well, there are just a few things to sort our before you go. Gandalf owes me quite a lot of mon-

Gandalf: Erm, well, my work here is done... *Vanishes*

OR

Cirdan: How many times do I have to tell you? You can't bring your house on the boat, Galadriel!

[davem]

Sam: 'Do you think it'd be ok to move yet Mr Frodo. only my arms gone to sleep.'

Frodo: 'Sorry Sam, I did tell Gandalf to get Alan Lee to do the 'Farewell Portrait', but he insisted on Naismith.

Merry: 'I wanted John Howe - he was going to paint me being attacked by a Nazgul.'

Pippin: 'But they're all...

Merry: 'Its called artistic licence, Pip!'

Pippin: 'Ooh - can I get one? I want to do a Mural for the back bedroom!'

Elrond: 'I hope he doesn't paint my creased cloak - Arwen forgot to iron it. I hope that son-in law of mine takes her in hand.'

Or

Galadriel: 'At least I managed to shake off Celeborn - I've just read Boorman's script & Frodo is looking pretty hot....'

OR

Gandalf always insisted on fresh meat on long journeys. Shadowfax would never see the Undying Lands...

[Morsul the Dark]

Gandalf suddenly relized he had to go...really really bad

[The Only Real Estel]

The Polar Express...Middle Earth style.

[Lalwendë]

Everyone stood there feeling embarrassed and not knowing what to say as Frodo and Sam came to blows over who was going to steer the new pedalo on the boating lake.

[THE Ka]

Galadriel: Psst... Gandalf, what are they doing? Is this some hobbit parting ritual...?

Gandalf: Pfff! Like I should know! Pulls out hand-crafted hobbit pipe and begins smoking...

~ Aesthete

[narfforc]

Frodo: Don't be sad Sam, this is not so bad, wait until you get home and find out why your kids look like Ted Sandyman.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Come on, we better get back to Valinor soon! I think I left the iron on when I left!

OR

Gandalf: Hay, Galadriel, you should see my house in Valinor, its full of Tolkien posters!

Or yet!

Gandalf: Hay, Galadriel, you should see my house in Valinor, its full of Geese.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf decides to bring the Hobbit head-conjoined twins to Valinor Hospital to have them separated.

[Meela]

Gandalf: Bilbo, I thought you said we had to be here for the 21st.
Bilbo: Yes...
Gandalf: So why are they still building the darn boat?
Elves on boat: *splosh paint*
Elrond: Hurry up, I'm getting cold!
Bilbo: *checks ticket* Oh, it's the 27th! Will you look at that...
Gandalf/Elrond: *grooaaan*
Hobbits: zzzzz....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: We've been here all day! Time for a new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9579.jpg

Merry's tree transformation begins at the face! :eek:

OR

The Ent equivalent of an iPod.

[Formendacil]

Pippin: "Look at the size of that cork!!! Merry! Where's the bottle?"

[Kuruharan]

Merry: This, my friend, is a gallon!!

Pippin: It comes in gallons?! I'm getting one!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: "Look at the size of that cork!!! Merry! Where's the bottle?"

Merry: I don't know. Someone must have shaken it up, because when Tree beard pulled it out he suddenly disappeared with great speed.

OR

Merry's Tommy Cooper impressions weren't too good seeing as the hat didn't fit him too well.

[Oddwen]

Merry: Help help, it's eating my face!!! AAAARGHHH!
Pippin: MERR-REEEEEEEE!

[mormegil]

Merry has despaired and decided to take his own life, yet neither he nor Pippin seem to truly grasp the concept.

[Gurthang]

Pippin: "I told you not to lie! I totally warned you!"
Merry: "Yeah, but my name's not even Pinochio(sp?)!"

[davem]

Pippin tries to warn Merry about the Giant grey were-chicken behind them but Merry has already seen it & given up all hope, seeking solace in drink as his father had before him. Merry's family history is the unspoken tragedy of the Shire hobbits. He had hoped to escape the family curse by dedicating himself to Frodo's quest, but fate had caught up with him at last.

Merry:'No, Pip, there is no solace for me but in the bottle. I am lost! Save yourself!'

Pippin:'No, Merry, I shall stand by you!

Merry:'Dear Pip! (hic!) You inspire Me! Let us turn & face our foe & make a stand as may be worthy of a song! (Hurls his giant beaker at the beast as the slow kindled courage of his race becomes a fire in his breast).

Pippin: 'I love you'....

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Merry fools around with a horse's nosebag; but Pippin realises that it is the Nosebag of Doom!!!

or

Merry's impression of Pippin's mother does not go down too well.

[Eonwe]

I don't feal qualified for this in the least, but you've had all day! :D ;)

And Merry wore that bucket over his head from that day on. You see, it is no small matter to see Gandalf...uncloaked!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry: *Champ, Chomp!* Mmm! Delicious!

Pippin: Stop! That's Treebeard's Son! :eek:

OR

Treebeard hadn't been happy with Merry's "You're jokes are rather wooden" comments, so he shoved a stump into his face.

[Morsul the Dark]

Pippin tries to hold a drunken merry's angry attempts at killing Gandalf
Merry:*hiccup* Im tellin' ya Pip he's uncloaked one too many times I'm going ta kill 'im *hiccup*
Pippin:No he'll kill you
Merry:*Vomit* when Im done with Him I'll kill all three of you too Pip!

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry: "Pippin, don't drink it! You'll get Treebeard's germs!"

[mormegil]

Pippin: MERRY NO!!! That's Treebeards personal latrine!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Look out!

Merry: What? I can't see.

Pippin: Stop drinking and you'll see!

Merry: Stop drinking? Are you mad? :rolleyes:

OR

Merry's telescope still needed some finishing touches.

[Gandalf_the _white]

can't see that pic :(

[Lalwendë]

Pity poor Pippin, he hadn't seen the Empty Child episode (http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/episodes/2005/emptychild.shtml) of the 2005 series of Doctor Who. If this misfortune had not befallen him then he would have known to leave Merry well alone as his skull cracked and his face changed shape and he uttered those fateful words: "Are you my Mummy?"

:eek:

[Kitanna]

Friends don't let friends ride drunk.
Pippin: Merry, give me the reins to your pony, you're too drunk to ride.

or

Pippin was a little too late in warning Merry about the Rohirrim's spitoon.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin: Merry, enough with the gasoline! They need the fire-blowing act now!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

can't see that pic

Try THIS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/9579.jpg)

Pippin: Don’t do this, Merry! Think of the people who love you!

Merry: I hate the people who love me and they hate me!