Crazy Captions

[Gamja]

Hiya! Barrowdowns newbie at your service good sirs and ladys! Just registired!
Anyhoo my caption:
*Aragorn looks at picture and crumples it* Aragorn: Arwen... have you been cheating on me?
Arwen: *Nervous look* Err, no! Of course not!
Aragorn: Then what are you doing with Frodo?
Arwen:...
Aragorn: That's it. Gollum!
Gollum: We comes when good master calls, yes yes...
Aragorn: Gollum, I want you to "nasty up" Baginns.
Gollum: Good master, kind master. We do as master says.
Aragorn. Let's see if Frodo gets any ladies now! HAHAHAHAHAHA! smilies/evil.gif

[Alatariel]

Elijah: No, Liv, the camera is over here... where I'm looking...

[ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: Alatàriel ]

[Manardariel]

Frodo: Hawwwooo Auntie Arwen!!! I love you!! Did you bring me a present?? I´m hungry! Arwen, I want to Eat!! WAAAHHH
Arwen: Why oh Why did I have to start babysitting????????

Frodo: She´s all mine... I´m strangly attracted to her... she so much taller... and no hairy feet... I don´t understand
Arwen: FRODO!!! GET OFF!!!! OR SHALL I CALL ARAGORN?????
Frodo: Go ahead. For one kiss, I´ll take a thousand Aragorns.
Arwen: Whatever you say... ARAGORN!! DARLING CAN YOU COME HERE PLEASE?
Aragorn: (to Frodo) GET OFF MY GIRL!
Frodo: No.
Aragorn: You asked for it... *take Anduril, stabes Frodo to pieces*

=>Note. Thats a nasty pic. Sort of. She must be like ten cm. taller.

[engwaalphiel]

Liv: stares into elijah's eyes.
Elijah : Fangirls who needs them eh ?

Thats my caption.....

[the real nazgul]

Frodo:BACK, ringwraiths, BACK! Or little miss here gets a knife in the head!

[the real nazgul]

Mind for another piccie?
http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0167261&photo=lotr2_2-14354.jpg&path=gallery&path_key=0167261

[ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ]

[Gamja]

what picture? sorry, but the picture only appears as a red X. But thanks for posting a new one anyway! I was getting tired of the Arwen one...lol.

[MerryBrandybuck04]

you know we've had alot of that pic here! smilies/wink.gif

Frodo: AHH not the....
Merry: AHHHH
Strider: NOOOOO
Boromir: It's...it's...NOOOO
Gimili:it can't be!.....
Pippin:WAAAHHAAAAAAA aaaaahhhhhhhhh
Legolas:AAAAHHHHH you cannot hide from it!
Sam:back! BACK you horrible devil! ahhhhh
Gandalf: it's power is beyond any of you....

Fellowship: THE RED X!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Diamond18]

Liv: "Elijah...there's something looking at us...a Red X! No!"
Elijah: "That's impossible. Our world is black and white."
Liv: "No! It's coming for us! The end is near! Our reign as the Crazy Caption pic is almost over, we are doomed! Hahahaha!"
Elijah: "And this makes you laugh? How odd. Here, I'll protect you by putting my arm around your neck. Red Xs always go for the neck."
Red X: "Give up the She-Elf, Halfling..."
Elijah: "If you want her, come and claim her."

Lol, Merry, it never occured to me to make a caption for a Red X before. smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[ January 03, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Manardariel]

Here´s a new one...
ok?
http://www.carolsforest.com/lotr/website/Images/blackrider.jpg

[the real nazgul]

Sorry about my failing picture!

[ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: the real nazgul ]

[Manardariel]

Erm, real Nazgul, it still isn´t working... you have to use image UBB, though, not quote.

For my pic:
First Nazgul:ash-swush-*other "scary noises"*
Second Nazgul: Oh shup up, please. You´re not scary. YOU ARE NOT SCARY
First: But *sobs* but I want to be scary *sobs* why can´t you accept me the way I am?

[the real nazgul]

k ill try again:
Piccie for my caption (http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=ss&group=0167261&photo=lotr2_2-14354.jpg&path=gallery&path_key=0167261)

[hobbitlass]

Black rider picture...
Now when one rides, it is proper etiquette to hold ones pinky up.

[Nari]

Saruman: All right, all right! Everyone look at me! Can anyone tell I'm wearing the new Liquid Curves bra from Victoria's Secret?

Wormtongue: *Stares in wonder*

[Melime]

For the black rider pic:

Black Rider #1: *singing* Following the leader, the leader the leader, we're following the leader wherever he may go...
Black Rider #2: Oh no...not again...

[Sindafalathiel]

Saruman: today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday!
Orcs below: Happy birthday!
S:But alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable orcs.
Orcs: cheer
Wormtongue: sir?
S: shut up. I'm talking.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less tan half of you half as well as you deserve.
Orcs:..?
Wormtounge: sir, you're saying--
S: I said shut up!
I...I uh...I have things to do...
W: SIR!
S: What?
W: You're saying the wrong lines!
S: Oh, I am?
W:Yes!
S. oops...

[AddictedtoRumil]

Nazgul: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!
other Nazgul: I don't think that's gonna scare Arwen try something else.

[ January 05, 2003: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ]

[the real nazgul]

For Sauron pic:
S: NO wormtounge! Its TWO regular burgers, one cheeseburger and only ONE fries with salt!!
W: Im sorry master, i cant remember orders you give me for the drive-thru well!
S: Just go. AND WASH YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!

[My Cat Sasha]

Rider Pic:

Rider 1: Do you smell something?
Rider 2: Yes. I smell horse.

[Gamja]

Sauruman:*singin* We are family...

[Gamja]

Sauruman:*singin* We are family...
Wormtongue: *dryly* You don't know the rest, do you?

[Eruwen]

Ok, this thread is getting forgotten so here's another pic!! {I just love Elijah's face in this one.}

http://www.numenoreen.com/Images/women3.jpg

Elijah: Sean, we have been through this a million times. You are supposed to actually cook the fish before you give it to Andy to eat.

Andy {in background}: [cough][choke][choke] Ugh, I can't breathe. Nasty fish. etc...

Sean: I'm sorry, Mr. Frodo. I seriously forgot that time.

Elijah: Oh, it's ok. And, Sean, we aren't filming anymore. You can drop the whole "Mister Frodo" line.

Sean: Right, sorry Mr. Fr...uh, Mr. Elijah.

Elijah: [sighs]

[Gamja]

I'm back! Darn exams. I got them next week. Anyhoo, my Holy Grail parody:
Frodo:What's that then?
Sam:I dunno, must be an Elf.
Frodo:why?
Sam:He hasn't got crap all over him.

Sorry if it's a little crude... smilies/frown.gif smilies/frown.gif smilies/frown.gif


My other one:
Frodo:Eww...
Sam:And they rate this movie PG 13 with this sort of stuff in it?
Frodo:geez, never knew a bunny rabbit could hate Legolas so much.

[Gamja]

Bump! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Nari]

Frodo: What the hell is that?

Sam: Hi, whatcha- oh my god! What the hell is that thing!

Frodo: Oh I know what that is.

Sam: Yeah.

Frodo: What the hell is that?

Sam: Hey, kids! Don't put your lips on it!

Frodo: No, no Sam wait- that's-

Sam: Yeah...

Frodo: What the hell is that?!?

[dragoneyes]

PJ: Cut! We'll do that again.
Frodo: Again? Do you know what all this ring-stroking is doing to me? It's so degrading!
Sam: Ahh, quit yer whining.

[LePetitChoux]

Frodo: So let me get this straight...You want me to fall into the bog?
PJ: Well it is part of the scene, you learned your lines, so I do not see any reason to-
Frodo: Excuse me? What did you say?
PJ: Well..I...um...never mind...
Frodo: Never mind? Why shouldn't I mind?
PJ: Well, It isn't that important, I just thought it would be...well...funny.
Frodo: Funny? What kind of Funny? Do I look like a funny sort of guy?
PJ: No...Sorry. I'll get sam to do it.
Sam: Now you wait a minute. Look here, I don't-
PJ: NOW!
Sam: OK.

http://www.smilies.nl/dieren/grommit.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Frodo: Hay, Sam?
Sam: Yes Mr Frodo?
Frodo: I thought Gollum was a CGI character.
Sam: He is Mr Frodo.
Frodo: Then why is he over there eating Faramir's finger?

[excheeto]

Eli:that better not Viggo over there,I think he needs to drop the charecter and take a bath.Six months...geez!

Sean:it's not him,go change your feet

[dragoneyes]

Elij: I've got this horrid pain in my back.
Sean: That maybe because you've sprouted two extra arms.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Elijah: Ergh....Sean...what was in that drink last night?
Sean: I told you not to, but did you listen to me? Nooo! You had to see what would happen if you drank ten in a row!

okay, lame i guess.
HURRAH FOR PIPE WEED

[Brinniel]

Another one.

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/24sept01trailer/fotr_trailer02_167_ls.jpg

[My Cat Sasha]

Sean: What IS that?

Elijah: Oh.....that?

Sean: Yeah.

Elijah: That's what happens when cows eat too much grass.

Sean: I see.....but there aren't any cows around here, Elijah...

Elijah: Well...um....yes.....*cough*....yes....that's..... .besides......the point, Sean....

Sean: That's disguesting........

(my friend posted the above)

*to the tune of Five Iron Frenzy's "Theses are not my Pants"*

Frodo: These are not, my arms. Who's arms are these anyways? Are they Merry's? Pippin's? Or Gollum's arms? No! NOOOOOO! These are not my arms! Argh! Are you listening, to what I SAAAAAYYY?

Sam: Now I KNOW you're possessed...

[My Cat Sasha]

Awren Pic:

Dentist: Arwen has braces...
Arwen: No I don't....
Dentist: Arwen NEEDS braces...
Arwen: Yeah, but I don't want braces...
Dentist: Arwen WILL HAVE BRACES!
Arwen: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(the next day)

Aragorn: Uh, sorry Arwen, but since you got braces, I'm going with Eowyn now.
Dentist: Eowyn needs braces.
Aragorn: Really?
Dentist: Aragorn needs braces...

[Orual]

Arwen pic:

Arwen: Oh yes, Aragorn will pay. He will pay dearly. One does not dump the Evenstar and get away lightly! AAAAAAAH!

[thump]

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

ah HA!! Like my Aragorn impression?

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Arwen: Look into my eyes Eowen. You will marry Farimir. You will marry Farimir or this sword will be the last thing you see. Oh, and you're a chickhen. Now wake up!

Eowen: Cluck, cluck.....

[dragoneyes]

Arwen: Thou shalt be blinded by my teeth!

[AddictedtoRumil]

Hmmm what are they saying?
http://jmsstyxnyes.tripod.com/lotr/wbrtme/rtme21.jpg

[LePetitChoux]

Legolas: Oh my Eru!
Woman: What?
L: THERE'S DIRT ON MY ELBOW!
W: Oh no!
L: Do you think it is serious?
W: I don't know. It could be.
L: But...will I ever be able to use my elbow again?
W: I wouldn't count on it.

[the real nazgul]

Legolas:OWWWWW my elbow KILLS!
Lady:It doesn't look bad...
Legolas:NO,NO it REALLY HURTS!!
Lady: Well there are no cuts or bruises...
Legolas:BUT IT STILL HURTS! Owww owww....
Lady: It doesn't hurt, does it?
Legolas: Alright, alright, it doesn't hurt but...(embarrased)...can you still kiss it better? PLEASE???

hehe im good smilies/biggrin.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Woman: Oooooo, nasty!
Legolas: Tell me about it!

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: If you click it round like that, then fold it up there and wrap it around a bit... There! You see!
Woman: Ohhh, would you look at that! That's interesting in't it?

[Nari]

for the arwen one: Hey quick, everybody look! It's my Alanis Morrissette impression!

and for the legolas one:

Orlando: What's on my elbow?

Girl: I don't know, what?

Legolas: You're staring at it.

Girl: Your elbow? Oh, yeah, that's it...

[Gamja]

I hope you don't mind for a new picture. I don't really know how this goes, so if it doesn't work, sorrry.

http://www.empiremovies.com/gallery/twotowers_13.shtml

[dragoneyes]

Lady: Well would you look at that. Another red 'x'.
Legolas: I really wish it wasn't stuck on my elbow.

[LePetitChoux]

I'll do the honours.
http://www.dreamwater.net/seatofkings/42at_aragorn_lurtz.jpg

[Nari]

oh, much better lpc

[Gamja]

Augh! the foul orcs of Moria have "red Xed" my picture! *takes up sword and goes slashing happy*

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

Arwen: "look into my eyes..."

lame, isn't it? smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ January 12, 2003: Message edited by: Galenfea of Mirkwood. ]

[Diamond18]

I got this from a link by Beren87 to some bad bootleg captions (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=17&t=000375). Pippin looks so happy...
http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/Imaged33.jpg
I loved the webmaster's comment: "And hide that hole in your shirt." smilies/biggrin.gif

[ January 12, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[dragoneyes]

I loved that site! I really like Bilbo's bye-bye! and Galadriels bye.

Pippin: Hey! This is a bit unfair! You're way bigger than me and I've already been cut in half by a caption! It wasn't a very good one either.

Hmmm, upon re-reading, I'd say that's deafinately not one of my best ones.

[Nimrothiel]

I can never get mine to work, but if you go www.hitjokes.com (http://www.hitjokes.com) and choose satire, you'll find some funny pics on pg. 10. (Guess which one is the background on my computer.)

[Maylin]

hehehe... these ar pretty funny,http://www.ninecompanions.net/humor/humor_funnypics1.html but this was my favorite:

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/legolas_pout.JPG

and I'm not really even a Legolas fan...

[ January 13, 2003: Message edited by: Maylin ]

[elven maiden Earwen]

maybe if i pout they will give me a haircut

my lame try

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

To try to cheer up his tired companions , Legolas does his best impression of the Godfather.

[Gorwingel]

(What Legolas is saying in the pouting picture)
Legolas: "I am not going to continue on this trip! We are stopping! This trip is causing me too much stress, I have not had enough time for proper grooming, and I am getting a tangle in my hair!" smilies/cool.gif

[Balin999]

"I begin to hate Aragorn! He could have Eowyn, he is together with Arwen, one of my race! And all that "I wanna be king someday", Grrrrr! I'm going to be king, too! Ha! The land I shall rule would froze the blood in his veins!
*Sniff* Dammit. I feel so lonely. Won't somebody give me a hug? *sniff* *sniff*

[Anything but Arwen]

Aragoooorrrrrrrrrrn!! Give me my hairbrush!! I'll cry! I will!

[Skippy the Nazgul]

Gimli! Did you cut one?


Fool on a Took, I wish Gandalf would pay that much attention to me.

Your Pal Skip smilies/evil.gif

[Himaran]

I got this idea from skip above kinda - - - smilies/smile.gif

Aragorn: What is it, what do you smell?

Legolas: sniff sniff - a dwarf that forgot to use coloan this morning.

[Tyler]

Legolas: It makes me rather sad that all the people form the Barrow-Downs make fun of me.

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: Aragorn just killed that orc... I was going to kill that orc!

[Elf-fancier]

These are very, very hilarious! ^____^ good work, everyone! ^__^

[Nari]

Legolas: You... you think Arwen is prettier than me... don't you...? *whimper*

[Gamja]

Legolas:Must remember what dad always said...
*flashback*
Thranduil (sp?): Remember my son, always aim for the head. If that doesn't work, aim just below the waistline and...
Legolas:Maybe not...

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

What about this? (no Matrix PLEASE)
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/elrond/fotr_elrond_rivendell_6.jpg

[ January 15, 2003: Message edited by: Galenfea of Mirkwood. ]

[dragoneyes]

Elrond: All these hobbits running around squeeking is giving me a flippin' migrane!
Passing hobbit: Eeeeek!

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

*rolling on the floor laughing* smilies/biggrin.gif

[Balin999]

At a store in Bree.

"Let's see...... I got Milk, Sugar, Honey, some Wine.......
......
......
dammit, where's my list? How am I supposed to organize a party when I always forget my list?"

[Helkahothion]

HAHAHAHA,

nice pic of Elrond. Here's mine:

Pippin: Great, Where are we goin'?
Elrond: *Sigh*

Greetings,

Anuion
________
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[Atariel]

After Boromir has said 'So that is what has become of the ring! If ever such a tale was told in the South...' and then he breaks off to rudely ask Aragorn if he knew that his belt was the kind of thing that his father would be embarrassed to be seen in in Minas Tirith. Boromir was a clothes-snob, whereas Elrond believed that everyone should be equal. so, naturally, he was a tad upset...

[Eruwen]

Whoa, great pic of Legolas there. And that website, PRICELESS!!! I don't think I've laughes harder in my entire life!!!!! That was unbelievably funny. Whooo.. {Calms down.} Lol.

[Gorwingel]

Elrond experiences a headache so bad (due to the supidity of Pippin), that not even elvish medicine can help him.

[Melime]

I know that that last picture was just posted today but I didnt want to wait to post this one. I can only imagine some of the captions that you funny peoples come up for this beauty.... smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.bagendinn.com/images/trailer14.jpg

[Tar-Palantir]

Legolas: "Fellowship? I don't need no stinking fellowship!"


Elrond: "Hobbits?!? Why, oh why didn't I sail to Valinor after the Second Age?"

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Legolas: I'll show that Jackie Chan a thing or two! I learned this move from one of the best... Pip Foo!!!!!!

[ January 16, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ]

[Gorwingel]

(Legolas singing to himself) "Everybody was kung fo fighting, la la la la, their kicks were fast as lightning, and it was a little bit frightening..."

[Arwen_Evenstar]

C'mon! You wanna peice of me!!! I am the Elfinator!!!

My God that was sad... smilies/frown.gif
Sigh...ah well

[Gamja]

Legolas: Ohm....
I know, it's pretty sad...
On the other hand...
EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: Don Giovaaaaaaaannnnniiiiiiii!

[Balin999]

*Hack Hack*
Woho, I'm the fastest Sushi-chef in the world!

[Tyler]

Elrond: Did i tell Frodo to take the ring to Mt. Doom or too the Shire?

[ElentariGreenleaf]

For the Legolas one:
Legolas: Oh, Gandalf gets ALL the attention! What about pretty young me?
~~~~
For the Elrond one:
Elrond: Oh my. What a day. The One RIng comes, Gandalf speaks in the tongue of Mordor, Boromir tries to steal the ring, Pippin acts stupid, again. I think I'm gonna sail tomorrow.
~~~~
For the other Legolas (Kung Fo) one:
Legolas: WA! Look at me spin these imaginary blades, which will later be added by computer graphics! FWA!
~~~~
Hay, new pic!:
http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/frodo_stunned.JPG
My caption:
Frodo: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......rrrrrrrrr....ggg.... .rrrr.....ggg
Rest of Fellowship: Oh, hurry up and die already!

Lame! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[dragoneyes]

Frodo: Am I showing my eyes off enough?

[The Saucepan Man]

Frodo: "I'm sorry. I'm trying - but my pupils just won't roll up to the top of my eyes any more. They've had enough."

[Tar-Palantir]

Frodo: "Did I fall down AGAIN? I must be the stumbliest, bumbliest, whinyiest, weakest, most pitiful hobbit in the whole of the Shire. I wish this had never happened, I wish the ring had never come to me!" etc... etc...

Harsh, but so be it! smilies/evil.gif

[ January 16, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ]

[Finiel]

Frodo: Goodness Aragorn! Please have my deodorant! You smell!

[Nari]

*will NOT say Arwen is riding Frodo*

Frodo: Wow! That cloud looks like a falling boulder coming straight towards me.... OH MY GOD!

[Gamja]

Frodo: Stupid...chili...I knew I shouldn't have eaten it so fast.

[Nevfeniel]

Looks like it's time for a new picture!
http://www.moviepublicity.com/image_assets/lotr2_main.jpg

[ January 16, 2003: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

(thinking) "Three little maids from school are we....."

[Tar-Palantir]

"You're right Legolas, I am too grungy to be an elf. But who's gonna be king and marry Arwen? Ha, ha, ha, in your face!"

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Aragorn: What on earth is that? Is that an orc army? Na, couldn't be.....

[Balin999]

The Frodo one:
Aragorn, pointing at Frodo: See, children, this happens if you let four Hobbits celebrate alone for one week.

[Aratlithiel]

Aragorn: "Late? The lost king of Men is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to."

[Aratlithiel]

Frodo: Where will YOU be when your diarrhea medicine wears off?

[dragoneyes]

People... things... whatever's in the background: *Fighting madly*
Aragorn: Not much happening round here is there?

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

http://www.psy-strike.com/tttcap_0613.jpg

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ]

[Tar-Palantir]

John-Rhys Davies: "See Elijah? This is how ya do it." smilies/tongue.gif

[Gorwingel]

John Rhyes Davies: "Peter Jackson, I did not see anything in the script that said to do anything like this!"

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

[Gorwingel]

And for the Aragorn one:
"Is that Arwen walking over the battlefield carrying Narsil? Nah, I must be seeing things" smilies/cool.gif

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

[dragoneyes]

Gimli: Oh! Looky looky, it's the north star! Wowee, if only it weren't daytime...

[Purple Elf]

Gimli: Help its a Warg and its got me by the, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Its amazing what little things amuse me! smilies/tongue.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

AAAAAAAH! Attack of the killer leg!

[AddictedtoRumil]

Caption this!
http://www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/pictures/fellowshipscreencaps/specialedition/fotrspecfeatures147.jpg

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: *Mafia Accent* I donno what you talk about. What you talk about?
Elf sitting next to him: Oh my God, what is he diong and why did I agree to sit next to him? I'm Going to regret that decision, I can tell.

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/funnypics/final/frodosam_hug.JPG
FRODO: Sam....I never told you....I have feelings....
SAM: Errr.....Mister Frodo, please get off me.

[Brinniel]

Legolas one:

Legolas: Waz up?!
Gimli: Waz up?!
Legolas: Waz up?!
Gimli: Waz up?!
Legolas: Waz up?!
Gimli: Waz up?!
Legolas: Waz up?!
Other elf: Oh, dear Eru. Why me?

Frodo and Sam one:

Frodo: Sam, help me!
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: It's Lily! She's coming this way!
Sam: Lily? You mean the hobbit lass you really like?
Frodo: Yes. *whimpers*
Sam: Why don't you dance with her?
Frodo: I'm too scared. What if I step on her foot? Besides, I think I've had too much ale. She can't see me like this Sam, she can't!
Sam: Oh, come on, Mr. Frodo. You can't hide from her forever. She won't even have a chance to like you back if you don't let her.
Frodo: All right, then. If I ask Lily to dance, you have to do the same with Rosie.
Sam: *blushes* I think I'll have another ale.
Frodo: Oh, no you don't!

[Gorwingel]

This is for the Legolas one:
"Big scary dark lord, many dirty orcs, cursed ring that starts to take over you, bring it on!! this is one elf that is not going to be bothered by any stupid ring."

[Duncariel]

Legolas: I've been sitting in this chair for the last two hours, and the guy in the other chair keeps poking me.

Frodo and Sam:
Frodo: hold me Sam!
Sam: Mister Frodo, they're filming.

[Arwen_Evenstar]

'Mister Frodo, your sword hilt is sticking into my back! I hope....'

[Diamond18]

Frodo: "I am going to throw you into the fangirl pit of doom, mwah ha ha ha ha!"

Sam: "I don't have any fangirls, Mr. Frodo."

Frodo: "Of course you don't, they're my fangirls. So when they see it's you, they'll tear you to pieces in a frenzied rage. And while they do that, I'm going to have a dance with Rosie."

Sam: "You are evil, Mr. Frodo. And Rosie knows an evildoer when she sees one."

Frodo: "Does she?"

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Sam: Dang it Mr.Frodo! I told you that you shouldn't play with glue!

_____________________

Legolas: See, I coulda been Spiderman!

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ]

[Lindril Arvilya]

Frodo simply starts laughing drunkenly.
PJ: Cuuuuuuuutttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------------
Legolas: (slurring his words together) We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse....

[Helkahothion]

HAHAHAHA funny stuff you guys(and girls ofcaurse),

Legolas one.

Elrond: Bring forth the ring Frodo.
Frodo:Me? But I gave it to Legolas.
Legolas:Me? Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else important arround here so you must be talking to me.
Frodo:He relax Legsie, I'm sorry.
Legolas:You better be sorry now back off.
Elrond:That is no way to treat a guest of my house Legolas, son of Trandhuil.
Legolas:Pfhaa guest. Here that, he's a guest. I spit on your mother Elrond.
*Legolas grab's his purse and walks away.

The Hobbit hug one:

Frodo:Gahhagaggarhagahargahagahaa
Sam:H? cut it out Mister Frodo. I think you have had more than enough ale.
Frodo:gaahagghagrhaghrgahrgahrgahgra
*Sam b*tchslaps Frodo*
*Frodo walks away sobbing*

Well these are mine. Be back when a new load of Pic's arrive.

Greetings,

Anuion
________
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[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/sam/fotr_sam_moria_3.jpg

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

http://www.psy-strike.com/625evlorien.jpg

[Thulorongil]

I think for that one, what was in the movie is the best it can be!

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

Is it just me or has that picture been done before?

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Yup, been done before.

For the not working one:
Oh no! Not another red cross. Hay, maybe there is a message in all this. *goes and donates to the red cross, then changes mind* Nah, I'll just get some pestiside instead! Gimli, come over here and lift up your arms *puts on gas mask*

[Gamja]

For the Legolas one:
Other elf: What's Frodo doing on the floor with Sam?
Legolas: *shrugs shoulders*

And to all you sick people, no, Frodo and Sam aren't err, you know... smilies/evil.gif

[Brinniel]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/fourhobbits_bill_snow_cz.jpg

[The Green Ringwraith]

(The snowy one)

Merry: Frodo? Is that you? Oh nevermind, sorry Bill. I shouldn't have insulted you.
Frodo: Ha ha ha... no.
Sam: Pip? You ok? Did that apple hit you yet?
Pippin: No I think that was a hailstone...
____________

(Frodo and Sam looking gay)
Frodo: You smell nice. Really nice. Is that "Essense o' Tater"? I like it...
Sam: Um, Mr. Frodo... No. Its "Pansy Fields". Get it right.
Frodo: *downtrodden* OK.

[The Green Ringwraith]

Here's a new one for ya... I know its not in LOTR but its sooooo freaking funny! Imagine its Merry...

http://www.brandyhall.net/screencaps/hwi/domhwi12l.jpg

[Diamond18]

You have to give the other picture more time than that, Greenie. Tsk, tsk.

Frodo: "You know Bill, I don't know why Sam named you Bill. Why would anyone want to be named after Bill Ferny, and least of all you? I don't understand it."

Merry: "I don't remember this scene being in the movie."

Sam: "Hey, Pippin, you know you and Merry kind of remind me of Emperor Palpatine right now. Crazy, huh?"

Pippin: "You're all a bunch of bloody loonies. And I'm hungry."

[Gorwingel]

snowy picture

Frodo: I am sorry you have to carry such a burden, you poor pony Bill, Sam maybe you should carry more of our supplies.

Merry: Frodo, why are you talking to a horse? No one ever talks to horses do they Bill?

Sam: Pippin what are you looking at?

Pippin: I am not looking at anything, If you want to know I am trying figure out the best way to collect snowflakes on my tongue.

[ January 20, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

[Balin999]

The Legolas one:

Lego: Yo, where's the f****n' camera? AH theeere it is!
Yo, check this out, ni**as, this is f****n' MC Lego kickin it to ya man!

Other elf: *I hate it when he does that*

P.J.: Cuuuuuut! Orlando, how often did I tell you that Legolas is NO rapstar!

Lego: But, but...... He is an elf! Elves sing!

P.J.: But they don't sing in this scene! And no elf ever was a rapper!

Legolas: Ok,ok.... *mutters something like "stupid *§$%"§, no one here understands me*

[mark12_30]

The BW has stated that this is a family oriented website. Clean it up, please, people.

[Blue Elf]

The Snowy picture:

All the Hobbits: Jingle bells, jingle bells...

Pippin: Wait, we don't celebrate Christmas, do we?

[dragoneyes]

Snowy one:

Frodo: When I look into your eyes...
Merry: Frodo? Why are you chatting up Bill?
Frodo: I'm practicing
Merry: For what?
Frodo: For when I get married.
Merry: But you don't.
Frodo: Really? Well that makes life a whole lot simpler.

Sam: Pippin? Pippin? Is anybody in there?
Pippin: ...
Sam: obviously not.

[Gamja]

Has anyone seen robin Headstrong? she (or he) hasn't been posting here lately...

[dragoneyes]

She's been away for ages, we finally decided to write hor out of our RPG because it didn't look like she was coming back

[ElentariGreenleaf]

For the Snowy one:

Sam: Pippin? Pippin? What are you staring at?
Pippin: Um, what's that over there?
Sam: Oh, it's probably nothing! What does it look like?
Pippin: Big, ugly, insanely angry, very dangerous.....
Sam, Merry, Frodo: AN ORC?
Pippin: No, no..... I think it's Gandalf!

[Tar-Palantir]

Gollum: "looks like that all fish diet is finally paying off!"

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5879.jpg

[ January 21, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ]

[Diamond18]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Great golliwogs, Tar-Palantir, don't scare me like that!

Okay, a caption...

Awards Show Announcer: "Apparently the 'She' Gollum refers to in the movie is not Shelob, but his third personality, known as 'Fifi'."

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

"We wants to be a ballerina... yeeessss, we wants it, we wants it!!!!"

Lara Flynn Boyle, eat your heart out!

[Blue Elf]

AAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! I AM SO SCARED!!!!!

Gollum: We knew we shouldn't have agreed to that bet....stupid fat hobbitsesss....

Sam: I love cheating on bets....

Gollum: WHAT???!!!???

Sam: Uh oh...

[Aratlithiel]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

[fiish_so_juicy_sweet]

WOW WHEEEEEEEE!!!! My first ever post smilies/biggrin.gif

k here's 2:

Gollum: I'm ready for my close up
Photographer: Stunning, all that skulking really paid off, and your skin *kisses into the air* so unnatural
Gollum: Why thankyou, I reagularly detan, the sun's a real pain in the neck
Photographer: And I assume the dress is to show your evil senserity, and smooth mov.......creepi..stalking
Gollum: Er............yeseses?
Photographer: Love it! This is gonna be on the front page
Gollum: *flutters eyelashes* You really think so? Just one question
Photographer: That's two, but contiue
Gollum: Why is everyone looking in every direction except at me, in a digusted manner
Photographer: Their just jelous


*advertisment* If you want to look like this luvvly lady...all you have to do is buy, one evil ring, go on a diet of fish for 500 years, and never go in the sun, which you can all get now for only £12.99! visit the evil lord sauron destroyer of souls for details....... We interviewed this young woman (500 year old bloke in other words). "What do u think of the ring obcession course?" "Gollum! We hates it my preciousess....we hates it forever!"......*interviewerer double blinks*....pause...... This is why we think you should never ever do this....thankyou for your time on what not to do.

[ January 22, 2003: Message edited by: fiish_so_juicy_sweet ]

[dragoneyes]

Do you think I need to go on a diet?

[Mintyztwin]

That right there? That was messed up. Okay, hmm . . . any caption would just . . . whoa . . .

Gollum: "Nassssty orcesss won't recognize us now!"

Okay . . . that one sounded semi-decent! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif smilies/eek.gif

[Arwen_Evenstar]

'And next on the red carpet...look! Its Calista Flockhart!'
I think thats how u spell her name...
*~*~*~OR~*~*~*

Doesss thisss dresss make us look fat? Doess it preciousss???Hmmm?

[Aratlithiel]

'And next on the red carpet...look! Its Calista Flockhart!'

ROFL. Oh, you are EVIL, Arwen Evenstar!! smilies/evil.gif

[Modern_Day_Elf]

Augh! That thing sscarred me for life!

For the caption:
And now for my tryout for the Nutcracker...

[Gorwingel]

All of you took all the good captions!

I don't know what to say, that picture is great, Gollum wears that dress way better than Lara Fynn Boyle, is shows off his 500 year old complection beautifully.
smilies/wink.gif

[Diamond18]

Gollum: *singing* "I like being a girl..."

or

"I should never have taken Sam up on that bet about who's the better cook."

[Blue Elf]

I agree with Modern_Day_Elf. I have been scarred for life. smilies/tongue.gif

[cannedpoatoe]

Yesss my presssciousssssssss, look at all the unhappiness we makes See See!

[Diamond18]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/merryandpippinatinsengard.jpg

Pippin: "Merry, what are we looking at?"

Merry: "I have no idea, but I feel very herioc in this pose, so let's just stand here for a moment."

[Blue Elf]

Pippin: Merry, how much longer do we need to hold this pose?

Merry: Not much longer. Why?

Pippin: My nose itches....

[cannedpoatoe]

Pippin:Look!
Merry:where?
Pippin:There!
Merry:Where?
Pippin:THERE!
Merry:huh?
Pippin:Just shut up Merry!


.....i tried... smilies/tongue.gif

[dragoneyes]

Merry: The binding on this calendar is amazing!
Pippin: How are we supposed to fight when we are blinded by the radiance of this binding?

[Blue Elf]

Pippin: This would be really perfect if we had some dramatic music playing in the background...

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Pippin: Watch out Merry, here come the fangirls.

Merry: Oh no!! we're surrounded!

[Gorwingel]

Pippin: Merry, my feet are getting gold
Merry: Simmer down Pip, we just have to wait a little longer to look dangerious and menacing to anything that could come along.

[Blue Elf]

Oh, I like the fangirl one a lot...

Really random: Pippin looks like a bunny rabbit in that picture!!

sorry.

Pippin: Merry, who are those people with the big metal things watching us. They seem to think my name is Billy...I knew we shouldn't have stepped through that mysterious portal thing...

or

Merry: **feels very herioc**

Pippin: **also feels herioc**

Merry: **is ready to face the monster**

Pippin: **me too**

Merry: Who is that big face anyhow?? They seem to be doing something with their fingers and looking through a box with a screen....

That was weird, but I found it interesting enough...

[engwaalphiel]

Merry: It's Coming........
Pippin:What is? What can be so scary???
Merry: AUGUST!

[Balin999]

Merry: Dammit!
Pip: What's up?
Merry: Take a look around!
Pip: Oh Dammit!
...
...
...
Now, what's the matter?

Merry: Idiot. Don't you see?
Pip: What?
Merry: Where at the Saving Private Ryan-set.
Pip: Run, you fool, run!

[Purple Elf]

Merry: Come on Pippin be brave we can fight this, take my hand.
Pippin: *rooted to the spot with terror* its too late i think ive wet myself.
Merry: urgh up to me ankles!


that was bad, i apologise.

[*Anuion*]

Okay here is my try,

Merry: What are we doing in this sh*thole? There are no Hobbit lasses here.
Pippin: Yes your right. That stupid tree lied to us.
*Treebeard sneaks into the Orthanc and re-appears on the balcony*

Treebeard:HAHAHAHAHAHAHaHA suckers. Do you really think that trees can talk? You hobbit's are such moron's.

*treebeard unzips his back and Saruman come's out.

Saruman:Gríma! Bring this costume away.

*A thunder flashes and Merry and Pippin both drop dead*


Sorry if this was a little Merry-Pippin-treabeard-unfriendly. I just had this coming up when I saw it.

Greetings,

Anuion

[TealDude3]

http://www.geocities.com/tealdude3/aragornsolo.gif

Made it myself. What do ya think?

[dragoneyes]

Very original red cross that! Could be modern art!

[TealDude3]

Lets try that again.

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/tealdude/aragornsolo.gif

[ January 25, 2003: Message edited by: TealDude3 ]

[Blue Elf]

Oh, excellent pic!!

Aragorn: My name is Bond...James Bond.


Maybe I'll have some more ideas later...

[cannedpoatoe]

Aragorn: Well hopefully by making my head look incredibly large and supposivly waving this gun around those orcs will just go away without a fight.

[Skippy the Nazgul]

Aragorn: Freeze, Uruk-Hai scum!

-----------------------------------

Aragorn: Arwen, no time for buns we have to move.
Arwen: As if, not til my hair is done.
Aragorn: Damn princess.
Arwen: dI still have elf ears you know!

Your pal,
Skip

[Pookabunny]

AragornHanSolo: See what I have to resort to? I'm so damn tired of that gay-*** elf getting all the chicks, man! CHECK ME OUT NOW!!! I'M INTERSTELLAR COOL MAN!!! Eat your heart out Orli!!! BWUUAAAHAHAHAH!

[Blue Elf]

Aragorn: A-ha!! No one can defeat me now that I have this...um...how do I use it anyhow?

(and lets assume he does learn how to use it. ouch.)

[Gorwingel]

Aragorn: I will kill all of you orcs with my sword, wait, this isn't a sword, and your not orcs! what, where am I?

[Galenfea of Mirkwood.]

For the hobbit one:
Pippin: Merry, I told you not to stick that thing down the plug!

[Diamond18]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/deagolandsmeagol02.jpg

[dragoneyes]

Smeagol: Hey hey! Deagol! Hey! Can you lick your teeth like this? Hey, can you? can you?
Deagol: Smeagol. Shut up, I'm trying to fish.

[Skippy the Nazgul]

Smeagal: Did you notice our boat looks like a bathtub wrapped in a trash bag?

Your pal
Skip smilies/evil.gif

[cannedpoatoe]

Smeagol: I bet i can hold my tongue like this longer than you
Deagol:Might as well....your going to kill me in a moment anyhow. (sigh)

[Gorwingel]

Smeagol: Hey, here is my best vampire impression, hissssssss...

[Tar-Palantir]

Deagol:
"Uh...Smeagol? You're really starting to creep me out man. And for goodness sake STOP calling me precious when you lick your lips!!!"

[cannedpoatoe]

Smeagol:hey look what i can do!
Deagol:Smeagol for the last time stop it! I'm trying to catch a fish!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

(HAY! Where do you get those Smeagal and Deagal pics from?)

Smeagal: Can't....... reach....... nose......... Must........ reach.....nose.....! Deagal...... will....... make........ fun........ if ......... I........ don't......... touch........ nose......... with........ tongue!
Deagal: Oh cut it out PLEASE!

[TealDude3]

Here another one of my Photoshops. Sorry for the poor quality, still experimenting.

http://www.angelfire.com/linux/tealdude/gandalfbucs.gif

[dragoneyes]

Gandalf: You've asked me to hold this flag, why?

[cannedpoatoe]

Gandalf: Fool of a Took!!! Now you've done it! Because of you I have to carry around this flag instead of my staff! Pippin: Well it does look very err....stylish Gandalf:really? Does it now? hmm...

[Diamond18]

I got the Inch-Me and Pinch-Me in a boat pic from a link Elendur provided in this thread. (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=001677)

For TealDude's pic:

Gandalf: "Warren Sapp is an Orc."
smilies/tongue.gif

[Gorwingel]

Gandalf: The will of Sauron is forcing me to hold this flag, I am not a Tampa Bay fan at all, I am really an Oakland fan.

[Tar-Palantir]

Gandalf: "Frodo - you must throw this flag in the Cracks of Doom before halftime or all is lost!"

[Diamond18]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/frodoinshelobslair.jpg
So, how many Hobbits does it take to change a light bulb?

[dragoneyes]

Frodo: Maybe I should come down into the basement more often...

[Airehiriel]

Hah! At last, I caught that annoying firefly. *Next shot would be opening hand to look at it* Tinkerbell?!

[Helkahothion]

Okay my turn:

Historician:This it what it about looked like when cave men discovered the fire.

Greetings,

Anuion
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[ElentariGreenleaf]

Sting: Hmmm, why is none of that light reflecting on me? Am I too covered in blood?

Hay, that's the next film. Is that one from lordoftherings.net?

[cannedpoatoe]

Frodo to himself:Maybe if I just stick it up there.....don't explode....don't explode

[dragoneyes]

Frodo: Ahh, yes. Giant spider, slight problem here, err... Hello? My name is Frodo, pleased to meet you...

[Rose Cotton]

Sam: Er..Mr. Frodo?

Frodo: Yes Sam?

Sam: I guess this isn't the best time to tell you that I have a severe case of arachnaphobia.

Frodo: Great. Just great.

[i*love*orli]

~this is gonna be lame...but you have been warned~

*strange noise*

SAM:WOAH! What is that SMELL?
FRODO:umm, well, err, ehh, SO...what do you think were gonna have for lunch?
SAM: FRODO! I thought I told you not to eat any more of the Lembas Burritos!
~yeah, lame. Im funny when im random...but i cant be funny on command...~ smilies/tongue.gif

[i*love*orli]

Sam and Frodo are walking up in the mountians with Smeagol...Suddenly, Sam spots a redish/pink box in some grass growning by the side of the path. Sam picks up the box. He sees the words "trixs" on the side of it. He looks strangely at it...then he decieds that he was going to eat it. SUDDENLY, Smeagol looks over at him and says "Silly Hobbitsy, Trix are for kids!"
~~~LAMO~~~ smilies/wink.gif

[Gorwingel]

Frodo (In the basement of Bag End): What did Bilbo store down here?

[Blue Elf]

Frodo: Sam...a little more light...we'll find that Ring eventually...

Sam: **muttering to himself** Why did he have to drop it in here of all places?

[Tar-Palantir]

Frodo in his best Jimmy Cliff voice:

I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone all the dark clouds that made me blind
It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day
It's gonna be a bright, (bright) bright, (bright) sun shiny day http://www.reefaquariumguide.com/forums/images/smilies/new/flowerplus.gif

[cannedpoatoe]

Frodo(chanting in a sort of singing voice):I'm a little school girl , I'm a little school girl
Sam(somewhere nearby):He's finally cracked, knew i never should have easedropped.(sigh)

[Rose Cotton]

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/gallery/images/deadmarsh/deadmarsh3.jpg

What's wrong with this picture. smilies/wink.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

I don't know... what's wrong with it?

[Balin999]

Frodo: Sam.
Sam: ...

Frodo: SAM!
Sam: What? Leave me alone!

Frodo: Haven't you read the script?
Sam: Why???

Frodo: You're supposed to walk behind me ALL THE TIME!
Sam: But can't I just once...
Frodo: SAM!!!!

Sam: Ok, ok... *as he waits for Frodo to overtake him, he mutters something like "stupid P.j."*

[Brinniel]

Frodo: The closer I get to Mordor, the more slanted everything seems. Why is this happening?
Sam: I know why, Mr. Frodo. Because of the inbalance of good and evil, Middle-earth is slanting. Since the ring is getting heavier and heavier as we travel closer to Mordor, the entire land of Mordor and everywhere around it is beginning to slope downwards. At this rate, Middle-earth will be vertical before we even reach the black gate and we'll all fall to our deaths!
Frodo: You're not making sense, Sam. How can we all fall to our deaths? Middle-earth is round!
Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. It's flat.
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Sam: It's flat!
Frodo: It's round!
Gollum: Stupid hobbitsess! They don't realize this is a hill we climb.

[Airehiriel]

Sam: *thought to himself* Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't have drunk that water over there...

[Airehiriel]

http://www.kojiroabe.com/rotk/orcsatpelennorfields.jpg

[Rosseiliantiel]

A recess scene at Durgbu Dashu School for Young Uruks. The teacher is the one who looks like her head is spoiled.
-or-
The raggy, dirty, helmeted-ones are sheep in orcs' clothing, and they're being shepherded by the head-spoiled one who is actually an, albeit pensive, collie.

[Airehiriel]

Pink hat girl: Why does mom keep telling me I fell in with the wrong crowd?

[Helkahothion]

Here I go again,

Girl: Is this the line to the post office.
Uruk-Hai: We are at war with Elves and Human's.
Girl: That must mean post office. Ill just get to the back of the line then.

*The girl walks to the back and hear's several times the word "retard"*

Greetings,

Anuion
________
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[eleanor_niphredil]

Girl: Hmmm. A little chewy, and a tad to much mustard, but when it comes to it, these Uruk-Hai sandwiches arn't half bad!

[Gorwingel]

Pink hat girl: Why did they have to put me with this group of men, I thought this was a girls camp.

[MerryBrandybuck04]

http://rotk_merrypippin_isengard_1.jpg
i hope this works!

[MerryBrandybuck04]

dang!

how do u do this?!

[Tar-Palantir]

Girl: Now where did I leave my costume?


Merrybrandybuck04:
For a picture to come through you need to use the entire web address. The address you tried is http://rotk_merrypippin_isengard_1.jpg/ so you can see why it did not work

[Shy Hobbit]

Ok guys...keep this one CLEAN http://www.strange-love.org/legolas/pic/behind/27.jpg

Legolas:Ai! Ai! A balrog, don't let it get me!

Boromir: Don't worry I won't....(hehe you think)

[Diamond18]

The Khazad-dum theme park is lots of fun! Thrills and spills and close calls with death a minute! Smile for the camera, boys!

[Gorwingel]

Legolas: Boromir, I'll keep you from falling down that great distance down there.

Boromir: No, No, you really don't have to help me, I am actually going to die a few chapters from this, so it really wouldn't matter in the long run if I went now, Ok!

[Tar-Palantir]

Legolas: I told you that elf-wine was strong but, NOOOOOOO, you wouldn't listen!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Boromir: *quietly* Mwahahaha, I'm going to get you soon Legolas...... hahaha...
Legolas: What was that Boromir?
Boromir: Oh, nothing..... tehehehe

[Nuinatariel]

Boromir: Can't....breathe....

[Eruwen]

Ok, I'm sorry to do another picture so fast, I just saw this one and had to do it.
http://always.ejwsites.net/images3/newfantasyp.gif

[Gorwingel]

Personal comment: Oh my gosh, he looks like a girl, or maybe like he's twelve years old, I love Elijah and all, but he looks really young in that photo.

Now on to the caption...

Frodo: (looking up at Gandalf) Gandalf, I don't want to embarrass you, but I think you have some spinach in your teeth and it is really bothering me.

[Helkahothion]

For the Legolas and Boromir one,

Legolas:It's a Balrog. DOn't leave me alone. I will save you again. Just don't leave me alone.

Boromir:Stop jabering you weanie!

Legolas:That does it!

*Legolas let 's Boromir go and Boromir drop's into the casm.

Aragorn:Why didn't you save him?

Legolas(with teary eyes): I tried, but I was to late.

*Legolas walks away from the group*

Legolas:Looks like the trick with the unuion still work's.

Was that cruel?

Greeitngs,

Anuion
________
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[Diamond18]

Yeah, that lighting does do funny things to his face.

Frodo: "Ever since I got this Ring I've felt like there's an axe hanging over me head." *looks up* "Oh...there is an axe hanging over my head."

Eh...yeah, whatever, Diamond... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Mintyztwin]

Ha! Those were great!!

Legolas and Boromir:

Legolas: "It's okay. It's just a movie, Boromir!"

Boromir: "I hate it when Bambi's mom dies!! Waaaaah!"

The Frodo one:
Elijah: "Y'know, this whole forced perspective thing is starting to get to me!"


On a slightly different note, the other day in Music History class, we were wathcing the magic flute, and in this movie, Papageno looked EXACTLY like Sam!!! I was SO shocked! I kept thinking, "That can't be Sean Austin, can it?" It was really weird!

[Helkahothion]

Ehm,

Call me stupid, but I believe that was Sean Astin. There is a movie about a boy looking for new parent's just for fun. SOmething with North in it. That boy was played by the one and only Elija Wood. Elija was also a house guest at the Osbourns. Did you know that Jack Osbourne has a firsth print of Lotr?

Greetings,

Anuion
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[Willowwater]

Frodo:I can see right up your nose.....


Willowwater,Muffin lovin' freak

[dragoneyes]

Legolas and Boromir one -
Legolas: Stop laughing! This is a serious scene!
Boromir: But you're tickling me!

Frodo one -
Frodo: Ohhhh, Yellow!

[Tar-Palantir]

Frodo: "Sam, I seem to have wet myself...again."

[Brinniel]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/rosie_sam.jpg

Not the best clarity, but I thought it was a cute picture. smilies/smile.gif

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Rosie (rose, oh i forget): Look at me, Sam, SAM....
Sam: If I ignor her she'll go away....

[dragoneyes]

Sam: I need help, there's someone jumping out of the back of my head and Rosie's trying to show me her armpit hair.
bloke just to the right of Sam: *ridiculous farmers accent* Do I look like a farmer if I do this?

[Rose Cotton]

Personal comment: Hey! Isn't that Frodo to the right of Sam!

Sam: I think I've had too much ale. Oh, well I'll just get some more.

[Gorwingel]

Sam: That Rosie's great and all, but sometimes she's just a little too perky, look at that dancing?

[Eruwen]

Personal Note: Lol! I think that is Frodo! {And assuming that it is, here is my caption...}

Frodo: Hey, Sam, look at this one!

Sam: What kind of Hobbit dancing is that? Maybe no one will think I'm with him if I don't answer. OMG, Rosie?!?

Rosie: Whoo! You're right, Frodo! This is fun!

[The Saucepan Man]

Rosie: (singing) Hey! Big spender! ... Spend a little time with me ... BA DA DA-DA DAAA DUM!

(Sam hopes that the earth will swallow him up.)

[Diamond18]

Rosie: "I love to stay at the YMCA! Oh Yyyyyyy Mmmmmm Ccccccc Aaa-aaaaaa."

Sam: "I hate that song."

OR

Rosie: "Hey there big boy! Wanna dance with me?" smilies/redface.gif

Sam: "What did the Gaffer put in the brew this time?"

OR

Frodo in background: "Hopefully everyone will be looking at Rose and Sam and won't notice that I look like a fool right now!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Rose: Help me Sam! I appear to have chopped my hands off!

[PeregrinTook]

lol That is definately Frodo! Hehehe I love that dance!

Frodo (to Rosie): Hey you're not supposed to be looking at Sam while I teach you my special dance!

Rosie: Well, maybe it I look at him, then he'll notice me!

Frodo (under his breath): Maybe he'll not want to notice you... http://www.councilofelrond.com/modules/XForum/images/avatar/pippin4_icon.gif

[Tar-Palantir]

Rosie: Playing hard to get was a waste of time...maybe I'll wait till his plastered then throw myself at him.....NOW!!"

[Diamond18]

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/50/77/22m.jpg
"C-c-courage."

[dragoneyes]

Eomer: What are you doing? You stupid tail! *starts chasing tail*

I'm so sorry, that just reminded me so much of the way my dog looks at her tail before she starts chasing it.

[Tar-Palantir]

"You talkin' to me?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"You talkin' to me?"

"...Ohhh, I'll never get this right..."

[ February 03, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ]

[Pookabunny]

Rosie/Sam pic:

Rosie (slurring) SLAM!
Sam: Damn that farmer and his spiked ale!
Rosie (slurring): Slam! Ssssllam! Help meee! Y-uhmmmm...uh Y.... Sllam, how duju spil Y-M-C-A?

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Eomer pic:
narrator: He's a bad mutha..
Eomer: Shut yo' mouf!

[Gorwingel]

Eomer: What is wrong with me? It is not polite to stare! Go away!

[Airehiriel]

*thinks to self* If I hold this pose long enough, people may actually believe that I am capable of deep thoughts!

[gralin musicteeth]

Don't really have one for this, it just struck me as funny. (hope it works!)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/gimli/fotr_gimli_2.jpg

[Balin999]

"Now who was the one that said dwarves look ridiculous in baggy-pants, eh?"

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Eomer: Uh-huh, Aragorn, you're scaring me now...
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Gimli: How do I look? You thing Legolas will like this pic?

[dragoneyes]

Gimli: Cram! The only thing cool dwarves like me should eat!
*cram sales drop dramatically*