Crazy Captions

[Diamond18]

Looks to me like he's eating Lembas. Haldir asked him if he could do an advert for Lembas before leaving.

Legolas: "Lembas; the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions!"

[Arwen Melian]

Must...eat...lembas..don't ...care..what..fangirls..think...don't ...care ...if I'm ..an
elf...I'd..rather..be..a..hobbit..forget..it ..Peter Jackson..I'm ..not staying..on ..this ...stupid..diet..so what if I'm ..fat in ..real..life..fan girls..still..love..me..screw this..and you!

Iknow that was bad..sigh..

[Mintyztwin]

Mama always told me if I ate Lembas I'd grow up strong and beatiful! It works!

[Nevfeniel]

These rice krispie treats taste funny. . .
Okay, so that wasn't funny, but oh well.
New picture!
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/verylatesttttphotos/images/frodoandsamintunnels.jpg
Frodo: I was sure I left the ring in here.
Sam: smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Diamond18]

Frodo: "Shhh, Sam I hear something. Drums, drums in the deep."

Sam: "Er...I think those are termites."

Frodo: "Termites in stone? I don't think so."

Sam: "They're rare termites. Stone termites. Trust me, I'm a gardener, I know all about bugs."

Frodo: "I still think it's drums."

[ November 12, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

diamond18, preciousss, i love those two!

Legolas: Eww...man, some people like this...oh boy, i wonder can I eat this without my lips touching it? The make up department is sooo gonna kill me for this one...

[LePetitChoux]

Frodo only noticed the fairy dust had hit him when he was 70 feet in the air. (it was pretty strong stuff)

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

http://www.psy-strike.com/whiterider1.jpg

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Introducing the new, industrial Strength, Q-tip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For all of those kingdoms that really need cleansing.

[LePetitChoux]

Aragorn: Don't worry, eowyn, the spider wil be fine.

Gandalf: Heeeere spidey spidey spidey!

[dragoneyes]

Aragorn: Don't get too close Gandalf! We don't know what it is.
Gandalf: It appearss to be some kind of fungus...

I have a feeling I'll be the only one to find that funny.

[Amanaduial the archer]

well i cant think of an actual caption for the frodo-sam one, but frodo appears to be approaching with his eyes closed and sam is tripping over his own foot it seems...ah the mysteries of hobbit folk...

[Elven Mistress]

Grrr! i still can't see the other pic with Sam and Frodo! I followed i think it was Diamond's directions, but it didn't work! <sigh>

For the Gandalf pic...

Gandalf: *edging his way forward* Now, Treebeard, no need to get protective or owning, but would you please put the Hobbits down nice and gently...

[Diamond18]

I erased my directions because today I could see the picture, so I figured Nevfeniel edited it. I'm sorry they didn't work...I can't think of anything else.

For this one: "With my magic paint-sponge I shall paint the whole world white!"

Éowyn: "Don't hold me back, Aragorn! This was my favorite red dress!"

[Precioussss]

AddictedtoRumil where did you get that Legolas picture??

[Melichus]

I can't resist putting one up:

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/aragorn_closeup4

[ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ]

[Diamond18]

Aragorn: "I'm too sexy for my sweat."

[Mintyztwin]

Aragorn: "Ha. You won't get ME in the bath so easy!"

(This is completly innocent unless you make it not so! smilies/biggrin.gif Just trying to prevent any misconceptions. smilies/biggrin.gif )

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Aragorn: Look at him! Stupid legolas, just because hes an elven prince he gets all the elf chicks!
Borimir(walks over) What are you on about dude, you have Arwen.
Aragorn(whining): But I want thoseelf chicks! smilies/frown.gif

[Susan Delgado]

I want to see the Frodo-Sam picture. Someone please repost it.

[Mlo]

Hmm.. abt the Frodo and Sam pic, try to go here (http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/verylatesttttphotos/imagepages/image26.shtml), you'll probably see it then smilies/smile.gif.

For the Aragorn pic,
Aragorn singing: Macho macho man! I've got to be, a macho man!

Ok, maybe it only was I who thought that was funny smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Melichus]

Aragorn (to himself): Oooh yeah, work it, you sexy beast, oooooh yeah...

[Elven Mistress]

Aragorn: Tell me i'm beautiful! You know it's true! *throws head back*

Pippin: Yeah, man...whatever...

[LePetitChoux]

Aragorn: Humph! I look down on you!

[Diamond18]

http://wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/booklet/lg/samandfrodo.jpg

What are they looking at?

[TealDude3]

Sam: So thats what elves do when there all alone.
Frodo: Eeewwww! Gross!

[Lindril Arvilya]

Sam: Someday son, all of this will be yours.
Frodo: Everything?
Sam: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom.
Frodo: And it'll all be mine?
Sam: Everything.

[Diamond18]

Frodo: "Okay...um...A...N R D...E—"
Sam: "No, it's a B."
Frodo: "It's an E."
Sam: "It is not! Admit it...you need glasses."
Frodo: "Never! My vision is 20/20! You need glasses."
Sam: "Look, the chart plainly reads, A N R D B J L X G P copyright vision charts international—"
Frodo: "You're not supposed to read the copyright information!"
Sam: "You're just jealous because you can't."
Frodo: "Well...girls go crazy over my beautiful blue eyes, so ha!"
Sam: *mutters* "Bug-eyed freak."
Frodo: "Fatso."
Sam: "Wimp."
Frodo: "Idiot."
Sam: "Let's not argue. You're my best friend."
Frodo: "I know. You're about the kind of friend I'd have."
Sam: "I'll try to take that as a compliment."
Frodo: "What does the chart say again?"
Sam: "A N R D E...no I mean—"
Frodo: "HA! These baby blues never lie! HA!"
Sam: "Eh, you laugh now, but just wait till Weathertop, Mr. White-Eyes."

Okay! I'm done! Whew... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[AddictedtoRumil]

Caption this! smilies/wink.gif
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/ex19.jpg

[gralin musicteeth]

Argh! hey Rumil, where are you getting those pictures???

Aragorn: I wonder what Haldir(?) would do if I pulled on his hair?
Haldir: Little does the filthy human know I have a blackbelt in Karate!
Legolas: *whispering to Haldir* I think he can hear you...
Haldir: Oh well! I can take this heroic stance and look freaky!

(not very funny unless you read RPGs a lot)

[Nevfeniel]

Hmm, not the best Haldir's ever looked. . .

[AddictedtoRumil]

Argh! hey Rumil, where are you getting those pictures???

I get them from here Bag End Inn (http://www.bagendinn.com)They have loads of TTT pics, pics from the extended version and cast pics! smilies/biggrin.gif

[ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ]

[Elven Mistress]

Legolas: Oh my God, my hair is like SO much better then his!
Aragorn: No way, girlfriend! You know mine rocks!
Pippin *coming from up ahead with permed, black hair*: Move over, boys! I'm coming!

~okay, not very funny, but humour me! I'm tired...!

[Arwen Melian]

Yuck! Haldir has a double chin! Just kidding.

Haldir: Welcome to my beautiful home,Lothlorien.

Aragorn:It doesn't look so great to me. Actually it looked better last time I was here.

Legolas: What the hell is that!


Aragorn: It's Celeborn, oh no! He's taking a bath in Galadriels mirror! What happened to his face?

Legolas: I think he's on drugs! Run!

[Arwen Melian]

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/creaturs5.jpg

[Maikadilwen]

I couldn't resist this one.

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/ex9.jpg

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[LePetitChoux]

Pippin: Soo sick...must-get-out-of-boat...BLEEEEURGH!

Merry: Whee! Teeth. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

hmm... smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Diamond18]

You know, right now I can't think of anything funnier than what was actually in the movie:

Legolas: "Lembas! Elvish waybread...one small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man!" *leaves*
Merry: "How many did you eat?"
Pippin: "Four...*belch*"

[Mlo]

Pippin: I wont even look at your direction Merry..
Merry: What? If you forget your toothbrush you have to improvise. Mommy always said that good teeth are the most important thing to have...
Pippin: I will not make a comment on that *whistles*

[TolkienGurl]

Merry: I'm telling you, Pip, it's wiggly!
Pippin: Hey - is that the Tooth Fairy?

[Diamond18]

Isn't this just adorable...
http://wokkie.com/englanders/august2001/3rd/40winks.jpg

[TolkienGurl]

Oh! That's so precious! I just want to go hug him, he looks so lonely.

*Aaaawwwww!*

That wasn't a quote. I'm serious! Umm... guys... dont't look at me like that... smilies/biggrin.gif

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

[Elenna]

Got a REALLY big zit? Use Clearasil!

[LePetitChoux]

Where is he? I've seen that photo so many times, but the scene itself isn't in the film, is it? smilies/confused.gif

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ]

[Lindril Arvilya]

I think I'm in love. *sighs tearfully* Poor hobbit... he's so alone.... I feel for him.

[Lindril Arvilya]

*from behind the camera*
Voice 1: Poor little guy! He's so little.. and all alone!... Can we keep him?
Voice 2: Pumbaa, Pumbaa.... these guys eat guys like us!

[TolkienGurl]

LePetitChoux: That's in the part "The Breaking of the Fellowship." I know that particular scene is not in the movie, but the giant head is. It's from the part when Boromir is talking to Frodo and is trying to take the Ring from him.

[Diamond18]

After a hard day of filming Elijah felt he could fall asleep anywhere. Unfortunatly, he forgot that the head was not really made out of stone, and made the folks at WETA very angry when the foam nose fell off.

Okay...so that wasn't very funny. But it was all I could think of beyond "Isn't this just adorable..."

[dragoneyes]

Is it me or do they try to show off the hobbits' feet as much as possible?

[LadyElbereth]

Awwww, that's the cutest picture! ok, I've been wanting to put this pic on for some while so....Caption this!
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/1295.jpg

[Mlo]

The big bad Boromir blew in his horn. He blew, and blew, and blew, but for no use. Then the three little orcs came and killed him..

[dragoneyes]

That's a drinking horn! Well, that explains the facial expression.... dear me.

[TolkienGurl]

Boromir was going to play 'battle' with his little orc friends. As they charged at him with evil looks in their eyes, he realized that he was definitely in trouble!

smilies/biggrin.gifYours truly smilies/biggrin.gif
Tolkiengurl the maniac!!! Bwahahahahaha! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elven Mistress]

*Boromir gets done playing a tune on his horn that soundsvery much like the guitar, in tune to We Will Rock You...*

[dragoneyes]

Darn! You've got me singing it now! You got blood on ya face, big disgrace... *trails off as everyone stares at her*

[Amanaduial the archer]

lol Elenna i love that!

Merry and Pippin picture
Merry: *Ok now Pip isnt looking...oh yeah Ive been needing some good bogey all day...*

ok ill break my own rule here- that seemed pretty dire...

oh i love that song dragon!

[ November 16, 2002: Message edited by: Amanaduial the archer ]

[AddictedtoRumil]

Caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/andrastedvd3.jpg

[LePetitChoux]

ooh, oh no, aaargh, sam is going to be killed by the evil black riders!
smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Arwen Melian]

Elijah Wood:Oh no...Peter Jackson took off his shoes again...when will that man ever learn...he's not a hobbit, besides hobbits don't have fungus.
The man next to him: I'm not saying anything

[TolkienGurl]

Frodo: OOH! That had to hurt!
*as Aragorn accidently hits himself with his own sword in a battle scene*

smilies/rolleyes.gif Yeah. I know. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Eruwen]

Elijah: {*gag*,cough) Ugh. Too...many...lembas. I think I'm going to be sick....

Man beside him: I told you and Sean that they weren't REAL lembas. Only stage props. And look at Sean now.

PJ: No!! Sean, Not all over the...(Noise in background)...Orc costumes. Ugh. Maintanence!!!

Sean: Hey, look on the bright side!! The costumes can't get any uglier anyways.

[Melichus]

Sorry to put up another so quickly, but the last one wasn't getting much action...

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/gandalf_helmsdeep.jpg

[Melichus]

As an unusually determined (and ugly) horde of Leggy-boppers overwhelm Orli, Ian McKellen steps in in full costume to break things up in the nick of time.

[Rose Cotton]

Gandalf: Wait! We surrender! *waves his white robes around* Look! A white flag!

[Amanaduial the archer]

lol j'adore that one rose!

aw! I love that elijah one! Man, you think youre over a crush then it comes rushing back when youve got ure back turned..

[Diamond18]

Gandalf: "I don't care if it's after Labor Day! I love white! Fight me if you dare, Fashion Police!"

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Gandalf: Oh drat! I just washed this robe!

[Precioussss]

*chains rattling* I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAAAST!!!!!

[Lindril Arvilya]

That one was lovely, Precioussss. Did I miss an "s"?

Legolas: No.... rabid fangirls!
*runs behind Gandalf*
Gandalf: What am I supposed to do?
Legolas: *peeking out from behind him* I don't know... wave your staff, make your robes billow, just scare them off!

[Mintyztwin]

"Back! Back you cannibals back!" To totally steal from Toy Story! smilies/biggrin.gif

Why Sir Ian McKellan doesn't have fan-girls.

[Maikadilwen]

OK, let's try this one....

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/LOTR_SEE_d4_066hr.jpg


Frodo: We wantssss it, yesss precioussss. It's mine, my own, my preciousss

[ November 19, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

[dragoneyes]

Merry: Pippin, quick, take the apple, Frodo's scaring me.
Pippin: Just a minute, I think Arwens calling me.

[Diamond18]

Pippin: "Look at the bug-zapper...it's really getting a work-out tonight."
Merry: "Have an apple, Pip?"
Frodo: "Dude, I saw you and Gandalf dipping that thing in poison, what are you trying to—"
Merry: "Shut up! Oh, Piiippin, pay attention. Doesn't this apple look delicious?"
Frodo: *to self* "Oh well, I never liked him anyway." *aloud* "Have the apple, Pip!"

I dunno, that was demented.

BTW, I thought the bit on the Special Features (which that pic is from) was pretty funny (funnier than my caption). Those guys had too much time on their hands...

[Arwen Melian]

Now that was funny dragoneyes and it looked like Frodo was on drugs.
Here is mine:
the New Yorker version(and no I'm not from manhattan)
Better yet, the ghetto version:
Pippin: Yo, that's Sam's girl..got a problem wid her brotha ..let's take it outside!

person Pippin is argueing with: Yo! You got issues man!You be comin out here and makin a fool out of your-bleep- self! What you be talkin about we are out side!Fool!
voices in the background: Jerry!Jerry!
(only americans would understand that..unless they have jerry springer in europe..I hate that show.)
Merry:here take this apple , throw it at him,
do it for sam, they did it in the book!
Frodo:That's a pretty apple...I want some(he tries to bite the apple, then misses; falling on Merry's lap)
the person pippin is argueing with:
Your family is whack! They be on drugs all the time!
Pippin: Come here you fool say it to my face!
bleep-bleep.

This is the first time I have made something like this, and I am nothing like this...trust me.

[Mintyztwin]

Merry: "Pippin, Pippin, hey Pip! [to Frodo] I think Viggo threw that last apple to hard.

Frodo: "I think you're right. Hit him with that apple, see if it helps."


Only 36 days till CHRISTMAS!!!

I am so waiting for someone to yell at me for saying that. I already got yelled at for saying it at school.

[Diamond18]

Actually, Arwen Melian, I found that rather funny, though I'm not that way either! I liked yours, too Mintyztwin. Throwing apples...it just amuses me.

Elijah: "Must....eat....something....starving!"
Dom: "Now, Lij, you know PJ wants you to have that 'wasted' look so people appreciate all the trails Frodo is going through. This apple is for Billy, he needs fattening up."
Elijah: "I...don't...care...must...have...sustenence."
Billy: "Mmmf...if I eat any more I'm going to explode."
*Elijah faints from hunger and Billy explodes, so Dom eats the apple—The End*

[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Elven Mistress]

Pippin: wow, Treebeard, you're looking better then ever!
Frodo: Pippin? Are you okay?
Merry: Yeah, Pip, we kinda got done with that scene months ago.
Pippin: Why hello Treebeard! Imagine seeing you here!

[hobbitlass]

MERRY: okay, Pip, take this apple and I dare you to nail Gandalf in the back of the head.
FRODO: Oh man, we are gonna get in trouble.
MERRY: He won't even know its us.
PIPPIN: Gandalf, huh, he's sitting on the rock over there, right?
MERRY: Yea now do it.
FRODO: Come on guys, I don't know about this.
*up pops left shoulder angel*
angel: stop them Frodo, you must.
*up pops right shoulder devil* (notice how he looks alot like PJ!)
devil: what are you? A CHICKEN? Have him do it. You won't get in trouble. DO IT DO IT!
FRODO: Do it, I mean don't, I mean go for it, I mean thats mean...
MERRY: I triple dog dare ya!
PIPPIN: yea okay, give it here.
angel: Good gracious, doesn't any of you frikkin people remember that saying about wizards?!

[Precioussss]

Merry: May I offer you an apple, Mister Peregrin?
Pippin: Nay, I turn up my nose at your meager sustinance!
Frodo *in a freaky igor-ish voice*: Master...Master Frodo likes apples give Frodo the apple...

[LePetitChoux]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/elves_council_of_elrond_half.jpg

[TealDude3]

Elf to the right: Correct your posture before Elrond sees you!
Legolas: I gotta crap!

[LePetitChoux]

Legolas: This!? This is all the Cloak of Rivendell is cracked up to be?! Eeeew! How style-cramping. Lorien-copying is that?!

Elf guy: Whatever. Just pretend to like it. I have an alergy to the fabric, abd you don't hear me complaining.

[LePetitChoux]

I just found this in an old post of mine:
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/elves_facingsauron.jpg

[dragoneyes]

any elf: Sauron please! If you want to do things like that, use the toilet! Or at least face in the other direction!

oh dear, how crude of me.

[AddictedtoRumil]

Caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/yawn.jpg

[Lindril Arvilya]

Frodo: Oh God, what's Sam doing?
Merry: I can't quite make it out....
Frodo: I'd be glad of that.
Merry: Maybe the cameras will catch it.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

For Elves pic:
Legolas: If I just shift a little to the... ah, there! The wedgie is gone!
Elf #2: I can't believe I got beat out of the role by this guy.

For Battle pic:
Elf in the middle (Gil-galad?): Hey guys! Let's pretend we're underwater.
Guy to the left: UG!

For Frodo pic:
Elijah: Getting up at 4 in the morning to get my Hobbit feet on is starting to get to me.

[Diamond18]

Frodo: "Look Merry...look at all the beautiful Elf-maidens."
Merry: "Um...Frodo...who is that guy standing next to you."
Frodo: "Who cares, I think I'm in heaven. Oh, that one's smiling at me!"
Merry: "What is that he's wearing? It's...*gasp* the One Wristwatch! One Watch to Time Them All!"

[Aranel]

Frodo: I wish none of this had happened.
Merry: What are you talking about? It's just a latex foot.They'll put it back on and you'll be fine!

[Elenna]

Frodo: Merry, have you ever noticed what nice legs Legolas has?

[Thulorongil]

New pic!

lordoftherings.net (http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/gallery/images/moria/moria11.jpg)

[Thulorongil]

darn! it didnt work!

how do you post pictures?

[dragoneyes]

me and guy in background of Merry and Frodo pic: Beats me!

[LePetitChoux]

Here is the step by step, foolproof method of posting a pic:
1) Choose the pic that you want and get it in its own window. (Click and hold on mac, I'm guessing right-click on PC)
2) Copy its complete URL (http://www. etc.etc.) at the top of the window.
3) In "new post" click on the little IMAGE icon to the lower right of the writing area.
4)Paste the URL of the image into the dialog box.
5) Click OK

Youre done!

[Eruwen]

To Post the pic that Thulorongil could not get...

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/gallery/images/moria/moria11.jpg

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Sam*phart* Oh! that's better!

[dragoneyes]

Sam: Cave trolls now? This is just not my day.

[Eruwen]

Sam: "I think I'm getting the hang of this..."

{Cave troll wacks him in the head.}

Frodo: "Sam!!!"

Sam: "Hullo Mr Frodo. Me and all of the little orcs around my head are going to take a short nap. Good bye..."

{Sam falls over}

[Max]

Sam: I knew I shouldn't have taken that acid before we started shooting.

Or

Sam: My God, your eyes are blue.

Or

Sam: NOOOOOOO, if Frodo dies I'll be the only one left to look angst ridden and adorable.

[Max]

C:\Documents and Settings\Lynette\My Documents\My Pictures\slide show pics

[Max]

http://64.4.22.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=0f9dec3ac5a7fdb482476e3118039009&lat=1038194869&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2elilithofsherwood%2e com%2fLij%2fOrli%2f

[gralin musicteeth]

Max, your picture is a red x. It's a nice red x though.

[LePetitChoux]

http://www.salamon.sk/Fantazia/images/clanky/122.jpg

[Elven Mistress]

Gimli: Bring it on! They don't look THAT sharp! And what could an ELF do to harm ME!!!!!!!!!! <pounds chest with fists>

[dragoneyes]

Gimli: You'll poke someone's eye out with that, if you're not careful!

[LePetitChoux]

This kind of reminds me of that part of Shrek where the villagers come to kill him and he extinguishes the torch of one. The guy says:
"Right..." and Shrek says
"This is the part where you run away..."

Aaanyway... http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Brinniel]

Sorry if this is a bit too early, but I just have to know what they're looking at. smilies/wink.gif

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_20021113103466625.jpg

[ November 26, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

[Arwen Melian]

Aragorn: Dont't move..I have have her hostage...one move and shes gone.
Eowyn: Help me..Faramir...he smells...
Faramir: Thats funny, usually handsome men don't smell so bad. Ah well...it's your loss...you were supposed to marry me..but no! You go after an engaged man...thats what you get and what you deserve...a smelly hannibal lector..hmph!

[gralin musicteeth]

Aragorn: *gulp* w-what is that?
Eowyn: is that what i think it is?
Aragorn: it cannot be...
Eowyn: can it?
Aragorn: mommy...
Eowyn: never thought i'd see the day...
Guy off camera: for God's sake you two! haven't you ever seen a bar of soap before?
Aragorn: it's eeeeevvvviiiillll....EEEEVVVVIIILLL!!!!
Eowyn: you do kinda need a bath...

please don't bash it too much...i actually had to think for that!

[dragoneyes]

Eowyn: Are you sure Gandalf should be doing that?
Aragorn: Don't say anything, just back away slowly.

EDIT: Why does it say 'The Exorcism' at the bottom? I am really slow today, dear me.

[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

[Brinniel]

EDIT: Why does it say 'The Exorcism' at the bottom?
I have no idea. I was kind of wondering that myself.

Eowyn: Who are those that approach from afar?
Aragorn: Rabid fangirls. They have been following us for months now.
Eowyn: They seem to be heading straight for you, Aragorn. No....wait. They're turning. Oh, look- there's Legolas. Wow, I've never seen him look so frightened. The fangirls seem to be closing in on him. Oh, oh- they're dog piling! Ouch, that's gotta hurt! Poor Legolas! Do you think we should go and help him, Aragorn?
Aragorn: Nah. Legolas can take care of himself. This is his 31st encounter with the fangirls and not once did anyone help him. And look- he's still in one piece. *shouts* Right, Legolas?
Legolas: Aaah! Please help me! I think I broke another rib. Uphh!!!!
Eowyn: Um, Aragorn, he IS asking for help, though.
Aragorn: What?! Don't tell me you believe him! That's just a game Legolas plays. If he really wanted to get rid of the fangirls, he would've just shot them with his bow a long time ago. *shouts again* Right Legolas?
*Legolas is unable to respond for he is unconscious and is being carried away by the rabid fangirls.*

[Diamond18]

Aragorn: "Look, Éowyn, it wouldn't kill you to do something with your hair. I'm thinking, if you don't want the trouble of braiding it you could go for a nice wedge cut. You know, the Dorothy Hamill look. Or, oh, I know! How about that short, spikey '80s pop look?"

Faramir: "I love your flowing hair just the way it is, Éowyn dear. Wouldn't it look striking if we stood atop the battlements of Minas Tirith and kissed, with our raven and golden tresses blowing together in the wind?"

Éowyn: "Oh come on, peoples, who would you pick?"

[Mintyztwin]

Eowyn: "Father?"

Aragorn: "Eoywn! Stay back! That . . . thing is not your father!"

Thing: "I am your angel, come to me angel of music!!!!" smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif

Just a slight Phantom reference!

[Lindril Arvilya]

I appreciate it. Phantom's my favourite musical.
****************
Gimli: *strikes karate pose* Back off! Get yer own sandwich!

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

(wow Aragorn looks REALLY good there!)

Aragorn: Do you know the muffin man?

Eowyn: The muffin man?

Aragorn:.....the muffin man

hehe, that just got stuck in my head..

[LePetitChoux]

Eowyn: Nothing happened. The would-be king here was just...

Aragorn wrenches an arrow out of her butt

Eowyn: Oooooowch!

smilies/rolleyes.gif I have Shrek on the brain smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Eruwen]

Ok, New Pic!! (I Hope this one has'n't been done yet) Caption this:
http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5161.jpg

[Raefindel]

Why does it say 'The Exorcism' at the bottom?

They must be watching Theoden coming to his senses.

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

Frodo: not only is the ring heavy, it also causes severe constipation! uuughhh!

[Diamond18]

You know, I think "The Exorcism" quote is supposed to mean that Éowyn looks like the little girl from that movie, or something.

Frodo: "Oh no, soap!"
Sam: "Don't worry Mr. Frodo, I'll take the bath in your stead."
Frodo: "You're a real pal, Sam."
Sam: "I know. But if I die in the ordeal, tell Rosie goodbye for me."
Frodo: "I'll do that."

OR

Frodo: "Oh dear, Faramir, it seems that our paths have crossed."
Faramir: "Drat, it will take hours to untangle them, and I have Haradrim to kill."

[Mintyztwin]

Frodo: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Sam."

Faramir: "Say what?"

[Arwen Melian]

Frodo: Dang! How many times do I have to tell you I'm an American...not a hobbit!
Get your hands off me I don't need a bath!
I don't smell!

[Elven Mistress]

Frodo: what did Gandalf do!
Sam: Umm, well, it's a very...interesting...picture.
Frodo: Sam! he DIED his hair PINK!
Sam: Yes, well, it looks very fitting on him.
Frodo: Oh, Sam...

[LePetitChoux]

http://www.a-arca.com/pipoca/news/images/pipoca_news_lotr_ttt_newpics_johnrhysdavies_gimli. gif

Gimli *gritted teeth*: There's-a-pink-frame-around-me-get-it-off-it's-intimidating-me.
smilies/rolleyes.gif I tried. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Elven Mistress]

Gimli: Humph! Elves, who needs them!

Legolas (from background): Humph! Dwarves! who needs them!

[Arwen_Evenstar]

'What do u mean I need to brush my hair? Its...a...um...unique(sp?)...style...anyway, I've lost enough combs in there already, and I wouldnt want to turn those poor birds who nest in there out into the cold...'

C'mon, gimmie a break I tried! smilies/confused.gif

[odd sneaker]

Pippin!Get your filthy hands away from my chocolate bar!null
smilies/frown.gif Lame but I tried...

[dragoneyes]

Gimli: By my axe! I'll kill the person who put this frame around me!

[Mintyztwin]

Gimli: One more short joke, and I'll show these jokers what a short ax can do!

[Sauron999]

"The siamese-twins Pippin and Merry always liked to play with daddys set of fireworks." Children, do not try this at home!

Well, ..... next one please.

[Sauron999]

well sorry that's for pic number 5, I didn't notice that we got on so far with this thread.

[Diamond18]

What does a girl have to do to find a picture of Smeagol and Deagol in a boat??? Man... Well, this isn't what I wanted to post, but it's something to show for the last hour...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1715000/images/_1716403_lord3.jpg

[ElentariGreenleaf]

OH MY WORD!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!?!

^that is the joke, hahaha, oh COMMON! laugh! LAUGH! MWAHAHAHA! LAUGH MY PUPPETS!!!

[Arwen Imladris]

How about: Ahhh! I got pen on my precious fingers! Oh nooo!

[dragoneyes]

Gimme the book, GIMME THE BOOK! *whispers to self* must autograph, must autograph *shouts* GIVE ME THE BOOK!

[Diamond18]

OH NO, NOT AGAIN! Moooom! How do you spell my name again? I always forget...

PS: Elentari and dragoneyes, I like your current sigs. smilies/wink.gif

[ December 05, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Finiel]

Elijah: Ok, this would be my new look in RETURN OF THE KING...........nice, huh? smilies/biggrin.gif


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what can i say? my brother said its corny.

[Tyler]

Oh no an avalanche of over commercialized merchandise is about to crush me but I MUST sing the book!!!

[Eruwen]

Ok, no one has posted in a while. So, here is a new pic!! smilies/biggrin.gif (Yes, everyone get excited.)

http://www.tolkien-movies.com/images/archive/humorous/southlandtimes-mallhobbits.jpg

My caption...
Billy: Elijah, are you ok?

Elijah: Oooh, yeah. I think so. That is some disgusting stuff!

Billy: I told you that greenery was just a decoration. Do I have food stuck in my facial-hair?
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Ok, go at it due to my lack of humor. I just thought the picture was funny...in a way.

[ December 07, 2002: Message edited by: Eruwen ]

[Nuranar]

Eruwen, I can't see your picture. smilies/frown.gif

[dragoneyes]

Nor can I.

[ElentariGreenleaf]

I can't either. Me thinks it wont show!

THANKS DIAMOND18!!!

[dragoneyes]

I don't really think it needed that many of us to say we couldn't see it. I would post a picture, but I haven't got time to look for one at the moment. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Maikadilwen]

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/ex17.jpg

[Maikadilwen]

All: Must...not...look...at...his...nose!!!

Gimli: Maybe if I just hide here behind Aragorn, that thing won't look at me.

[Eruwen]

Aw, dangit. I liked that pic too. Anyway, I might see if I can get it up next time. Anyway, ah, yes, caption!

Boromir: {Wispers} What is that thing sticking out of his teeth?

Legolas: {Wispers} I don't know, but maybe if we just sit here and look interested in what he's saying, he'll keep talking and eventually it will fall out.

Boromir: {Wispers} Good Idea. {To other Elf} Yeah, yeah. I agree completely. Go on...

[Diamond18]

Haldir (I'm guessing): "You must be exhausted after your ordeal...look at you all, you're turning blue!"

Gimli: "You're blue, too."

Aragorn: "That was not so courteous, stinkaroo!"

Boromir: "I think he's blue, too."

Legolas: "Yeah, me too."

Haldir: "It's your eyes. They're turning blue, so that everything you see looks blue to you."

Gimli: "We're blue, it's true, but so are you, yet our hue isn't worth this hullabaloo."

Haldir: "Wow, nice rhyme for a Dwarf. I'm impressed."

Gimli: "Thank you. My hidden talent is that I can rhyme on cue. By the way, I like your hairdo."

Haldir: "I like yours, too."

Aragorn: "All right, enough with the bonding. Are you going to let us through?"

Haldir: "Not until you and Boromir use some shampoo to get rid of that greasy residue."

Aragorn and Boromir: "Boo hoo hoo."

[ December 07, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Balin999]

Haldir to the others:
Come Oooon, guys! That was a joke! The Lady REALLY WANTS to meet you!
(whisper to Gimli: And you put on your helmet again, the Lady doesn't like weird haircuts)

[Thulorongil]

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/gallery/images/moria/moria8.jpg

[Thulorongil]

" is there something in my teeth???!!!???"

[engwaalphiel]

Random orc : "I smell a caption opportunity!"

or "Aragorn ? is that you out there ? *sniffs and can't stand the smell* well i see it is "

[dragoneyes]

some random mum walking past the poster says to her son: Now that's what happens when you pick your nose too much!

[Eruwen]

"The better to eat you with, my dear!"
------------------------------
Sorry. Random red riding hood moment there. Yikes...

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Orc: Err! Look at all those ugly humans on the other side of this screen. It's sickening. *chucks up*

[AddictedtoRumil]

Caption this!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/andrastedvd16.jpg

[dragoneyes]

Is that Bill the pony? Oh well.

Legolas: Here you are, nice juicy grass...
Bill: Oh geeze, grass, woohoo. Not like we're surrounded by it or anything, and you give it to me like you're doing me a favour, thanks ever so much. You're SUCH a good friend smilies/rolleyes.gif *gobble gobble*

[Diamond18]

No, I believe that is Arod, not Bill.

Legolas: "Grass! A single nibble can fill the stomach of a grown horse for a whole day!"

[Eruwen]

Really, Diamond? Cause I saw that picture on Bill's fan page {found here Bill the Horse (http://www.geocities.com/billthehorse2000/)) and it said that the horse was Bill the Pony. But oh well...ah, yes, a caption.

Bill: Mmmm......gooood graaaasssssss.....mmmmmmm I like this stuff it is soooo goo--

Legolas: Ow!!! Bill!!

Bill: Oh, sorry Elf guy, this grass is sooo gooood. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Elven Mistress]

Horsy: Yes, the grass is good
Legolas: So you'll do it!
Horsy: No, i refuse to jump through the fire - no matter how much you feed me!
Legolas: Oh c'mon!
Horsy: Okay then, let's see YOU jump through it, i'll follow!

[Diamond18]

I was sure that Bill did not have a white streak down his nose, though. Hmmm, oh well. Maybe that's just my mental image and I'm forgetting what he looked like in the movie.

Horse: "Bill, Arod, what's it matter? All the mares just call me Sexy Beast"
Legolas: "Yeah, whatever. Eat."

[Tyler]

Come on and take it. Everyone is doing it.

[dragoneyes]

Legolas: What a nice little horsy you are!
Bill: Shut up, eating.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

It's new pic time!!!!
http://www.psy-strike.com/db1.jpg

[Pookabunny]

Dominic: I wore this ridiculous shirt JUST for YOU.
Billy: I was YOUR idea!
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Dominic: I'm cooler than you because I wore this shirt and cross my hands like THIS.

Billy: NO! I can wrap my fingers around each other like THIS! See! Here is the church, here is the steeple...

[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Pookabunny ]

[Konarmi]

Do you smell that??

I know it was you.. bastard! smilies/biggrin.gif

[dragoneyes]

Dom: (in a ridiculus English accent) Do you think it's time for tea, ay whot?

Billy: (in an eaqually ridiculus accent) certainly do old chap.

[engwaalphiel]

Brilliant Dragoneyes !

Dom: (in a ridiculus English accent) Do you think it's time for tea, ay whot?
Billy: (in an eaqually ridiculus accent) certainly do old chap.


hehe!

Billy - pompously (as if) " im telling my mummy!"
Dom- (pouts) "well then you can't come to my birthday party!"
Billy "didn't want to come anyway!"
Dom - Good!
Billy (bursts into tears)

Ok that probably made no sense and was not funny at all but i tried


smilies/frown.gif

[Diamond18]

Dom: "I've never told you this before, but I love you, man."

Billy: "Have you been into PJ's special brew?"

Dom: "No! Well...yes...but that isn't the point...the point is...I...forgot what the point was..."

[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Arwen Melian]

Diamond, that was funny. I can actually picture them saying that...with their accents and all! smilies/smile.gif

[Elven Mistress]

Dom: You know you loved it!
Billy: Loved what?
Dom: *pause* You weren't paying attention!?
Billy: No...
Dom: Oh, neither was I...

[Eruwen]

{Billy stares at Dom. Dom stares back. Keeps going like this for many minutes.}

Billy: {starts to laugh}

Dom: Ha! I told you I could beat you.! Everyone knows that us British boys rule at staring contests.

Billy: No, I was laughing at you cause you have the most disgusting green glob in your teeth! Ha ha!!

[Rose Cotton]

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0167261/lotr2_2-14354.jpg

How about this one?

[Diamond18]

Gríma: "I wish I had a beard like that, just look at it blow in the wind...it makes him look so impressive...I'll bet that if I had a beard like that the women would flock to me and the men would obey my every command...just look at him...I'll bet under that beard he has a weak chin..."

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Saruman: *yawn* Go get me some coffee, Wormtail... whoops! I mean Wormtongue.
Wormtongue: *grumble* Why did I ever let him go see that Potter movie.

[dragoneyes]

Thankyou Engwaaphiel smilies/smile.gif

this was the first thing which came to mind when I saw that pic:

Saruman: I know I have but the body of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart of a king, and of a king of England, too.
Wormtail: huh?

[Brinniel]

*Saruman is singing opera*
Saruman: Joyful, joyful, we aren't joyful....*whispers to Wormtongue* Any fangirls yet?
Wormtongue: Nope, but an awful lot of your orcs seemed to be entranced by your beatiful voice. Keep singing!

[LePetitChoux]

Wormtongue: I don't know you!

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/112.jpg

MUAHAHAHAHA! http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/tales/grim.gif

[engwaalphiel]

"Didn't anyone ever tell you smoking can have terrible side-effects ?"

For the saruman wormtounge pic -

Wormtongue : Master we have a visitor.......
Saruman: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wormtongue Who is it my lord?
Saruman : It's my MOTHER!!!

Ok so saruman doesn't have a mother but hey!

[hobbitlass]

Left: How did you get this gig?

Right: I'm not sure. I was minding my own business, ruling my kingdom when a peddler comes along. He was selling rings and I thought 'ooh nice, man-rings' so I bought one. All of a sudden I'm dressed in these drab robes and hissing and riding all over the countryside looking for some punk named Packins, I mean Purser, no wait it's...oh sh*t I forgot. Anyhoo, what's your story?

Left: About the same. Want a smoke?

Right: No thanks. Kinda scared of fire after what that stupid king-in-hiding did.

Left: Allright, but you do know it takes care of that "sucking on lemons for a thousand years" look you've got going on.

[dragoneyes]

Right: Smoking will be the death of you.
Left: No, the ring was the death of me.
Right: Good point.

[Skippy the Nazgul]

"Bleeding costumes, so hot in here I can barely breath!"

"Cig?"

"Don't mind if I do . . . "

Don't worry if you don't get it, even I think it kind of lame.

Skippy smilies/evil.gif

[Diamond18]

Left: "Old Toby, the best in the Shire!"

Right: "I prefer Longbottom Leaf, myself."

[Lindril Arvilya]

Most of my pictures don't show up, so just go here (http://www.spiderwebart.com/images/art/102540.gif) and you'll see mine.

[Diamond18]

Does it show up when I post it?

http://www.spiderwebart.com/images/art/102540.gif

See, it works...

[ December 15, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[engwaalphiel]

Just thought i'd post this picture ! CAPTION IT ! hehe

http://www.images.scotsman.com/2002/11/14/1411s2b.jpg

smilies/smile.gif

[dragoneyes]

The Hobbits went marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah!

[engwaalphiel]

HEHE!
GANDALF :Now guys on three the macarana
Frodo : Has he been drinking ?

[Tyler]

Frodo: Is this floor slanted?
Sam: No, Gandalf was drunk when he took the picture.

[dragoneyes]

Good one Tyler.
For the Gandalf one:

Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn: Gandalf!
Gandalf: Greeyings! Have you shrunk since I last saw you Legolas?
Aragorn: Ahh yes, an unfortunate incident involving a group of orcs and a washing machine...
Legolas: *voice slightly higher than usual* Ai! Speak of it no more! For me the grief is still too near.

[Elven Mistress]

For the hobbits picture:

Sam: You expect us to wear THAT!
Aragorn: It's very stylish!
Pippin: But to a TEA party!
Legolas: I agree with the man! Just put it on!
Frodo: No!
Merry: I REFUSE to wear stockings!
Legolas: You won't have to! Look at me! I'm wearing it now and do i look funny!
Sam: That's what you ALWAYS wear!
Legolas: Exactly!

[Diamond18]

So many pics, so little time....

For Gandalf/Three Hunters pic:

Gandalf: "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, oo oo oo ah stayin aliiiiiii-i-i-iiiive!"
Aragorn: "That White Leisure Robe is so Third Age, Gandalf."
Gimli: "And that fairy elf dress-thingy you're wearing, Legolas, is scaring me to death."

For the Four Hobbits pic:

Sam: "Why are we standing in a row like this?"
Frodo: "Because we look so cool and intense. So look cool and intense and stop asking me questions. I want to concentrate on looking cool and intense."
Pippin: "At breakfast? Good heavens!"
Merry: "Our faces are blurred out, Pip...kind of reminds me of the time we were on COPS."
All Four: "Bad lads, bad lads, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

For the Haldir pic:

Haldir: "Face it, no matter how much preening you do, lady, I'll never be as cool as the hobbits or have as many fans as Legolas."
Lady: "There is still hope."
Hadlir: "Hope...what hope do you think I have left?"
Lady: "There's always Helm's Deep."
Haldir: "Go to Helm's Deep, but do not trust to hope...I have been foresaken by fans."

[ December 16, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[AddictedtoRumil]

Haldir pic:

Haldir: Make me look hot!
Lady: I'll try.
Haldir: But you don't understand i have to look REALLY HOT!!
Lady: This could take a while.

**Yes that was lame i know**

[dragoneyes]

I saw part of my quote in there Diamond smilies/smile.gif.

Lady: Is your ear supposed to be like that?
Haldir: Yes! Of course it is!
Lady: Really?
Haldir: YES!
Lady: alright alright, only asking.

[Tyler]

Lady: My lord Haldir just look at your split ends. How many times do i have to tell you to condition your hair?
Haldir: Sorry mom

[LadyElbereth]

Lady: *thinking* What IS that thing growing out of his ear?

[LePetitChoux]

The hobbits (singing in deep, barbershop quartet style voices and clicking their fingers):
---------------------------------------------------------------
Dooowap doo wap pappappap dooo
dooo doo doo
doo doo

Hobbits continue softly, while Frodo does his own little thing...
Frodo: Doodoo wap wap doo dooo didoodoo!

Aaaaanyway....I hope that made sense... smilies/smile.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

hey y'all, Im back! jez, 4 pages of captions have passed...

Haldir: *mutter mutter* Typical...bet that bleeding dwarf doesnt have to have this much bloomin makeup on, its embarrasing...ha, he has to have that asthma treatment though...breaths so damn loud, itd put anyone of their lembas...*mutter mutter*

sorry, its been a while ok?

[MerryBrandybuck04]

I have one for the previous one:

"I'm Tired!"

"I'm Hungry!"

"My Feet Hurt!"

"I got to go to the bathroom!"

[Elven Mistress]

Haldir (while looking in mirror): Am i supposed to be an elf!!!
Lady: yeah, yeah, cool your ears!

[Pookabunny]

Hair stylist lady person: You WHAT?!?!? That certainly didn't happen in the book!

Haldir: Yea no kidding!

y'all know what I'm talkin about... smilies/evil.gif

[Eruwen]

Ok, new pic time!!! (I just found this one.)

http://www.billyboyd.net/image/billy4.jpg

Billy (in funny accent): This is part of my SECOND breakfast. You see what I did there? I combined the movie and real life together!
{Anyone who has seen the behind the scenes stuff on the extended version of FOTR would get that. Lol. I love that part.)

[Aragorn2002]

god bless you Sam!
________
blonde girl Cam (http://www.girlcamfriend.com/webcam/blonde-girls/)

[Tyler]

Billy: I have my whiskey and thats all I care about and for the fifth time Orlando its a KILT.

[TolkienGurl]

Hey Diamond! Your Haldir one was HILARIOUS! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/smile.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

Billy: And this is where I drink my morning whiskey...

[ December 19, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

[Pookabunny]

Billy: Ooooh girl I gotta shave my legs...

[Diamond18]

Thanks, TolkienGurl. smilies/smile.gif I say it never hurts to mix and match quotes. smilies/wink.gif

Billy: "Oh sure the world is black and white now, but after a glass of whiskey everything will burst into brilliant color. And then the munchkins mob me and scream 'You're the coolest hobbit ever!'...but that's a different story. Cheers!"

[Elven Mistress]

Billy: *starts singing* Oh never oh never oh never again if i live to one hundred or one hundred and ten i fell to the ground and i couldn't get up after drinking a pint of that Johnny Jump Up!

~For those of you who don't know, Johnny Jump Up is a song by Gaelic Storm...~

[Diamond18]

http://www.dvdtown.com/images/cover/screen_shots/10697_5.jpg

Frodo: "Hold on! I just want to count your teeth!"
Gollum: "Teeth, precious? But we only has six!"

[ January 02, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Ebony]

Frodo: Sam's mine, Gollum. You're just gonna have to find your own boyfriend!

[Tyler]

Gollum: Stop stop stop your standing on my foot.

[Rose Cotton]

Gollum: Your just jealus because I'm an increadibly believable CGI character.

[Diamond18]

Frodo: "Ha, now I've got you right where I want you...say hello to Sting!"
Gollum: "Uh...hello Sting..."
Frodo: "Now say, 'nice master'."
Gollum: "Nice master..."
Frodo: "Now say 'Nice Master Frodo is the greatest'."
Gollum: "Nice Master Frodo is the greatest..."
Frodo: "Now say 'I worship Nice Master Frodo'."
Gollum: "We worship Nice Master Frodo, yesss we do, precious."
Sam: "When you're done with your power trip, Frodo, I'd really like to get up, because there's a sharp jagged rock lodged between my vertibrae."
Frodo: "Now say, 'Nice Master Samwise has a rock in his verti—'...oh, right, sorry Sam..."
Gollum: "Nice Master Samwi—"
Sam: "Oh just shut up, Gollum."

[ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Erana]

Frodo:I SAID DON'T MENTION THE WEEKEND B4 WE LEFT THE SHIRE SAM!
Gollum (in british accent): My name good sir is 'Gollum' not Sam! Although looking at THAT hobbit 4 over a year I'd call Galadriel Sam!
Sam: shut up!

[TealDude3]

Legolas: Is that you Haldir, I can't tell because it's so dark.

(lame)

[Erana]

Legolas: you accused me of having a fling with Erana!
Haldir: hey she's my sister hence I stole her key to her diary I read everything!
Legolas: Let me see..*reads diary*..Hey that's A hobbits tale! You numbskull!
Haldir:Oops.

[Carlas]

Legolas(thinking):Whats that green thing in his teeth!?!

[ December 28, 2002: Message edited by: Carlas ]

[Pookabunny]

Legolas: This is my gopher face. Man I wish I had bigger teeth!

[My Cat Sasha]

http://www.fantasyplanet.cz/gfx/pictures_clanky/lotr_gal_velky_200212242355212890.jpg

Have fun with this image. ^_^

Frodo: Sam? Could you help me over here?
Sam: What? And lose the staring contest? NEVER!
Gollum: Stupid hobbitses.

[Carlas]

Sam:Is this how HP made that polyjuice potion?
Frodo:Theres some beetles in here!
Gollum: No stupid hobbitses! You needs frog legsessssss!

[hobbitlass]

Oooooh, we is gonna eat you, fat hobbit.

[Diamond18]

Gollum: "What's 'taters', eh precious? What's 'taters'?"
Sam: "Taters by Samwise...it's a beauty potion. Try it."
Gollum: "Eek! I'm so deathly afraid of becoming pretty! Ehehehehehe!" *runs away, leaving a trail of hairpins in his wake*

[dragoneyes]

Gollum: I thinksses we have a liver problem, our sskin is yellow, and it hurtses usss.
Sam: Here, try some of this. It's special homemade medicine, a recipe of my old Gaffer.
Frodo: You don't want to eat that! There's some leftover painkillers, from the ones Elrond gave me, in here.

[Elven Mistress]

Frodo throwing up in the background: Sam!
Sam: Not now, Mr. Frodo!
Frodo: SAM!
Sam: Mr Frodo!
Frodo: Your soup! You poisoned me!
Sam glares at Gollum: You poisoned him!
Gollum stares at Frodo: You poisoned yourself!
Frodo glares at Sam: You poisoned me!
They go around in circles, accusing each other of poisoning Frodo as he lays down to die.

[the real nazgul]

new! new! NEW! from tiger electronics that manufactures other fine products comes.... the sam-o-matic! listen to him as he repeats annoying phrases like "frodo! sir frodo! master frodo!" and can follow you accurately if you mention the words "I'am going to mordor-stay here!"

Now at a retailer near you: the sam-o-matic compatible gollum toy!(as shown in picture). with infra-red connections and stunningly realistic voices, these two can argue away at pronounciations like "PO-TA-TOES!" with increasing pleasure! They even keep eye contact!

For only £19.99, you can own the pair, and get a FREE cauldron which makes bubbling noises when you put water in it! Its a must-have! Own YOURS today!

[AddictedtoRumil]

the last pic that i posted sucked this one is better
http://www.full-bloom.net/images/legolas/63.jpg

[Thulorongil]

uh, that picture didn't work Rumil-addiction

for the pic before Sam with the pot:

Frodo: Look Sam, I'm gonna kill Gollum! you happy now?

Sam: Sorry Mister Frodo, I'm a little busy trying to figure out a way to avoid this "DVD TOWN" sign that is falling on me while you are sitting on my leg!

[Diamond18]

"Waltz with me, Gandalf."

Edit: Oh well, AtR's pic was working a second ago. Legolas had his hand on Gandalf's arm and was giving him a funny look.

[ December 29, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[AddictedtoRumil]

Edit: Oh well, AtR's pic was working a second ago. Legolas had his hand on Gandalf's arm and was giving him a funny look.

I think Thulorongil was talking about that other pic i posted cuz this one is working

[My Cat Sasha]

Some sites won't allow you to post their pictures on other servers. Just post the image url so people can go to it.

[Eruwen]

Legolas: Gandalf, are...are you ok? Maybe you should go lie down. An older man like you needs to stop and rest every 30 minutes doesn't he?

Gandalf: Oh, shut up you prissy Elf! Leave me alone or I will throw you down the well with that Fool of a Took over there.

{Legolas backs up slowly and runs away laughing.}

[My Cat Sasha]

Legolas: Now just step to your left... a little further, your're almost to the cliff-I mean, the road...
Gandalf: Thank you, Legolas! This confounded hat is in my eyes again...

[Thulorongil]

That is what I meant. Sorry to cause confusion!

To add to Eruwen's gandalf & Leg caption:

Legolas walks over to Merry: Gandalf says he actually threw Pippin into the well!! hahaha! And he sounded like he meant it, too! man, he's gotta stop smoking that pipe-weed! *walks away laughing and laughing...

Merry nods in that "yup, okeedokee" way as legolas walks away.
He leans over the wall he's sitting next to and shouts down: "Found a handhold to climb with yet?"

a scottish accent replies," nope, but i'm gonna keep looking!" then mutters to himself,"fool of a took my foot! In saying that he implied that i was a fool compared to other tooks...

[Diamond18]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/smeagol_deagol.jpg

Sméagol: "Déagol, my love..."
Déagol: "Oh, don't say that. You're just asking for a bunch of juvenille gay jokes. Why can't you say 'Déagol, my pal' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol—"
Déagol: "—'Déagol my buddy' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol—"
Déagol: "—'Déagol my friend' or—"
Sméagol: "Déagol!"
Déagol: "What?"
Sméagol: "Don't worry about it. I'm lying, and I'm going to kill you in a moment or two."
Déagol: "Oh...okay...I guess."

[My Cat Sasha]

Sméagol: What's that?
Déagol: It's a worthless piece of junk.
Sméagol: Oh. Well, we best not litter. We should dispose of it in the proper trash receptical.
Déagol: I wonder if it can be recycled.

[the real nazgul]

"Err, excuse me, but we need that ring for a WEDDING! the vicar is kindly waiting for it so please hand it over to him so we can carry on. And stop muttering "precious" please. hello? HELLO?"

[Elven Mistress]

Smeagol (or the one with the ring): Watch, Deagol my friend! Watch me levitate it!
*A few moment go by and nothing happens*
Deagol: just give it to me

[LePetitChoux]

The one wth the ring is Deagol. Smeagol is the one who looks like Gollum. smilies/smile.gif

Smeagol: Oh my god.
Deagol: What?
S: That would go so well in my new kitchen!
D: Well I found it and it is going in my kitchen.
S kills him and gets a noce kitchen.
The end.


That was random kitchen talk...hmm...I must be hungry. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[dragoneyes]

Deagol: *dreamily* Do you think that if I put this ring close enough to my face I'll go cross-eyed?
Smeagol: *dreamily* Yes, of course... What? What are you on about? Just gimme it will ya?

[Sindafalathiel]

Smeagol: oOoOo...shiny...
Deagol:NO! MINE! MINE I SAY!
S:need...shiny...
D:IT'S MINE!
S: *stabs Deagol and steals the ring* MINE NOW!! MWUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Maylin]

Smeagol: pretty precious...GIVE IT TO ME!!
Deagol: No! Then you'llbecome evil and corrupt, and you'll get it stolen from you and you'll follow it to Mt. Doom and fall in when it's distroyed. ( looks down at the ring) On second thought, it's all yours.

[hobbitlass]

Deagol: How precious, I wonder if it could be melted down to make me some teeth?
Smeagol: We wants it, we only has six!

Question: Is that Andy Serkis as Smeagol? I honestly can't tell.

[ December 31, 2002: Message edited by: hobbitlass ]

[Diamond18]

It sure looks like it to me, but I read somehwere that "Young Sméagol" was played by a guy named Joel Toebeck. But then I read somewhere else that Andy Serkis was looking forward to having his own face on screen in RotK. And it looks like Andy Serkis (I've watched the Oliver Twist in which he plays Sikes about 3 times...that is I've watched it 3 times, not that he played Sikes 3 times...are you following this? Anyway, I'm just saying I know his face pretty good...but he needs a porkpie hat to really clinch it...)

[Diamond18]

Déagol: "Hey, look what I found!"
Sméagol: "What is it, Déagol my love? Is it tasty? Is it crunchy? Is it scrumptiously munchable?"
Déagol: "Actually, I think it's an alloy of metal and consumate evilness...but I could be wrong."

[hobbitlass]

Thank you, Diamond18, for the Andy Serkis info. I have to laugh because when I was thinking up my caption, I too thought about scrumptiously crunchable and them wanting to eat it. So, do great minds think alike?! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Diamond18]

Either that or great stomachs. smilies/wink.gif

[galadriel'smaiden]

Singed, but still alive! Now let's blow up a tent!

Unknown to most, merry and pip are pyromaniacs!

[Diamond18]

Make way...new pic comin' through...

http://a552.g.akamai.net/f/552/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/ew/dynamic/imgs/021107/164433__1lotr_l.jpg

Frodo felt very close to Arwen after she rescued him from the Ringwraiths...

[dragoneyes]

Arwen: Ok Frodo, I love you too... Frodo?... Frodo! You're strangling me!
Frodo: I know.

[Nevfeniel]

Liv: Elijah, I think you have a pimple.

[Pookabunny]

For the first time in his life, Elijah Wood gets touched by a woman. And he likes it!