Crazy Captions

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_21.jpg


Eomer already greatly despises Wormtongue, but now he is truly afraid having seen him wearing one of Eowyn's dresses.

[THE Ka]

Eomer: What? WHAT?! you mean to tell me that the Gap of Rohan is closing for the battle of middle earth? Oh no! now where i am i going to ever find that deal on leeterhosen?!

A soldier: I'm sorry sir! but i... i...

Eomer: What!? Sit it out.

A soldier : Well, they had a last minute closing sale and well i... i... BOUGHT THE LAST PAIR OF LEETERHOSEN!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

heh... revendge of the Ka's undeniable lame jokes. smilies/evil.gif

" I feel so pretty, oh so pretty, and witty, and bright. and i pitty any girl who thinks she's prettier than me! Lalala la lala la lala!"
- Wayside Story

[THE Ka]

this is for the picture of merry.

It's a hobbit's newest trend... Pirce your tongue with elvish trinkets!

Merry(with a rather swollen tongue): bis is kool... band it batches by eyes!

[Meela]

Grima: kissy, kissy, kissy... *smooch*

Eomer: no, no... banish me, kill me... anything but a kiss from you! Aaaaagh!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

For Pip...

Merry: Elven brooches come in pints?

---------or---------

Pip: Look! My tongue turns into leaf!

For the surprised Eomer...

Eomer: I didn't look at Arwen! I swear!
Random Rohirrim(mutters): Peeping Tom...

I'm seeing quite a few signatures that feature me pop up around here Keep 'em coming!


*idea*

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[ 10:30 PM November 28, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

[Elennar Starfire]

Eomer, wondering where the heck that strange music was coming from, went wandering about Meduseld until he finally found the source, Grima's room. Overcome with curiosity, he entered (without knocking, which was quite rude of him) and discovered something which would give him nightmares for months. Grima had found a bright red jacket and was playing a CD of Michael Jackson songs at a high volume, singing along, and dancing. Eomer then got an expression on his face something like this: smilies/eek.gif

(This would definately give me nightmares for months!) Scary...*shudders*

[Feared Half-Elf]

Why is the Rohirrim's hand on my *ss?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Éomer: Éowyn...touching Grima's chest hair...the horror...

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[Finwe]

Eomer: HANDS! HANDS IN STRANGE PLACES!!!!

(For the Pippin picture.)

Pippin: What do you mean, Lembas is the stuff inside the leaves, not the leaves themselves?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Catherine]

What is that strange awful smell....o wait that was me!

[Anything but Arwen]

Eomer suddenly realised who took the last cookie from the cookie jar...

[doug*platypus]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_21.jpg
Whoa! That was some BAAAD Ganja!! Obvious, but you asked for it... well, what would you think if you saw that crazy exorcism scene?!

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 7:20 PM December 11, 2003: Message edited by: doug*platypus ]

[Anything but Arwen]

Can we have a new pic, whoever's in charge of pic-postingness..?

[Finwe]

Here's the link to a pic, and a rather interesting-looking one, to be sure:

Drug Deal? (http://imladris.nu/claudio/aadeal.jpg)

Legolas: I'll kiss you if you give me that last bottle of L'Oreal, Galadriel.

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_5.JPG


Faramir's assistant, sorry I don't know his name I'll just call him Jim! smilies/tongue.gif

Faramir looks down at the game board: 'Jim, where have all the LOR Risk game pieces gone to?'
Jim: 'Well I..' starts biting on his finger nervously

Faramir: 'Well!?'

Jim: 'I...uh... I might have eaten a few of them...or more like all of them'

Faramir shakes his head and turns to his other men 'I told you to watch him to make sure he doesn't eat any more game pieces!! That's the second time this week!!'

*Turns to Jim and starts scolding him like a dog that's torn up the couch or made a mess on the carpet.

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:12 PM December 14, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

[lord_of_rohan2003]

Eomer:Wha-wha-what do you mean theres no such thing as Santa Clause...

or

Eomers first night in prision was a day he would like to forget.

[lord_of_rohan2003]

Faramir(in a richard simmons voice):Ok we'll plant the roses here,the tulips here and the daisys here.Oh and you know what I always wanted a gazzebo right here that would look so precious and...

Guy on the right:um sir..this a war room meeting...

or

Guy on the right thinking:Phew!when he beefs he sure can stink the plase up quick.

[Meela]

Faramir: okay, so the orcs chase us up here, and we run over here... and they skip behind us, and we jump over them... then we all run around in circles, and we sneak up behind them, and... and... tietheirshoelacesinaknot!!! *spins round in circles*

Other man: Okay, maybe I shouldn't have installed that pepsi machine after all...

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:14 PM December 14, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[doug*platypus]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/faramir/ttt_faramir_5.JPG Well, no, I mean it looks great! You've got the candles, this tablecloth's really nice. I'm just saying that... well, it's not much of a romantic dinner... if there's no dinner. Hmm... I see your point.

[Arothir]

"So Aragorn, you're saying we should have went to the rest stop on Intestate 321? So if we make this detour, we should arrive at the Pelennor fields on time?"

[Oddwen]

Faramir: I dunno, I still think this wallpaper goes better with the baseboards.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Other man: No, NO, NO! Faramir, that's not the proper way of folding table napkins!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Random guy: It's dreadful, dreadful I tell you! You need to shade there, not there! And that flower so looks like a, a, well, I'm not even sure what it looks like!

[Silmiel of Imladris]

OWWWW! Paper Cut!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Other man(who I'll refer to as Bruce from now on): Faramir, did you steal my Playboy: Shieldmaidens' edition again?
Faramir: S-s-sorry. Can't help it...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*As Faramir and Bruce catch up on the latest football scores, an unseen man sneaks up behind them.*

Boromir: "Keep...on...tiptoes. Must...nab...sweeties!"

[Feared Half-Elf]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_2.jpg

Theoden: What do you mean you aren't wearing anything under that kilt?

[Anything but Arwen]

For the Legolas pic

Legolas: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Aaaaaaand for the other pic...

Faramir: *looks at map* Wait! This isnt Minas Tirith?!?!

[lord_of_rohan2003]

Theoden:Hey your right I do have dandruf!I better switch to head and shoulders.

Or..

Theoden:Allright young man I told you enough times to turn off the video games and go to bed!

And for that earlier pic of Aragorn and Eowyn:

Aragorn:So Princess Eowyn I see that your schuartz is as big as mine...

[lord_of_rohan2003]

Wait heres another one!

Theoden:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK FAT IN THIS OUTFIT!

AND....

Never,ever,come between Theoden and favorite bouncy ball

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:01 PM December 16, 2003: Message edited by: lord_of_rohan2003 ]

[Esgallhugwen]

Orc: Theoden I am your mother!
Theoden: Don't you mean father?
Orc: nope I do mean mother.
Theoden: Ok then just checking. *makes a dramatic face*
'NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'

[Meela]

Home cooking: the Rohirric way. Messy, but satisfying. Tastes great with basil.

[Catherine]

Theoden:Hey look at me I can dance!
Orc:No I am the best dancer in the world!*Does backflip*
(Sorry it sucks but that was what I though of when I saw this pic)

[Elennar Starfire]

Theoden: For the hundredth time, no I will not marry you! Now go away!

Theoden: What do you mean you aren't wearing anything under that kilt?

Oh, but he is. Shoes and socks. smilies/evil.gif

I just had another thought!

Theoden: That music is so annoying, it's making me twitch! *grabs bagpipes and throws them off the cliff*

(That's a quote from my word processing teacher, one day when I was playing bagpipe music in the computer CD player)

[Finwe]

Theoden: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7 and 8!

Orc: *painfully tries to copy his moves*


Theoden: There! I told you I could teach you the Official Table Dance of the Rohirrim in under two minutes!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Theoden: Hold still, theres a spider on your shirt.
Orc: Where? *Looks down*
Theoden: *Thwack!*

[candlelight]

topic edited becaus SOME ppl find it offensive...estel you have a dirty dirty mind...shame on you

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:53 AM December 18, 2003: Message edited by: candlelight ]

[Lindril Arvilya]

Theoden: Just... hold... still... I'll just take a little off the top...

Lindril (a head isn't that big) Arvilya

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Théoden: Haha! Beat you to the flying jelly doughnut!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
-&gt;Elenrod

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden: *in thick Yorkshire accent* "Ooh! Me gammy shoulder! You'll pay for that, I say you'll pay for that!"

Sorry about that. Bernard Hill's voice does amuse me.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Here's another one, people!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/FARAMIR/ttt_faramir_23.jpg

Faramir: The horror! Aragorn is washing his hair! And having a shave! *Faints*

[Finwe]

Faramir: The Steward's been at the flamethrowers again! Minas Tirith burns!!!!!!!!

smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Nimrothiel]

"No!!!! Aragorn's kissing Eowyn! She's supposed to be mine!"

[lord_of_rohan2003]

After sitting down Faramir,to his horror,now rembers were he left his dagger at...

Or...

Faramir:Father!Please close your robe up!

Eh,not my best,I wish the OWW!My toe wasnt allready used...
smilies/wink.gif

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:07 PM December 19, 2003: Message edited by: lord_of_rohan2003 ]

[Naz]

All I can think for the Faramir pic is: "FARAMIR! We're falling up your nostrils!! LOWER YOUR YOUR HEAD!!"

Ok, that wasn't funny.

[Meela]

Faramir: Noooo!! They're dropping the pizza!

Man in corner *muttering*: I told him those Nazgul weren't reliable...

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Faramir: HOME BEHIND!! THE WORLD AHEAD!!! THERE ARE MANY PATHS TO TREEEAAD!! THROUGH SHA--

Denethor: Stop trying to impress me with your singing!! I asked Pippin to sing, not you!

[Anything but Arwen]

Never,ever,come between Theoden and favorite bouncy ball

*snigger*

As for Faramir...well, the only thing I can say to that, for anyone who was involved with the Guestbook (Meela, Penn, I'm looking at you here...)

Faramir: "SQUIRRELS!"

[Oddwen]

Faramir: YOODLEYOODLEYOODLEY-OOO!

Denethor: Now I really wish I'd sent you instead of Boromir!

[Faenaduial]

Oh my goodness, I broke down when I saw the picture of Farimir.

All I could think of was a discussion I was recently involved in regarding birds. After having some birds bless our car, someone told us that large birds do not poop while they are flying. With that thought in mind and remembering the Nazgul riding their winged beasts all I could think of was Farimir looking up and yelling:

"In coming!!!"

[THE Ka]

Faramir: RUN! IT'S THE PINK CLOTHED NAZGUL AND HIS EVIL STEAD MY PRETTY PONY!

Sorry, Faramir disgust me. He could of put his' Ka to better use...

" What's this? What's this? There's laughter all around! What's this? What's this? There's no evil to be found! Children are throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads?"
- Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas

[THE Ka]

This is for the picture of Faramir looking at the Map.

A announcer speaks from the background:

IF YOU LOVED Queer eye for the straight Guy.... YOU'LL JUST LOVE Queer eye for the Straight Guy : Middle Earth WITH YOUR MAIN HOST FARAMIR!


heh. my lame jokes strike yet once again...

[Anything but Arwen]

Elrond: ....Where are you thinking of sticking that?!

smilies/evil.gif

Also, for the pic thats a few frames after this one, I can just see Aragorn saying:

Ooo!! Pointy!

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Elrond and Aragorn (http://groups.msn.com/AaylasPlace/elven.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=89)

Ok I messed up the link so I am thinking that Anything but Arwen is responding to this one. Sorry.

This is just what I expected Elrond to say at this part and it made me giggle.

Aragorn: There are not enough men.

Elrond: Not enough men?!! And what happened to my army that I lent you? Oh yes, yes, I remember... THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!!

&lt;font size=1 color=339966&gt;[ 1:21 PM December 21, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]&lt;/font&gt;

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:23 PM December 21, 2003: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]

[Finwe]

Elrond: Onen I Estel Edain...


Aragorn: WHAT did you call my mother?????? *draws sword*


Elrond: *sigh* Aragorn, you should have paid more attention to your Sindarin lessons, instead of going out riding with Elladan and Elrohir.


Aragorn: Sorry. *sheepish grin*

[Legolas*is*a*hotty]

Aragorn: Open wide.

Faramir: Your not the dentist!!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

For the Faramir thing...

Faramir: Aaaaah...Drop it now! I'm waiting!

Boromir: Damn jelly doughnut...stuck in my sleeve...

For the recent one:

Elrond: Mr. Dûnadan, welcome back...wait, is that a sword? Maybe we can discuss this in a civilized... *slash*

Aragorn: Stupid schizoprenic half-elf...

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
-&gt;Elenrod

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 11:34 PM December 22, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

[Esgallhugwen]

Aragorn: "I told you Faramir that if you make that kind of face for a long time it would freeze that way!"

Faramir: "'ou 'ight I 'ould 'ave istened 'oo 'ou"

(Translation: you're right I should have listened to you.)

[Lhunardawen]

For Faramir's pic:

Faramir: Nai yarvaxea rassel... oops, wrong line!

Sorry, I'm just all-of-a-suddenly (?) addicted to that line...
smilies/smile.gif

[Potatothan]

Gondorian soldier:Orcs are cmoing from the river!!!!
Faramir: Big deal we can take em.
Gondorian soldoer: Thei mother's in law are with them.
Faramir: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

Diclaimer:'It's a steriotype, mother's in law can be nice. smilies/biggrin.gif

~Potatothan

[Anything but Arwen]

Elrond: Onen I Estel Edain...

Aragorn: WHAT did you call my mother?????? *draws sword*

*splutter*

Oh! I dont know if you know, but that line was the last thing Aragorn's mother said to him before she died, so that either makes it rather twisted or doubly funny! Well done...Ack! I just spilt my drink everywhere!

EDIT: Drink spillage caused some minor typos..

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 3:16 PM December 24, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Finwe]

Don't worry, I knew exactly what that line meant and who said it in the Books. I remembered in the VSD of Aragorn that his Elvish isn't quite good, so I decided to play on that a bit. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

Ah, lol, Ok...yes, he had a bit of trouble with "Hannon lle", didnt he?!
Actually, does anyone know if Cassie Claire's working on any new VSD for TTT and ROTK..?

[Finwe]

No idea. I'm sure you can email her and ask her though.

[lord_of_rohan2003]

Aragorn as he's pulling out his sword:And I say,for the last time,Balrogs DO have wings....

[Carlas]

*Falls over laughing*

[Gamja]

Elrond: There IS no sword.

Aragonr: yes there is, i'm holding it.

Elrond: *sigh* didn't Legolas tell you anything?

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/thefellowship/ttt_frodofaramir_1.jpg


Frodo: Oww, why did one of your men shoot me? All I said was I had to go to the little Hobbit's room!

Faramir: I am so sorry

yes little hobbit's room sounds kinda gay but I'm trying to make it a bit more funny smilies/confused.gif smilies/wink.gif

or
Frodo: you broke my hand!, what did I ever do to you?!

*(doesn't it really look like Elijah (Frodo) is in pain? wonder what happened)

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 12:00 AM January 04, 2004: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

[Airehiriel]

Frodo: Wait, I...I think I'm going to be sick! You have to let me go!

Faramir: Aww, come on Frodo! You tried that one twenty minutes ago. We are going to Gondor, so quit playing around!

Frodo: Uhhh, the ring! I think the ring is going to be sick! You have to let me go!

Faramir: *rolls eyes* Get going!

[Finwe]

Frodo: Ow! Crap! Stupid dime-store Phial shattered in my hand!

Sam (off of the camera): Oh Mr. Frodo! Let me get you a Band-Aid! Oh wait, we aren't supposed to have Band-Aids, are we?

Faramir: SPARKLIES!!!!! *stares at the shards of the Phial stabbing Frodo's hand*

[Gamja]

frodo: stupid push pop! they always get stuck on my hand!

faramir: ooh, push pop! can i have it?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo(scratching through skin and muscles): Must get stupid flea out...
Faramir: Doesn't that hurt?

---------or---------
Frodo: Augh! You slashed my wrist!
Faramir(looks concerned): Are you all right? (thinks) Damn, I missed!

-&gt;Elenrod

[Aiya]

Frodo: But, but, we gotta stop! I got a really bad splinter!
Faramir: Look, just get moving-
Frodo: No, I'm serious this time! It huuuuurts!!!
Faramir: Would you like me to get it out with the tip of my sword?
Frodo: I'll keep moving, I'll keep moving. &lt;mutters&gt; Faramir's a big bully. I'm gonna tell Sam on him.

[Aredhel Ar-Feiniel]

Faramir: Look Frodo! It's just a scorpion bite! I swear, you are such a baby.

[Meela]

Frodo: *sniffle* but all I have is 3 pennies...

Faramir: look... if it means that much to you, I'll lend you the rest. Now go and get the darned balloon, and let's get moving!

[Alatariel Telemnar]

For the Aragorn/Elrond one:

Elrond: The time has come for the killing of the ki- wait, what the he--y?!... where did that come in? *takes out script and flips through some pages*

Aragorn: Killing of the whaa? wait, wait, wait, wait... was there a rewrite? *snatches script* killing of the king? when did that come in? WRITERS!!!


For the Faramir/Frodo one:

Frodo: Ow!!! Papercut! Dude, Fammy, why did you have to give me those legal documents to sign saying that I will look over Gollum?! OWW!!!!

Faramir: ooh, Im sorry. erm... *rushes around* let me get you something... erm... does anyone have a band-aid?!

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Meela, that three pennies thing killed me! Thanks!! Okay, here's my attempt.

Where Will You Be When Your Laxative Starts Working?

Or...

Frodo: Oh goodness!! What is this round shiney thing???!? TELL ME!!!

Faramir: Errr...that's the One Ring...Frodo are you alright?

[Elennar Starfire]

Frodo: It's stuck! I can't get it off! Help Me! Sam! Where's Sam?

Faramir: What's stuck? I can help!

Guy in the background: Never seen a Chinese Finger trap before, eh? *snickers*

[lord_of_rohan2003]

Faramir:Look Frodo,I told you if you put your hand through the fence that dog would bite you.

or..

Faramir:Look!It's not my fault that PJ totally rewrote my script and forced me to stick that dagger through your hand..Honestly!!

Meh,not my funniest.But it will do till I think of something funnier.

[Anything but Arwen]

Frodo: *in suitably whiny voice* Owww! Paper cut!

Faramir: Awww, did the wickle hobbit hurt his pinkie? Does he want a pwaster?

Frodo: *glare*

[Feared Half-Elf]

Faramir: I can't have that donut?
Frodo: *snaps* No! *Under breath* hehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe, all part of my plan to make him eat cabbage...

[The Saucepan Man]

Frodo: *sniff* But I've always wanted to see Osgiliath.

Faramir: OK, Frodo, stop your crying. I'll take you there, if that's what you really want.

Now that explains a lot. smilies/evil.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Fire-Galad]

Frodo-Faramir! If you really wanted the Ring, you could have asked befor stabbing me!
Faramir-Sorry.(to himself)Stupid hobbit. You're suppose to die!

[Nimrothiel]

Man, everybody did the obvious "paper cut" one. smilies/mad.gif Oh well.

Frodo: "Ow! The Ring burned me!"

Faramir: "Ring?"

Frodo: "Did I say ring? I meant bing, as in 'Bing' cherries which Sam made a tasty cobbler out of. Would you like some?"

Faramir: "Uh...sure."

Frodo(thinks): "Man, that was close!"

Faramir(thinks): "I know you said ring you stinkin' midget, and I'm gonna figure out why you think it's so important."

[Dancing_Hobbit]

Faramir: Hey Frodo, I'll trade you my bow for the -
Frodo: No! It has to be destroyed, don't you see?
Faramir: But I would destroy it...
Frodo: This task was appointed to me!
Man in the back: Relax you two, it's just chocolate!
Frodo and Faramir: But it's the last piece!

ok, not funny, but all I could think of was food...
smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Mad Baggins]

Frodo: *picks up large beetle* Hello there little fella! Well, aren't you the cutest little...AHH! TEETH!

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 8:26 PM January 15, 2004: Message edited by: Mad Baggins ]

[THE Ka]

well here you guys go, you little brats...
this is who i like, and why. you can make fun of me as much as you want. But, i'll still have my sanity. Wait a minute, let me check, no.nope. i don't have that anymore.
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/M/MorgaineDax/1039046223_emptedcopy.jpg

the ka (to herself): Yah, i like him. He doesn't sound all that evil... at least he's not Denethor... sorry Meela, Denethor's sanity is like a deer in the headlights... smilies/rolleyes.gif
i wonder how he'd look in a leezer suit?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Peter Jackson: Sean! You may have the power to make your speech appear in white letters on my screen but would you PLEASE say the right lines!

[peonydeepdelver]

For the Frodo one:

Frodo: AGH! Dropped my lighter...

[Amariden Ravenhill]

PJ: ORLANDO! WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT EDITING SUBTITLES?!

Orlando: smilies/tongue.gif Bwahahahahaaaa! smilies/tongue.gif

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Tour Guide: And here we have Boromir, son of Denethor...blah blah blah.....

Random girl: Oooooh....shiny...and evil smilies/evil.gif

[Oddwen]

Airihiriel!!!!!!!! You're back! Well, you were 12 days ago anyway...

Boromir: You like Boromir when he is tempted....what? I thought the Ring was supposed to have the Black Speech on it?

Gandalf: It does, fool of a Stewardson. It is the Black Speech of the Fangirl-quiz makers.

All: Gasp!

Or...

B: Hmm, would this go better with my gold leisure suit, or my silver?

[Lhunardawen]

For the Frodo-Faramir pic:

Faramir: But you told me the Ring was stuck!

Frodo: Yes, I did, but I didn't ask you to cut it off!

Soldier at the back: So what is that gangrel creature supposed to bite off now?

[Feared Half-Elf]

Boromir: Ooooo! Can I eat it?

[Silmiel of Imladris]

For Boromir:

The Ring talking: You are getting sleepy...very sleepy.

Boromir: Drools

OK that was lame. smilies/rolleyes.gif

Please guys when Boromir reaches ten captions please wait for me to post for I have one that we can really have fun with. Or at least 'I' think so. smilies/evil.gif

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Ok before this thread gets lost in a bottomless hole I am just going to go ahead and post a new picture. Here is the one I have been saving for a while. Enjoy! (Sorry you have to click on a link but the url on my image host are so long that this site will not read them.)

****ELROND FROM ROTK**** &lt;--------CLICK HERE!!!! (http://groups.msn.com/AaylasPlace/elven.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=90)

Here is the caption:

Trip to the very top of Minas Tirith - 500 gold pieces

Sedative for Glorfindel’s fear of heights - 50 gold pieces

New white tuxedo for you and a wedding dress for your daughter, each with tiaras to match - 6000 gold pieces

Getting everyone to think you’re smiling for the happy couple, when in fact you are gleefully plotting against your new son-in-law - Priceless

There are some things money can buy. For everything else there’s MasterCard. Wielded by all, even Elf Lords.

smilies/biggrin.gif

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 5:01 PM January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Silmiel of Imladris ]

[Finwe]

New robes for your entire household: 1000 gold pieces

Matching tiaras for your entire household: 2000 gold pieces

Watching your son-in-law snog your daughter without realizing that you switched her lipstick with Super-Glue: Priceless.

[Elennar Starfire]

Elrond: Must...not...sneeze...

Elf behind Elrond: *thinks* He never remembers his allergy medication...Hah!

[Kransha]

Elrond: So.....much....pipe-weed!
-or-
That elf beside him: I'm just closing my eyes so I won't get them gouged out by the inevitable wave of arrows that's gonna come flying at that smile.
-or-
Elrond: Blasted facial contortions! That's the last time I let Thranduil do my make-up!

[Naz]

Ary: Aw, come on, lemmee take a picture!

Arwen: Smile, daddy!

Elrond: *smiles* (I'm going to kill you, Estel..)

*CLICK*

(Bob just kinda snuck into the pic, & the Gondor guy? ..One too many ales?)

[Feared Half-Elf]

Elf behind Elrond: That bird just pooped on me.
Elrond: I will not laugh, I will not laugh...

[Ainaserkewen]

(Seriously, that picture is freaky)

-Must keep smiling, must be supportive, must not laugh at his beard...

[Thorongil]

Elrond: Oh God, Arwen, Didn't I tell you not to eat those eggs?

[Finwe]

Elrond: *Must be a supportive father, Must not laugh at the roll of toilet paper hanging off Arwen's back, Must be a supportive father...*

Glorfindel (or the Elf right next to him): *must not laugh, must not laugh*

[The Saucepan Man]

Elrond: *smiling nervously* Glorfindel, would you mind removing your hand from my derriere?

On the subject of the Elf on Elrond's right, who may or may not be Glorfindel, I always thought Elves were supposed to be the fairest of beings. That guy looks more like a Bulgarian drag queen. smilies/eek.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Esgallhugwen]

Smiling strangely wonderously but really thinking 'Estel I have you a whole host of Elven warriors and what did you do to them? Pray tell where are they? Well I know, there buried in a mound six feet under!! That's where they are!! smilies/mad.gif

(I must agree with Saucepan Man, it looks very much like he's wearing a bit too much blush, among other things) smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Bulgarian? Bulgarian??? What's wrong with you people? Wait...*looks closer at the picture*...oh, yes, definitely Bulgarian. My bad.

Anywhen...

Elrond: This is the last time I'm using botox!

---------or---------

Elrond: I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Elf behind him(Glorfindel, if you say so): Ha! You wish.

----Glorfindel?-----

Glorfindel(mutters): Rolestealer must die!
Mrs. Telcontar: Is there something you wanted to say, Glorfindel?
Glorfindel(hangs head): Nothing...

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
-&gt;Elenrod

<font size=1 color=339966>[ 10:51 PM January 29, 2004: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/pippin/fotr_pippin_midgewatermarshes_1.jpg

Narrator above them: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

[The Saucepan Man]

A recurring theme ...

Pippin: Help me, I'm melting!!!

[Gilwen]

Pippin: Oh, if my mommy could see me now!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Pippen: Hold up everyone...I just lost my contact. I think it fell right about here...

[THE Ka]

for the pippin picture:

sam: i wish we had a slip and slide... *sniff*

pippin: no, no wait! look! we can make our own slip ans slide!

sam: out of liquid cow dung? but, in hobbiton we used mud?

Pippin: same old, same old...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! IT'S SO FUN! I CAN'T BELIEV- "Splat!"

pippin landed in a large ol' cow pile...

Sam smilies/frown.gif Shaking head) still isn't the same old, same old...

i'm sick i know. But i can have dreams too you know! ( including Boromir... smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/redface.gif )

[Lhunardawen]

For Elrond's pic:
Elrond: Gotta smile...though the Elf beside me stinks...

For Merry and Pippin:
Pippin: Didn't we start swimming in the Brandywine River? How did we get here?

[Evisse the Blue]

Pippin: This is how we swim, see? Come on, Sam, don't be a chicken and try it!
Sam: But the water is so yucky. Ewww!

the Elrond one is too disturbing for me...
On the subject of the Elf on Elrond's right, who may or may not be Glorfindel, I always thought Elves were supposed to be the fairest of beings. That guy looks more like a Bulgarian drag queen. LOL!! And that ain't Glorfindel! ::shudders at the thought::

[Kransha]

Pippin: OOOH I'M MELTING! What a world!
-or-
Pippin: Merry! I can't feel my legs!
Merry: That's because your waste deep in troll manure.
Pippin: Really?
Merry: Yes.
Pippin: YAY!

Ok, those were weird, but I had to say something.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Pippin: Where did I put my armbands? I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

I will transfer to Pippin my thoughts:

Pippin: Valentines is coming! Flee now if you value your soul!

Sam: Even swim through that?

Pip: Why, yes...in case someone catches you, you will no longer be appealing, as your pheromones will be masked by the stench.

Sam: You're hopeless...I'm coming back to Rosie.

And thus, my stand has been established.

Flee now! Valentines is coming!
-&gt;Elenrod

[Finwe]

Pippin: *frantically scrabbling in the water* Uh... Merry? I think we've got a problem. I seem to have dropped my Longbottom Leaf.

Merry: Oh that's all right, I still have some.

Pippin: That's the problem. I took yours last night while you were sleeping.

Merry: Nooooooo!!!!!!!

Sam: Why, oh why, did I have to be this loyal to Master Frodo?

[Elennar Starfire]

Sam: You stupid foolofatook! *pushes*

Pippin: Hey! I'm telling my mommy on you!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

http://uploader.sutherns.com/images/sunblock.jpg
"ALRIGHT! WHERE'S THE MOFO WHO SOLD ME THE SUNBLOCK?"

[Evisse the Blue]

ELROND (a la Dr Evil): Bwahahahahahhaha! bwahahaha! Prepare the giant " laser" .

[ElenCala Isil]

Elrond: SUMMON THE BIG GNOME!!!

[Mad Baggins]

ISILDUR!! Drop that ring!! Drop iiiit...

[Finwe]

Elrond: All right, who's the idiot who painted a target on my back?!?!?!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond: My breath's so fresh, I can't keep the Orcs away.
Orc: We want to kiss you Elrond!!!
Voiceover: Listerine Orc-breath. In case you're kinky enough to try. Available everywhere

Later days! :cool:
->Elenrod

[luthien-elvenprincess]

"Yawn....(while thinking to self 'I'm getting too old for this kind of stuff'.

[Minyataurien]

for Elrond Smiling pic-
Elrond- Psst! PJ? Can you yell cut now? Come on PJ it's killing me. My lips don't naturally turn at this angle. PJ? PJ?!
Other Elf- Aren't my eyebrows hot?

hope you like!;)

[Oddwen]

Goo-OOOrgoroth where the Orcs come sweeping down in waves! And the wavin' wind, the Dark Lord spins and Isildur completely ruins the day!
(Tune of "Oklahoma")

[Feared Half-Elf]

Elrond: Who ate the last piece of ginger cake! You know that I must have the last piece of ginger cake!

Or

Elrond: Are you insulting my fashion sense!?

[Elennar Starfire]

Elrond's friends are trying to throw candy into his mouth. Maybe elves have better aim than my friends, but I bet they still miss most of the time. (Yes, I have had experience with this sort of thing. They kept hitting my nose!)

[Esgallhugwen]

Elrond: 'Alright fellow Elves, you know what we're here for. Sauron borrowed my lovely frock and he refuses to give it back!
CHARGE!!!!'

Other Elves ' hey we were told it was to stop his evil dominion of Middle Earth, oh well we're here now and we don't want to march all the way back for nothing'

yes its lame:o

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"WAAAAH!" Gandalf stole my teddy bear!"

[Memory of Trees]

AAAARRRRWWEEEN!

[Esgallhugwen]

'Hey Sauron, what's that big clunky golden piece of crap hanging from you knuckle. Oh I see, Its your preciousss, looks like an eyesore to me!!'
The only way they were able to get Sauron out to fight :eek: ooo are they in for it.

[High King Fingolfin]

"Aragorn! Give me back that ring!" (That could apply to the Ring of Barahir, or the One Ring, or Vilya.)

[Everdawn]

Elrond's reaction when he was faced with a dance-off with Britney Spears.

[Elianna]

For the 1st one:
Aragorn: *They are such idiots.*
or
Legolas: *Is that-? Oh no! It is! A fan girl!* *runs away*

[Oddwen]

"You! What do you owe the world! How do you own disooordeee-eerr! Now! Somewhere between the sacred silence, sacred silence and sleep. SOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEWHERE! Between the sacred silence and sleep, disorder, disorder, disooo-hhoooooorder!"

(Every time I hear that song, I think of Elrond screaming for some unknown reason. Huh.)

[Finwe]

*turns to the group of highly impressionable children sitting on the floor, looking innocently up at her*

This is what happens when you make ugly faces at people, children! Your face freezes!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Boring voice-over: Here's the proper way to drive an orc away.

Elrond: Free candy!!!!!

Cheerio,
Adam

[Evisse the Blue]

I think it's time for a new pic, don't you?

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/rotk_latestimages/potd_entrance.jpg

Voice off screen: Steady! Steady!
The three contestants for the Middle Earth Race were eagerly awaiting Treebeard to announce the start.

[Everdawn]

I can see this as the start to some TV special

Vioce over: WEEEEEEEEEEEE are the cahmpionssssssss my friends!

Or

Gimli: Jeez Elf, you sure you dont want to nance off right about now?

Legolas: I dont nance.

Aragorn: Sure you do.

Legolas: No i dont!

Aragorn: Look, ill show you!

Legolas: Real mature... heaven help Gondor when you are king!

[Finwe]

Legolas: *thinks to self* All right, you can do this. It just involves getting your hair dirty. It's all right, you can do this. Remember, For Gondor, For Middle-earth! You're doing this for Middle-earth!

Aragorn: Bloody hell! Where's Arwen when you need her?

Gimli: Come on! Let me at 'em!

[The_Ka]

Theoden(thinking in his head): hmm, hmm. wow. that was a wonderful breakfast i wonder what they used...

suddenly theoden gets stomach charmps and feels like he's going to explode!:eek:

Theoden(thining in his head): Ah!!! no, not when i'm a horse! please don't! have mercy onions! Eowyn why or why did you use onions!?


- the ka:smokin:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli: Did somebody call for the exterminator?

Later days! :cool:
->Elenrod

[Aredhel Ar-Feiniel]

Legolas: thinking*** Theres no place like home, theres no place like home...

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Gimli: Time for my calming rituals.....*zones out to meditate*.....oooooooooooowaaaaaaa..........

Aragorn (thinking): *Iluvatar, PLEASE kill him! PLease!*

Legolas: I am not obsessed with treasure........I am not obsessed with treasure........OOOOH! COOL SKULL MEDALLIONS!!!! *runs into cave* THEY'RE MIINE! ALL MINE!!!!!! *vampirelike growl*

Aragorn: Hey! You never told me you had Feanor Syndrome!!!!

Gimli: Oooooooowwwwwwaaaaaaa.........

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli: C'mon! We can take them! *raises axe*
Legolas: A hundred thousand against three...fair enough. *draws bow*
Aragorn: Uh, guys...*sees Elrond singing "Toxicity" like mad*...I think we should leave now.

[Elennar Starfire]

Gimli: You see? Elves aren't the only ones who can glow. :p

Legolas: Stupid dwarf. :mad:

Aragorn: Idiots. :rolleyes:

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Aragorn: "Awwww, Gimli, (exasperated sigh) I can't believe you scorched the souffle AGAIN!!!

Legalos: (shakes head and thinks to self) 'Oh, great... another night of ill-nurtured dwarvian food'. (Sighs deeply.)

Gimli: "S'all right gents, I'll just scrape off the burned parts and we'll be eatin like kings before you can say, 'Who chewed the food'?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Arod: Hi, fans!

That's it. :smokin:
->Elenrod

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Aragorn: Hey who took our picture?! Ouch that flash was bright!

Legolas: Whee! Look stars and birdies...and butterflies and octopusses and smurfs and...

[Feared Half-Elf]

Aragorn: Erm, guys?
Legolas: Yeah whatever.
Aragorn: Erm, guys!
Gimli: We've heard it before, Aragorn, last time it was the spotted octopus attacking.
Aragorn: Erm, I really think you should look, guys.
Legolas: Pull the other one, my hair is more important.
Aragorn: Take cover! *Dives. Legolas + Gimli are splatted by purple spotted octopus*


OK, that was random...

[galadriel'smaiden]

Frodo: No! A BEE STING! AM Allergic to bees! Im gonna die!!1

Faramir: Oh, no. Pity...(evil mumbling laughter- the ring will be mine!)

[galadriel'smaiden]

Hehehe...

PJ: SHUT OF THE SMOKE MACHINE! NOW!!!

Orlando: *cough* *cough* Dying...

[Oddwen]

Arod: Aragorn, where are you taking me?

Aragorn: The Rohirrim are trading you to us Rangers for a billion dollars.

(Get it?)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Oh, well.

Arod: In case you were wondering...

Brego/Hasufel/SomeothernamePJinventedtowintheOscars: We won the Oscars!

I'll stop.
->Elenrod

[Oliphaunts_Rule]

I've been gone a long time. I will put up a new picture:

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/aragornbookfloppy.jpg

So I'm reading the Cat in the Hat. Wanna make something of it? (From Oddwen)

Am I scholarly looking enough for you? (Also from Oddwen)

Well, Elrond, I proved you wrong again. As you see, I can read! Now can I marry your daughter? (Again, Oddwen)

(C'mon, Ollie, brainstorm!)

Uhhh....T-Th-...t-heh, t-heh, d'oh! (Guess who?)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: See? Balrogs do have wings.

Later days! :cool:
->Elenrod

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Aragorn looks up and sees Boromir...

Aragorn (thinks to self): 'Ahh...now is a good opportunity to try out some of this advice...' (is reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People")

[Vuelve]

Aragorn thinking to himself *hmmm... this book about how to be more elvish looking is really useful.O look here comes Boromir I wonder if i can fool him.*
^^Aragorn sits up, straightens his shoulders, and tries to look graceful and wise.^^
Boromir: "Your no elf."
Aragorn Thinking: *Crap, if i can't fool him into thinking I'm Elvish how am I going to get Elrond to let me marry his daughter.*sigh*


Peace,
Vuelve:smokin:

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Aragorn: Ú-chebin estel aniwu.....anini........*sighs* Mother always said I'd need reading glasses..........:mad:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: How come Borrums' not in the script?
PJ: He died, remember?
Aragorn: OK, how about Haldir?
PJ: He died, too.
Aragorn: He died? He didn't die.
PJ: He did, in my version.
Aragorn: Well, not from what I read.
PJ: Well, I won an Oscar. What does that tell you?
Aragorn: That you still didn't follow the book.
PJ: Look, you're the actor, I'm the director. I direct what you act, where you act, and when you act. OK?
Aragorn: OK, but where's Haldir?
PJ turns into the Incredible Hulk, except he's blue, and short, and hairy, so it's more like the Incredible Smurf-like Hobbit.

That was weird. :rolleyes:
->Elenrod

[Everdawn]

Aragorn: Aragorn stinks, he hasnt taken a bath in like three years.... Very funny Boromir! One slight correction, it has been two years, and next time, dont leave your diary where other people can read it.

[rutslegolas]

Aragorn:where is arwen?
arwen: here combing legolas's hair.
aragorn:what you legolas:mad:

[Esgallhugwen]

Aragorn: What do you mean I'm holding the book upside down?

or

Reading: "How to become King For Dummies"
or
Frodo walks in "hey Aragorn what are you reading?"
Aragorn "nothing, nothing at all" hides book behind his back
Frodo "Does that say how to become king for dummies?"
Aragorn "of course not, i read that last week this one say how to convince elves to give me their daughters......d'oh":eek:
"gotta go see ya Frodo!" runs off.:p

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Boromir: OoOoO! :eek: What is THAT?

Aragorn: Breakdancers United Magazine........

Boromir: Nooooo.....that looks suspiciously like my Disco King Weekly. GIVE IT BACK!

Aragorn: No, I'm telling you it's for BREAKDANCING.

Boromir: What is this 'breakdancing' that you speak of?

*Legolas calmly enters the room wearing goth pants and a black T-shirt that says "OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES' in red Tengwar Script*

Legolas: Ahem....allow me.......*takes out a boombox that begins to play "Days Go By" and starts breakdancing*

Aragorn: See? It's gracefully cool, yet daring at the same time..........Breakdancing is the latest Elven craze.........

Boromir: Loser....HOW DARE THOU MOCKETH ME! FEEL MY HORRIBLE WRATH FOR I AM THE DISCO KING!!!!

Aragorn and Legolas: Whatever.

[Feared Half-Elf]

How about...

The Idiot's Guide to Shaving

Or

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone


Aragorn: *Pulls out pinoty stick and points it at random elf out of picture* Lumos! *Nothing happens* Darn!


By the way, my brother gave me the spell, HP freak that he is.

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: Hmm, what's it called? There and Back Again, eh. Not a bad story, Bilbo. But what it's really lacking is a shady ranger type who turns out to be the lost heir to a kingdom, and who heroically rescues his companions time and time again, turns the tide of every battle that he's involved in, reclaims his throne, is loved and adored by everyone and marries his childhood sweetheart who just happens to be the spitting image of the most beautiful Elf that ever walked the ...

... Bilbo?

[Silmiel of Imladris]

Boromir: What do you read?

Aragorn: Words words words... WORDS!!!!!

Yeah yeah...but it is only because my Shakespeare class just spent 4 weeks on Hamlet.

[Miriel Undomiel]

^^Aragorn sits up, straightens his shoulders, and tries to look graceful and wise.^^
Hehe....

What if Aragorn was reading 'How To Take A Bath After A Two Years Absence', and then Boromir came and interrupted him, and Aragorn cancelled the bath so he could watch Boromir cutting himself with Narsil?

That made no sense what-so-ever...
I'm really tired, and should get some sleep :o

[Elennar Starfire]

Aragorn: What do you mean I'm holding the book upside down?

Building off that and a personal experience...

Aragorn: No, it's right side up. Look! *Turns book around so the text can be seen, which is indeed right side up*

Hah, it's so fun to trick people like that!

[Finwe]

Aragorn: What do you mean, there is no Tom Bombadil? I have the book right here.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolasposingonarock.jpg

Gimli? Have you found my contacts yet?

[Feared Half-Elf]

Thinks: If I can stand here for long enough, maybe the nice sheep over there will give me a lift to Pizza Hut...

[Mad Baggins]

Hmm...are those Crebain way over there? Better let them get closer and then I can be sure.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: Is that Gimli...with someone else?! GIMLIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

[Elennar Starfire]

Anyone, doesn't matter who: Hey, Legolas, what are you doing?

Legolas: Oh, just standing here looking heroic.

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Legolas: Now, bring me that horizon........da da da da da da da.....and really bad orcs. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! :D

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas: Pretend to look, pretend to look, pretend to look...

Adapted from a very old episode of Will and Grace. Blasted reruns!

[Evisse the Blue]

Legolas: Guys, I hate to break your little camping party but it looks like it's gonna rain.

Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe.:D

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Originally posted by Evisse the Blue
Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe.:D

Yes! That's exactly how I look when I have one of my migraines :D

[Elennar Starfire]

Originally posted by Evisse the Blue
Elennar, cool avatar! Hehehehe.:D

Thankies! Oddwen made it.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Legalas: "OK, guys, follow my lead..." (Begins dancing and singing) "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey-pokey, and you turn yourself about, that's what it's all about!"
"Aw-righty now, same song, second verse, a little bit louder and a little bit worse--left foot now!

"You put your left foot in...(Looks behind him to see who is joining him)...uh, guys...hey where did everyone go?"

[Feared Half-Elf]

Legolas slips and falls, cracking his head on the rock.

Legolas: My hair! STYLIST!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Finally the orcs had perfected Legolas-baiting...they were burning a bottle of shampoo...

[Finwe]

Orcs: Here Legsie Legsie Legsie.... Here boy! *wave shampoo bottles*

Legolas: *salivates* Is that Herbal Essences I see?

[Gilwen]

Leggy-O : "Nooo! They've got my hairbrush!!!"
(jumps down and starts running at them)
"Hang on, my precious, I'll save you!"

[Firefoot]

Legolas: The orcs have my hairbrush. I will not go get my hairbrush because the orcs will kill me first. I will not get my hairbrush. I will not get my hairbrush. *watches orcs a little longer* They have my shampoo too?!?!?! Hairbrush and Shampoo, here I come to save you!!!

[Nimrothiel]

Legolas *singing*: "The hiiiilllllsss are aliiive; with the sound of musiiiic!!"

[Mad Baggins]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/haldir/ttt_haldir_helmsdeep_6.jpg

Haldir: Please...remove yourself...your stench hurts.

[The Saucepan Man]

Haldir: Eeuurrgh! Just look at those filthy stains on my hand! When did you last wash this chainmail, luvvie?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Haldir: Look, my hand's dissolving.

[Lhunardawen]

(Aragorn and Haldir engaged in a Hug Collection Game)

Aragorn: Ha! I hugged you! I gain a point.
Haldir: Sorry, I hugged you back. That cancels it out.

[Evisse the Blue]

Haldir *forgets his speech, so he creates a diversion, while he checks what he's written on his hand* Yo, Aragorn, my man *hugs* looks at palm, reads: "We have come to be your sacrificial lambs so you humans can win this battle." *blink blink*

well, Haldir is blonde...:D j/k. if you couldn't tell...;)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Haldir: "Yes, yes, I love you too 'Gorn. *looks at watch and mumbles - "Come on, come on, Battlestar Galactica is on in 5 minutes, can we hurry up?"

[Elennar Starfire]

Haldir: Muahaha! Vulcan death grip! *kills Aragorn*

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Aragorn: And then *sniff, hiccup* ARWEN SAID IT WAS EITHER ME OR THE SWORD!!!!! :eek: BUT I CAN'T DO IT!!!! THAT SWORD'S SPECIAL!! IT'S MY PRECIOUS!!!! *sobs*

Haldir: It's alright. Arwen's spoiled...she dosen't understand the importance of having a fine sword like that.....:rolleyes:

(and just for the heck of it, throw me into the mix!)

Amariden: Psst....Haldir, where do you get those swords and armor?! :D

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Originally posted by Elennar Starfire
Haldir: Muahaha! Vulcan death grip! *kills Aragorn*

:eek: WHOO! A STAR TREK FAN! WOOT! :D

[Lhunardawen]

Anyone remember this one?

Haldir: Ooh...manly grasp!

Happy death day to me!!! Now I sail to the Sea!!! (I wish.)

:D :D :D

[Nimrothiel]

I remember that one! Now let me see, uh, which idea of mine hasn't already been taken?

Aragorn: "I love you man!"

Haldir: "Whoa; that was unexpected, and very disturbing." *runs away screaming for his shrink*

[Maeggaladiel]

Haldir: HLLLLK! HRRRRK! Ara..Gorn!! Can't.. Breathe!... You're.. Choking... Me!!

OR

Haldir, thinking this a simple human gesture between friends, fails to notice the KILL ME sign that Aragorn hangs on his back.


The NEW AND IMPROVED
Maeggaladiel

Real women kill witch kings!:cool:

[Vuelve]

Haldir thinking to himself: Look, I have a hand!

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Aragorn: Mae govannen, Haldir! *muffled from having to quickly finish off a huge chocolate creme filled doughnut*


Haldir: :D Hey that's wicked cool! You know Sindarin and I can speak whale....... *Everyone stares at Haldir and backs away*

Aragorn: :eek: Oy vey.......Legolas warned me about this but did I listen? No, I didn't.......:rolleyes:

Haldir: HEY YOU, THE UGLY MORDOR SCUM DOWN THERE! MOOOOOOOWWAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOGWWWAAAAAHHH H! Hmm...too much orca in that one.....

[The half-elven]

Haldir: Ah! Aragorn! You made me chip my nail!

[Oddwen]

*Haldir gives the thumb's up to his friends, having hugged the next king of Gondor!*

[Firefoot]

Aragorn whispering to Haldir: You know, this is the wrong scene. There aren't supposed to be any Elves at Helm's Deep.
Haldir: But it says right here on my hand... oh shoot.

[Meela]

Aragorn: *squeee!* you made it! It's so good to see you guys! *hugs*
*crack*
Haldir: ow... my rib...

[Finwe]

Haldir: I didn't know you stole the Horn of Gondor from Boromir.

:smokin:

For all those VSD fans!

[Gilwen]

-pic's on page 6..I think.. ~Aragorn is reading "Deliver Us From Evil: Defeating Terrorism, Despotism, and Hordes of Nasty, Smelly, Orcses"
-Haldir and Aragorn, both thinking: "Hmmn..You don't feel like a ghost.."

:D YAY!!! TREKKIES!! :D

Vuelve-Mythbusters rocks! I love that quote too :D

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Come and get it!!!!

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/ttt_gandalfbalrog_1.jpg

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!! Bad sunburn!

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Guy inside sauron suit: *backing away from flames* they never told us about volcano interiors in stunt school... PJ CUT THE SCENE ALREADY!!!

[Evisse the Blue]

"Aaaah! I over-roasted the stew again!"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Pippin spills the orange juice*

[Miriel Undomiel]

what happens when you use benzine for perfume...

[Elennar Starfire]

Oh Denethor, oh Denethor, your fireworks are such a bore.

[Esgallhugwen]

Sauron: "Boy, it's cold in here" *shudders* turns up the heat, a huge lava belch errupts from Mount Doom*

Gandalf sees the belch "The Dark Lord is plotting his vengeance, we must prepare for war"

Frodo: "By the great Valar Sauron did you turn up the heat again?!"
Sauron: "yes, it was cold in here, do you have a problem with it?"

[The half-elven]

Sauron: I'M MELTING!!!:eek:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Balrog: I love you, Gandalf. *hug*

:eek:

[Maeggaladiel]

Isildur microwaves an egg.

OR

An average day in Denethor's household.

OR

?!?!!? This isn't Osgilliath!!!


MAEG!!

[Firefoot]

Denethor: You think that's a big one? Wait till you see the next one...

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Middle Earth Pyromaniacs Association's Employee of the Month (Denethor was very dissapointed)
or
Sauron forgets his chocolate chip brownies in the oven.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Sauron's birthday cake candles gone amok. This is what happens when you live for ages and ages! :eek:

[Oddwen]

Faramir: My lord, Osgiliath burns.

Denethor: It does?? Ooh! Let me see! *runs to Osgiliath, and sure enough, it's burning*


Or...

Denethor: You call this a bonfire?!

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Denethor: See, and then you put on a little more gas, and fwoom! Fire ball!
Boromir: You're the best, Dad! You're the only dad I know who makes fire balls in the grill!

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf: That's what you get for not teaching the secrets of breakdancing to me!

[Mad Baggins]

Hmm...I guess lighting my pipe with a blowtorch was a bad idea after all!

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Aragorn: BURN, ORC BURN! DOOM ON YOU! *yells out an elven war chant*

Legolas: BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRN! BUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!

Gimli: WHOOOOO!

Boromir: Orc caught on fire, orc so on fire feeling HOT HOT HOT! Happy peoples all aound me singing HOT HOT HOT!

Gandalf: :eek: I'm surrounded by pyromaniacs.......

[Maeggaladiel]

Announcer guy- Let's hear it for Boromir the Disco King! Special effects provided by Denethor!

Chorus-Burn, Borrie, Burn, DISCO INFERNO!
Burn, Borrie, Burn!

Denethor- I wanna wanna wanna burn!

(From my old sig) OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS GAVE DENETHOR A FLAME THROWER!?!?!

MAEG!
Feelin hot, hot, hot!

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Gandalf's Mother: Now, Gandalf the Grey, what have I told you about playing rough with Bill?

Gandalf's mother. Now there's a scary thought. :eek:

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf: But mum, he promised me he would teach me how to breakdance!

Gandalf's mother: I'll teach you, then.

Gandalf's mother breakdancing. Now that's a scarier thought. :)

Bill the Balrog: Gandalf, I am your mother! :eek:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf enters Rath Dinen to save Faramir, when...

Denethor suddenly pushes him from behind into the giant stove of the Stewards.

Gandalf: Augh! I'm burning! *dies*

Faramir: Thanks, dad. That wizard was really annoying me.

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Gandalf: And then I say WHOOP there it is! WHOOP THERE IT IS! GO BALROG, GO BALROG! GET DIZZY! GET DIZZY! WHOOP! WHOOP! YEAH I SAY WHOOP!

Boromir: Pfft...amateurs.......*starts doing disco*

Crowd: DO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE! DO THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

Gimli: BOO! :P

*Crowd suddenly casts a spell on the other members of the Fellowship in retalliation against Gimli's remark, causing them all to breakdance*

Aragorn: :eek: What is this devilry?!

Legolas: Must.......stop........dancing..........hey, this is FUN.

Gimli: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Vuelve]

*Anti-Jackson cults have a little fun with the scripts.

*Pippen has a little too much fun when lighing the signal light thingies.(their name seems to have escaped me for the moment.)

*Balrog after his wip catches Gandalf and they fall:"Ha Ha You got punked!"

*What would happen if Galadriel looked into a fireplace instead of a birdbath.
Galadriel:"My hair! my hair! Celeborn! Put it out! Put it out!"

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Denethor's 21st Birthday Party gone mad..... :eek:

[Feared Half-Elf]

Denethor learns how to breathe fire. Taught by Gandalf's breakdancing mother, of course!



My mind is warped. Please ignore me if I seem too weird.

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Sauron: *licks finger and places it on his butt* ssss! (steaming sound)

what is with all the breakdancing???

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

Gandalf perfects his recipe for orange swirl sherbet......

As to the breakdancing, see title of post. It started roughly with Saruman and Gandalf, and then the introduction of Bill the Balrog....

[Esgallhugwen]

The rest of the fellowship besides Gandalf "Go Gandalf's mom, hey look she's burning up the room with those moves"
Frodo" hey what's that smell" *sniff sniff* "oh my god my fro is burning!!!"
Pippin "hey if you lose your fro can i call you baldo instead?"
Frodo punches him in the arm. Oh that Pippin always getting into trouble.

[Lhunardawen]

signal light thingies

Vuelve, they are called beacons. :)

As for the picture...

The Fellowship in a fire-eating contest. It's Gandalf's turn, and unfortunately he just drank alcohol.

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Vuelve, they are called beacons. :)
Nooo never, they're called flares! ;)

Hey can I add a pic? (five minutes later) ARGH :mad: sorry, can't get the regular picture thing to work...

[Meela]

Legolas: who the heck is that?

Boromir: I don't know, but this shot's going straight in the family album!

Legolas: oh yeah, like your dad really wants to see you hugging another guy...

Boromir: hey, shut up about my dad! He's a good dad. He's the only one I've got...

Legolas: I should think so!

[Miriel Undomiel]

Boromir: Legolas, your bow is poking me in the back...
Legolas: My bow is over there...
Boromir (suspiciosly): Did you take my Horn of Gondor again...?
Legolas: No... :rolleyes:
EEEEEW!!!!! Feeling slightly pervert here... :p

[Maeggaladiel]

Glorfindel comes back with a vengeance and finds his first two victims.

OR

"D'aaaah! It's Gimli in a tutu!"

[Oddwen]

Legolas: Should I be worried?
Boromir: Tee hee hee!

[Elennar Starfire]

Legolas: I love you!

Boromir: I can't breathe...help...

or

Legolas: I love you!

Boromir: Forgot your contacts again, huh? I'm not your girlfriend.

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Legolas: Borrie, don't look now but there's a crazed army of knife wielding fangirls glaring at you...
or
Legolas: *sniff* Heeey... That's MY shampoo!!!

Is this the real reason why Legolas never married?

Miriel Undomiel EEWWW thats gross :p (but hillarious! lol)

[Feared Half-Elf]

Boromir: Perhaps if i smile forcibly enough he'll go away...

[Evisse the Blue]

Legolas: Hold still, while I practice the Heimlich maneuvre on you.
Boromir: Hehehehehe! Stop that, I'm ticklish!
OR
Legolas: Hold me, Bori, I'm scared!
Boromir(bursting into laughter): Geez, you're such a chicken!

[Esgallhugwen]

Legolas: *whimper* I think my tail bone is broken*
Boromir: "weeee, that was fun lets do it again"
Legolas: *whimper*Whimper* I'm going to become a parapalegic if I keep this up

(sorry don't know if i spelled parapalegic right or not, my apologies) :p