Crazy Captions

[Robin Headstrong]

Okay, this is a simple game of captions, here's what you do: just look at the picture that's been posted and think of a caption for it. Every so often I'll post a new picture, and anyone else can post a pic. Here's the first one smilies/biggrin.gif
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/threehobbits_bree.jpg

[NazgulNumberTen]

"listen frodo, don't mock sam for his interior decorating, this candle holder would look very nice next to your table!"
i know, not very funny.

[Ravenna]

'Well, you should have gone before we left Rivendell!'

[The Green Ringwraith]

Merry: "What do you mean, 'it doesn't have enough candles'?!?! You'renot even Jewish!"
Sam: "C'mon, I said give up the unleavened bread!"
Pippin: "That's lembas."
Sam: "Smart aleck."

[Nevfeniel]

Sam: I'll have you, Long- oh, wait, wrong room. Hey! Is that a goose-down comforter? I've always liked those. . .Hey guys, I'll catch up to you in a second.

Okay, so I'm no comedian, but I tried!

[The Barrow-Wight]

(1)
That's right! All you gotta do to win this here fancy chandelier is guess what Sam has in his hands.

(2)
Merry: If you want some of this, you'll have to come through Sam!
Sam: What!?

(3)
Pippin:
Doon't look now, boot I think Sam's hairr is on fier.

[Lindolirian]

Legolas, " Ai Ai!! A Balrog is come!"
Gandalf, " And I am already weary. Ummm, Sam you take him."
Sam, "Yes Mr. Gandalf sir. I'll have you Balrog!!!"

[Ravenna]

Sam 'Oops, I left my bow downstairs, Merry, shove that candlestick up his nose'

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Ravenna ]

[ElanorGamgee]

Karate classes for Sam: $200

Solid oak chair for Pippin: $50

Standing in front of a Ranger with a sword while bearing only a candlestick: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Middle-earthCard.

[Manwe Sulimo]

Pippin! I said a cross! Vampires aren't scared of tridents!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk....

[Aroaraniel]

Hehehe! I like the Middle-Earth card one...hehe unfortunetly I don't have a very good sense of humor so...

[Robin Headstrong]

Lol, those are good!

Merry: That guy's taller than I thought he was!
Sam: Enough talk! Fight now! I am the Crouching Hobbit, the Hidden Dragon! Heya!
(I know that was lame...)

Shall we do another pic?

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/trailer25may_hdr64.jpg

[suicidal elf chick]

Okay, here's my lame attempt.

Legolas: Yes! This is exactly how you play 'Duck Duck Goose'! My turn!
Frodo: But Legolas, you're in the mud pot.
Legolas: Awwww, anyone out there wanna trade?

And another!

Gandalf: Okay, its a new game I call 'Spear'. We try to stick as many of you Orcs on a sword in one thrust, and whoever gets the most wins!

Yet another!

Orcs: Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!
Merry: Stoppit! Augh! So dizzy...
Pippin: CAlm down, Merry, they're only dancing! You don't have to scold them! Seriously, you're like my dad! *starts crying*
Aragorn: Great Merry, you killed Pippin!
Boromir: He's not dead, he's just crying.
Aragorn: Shut uuup! *fwaps Boromir*

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]

[Raefindel]

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out! You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!

[ElanorGamgee]

Do you ever just have one of those days...

[Birdland]

Picture One:
Sam: One Potato, two potato, three potato, four...

Picture Two:
The Fellowship of the Rave.

[Ithaeliel]

Elanor, forgive me. I am stealing your mastercard idea.

Light-up staff: $2.00
Authentic set of bows and arrows: $150
Patterns for sweet medieval halloween costumes: $30
Being the center of attention at your first halloween night rave: priceless
There's just some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Frodocard.

[Lostgaeriel]

To borrow from Douglas Adams -

Legolas: We’re trapped now, aren’t we?
Gandalf: Errrrr…yes, we’re trapped.
Frodo: Well, didn’t you think of anything?
Gandalf: Oh, yes, but unfortunately it rather involved being on the other side of the Bridge of Khazad-dûm - far away from this army of Orcs all around us.
Sam: So what happens next?
Gandalf: More orcs will crawl down these mighty stone columns and then we'll be attacked by a Balrog and we’ll die in about thirty seconds.
Aragorn: So this is it. We’re going to die.
Gandalf: Yes…except…No! Wait a minute, what’s this door to a secret escape tunnel?
Aragorn: What? Where?
Gandalf: No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all.
Aragorn: You know it’s at times like this, when I’m surrounded by goblins with 4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a forgetful wizard and a guy who wants us to use the Enemy's Ring, and about to die of horrible wounds in a fierce battle that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Gandalf: Why, what did she tell you?
Aragorn: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.
Gandalf: Huh! Terrific.

[suicidal elf chick]

2 things, both to Lostgaeriel. 1: Heehee, hilarious. 2: I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE LAST PART OF YOUR SIGNATURE!!! IT'S FROM THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY READING THE BOOK! MOOAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[Ravenna]

'Are those swords? or are you just pleased to see us?'

or

'Go go gadget staff'

Not feeling very imaginative tonight.

[NazgulNumberTen]

BACK FANGIRLS, BACK!!
ok, im dissapointed in myself too.

[Robin Headstrong]

Lol, those are good! smilies/biggrin.gif
Next pic!
http://www.bagendinn.com/images/nippleofrivendell.jpg

[suicidal elf chick]

Sam: Frodo! I've got wonderful news!
Frodo: Tell me. Now.
Sam: There's food here!
Frodo: Really? YAYAY! *jumps up and does Irish jig*

I realize that that was lame, but bah.

[ElanorGamgee]

My lame attempt:

Sam: Wake up! Wake up! Santa left a whole bunch of presents!

Frodo: Woohoo! Hey, Gandalf, get up! We want to open our presents!

Gandalf (asleep in chair): *grumble, grumble* Stupid hobbits, never give you a moment's rest...

[ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]

[Ravenna]

Frodo - 'Aaarrghhh!
Sam - 'Oh darn, I thought I had to kiss sleeping beauty BEFORE he woke up!

[Ithiliel]

Sam: Frodo! Frodo! You're alive!
Frodo: I am? $^@$%! I thought I was dead, and rid of this stupid Ring and this stupid quest! Rats, foiled again!

yes, I know, tis not funny in the slightest, but it's a better way to be spending my time then to be blowing things up and such...

[Robin Headstrong]

Sam: Get up, Frodo! We're making pancakes!

Next:
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/trailer25may_hdr06.jpg

[NazgulNumberTen]

"i..am so sacered right now..."
well, some one had to do a blair witch parody smilies/biggrin.gif

[ElanorGamgee]

Good one, NN10!

Frodo: Hmmm, something smells in here...

[Robin Headstrong]

Lol! I have a twisted sense of humor...

Frodo: Ignore the hand, and it'll go away.

OR...

Frodo: Gandalf, I know it's you.

[Lindolirian]

Gandalf: Wooga Booga booga!!!! hahahha

[Morquesse]

Metacarpalsphobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a hand is about to grab you.

~M

[Ravenna]

(All together now audience)

HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!

or

(voice from offstage) 'Frodo, keep still, his vision is based on movememt, if you stay still, he can't see you'
(with acknowledgement to Jurassic Park)

[Raefindel]

Hey! Lego o'my eggo!

[Rec the Hedgehog]

Frodo: Hmmmm..... This place is pretty dark. Where's a copy of Mario Sunshine when you need it.

[suicidal elf chick]

*duh duh... duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.. DUH DUH DUH DUH!*

Frodo: AUGH!!!! HELP! IT'S GOT ME! AUGH! THING HAS FINALLY GOTTEN ME!

Gandalf: It's me, you ninny! Who is Thing?

Frodo: You know, from the Adam's Family! HE's been out to get me ever since I never returned his high five...

I know it sucks, but I thought it was funny!

[Rose Cotton]

Gandalf: Frodo! Don't get so close to the camera. Your scareing the audience!

[Gamgee]

is it just me or does he look a little blue?? hmm..

*voice from audience*: Frodo!! you're turning violet!!
Gandalf: it always goes wrong with the deserts...

(yes I know, lame attempt to copy willy wonka and the chocolate factory)

[Rose Cotton]

Now I can't help but laugh out loud when I see these scenes in the movie.

[Robin Headstrong]

Next!

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/thatwasgreat.jpg

[The Green Ringwraith]

Pippin: Don't you love family get togethers?
Merry: Yeah, those fireworks wer awesome! And to think, Gandalf didn't catch us.
Pippin: Four words- barbecue grill, lighter fluid.
Merry: Let's do it!

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Merry: Maybe we should have set up the explosions OUTSIDE.

Pippin: Yeah, I agree. If we're going to catch a Black Rider, don't you think we should have..

Merry: Been more quiet? That way we could have sneaked up on him and he wouldn't have run off to fetch his other little friends to kill us.

Pippin: No, I was thinking more explosions.

Merry: Good idea.

[suicidal elf chick]

Merry: Looks like our attempt to turn into Black Riders didn't work.

Pippin: Yep. Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Merry: I think so, but if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he still do it?

Pippin: No, loser! *hits Merry* Let's tunr into elves!

[Rec the Hedgehog]

Marry: Let's get another.

Pippin: Ya. Let's get the one that says "Atom Bomb".

Marry: Ya that's bound to be cool.

[Rose Cotton]

Merry: Cheek us out!

Pippin: Ya, it's the new teenage fad!

[NazgulNumberTen]

who says cave trolls don't fart...

[ElanorGamgee]

Pippin: "When Frodo said that Gandalf was going to blow up when he heard about our last prank, I though he was speaking figuratively..."

[Gorothlammothiel]

That was very amusing ElanorGamgee, I can just see that happening too smilies/wink.gif

[Gamgee]

who says cave trolls don't fart...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
AM SERIOUSLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD, PEOPLE GIVING ME ODD LOOKS!!

[Ravenna]

With apologies to Nazgulnumber ten!

Merry - 'Pippin, next time the cave troll farts DON'T SET LIGHT TO IT!!!'

[NazgulNumberTen]

um, thanks smilies/biggrin.gif

[The Green Ringwraith]

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOL @ NN10!!! Uh oh, comp teacher coming, gotta go... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Salix]

Pippin: So what's for supper now?
Merry: Whatever you can salvage.

It's all I could think of. smilies/frown.gif

[Morquesse]

Pippin: 'Wow! I didn't know dragons could get colds!'

~M

[Rose Cotton]

Pippin: Who knew fire could burn you?

[Nevfeniel]

Gandalf: Why in Middle Earth did I ask Merry and Pippin to light the barbeque fire?! My love for the halflings leaf really does slow my mind.

[Rosseiliantiel]

Pippin: this is why we do it OUTSIDE
Merry: Oh...

[Robin Headstrong]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/movieshots/weathertop_threehobbits.jpg

[ElanorGamgee]

Sam: "Please, Mr. Strider, can't we keep one torch lit? We're so scared of the dark."

Pippin: "Did you just hear what I heard, Merry?"

Merry: "It's only your imagination, Pip...I think..."

[Nevfeniel]

Pippin: What's the fire for?
Sam: *muttering* For setting you on fire, you fool of a Took.
Pippin: Huh? Did you say something, Sam?
Sam: No, nothing. . .
Merry: He said "for setting you on fire, you fool of a Took."
Pippin runs away crying.
Sam: Nice going, Merry. Now you made him cry!
Merry: You were the one who said it!
Sam: I didn't mean for him to hear it!
Merry: Well then you shouldn't have said it out loud!
Aragorn: SHUT UUUUUUPPP! *mutters* Or I'll set you all on fire. . .
Merry: What was that, Strider?

[NazgulNumberTen]

we found harry potter! now for the witch-buring!!!

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

SAM: Where did my third juggling fire club go?
PIPPIN: I think it's up in that tree?
MERRY: Is it just me... or does it look like the tree is trying to put itself out?

[Elven Mistress]

Sam: I TOLD you guys those things were flammable...but did you listen...NO!!!

Pippin: What'd you say?

--Elven Mistress--

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Merry: I spy with my little eye....something shiny and silver!

Pippin: Is it a rock!

Merry: No.

Pippin: Is it a stick!

Merry: Uh...no...

Sam: Is it Strider's blade that he's taken out and is now approaching us with a scary, evil gleam in his eye because we hobbits lit torches so that any black rider can come and easily find us?

Merry: Yes, your turn!

____________________________

Pippin: What's that?

Merry: What's what?

Pippin: Up in that tree there.

Sam: It looks like a black rider!

Aragorn: You fools!! They've found us now! You stupid little hobbits!

Ringwraith: Hey, hey now Aragorn. I just wanted to come by and roast marshmellows with you people, no need to yell at the little fuzzy ones.

They're not that funny, but oh well.

[Nevfeniel]

I thought they were very funny, Lothiriel, especially the first one. It made me laugh out loud, which resulted in odd looks from my family.

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Thanks Nev! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Eruwen]

OMG. Those are hilarious!!! Nev, and Lothiriel's first one were my favorites from the last one. I was seriously rolling in the floor! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Why thank you, I'm flattered! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Rosseiliantiel]

ok bad: i'm not technically sposed to be on the computer, but here I am, laughing away. O dear, I have to wake up in three hours! smilies/eek.gif

[Robin Headstrong]

Sam: What exactly are we supposed to do with these torches?
Pippin: You got me.
Merry: Um... guys? Those horsepeople on top of the hill don't look too friendly...

[Laetetur]

Pippin: Is that just me, or is Gandalf on a *gulp* broomstick??
Sam: What are you talking about, Pip? Gandalf's a wizard, not a stupid witch!
Merry: No, Pippin's right! Gandalf's writing with smoke in the sky!! What... what's he saying??
Pippin: It's some form of piglatin... i can't read it!
Frodo: It is the language of Texas, which I will not utter here.
Merry: Oh please? It might be important!
Frodo: *sighing* Fine. It says "stop, drop, and roll!!"
Sam: What d'you suppose THAT means?
ALL: *shrug*

[Rec the Hedgehog]

Sam: Man it's hot.

Pippin: Hey what's that?

Marry: I don't know.

Sam: It's to darkover there. Man I wish
Strider wasn't so cheep.

Marry: Ya we could of gotten the flashlights.

Aragorn: I hurd that! (Takes out sword)

Marry, Pippin and Sam: Oooooooooh crud.

[Frieda]

Sam: I think we're lost.

Pippin: You could say that again.

*meanwhile Merry's hair seems to be catching on fire* o_O;

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Let's play with a pic from The Two Towers now!!!
http://home.primus.ca/~liam3/images/twotowers_lg_09.jpg

[ElanorGamgee]

Éomer: I think those guys are talking about us...

*faint laughter in backround*

Wormtongue: Is it my hair...?

(Cool picture, by the way. I've never seen it before.)

[ September 03, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]

[Frieda]

Eomer: Hmmm...I see that guests have arrived! Must go see who they are!

Wormtongue: Wha...ack! I've got hair in my mouth!

[ September 03, 2002: Message edited by: Frieda ]

[Nevfeniel]

It is the language of Texas, which I will not utter here Hey! I'm a Texan! (And by the way, I'm NOT a cowboy/girl!!!!!!!)

[NazgulNumberTen]

cool. wormtougne can pick his nose and not even use a finger.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Eomer: Is my tag sticking out?
Wormtongue: OH my gosh... I'm late for teaching potions class!!! (slight Harry Potter reference... I can't help it if he reminds me of Snape smilies/frown.gif )

[Robin Headstrong]

My lame attempt:

Eomer: A Ranger, an Elf, and a Dwarf... Hey, Wormtongue, we have guests! I suggest you put on a tie. And maybe comb your hair too... *snickers*
Wormtongue: What? Don't diss my hair! chicks dig this look!

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

(people walk in, dressed in long, dark, heavy robes carrying all sorts of weapons and toture devices.)

Eomer: Who are they?

Grima: Them? Oh um....um...they're just my study..friends...

Eomer: Oh, well hello there friends! Doesn't my beard look extra fuzzy today!

[Nevfeniel]

Éomer: *gasp* Did you hear that?
Wormtongue: What?
Éomer: I thought I heard something.
Wormtongue: Oh, I'm sure it was nothing.
Éomer: *whimper*
Yes, yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but doesn't it look like Éomer is saying that? Doesn't it?! *silence* Ooookay, I guess that's a no. . .

[Belin]

Eomer: I need to know, once and for all, do I, or do I not, have something in my hair??

Wormtongue: Oooohh.......

--Belin Ibaimendi

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Wormtongue: Look over there! It's a giant puple, man eating, tapdancing, thingamabober!

Eomer: Where? There?! Where is it! I don't see it! Hopefully I didn't scare it with my threatening stare!

(Wormtongue zips up his fly)

Wormtongue: Oh, it must of...um..flew away...
*chews on hair nervously*

[Elven Mistress]

Wormtongue: Lookit me! I'm floating! Look mom, no hands!

--Elven (should be Hobbit) Mistress--

Sowwy that was so lame, couldn't think of anything else...

[Robin Headstrong]

Note that I have no idea how to do the E acute (the e with the accent mark thingy above it). And this is another lame excuse for a caption by yours truly.

Wormtongue: C'mon, Eomer! I don't wanna be late for the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Eomer: Just a minute, I need to strecth my neck for a second... *crunch* Ah, that's better!

[Galadrie1]

LOL Robin!!! That was hilarious!!
It says how to make all the little accent things in the BD Forum FAQ. (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=001152)

[Robin Headstrong]

Thanks! Èomer! Èowyn! Khazad-dûm! Lol!
BTW, Galrie1, is that an anime-style Galadriel in your avatar? Cuz I've been working on anime versions of LOTR characters... (I'm an anime fanatic)

Hey, this topic is slowing down. Mind if I put up another pic?

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/sfcaptured.jpg

[Nevfeniel]

Ooh, this one's challenging! Uhhhhh. . .
Gondorian: You guys stole a loaf of bread from us! You shall pay! As punishment, we are going to throw you into a pit of. . .
Frodo: No, not. . .
Gondorian: Rabid fangirls.
Frodo and Sam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Anarya SilverBranch]

Wormtongue: You have crooked eyes.

Eomer: Well you've got hair up your nose!

(sorry, I didn't know what to put so I just stated the obvious smilies/smile.gif)

[ElanorGamgee]

Fangirls! That's great, Nev smilies/biggrin.gif

Faramir: Augh, hobbits stink! Would you guys clean those two up?

Frodo: Noooooo! I don't wanna take a bath! You aren't the boss of me!

Sam: Now calm down, Mr. Frodo...

Random soldier: I hate my job.

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Frodo: What the heck is Andy Serkis doing over there?
Sam: I think he's... oh... my...

~Take Two~
Frodo: Is it really necessary for Peter to walk around without shoes on all the time?

[mark12_30]

Austin: "Hey, they've posted tomorrow's shooting schedule."

Wood: "Aw, drat. Blue-screen again all day."
-------------------
Wood: "Hey, they've posted today's lunch menu."

Austin: "Aw, drat. Shepherds' Pie AGAIN."

[Elven Mistress]

Sam: I swear we didn't do it!

Frodo: Yeah, Mrs. Sam's Mommy! Don't send us away! We didn't really steal the cookies!

~okay, it wasn't funny, but i felt that i had to submit somethin <grin>~

[Eruwen]

Nev, Tigerlily, those were hilarious! Too bad I can't come up with any myself. Let me think of it alittle longer.

[NazgulNumberTen]

geez, gimli just can't take a good picture, he always cuts peoples heads off...tsk tsk.
i name that, WORST CAPTION EVER!!!

[Robin Headstrong]

Sam: Ah, damn! I didn't realize this area was under martial law! I knew we should've taken that left turn at Alberquerque...

BTW I love that rabid fangirl one! ROFL!

[ September 17, 2002: Message edited by: Robin Headstrong ]

[Nevfeniel]

BTW I love that rabid fangirl one! ROFL! Really? I didn't think it was that funny, I guess I was wrong. smilies/tongue.gif

[Elven Mistress]

Sam: Everything will be all right, Mr. Frodo, as long as they don't take my cooking pans...

[Robin Headstrong]

Lol, how's about this little beauty?
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4680.jpg

[NazgulNumberTen]

legolas: what are they?
gandalf: fangirls, they have been following us for 3 days now.
(i wonder why all of mine suck)

[Galadrie1]

Gandalf: *sigh* I told that Fool of a Took to stay away from the edge.. but did he listen? Nooo...
Legolas: Wait! I can see him! What the--?! How'd he manage to survive that fall? Look! He's waving at us!
Pippin: (from really far down) Hey, guys! It's great down here! I landed on something soft and squishy... It kinda looks like a-- aah!
Legolas: Oh no.. he landed on an orc that apperantly doesn't like being landed on... Oh well, I never liked that hobbit much, anyway.

(Umm.. right.. that was terrible. A thousand apologies. NN10, your's is hilarious! smilies/biggrin.gif)

[ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

[Robin Headstrong]

I also had a Fool of a Took caption in mind (reference to "Why don't you throw yourself in next time?") which is pretty bad:

Gandalf: "Fool of a Took! Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?"

[NazgulNumberTen]

thanks smilies/biggrin.gif

[Nevfeniel]

Legolas: I tried, but that beard ripped right out of my hands. . .

[elengil]

Legolas: Hey Gandalf, 10 to 1 you cant hit that orc way down there with your gum...

Gandalf: Oh yeah, elf boy?? Watch this (chhchchchchchchuck) *ptooo*

[elengil]

G: He didnt fall?? Inconcievable!!
L: You keep using that word. I donna think it means what you think it means...

[Isilya]

Legolas: What? It looks like Pippin survived the fall!! And what's that?!?!
Gandalf: It..it looks likes thousands of Playboy Bunnies!!! An...And they're swarming him, and taking him to a hot tub and giving him pints and........OLD TOBY!?!?!? Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................

[Galadrie1]

elengil, that was great! I love the Princess Bride!!! Woohoo!

[Raefindel]

LOL! Nev, that was great! You rock baby!

[Nevfeniel]

Awwww, thanks, Rae!

[Tanraugwen Greenleaf]

. Pippin: ooh, well, that was an experience.
Merry: I wet my pants...


~Whatever you're thinking, don't say it~ smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Elven Mistress]

Legolas: Tha's a big 'ol hole...

[Nevfeniel]

Gandalf: I dare you to jump in.

[Elven Mistress]

Gandalf: Hey mom! What're you doing here?!

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Gandalf: And now, My boy you see why 500pound dragons should never try to cannon ball off a 10,000ft high diving board....It leavs ONE BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!

Legolas: It also ends the cave pool party I planed for so long smilies/frown.gif

--Or--

Gandalf I wonder whats down there...

Legolas: Well...Theres one way to find out *Hops in the bucket to Gandalfs right and go's on down*

*30 minutes later*

Legolas: *Shouts from the bottome of the hole* HEY GANDALF! COME ON DOWN! THERES A THOUSAND PLAYBOY BUNNYS DOWN HERE AND A MOUTAIN OF ALE AND A HOT TUB AND A JAKOOZIE AND....WHOW MAMA! ITS PAMALA LEE!!!!!! HEY PAM! WANNA GET KISSED BY AN ELF!?

Gandalf: *to self* I guess Elrond wassen't jokeing when he said he knew of a gigantic party in a hole...

Sorry for ripping off your line *Waits for Isilya's wrath*

[ September 22, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

[Robin Headstrong]

Guess what time it is kids? It's hammer time - no wait, time for another pic. I just found this and knew I had to put this up.

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4686.jpg

Just another Friday night... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Pippin: GIVE ME A HUG!!!!!!!!

[Anastasia]

Guy behind Pippin: All in favour say DIE!
*takes out machine gun and starts shooting everyone*

ok that was truly awful, but I just wanted to be a part of this thing...

LOL everyone who posted before, this is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

[Anastasia]

P.S. only people who have seen the mel gibson episode of the simpsons will understand that.

[Isilya]

Hey Macarena Macarena Macarena!!

That's okay, Kithrena!! I burnt out all my pent up rage at soccer practice today. Slide tackling is fun!!

*Hey Gandalf, guess who I found? It's Pippin!!*

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Pippin: Oops!

Merry: Wow, what was that!!?

Pippin: Um....nothing

Ok, that was my lame attempt. I had some really good ones, but I can't remember some of them and the rest just don't come out right when I type them.

[Orome]

Merry and Pippin sing: "We're the Hobbits of Bree" (to the tune of "knights of the round table" by Monty python an Co.)
Gandalf:"On second thought i will not go to Bree, for it is a silly place."

the real reason why gandalf never showed up

[Willowberry_Firnsarnwen]

Pippin:WOO HOO! THEY HAVE PINTS!!!

~Willowberry~

[Willowberry_Firnsarnwen]

Oh my gosh! I've been reading back on these things,and I nearly choked to death trying not to laugh (Note to self: When finding something funny,remember to breath). You guys are HIL-ar-I-OOUS!!!!!

*Reads another and keels over on the floor laughing*

*sputters out* If..*gasp,laugh,laugh*..I..*gasp,gasp*..do die..*laugh,laugh,excesive rolling on floor*..this *gasp,gasp* time...I'm *gasp,laugh,gasp*..holding..*gasp,roll,roll,laugh, roll*...you *gasp,laugh,laugh,choke..* responsible! *Rolls around on the floor,laughing her heart out,while her family looks on in confusion,as her sister runs to call the mental hospital she starts to choke on a strand of hair,still,of course,laughing*

~Willowberry~

[ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: Willowberry_Firnsarnwen ]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

SOMEONE CALL ELROND!!!! HE'S NEEDED HERE!!!

Ohhhh, I forgot one on the last photo (The big hole) I might as well put it down.

Legolas: Wow...I guess they took us serious when we said we needed to go to the hole...

[Liriodendron]

"Where's the bathroom!"

[ September 24, 2002: Message edited by: Liriodendron ]

[Robin Headstrong]

Pippin: Forget the Lord of the Rings... I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!


Merry and Pippin sing: "We're the Hobbits of Bree" (to the tune of "knights of the round table" by Monty python an Co.)
Gandalf:"On second thought i will not go to Bree, for it is a silly place."
the real reason why gandalf never showed up

Lol, Monty Python rocks!!

[Elven Mistress]

Pippin *jumping up and down until...* "Ugh, my head..."

[Robin Headstrong]

Pippin: "Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side! Come on, it's time to go- do the Mario! Take one step and then again! Let's do the Mario all together now!" (for those of you who remember the old Super Mario Bros. Show smilies/biggrin.gif)

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4681.jpg

"Where's the bag? I think I'm seasick..."

[Anastasia]

The Philosophical moments of Gimli...

Not funny I know.

[Alatariel]

Gandalf's DEAD?! but... but... I thought he was... this can't be true! *SOB!*

[Anastasia]

Zombie-like voiuce: MUST...OBEY...SAURON...MUST...KILL...FELLOWSHIP... .

[Nevfeniel]

No! I can't see the picture! smilies/frown.gif

[Anastasia]

*through gritted teeth*: CHEESE.

[Brinniel]

Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Gimli:
"Wow I am riding in the same boat as Legolas the enchanting, Legolas the beautiful, Legolas the nimble, Legolas the elf that will have girls thousands of years from now screaming out after him even though they know they shall never have him.... wow...."

[Isilya]

Tigerlily: LOL!!That's great!!

Legolas (in head): You know, Gimli's been like that since we left Lothlorien. I wonder if somebody put something in his hip flask.

[Eruwen]

Gimli: {sniff, sniff} "Pheeww!! Alright, next time Aragorn rides with the Elf!"

Legolas: "I resent that."

Gimli: "Well, from now on leave your petty perfume at home."

Alright. My lame attempt. Not funny, I know. That's just what came to mind.

[hobbitlass]

...I should have used Preperation H....

(For those who don't know, it's a medication for hemerroids...if you don't know what that is go look it up!)

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

I knew I shouldent have had that 77nth Ale...

or

Who can say where the roads go's...Or is that only for the first verse?...Maybe its ' Who can say where your heart lies ' No, wait, issent that 'Why your heart sighs' ? SH*T I FORGOT!!!!

Legolas: I wonder if Aragorn would be mad if I pushed him overboard...
(Thanx to Enya and 'Only Time' for this one)

Or

Your in My Mind,
All of the time.
I know its not enough...
(Thanx to Mr. Bono and U2 and thier song "Eletetrical Storm" For this one)

Well'p...I tired!

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Thanks, Isilya. I like to make fun of the Legolas obsession whenever I can smilies/smile.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

*Grumble*

[Alatariel]

Ooh... the swinging watch...
Legolas: Repeat after me, I do not hate Legolas...
Gimli: I do not hate Legolas...
Legolas: I love all Elves
Gimli I love all Elves...

[Isilya]

The Legolas Obsession tends to fly out of control sometimes, I should know. I shared a locker with my best friend last year, and she saw the movie, and became absolutely obsessed with him. I played along, only so she wouldn't hurt me. Our entire locker was covered with Legolas pictures....and a couple of the fellowship. We got strange looks as people walked by.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

I know how some obessions can go....I shared a locker with a girl who had a crush on Austen Powers....

[Isilya]

SICK AND WRONG!! SICK AND WRONG!!

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

I know. I had to put up with bad takes offs and pitures and outfits and her pasteing a picture of him in a bikibi over My ONE picture of Legolas which was on My side of the locker...Ohh, it was torment.....Now you all know why I am a bit crazzy.

Gimli: I hope this boat trip gets done soon...That chili I had last nights starting to take effect!

[ElanorGamgee]

Gimli (thinking): "What is the meaning of life? Is all this fighting really worth it? Where do those Orcs I love to hew with my axe go? Where will I go if one of them hews me with an axe? I wonder if Mommy ever thinks of me at dinner when my plate is just setting at my spot and I'm not in my chair...I always thought that Mommy had the most beautiful beard in the world when I was a little dwarfling..."

*a tear slowly trickles down his cheek*

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

I like chicken. Mmmmm, chocolate. Hey, I wonder if that duck will move out of the way before our boat goes over it.....Ooh, a butterfly!

[NazgulNumberTen]

hmm...a cleen shaven gimli? nah, ill just go for the goatee.

[Robin Headstrong]

Gimli: "I don't think I'm ready for another pic..."

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4685.jpg

Ooooohhhh! Aaaahhhh!

[ElanorGamgee]

Aragorn: "Really. Minas Tirith is supposed to be right here..."

Boromir: "That's the last time I trust you with the map."

[Elenna]

Boromir: Move closer, guys! I can't get all of you AND the forest in the picture!

Legolas: Is that a crow?

*The entire fellowship whirls around just as the camera goes off.*

Lame, yes. It was funnier in my head.

[NazgulNumberTen]

HOLY $#!* A TREE!!! don't see them very often.

[Elven Mistress]

Aragorn: This, my friends, is the forest of Mirkwood

Pippin: Riiight...can we eat yet?

*hehe, sorry, it worked out "funnily" in my mind...yeah...i'm tired...*

[hobbitlass]

smilies/redface.gif smilies/redface.gif smilies/redface.gif smilies/redface.gif
...."The Sun will come out Tomorrow..."

[Diamond18]

Aragorn: "Behold, Orodruin; Mount Doom!"
Boromir: "It looks different than I imagined it."
Frodo: "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, I gave the Ring to Treebeard."

~OR~

Merry: "Look! It's the secret mountain of the Entwives!"
Pippin: "Should we go tell Treebeard?"

[Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam]

Elrond: Ok first one to that grove of trees wins!
ON YOUR MARK...... GET SET....

[Lady_Espel]

Merry: Wow
Pippin: Miracle grow, it's a wonderful thing.


I'm really sorry, that didnt work as well as I'd of liked it to.

[Catherine]

Um...maybe we should turn back.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Whos the seccond blond haired dude?

Gimli: Good thing I shaprened My ax smilies/evil.gif:

Legolas: OOHHHH!!! LOTS OF TREETS TO FRLOIC IN! *Skips merryly off*
((Whats wrong with Me? I useally dont say things like that about Legolas...))

Aragorn: Whats all those tall brown things with the green leafy things on em?
Pippin: That, My lad, is trees

Lame, I know...FORGIVE ME!???

[Robin Headstrong]

Aragorn: Here we are, then. Mirkwood!
Boromir: Mirkwood!
Frodo: Mirkwood!
Sam: Mirkwood!
Legolas: It's only a model.

Sorry, I just felt like doing a Monty Python reference there.

BTW, I thought Elenna's camera one was funny. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Elven Mistress]

Aragorn: The forest of Mirkwood!
Legolas: Where? All i see is a blue screen! I don't see-
Pippin: Psss! Your line is "long have i waited to once again look upon my homeland"
Legolas: But it's a blue screen! And i'm english! I don't understand you people!
Merry: That's it...i quit!

~okay, okay...give me a break!~

[ElanorGamgee]

Aragorn: Here we are, then. Mirkwood!
Boromir: Mirkwood!
Frodo: Mirkwood!
Sam: Mirkwood!
Legolas: It's only a model.

That's great! Ah, gotta love Monty Python references... smilies/biggrin.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Hobbits: Yay! Mirkwood!
Aragorn: Silly Hobbits, Mirkwood isn't in this book... that is Lothlorien...
Hobbits: Oooooooo......

Sorry, but it is Lothlorien.... check when the new extended DVD comes out smilies/smile.gif

[Diamond18]

Um, just a thought...you all know that's Lothlórien, not Mirkwood, right?

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Um, just a thought...you all know that's Lothlórien, not Mirkwood, right?
Ah yes, that what I was saying above...

[Diamond18]

Sorry, missed it. Freaking myself out...and to think I threw an apple at Bill Ferny once for doing that. Fool of a Took's wife! I shall slap myself, or at least think about it.

Er, but you'll notice our posts both say 11:20. You're playing with my mind, which isn't hard to do...ah, I'll go to bed now.

[ October 03, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

You're playing with my mind
Ah yesssss.... go to sleeeeppp Diamond18. You will awake and remember nothing... then you will cluck like a chicken and call your pillow "my precious", then you will eat it....

Anywho...

[Diamond18]

Mmmmmmmmmmm, my pillow tasted very good thank you. Bwak, bwak, bwak...

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

Merry: Is that...?
Pippin: No
Frodo: Isn't that it..?
Legolas: Can't be
Gimli: Wait, isn't that
Pippin: Nah
Merry: I think it..
Sam: Yeah
Gimli: It is
Aragorn: No
Boromir: I think it is!

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Legolas: Lothlórien!
Aragorn: Lothlórien!
Frodo: Lothlórien!
Sam: Lothlórien!
Pippin: Lothlórien!
Merry: Lothlórien!
Boromir: BATHROOM!!!!! *Runs towards Lothlórien in search for a bathroom*

Ok, that was lame, but I tried smilies/frown.gif

[Brinniel]

Legolas: Wow, would you look at that! I've never seen something so wonderful in my entire life! I'm mean, it just stands out! Look at how the sun just shines on it! It's gorgeous, I tell you. Gorgeous!

Aragorn: Yeah, we get it Legolas. You think the forest is beautiful.

Legolas: Forest? What forest? I was talking about that small rock down there. It's so shiny and polished and.....oh man, I've gotta have that rock!

*Legolas runs down to get the rock*

Boromir: What the....

Gimli: I've encouraged him to start a rock collection. This is his 1,121 rock so far. *smiles proudly*

[Evisse the Blue]

Gimli: I've encouraged him to start a rock collection. This is his 1,121 rock so far. *smiles proudly*

LOL!!!
It inspired me to write this:
Gimli: Hooray!! A forest, at long LAST! Green grass under my poor little feet, sore of walking on blasted stonesfor so long! Adios, stones! Hellllo, beautiful forest, here I come! ::runs merrily towards the wood::
The others stare at him.
Legolas: I taught him everything he knows.

[Eruwen]

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/grlaugh.gif

Omg!! Some of those were hilarious!!

Gimli: I've encouraged him to start a rock collection. This is his 1,121 rock so far. *smiles proudly*

Gimli: Hooray!! A forest, at long LAST! Green grass under my poor little feet, sore of walking on blasted stonesfor so long! Adios, stones! Hellllo, beautiful forest, here I come! ::runs merrily towards the wood::
The others stare at him.
Legolas: I taught him everything he knows.

LOL!!!!

[Salix]

Legolas: There is the forest of Lothlorien.
Silence.
Sam: Look Frodo has jellybeans!
*The fellowship dives at Frodo*
Mm, jellybeans. Never underestimate the power of jellybeans.

[Eruialiwen]

LMAO!!!!!!!! Too funny!!!

Aragorn: This is what happens when you try to bury a Balrog.

Hobbits, Gimli, Legolas, Boromir (their eyes wide): Oooooo...


OK very lame, but I can't think of anything! smilies/redface.gif

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Sam: Wellcome to the Garden I grew wile Frodo was waiting for Gandalf to return!

----

Legolas: RACE YA THERE! *Runs towards forrest and just as he gets to it, he bumps into one of the cardbord trees and entire set falls on top of him*
Ouch....

PJ: When will these people realize its only a set?...MEDIC!
---

OK, Lame I know, but what you expect from Me?

[Lady_Espel]

Can we have another picture please? This is to fun to let dry up

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Kay, new pic...
http://www.psy-strike.com/pipintreebeard.jpg

[Diamond18]

Pippin: "Merry, I'm afraid of heights!"

Merry: "So am I, so are all hobbits...but you're the *smart* hobbit who figured out how to escape from the Uruk-hai...so keep up the good work (snicker) while I rest my feet."

Treebeard: "Hooooooom, now..."

[Reyna Evergreen]

Ooooooooooh! Fun! I think I join in....NOW! just a thought, I put a bit of a "scene" before just to make some sence out of it...


Pippin: Now that was a close escape! Merry?

Merry: X.X

Pippin: *yelling* MERRY! For the love of God, I told you not to eat that Uruk-Hai,s mushroom!

*Merry throws up*
--caption--
Pippin: What the -?! Ew! Merry! Those AREN'T mushrooms!


Heheh..not incredibly funny...but enough to scare the little kiddies away until Halloween. smilies/evil.gif

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Treebeard (thinking): Can't breath, strange little creature holding my nose... perhaps I shall have to be hasty...

[Reyna Evergreen]

*jumps looking over the pic*

Yikes! Didn't notice that was Treebeard....I apologize oh wise one!

[ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: Reyna Evergreen ]

[Nevfeniel]

Pippin: Merry! The tree's talking to me!
Merry: Oh, it's just you're imagination, Pip.
Treebeard: Oh really? Hoom.
Merry: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs away*
Pippin: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *jumps out of tree and joins Merry*
Treebeard: Wait!

[ October 06, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Pippin: NICE DOGGY!!!!
Treebeard: DID YOU SAY DOG!!!???

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

.I apologize oh wise one!
Apologize for what?

[Zoko Siman]

Pippin: Guys! it may look like a normal tree on the outside but it's not really! Watch, just break off a peice of the shell and--
Treebeard (in scottish accent): Ouch, ya frekkin' kid! Get off meh! I am not can-day! Cripes!
Fellowship:: *running madly*

...i tried.

[Diamond18]

Pippin: "Oh noooo! It's Old Man Willow all over again!"

[Eruialiwen]

Legolas: RACE YA THERE! *Runs towards forrest and just as he gets to it, he bumps into one of the cardbord trees and entire set falls on top of him*
Ouch....

PJ: When will these people realize its only a set?...MEDIC!

LOL smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

OK, my caption for the new pic...

Treebeard: Ahh...ahhh...ahhhhhh

Pippin: This is no time for sneezin'! *he holds Treebeard's nose*

Treebeard: CHOOOOO!!!!

Pippin: That's nice...sap all over the mushrooms!

OK that's no good...LOL I tried smilies/wink.gif

[Lady_Espel]

Ok, major rules have been broken, I'm sorry.

Merry: Come on Pip!
Pippin (To treebeard):I know we haven't known each other very long, but it feels like I've known you all my life. I just feel this connection, you know, tell me you feel it to.
Treebeard (To Pippin): Yes, I love you Pippin.
Sappy music plays, birds chirp, and the light shines down on the happy couple
Merry:Oh for goodness sake.

[Lady_Espel]

I'm sorry, I hang my head in shame.

[Zoko Siman]

Lady_Espel , that sooo by far, is one of them most sick demented things I have heard all day
...
...
...

*Applauds!*

Your sick humor far surpasses that of mine own! smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/smile.gif

[ October 07, 2002: Message edited by: Zoko Siman ]

[Diamond18]

Lady Espel, as Diamond of Long Cleeve aka Mrs. Peregrin Took, I can only say..."How awful, how terribly awful. I think I'll go cry." (boohoohoo).

[Elenna]

So farts really ARE flammable!

or

You mean THIS is what happens to kids who smoke?

[Lady_Espel]

Omigosh your crying, oh no. I am sooooo sorry, look I just won't post anymore. It always ends up making someone sad.

[Elven Mistress]

Merry: Don't worry, Pip! I'll catch you!
Pippin: Sure ya will! That's what you said last time!!!

And Lady_Espel!!! That was mean! Funny, but mean!!! Hey! And don't stop posting!! smilies/tongue.gif

[Diamond18]

Lady_Espel, don't worry, I'm over my tears and on to plotting the ruin of Treebeard.

Pippin, after Merry says "Oh for goodness sakes": "Ohmigosh, is that Diamond down there with a chain saw?"

Merry runs away: "I'm staying out of this."

Ooohh, lame.

[ October 08, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

[Lady_Espel]

It was not lame, it was funny.

[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

That was very funny!

Lady_Espel, I didn't find your post all that offencive. As a matter of fact, I burst out laughing, which earned Me sevreal strange looks from My grandparrent.
DONT STOP POSTING! Pweese?

[Diamond18]

That wasn't lame, that was funny.

Thanks Lady_Espel, but I have a better idea now...instead of Merry running away:

"Hey, Diamond, what say we leave these two losers? You don't need that dude, anyway, you can just call me, 'Mr. Magnificent'."

Hehe. Fantasy, gotta love it. smilies/wink.gif

[NazgulNumberTen]

"what is it?"
"eather a tree, or something wooden with boogers"
"...oooook"
(LAMEST CAPTION EVER!!!)

[Lady_Espel]

Oooo, I never knew I was loved until now, wow no one's ever taken notice of my posts before. I will carry on posting. And good for you Diamond, I'm sure you'll be very happy together!

[Robin Headstrong]

Pippin: "Merry, wait! I just realized I left my lunchbox at the bottom!"

[Anastasia]

new picture, maybe?

[Lady_Espel]

Yea, can we have a new picture please?

[Anastasia]

Can I do it? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/elefant.gif

[Anastasia]

OK, I'll take that as a yes smilies/wink.gif


http://www.full-of-beans.net/lotr-boromir/mtv-special/film-clips/008.jpg

[ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: Anastasia ]

[Nevfeniel]

Boromir: Geez, Aragorn. I know rangers don't really have time to do much grooming, but would it kill you to brush your teeth?!

[Elven Mistress]

Boromir: Why did Legolas dye Gimli's hair blue?
Aragorn: I don't know, why is he running at us with the blue dye in his hands?
Boromir: Don't know
*They glance at each other*
Aragorn: RUN!

[Elenna]

Boromir: Duh, what's that?
Aragorn: Aaaaah! Legolas must have forgotten to do his makeup this morning!

Lame, I know - I'll think of another one soon!

[Brinniel]

Boromir: What's that?
Aragorn: Fangirls from Dublin! Everyone hide!
*Unfortunately, the fangirls spot Legolas before he is able to hide and run straight towards him. Legolas is caught by surprise and is unable to escape the fangirls.
Legolas: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Boromir: Uh oh. I think Legolas is in trouble. Should we help him?
Aragorn: Nah, he can take care of himself. I'll just shout out a few words of encouragement and he'll be fine. Run, Legolas! Run!!!
*Legolas continues to scream for help as fangirls pile on top of him*

[ October 11, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

[Diamond18]

*Laughs with unbridled delight at Brinniel's post. Tehehe...words of encouragement...*

Boromir: "Do you think that if I pucker my lips like this I could get as many fangirls as Legolas and Frodo?"
Aragorn: "Ahhhhhhhh!"
Boromir: "What?"
Aragorn: "My reflection! Am I really that ugly?"
Boromir: "No, no, that's not your reflection in that pool, it's a dead orc."
Aragorn: "Phew, what a relief. But, where are the others?"
Boromir: "I don't know...does it matter? You never answered my question. Do you think that if I—"
Aragorn: "Ahhhhhh!"
Boromir: "Would you stop doing that???"
Aragorn: "Now I'm looking at your reflection!"
Boromir: "This could go on forever...where is Lurtz when you need him?"

[Anastasia]

Aragorn-...so, if you get really old clothes , don't brush your hair for a week, and get that *glint* in your eye, you'll be as handsome and popular as me, Aragorn son of Arathorn (sp?) who is the heir to the throne, AND I'm gonna be king, and... Are you listening to me?
Boromir- eh?
Aragorn says something rude and frustrated in orkish. Everyone looks at him. Big tense silence.
Aragorn- What? What'd I say?
Everyone stares as his mask peels off. Its really an evil orc!
Aragorn/Evil Orc- oops.

OK, kill me someone, that was tres mal! http://www.plauder-smilies.de/sad/shakehead.gif

[ October 12, 2002: Message edited by: Anastasia ]

[Amanaduial the archer]

Aragorn: Man, I hate sunburn!
Boromir: What are those orcs over there doing with the torches?
Aragorn: Erm...planning to enhance the sunburn.
*look at each other*
RUN!

or

*the philosophical moments of Boromir...*

EDIT: diamond18 that was classy!

[ October 12, 2002: Message edited by: Amanaduial the archer ]

[Diamond18]

Why thank you...I was kind of hoping it would be funny, but I'll take what I can get. smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/tongue.gif

[Elenna]

Boromir: What's that terrifying image I'm being subjected to?

Aragorn: What, you mean that huge advancing army of orcs?

Boromir: Nah, that's not scary. I mean who's that running away from them?

Aragorn: AAAAAHHHHH! They scared Pippin out of the shower! RUN!!!!

[Rec the Hedgehog]

(Yep I'm back)

Aragorn: Holy cow It's a leminade stand.

Boromir: Wait a sec it says "Anything. Price your soul".

Stand owner: Welcome. I will give you anything for your soul.

Aragorn: What's a soul?

Boromir: Oh no.

(okay so it's bad. Oh well)

[Eruialiwen]

Boromir: Whoa...who is that beautiful woman bathing over there?

Aragorn: Errr...that's Legolas, Boromir.

Boromir: Oh. Wow...duh...hehe...durrr...hmm

Aragorn: Legolas, HIDE! Boromir forgot to take his medication!


Bad, I know...couldn't think of anything else!

[Anastasia]

New picture, d'you think?

[Lady_Espel]

Wait for me. Sorry, I kinda had the same idea as Amanaduial. :S
Boromir: Do you think we over did the blusher?
Aragorn:Blusher? Blusher is for trashy people, i pinched.

Dismal, really.

[Lady_Espel]

We can have a new one now.

[Anastasia]

Shall I do the honours?
http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/april2001/ringwraiths.jpg

[Anastasia]

*Every Facelift Surgeon's Nightmare*

[Diamond18]

#1: "You know, my mom says that I spend too much time at the Barrow-Downs."

#2: "That's silly."

#1: "Yeah, she says I don't get outside enough...that I don't get enough sun."

#2: "Too much sun gives you skin cancer, you know."

#1: "You don't think I'm too pale?"

#2: "Nah."

[Rose Cotton]

They were once fans. Great kings of fans. Then Peter Jackson the deciever made them wait too long for the next Lord of the Rings movie. Blinded by their obsession they tried to endur the long wait, one by one falling into madness.

[Elven Mistress]

#1 is on the left, #2 is on the right...

#1: Aragorn! Stop moving! They'll notice us!
#2: I gotta get outta this thing! I think i'm becoming alergic to the make-up!
#1: lucky for you! Now the fangirls will surely start after me again!
#2: hey! this was YOUR idea!

[Lady_Espel]

#1:Have you ever had one of those days?
#2:Yea, you wake up and you're dead.
#1:You get used to it.

[Raefindel]

Rose that was hysterical!

[Amanaduial the archer]

hey, can i just make one rule for this thing? Robin do u mind?

please dont all keep putting yourselves down ok? Some of these are really good, but y'all keep saying theyre lame. Theyre classy!

anyway, diamond, when i said classy, it goes for funny as well.

[Rec the Hedgehog]

(This kind of goes with the one I did for the last picture)

Borimir: I told you not to agree to that "Anything for your soul" guy!

Aragorn: Well atleast I got that lemonaid

Borimir: Ummmmmm Aragorn......

Aragorn: What?

Borimir: That's acid.

Aragorn: Oh sheep I already drank it. No wonder I look like this.

[Eruialiwen]

LOL!!! I'll have a go at this one... smilies/smile.gif


#1: They shall never find the Ring this way! Haha! Gandalf has some really good ideas sometimes. Disguised as one of these ugly wraiths, we can sneak the Ring into Mordor, right, Sam?

#2: Riiiing? BAGGGGIINNNSSSSS! THE ONE RIIING!

#1: Oops, wrong wraith...-_-'

[Amanaduial the archer]

lol eru, lovin it!

[Nevfeniel]

1: Last time I go to your beautician!
2: Look, I said I was sorry, okay! Geez, can't make any mistakes, can I. . .

[Anastasia]

When you people have had enough can I do the nexct pic? PWEETY PLEESE? http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[ October 14, 2002: Message edited by: Anastasia ]

[Elven Mistress]

Excuse me if I'm wrong, but no one's holding you back, Anastasia! Go ahead! I'd enjoy a new one...

#1 - would you PLEASE close your mouth! Your drooling is disgusting me!
#2 - I'm surprised you can even see me through your half open lids!
#1 - at least my mouth isn't hanging open!
#2 - at least my eyes aren't shut so much!
...and on and on and on...Being in the same place with the same people can get a little tedious at times...

[NazgulNumberTen]

wow. so there are people uglier than me.

[Anastasia]

OK, shall I do one now?

http://www.wokkie.com/englanders/may2001/booklet/lg/frodoandbilbo.jpg

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/chicken.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/tiere/grommit.gif

[Amanaduial the archer]

You thought all you had to worry about was disease, war, famine, pestilence, plague and death...but you hadnt met the hobbits from hell...


Frodo: Wooooo! You alright down there Gandalph? Wheeee!
Bilbo: Whoohoo! Yeah dude, I told you the ceiling was low.
Frodo: Man, that pipeweed was strong stuff! I can see little flying orcs!
Bilbo: Not pipeweed Frodo. Just weed. Whooo...now I can see flying dragons!...
Frodo: Uh oh...where are Merry and Pippin?
*Look at each other*
"DUCK!"

[hobbitlass]

B:AAAHAHAHAHA!-Did you see that?
F:No, what?
Bilbo points.
F:AAAAAAHAHAHA! You didn't!
B:Yup! I tied Legolas' hair to Gimli's beard while they slept. AAAAAAAHAHAHHA!

[Tigerlily Gamgee]

Frodo: Ha!!! and they said that our matching haircuts would look bad!!!!!
Bilbo: And those silly elves telling us that we need to use styling products! Ha!

[Diamond18]

Frodo: "Bilbo! Look into Galadriel's mirror with me! It's FUN! Whoo-hoo!"

Bilbo:"That is one cool looking EYE!"

[Eruialiwen]

LMAO, Hobbitlass smilies/biggrin.gif


Bilbo: errm...do you see what I'm seeing?
Frodo: Sam jumping in the lake when he can't even swim? He too thought the dragon was real...
Bilbo: yep.
*They look at each other as Sam flounders in the lake*
Frodo: I knew it was fake all along.
Bilbo: so did I!
Frodo (directing at Sam): STUPID HOBBIT!
*they start cackling*

[NazgulNumberTen]

bound by a flap of skin at the cheast, the conjoined hobbits had a hard life, but managed to stay positive about it.

[Nevfeniel]

smilies/biggrin.gif That was great!

[NazgulNumberTen]

um...thanks

[Nevfeniel]

You're welcome!

Argh! I can't think of any good captions for this picture! Noooo!!!

[gralin musicteeth]

HObbits are happy creatures.
*Collective Groan*
hey i had to put something!!!!!!

[Lady_Espel]

Said with their moves hardly moving
Bilbo: Do you think we can move our mouths yet?
Frodo: I dunno, they said a few hours.
Bilbo: You're lips do look a lot fuller.

Or this one.

Again said with their mouths hardly moving
Frodo: I never thought they were serious when they said we'd get stuck like this.