Crazy Captions

[Gurthang]

Pippin: "Merry quick! We've got to hide; the orcs are coming!"
Merry: "Okay." *hides face in jug*
Pippin: "That'll never work! There's no room for me!"

OR

Pippin tries to hold him back, but Merry just has this urge to jump into the strange floating urn.

[narfforc]

Merry re-enacting the famous Bilbo BBQ Binge, where he threw up in Bag-End

[Lalwendë]

Pippin: "Please, Merry! Don't do it! Don't wear that oversized beanie hat! What with your 3/4 length pants, you'll just look like a chav!"

[davem]

Merry: 'Oh, Pippin! It is glorious - there is a whole world contained in here & I gaze down upon it as a God!'

Pippin: 'Do not speak so! The Gods are ever listening, ever ready to strike down the proud!

Merry: 'But it is glorious - there are palaces, meads; great kings lead their armies into battle to strike down their foes into the dust!'

Pippin: 'Speak on - what else do you see (though I fear the just wrath of the Gods for asking!).

Merry: 'Mountains & seas, great forests & lonely crags! Wild kine & flittermice! Horses race upon the plains beneath a gibbous moon!'

Pippin: 'Horses! Cast the accursed thing from you!'

Merry: 'Ah! Ah! I cannot! They hold me with their eyes!'

Pippin: 'All is lost!' (Sits by the dead fire & casts ashes upon his head...)

[Maeggaladiel]

Merry and Pippin run into the Tootsie Rolls of Unusual Size (T.R.U.S.). The only candy that eats YOU.

[CaptainofDespair]

Merry and Pippin journey ever deeper into Fangorn Forest.

Merry: *rummages in his oversized pack* Now, where'd I put that...
Pippin: We don't have time for this Merry! We could be attacked at any second!
Merry: Uh-huh. So? I'm not afraid of some silly Ents or ugly Orcs.

Merry was never heard from again. Pippin survived, however, but could only recount fragments of the horror he had witnessed. He would rant and rave about a 'DM' and 'Crossing Him', and none could figure what he meant. In his sleep, Pippin would call out to a long-dead Merry, crying 'Not the Squirrels!'.

[Meela]

When it came to escape ideas, Merry really was scraping the bottom of the barrel.

[Kath]

Pippin began to think that Merry was taking the Doctor Who impersonations a little too far.

OR

Merry: Help me Pippin! I'm stuck!

EDIT: Just noticed that first one is very similar to Lal's. I'll leave it, but apologies go with it. That'll teach me not to read the thread before posting :rolleyes:

[The Only Real Estel]

Here in Fangorn Pippin ran into what he thought was just a myth...the Elephant Man. (or should we say Oliphaunt Man ;))

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Here in Fangorn Pippin ran into what he thought was just a myth...the Elephant Man. (or should we say Oliphaunt Man ;))

The Oliphaunt Man: Is he man or is he Oliphaunt?

Pippin: Oi! Clear that mess up!

OR

Pippin had reservations about Merry's diving helmet.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Merry: PJ I just can't do it! I can't cut another part from the original LOTR!!! :mad:
Pipppin: Don't question his authority you'll just end up with... (clunk) ....A bucket on your head?!?! :confused:

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "Come on Merry, I want some of the cookie dough too!"

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

http://lecaplain.reynaud.free.fr/ELROND.JPG

Elrond: They're throwing elephants at us?

[Glirdan]

Elrond: That's wierd. I thought Balrog's didn't have wings!! :eek:

[Meela]

Elrond: What d'you mean, they didn't bother making me a helmet?

Or

Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell.

Or

Elrond suddenly realises he's left his helmet in Rivendell. And his sword. And his shield...

[THE Ka]

It was the last thing Elrond would have prepared for, but alas, it happened...

Oh great! Just wonderful! There goes my eyes... I should have brought my sunglasses...

~ Aesthete

[Maeggaladiel]

Looking at his fellow soldiers, Elrond couldn't help but feel he'd forgotten something.... But what?


OR


It's a little-known fact that Elrond was originally a Roman Legionaire.

[The Only Real Estel]

Elrond soon found out that, yes, there were birds overhead; & no, they didn't care too much if their "business" landed on his Half-Elven cheek.

[The Elf-warrior]

The Orcs were not afraid of the Phantom of Opera.

[Alcarillo]

Elrond was a notoriously messy eater, especially when it came to chocolate.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: What do those Orc banners say? "We'll fill you"? What?

Soldier: I think you forgot your glasses, sir.

OR

Elrond was always nervous on these roller coasters.

Or yet!

Elrond: I think I left the iron on.

[Lalwendë]

Elrond perfects his middle distance vacant stare as he rides to work on the Ringular tube line.

[mormegil]

A good pre-battle kick line was the tradition amongst elves, though the records tell us precious little, this visual record is proof positive that the ritual was indeed performed.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The Rivendell Elves film their own Bohemian Rhapsody video.

or

Battle or no battle, Elrond does not miss the opportunity to tan.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron was so experienced at pick-pocketing. He had not only swiped Elrond's helm but also his trousers. It will be another five seconds before he realises.

OR

The POMEAGGU (People Of Middle Earth Against Gandalf the Grey Uncloaked) Come against their foe!

[mormegil]

Elrond remembers at this most inoportune time that he forgot to take his Imodium A-D this morning.

[Mithalwen]

Elrond had taken a few days off to go skiing in the white mountains before heading to battle.

[The Only Real Estel]

Elrond: "I hate this heat! Not only is it too hot and stuffy in here, my sweat is making my manly-looking fake beard rub off!" :mad:

[davem]

ELVISH WHISPERS

Elrond: 'What do you mean 'Send three & fourpence, we're going to a dance?????'

OR

Elrond: "Do you hear that, Mr. Aegnor? That is the sound of inevitability."

Aegnor: "No Sir, it was me - just nerves. Sorry Sir'

Elrond: 'I thought it was a wind out of the West!

[Parmastahir]

"When they said 'Put a helmet on that soldier', I thought they meant something else!"

[narfforc]

Elrond: Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes

Soldier 1: What happens if their eyes are yellow or red

Elrond: Well shoot when you hear knees knocking together

Soldier 2: What happens if they're not scared of us

Elrond: Don't worry about that, it will be my knees knocking anyway.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Elrond had been taking lessons from Aragorn:How not to bath.
OR
Aragorns disguise was perfect except that he forgot to have a wash before putting it on

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: I bet Elros never had this trouble.

OR

Elrond regretted playing poker with Galadriel. It was worse than playing strip poker with Gandalf... well, not THAT bad...

[Gandalf_the _white]

I can't believe it!! Boromirs catapult idea worked!!

[Parmawen]

"So after this, whoever waxed my eyebrows is going down...I told them 'a little off the top'...not the WHOLE BLOODY BROW...*sniffle*" -Elrond.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: Good grief! A new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/14564.jpg

Witch King: I'm going to ask you one more time, nicely... Is this the right road for Minas Tirith?

OR

Witch King: Will you stop laughing? It’s not that funny!

Or even:

Fell Beast: BUUUURRRPPP!

[Kath]

Pippin wondered just when Gandalf would get the password right this time.

OR

Gandalf's first attempts at dentistry weren't met with much enthusiasm.

[narfforc]

Witch-king: Old fool this is my time

Gandalf: Yes,yes just wait until I find my contact lense.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Witch King: He just stepped out in front of me! I didn't see him coming!

Gandalf: I'll sue you into the nothingness that awaits you and your dark master!

OR

Gandalf: And I got this scar from fighting a pyromaniac steward, and this one from the time I was uncloaking at Bilbo’s party and this one…

Witch King: Kill me now!

[Lalwendë]

Fell Beast: "Kurrrrrrrhhhhhh kurrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh yiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc......."

Witch King: "Oh, hell, he's trying to bring up another fur ball."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This summer:
4 unlikely heroes must join forces in order to find the straight road:
A lazy Wizard
An outcast Half ling
A Dead guy
And a Horse with an attitude.

In the new comedy adventure: Looking' for a road.

Coming to Cinemas June 9th 1023 IV Age.

[Kuruharan]

Gandalf: No *hic* really offisher...I onnnnly hash a wittle bit ta be...sochible *hic*

[Mithalwen]

Memories of old school riding lessons:

Witch King Instructor : "For goodness sake you have to get straight back on before you lose your nerve. Stop making a fuss about a silly little tumble "

[Meela]

Gandalf is overpowered by a greater evil than the Witch-King - a Fell Beast's breath.

[Formendacil]

Pippin and the Witchking look at each other in terror: Gandalf's empty cloak, lying on the road, can mean only one thing: Gandalf the White is somewhere, Uncloaked.

[Farael]

Fell beast: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

[The Only Real Estel]

The crowd (the Fell Beast mainly) roars with laughter at the latest cowboys' attempt to ride the famed bucking bronco Shadowfax.

[Gurthang]

The fell beast's jaw drops to the floor upon seeing Gandalf uncloak.

OR

Pippin and Shadowfax do their best statue imitations hoping that the Witch-King won't notice them.

OR

Fell Beast: *Pant pant pant*
Witch-King: "Gandalf, have you by chance seen a three-foot, red rubber ball? It's difficult to play fetch when we don't have our ball."

[mormegil]

It was a dark moment for all those of Minas Tirith, the Witch-King had arrived. As none but the most stout hearted could even stand his presence Gandalf had to face him alone. Gandalf strode forward with a regal magnificence not seen in Middle-earth since the first age. His flowy white hair glistened and his aura seemingly emmited a light as if his very sould possesed the light of the Silmaril.

As he marched towards his destiny Gandalf thought, "this will take all my skill and strength, even then is it enough to best this foe?"

Each step seemed like minutes, however at length he arrived to confront his foe. Gandlaf drew himself to his full height and raised his staff, to all who saw it seemed that the white grew while the dark diminished. Then Gandalf spoke, his voice was as solid as rock and as clear as a horn when he said, "Go back fiend, it is not your time, go back to the abyss that was prepared for you and your mas...What's this? A penny! Well I'll be, say here W-K be a good lad and wait a moment while I pick it up."

[THE Ka]

Shadowfax had enough of the 'uncloaking' jokes...

Shadowfax: This is just ridiculous... *exits stage left*


~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fell Beast: *spits*

Gandalf: Aaaagh! I'm melting! No-ooooo!!

OR

Pippin: Silly Gandalf can't take his ale.

Gandalf: Wee! I'm not going to hurt you Mr Dragon. Give us a kiss! *Hick-up*

W - K: I'm... going to... go... now.

[The Sixth Wizard]

Witch King: Oh my GOD Gandalf, must you always leave yourself as a prime target for the "uncloaking" jokes?

OR

Pippin: Oh no Gandalf's gone and his cape is left behind!
Why does he have to impersonate Archimedes at a time like this?

(get it, Archimedes running out of the bath saying Eureka? YOU DON'T?! <sigh>)

:smokin:

[Bêthberry]

Gandalf contemplates a quick burst of Flame Imperishable which will relegate the fell beast to dinosaur mythology.

[Lalwendë]

Pippin: "Gandalf! This is the last time I take you in the Tate Modern! You always freak out at the modern art. This is just the Witch King's performance art reinterpretation of Francis Bacon's Three Studies for Figures at the Base of a Crucifixion (http://www.francis-bacon.cx/triptychs/three_studies.html). I believe it is in the running for the Turner Prize."

[Mithalwen]

Pippin is more interested by the fact that he is now significantly taller than Shadowfax than by the fell beast.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Where other "beasts" cough up hair-balls, The Witch-Kings coughs up Wizards.

This also explains the origin of the Istari.

or

The Witch-King made a little on the side by running a laundry service.

[Maeggaladiel]

Gandalf: No, you can NOT borrow my sidewalk chalk! Can't you see I'm using it right now?


OR


Wizard-tipping became the game of choice for young fell beasts.


OR

Jealous of Gandalf's height advantage, Pippin secretly pays the fell beast to bite off Gandalf's legs.

[The Elf-warrior]

Shadowfax got a better offer.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Witch-King: Hey, dude, I need you to pimp my ride!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

W - K: Old Fool! Old Fool! Do you not know death when you see it? This is my hour!

Pippin: *Eats popcorn* :cool:

OR

Everyone waits in line at the Minas Tirith McDonalds Ride through.

Shadow fax: Yeah, I'll have a Big Mc, a Horn Burger and a diet Denethor shake.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

http://www.tuckborough.net/images/mouthofsauron.jpg

The mouth of Sauron, unable to see because of his helmet, was in fact showing the mithril coat of Frodo to a large rock.

[narfforc]

The Mouth of Sauron: Psst keep it quiet, I am willing to defect to Minas Tirith, but only if you have an NHS dentist without a waiting list

[Kath]

The newest awareness poster for what happens when you don't brush your teeth:

Mouth of Sauron: Look kids, you could be like me!

[Gurthang]

And some kids still won't believe their mothers when they say 'Your face will stick like that!'

OR

A toothpaste commercial gone bad.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

When scurvy attacks...

[mormegil]

The substitute teacher fell for the old 'thumb tack on the chair' gag.

[Meela]

"I am smiling!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Mouth: I have a token I was bidden to show to thee, to thee in particular old grey beard. A court restriction on all uncloaking for the next five years!

OR

The Mouth of Sauron always wondered why he could never get a girlfriend. Perhaps it was the shoes... yeah, defiantly the shoes.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

And you thought your school photo was bad!

or

Don't play with lucite, kids.

[Kitanna]

(the standard bad teeth joke)
The Mouth of Sauron made a name for himself after the Ring was destroyed by becoming the poster boy for gingivitis.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This is why your parents always told you to fasten your seat belts.

OR

Mouth regretted betting an Orc that he would reach the ground first after jumping off the black gate face first.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The Mouth of Sauron realised that all these years he had worn his helmet backwards...

Mouth: So that's why I couldn't see!

[narfforc]

The Mouth sings Smile in the style of that great Dwarf crooner Not King Coal

Smile though face is breaking
Smile though crowns are flaking

[The Only Real Estel]

Now you know why Black Riders typically wear their hoods over their faces...

[Farael]

Aragorn(off screen): Say Cheeeeese!!

[The Only Real Estel]

Mouth of Sauron: "What do you mean maybe we should make my helmet a little more protective? Half my face is covered up already, if we add any more they may not be able to see me at all!!"

Head Mordor Promotion Representative: "Uh...yes. That's the idea, sir."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn, after seeing Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

[Eonwe]

Contrairy to everyone's advice, the Mouth of Sauron was convinced he had a winning smile to match his winning personality.

-OR-

MoS: Quit shining that flash light on my teeth! They're bad enough as it is!

[Elu Ancalime]

That's actually Gollum in a Hannibal Lector-style containment/constrainment during his stay with the Wood Elves.
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[Hookbill the Goomba]

Mouth: What can I say? Mordor snack machines are cheap.

OR

Mouth: I am the mouth of Sauron. But I'm just waiting for the arm and hands to take a look at my teeth.

[Parmastahir]

"Look, I'll trade this mithril coat for some Longbottom Leaf. The chew we have in Mordor isn't fit for orcs!"

[Oddwen]

MoS: You made me love you, I didn't wanna do it, I didn't wanna do it...

Or...

MoS: You mean they can't look at my teeth? Inconceiveable!

Or...

MoS: ...and I don't even exercise!

Or...

The replies to the Mouth's personal ad dwindled to nought when he added his picture. He wondered why.

Or...

The final day in the Village - in triumph, the last Wolf morphs and prepares to attack the last Villager!

Or...

Luthien: Mother, this is the man I want to marry!
MoS: Hello, Mrs. Greycloak!
Melian: AAAAAIIIIII!!!

Or...

The Flying Nun?!?

Or...

Mother Superior jumped the gun...

[Boromir88]

MoS: No I am not Darth Vader! Stop asking me!

OR

Public Service Announcement: This is what would happen to Boromir88 if you do not read through the entire thread. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Those pesky Orcs had swapped Mouth's toothpaste for glue again. :rolleyes:

OR

And he wondered what went so wrong at the job interview.

[THE Ka]

Not even the Mouth of Sauron was spared by the yearbook photographer...

~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Mouth of Sauron had his helmet ‘uncloak proof’. Gandalf could get frostbite as far as he was concerned.

[Bêthberry]

Some people, no matter who they are, just hate getting a needle.

[The Only Real Estel]

Mouth: "What do you mean I look like Gilbert Gottfried?"

[Gurthang]

Mouth of Sauron: "So, mom... dad... What do you think of my new nosering? Do you think it's too big?"

OR

The Mouth of Sauron suddenly realized that he should not have gone with the 'budget' golden teeth.

OR

The Mouth of Sauron thinks he's got some nice grillz.

[The Elf-warrior]

Haradrim chewing tobacco: Breakfast of champions.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Mouth of Sauron suddenly realized that he should not have gone with the 'budget' golden teeth.

Mouth: I knew I shouldn't have gone with the budget eye care. :rolleyes:

OR

Gandalf gets a horrible vision of what the future could be like if he continued to smoke.
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[Boromir88]

Hookbill has gotten me to think of something:

The MoS is the first patient in Middle-earth's break through laser eye surgery...

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Mouth of Sauron: Awww, Aragorn, you bought me a bouquet of athelas!

(dunno, that's what it looks like to me)

[narfforc]

The words Cheesy Grin refer to the smell and not the look

[Anguirel]

DIAMOND: I'm afraid the Wolves win.

MOUTH OF SAURON: What?! But I killed the last werewolf fair and square...

DIAMOND: Not exactly. You see, there were three extra Cobblers, an Owl, a Pussycat and a secret Cursed Villager.

ELEMPI: Not to mention the Duelling Wizards who transformed you into a Black Beorning.

MOUTH OF SAURON: Argh! And people wonder why I forget my own name! Curse this game and its cruel contortions!

[Boromir88]

Mouth of Sauron: I have a message from my master I was bidden to tell thee...

Aragorn: Yeah we know, get on with it, so I can chop off your head.

Mouth of Sauron: No! It's a new pic!

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/fellowship/fellowship13.jpg

Gimli surely didn't expect dwarf women to look like this...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

While everyone else stares in horror at Gandalf's cloak-less nature, Pippin says, "Seen it before." and goes back to sleep.

OR

Gimli: Moria!

Legolas: Moria!

Pippin: It's only a model.

Boromir: Shhh!

[narfforc]

MoS: I am The Mouthpiece Of Sourone, The Dork-Lord of Bad-Odour and The Lord of the Grins.

(Rearrange Rings=Grins)

[Kath]

Merry stared on in fascination as Gimli began to glow.

[narfforc]

In the annual 'I can shoot an arrow further than you can throw an axe contest', Gimli tells Legolas that the elf has won, so he can tell the big fellow with a fiery temper why he's disturbed him

[mormegil]

In the ancient mines of Moria, the felllow ship take a wrong turn and end up on what use to be the wrong side of town. The look up at the wall and view some writing of great antiquity.

Boromir: "Durin is a....WHAT!!!"

[HerenIstarion]

Company of friends out for an after-lunch walk stumble upon Gandalf taking a bath in a tub on a wood-glen…

Merry: Never thought wizards were human too… he’s taking a bath?! And singing too?! I thought they all bathed in moonbeams or something…

Gimli: Indecency! To wet one’s beard!? No dwarf will ever fall this low!

Pippin: Now do it, do it… take that bottle, take it… ha-ha, to pour a glue into his shampoo bottle was simply brilliant idea, simply brilliant… please do it, do it now…

Boromir: His voice is awful… even Faramir taking a shower sings better…

Legolas: Ah...splashes of water...waves... it reminds of the Sea… and this strange croaking… can it be gulls live in this forest? Ah, gulls... Ah waves... Ah…ah…

[Bêthberry]

Boromir can't decide if he should part (his hair) to the left or the right while Legolas gets in a pout about the shine on his face. The other three aren't sure they go for this mud bath thingie.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Who has eyes for the women, and who has eyes for the food. :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

One of Gandalf's fireworks hits Gwihir. A lawsuit is sure to follow.

OR

Boromir is horrified to see Gandalf out-Disco-ing him. Pippin knew he was using magic.

[Lalwendë]

Pippin finds out who stole his mushrooms as four of his companions start babbling about the 'really amazing' spaceship they've seen flying above the woods of Lothlorien.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gimli: "I didn't know the Doors of Durin doubled as a TV screen."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Boromir: So, he's got a flaming Eye, an ugly Mouth . . . you don't suppose he has a bloated Appendix?

Merry: Maiar have appendices?

[davem]

O'er the hills & far away...

Even though Major Sharpe had eagerly accepted Wellington's suicide mission in hopes of becoming Colonel, he couldn't help wondering if the Chosen Men's disguise would sufficiently distract the enemy. Harper hated the false beard & Hagman couldn't hit a barn door from the inside with an arrow....

[THE Ka]

They couldn't believe it. The fellowship had stumbled upon the legendary, 'first dwarves to ride in Tilion's island chariot' mithrilvision broadcast in Moria. Pippin on the other hand, had seen better.

Pippin: It was all done in an elven studio you know...

~ Aesthete

[Angel_Queen]

Boromir: "OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aragorn is singing and dancing."

Gimli: "Save me....someone please I beg you!!!!!"

Pippin: "Hey I like this song..."*sings along*
"This is the song that doesn't end.. yes it goes on and on my friends... some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn't end......"


Legolas:Could be worse.. at least its not the oscar meyer wienner song.

Merry: "I never should have gotten out of bed."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It seems that Gandalf really pigged out on Lembas and Ent Draught.

Boromir: He's going to blow!

OR

Legolas: The lawn of Gondor!

Boromir: Oh no! Faramir let it overgrow!

[Lalwendë]

Pippin tries to look nonchalant as he realises the potential embarrassment that could result from getting into a crowded lift after having had a large helping of Galadriel's extra hot chilli with Jalapenos on the side.

[Gurthang]

Note: Asterisks (*) indicate thoughts.

Gimli and Legolas: *wow, what a neat hot air ballon*
Pippin and Merry: *whoa, who dropped all that sand onto the ground*
Boromir: "I'm so confused."

OR

Legolas: *I feel so pretty, oh so pretty.*
Boromir: *I want to feel pretty, too!*
Pippin: *Mmh. I need some more (pipe-) weed.*
Merry: *I can't believe Gimli is so short and so strong!*
Gimli: *I can't believe that creepy hobbit is still staring at me!*

[The Only Real Estel]

Merry, Gimli, Boromir, & Legolas: "Ah...Lothlorien."

Pippin: "Outhouse!"

[narfforc]

Merry thinks: I wish I was really tall like Gimli.
Gimli thinks: I wish that hobbit would stop following me around
Pippin thinks: I wish I was somewhere else
Legolas who was somewhere else thinks: O! tra-la-la-lally
Boromir thinks: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring.......................

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Disappointment all round as Ringers, Moria's premier nightclub, is full.

[Mithalwen]

Among so many large and heavily armed fans, Pippin feels unable to admit that he really hates football and would rather be at the dentist than watching Harad play Angmar in a World Cup Group match. Also he will rip off his own arm and beat himself to death with the wet end if anyone attempts to explain the offside rule to him......

[The Only Real Estel]

The Fellowship was dejected when they heard all the tickets for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest were sold out.

Legolas: "Oh well, I'm sure I can still get in on my good looks." :rolleyes:

[Lalwendë]

Legolas: "It's raining Men. Ai! It's raining men."

Boromir: "Tall, dark..."

Merry: "Short and lean..."

Gimli: "Rough and tough and strong and mean."

Pippin: "You guys are so embarrassing after a few beers."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

A plane crashes down on the strange land. While the rest of the Fellowship look in awe, two Hobbits were thinking something else . . .

Pippin: What's a 'plane'?

Merry: That looks strangely familiar . . .

[Elu Ancalime]

Gimli: Its a nazgul!

Legolas: Its a dragon!

Boromir: Its a troll!

Merry: Its coming this way!

Pippin: Cool butterfly....I didnt know butterflies here in Middle Earth......Cool beans.....
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[Gurthang]

Legolas: "There it is... Starbucks."
Boromir: "Huh! Coffee! Just what I need!"
Gimli: "I'm glad they built this Mirkwood branch. It cheers my heart everytime I see that bright, shining sign." *sigh*
Merry: "Well, that's great for us, but how do they get any business?"
Pippin: "I don't know, but it means there's no line!"

[Farael]

Legolas: "Look, the sun is sending it's last rays through the slits in the walls of Moria... when I see something like this *music fades in* It.... makes... me... want to sing, my friend, and sing until the end, because tonight the stars alight I feel in love..."

Boromir and the hobbits: "Shup shubadaba"

Gimli: "Oh, please, not again...."

[The Only Real Estel]

The police arrive in the middle of a vast Fellowship toilet-papering prank. (notice the "spotlights" & all the "tp" strewn all over the ground)

All: "We're screwed."

[Gil-Galad]

Gimli: dudddee... that tree is like soooo huge

Legolas: i... i... i know... its got pretty leaves

Pippin: i don't know math anymore...

Merry: Told you south-farthing had the best smokeing...uhh... dude i totally forgot again

Gimli: the tree!!

Boromir: ahhh giant eagle!

Pippin: i think i'm going to barf... and my hair is falling out... and my skin is burning...

Legolas:shhh shhhh....shhh....shhh Boromir?

Boromir: their claws are everywhere!

Gimli: the tree!!!

[Gandalf_the _white]

Gimli: What!? Aragorn having a bath!?! Inconceivable!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: I see the new picture!

Pippin: Yeah, right.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Hi.jpg

Sauron greets his adoring fans at the annual hoola-hoops (http://www.sweetiebag.com/product_images/details/KP%20Original%20Hula%20Hoops.jpg) convention.

OR

The Dark Lord of Mordor was no match for the low prices on jewellery at Argos.

[Kath]

Sauron began his transformation into the White Witch of Narnia.

[Boromir88]

Neither Gil-galad, nor Elendil, nor Isildur overthrew Sauron, it was a banana peel that was his demise.

[mormegil]

In proper light one would realize that Sauron is nothing really to be afraid of.

or

The boys were playing freeze tag on the set.

[Mithalwen]

C3PO made over by Trinny and Susannah.

[Lalwendë]

Sauron: "See my bandaged fingers! What ills us pointy headed Maiar endure merely from brushing our hair!"

[Mithalwen]

Or Sauron in a noisy bar "I'll be five minutes"

[Lalwendë]

Sauron didn't get too many generous tips in his new career as a pole dancer. Nor did he catch the eye of Simon Cowell. Lucky Sauron.

[Mithalwen]

Sauron's plan to have a Christmas number one with "The Twelve Days of Christmas" was hampered by a small error on the part of the props department when they were making the video...

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Sauron's fiendishly cunning plan to fool Isildur by wearing four identical rings was sadly foiled when Isildur simply cut off all four.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: Taxi!

[mormegil]

Sauron was no match for the ultimate weapon of the west...Gandalf Uncloaked!

Sorry :( :rolleyes:

[Bêthberry]

Sauron isn't convinced that the pitchfork style is really him.

[Witch_Queen]

Last pic and new pic


Weird announcer: "Welcome back orcs and elves to the All NEW Middle-Earth Idol...... So far we've had the Misfit Boys with their attempt at "I want it that way..." Changed to "Give Gandalf his cloak back" Now we have Sauron... His song is a surprise for us all."

Sauron: "I'm like a bird I'll only fly away... I don't where my ring is.. I don't where my ring is.........."



*Despite all the boo's from the audience, Sauron still went on to be runner up in the Middle-Earth Idol... Only beaten by the Misfit Boys*

[Mithalwen]

Sauron tries to make out that his surprise Birthday party really was a surprise...

[mormegil]

Second Age Elvish bachelorette parties always were a bit raucous, this particualr party featured Sauron jumping out of the cake.

[Gurthang]

Sauron changes his style to chrome.

OR

Sauron beats out Boromir and becomes the NEW DISCO KING!*


*Notice the small sparkly reflections of light in the picture. Clearly from a disco ball. :D

[Boromir88]

Sauron auditions for a part in The Christmas Carol.

[The Only Real Estel]

Sauron: "Heil Morgoth!"

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Sauron: Oh, I'm so happy, I could just... *snif* Oh, thank you for voting me Prom Queen this year, guys!
Random Nazgul: *grumble grumble* I totally voted for Melkor.

~or~

Sauron: Yes! *waves* Happy Fourth of July! Yes! *waves*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: And when I pull this leaver, it will turn everyone in this room into chickens! Ha ha ha! *Pulls leaver* Everyone into chickens! ... ... ... Ah! Except me! *Turns into chicken* Darn!

OR

Down on his luck, Sauron attempts to hitch hike his way back to Mordor. With limited success.

[narfforc]

Saurons new job is assisting little Orc children across the road.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"I'm singin' in the rain!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron’s new job is assisting little Orc children across the road.

Slight alteration on this...

Sauron's job as a lollypop man did indeed reduce the number of people killed or injured on the road... in fact, it reduced the number of people and cars on the road in general.

[Oddwen]

Boromir thinks: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring.......................
.....BANANAPHONE!!

New pic...

Sauron(high squeaky voice): Oh dear, my pet kitty is stuck in a tree! I feel so helpless! If only I had my Ring, I could climb up there and get him!

Tevildo: Meow!

Frodo: Oh, poor kitty...here's your Ring, sir!

Sauron: Mwa-ha-ha! Easier than I thought!

[Lalwendë]

Sauron puts on a comical Lancashire accent and sings:

"I'm leaning on a lamp-post at the corner of the street,
Until a certain little Hobbit comes by.
Oh me, oh my, I hope the little Hobbit comes by.
I don’t know if he’ll get away, he doesn’t always get away,
But anyhow I know that he’ll try,
Oh me, oh my, I hope that little Hobbit comes by."

[mormegil]

http://en.chinabroadcast.cn/mmsource/images/2006/03/25/The-Lord-Of-The-Rings.jpg

The fellowship obviously didn't quite understand what the Elrond meant when he told them that they may need 'to take up arms' against their foes.

or


*singing*


Somewhere out there,
Beneath the pale blue night,
Someone's thinking of me,
And loving me tonight.
Somewhere out there,
Someone's saying a prayer,
Then we'll find one another,
In that big somewhere out there.


And even though I know how very far apart we are,
It helps to think we might be wishing
On the same bright star,
And when the night will start to sing
A lonesome lullaby,
It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the
Same big sky.


Somewhere out there,
If love can see us through,
Then, we'll be together,
Somewhere out there, out where dreams, come true.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After the fall of Sauron, the fellowship had a hard time finding new work as they all auditioned for the Middle Earth production of Hamlet.

All: Alas, poor Yorik, I knew him well!

Director: Next!

OR

All: Spare change mate?

OR yet!

All: Taxi!

:D

[Estelyn Telcontar]

singing:

"Somewhere over the rainbow..."

[Valesse]

The company often entertained themselves by doing the Hand Jive.

[The Only Real Estel]

It was rather embarrassing when a disaster on set forced Peter Jackson to recast the entire fellowship...

[Kath]

Hands up all those who think they're better for their roles than their film counterparts?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Just how long had Hitler's hand grown?

[Farael]

To celebrate their victory over Sauron's forces, the fellowship danced Macarena :)

[Glirdan]

The Fellowship in....RENT! :D (this one is to all those who have either seen the movie or the musical)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Middle of the Film contest, Find the fish begins!

Gandalf: Where, oh where, is my fishy fish?

Pippin: Oh did love that fish so much!

And so on...

OR

Gandalf: Let's all point and laugh at Saruman!

[narfforc]

On the latest auditions for The X-factor Shire Special, Slimy Cowhell tells the Boys they may go far, but only if they ditch their Grandalf

[Lalwendë]

The opposing forces of Middle-earth decide to settle their differences with a civilised game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Gandalf suddenly became a vicar and converted the the rest of the fellowship to the ways of uncloaking!!!
All:halleluigha!!!!!!!! (spl?)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Its Hallelujah, Mr.the_white.

The Fellowship decide to feed the pidgins rather than go on any perilous quests.

[The Only Real Estel]

"1,2,3, and...toss!"

[Maeggaladiel]

After the War of the Ring, the remainder of the Fellowship decided to take up Tai Chi.


OR


Gandalf: STOP COPYING ME!!
Merry and Pippin: STOP COPYING ME!!

[Mithalwen]

Next they would similtaneously crook their right arms and start their mass rendition of "I'm a little teapot".

[Bêthberry]

For the show's finale, the Fellowship members offered a tribute to the Village People with a rendition of Y-M-C-A.

[THE Ka]

All: Look! It's Godot!

or:

There could only be one Hamlet, but the fellowship was convinced it was in all of them...


~ Aesthete

[Meela]

Many years later, a blind Gandalf makes a living at uncloaking contests. Only this time round he's walked into the Frodo-lookalike contest by mistake.

Or

One of the routine post-battle medical checks: who still has all their limbs.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Its Hallelujah, Mr.the_white.
Ty i never was a relegious person lol

Fellowship: Hey! Who stole our flags?!

[The Only Real Estel]

All: "So long farewell, auf weidersehen good-bye..."

[The Elf-warrior]

The cast does the wave for Boromir the Disco King.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf: And left, and left, and right, and take your staff and poke . . .

[The Only Real Estel]

Taking a quick glance at some of the villagers in Elempi's WW game it looks like it might be easier than everyone thought to spot at least one of the wizards...

[Boromir88]

Stage members: Behold! A new pic!

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/councilelves/councilelves38.jpg

Elrond's motion for a potty break was struck down...3 hours ago.

[Alcarillo]

Gandalf: As I was saying, the top of Orthanc was very cold. The rain fell in lashing torrents, and I was so bitterly cold that I thought I would lose my toes to frostbite. Such was the coldness and loneliness atop Orthanc. And I could do nothing to fight the cold, having lost my cloak, and so I sat there cold, uncloaked, freezing to death. I waited and waited there. It was cold as ice, as I have told you all, and...

Elrond: zzzzzz...

[Gurthang]

Elrond: *why does he always have to reprimand me in front of everyone?! At least I'm not alone this time*
Meanwhile, Gandalf moves on to scold the next terrified culprit.

OR

Elrond: "Psst! Hey, you got any ideas? I'm fresh out?"
Elf: "I'm not telling you anything unless I can sit in that chair."

OR

Elrond: "Psst! What'd you get for #7."
Elf: "Straight of Gibraltar."
Elrond: "No! I put pi!"

[THE Ka]

Elves may not weigh until the world weighs, but Elrond was too good for that - His tripple shot mocha with extra large eclare was really weighing in this morning...

Elrond: Oh great Eru! Why?! Those cruely manipulative Baristas!


~ Aesthete

[Witch_Queen]

(Unknown elf couldn't take his eyes off the scene.)

Elrond *looking away* : "Gandalf how many times does the council have to tell you, We don't want to see what you look like as a white wizard and more importantly we don't want to see you UNCLOAKED!!!!! So go put some clothes on."



(Sorry I couldn't resist)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Well, seeing as Elrond is asleep, do you have any ideas, Mr. Elf?

Elf: Don't ask me! I've got a feather lodged in the back of my head! :eek:

OR

Elrond: Maybe if I close my eyes and concentrate, Gandalf will just go away...

OR yet!

As tensions grow in the council, one elf tries to maintain his dignity.

Elf: *thinking* just look straight forward! Don’t' make eye contact. Everything will be alright. Oh damn! I looked at Gandalf! *turns into frog*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond: Who put glue on my chair?

(The Elf beside him averts his gaze and hums.)

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

It was tough for Elrond: Not only did he have to arrange the Quest of the Ring amidst the hostility between Hobbits, Dwarves and Gondorians, but he also had to put up with the frankly preposterous demands of the Featherhead Elves.

(Hookbill's idea, obviously. ;) )

"We Elves of the Featherheads demand not one, not five, but fifteen golden Rings of Power! Reject us and ye shall feel our wrath!

Elrond: "Who invited this guy?"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

While the other ponder the fate of Middle-earth, Elrond tries to recall what he had for breakfast.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Elrond:*Maybe I was better off in the matrix, at least I didn't have Gandalf annoying me (and everone else for that matter) with his constant uncloaking* :smokin:
Yes Gandalf! Brilliant idea you should uncloak! :eek: *Please Eru save me!* :(

**=Thoughts

[Boromir88]

Elrond stars in the new pepto bismol commercials...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond tries to grow a beard.

OR

Featherhead elf: Don't blame me! I didn't slip the laxatives in Elrond's tea!

Gandalf: What? No one mentioned Elrond.

Featherhead: Erm... ... ... bye! *runs**


*as does Elrond

[The Only Real Estel]

Elrond (narrator): "I'm sorry to report that there was a murder last night. Glorfindel was riding his horse home when someone knocked him off (literally) and stole his horse."

(The mafia, of course, is Arwen :p)

[Lalwendë]

And you thought a three hour meeting was bad. Imagine an Elven meeting - fifteen weeks without so much as a sniff of a plate of chocolate biscuits and a pot of lukewarm tea.

[Kath]

The transition from Agent Smith to Elrond was a most uncomfortable one.

OR

Elrond: Oh no, there goes that seam again!

[Farael]

"We Elves of the Featherheads demand not one, not five, but fifteen golden Rings of Power! Reject us and ye shall feel our wrath!


"We are the Elves who say Ni. This council shall not go on until you meet our demands"

Elrond: "And what if we refuse?"

"Then we shall say Ni to you. Ni!! Ni!!! Ni!!!!"

Elrond: "Alright, alright!! what will it be then, Elves who say Ni?"

"We want.... a shrubbery!!"

Elrond: "A shrubbery?" (thinking: Oh, no... where am I going to get a Shrubbery in Rivendell??)

[mormegil]

Elrond: There is no craft in Middle-earth that will destroy the ring, it must be taken to Mt. Doom and cast into that fire no other fire will do.

Pippin: OH! I have an idea. I think I can make a pretty hot fire and we could probably destroy the ring in it?

Elrond: *sigh* Hobbits!

[Meela]

While Elrond isn't looking, the dreaded Elf-killer of Rivendell strikes again.

Or

(going on the feather theme...)

The dreaded Elf-tickler strikes again.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond tries to hide his third arm from the Council's eyes.

[Soupy]

As the Council discusses the Ring's fate, Elrond casually looks downward to discover a bit of Elven graffiti on the ground.
What is this...? Elrond thought to himself. What does that say...? "Elrond purchases Dwarven materials"?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

While Elrond isn't looking, the dreaded Elf-killer of Rivendell strikes again

A slight alteration, inspired by Spike Milligan...


While Elrond isn't looking, the dreaded phantom raspberry blower of old Rivendel town strikes again! :eek:

OR

Inspired by the latest adventures of Minas Taxi...

Gandalf: So, as the Balrog gained on me, I decided to reveal my true power. If you know what I mean. *Demonstrates*

Elrond: *groan*

[Witch_Queen]

Elrond: *I knew I shouldn't have had that extra little bit of broccolli*

Elf in the background: (Looks around before being hit by horrible scent) *Was that Elrond......"

Unfortunately the rest of the council passes out from Elrond's unexpected fart

[Lalwendë]

Inspired...
Elrond tries to hide his third arm from the Council's eyes.



Elrond: "Oh, for the last time! It's got nothing in its pocketses, OK? Now, will you please desist, Glorfindel? The other Elves are beginning to talk about us."

[mormegil]

http://www.andrewjack.com/images/0093.jpg

Frodo: No sir, I'm sorry, but I don't have any spare change.

or

Old man: Mordor is it? Well that's easy! Go up the road about 5 furlongs and at the mushroom shop take a right, follow that for...oh I'd say 3 days and you should be right at the gate.

or

Merry, Pippin, and Sam are playing craps while Frodo tries to conduct business.

Merry: Come on 7-11!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo is slightly underwhelmed by Gandalf's makeover.

[Kath]

Old man: Now if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, you do not go around making trouble. Why can't you be more like those friends of yours *points to other hobbits* and play normal games?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Old man: "Yes laddie, I seem to have lost my dog. Have you seen him?"

Frodo: "Um...no.... *Guys, quick: get rid of the body!*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It seems that Fatty Boldger lost weight in his old age.

OR

It seems that Sauron's greatest weapon was not the Nazgûl, or the Trolls or even the terrible Shelob, but an old man who could bore them to death with tales that lead nowhere.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The Elves of the Third Age didn't quite reach the glamour of their ancestors.

[Mithalwen]

Elrond pic


How to get through long meetings...

Elrond wonders if he can retrieve his i-pod and get it back in his sleeve before anyone notices...

[Maeggaladiel]

Frodo: You're goin' down, old man.

[Formendacil]

Farmer Maggot does not realize it, but Frodo's eyes are fixated on the large, purple wart on the centre of his forehead.

[narfforc]

Frodo: What are you doing here
Old Man Without Costume: Excuse me sonny, but do you know where the Maggot Willow Bombadil Glorfindel shoot is?
Frodo: Who?.....................................

[Meela]

Security was getting tighter in Middle-earth, and all manner of methods were being used to sniff out the enemy.

Frodo: Ha! You blinked. Now will you let us into Bree?

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "No, I haven't seen any traveler's bag stuffed with Longbottom Leaf, why?"

Old Man: "'Cause I can see yer hidin' it in yer cloak, that's why!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Scout: C'mon, Frodo, join us. You don't want to be like that *nods at other Hobbits*, don'tcha?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Old man: What has it got in its pocketses?

Frodo: I told you, a ring of power!

OR

Man: So, Elijah, this is where the Hobbits go into a song and dance routine.

Elijah: ... ... ... :(

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Old Man: Forget the lines. You need to act from the eyes, those puppy-dog eyes of yours. Okay?

[Parmastahir]

(Pippin in the background: "I know that short cuts make for long delays. But Jehovah's Witnesses make for even longer ones!")

[Gurthang]

Sean Connery: "Your mother, Trabek!"
Elijah: :mad:

OR

Old Man: "...and then, like, I'm like, "No, I don't have a license!" and he's like, "No license, no driving!" and I'm like, "It's like, totally a bike, Mister!" and he's like, "Oh, so you're, 'like,' a wise guy are ya? How about a ticket?!" and like I'm like, "For, like, what?" and he's like..."
Frodo: *I really wish he'd shut up already!*

OR

Gandalf: "So I went to that uncloaking clinic you recommended."
Frodo: "Oh, really? How'd it go?"
Gandalf: "Well, they gave me this really nice coat, and it's worked marvelously. It's so much harder to uncoat." :rolleyes: (Bad puns abound)

[The Only Real Estel]

Old Man: "Well, it looks like it's down between either you or me for today's voting."

Frodo: "It'll be you."

Merry-Pippin-Sam-Extra-Ultra-Alliance-Of-Doom: "*Whisper* *Whisper* *Whisper* Yep, okay.++ Frodo"

[mormegil]

Old Man: Okay now next you will pull your hand out of your pockets and hold out your palm. We will get a close up of your palm with the ring on it...the theory being that if we insert this shot every 5 minutes or so the audience is bound to get the idea that this movie is about a ring!

Got it?

[Gurthang]

Elder Hobbit: "Yes, I am actually the tallest Hobbit in Middle-Earth."
Frodo: "I don't believe you."
Elder: "Well, just check the Guinness Book of World Records."
Frodo: "No, I don't think you're a Hobbit."

OR

Frodo's Old Man: "Really, do you ever listen?! I've told you: you are not supposed to come down here and gamble! Your mother and I have..."
Frodo: *I hate it when he does this in front of my friends.*
Merry(whispers): "I love to see Frodo get his butt chewed by his Old Man!"

[Mithalwen]

Frodo knew things had gone ill in the Shire during their absence when he saw that Saruman was wearing Lobelia's favourite tablecloth.

Or


Frodo wasn't too impressed by "Saruman of many colours"

Saruman: " You are a fine one to talk Mr Brown

[narfforc]

Inspector Greybeard: Is your name Baggins.

Frodo: Yes Constable.

Inspector Greybeard: That's Inspector to you sonny, you're in enough trouble as it is without wanting me to get my truncheon out and ruining those girly looks. Now we've had a complaint from a Mr Sauron, it seems you are in possession of some stolen Jewelry. It is no good denying it as we have in our custody a one Mr Smeagol Gollum, who has pointed the finger of blame on you.....

Merry, Pippin and Sam: Quick pretend we are not with him, you only get three meals in prison.........

[Gandalf_the _white]

Frodo: Right so your the blair wizard?!?! Sure you are...
(i thought i could see one of those stick figures from blair witch project in top right corner :eek: )

[Boromir88]

Frodo and the Old Man are the two left standing in an intense game of Simon says.

[The Elf-warrior]

A soothsayer bids Frodo beware the Ides of March.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Old man: I think its time for something new!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/8934.jpg

An aging Elrod asks, "Where is Arwen?"

OR

Elrond: Anyone got some change for the toll?

[Witch_Queen]

A stunned Elrond: "Gandalf how many times have I told you.. DON'T UNCLOAK IN FRONT OF ARWEN....."

[Meela]

Elrond declined Arwen's invitation to bungee jump with her.

Elrond: My hair's getting windblown enough as it is...

[Kath]

Various assorted watchers: She's behind you!

Elrond: Oh no she isn't!

VAW: Oh yes she is!

[Boromir88]

With "Ada" now distracted Arwen is going to jump! :eek:

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Elrond: No, Arwen, for the last time - I will not carry you home piggyback! If your feet are too tired to walk another step, then you'll just have to stay where you are.

[Bêthberry]

Elrond: I've told you for the last time, Arwen. Yes, I am your father and no, you do not have a twin brother called Luke.

[Kitanna]

Elrond: No, I am not going to buy you a pony! And if you're going to act like this you can just stay there.

[mormegil]

Elrond was rather shocked when he discovered that his city was not made of stone but a rather high quality foam.

Elrond: Those dwarves tricked me!!!

[narfforc]

Arwen contemplates why the scenery artist has drawn a grinning skull on the mountainside.

[Roa_Aoife]

Arwen contemplates why the scenery artist has drawn a grinning skull on the mountainside.

Elrond: I don't see it. I'm going back inside.

[narfforc]

Arwen: Father how many times in the last hundred years have I told you to have your Eye Test done.

[Kuruharan]

Arwen: Ada, that's the third of my boyfriends you've pushed off the bridge this week!!

[Mithalwen]

Arwen's attempt to storm off in a huff was hampered by snagging her sleeve on the impaled heron bridge decoration....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elrond: Face it, Arwen, Aragorn is going to die. *Turns* Oh, and by the way, you're adopted.

OR

Elrond forgot he'd had those glass doors installed.

[Kuruharan]

Arwen: But I liked Mr. Anderson!!

[Formendacil]

Elrond stalks off in a huff. Arwen's unkind comments about his dress had shattered his confidence in his dressmaker.

[Kitanna]

Elrond stalks off in a huff. Arwen's unkind comments about his dress had shattered his confidence in his dressmaker.
Or...
Arwen is put in a time-out for trying on Elrond's dresses without permission.

[THE Ka]

Elrond: Forget it Arwen, that was the third Versailles I built this week, and I don't care if Galadriel has one in pink mithril, NO more!

...How does Celeborn make pink mithril?! He's crafty... Too crafty...


~ Ka

[davem]

Elrond stomps off when Arwen refuses to let him play Gandalf in their 'Bridge of Khazad-dum' re-enactment.

Arwen sulks & looks for another billy goat to throw to the troll under the bridge.

The tragedy of the Elves in Middle-earth continues unabated....

[Farael]

Arwen: "Well, if I cannot marry Aragorn then I'm ignoring you"

Elrond:"Fine! Then I'm ignoring you!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Arwen: Hey, dad, isn't that mum . . . with Gandalf?!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Arwen: Face it, father, we're lost.

Elrond: I can't get lost in my own house. All these stair cases look the same! give me that Map again!

OR

Just when Elrond got to the highest place in Rivendel, someone rings the front door bell. :rolleyes:

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Elrond: We've been going in circles and are back home again, not in Rohan! I hate MapQuest!

Arwen: (mutters) Why do males always refuse to ask for directions?!

Elrond: Now what do I do with Aragorn's reforged sword?