Crazy Captions

[Hookbill the Goomba]

So it was that the two greatest uncloakers in the land met at last. Why Pippin was there was anyone's guess.

OR

Denethor: Nearly! Nearly! What? Why is that green block in the middle of the whites? I hate rubix cubes!

[Bêthberry]

Gandalf tries the old levitating trick in hopes of drawing Denethor's attention.

[Morsul the Dark]

Gandalf has come with his gameboy to trade his Lv 5 Orcumon for denetor's Lv 15 Trollrog what they dont relize is Pippin has already collected all 150 Middle-Earth pokemon

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

As Denethor presented his annual budget report, Gandalf realised that political apathy in Minas Tirith was at an all-time high.

OR

Gandalf realises too late that he forgot to send out Denethor's birthday party invitations.

OR

Gandalf's two-step jig was an utter failure: it had Denethor bowing in disgust and it had Pippin retreating swiftly.

[mormegil]

Pippin could never take a hint and even after discussing his status as being "baggage" he still would trail Gandalf anywhere he went.

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "What about the SOUS!?"

Gandalf: "Steward Of Unusual Stubbornous? I'm hoping he doesn't exist."

[Anguirel]

Gandalf starts to advance in a dignified fashion, unaware that Pippin, under his Elven Cloak, has tied his shoelaces together...

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Gandalf was determined to collect a hefty donation for the "Shuttle-Home Ride for Inebriated Miniature People" (SHRIMP) fund; for emphesis, he brought along this year's newly selected poster boy.

Deneathor (thinking to self): Oh here comes that self-rightous do-gooder again...I'll just toss him a couple of bobs...then maybe he'll leave me alone...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Denethor this is madness! You can't attach wheels to Minas Tirith! You just can't contend with Mount Zoom!

OR

Denethor: You think you are wise, Mithrandir, but for all your subtleties you have no cloak... wait... that’s not good! :eek:

[Maeggaladiel]

Denethor was disapointed at this year's turnout. NOBODY wanted to see the Gondorian Fashion Show anymore. Maybe if he hired models who were less hairy and less inclined to decloak in the middle of the show.... Nah.

[Gurthang]

Pippin doing his best impression as a badmiton birdie.

OR

Denethor: "Have you brought Pizza."
Gandalf: "What?! No! But I do bring..."
Denethor: "No! I will hear none of it until the delivery boy arrives with my supper."

OR

Gandalf: "Your enemies are at your doorstep. Specifically, there are 200,000 orcs on your front door (http://www.forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=11748). What are you going to do?"

[Kitanna]

Gandalf: Denethor, Denethor, we did something really bad!
Denethor: Did you guys wreck the car?
Gandalf and Pippin: No.
Denethor: Did you raise the dead?
Gandalf: Yes!
Denethor: But the car's alright?
Gandalf and Pippin: Yes...
Denethor: Alright then.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Gandalf: Dont tell him anything of the Ring
Pippin: Gotcha
Gandalf: Or Aragorn
Pippin: Righto
Gandalf: Or Frodo
Pippin: Anything else?
Gandalf: Dont tell him of Boromir, cause Boromir was his son, and he doesn't know he's dead.
Denothor: What?!
Gandalf: Crap...

Peace on earth, good will towards Orcs

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Lord Denethor! I bring news of a new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11517.jpg

Gandalf: This would be the perfect place to Uncloak!

Aragorn: I heard that!

OR

Gandalf: Good grief my hands are filthy! Not as bad as Aragorn’s though.

[Kath]

Aragorn takes notes on the correct way to wash his hands.

[Meela]

While Gandalf is distracted, Aragorn scribbles "Kick me" on the back of his cloak.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Gandalf finally managed to squash an annoying moth that had fluttered around him since Isengard.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

While Gandalf makes a little disappearing handkerchief trick, no one notices the man with an eye on fire in the background!

[mormegil]

Aragorn: Gandalf, would you like to dance with me?

Gandalf: What? Oh ummm well oh look at that Legolas is drinking beer with Gimli...ahh good show there Leggy.

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn wonders if he dare ask a wizard for his autograph. Arwen would be so delighted if he could get it!



OR



Gandalf, keen to appear more 'magical', struggles to remember how to do that trick with your fingers that makes it look like you've just nipped someone's nose off.

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "I feel so self-conscious. I thought this was a 'wear white' party, and now I see that everyone else is in black!"

OR

Gandalf: "Wow, would you look at that..."
Aragorn: "Heh! That's my future wife!"

OR

Aragorn prepares his scissors. He's not taking any chances on this year's Longest Hair Contest.

OR

Aragorn(thinking): "Wow, he really does have eyes in the back of his head."
Gandalf(thinking): "Why is he staring at the back of my head?"

[mormegil]

Having just been informed that Gandalf had some very strong body odor, Aragonr nonchalantly leans in for a closer smell.

(admit it, you've done it too!)

[Kitanna]

Aragorn's Brain: Wow, he really does have silky hair...I wonder how he does it.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Gandalf participates in the little tots song..."If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" (clap clap).
But, Aragorn decided he'd rather wait for the part of the song that calls for foot stomping..."If you're happy and you know it, stomp your foot..."

[HerenIstarion]

Rivendell School of Arts and Humanities, entry exam...

Gandalf (mumbles into his beard): What is Quenya for adagio? I once knew every musical term in all the tongues of Elves or Men or Orcs that was ever used for such a purpose... lemme see... Of course, of course! Absurdly simple, like most riddles when you see the answer...
Aragorn (to himself): Why would not he put away his hand so I can crib from his paper? Arwen won't respect me if I get less than B!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn finally knew he'd had too much pipe weed when Gandalf's hair offered him a lighter.

[Maeggaladiel]

Loaded paintbrush... Jerky old dude dressed in white... Back turned... Oh, so tempting...

[Holbytlass]

Gurthang's:Gandalf: "Wow, would you look at that..."
Aragorn: "Heh! That's my future wife!"

Gandalf:I thought Arwen was your future wife?!

Morm, I admit nothing!!

Man, this group of captions gives me side stitches!

Gandalf: Ooh, I'll get them for voting me off Hobbit Survivor!

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn: "What's this? Prayer in schools!? :eek: " (*GASP* :rolleyes: )

[Rimbaud]

The first day at the Gondorian Hairdressing and Manicure Salon was just humiliating.

[Oddwen]

Gandy: Oh, good show old bean!
Aragorn: That's worth ten Master Class Points!

Or...

Gandalf and Aragorn are the only ones who can bear to watch Theoden breakdance. Gandalf is amused, but Aragorn isn't so sure...

Or...

Aragorn writes to Arwen.

My Dearest Schmoopie...

I am in Rohan today. The sunset reminded me of you, and our last evening together...
Gandalf likes it here, too. He uncloaks punctually at 8:15.
Right now, we are watching the famous Rohirric Synchronized Swashbucklers. I wish you were here with me...
Byebye now Schmoopie,
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Love from your Pootie-pie,
'Gornie

[The Only Real Estel]

The Most Indecisive Elf Awards

Announcer: "What about Arwen? First, she states that she's not going anywhere, then she gives in and walks out. Now, she wants to come back! It just doesn't GET anymore indecisive than that!"

Gandalf: "Oh yes, that's a good one. Ha ha!" (*applauding*)

Aragorn: "Grrrr."

[The Saucepan Man]

The newly-introduced public smoking ban in Edoras provoked discomfort in some and covert lawlessness in others.

[Formendacil]

Aragorn begins to suspect certain things about Gandalf's past when Gandalf is overly amused by the antics of one grey-cloaked child at the First Grade Christmas concert.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn's suspicions of Gandalf’s motives for sending Frodo and Sam to Mordor as he hears him muttering, "That'll teach that little hobbit for not letting me in! I should have blown his door right through his hobbit hole!"

OR

Aragorn: Good Lord! Gandalf’s hair is alive!

Gandalf: I know! I caught it driving a horse and cart in Rohan last week. Makes you feel stupid when your own hair gets a part time job.

[Captain Grishnahk]

By the look in Gandalf's eyes he is quite irritated at Aragorn's always following him around.

OR

By the look in Aragorn's eyes, he is slowly trying to slip Glamdring from Gandalf's pocket to show Eyown how good a pocket picker his is.

[Captain Grishnahk]

After Aragorn told his classic "why did the warg cross the road" joke, Gandalf fake laughs, turns, and tries to figure out the riddle.

(his eyes look like that!)

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf: "Oh I wish I'd pulled out my handkerchief when I sneezed. It's going to be so embarassing if he asks to shake my hand now."

[Lhunardawen]

Aragorn tries to create an artistic masterpiece out of the slug creeping up Gandalf's head.

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn can't hide his disgust as Gandalf watches all his old tapes of various uncloaking incidents.

Gandalf: "Ah yes, here we are...'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor! And what's more I'll (*uncloak*)' hehe, I really liked that one!"

[malkatoj]

Aragorn: What in the world could that be?
Gandalf (turning): What? Where? ...I didn't see anything.
Aragorn: Funny, I could have sworn I saw something...
Gandalf (turning back): What's so funny?
Aragorn: Nothing. I'll tell you in a minute. But first we smoke--me from my pipe and you from yours.
(they smoke)
Gandalf: You guessed wrong.
Aragorn: You only THINK I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched pipes when your back was turned!


(only because of my avatar/sig theme)

[Maeggaladiel]

Eating with chopsticks was hard. In a freak chinese food accident, one of Aragorn's chopstics became lodged in the back of Gandalf's skull. On the bright side, however, Aragorn had inadvertantly discovered the location of the brain's "hand-clapping nerve."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: Can't . . . resist . . . must . . . pluck out . . . all that . . . white hair . . .

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Another leggy blonde walks into the club...

[Boromir88]

Gandalf: I remember this pic...you actually thought you escaped my uncloaking. But, I got you guys good.

http://www.meduseld.btinternet.co.uk/boromir47.jpg

Aragorn: Boromir is it clear?

Boromir: I think so, there's no sign of Gandalf.

[mormegil]

Boromir: *thinking* Has he left yet? Oh Dang! He's still there reading, how am I going to nick Narsil...oh crap he's spotted me! Well better smooth this over and go at least look at the sword.


or


Boromir shows his true grit during battle and waits until the worst is over.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir watches the mysterious hand climbing up the rock.

[Meela]

Boromir realises for the first time that he has no thumb.

OR

Not to be outdone by a wizard, Boromir waits for the perfect moment to catch Aragorn off-guard and uncloak.

[Lalwendë]

Boromir watches the mysterious hand climbing up the rock.

Aragorn: "That's the fifth time this week you've shouted me over to look at a giant dismembered hand crawling up a rock and they've all just turned out to be spiders! I really wish you'd get your act together and remember to bring your contact lenses out on quests."



OR



Boromir: "Egads! Legolas really is a girl!"

[mormegil]

Boromir spots Gollum taking a bath!

or

Boromir spots Gimli taking a bath!

or

Boromir spots Aragorn taking a bath :eek: !

[The Elf-warrior]

Boromir: "The precious will be ours. Gollum, Gollum!"

[Gurthang]

Boromir: "I... don't... know... what am I doing here? Ooh, I'm so confused."

OR

Boromir was never very good at sneaking. He always stuck too much of his head out and was caught.

OR

Boromir lifts up the couch cushion: "Where are those blasted keys?"

[Roa_Aoife]

The fellowship decied to have some fun and play Hide and Seek. All Boromir had to do was make it ten feet to base and he'd be the winner....

[Oddwen]

The expected...

Boromir: This isn't Osgiliath!?!?

Or the unexpected...

Boromir wonders why he didn't listen to the warnings of Walker Boh as his flesh turned to stone from the bite of the Asphinx.

Or...

Boromir discovers that he's been groping a Stone Troll. Ew!

And he placed his hand on a hipbone. Thwipbone! Hipbone!
And he placed his hand on a hipbone.

[Ordimor]

Boromir is hiding behind the couch ... waiting for the jolly, fat man to appear.

[Lhunardawen]

Not to be outdone by a wizard, Boromir waits for the perfect moment to catch Aragorn off-guard and uncloak.But first...

Boromir: So that's how he does it...

[HerenIstarion]

Boromir is examining Auguste Rodin exhibition in Rivendell Museum of Fine Art

[Thinlómien]

Boromir is watching something not suitable for mortal eyes...

OR

Boromir had never believed that The Ring could be a Wolf...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: Good Lord!

Aragorn: What?

Boromir: My hands are filthy!

Aragorn: :rolleyes:

OR

Boromir decides to steal some genuine Moria rock to sell back home.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The fellowship decied to have some fun and play Hide and Seek. All Boromir had to do was make it ten feet to base and he'd be the winner....
... while the rest of the Fellowship roasted marshmallows over a campfire and wondered, how easy it was to finally get rid of Boromir.

or

Boromir was bewildered by a bizarre sight. Gandalf the Grey. . . cloaked.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir overhears the evil CEOs of Mapquest plotting to get any gullible that uses their services hopelessly lost.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Boromir knew that, contrary to popular belief, taking candy from a baby required skill and patience.

or

Boromir: "I've found something! It appears to be some sort of rock! ...o wait, it's just a clump of dirt. Still, my heart is pounding!"

or

Boromir watches in anticipation as Gandalf meanders toward the carefully-placed bear-trap.

or

Lonely Boromir—shunning the light and embracing the darkness.


By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Boromir spies patiently, hoping to learn the perfect new disco move to bring back to the dance halls of Minas Tirith.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir stumbled across a horrific thing while out for a midnight stroll that night: Gimli's mind apparently couldn't take the hunger pains and various trials on the journey any longer and had snapped. He was now going butcher on Bill the Pony, muttering such oddities to himself as "Just a mouthful...a bit off the flank" & "Red meat off the bone."

By the way, wasn't I second in the Caption charts a little while ago? Now TORE is way ahead of me!

And Hookbill is waaay ahead of me! ( well, 'only' by 233 posts :eek: )

[Captain Grishnahk]

Boromir wakes up from sleepwalking and realizes his hands were a few inches from Frodo's throat. He quickly backs up and peeks behind a rock to see if anyone spotted him.

[The Only Real Estel]

Boromir saw hundreds of orcs breakdancing!

-or-

Boromir discovered the hole in the wall of the Gondorian Goddess Day Spa.

[Formendacil]

A confused innocent watches as two wolves kill two cobblers. ;)

[Boromir88]

Boromir: *Faramir's making out with this chick...gross...just wait til I tell dad*

[Gandalf_the _white]

wow this one can carry on from my story of boromir and faramir escaping Denethor!!

Boromir:The horror!! The horror!! Faramir was caught!!! R.I.P. Faramir! (Pfft!!)

or

Boromir: Ha Ha! No-one will know that i pushed Humpty Dumpty!! :D :eek:

[Gurthang]

Boromir: "Inconceivable!"

OR

Boromir stares down the well: "Oh, boy, am I gonna get it now... I've got to get the Ring out of there!"

OR

Boromir just has no idea what's going on. Meanwhile, the rest of the Fellowship watches his every move from the hidden camera.

[Elu Ancalime]

Boromir: My hand.....is crawling.....away.....
________
Swiper boyz (http://twitter.com/SwiperboyzBabiM)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Isn't that always the way? You get to where you were going and you left the iron on at home.

OR

As a mosquito slowly drains Boromir's blood, he starts to go insane.

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Boromir, "Blast it...those prolific little hobbits...they take all the choice spots!", as he searches for an appropriate "bath-room" spot in the wilderness.

[SamwiseGamgee]

Boromir: Oh no, not a new picture!
http://www.freewebz.com/lord_ofthe_rings/Elendil.jpg
Elendil: Did I leave the gas on?

OR

Elendil knew that Gandalf was a wise and mighty Istar, but he had to wonder if his most valuable contribution to the discussion was really taking his cloak off. (I know, I know, the timeframe doesn't work!)

OR

Suddenly that curry last night was looking like a very bad idea.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

As if fighting Sauron in hand-to-hand combat wasn't bad enough, Elendil now had a bee in his helmet.

or

Elendil is angered by Sauron's teasing—"Haha! You got jam stuck in your beard!"

or

Elendil: "My God! He's actually a giant flaming eyeball!" :p

[The Only Real Estel]

It took poor Elendil awhlie to grasp the concept of Anguirel's new Werewolf game.

Elendil: "So...there's sixteen wolves and three villagers??"

[mormegil]

Even during battle orc-dung was not a plesant thing to step in and only a man of iron will could press on.

Or

Elendil: *deep in thought* I wonder if I will deliever th final blow to Sauron, or will it be Gil-Galad or Isildur?

[Captain Grishnahk]

Directly before charging, Elendil curses himself from not going to the potty earlier...

[Gurthang]

Elendil: "There's something written on my nose-piece, but I just can't make it out..."

OR

Sauron just made fun of Elendil's helmet.
Sauron: "Peacock-Man! You... Can't touch this, daa-na-na!"

OR

Elendil's helmet was specifically designed to make him look sharp. :rolleyes:

[Roa_Aoife]

Elendil is seriously p***** at the downers who gave Isildur credit for the final blow to Sauron.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Elendil spots a Horn-burger restaurant in Mordor!

OR

Elendil has no idea of what’s going on.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Elendil tries to move but is too mortified by Sauron's presence... he will soon be driven insane and shall charge forward towards this merciless beast.

[The Only Real Estel]

Here Elendil discovered the Alliance's worst enemy yet: The Great Sauron that said Ni.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Another Oscar-night disappointment for Elendil.

or

Gilgalad got all the ladies when out on the town.

[Formendacil]

As Sauron approaches, Elendil suddenly realizes that his armour is rubber.

[mormegil]

Suddenly Elendil perceives with his far-sightedness that he is in fact wearing no pants and this is not a dream.

[Valesse]

Elendil goes over the entire Braveheart monolouge in his head.

[Bêthberry]

Elendil discovers the difficulty in following the doctor's finger while he wears his helmet.

OR

Elendil wonders what happened to the straw in his 'beer helmet'.

OR

Elendi finally understands why his mother always made him wear his flat forehead board as a baby.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Someone put Jelly in Elendil's helmet.

OR

Elendil hopes it was jelly someone put in his helmet.

[The Only Real Estel]

Elendil's mind nearly snaps as he realizes how much money he's lost betting in WW games that The Saucepan Man is a wolf. *



*Excluding the most recent switch-up game of Ang's, of course.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Elendil is suddenly given a flashback of The Hitchkiker's Guide to the Galaxy (no offence to those who acctually liked the movie)

[The Only Real Estel]

Sauron had taken the last of the thirteen-piece triple, double-stuffed crust jumbo pepperoni pizza with extra, extra cheese.

Elendil: "Hey! That makes seven pieces for you and only six for me!"

[Gurthang]

Elendil has a staring match with the fly that just landed inside his helmet.

OR

Elendil: "If I hear one more cross-eyed joke, I'll make somebody else cross-eyed!"

OR

Elendil hates 'Where's Waldo?' games.

OR

Elendil: "Honest Ocifer! I'm not as think as you drunk I am!"

[Valesse]

Sauron tells a 'Your Mama' joke, much to Elendil's embarassment.

OR

Elendil's eyes glazed over when, in his head, he figured out the perfect ending to that sweet concerto he had secretly been writing. Though he figured it didn't help that now he was knee deep in orcs and there wasn't a quill or pot of ink in sight.

OR

Elendil steps up to bat.

[Maeggaladiel]

The battle is interrupted when Sauron reveals his secret weapon: A big-screen TV. The humans didn't stand a chance.

OR

Staring at the roadsigns, Elendil realizes that he forgot his contact lenses. Now, instead of Disney Land, the entire army was in the middle of Mordor! This wasn't going to go over well with Sauron.

[Lhunardawen]

Elendil: Darn! Arwen's here and I forgot to shave!

:eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Zoom.jpg ZOOM

History was wrong. It was actually Elendil that cut the ring from Sauron's hand. But just as he went to throw it in the fire, Mount Doom drove away.

[Boromir88]

Elendil: A new pic. There's an eye opener make no mistake.

http://www.warofthering.net/quintessential/movieshots/gandalf_hanging_on_wall.jpg

We all thought Gandalf the Grey was the pioneer of uncloaking, but Saruman was the true mastermind.

OR

Gimli belches.

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf was blown away by the Balrogs' breakdancing.

OR

Gandalf was thrown away by Elrond, who saw through his Santa disguise.

[Bêthberry]

LotsaHairdalf watches the final battle of Yawanna and Mogûl and wonders if MeriSue will ever find his piece of the Ent-That-Was-Broken.

[mormegil]

In their spare time the Istari enjoyed taking turns in the G-force simulator located at Orthanc.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

On second thought, it might not have been a good idea to ask Shadowfax to gallop faster.

or

Gandalf: "I'm the king of the world!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Zoom.jpg Zoom!


Saruman: This'll stop the uncloaking.

Gandalf: Thats what you think!!

OR

Gandalf was unfortunate to be at the exsaust of Mount Zoom as it set off.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: The whistling, uncloaking, pole-dancing wonder.

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "Saruman, close the door! You're letting in a draft!"

OR

Gandalf gathers breath to hit that high note in Lord of the Rings: The Musical.

OR

Gandalf's staff doubles as a teddy bear.

OR

Gandalf(stuck to a big magnet): "I think I have too much iron in my diet!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: TAXI!!

OR

Gandalf tried to put a spoon in the microwave again.

OR YET!

Gandalf saw the Mouth Of Sauron’s dentist bill.

[Lalwendë]

As soon as Gandalf got to Mirkwood he felt the need to express the Wildman within. "Ar-arrr-ahhhhhh!" he yelled as he swung from a vine. "Me Tarzan, you Thorin!"



OR



Gandalf hangs on with grim determination as the Moria lift plummets out of control. "I knew I should have braved the Endless Stair."

[mormegil]

Gandalf's attempt to pull the Marilyn Monroe (http://www.marilyn-monroe-posters.com/images/marilynskirt.jpg) pose goes horribly wrong.

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf discovers what happens when you bring the Ring of Fire into the rareified atmosphere of Orthanc when Saruman has just finished his second helping of Christmas dinner, with extra sprouts.

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: "Lets play pin the tail on the wizard."

[SamwiseGamgee]

Gandalf: Oooh, this is quite high up, isn't it.

[The Only Real Estel]

Posted by Gurthang:
Gandalf(stuck to a big magnet): "I think I have too much iron in my diet!"

Ian: "Darn! They told me this wouldn't be permanent if I took the role as Magneto!"

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "I'm so high right now, I don't even know what's going on."

OR

Gandalf: "Hey, Saru-my-Man! You gotta try suma this stuff, it's pretty wicked!"

OR

Gandalf: "Ooh, what a hang-over!"

OR

Because he's so drunk and high, Gandalf is having some crazy hallucinations. Mainly, he believes he is uncloaked. Which is why he so frequently becomes so.

[The Only Real Estel]

We can learn an important life lesson from this picture: Never stand behind an Oliphaunt. :eek:

[Maeggaladiel]

Not wanting to be outdone by that Moses fellow, Gandalf attempts to part the seas.

OR

Gandalf always wanted to try bungee jumping, but when the day finally came, he remembered he was afraid of heights.

OR

Gandalf learns why you're not supposed to remove the tags from your matresses: When you pull them off, the matress explodes.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf called Pippin a Fool of a Took once too often.

OR

A Balrog blew Gandalf a kiss. :eek:

[Lhunardawen]

Santa Gandalf never mastered the perfect timing in climbing down a chimney.

[Gurthang]

Gandalf the Science Guy makes a dry ice bomb.

OR

Gandalf got hit in the face so hard that now his glasses are permanently imbedded into his skin.

OR

Gandalf's mom said 'get a hair-cut or else'. Gandalf replied 'or else what'. This photo is Gandalf getting that 'what'.

[The Only Real Estel]

Crazed chemist Gandalf discovered that the white allotrope of Piosenniel mixed with Oddwen is not desirable. ( P + O = BANG ) (http://fakeurl.com/caladre/people/thisthing.JPG)

[Anguirel]

The most dangerous creatures on Middle-earth were in fact Beards. These manipulative parasites were capable of completely dominating their hapless hosts into following their own sinister schemes...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf found out why it’s a bad idea to stand too close to a loud speaker at a rock concert!

[The Only Real Estel]

Though he was one of the hidden Heroes, the Big Bad Saucepan Man Wolf had figured Gandalf out. And, as you can see, he was admirably equipped with huff, and suitably arrayed with puff, and had more than enough to blow more Gandalf down from his hiding spot amongst the trees.

[The Elf-warrior]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/lotr-3-3937-gd-to-rescue.jpg

Gandalf rides with a band of fearless horsemen to rescue Merry-Sue from the evil Dr. Fangorn. OR

Gandalf: "Hi yo Shadowfax! Away!"

[Meela]

Gandalf's exploding horse trick was a much-valued weapon on the battlefield.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

It was the last time they let Gandalf cary the flour home from the grocer.

[mormegil]

Despite his Eored being unimpressive Gadalf still gave the battle cry shout.

Gandalf: Forth Eorolingas!

[Elu Ancalime]

Shadowfax had a couple of burritos for lunch, proving to be a great distraction to the Nazgul's chase.
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[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf tries in vain to lose a group of OADTDSes. (Overly-Agressive Door-To-Door Salesperson(s))

[Gurthang]

Gandalf: "I'm calling my lawyer! This is definitely racist aggression!"

OR

Gandalf has been saving all of that chewing gum for a month now, and it is not going to waste.

OR

Gandalf begins to turn the Brownlands into the Whitelands.

OR

Luckily, the Ringwraith that would have caught Gandalf thought he was actually racing Gandalf, and is now going by him without so much as a passing swordstroke at the White Wizard.

[Maeggaladiel]

Summoning forth a wave of 2% milk, Gandalf exploits the nasgul's greatest weakness: their lactose intolerance.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Middle Earth's first space program was about to take off.

[Bêthberry]

Lawrence of Arda leads the escape from quicksand.

[The Only Real Estel]

Scrooge didn't want to hear what any of the ghosts of Christmas Yet to Come had to say.

[Anguirel]

Istari Cleaning Co.

Making your world whiter than white (or grey, or brown, or blue, at least until two marketing consultants go and get lost in Thailand)

[Gothmog]

Gandalf's attempts to become "the white" was revealed as fake as he used way too much powder!

OR

Even Gandalf the Mighty sank through the snow. It didn't matter how high speed he had, not even Shadowfax could make it... Only Legolas can walk on snow!

OR

Gandalf: Come on, fight! Don't let the cotton take you! RIDE!!!

OR

Gandalf: I don't care what they say, I'll make this a white Christmas!

...these were really bad :(

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Shadowfax has a unique form of rabies. He froths at the feet.

OR

Even Gandalf got caught up in the Christmas rush.

OR

Gandalf: "I rode into battle on my faithful horse Shadowfax. There were suddenly these figures made of light in front of me that tried to give me small chocolates. I took one of said chocolates. Unfortunately, this chocolate contain a powerful hallucinogenic. But this did not affect me.
"So when they tried to steal my horse, I tried to ward them off with my sword, but I accidentally hit them in the face with the blade. They all tried to stop my horse again, so I swished the blade again and their heads fell off and did begin to dance upon the floor. Then a space ship bound for the planet Zanoosy picked me up and dropped me off in Arwen's bedroom where I did play the giant kazoo attached to the ceiling.
"And that, your honour, is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

[The Only Real Estel]

Glorifindel escapes the Black Riders, little knowing that Arwen was waiting in the approaching forest to knock him off his horse and steal it...

[Lhunardawen]

Frosty the Snowman was bored.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf was going to make this the most dramatic uncloaking yet.

OR

Gandalf: Phew! Here we are at the battle of Helms deep at last... ... wait a minuet... Where's the battle? I knew I shouldn't have stopped to wash my cloak.

[Gurthang]

Despite current customs, history shows that marshmallows were actually designed as defensive weapons.

[Holbytlass]

Saruman decided to head the raid on Helm's Deep with his trusty steed Darkcopy!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Zoom.jpg Zooming on to new horizons.

Gandalf rides towards the new picture, not realising that the foam monsters will soon eat him! :eek:

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5169.jpg

When Théoden said he could trust Aragorn as far as he could throw him, no one expected him to try it.

OR

Théoden's stomach tries to escape.

[Kuruharan]

And in this moment the party game of Aragorn Tossing is born.

[mormegil]

Aragorn: STRETCH!

or

Aragorn: NO Theoden! You must not leave for you have a hole in your sock and your embarassment will be public.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

It was quite embarrassing when Theoden had to get Aragorn to help him lift his sword.

or

Aragorn was a Kleptomaniac with a tendency to pic the wrong time to steal swords (or other stuff)

[Kath]

Theoden: Aragorn! Stop pulling my hair!

OR

Aragorn: No, it's my sword!

Theoden: Mine!

Aragorn: Mine!

[The Elf-warrior]

Wormtongue: "Aragorn's a softy! Aragorn's a softy!"

[Gurthang]

Lord of the Rings meets The Matrix.

OR

Theoden irresposibly swings his hammer back... and hits Aragorn in the face!

OR

Aragorn and Theoden practice their swing-dancing.

OR

Aragron: "I want to play with the brown Jedi cloak now!"
Theoden: "No! It's mine, and I'm not taking it off!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: You've uncloaked for the last time, Gandalf!

OR

The Giant Electromagnet of Doom was taking Théoden's belt and Aragorn's boots.

[The Only Real Estel]

Aragorn’s attempt to steal Theoden’s gauntlets didn’t turn out quite as subtly as he had hoped.

-OR-

The Rohirrim Roughriders cheerleaders: "GIVE ME AN 'O'!"

Theoden: "Come on Aragorn, you've got to bend!"

[Elu Ancalime]

Aragorn turns to petty crime as he mobs a citizen who has overgrown ears and one leg.
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Life saber (http://vaporizer.org/)

[mormegil]

Aragorn: Atomic Wedgie!!!

Theoden: AHHHHH!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: Ahhh! That’s good! Hay! Get off my back scratcher!

OR

Just as Théoden tried to stab his victim, he got his hair caught in his gauntlets.

[Lalwendë]

At the Edoras annual pantomime, Theoden and Aragorn delivered enthusiastic performances to the strains of 'Wannabe', as Old Spice and Dirty Spice.


OR



Aragorn's schoolboy pranks lead him to tip a packet of itching powder down the back of the King of Rohan's robes.

[Kitanna]

Things always got deadly at Edoras when Theoden's back itched.

[Alcarillo]

Aragorn desperately tries to keep Theoden from falling into the red goop.

[mormegil]

Aragorn: Theoden Stop! Leave the uncloaking to Gandalf


sorry for another uncloaking joke :rolleyes:

[Lhunardawen]

Aragorn and Theoden in a game of Ultimate Statues.

OR (picking off Hookbill)

Aragorn: "No my lord! Let it go. You'll regain the beer belly over the holidays."

[Gothmog]

Theoden's sword is actually stuck in his own back, something Aragorn is trying to help him with...

OR

Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: No late TV-nights for you anymore!

OR

Theoden: AAaahhhh Aliens! There's something's inside me!
Aragorn: That would be Eowyn's stew...

OR

Dunedain-Rohirrim 87-86, last 3 seconds and Theoden's going for the basket :eek:

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Aragorn tries to remove the angry beaver from Theodens back.

[Boromir88]

Aragorn and Theoden get ready for the Team Human Discus Competition at the Edoras Summer Olympics.

OR

Aragorn teaches Theoden how to do a backflip to ready himself for the Edoras Summer Olympics.

[The Only Real Estel]

MEW (Middle Earth Wresting)

Announcer: "Oh! And it looks like Scruffy Ranger is going to get thrown by Theoden Thengel's Son!!!"

-OR-

The Ranger recruitment program was built around such catchy slogans as: Become A Hardy* Ranger! Live Without Soap and Get Thrown A Lot!


*By hardy I mean dirty

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After all these years, Aragorn finally sees where his digital watch went.

[Lalwendë]

Theoden: "...and bend your knees in time. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane...."

Aragorn: "...Argh! Let's NOT do the blooming Timewarp yet again!"

[Valier]

Ewww, Ewww Smithers get it off!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: I shall strike down this new picture before it replaces me!

Aragorn: No! You're in it!

Théoden: Oh.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9455.jpg

Théoden: To the supermarket!

OR
(for you Narnia fans)

Théoden: Away! Snowmane!

Horse: My name is Philip!

[The Only Real Estel]

Other than an earlier fall from his horse that left his head in a very akward position, Theoden was feeling just fine.

[mormegil]

Theoden: Men of Rohan stop! Look at the beautiful rainbow!

[Meela]

This new Theo-bot proved to be a far superior military leader, complete with 360 degree rotational vision.

[Gil-Galad]

Theoden: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

[Gurthang]

Snowmane: *sniff sniff* "Theoden, you really need to shower!"

OR

Snowmane: *sniff sniff* "Smells like Aragorn's nearby."

OR

Snowmane: *sniff sniff* "Pizza!"
Theoden: "He's got the scent! Forth Eorlingas!"

[Oddwen]

Theoden: I can't put my arm down! WAAAAAA!!

Or...

Theoden: 'll c'n!
Eomer: I think he's saying 'oil can'!

[luthien-elvenprincess]

Theodon, "CHARGE..."

Snowmane, (sniff, sniff...) "hey, over there...I smell buttercups and daisies...lets just stop and sniff the flowers awhile...maybe we'll even see a little ground squirrel or chipmunk or something else all cutey and sweet!"

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden: "Off to the next raid boys! What's in your wallet?"

[Gurthang]

Snowmane winds up for the spitting contest.

OR

Theoden: "I can see my house from up here!"

OR

Theoden just whacked Snowmane's other ear off!

[Gil-Galad]

Snowmane: i say, i've got one of those humans on my back

Horse: oh dear.... if you die can i have your stereo?

[Boromir88]

Theoden: Forget you Gondor! Run away!

OR

Theoden: Nazgullll!

Faramir: Hey, that's my line.

[Valesse]

Snowmane did all he could to the end of his days competing with Shadowfax for the mares.

OR

Theoden: Hey! Did anyone else notice that the hilt of my sword looks like a heart if you ignore the fact that its two horse heads? I.. I just did... Isn't it -neat-?!

OR

Theoden: Hi-diddalie-ho neighbor-ino! I'm just taking my riders out for a spin. Wanna join?

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Everybody had seen the bottomless pit just a few meters away exept Theoden who was to bussy monologuing.

[Oddwen]

(Am I the first to post these jokes? Does it mean the phenomenae are slowing down???)

Theoden: Insert inappropriate uncloaking joke here!

Or...

Theoden: Turn around, men! This isn't Gondor! Stupid MapQuest! DEATH, DEATH, DEATH!!

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden: "Well men, we are badly outnumbered and are less technologically advanced. We most likely are going to get kicked around, but nonetheless we're going to Gondor's aid. Now, ride with me, Rohirrim!!! Hey!? Where's everybody going!?"

[Maeggaladiel]

(Aragorn pic)
The battle for the last Oreo rages on.


(Theoden/shadowfax pic)
Theoden really needed a better deodorant. Every time he raised his sword, his army would run away.

OR

Rohan was winning! Or at least, that's what Theoden thought until he realized he was with the wrong army.

OR

Door-to-door salesmen knew better than to come to Theoden's house.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After Théoden got his feet replaced with wheels, no one knew why he needed a horse.

OR

Théoden: Oh! Oh! I know the answer! Pick me!

[Bêthberry]

Snowmane: "If he yells off key like that one more time, I'm going to roll over on him."

[Lhunardawen]

Snowmane has had enough of his rider hogging all the battlecries and decides to steal one for himself: "Neigh!"

[Lalwendë]

Theoden yells to his mother with joy as he has a go on the Carousel at the Edoras Annual Fair. "Mum! Can I have 50p for another go? It's brilliant!"

[The Only Real Estel]

As his eored turns left at the Belching Ghan-buri-ghan in the road (not in picture) to go on to Gondor's aid, Theoden continues riding, too fascinated by the final proceedings of the mixed-up Werewolf game on the giant projector screen.

Theoden: "My, this multiple-lynch idea is astounding! And controversial too!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: Ride to war!

Man in suite: Excuse me, could you take a survey?

Théoden: What? No. Go away.

Man: Oh go on! It will only take a minuet!

Théoden: Go away!

Man: Please! I've got five kids to feed!

Théoden: Well go and feed them! Leave me alone!

OR

Théoden demands to know who stole the lolly off his stick.

[Holbytlass]

Yea!! I have been a good boy this year! Santa brought me my pony!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Théoden: Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good... erm... shoe?

Eomer: Wouldn't 'good night' be better?

Théoden: No. I've got a better Idea! And to all, a good Night!

[Gurthang]

Théoden: Merry Christmas to all! And to all, a good... erm... shoe?

PJ: "Who typed 'shoe' on the tele-prompt! You know he says exactly what's on there!"

[Parmawen]

Theoden: Allright, who stuck the pin on my saddle again?
Snowmane: *shifts eyes guiltily*

[Farael]

Theoden: "Eorlingas to the.... the.. thaaaaaatchssss!!! *sneezes* Oh, sorry Eomer, all over you!!"

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Snowmane had put up with the training, jumping and extreme danger when ridding into battle, but when his Theoden startet to sing he clearly overstepped his bounds.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Carol singers with a twist: the Wassailers of Wohan. ;)

[Kath]

Theoden: No, guys, the battle's this way!

OR

Snowmane: Oy! You just clonked me on the head with that sword! What do you think you're doing up there!?

Theoden: Shut up would you, I'm trying to give a terrifying battle cry here.

[The Only Real Estel]

Theoden: "Look everybody!! I got it!! I knew I would! The special edition, fake-gold plated, double-wide battlesword with electronic sword sounds!!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

For those of you that have seen The Life of Brian:

Théoden: Oh S**t! It's the Judean People's front! Run away!

OR

Théoden: Aaaagh! Sorry folks, we can't go to war just yet, my back's seized up again!

[Elu Ancalime]

Theoden: I've successfully fused my body with snowmane!! Hey Eomer, what do
you bet happens when i cut his head off, do you think i will feel it!?
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[Boromir88]

Theoden: Rohirrim! To the Picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5185.jpg

Eomer: I'm warning you...(pause)

Aragorn: yes...

Eomer: What?

Legolas: What warning do you give us.

Eomer: Look, I'm only reading the scroll at the bottom of the screen, it says I give a warning.

OR...

Captain obvious strikes again!

Eomer: He walks here and there they say...as an old man hooded and cloaked.

Legolas: Saruman the White!

Eomer: Please don't speak unless I ask you something.

[mormegil]

Eomer: So then what you are saying is that all we need to do to defeat Saruman's army is cartwheel into Isengard and the Uruks will be destroyed?

Legolas: Yes it worked for me.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Look here Elf, I'm not that kind of guy, alright?"

or

"Look here Elf, if you keep dribbling when you speak I'm going to lop your head off!"

or

"No, no, it's Rohan, get it? Ro—han!. Not Robson..."

or

"No, no, it's Eomer, get it? E—o—mer! Not Amy..."

or

"I don't care how hungry you are, you are not eating Firefoot."

or

"I'm Marshal of Rohan, alright? I don't care if you want to eat the Dwarf."

[Boromir88]

Eomer: If you ever touch the gold horsehairs on my helmet again I will cut off your head...if it stood but a little lower from the ground!

Gimli: Is that the only insult you can come up with?

[mormegil]

Legolas: Is that Chain mail of Wal-Mart Make?

Eomer: Surely you jest Elf, This is from Elven Dior the high designer of Imladris.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eomer: Why does this Dwarf have a fury axe?

OR

Eomer: Good Lord, master elf, there is a HUGE wart on you’re nose!

Or yet!

Legolas: So why have you got the smallest horse?

[Nimrodel_9]

Aragorn: Please Eomer! You must know of something he can do for... it.

Eomer: I am sorry Legolas, but I am afraid I do not know what is to be done about growing an extra face.

Legolas: Oh, if only I had a mirror! Please tell me! Is it... a handsome face?

or

Eomer watched in horror as Legolas began to increase in size.

[The Only Real Estel]

Legolas' party game suggestion isn't received warmly...

Eomer: "No, we're not going to play spin the bottle, Elf!"

-or-

Eomer: "Yeah, so what if the Dwarf has three strands of the Lady Galadriel's hair? That doesn't give him reason to boast. This "tail" on the top of my helmet is made entirely from Galadriel's hair but you don't see me talking about it, do you?"

[Lalwendë]

Eomer looks pointedly at Legolas while he sternly addresses the whole class. "No-one is going home tonight until one of you owns up to stealing my hair bobble. No-one, do you hear?"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn is sure that Eomer's hair is alive.

OR

Eomer: I can't go to war because of my bad knee.

[The Only Real Estel]

Eomer: "I am not a double-bluffing wolf!"

[Boromir88]

Lalwende has given me an idea. :D

Rohirrim: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Gimli: :rushes in and breaks it up: That'll be enough, Do I have to get Mr. Aragorn down here?

:Aragorn enters:

Aragorn: This is the third time this month I've had a problem with you two. Can't you just get along and stop fighting?

Eomer: He took my helmet, held it over my head, and started laughing saying I was short.

Legolas: You lie!

Rohirrim: Fight! Fight! Fight!

(Yes, that's how I'll end it, :p )

[HerenIstarion]

Éomer: I see you are thieves and law-breakers! Else how this guy here has the hair of the same hue as we have, when export of Rohirric hair-dye is strictly prohibited by Royal Decree #34/221-5!

Éothain (from the background): M-mm, lord, actually that decree was about mandatory baths for Riders of expeditionary corps before entering King's hall... what you had in mind, probably, was decree #37/448-7...

Another Rider (from the background): No, neither that one, that prohibits riding in the state of ale intoxication, 'twas #44/572-4 about hair-dye...

Yet Another Rider (from the background): You are both wrong! Decree #44/572-4 defines size of horse-combs, and hair-dye's was dec...

Éomer: Will you all shut up please? Pity our attached lawyer and executioner were both eaten by that orc yonder... So, where was I?... m-m... yes! Who are you, and what are you doing in this land?

Éothain (from the background): Probably violating this decree or that, what else? Anyways we have so many since Grima sits by Théoden's right hand...

[Holbytlass]

EOMER'S WARNING: Watch where you step!

[Oddwen]

Aragorn: Now tell me, sir, which of my companions is taller?
Eomer: *grunt* Uhh, uhh, *points*
Aragorn: Incorrect. Again. Now once more...

Or...

Eomer: So...you're telling me that you work at Burger King, making famous Whoppers and wear paper hats. No! I would not like an apple pie with that! Stop asking!

[Parmawen]

Eomer: Legolas, you've been using my sunless tanner again!
Legolas: Noooo
Eomer: You have been! I can see the orange streaks!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eomer: Did you get rid of the acne then, master Elf?

Legolas: I told you not to mention that! You wouldn't let it lie!

OR

Eomer: I need to ask you for a lift home.

Aragorn: Why?

Eomer: Well, I put so much petrol in my car that I couldn't get in it.

[Mithalwen]

Eomer and Legolas:

Which twin has the Toni?

[Boromir88]

Aragorn: Eomer, umm, time to move on, we have a new pic.

Eomer: Why does this always happen to me! Why am I always the one who gets cut!

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/shaft/857/lotrthreewizards.JPG

Saruman: Grima! Grima! I thought I told you to not allow anyone in here when I'm in my very important meeting with Gandalf telling him I'm going to rule the world!

Gandalf: You might as well just sign the boys autograph....Wait...Grima's here? Rule the world?

[mormegil]

Saruman: I grow tired of this Portly the Pink hanging around, just because he's and Istar doesn't mean he should be with us.

Gandalf: Saurman, you shouldn't talk about somebody as if they are not here. Many deserve rejection and do not receive it and others receive rejection and do no deserve it. Can you give it to them? Then be not so eager to deal out Judgement.

[Boromir88]

Saruman: Yeah, I'm so busy now adays, getting people to come here and sign autographs. I can't help it I'm so popular.

Gandalf: I don't want to brag, but I got a personal secretary who reads all my fan mail and puts it in my personal account.

Saruman: Where's my agent! Grima! I want my own personal account!

[Lhunardawen]

The three heroes in their first Day meeting:
PJ reads out his proposed tactics.
Saruman thinks of a way to lord over his two fellow heroes.
Gandalf tries to make Saruman stumble over his foot.

OR

Gandalf (looking enviously at PJ): Oh, what I would give to finally get rid of this bothersome robe...

OR

The wizards' eager fan forgot his pen.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Good Lord, Grima has put on weight!

OR

Saruman: So when is the bus due?

OR yet!

Gandalf: Oh this cloak is so itchy!

Saruman: Don't you dare! There are children watching!

[Formendacil]

Eomer Pic:

Aragorn and Gimli have just spilled the beans that Legolas is seeing Eowyn.

[mormegil]

LINK (http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/shaft/857/lotrthreewizards.JPG)

Christopher: Peter I think a cameo here just will not work!

[Holbytlass]

WAAH! The link doesn't work either...keeping on,
LINK (http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/shaft/857/lotrthreewizards.JPG)

Christopher: Peter I think a cameo here just will not work!
Peter: Of course it will! I'm the orc/hobbit hybrid.

[Elu Ancalime]

Eomer: Legolas of Mirkwood, I hear the Silvan elves prefer pretty unicorns to the Meras.

Legolas: <gasp> How could you feign this infront of so many!?

Eomer: <whispering> You cant hide whats inside, Master Elf.....

OR

Yoda from off stage: Lesson No. 1. Striking an elf with a knife behind his back, one should not. About to punch him in the face, this man is.
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[Boromir88]

still works for me, guess it's all these different technologies, I'll try to find the same picture, but from somewhere different.... :confused:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

For those that cannot see the other link:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/lotrthreewizards.jpg

P.J: Eggs. Milk. Bread. Chocolate moose. Cheese.

Saruman: Do we have to go shopping? You know I hate it!

Gandalf: Yeah, can't we stay in the car?

P.J: No!

[Kitanna]

PJ goes over the newly added scene with the wizards while Ian thinks about how easy it would be to trip Christopher with his staff.

[Kath]

Gandalf: He seems busy, I wonder if he'd notice if I stole his shoes . . .

[Lalwendë]

When wizards attack.

Gandalf: "You grab his arms and pin him down and I'll take the i-pod."



OR


Gandalf: "Saruman? Does my bum look big in this?"

[Elu Ancalime]

We see a pleasent scene at Agrenost Park as little PJ listens to his mp3 Grandpa Grey got for him for Christmas, and the book Grandpa Whitey got him for his birthday.
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HEAD SHOP (http://headshop.net/)

[The Elf-warrior]

Saruman: "Now boy, if you don't hurry up with the pizza I'll feed you to Lurtz!"

[malkatoj]

As soon as Saruman and PJ are looking away, Gandalf fixes his belt to avoid any accidental uncloaking.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

P.j: I, Peter Philip Horris Jackson

Wizards: *Snigger*

P.J: Being of sound mind and body, do here by leave all my possessions to Gandalf and Saruman... I won't agree to this!

Saruman: Oh, I think you will. Gandalf! Get rid of your cloak!

P.j: NO!!!!! :eek:

[mormegil]

PJ: I want to bounce a couple of ideas of you two.

Ian and Christopher: Okay go ahead.

PJ: What do you think about creating an Istari romance bit. It would compliment my idea of Aragorn and Arwen. If I do this I may be able to detract even more from the main story line.

Christopher: Ummmm...NO!

[Gil-Galad]

PJ: alright, this is where you two guys battle to teh death

Gandalf: surely yo udon't mean it!

PJ: of course i mean it, and don't call me SHirly!

Saruman: i could have been a Lion Tamer but nooooooo

[Oddwen]

PJ: I want to bounce a couple of ideas of you two.

Ian and Christopher: Okay go ahead. PJ: BONK BONK BONK BONK!!

Or...

PJ: Aww, a birthday card! You guys really shouldn't have!

Happy birthday, director dear,
We are so glad that you work here
Thanks for squelching that "Arwen" fear,
And please, please change back Faramir.

CL*thinking*: They used my line, yesssss!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

P-J: And then Saruman does a big singing and dancing number to convince Gandalf to join him.

Gandalf: I don't like the sound of this.

P-J: Then Gandalf joins in and they end with fireworks and lights and a thousand Orcs do a special dance.

Saruman: ... ... :confused:

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf gazes in amazement at Saruman's technicolored robe.

OR (more sober this time)

Gandalf, while envying PJ, wonders if he could pull off wearing pink.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

PJ: Hey, Christopher, Ian, the hair's growing nicely. How are your ape imitations?

[The Only Real Estel]

PJ: "Gandalf the Grey. You are about to be betrayed by someone who you considered a very close friend. How do you feel?"

[Gurthang]

PJ nonchalantly walks in the warm air as Ian and Christopher ponder whacking him for making them wear their hot, heavy cloaks all day. Ian is even counting the pros and cons on his fingers.

OR

PJ: "Nowhere in my script does it say that Saruman wears elevator shoes... now take them off!"

OR

PJ takes some rather drastic measures to put himself in the movies.

[The Only Real Estel]

PJ's devious April Fool's Day trick on his two wizards went astray when he got tangled up in the trip wire he had set up earlier.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Saruman: What is that, master imp?

PJ: Why, its a new picture, of course!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11544.jpg

Aragorn was so enthralled by his mini Rubix-cube that he didn't notice that he had been stabbed.

OR

Aragorn *reading a fortune cookie*: You will encounter the army of the dead, pass to Erech and go to Pelenor where you will see Gandalf the grey... uncloaked?* these things are really precise these days.

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[Lalwendë]

Aragorn: "Hmm, it may have been a mistake to borrow that spare sword baldric off Merry instead of Boromir."

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn has been teased for the last time! The Bar of Soap that Gimli and Legolas put there is too far!

[Naria]

Oh, dangnabit! I've forgotten the combination to my saddle pack again! What is it? What is it.....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn: *reading* "And if you don't give us the money, we'll kill our hostage, Legolas." Hmm. Gimli, burn this.

[Kitanna]

Strapping Hobbits to horses was harder than Aragorn had ever thought it would be.