Crazy Captions

[Witch_Queen]

UnNamed Hobbit Child: So mom this is what Mr. Pippen said an Ent looked like.... If you ask me it looks more like a giant carrot...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin: I've seen Rodents Of Unusual Size, but this is ridiculous.

( :p to Estel.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Treebeard: Okay, which one of you put ale in my Ent draught? You know it does this to me!

OR

Merry: Go faster!

Treebeard: I can't my legs aren’t long enough!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Many years after the Scouring of the Shire, some mutated giant potatoes can still be found walking in Hobbiton.

[Holbytlass]

SoggyBottom Boys
Merry: Um, I'm not changing him.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Well, the obvious:

THIS IS GANDALF THE GREY... UNCLOAKED!! :eek:

OR

Merry and Pippin wish they'd never joined the Lumberjack's association...

[Valesse]

Probably the most frightening thing about Fangorn was his inexplicable farmer's tan.

OR

Disturbing new evidence on the existance of giant forest newts.

[Kitanna]

Too much pipe weed + too much ale + lack of sleep = This

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After they were famous:

With Saruman defeated, Sauron fallen and nothing to do, Treebeard really let himself go.

OR

With Saruman defeated, Sauron fallen and nothing to do, Gandalf really let himself go.

[Meela]

Treebeard didn't know what to make of his new novelty dice, but he sure hoped they were loaded. He'd already gambled away half of his trees, and was in danger of Quickbeam swiping the rest that evening.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The only message this gives is this:

Don't do Drugs, kids!

:eek:

[Naria]

During a mass clear-cutting operation of the forest, Treebeard lost his left foot :eek:

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Too much pipe weed + too much ale + lack of sleep = This

Orcsey filth! Ya beat me to it.

Merry: Hey, Pip? We didn't have any of that Longbottom Leaf last night, did we?
Pippin: Uh, no. This giant parsnip clutching us appears to be real.
Merry: Dang.

[Elu Ancalime]

Merry and Pippin are not found by Treebeard, but rather his Enting son Cabbagebush, who does not understand the Common tounge, so will take them to Methedras to throw off like rocks in a pond.
________
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[Boromir88]

This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables....

[littlemanpoet]

Treebeard: "No, I didn't have my nose sawn off to spite my face!"

OR

Treebeard: "Right, left, turn then right. Swing the hips a bit, and that's the waltz."

Pippin: "Ents got hips!"

OR

Merry: "I've heard of dreadlocks and mohawks, but what kind of hair do you call that?"

Treebeard: "The twiggy look. Very fashionable."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This is why there were so few Ents. They did not camouflage because the forest was blue and they were green.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Inspired by LMP's caption (and understood only by those who remember the first emaciated fashion model, back in the 60s):

Angry Twiggy: Look what having twins has done to my figure - I'll never be able to model again!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Too get rid of his extra 'baggage,' Treebeard went on a Hobbits-only diet.

[littlemanpoet]

Premonitions of 'Cool World' (shudder!)

OR

Next right: Strawberry Fields Forever.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Hay, Merry, you think we can smoke this?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Saruman's treachery was deeper than they knew for he was gathering his own army by crossbreeding carrots and guinea pigs...

[Lalwendë]

Pippin: "Merry, I think this Carrot and Coriander stew is disagreeing with me."


OR


Treebeard, always keen to be eco-friendly, diligently takes his scrap Hobbits to the recycling bin.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Don't talk to it, Merry. Don’t encourage it!

Merry: It's only a new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11488.jpg

These new novelty air fresheners were all the rage in Gondor.

OR

Gandalf: Look, I'm sorry about the whole cloak thing. But is the straight jacket really necessary?

[Farael]

Gandalf: You shall not pass! Your squared, black and white new shape shall not fool me, PACKMAN!!!

[narfforc]

Gandalf: I know it's the 36th take, if the stupid Hobbit gets his lines wrong again, it will be Glamdring that takes his head off and not your silly little chopping device.

[Gurthang]

<insert your favorite uncloaking joke here>

OR

Gandalf: "I feel like... like I'm being watched."
Everyone looks away. (Except that one guy in the back.)

OR

Gandalf: *sigh* "Such a sad frame-rate. I was hoping for at least thirty frames per second."

OR

PJ: "Ian, I know you're going for the despairing hero look, but you seriously look like a homeless person wrapped up in a blanket!"

OR

Ian: *glances around to see who's looking* "Psst! You got the goods."
Guy with clapper: *nonchalantly hands Ian "the goods"* "Yeah. Here's your stuff."
Ian: "Great, I'll get ya the dough later."

[JennyHallu]

Ian: Mom, he's doing it again....

[Maeggaladiel]

The plot to edit Pippin out of the film was working perfectly!!!

OR

PJ- Okay, let's start filming the next scene: "Gandalf and Bowl of Geraniums Discuss the War, with Pippin in the Background."





Hehehee. The guy standing behind Gandalf looks like Scott Evil from the Austin Powers movies.

[Rimbaud]

Ian McKellan: (checks LotR book) I'm not reading this. These words make no sense. They're not in the book. At the end of the day what does RK522 mean?

[Meela]

Gandalf: Psst... scratch my nose for me whilst you're there, mate.

[Naria]

After 36 takes, Gandalf started to daydream--I sure wish I could get off of this set and have a tall glass of ale right now, mmmmm ale

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf sulks as his next door neighbour calls in the powers of the High Hedges Act to chop his Leylandii down to half its size.


OR


Gandalf: "I might look like the Grandad but I assure you, I do not have any Werthers Originals in my pockets!"

[Nimrodel_9]

Gandalf: I'm on tv?! How does my hair look? Is my nose on right?

Nim :rolleyes:

[mormegil]

Billy did not possess the same level of professionalism that Ian did.

PJ: Do you really need to stretch between each take?

or

PJ: That's it! No more water for Billy until he can hold it longer.

[The Only Real Estel]

Delivering surprise flowers to a girlfriend is always so much harder with the paparazzi around...

Gandalf: "Get out of here!!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Ian: Hmm. These flowers are nice.

Guy: Take 36!

Ian: Really? Oh, thanks! I only need 4...

OR

After Gandalf was suspected of stealing Denethor's dressing gown, the steward hired the nearest camera crew available... lets just say they were less than subtle.

Cameraman: We’ll have to do it again, Gandalf, we couldn’t see your hands as you picked up that bowl of flowers.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Ian: What is Ewan MacGregor doing in this film?

[Lhunardawen]

Gandalf did not like his new beardcut.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf: I wonder if it isn't too late to get that professorship at Hogwarts . . .

[Hookbill the Goomba]

From left to right:

- Gandalf
- Bowl of flowers
- Decapitated head
- Pippin

Hmmm...

[Kitanna]

From left to right:
- Gandalf
- Bowl of flowers
- Decapitated head
- Pippin

Just another fun vacation to Minas Tirith for Gandalf.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "What writing is this? Dwarven? Tengwar? Black Speech?"

PJ: "Sharpie."

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

While on set, Gandalf glares at the costume desginer who invented a cloak with time-delay lock*.

__________________
*It will not open until the end of Arda.

[THE Ka]

Gandalf was never much into anachronisms on mondays...

~ Aesthete

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf models the newest extra long Gangsta Hoodie...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: What now?

Guy with clippie thing: New picture, take 36!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9940.JPG

Aragorn: You know what I really hate? Horses! I hate them so much.... what?.... There’s a load behind me isn't there? :mad:

OR

Théoden just uncloaked Gandalf back!

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn: "Guys, hiding Arwen in amongst a bunch of lookalikes was really unfair you know..."

[Lhunardawen]

Aragorn: "What do you mean I'm blending perfectly with my background?"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn just watched Meduseld zoom off.

[mormegil]

Aragorn: wait, wait, wait, so what you're telling me is that it's good to wash my clothes?


or


Aragorn was master on the battlefield but in the class room he was less than adequate.

Aragorn: I don't get it! How do you get 4 apples by adding 2 and 2 together?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The glue factory of Rohan was a sight that could make anyone speechless.

or

The Ranger was baffled for he could not spot the wolves who were hiding in horses' clothing.

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: Stampede? What stampede?

[Farael]

Aragorn realizes too late that he has chosen the wrong group of peers.

[narfforc]

Viggo: Come on PJ, if you were going to change so much of the book, couldnt we have had the elephants.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

A horse with lazar vision melted Legolas! :eek:

OR

Aragorn is worried when he sees Frodo and Sam coming around the corner saying "I'm sure Mount Doom is around here somewhere."

[Lalwendë]

Aragorn: "Legolas, I heard that. You can't blame the horses this time!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Aragorn just saw THIS!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/lordoftheexcaliburs.jpg)
:eek:

[Holbytlass]

Aragorn: Why thank you, Lake Arm-man, otherwise I won't know what I'm supposed to do next.

[Meela]

Aragorn: *reading messages hurriedly scribbled by Rohan soldiers* Giant beachballs... save... houses??

[Maeggaladiel]

Aragorn: Why do I keep getting the feeling I'm being followed...?

OR

Aragorn: You hired an entire army of Invisible Riders?!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn just saw Éomer sporting a necklace that looked a lot like the Evenstar . . .

Éomer: Uh, this? Some elven chick I met at some party gave me this. Arrr, she's hot.

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Aragorn: Oh please. Oh please. Somebody please tell me that Eowyn is NOT encouraging Gandalf to---AHHH!!!*MY EYES!!!*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Aragorn: Is that Bombadil hang-gliding again . . . uncloaked?! :eek:

[The Elf-warrior]

Aragorn: "Horses in Rohan? Inconceivable!"

[Gurthang]

Aragron: "Arg! I'm so confused... Tell me again... Is this the Lord of the Rings set or the Hidalgo set?"

OR

PJ's rendition of The Ugly Duckling, called The Rather-Human-Looking Foal. (So PJ's not so great in the title-making department.)

OR

The ultimate switch. The Horses do the betting and Aragorn has to run the race.

[THE Ka]

Aragorn recieved terrible news that his prog-rock band, The Hazel Dancing Horses and The Man Who Walked A Lot were being dropped by One Eye Records...

A: Why?! You can't do this to us!

Record Rep.: Sorry, if those horses eat one more sound system you'll be singing a different tune... Besides, your name doesn't sell and you seriously need to bathe...


~ Aesthete

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Viggo: What do you mean you turned my Dead Army into a bunch of horses?

[Lalwendë]

It was Eomer's birthday party and after a rowdy game of musical saddles, the guys decided to play statues. Unfortunately Aragorn wasn't counting on them cheating by using stuffed horses.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The guy on the left told Aragorn to 'Look over there!' so he could steal all the horses.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The guy on the left told Aragorn to 'Look over there!' so he could steal all the horses.

No one understood why he was still looking five hours later.

[Valesse]

Viggo practices the Elijah swquak.

OR

Aragorn's mind nearly exploded trying to follow some of the post in the Arrows 'nd Bows (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=12352) thread.

OR

In a final act of desperation, Stider's Lorien cloak and pendent drastically attempt to strange their master, though due to his hardened neck muscles and his brain's apparent indesire for oxygen it was all in vain.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Boromir over there, he's.......he's stealing my pint!"

[Gil-Galad]

Aragorn: what is Boromir doing now...


http://66.81.80.139/Louis894404a85adbf5b.jpg



Hello Osgiliath!!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Welcome ladies and Gentlemen, you join us here in Gondor, again for what promises to be the most exciting round of guitar throwing yet. It's the champion, Boromir first up....

OR

Boromir: Watch! I'll hit that Nazgûl right between the eyes!

[Meela]

Faramir watches sadly from below as he realises his banjo will never win him the Musical Talent of Middle-earth award against Boromir's rockin' guitar. Heck, he even got Denethor grooving.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

"Do you want to know what happened to Boromir? The ring drove your brother mad."

[The Saucepan Man]

Faced with the bill for rebuilding Osgiliath Secondary Modern, the producers of Middle Earth Rock School regret their choice of presenter.

[Morsul the Dark]

Boromir:this is song thats about heartbreak love and a ring I call it "catapulting the Ring" and also I'll be playing a song close to my heart me and gandlaf wrote it a bit ago called "ninja wizards"

[Farael]

Boromir's lattest hit... (just in case anyone does not get it, music... and most of the lyrics... taken from Basket Case, by Green Day)

"Do you have the time
to listen to me whine
about that ring and modor,
all at once?

I am one of those
bad butt sword-wielding fools,
chivalric to the bone
no dobut about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
I want that ring right now,
Frodo c'mon!

I went to Rivendell
To analize my dreams
They said that it's the King who's bringing me down

I met Aragorn
he said "I want the throne"
Shall quit my title 'cos he's claiming it now?

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes the ring plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
I want that ring right now,
Frodo c'mon!"

[Gothmog]

During the siege, the forces of Mordor kept throwing rocks over the walls. Therefore Boromir decided to give them some Rock back!

OR

Boromir: Disco's dead! Long live disco! All hail, the new King of Rock!

(Funny typo: wrote "orck" instead of rock. Boromir=King of orcs?)

[Valesse]

"Elf booty's got soul! Elf girls like to rock and roll!" (Lord of the Rhymes).

OR

And they said that Denethor was on fire...

[Bêthberry]

Boromir practices his Elvish: Môrïtùrí të sálûtànt.

OR

Oi see de sea.

[THE Ka]

Boromir: This is Spinal Tap!


... or:

Yet again, Boromir landed himself in The Stranger as drunk of the week, and only won himself another guitar - which he promptly smashed on a passing orc's head...


~ Aesthete

[Lhunardawen]

Boromir was feeling inspired to write a new song: No More "This Isn't Osgiliath."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Many had reservations about Boromir's new 'flying machine'.

OR

Boromir: Lets Rock!... AAAGH! I stretched too far! :eek:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Boromir leads an assault of instrument-armed Gondorians into Mordor.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Boromir sings: Come on Daddy, light my fire!

[Parmastahir]

"Hey, Gimli! I found your axe!"

Pun intended (obviously!)

[Lalwendë]

Boromir Osbourne: "Sharon!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Just when Boromir was striking his best pose, he steps on a spike. That'll teach him to do a concert in a ruined City.

[Gil-Galad]

Boromit and many other heroes try to gain money to rebuild Osgiliath by launching an concert called Live Anduin

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir:
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too!
I'll see you on the dark side of the Rhûn!

[Mithalwen]

Boromir may have been the disco king but at heart he was a New Romantic......

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Boromir: This next one is called, "a new picture!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/01gollum.jpg

Gollum: What do you mean, 'Move that tree'?

OR

Gollum: Master can stop looking for his pet rabbit now...

[Meela]

Gollum gets a whiff of an Ent's foot fungus.

[Valesse]

The Arbor Day advertising commitee was quickly running out of ideas...

[Glirdan]

Gollum attempts to resurect an old time favorite game...hide and seek.

or

Gollum attempts to resurect an old time favorite game..... head shrinking!! :D

[littlemanpoet]

Gollum: Oooooh, cooked rabbit, sssssss, we're going to be sssick, my preciousss.

OR

Gollum: These glassss eyesss hurts my head, precioussssss!

[Farael]

Gollum: We needs not that ugly ring, GOLLUM! GOLLUM!... we haves the new preciousss.... big, tall preciouss... gollum!! Master can keep ugly ring.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gollum: If we push this log hard enough, we'll squish the thief Baggins and the fat hobbit!

Sméagol: No, no! The trajectory is all wrong, precious.

EDIT: This was my 4000th post! :D

[Gurthang]

Boromir pic:

Boromir: "I forgot my sword, so I'm going to have to Rock Your Socks Off!"

OR

Boromir: "A day may come when the world of guitars will fall (apart)! A day may come when the playing skill of Men will fail! But it is not this day! Today... We Play!"

OR

Boromir had to tear the entire city apart to find his precious guitar.


Gollum pic:

Gollum: "And bark doesn't taste very good, does it precious."

OR

Gollum: "I like this type of tree... it really offsets my skin-tone. Wait! Is that camera on! NOOOOO!!!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gollum: Maybe the precious is under here...

OR

The pressure was too much for Gollum, so he was banging his head against a tree.

[Lhunardawen]

Gollum wanted some exercise for his teeth, but he never thought he'd overdo it.

OR

Gollum's going vegetarian.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Scrat--I mean Gollum--continues to look for his hoard of fishies.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Treebeard steps on Gollum's toes—loud profanities ensue.

[Morsul the Dark]

SMeagel(in quaint british accent):I do say this is quite distressing.
Gollum:I agree Old chap but we must continue to play dumb in order to lure those vulgar hobbitses....I mean hobbits into a false sense of security.

Sam:Where are you stinker?!

Gollum:here silly hobbitses must keep up yesssss...(whispers) bloody 'ell that voice is quite aggitating

[Anguirel]

The riddle of the Entwives is solved...they ran off en masse to cohabit with that Don Giovanni Smeagol...

[The Only Real Estel]

Gollum: "No I'm not done yet!!!"

[Bêthberry]

Gollem: "Eat tree bark? What do you think I am? A vegetarian?"

OR:

Gollem to Tollers: "What? You want me to pose touching this pinus nigra for my last picture?"

[Maeggaladiel]

Smeagol takes up Tree Stealing in order to fund his ring addiction. Only 60 more firs, 12 oaks, and 7 larches left before he had enough money to buy the preciouss back from Frodo.

OR


"Smeagol can run, but he can't hide from Gollum, precious!!!"
"He finds us again!! Has to be a way to get rid of him, preciouss!"

[HerenIstarion]

Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... (turning to Frodo) ... I told you he's stronger when mad, Mr Frodo, I told you! You should have never tried to make him swear by his precious!
Frodo: Good Smeagol, nice master... (turning to Sam) ... Stronger?! Stronger?I He took that whole pine out, roots and all! Good Smeagol... nice... What shall we do now?
Sam: Easy, Gollum, easy... I'd say run for it, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: What if he's also faster when mad? Good Smeagol, nice master...
Sam: Dunno, Mr Frodo... easy, Go...ouch...that hurt...no, stop that... a-ah... run Mr. Frodo, ru...ouch...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gollum realised that, once again, the thing he kicked thinking to be a football, was, in fact, a bee's nest.

[Lalwendë]

The burly Highlanders quaked in their boots as Gollum decided to take part in the Caber Toss event.

[mormegil]

(Sorry in advance for the potty humor, again :rolleyes: )

Gollum: If you can find a better tree with less visibility, you let me know.


or


Smeagol: Nasty bark, not good eats at all.

Gollum: NO! Not at all precious still it's better than Sam's tatter stew.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gollum steps out of the shower just as Sam walks into the bathroom.

or

Gollum is offended by Sam's lack of enthusiasm for the carpet design he just picked out.

or

Gollum can't believe that no-one likes his watercolour depiction of The Anduin from the air.

or

Gollum fearfully shows Sam the inky stain he got on his new shirt.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gollum: Isn't this the part where the ugly beast attacks us from behind, eh, precious?

[Parmastahir]

"Ooohh!! Samwise, the gardener, thinks he knows everything. Well, I'm telling you that this is a blue spruce. It's the same color as my eyes!"

[Valesse]

Few knew that Gollum actually presented Frodo Baggins with a choice between his bark and his bite. Its assumed the Ring-bearer made the right decision and opted against the frightening husk.

[Valier]

Had to continue the Gollum theme!!


Sorry it's so small!:D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gollum at tree pic:

The burly Highlanders quaked in their boots as Gollum decided to take part in the Caber Toss event.

Unfortunately he came to the 'Cave Troll' event. A thing that involved Cave Trolls throwing trees around... It was not a pleasant sight. :(

Other Gollum Pic:

Mr. Smeagol was trying on some of the latest wigs.

[Meela]

New Gollum pic:


Gollum's underpants were clearly not washed with the same product as Gandalf's robes...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sméagol prepares to demonstrate proper carwashing techniques.

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Gollum: [makes engine noises] Vroom, vroom, vroom! [pauses] Wait, we don't have carses in Middlearth, precious....

(....okay so it looks like a steering wheel....)

[Holbytlass]

Now to snap stupid fat hobbittesses' naked butt with his towel!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gollum: Now we puts the filthy Hobbitses into this sack and throws them off a cliffses!

OR

Gollum: Aww! My favourite rabbitses! We loves it soo much. *crack*... ... ... oops...

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Had Gollum known that he over night had grown a tale, he would never had put his teeth in what appeared to be a nice pice of meat.

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Gollum's hitchhiking motto: Have towel, will travel.

[The Only Real Estel]

Middle-Earth Fear Factor
--------------------------
Gollum (host): "And now for the final competition between Master & Fat Hobbit. You must try to eat this disgustingly slimy slug without puking. Why? Because the only way we'll get good ratings is by shocking our audience so we try our best..."

[The Elf-warrior]

Gollum: "Wicked tricksy Dracula! He didn't give us the ratses he promised uss!"

[Mithalwen]

Gollum's hitchhiking motto: Have towel, will travel.


As in "Sass that hoopy frood Gollum? Now there's a guy who really knows where his towel is."?

[The Only Real Estel]

Legolas was beginning to regret letting Gollum behind the wheel of his new sports car...

-OR-

Gollum: "What have I got in my pocketsses? A bit of string, a fang...some rock - what the!? A moldy bannana peel? How long has that been in there!!??" :eek:

[Lhunardawen]

Gollum has been taking Bio classes for the nth time, yet still he doesn't know the proper way to dissect a rabbit.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gollum was pleased with his new false beard.

OR A Blackadder rip off:

When Gollum spent five hours talking to a dead rabbit, Frodo hat to say it:

Frodo: Gollum, your brain is like the five-headed haddock faced beast of Aberdeen.

Gollum: In what way?

Frodo: It doesn’t exist.

[THE Ka]

http://www.br-online.de/kultur-szene/thema/herr_der_ringe/galerie1/img/bild01.jpg


Sam: Let's go!

Frodo: We can't.

Sam: Why not?

Frodo: We're waiting for Gandalf.

Sam: Gah!


~ Aesthete

[Gothmog]

Sam: Is that who I think it is?
Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again...

OR

Sam: Is that what I think it is?
Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels...

:rolleyes: :p ;)

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

"But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good, tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow."

Frodo: Look at how the grass grows.

Sam: Sweet.

[Meela]

Those Rangers were so well hidden that until they stood up, Frodo and Sam never realised they were lying on top of them.

Frodo: Do you hear something?
Sam: Hear what?
Frodo: It sounds like "mmmmphh!!"...


OR

It wasn't the oliphaunts themselves that surprised them, but the fact that they turned out to be only two inches tall.

[Gandalf_the _white]

i can't see it!! :( it sounds a good one as well

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sam: Five pieces of lembas say that's Gandalf uncloaking--again.

Frodo: Nu-uh. The Ring says it's Bombadil all in pink.

[Gurthang]

Frodo: "Sam, you're in my bubble!"

OR

Sam: "Why are we searching for a needle again?"
Frodo: "I already told you: it's an old saying, if you find a haystack you have to search through it for a needle. I don't know why, but we have to do it."

OR

(LotR meets Alice in Wonderland)
Sam: "Did you see that! That little girl just chased that rabbit into a hole and then went into the hole after it!"
Frodo: "Yeah, I think it was wearing her jacket, too!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Try this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/bild01.jpg

Frodo said he'd rather watch grass grow then listen to Sam's lecture on 'taters.

OR

Sam: Zulus. Thousands of them!

Frodo: Wait till you see the whites of their eyes.

Sam: And if they keep their eyes closed?

Frodo: Then we're stuck.

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam: "Why are we hiding again?"

Frodo: "The Lal/Saucie/Kuru Alliance of Ultra-DOOM and The League of Extraordinary Barrow-Downers are recruiting again..." :eek:

[Formendacil]

Frodo and Sam hang on desperately for dear life, as they crawl through Denethor's golf course on their way to the cockpit of Minas Tirith.

Frodo: "I think he's exceeding the speed limit, Sam!"

[The Saucepan Man]

High above a secluded lake near Rivendell

Sam: Look, Mister Frodo, Elven maids!

Frodo: Yes, Sam. Trust Uncle Bilbo to know the best spot to spy on them as they bathe.

:eek: :rolleyes:

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Frodo had actually reached Minas Morgul two weeks previously; and then he realised that he'd dropped the Ring, probably somewhere in Ithilien.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo and Sam watch from a safe vantage spot as two Balrogs (one winged, the other non winged) battle it out! :eek:

OR

Sam: Big as a house. Grey as a mouse...

Frodo: That's no way to talk about Gandalf. I know he's let himself go recently, but 'big as a house' is really taking it too far.

[Maeggaladiel]

Frodo and Sam go small game hunting.

Sam: Look! Is that a Coccinella septempunctata?

Frodo: Why yes it is! Septempunctata, the common European Ladybug! Would you look at the spots on that beauty? Quick Sam, fetch my rifle!

[Holbytlass]

Ron and Harry are dismayed that the dementors have allied with the blackriders.



Sam: Is that who I think it is?
Frodo in a very tired voice: Yes, it's Gandalf. Uncloaking again...

OR

Sam: Is that what I think it is?
Frodo in an almost as tired voice: Yes, it's <insert mountain/city name> on wheels...

:rolleyes: :p ;)
You forgot:

Sam: This isn't Mordor
Frodo: I hate Mapquest.

[The Only Real Estel]

At the 5th Annual Shire Dance

Sam: "I claim that hot blonde!"

Frodo: Dang it!! I was about to claim her!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[Farael]

Sam: Mr. Frodo, would you please tell me why you decided to volunteer for an elvish boot camp?

[Parmastahir]

After offending Galadriel, Sam and Frodo get a sample of real Elven magic and are turned into giant land tortoises.

(And, unless I am missing something, Hookbill's song lyric is from "Once in a Lifetime" by The Talking Heads not Devo.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

(And, unless I am missing something, Hookbill's song lyric is from "Once in a Lifetime" by The Talking Heads not Devo.)

Ah, yes. You are right. I like both bands and must have got them mixed up. :rolleyes:
Will be changed.

Anyway:

When Gandalf and Denethor got into a fight, it was best to run for cover.

[Gandalf_the _white]

sam: i told you we shouldn't have let gollum cook...

[mormegil]

When Gollum had gas there was only one thing to do...drop as low as you could get and hope to get below it.

[The Only Real Estel]

Two onlookers witness The Saucepan Man transform into a victorious wolf...

Sam: "I knew it! I had him figured!!"

Frodo: "I never would have guessed..."

[The Elf-warrior]

Sam: "Mr. Frodo, we've got to keep moving. We can't spend all day looking for your pet spider."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

From the kind people at 'Family Guy'

Frodo: There Sam. A real-life Orc. Isn't he so evil you just want to go up to him and punch him! Well, maybe not him, he's quite big. But don't you want to go and punch Faramir over there? Well, maybe not, he's kind of big. But don't you want to punch his son? *Punches*

Faramir: ... ... :mad:

Sam: Quick Mr Frodo, a new picture!


http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/5165.jpg

Eowyn: Now look what you've done. Keep holding it there and we'll sowe that hand back on.

OR

Théoden: Who let this horse use my bath?

Eowyn: Gimli, please don’t' tell anyone it was me!

[Lhunardawen]

Gimli, you simply must tell me . . . where oh where . . . did you get that perm?

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Éowyn: Gimli, do you think you could ever be attracted to a beardless woman?

*thinks: Well, I tried my charms on the Man and the Elf, to no success. And anyone's better than Wormtongue!

[Meela]

It turned out that the river Aragorn fell in was polluted by Isengard, and boy, did it have some serious effects on humans.

[The Saucepan Man]

Eowyn and her partner psyche themselves up prior to the final of the Annual Helms Deep Dwarf Tossing Championship.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden: "I say! Has anyone seen Gimli and Eowyn? It's as if they've vanished into thin air."

or

Theoden: "Not a single horse in this place. Pathetic..."

or

Theoden: "Anyone seen my green cloak?"

[Anguirel]

Eowyn and Gimli swear an Unbreakable Vow...unaware that Voldemort is watching from behind a Rohirric helmet...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

In the background, one Rohan soldier got his helmet stuck in a horse's tale.

OR

Théoden: I am your king! I demand a sandwich!

OR even:

Eowyn: Wow. That's how tall Hobbits are.

[Bêthberry]

Eowyn: "Gimli, if you could find my missing Barrow Downs credit card I would be ever so grateful."

Credits to Hookbill for posting just now. ;)

[The Only Real Estel]

Tending to Gimli after the battle
-------------------------------
Eown: "Sorry, a shieldmaiden's hands, I know their rough."

Gimli: "No! Well uh...yes they are, but...but don't stop." :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn: I don't know how to tell you this. But I'm afraid your Grandfather will never walk again.

Gimli: ... ... ... That’s my mother.

Eowyn: :eek:

OR

Théoden: All right! No one is to go to war, until I blow this whistle!

Eowyn: I thought you hid that thing!

[mormegil]

Eowyn: Look into my eyes and tell me that you love me not, Gimli, Gloin's son, most noble of the dwarven race. I gave you my heart and you have given me naught but sorrow, if you can look at me and tell that you do not have love for me then I will desist. But search your heart or bearded one, for you know that you love me and that this union is destined to be the first of it's kind.

Gimli: Ummm...all I wanted was more ale.

[The Only Real Estel]

Eowyn: "What's with that headline down there? We're not "making friends" at all, I'm asking you where Aragorn is!! Gossip these days... :rolleyes:"

[Parmastahir]

"Let's see?!? You got three golden hairs from Galadriel. From me, you got the tips of two fingers!!! What are you up to, Master Dwarf???"

[Gurthang]

Gimli and Eowyn decided to donate hair, and they're doing it together so they can give each other morale support.

OR

Eowyn: "Is this a proposal!"
Gimli: "Heck no! Whatever gave you that idea?!"
Eowyn: "Well, you are kneeling..."
Gimli: "I'm standing straight up!"
Eowyn: :o

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn: The Lord Aragorn. Where is he?

Gimli: I'm sorry, he went for a bath... and we never saw him again. We think he melted.

Eowyn: Well, that explains why he never had one before.

[The Only Real Estel]

Survivor: Helm's Deep

Gimli: "How about an Alliance, my lady? Lets get rid of Theoden..."

Eoywn: "Theoden!? Gimli you rascal...I like the way you think." :p

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

When their hands met Eowyn knew she had lost the debate of who made the best hand-creme.

or

At that magical moment when their hands met and it seemed like time stopped, Eowyn realised that it was Gimli she was about to kiss and threw up.

or

When Gimli and Eowyn was married not even King Theoden and his bravest soldiers dared look. (Instead they started talking about what a magnificent horse that was)

[Lalwendë]

Gimli: "You cannot lay claim to being the Liz Hurley of Helms Deep until you get the courage to ditch the baggy blue shift, madam."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

2 minuets earlier:

Théoden: Eowyn! I smashed Gimli's axe and I need to get it fixed. Here he comes, stall him!

Eowyn: But I...

Théoden: Just do it!

So

Eowyn: ... Erm... You have beautiful eyes.... ?

Gimli: ... Okay... Have you been drinking?

OR

From Shrek:

Eowyn: I need to ask you something... Do you know the muffing man?

Gimli: The muffin man?

Eowyn: The muffin man.

Gimli: Yes. I know the muffin man.

[The Elf-warrior]

Gimli: "Thank-you ma'am. The soup was delicious."

[HerenIstarion]

Raindrops on roses,
And whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles,
And warm woollen mittens,
Brown tousled beards,
Tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Cream colored ponies,
An' crisp apple strudels,
Doorbells an' sleigh bells,
An' schnitzel with noodles,
Warriors that fight with the moon on their axe-blades,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Dwarves in long dresses,
With blue satin sashes,
Snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
Silver white winters,
That melt into springs,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feelin' sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad . . .

Beards....hmmm kittens...
Axes....hmmm.....mittens....
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the dog barks,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feelin' sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And little by little my heavy heart sings . . .

And then I don't feel so bad . . .

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gimli: I'm sorry. Your hamster is dead.

Eowyn: How? When?

Gimli: Ten seconds ago when you squashed him in my hands.

Eowyn: ... oops.

OR

Théoden: Is this the queue for the toilet?

Rohan soldier: Yes.

Théoden: Then why is the horse here?

[Holbytlass]

Eowyn: On second thought, I'd rather have Grima.
Gimli: Ouch.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eowyn: I'm afraid we're being replaced, Gimli:

Gimli: I'll get my axe!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11343.jpg

Frodo: Excuse me, could you tell me if I'm on the right road to Mordor?

OR

Frodo: Light sabres? In Middle Earth? Inconceivable!

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo: "Excuse me, sirs. I don't mean to disturb you, but I want you to know that there's an enormous vicious spider right behind you."

OR

Frodo: "Gollum, you <deleted>! . . . Hi, I'm Frodo, and I've been punk'd."

[Estelyn Telcontar]

Frodo: Whaddaya mean, it was all just a set-up for Candid Camera?!

[narfforc]

Peter Jackson to Elijah Wood: Try not to damage the set too much, I'm thinking of making Arachnophobia II after King Kong

[Thinlómien]

PJ: "You need more light. There you are."
Frodo: "What?! Wasn't I supposed to use the light of Eärendil?"

[JennyHallu]

The interns knew their quality of life was going to go down the drain when PJ announced the Light-Bracket budget had been scrapped in order to make the hobbit's feet fuzzier.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: You've got to help me! I'm being chased by some strange light being! :eek:

OR

Just when Frodo realised he'd forgotten Galadriel’s phial, Eärendil decided to drop in. You can see him coming around the corner. :p

[The Saucepan Man]

Paleoanthropologists exploring a cave system on the island of Flores are astounded to discover a live specimen of our Hobbit ancestors (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=11299&page=1).

Sadly, their excitement is short-lived as, seconds later, they are devoured by an enormous funnel-web spider. :eek:

[Meela]

The discovery of the first natural source of candy floss.

OR

Forget the spider....

Frodo: Eeek! A mouse!
Crew: *panic!*
Guy: Quick Frodo, hit it with this!

Spider round the corner: Hey, that was my dinner! Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for Hobbit instead.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The Bag End wasn't quite the same when Frodo came back.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Even in the deepest wine cellars of Aman, Frodo could not escape the media.

Guy: Frodo! What was Mount doom like?

OR

Frodo: Oh no! The press! Stand still; their vision is based on movement!

Cameraman: Where did he go? :eek:

[Bêthberry]

Frodo: "Beam me up, Sam."

OR:

PJ: "This is a Class M world. Act like it is one."

Elijah: "What do you mean, you want to make this Tolkien's time travel story? Won't that incense the purists even more?"

[Morsul the Dark]

Peter Jackson begins work on a 4th LOTR movie

"Lord of the Rings: The Horror of the Valar" in this sequel Frodo and Bilbo along with Galadriel and Gandalf come to the Western shores to find all the Valard dead and killed because in a magic twist Sauron has returned more powerful than before. yes this movie will be grand when asked about the loalty to the book Peter Jackson was quoted as such.

"There is no fourth book so this is merely my interpretation of what happened after the LOTR."

Lord of the Rings fans who somehow don't know about the books are thrilled

those who have...were less so one Fan even threatened Mr. Jackson in a way only a fan could "I'm going to Kill you This is an outraged you've gone one gross too far this time. may morgoth eat your soul and your body whipped to shreads by balrogs which by the way do not have wings!"


ok that was a long caption

[Maeggaladiel]

The director was thrilled: His documentary team had come across an actual hobbit, right here in Spider Cave! The viewers loved watching live spider feedings.

OR

Peter Jackson tried to lure Frodo back onto the set with a large Thermos of hot chocolate.

[Lalwendë]

Frodo was astonished to find he had stepped through a time portal and straight onto the set of a Cure video.


OR


Jackson: "Um, New Line wanted us to get a bit more product placement into the film so we've replaced the Phial of Galadriel with the new lightweight aluminium Maglite. Here, catch..."

[Gurthang]

Guy: "Psst! Here, use this sawed-off shotgun."
Frodo: "But that would be cheating! They don't even exist yet!"

OR

In an attempt to catch the extremely dangerous and deadly hobbit that had just escaped from the local zoo, one member of the catch team distracted it with a muffin while the other moved in to knock it unconscious.

OR

PJ: "Okay, look deep into the camera and say 'I support George W. Bush.' "
Elijah: "I... wait! I am not putting politics in Lord of the Rings!"

OR

PJ: "It's all very simple. Take this helium tank and these balloons and make a few dozen balloon impersonations of yourself to confuse Shelob."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo was astonished to find he had stepped through a time portal and straight onto the set of a Cure video

When he returned:

Guy: Where have you been?

Frodo: I DON'T KNOW! :(

[Parmastahir]

"Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?"

[Lalwendë]

After another sleepless night, Frodo snapped and went round to complain about the endless partying of the bunch of students who had moved into the Smial next door.

[Boromir88]

Tabloid Headline: Hobbit found hiding in underground dwelling! Do they exist? Or is it an alien from another planet? :p

[Lalwendë]

Frodo was mad as a Balrog when the Rentokill guys finally turned up over three hours late. "Look, I've got a giant Spider to get rid of here. Where were you? Don't tell me. Another Warg infestation. Same old excuse."

[Holbytlass]

Elijah: I'm just not feeling "the scary".

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Some will go anywhere for a bit of spare change.

Frodo: Look, for the last time, will you stop following me! I don't have any money! If you'll excuse me, there is a giant spider after me!

OR

Frodo: Why do I get the feeling I'm being watched?

[Gil-Galad]

PJ: okay, here is where you look in terror and run away okay... and action!

Frodo:....LINE!

PJ: okay theres no line, okay, you just run away in fear got it?

Frodo: got it!

PJ: okay lets do this again!...action!

Frodo:...LINe Please?!

PJ: you know what, lets just let our animators boys do this part too

[TPotSS]

After Elijah messes up yet another take, the film crew becomes angry and rushes forward, intent on killing the miserable little hobbit.

[Gurthang]

Frodo was always a little camera shy:

Camera-man's helper-guy: "Come on, smile! Look at the, er... shiny cylinder thing!"

OR

Elijah: "Bubble gum? A laser pen?!"
PJ: "Yeah, and here's a flourescent(sp) light. Now: Action!"
Elijah: ?????

OR

Frodo stands entranced as the media creates horrible stories about him:
Media Guy 1: "Bag End resident charged with large scale dirt theft!"
Media Guy 2: "Hobbit caught carrying concealed weapon!"
Media Guy 3: "Frodo Baggins found standing beside large pile of illegal drugs!"
Media Guy 4: "Hobbit seen at the scene of mass toilet-papering crime!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Look, I think this has gone on long enough!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Busstop.jpg

Four hours after the end of the battle of the Black Gate, these four Orcs were still waiting to get to Mordor.

Orc1: I told you we should have got a taxi.

OR

Orc1: Are you sure this is a real bus stop? We've been here for 5 days.

Orc2: We're not moving! As soon as we do, three Busses will come all at once!

[Lhunardawen]

Despite all his flatteries, Sauron's "Search for the Beautiful Orc" pageant was not at all a hit.

[Lalwendë]

Frodo and Sam soon found that trying to disguise themselves as Orcs in Mordor was a big mistake as they encountered an Orcish picket line and had to endure the cries of "scab! scab! scab!" as they tried to pass through.


OR


Orcs: "What do we want? Mithril vests! When do we want them? Now!"

[narfforc]

First Orc to Others:Those are really nasty weapons you got there, but why have I got this stupid bus sign to kill elves with?

[HerenIstarion]

Ultra Violet Ray Protection Association partisans on the beach:

Attraction by active practice is the key! We bathe clothed and greased. Take heart and tell us you won't...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Zoom.jpg The Jokes keep on Comin'

Orc1: Why is it that only the sign post has a shadow? :o

OR

Orc4: Hay, anyone like my green lion mane? :D

OR yet
(It has to be done)

The Orcs await Mount Zoom to drive by to pick them up.

[The Saucepan Man]

Bilbo's choice of security for his Long Expected Party gave rise to some consternation within the Shire.

[Holbytlass]

orc2: The sign says "ordinary"
orc3: No way, it says "wolf"
orc4: Arrgh, let's just kill them all!
orc1: that means we win!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This inspired me! :D

Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .

Orc1: This is not my beautiful house!

Orc2: This is not my beautiful wife!

[Lalwendë]

Meet the line up of Simon Cowell's latest boyband protegees, Orcz Inc.

From left to right: Gobbie Williams, Jordan Fright, Justin Timberfeller and Donnie Wargberg.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Orcz Inc's first single is: Stupid Mapquest

And I'm so sick of wrong turns
So tired of stops
So done with wishing this damned thing works
Said I'm so sick of wrong turns this way and that
So why can't I just use a proper map.

[Telperaca]

Orcs: *blink blink* This isn't Mordor . . .
:D :D

[Meela]

The real way to make Orcs: leave Elves out in the sun for too long.

[The Saucepan Man]

Orc: Isn't that just typical? You wait hours for a Ringbearer and then two come along at once.

[Bêthberry]

The sequel to Kelly's Heroes gets even more anachronistic than the original movie.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Nobody expected an Orcish Inquisition.

[Oddwen]

Bus Driver: Uhh, no I'm not stopping for you. The sign? No, it doesn't say "Bus Stop", it says, uh... "Buss Top". No, I will not make an exception. No, I don't care who's your Dark Lord. Gaaa!! *zooms away*

[Morsul the Dark]

These fans were so engrossed in making the perfect costumes they entirely missed the lotr convention and were now waiting to go home shamed

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The four unwise men...

Orcs...

never mind....

[Formendacil]

The bus station of the Assigned to Mordor (TM) Express.

[Alcarillo]

Character Offscreen: *sigh* Not more loiterers at the bus stop again!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gashbarf: What do we do here for again?

Muzlaf: Find the Ringbearer.

[Parmastahir]

How many orcs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to kill two of the others before the fourth is scared enough to do it.

[Glirdan]

What would you do if you found not 250, 000 orcs on your front door step, but four orcs??? :eek:

[The Elf-warrior]

Orcs: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[Eonwe]

Orc 1: Why does this sign I am hold up have a shadow and I don't?!

Orc 2: Um, I dunno...

Orc 1: I want my shadow! Dangit!

Orc 3: Not to mention we aren't even standing on the ground!

Orc 2: We've...we've been photoshoped!

Orc 1: I want my gravity! Dangit!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It seems they came on the wrong day for the Orc convention.

OR

The conversations while at a bus stop:

Orc1: So... erm... do Balrogs have wings?

5 minuets later, there is nothing but a large crater left.

[Formendacil]

What would you do if you found not 250, 000 orcs on your front door step, but four orcs??? :eek:

The advance guard for the 250,000 orks shows up on your doorstep...

[Holbytlass]

"We represent the lollipop guild..."

[Telperaca]

"What's a ...photo-shoot?" :confused: :confused:

[Oddwen]

It's the time of the season for...the Zombies!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

They are awaiting Hookbill's post on 10,000.

(Three more to go! :D )

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Night draweth ever longer! Yea, and verily, quoth the minstrel, ever shall the Captions of the crazy goeth down in the history of the Downs!

Anyway...

Even the Orcs have to do Christmas shopping.

[mormegil]

These four despondant teenagers didn't realize until too late that brokeback mountain wasn't part of the Lord of the Ring series.

or similarly

These were faces even mothers couldn't love and they were forced to take the bus to the movies.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Happy Crazy Day, everyone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/CrazyCaptions10000.jpg


Now, lets see who contributed to this little thread, shall we?
The Top ten Crazy Captionists are as follows:

Total Posts: 10,000

Hookbill the Goomba 821

The Only Real Estel 493

Eomer of the Rohirrim 357

Nilpaurion Felagund 346

Lalwendë 303

Oddwen 259

Boromir88 251

Gurthang 233

Meela 226

mormegil 220

_______________________

It's been a full topic, has it not? There has been laughter, tears, anger, violence and nudity (from Gandalf). Here’s to Crazy Captions part 2: Uncloak This!

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon13.gif

Here's to crazy Captions!
We may be in Factions
Of the Balrog wings
And many other things.

But here we can laugh
Feel as clean as a bath
See Gandalf the grey
For fireworks we’ll pay
You all may feel joked,
But he will be uncloaked.

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon13.gif

Roll on 100,000!

[Oddwen]

Happy ten thousandth post, Hookbill, and many more returns! :D

And for the ten thousandth reply --

Wait a second - are you proposing that we try to caption that thing?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin returned home after a long night at the Green Dragon celebrating the 10,000th post.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Happy ten thousandth post, Hookbill, and many more returns! :D

And for the ten thousandth reply --

Wait a second - are you proposing that we try to caption that thing?

My origenal plan was to post a new picture to caption AFTER the big poster thing. :p It was going to be 10001. :(
Oh well.

Caption this!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9944.JPG

Gandalf: Pereguin Took. Get back here with my wallet!

[Oddwen]

Well, 10003 it'll have to be...that's still alot of zeroes. :p


Gandalf: Peregrine Took! Come back with my cloak!

Or...

Guard: Hey, you're not supposed to come in...aargh!

Or...

Gandalf had to leave the amiptheater to use the bathroom...right now!

Or...

Gandalf had to leave the ampitheater to beat the traffic...right now!

Or...

This is some twisted fashion walkway. Nice tights, Gandy.

Or...


"And here to present the award is Gandalf the White!"

*Gandalf runs onto the stage*

G: Thank you, thank you! I am here to present the award for Most Captions Ever to the people of the Barrowdowns. During the past forty-three months hundreds of people have made thousands of captions, hundreds of running jokes, and millions of smiles from across the globe. I will now present this award to Hookbill the Goomba for his omnipresence in this topic, Robin Headstrong for starting the original thread, and as always the Great and Mighty Wight for letting it go on so long. The rest of you get a lovely parting gift. Thank you all, and goodnight!

*he rips off his cloak and streaks off the stage*

The Crowd: NOOOOOOO!!

[Morsul the Dark]

now for some infantile humor


This is a before shot for an ad which read as such
"Before He found Imodium Gandalf would often be struck by terrible cases of diarrea an infact was somtimes nicknamed gandalf the brown." :eek:

now for a less infantile humor
Gandalf decides hes sick of uncloaking jokes and runs far away

or
"Run Gandalf Run"

[Kitanna]

Even in war, Gandalf lives by the motto "When ya gotta go, ya gotta go".