Crazy Captions

[Lily Bombadil]

Peregrin Took! The next time you pour gasoline on our campfire...

Denethor: Come, Duncan! To the Bonfire! (You have to have watched Last of the Mohicans and the extended TTT consecutively to get this one. Or have watched RotK in close proximity with Last of the Mohicans.)

[Lhunardawen]

Legolas: Gandalf! Why didn't you warn me before taking the pic? I haven't fixed my hair yet!

Boromir: (muttering) As if it makes a difference.

Legolas: I heard that! You're dead, dude!

Boromir: Help...can't breathe...

[Amariden Ravenhill]

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/image.php?u=3351&dateline=1079476013


Aragorn: Loooook into my eyes, Eowyn.......*does creepy vampire-type hypnosis*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Aragorn: "Help me! I've shrunk!"

(No offence Amariden ;) )

[Esgallhugwen]

legolas: Remember fierce gaze, fierce gaze!
Aragorn continues to stare at Elrond
Elrond(speaking in Elvish): why does he continue to stare at me with dis-respect, I'll chop his head off!

(hehe, the Rundown was a pretty good movie) :rolleyes:

[Lhunardawen]

Aragorn: Gotta practice using the Force...gotta practice using the Force...

[Nimrothiel]

*Aragorn is holding a picture of Rudy Gulliani in his hands and is slowly moving it in a circular motion; unfortunately we can't see this as his photo has been decapitated*

Aragorn (in a hypnotic voice) : "I am Rudy Gulliani, do as I command you! I am Rudy Gulliani, do as I command you!"

Sauron: "You are Rudy Gulliani, I will do as you command me."

Aragorn: "Really?"

Sauron: "No."

Aragorn: "D@mn."

For this one it helps if you've seen the episode of "The Simpsons" that I got the idea from.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Aragorn (thinking): Maybe if I stare at Elrond long enough he won't notice me stealing his muffin. (Shouts) Yoink! *Snatches muffin and runs in the opposite direction very fast*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gorn (thinking): Maybe I should be a milkman!

[Finwe]

Aragorn: *staring blankly* Wall... to... wall... shelves... of... Shieldmaidens... Gone... Wild.... I must be in heaven!

[Esgallhugwen]

hehe that was a funny episode! so heres another one...

Aragorn: I'll never get my comeuppance, you hear me.... no.... come...uppance!!!
*hords of people start to chase him..."Epp" *runs away screaming*

[Ainaserkewen]

Legolas: I love you I love you!!! Muah Muah!

Boromir: Uh, Leggie honey, Boromir can't breath!

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Aragorn: "Help me! I've shrunk!"

HILLARIOUS!!!


Aragorn: Agh, I CAN'T MOVE!!! AHHHHHH!! So this is why Gandalf said "Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win"....... :eek:

[Feared Half-Elf]

I hope this works...

[Meela]

Eowyn: What have you done to your face?!
Aragorn: I though pink suited me...
Eowyn: yes, but not all over! The eyes; I said stick to the eyes!
Aragorn: so... you don't like the sparkles?
Eowyn: they were meant for your nails...
Aragorn: ohhh... so that's why the rash appeared. I just thought I was allergic to the cleanser.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Eowyn *thinking*: the face, the face.... I can't find the face... *panic*

[Ainaserkewen]

Eowen: You're actually considering celebacy!!!

[Sirithheruwen]

Please, Aragorn, listen to me...take...a...bath.

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Eowyn: There's something different about you, Aragorn. New accumulation of dirt?

Aragorn: Nope.

Eowyn: Er....you polished that ring you always wear?

Aragorn: I did that last week.

Eowyn: You're...Oh Eru! You're finally going to dye your hair copper?! *squeals* And then it will be FLUFFY and SOFT!!!! :D

Aragorn: I'm afraid not, although I may consider doing so.

Eowyn: Well?! What is it?

Aragorn: Haven't you noticed that my braces are as of now GONE?

Eowyn: *peers at him closely* OH! IT'S SO, BLINDINGLY SHINY!!!!! *faints in joy*




This is in commemeration of having my own braces removed! Oh wait, now I have a mainstream smile! AGH! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! It burns us it does!!!!!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Dont worry Amariden, as soon as you get your braces out your teeth go all to Hell anyway. I think its as a result of a joke played by a truly cruel God.

Eowyn: "You...you're not Aragorn at all! That's a mask!

*Eowyn rips and tugs at Gorn's face*

Aragorn: *thinks to himself* Ah! Quite a tiger there....No! Don't think those thoughts!

*Arwen intercepts Aragorn's thoughts (Hey, it happened in the movies!)*

Arwen: "Get that face out of those hands or I'll flog you with the rolling pin when you get home. You hear me?"

Aragorn: "Hmmm. It appears I'm in the age-old predicament of being between the possessed, manic depressive mistress and the psychotic, paranoid fiancee. What to do, what to do....."

Eowyn: "Just as I suspected! You are Polihrinos Polonious Papadopoulos, the evil King of Persia! Where's my sword? I shall gut you like a common hog!"

*Aragorn runs for door while screaming in a ridiculously high-pitched voice*

[Maeggaladiel]

Eowyn- Wow! Neat!
Aragorn- What?
Eowyn- Your hair is so greasy that I can mould it into shapes with my hands! Look! I've made a monkey! Ook ook!
Aragorn- ?

~Maeg

PS- Do the wave for me! Today is my 18th birthday! Yeehaw!

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Ary: Eowyn... I- I have to tell you something.
Eowyn: *soft confidential voice* Don't worry, you can tell me anything.
Ary: Well, you see, I have something in Rivendell...
Eowyn: Yes?
Ary: *starts bawling* WAAAH I FORGOT MY PURPLE SQUEAKY BATH TOY AND I ABSOLUTELY CAN'T TAKE A BATH WITHOUT IT BECAUSE THE BATHTUB MONSTERS WILL COME AND EAT MY PINKY TOES!!!!
;) and that, folks, is the real story behind the dirt.

Or-
*in slow mo*
Eowyn: *bitch slaps aragorn across his face* What do you mean my lollipop was "misplaced"? How could you DO this to me??? I thought I could trust you, I thought you were different. But then you go and "misplace" it while I'm in the moonbounce, thats IT we're OVER!!! *storms off muttering under breath* Men...

[Miriel Undomiel]

Lol :D

Eowyn: What a zit!
Aragorn: *blank stare*
Eowyn: I mean... erhm... What is it?

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

heey.. thats ^^osmosis jones...

[Incanus]

Aragorn: NO!!! It can't be!! The White Rabbit!! ARRRGH!!

White Rabbit: RAWWRRR!!

*Aragorn is attacked*

[Everdawn]

Éowyn: Oh my eru! I cant believe that you and the boys were so drunk that you got one of thoes new eye piercings!

[Lhunardawen]

Eowyn: Oh my! You're hair is actually wet! What is the world coming to?
Legolas (somewhere in the background): War! He used my raspberry shampoo!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Hug picture

In a crazy alternate world where East is West and Sauron is not a flaming eye atop Barad-dûr...

Leggy: Is that a sponge? IS THAT A SPONGE! Get it away from me!!!

Argy: You really need to take a bath. [evil grin]

Borry: Hurry up...*gasp*...he's choking me...

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Aragorn picture

Aragorn wears Arwen's wedding dress.

Evidence was tampered.

Many a "D@mn" were uttered by the viewers.

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Fly on the Nose picture

Éowyn: You're prettier than me...why are you prettier than me? *smells Argy* And you smell better than me! WHY DO YOU SMELL BETTER?

Aragorn: Got a new makeup person.

Éowyn: Oh. PJ, when can I get a new makeup person?

PJ: You don't get a new makeup person. You die at the start of RotK.

[The half-elven]

Eowyn: Aragorn, this is the wrong scene. Your not suposed to be here until after Theodred dies... I'm sorry, but you'll have to go chace the orcs somemore now, until my brother goes and kills them all for you.

[Oddwen]

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/legolastempertantrum.jpg
I WANT MY TEDDY!!

[Miriel Undomiel]

heey.. thats ^^osmosis jones...

Yes it is :)

[Mad Baggins]

Let's crowdsurf! *jumps*

[The Saucepan Man]

Legolas: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

[Evisse the Blue]

Rohirrim: Haha,Legsie won't jump in the pool! *chanting* Legsie's afraid of water, Legsie's afraid of water!
Legolas: Shut up, you! I'm taking aim, that's what I'm doing! I'll jump in a minute, you'll see, and with a sommersault, no less!
Rohirrim: Yea, that's what you said an hour ago... :rolleyes:

[Thorongil]

Legolas: Allright, I'll go kill the Uruks. Just don't poke me with those things!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

"WHOA...I see what the mean...You're all going to die!!"

[Maeggaladiel]

LEGOLAS!!! NO! DON'T JUMP! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!!!

~Maeg

[Miriel Undomiel]

Legolas: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

OR...

Legolas: Le uanui a lín naneth háb gladhaen!!!! ( You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny!)

OR...

Legolas: Lya amil i a Yrch!!! ( Your mother is an Orc!)

Needless to say, the orcs thought he was pretty stupid and didn't take him too serious after that... :rolleyes:

[Lhunardawen]

Legolas: Prepare to meet your doom, Aragorn! Nobody uses my shampoo and gets away with it!

Some random person behind him: Talk about vanity. He just hates it when someone smells as good as he does.

[Ainaserkewen]

Legolas: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Ahahahahahahahah! Yes Saucy! Monty Python is good in any situation.

Legolas: I fart in your general direction!

[Amariden Ravenhill]

In this episode of Middle-Earth's Most Extreme Sports, Prince Legolas of Mirkwood bungee jumps into an oncoming army of Uruk-Hai and survives. YAYS.

[Maeggaladiel]

Legolas: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!?!?!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*And now Mr Legolas will sing for you "I've got two legs!"

Legolas: "I've got two legs from my hips to the ground and...."

*Orcs are unimpressed and throw rotten fruit*

[bilbo_baggins]

Legolas: "I'm warning you, if you guys don't stop singing, "I'm singing in the rain", I will come down there and join you. I'm a soprano and you won't like it! I'm warning you! Here me?!"

[Esgallhugwen]

Legolas is enraged that the orcs are singing about cutting down even more of his beloved trees.
Orcs "I'm a lumberjack and thats ok, I sleep all night and I work all day......."

Gotta love Monty Python! :D Can't wait till the orcs get into some of the later verses, hehe :p

[The half-elven]

Legolas: Do not worry, Haldir, you will not have been killed in vain.

Haldir: Oh, I'm not quite dead yet.

Legolas:Oh, You will not have been mortally wounded in vain.

Haldir: Acually, I'm feeling better; I think I'll come fight with you...:D

[Nimrothiel]

Stupid school internet blocker; how dare it not allow me to see a funny pic that I want to post a funny caption for!!! :mad: Oh well, I'll just slightly extend the "Monty Python" quote:

Legolas: "I don't want to talk to you no more; you empty-headed animal food trough licker! I fart in your genaral direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

How does the rest of the "Lumberjack" song go? "I wear strapless heels and a spandex bra"? I think that's part of it; hehe now I'm imaging orcs dressed in....wait that's just scary and wrong. :eek:

[Maeggaladiel]

I think one verse of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song goes like this:

ORC-"I wear high heels, I skip and jump, I go to the lava'treeee!
On Wednesday I go shoppin', and have buttered scones for teeeea!"

And then-
ORC- "I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a brawr!
I wish I was a girlie, just like my dear ma-maaaaaarrr!"

Legolas- *cries* And I thought you were so butch!!!

Umm.... Anyway. That was just... what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah. WRONG!!!

~Maeg
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
**Shudders**

[Feared Half-Elf]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/legolas/ttt_legolas_battle_4.jpg


I'll get you for that! Nobody pokes me in the ribs and gets away with it...


Apologies that it's a bit blurry.

[Quicksilver_Sprite]

Ughhh.... Ok, who replaced my swords with lead bars?

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Legolas: *cough* Oh! Could you hold on a minute, mate. I've coughed up a hairball...

[Amariden Ravenhill]

Legolas: AGH! OW!!!! *BEEEP* THAT WAS MY FINGER YOU HACKED OFF THAT JUST WENT FLYING OVER THE WALL, GIMLI!!! WHAT DID ARAGORN SAY ABOUT THAT AX?!

[Miriel Undomiel]

Legolas looks like he's just had a very strong drink :D

[Maeggaladiel]

Legolas- GASP! I broke a NAIL! That *&%$@# orc made me break a nail!

[Sirithheruwen]

*tsk* *tsk* Naughty, naughty, naughty!

[Nimrothiel]

Shoot, I didn't get here fast enough to do the obvious "I broke a nail" caption. :mad: Oh well, I've got one lined up in reserve.

Legolas: "Hey, you! Yeah that's right, I'm talking ta you punk! I know you've been stealing my raspberry shampo with the corresponding conditioner. Don't give me that confused 'What's he talking about' look, you know exactly what I'm talking about! Now hand it over, or I'm gonna give you a haircut down to your shoulders!!!!"

[Firefoot]

Legolas: Ugh! What is that?

[Mad Baggins]

Oh God! Oh God no! That's just....no! Wrong! Eugh!

[Lhunardawen]

Yes, dude! I'm prettier than you!

[Esgallhugwen]

Legolas "Whooowwweeeee, what is that God aweful stench!!"
note:(I was going to make it Eru aweful stench but it didn't seem to work as nicely)
or
"ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word"

[Ainaserkewen]

Legolas: "I'm warning you, if you guys don't stop singing, "I'm singing in the rain", I will come down there and join you. I'm a soprano and you won't like it! I'm warning you! Here me?!"

Does that make Legolas a Castrato singer??? Maybe that's why we never hear of any kids... :eek:

[bilbo_baggins]

Saruman: "Ah, now for my daily milk and cookies." Wormtongue: "May I have some as well, my lord?" Saruman: "No, they are mine, all mine."

I imagine something like that

[Ainaserkewen]

Grima: Master, you have a "Kick Me" sign on you back!

(Donated by the humorous Kathy who is sitting next to me)

[Quicksilver_Sprite]

Wormtongue: I think there's a wasp nesting in your hair, oh wise wizard. Don't move, I'll get it... *pulls out huge wasp-whacker*

[Gimili...]

Saruman: muahahahahahahaaaaa soon my evil plan will take effect, and i will be the most powerful ruler of all!!!!!!!! come, wormtounge! we must prepare for tonight!

Wormtounge: Why master?... what are we going to do tonight??...

Saruman: the same thing we do every night wormtounge, try to take over the world...

:smokin:

[Amariden Ravenhill]

HAHAHAHA!!! Awesome! Another Pinky and the Brain fan!

Saruman: Wormtounge are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Wormtounge: I thinks so, my lord. But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

[Miriel Undomiel]

Lol! :D

Saruman *through gritted teeth*: Worm! Did you mix up my hand lotion with the super glue again?

Wormtongue *guilty look*: I may have...

[The Saucepan Man]

Saruman: Saruman says clasp your hands together.

Wormtongue: Like this, Master?

Saruman: Oh, why do I bother?

[Mad Baggins]

Saruman: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow!

Grima: Stop it! I hate playing Shadow!

[Oddwen]

Saruman: Ahh, now for a brisk poke with my Pokey Stick of Doom!

Grima: Er, would that be the stick I just stoked the fire with?

[Lhunardawen]

Ooh, Gimli... Pinky and the Brain! :D

Saruman: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...
Grima: *clap* *clap*

[Gimili...]

u guys are just gonna kafta see the attachment... sorry!!

...unless of course someone knows actually how to post this!!

[Sparticus]

MERRY "How many apples can i get for this?"

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Theoden was glad of Merry's service and all, but the young Hobbit had cut his hands so badly whilst offering it that he was of no use in battle, or even to make the king a cup of tea.

[Maeggaladiel]

Merry- *thinking* Just one stab... no one is watching... Eowyn and Eomer are gone... I've changed Theoden's will... One quick stab and Rohan is mine!


Sorry, he just has this evil look on his face. Creepy.

[Mad Baggins]

You want me to WHAT?!

[Esgallhugwen]

Merry: I'll sell you this sword it even makes Julian fries
Theoden: Good gracious what in Eru's name are Julian fries?
*Sam pops in*
Sam: Po-ta-toes!!

[Ainaserkewen]

Heheh, Esgallhugwen. That was fun-ny.

Merry: *singing*Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword, wouldn't it be great if everybody had a sword. There'd be no more crimes if everybody had a sword. Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a swo-ord!

(The original title to this song is "wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun", I love Canadian comedic singers)

[Feared Half-Elf]

Merry couldn't quite get what Legolas was saying about the huge nail file he'd just presented the Hobbit with. Legolas had already been talking for four hours, and had only just got onto how to use it...

[Lhunardawen]

Merry: Will you get all the drama over with already? I'm losing blood.
PJ: That's the point, Dom.

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Merry (showing his children his slideshow): And this is the time Aragorn showed me how to grease my hair with sword polish...

[Feared Half-Elf]

Just for the record, I found the lyrics to the Lumberjack Song for everybody...

BARBER:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.



To keep this vagualy on topic...

Merry: Must...keep...grinning. Camera...not...done...yet. Hands...hurt...really...bad...

[Esgallhugwen]

Absolutely fantasic Feared Half-Elf! I love your signature.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_army_1.jpg


[dramatic chord]
Gandalf: There he is!
Aragorn: Where? What, behind the rabbit?
Gandalf: It is the rabbit.
Aragorn: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
Gandalf: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Knight#2: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
Gandalf: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Knight#2: What's he do, nibble your bum?
Gandalf: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
A guy goes to chop rabbits head off, gets killed by vicious rabbit [dramatic chord]
Aragorn: Dear Eru!
Knight#2: I done it again!
Gandalf: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same..... Aragorn: Oh, shut up!... Right!
KNIGHTS: Charge! [squeak squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.
Aragorn: Run away! Run away!


*I changed some of the lines and got rid of others to try and shorten it up, enjoy!*

[The Saucepan Man]

Soldier of Rohan: This haystack is mine! Mine, I tell you! And I shall fight to the death anyone who tries to take it off me!

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

The Rohirrim were getting suspicious of Gondor's method of drawing straws...

[Esgallhugwen]

Well you see Lammoth, its just like the scene in the Holy grail movie, where their sort of semi-hiding behind a rocky/ bushy thing, waiting to attack. I was going to do the holy hand grenade, maybe that would have been more appropriate. Oh well.

Man of Rohan: "One small step for me, a giant leap for all of Rohan!"
Man of Gondor:*grumbling* "I would have been there first if I didn't get that blasted wedgy!"

[Maeggaladiel]

Eomer and company after killing the a rampaging Chia Pet that threatened the safety of Rohan.

[Mad Baggins]

"I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal..."

[Feared Half-Elf]

I love your signature.

Thank you Esgallhugwen *Bows* I was having a mad hyper moment when I thought of it. I was in a very Monty Python mood, and had just watched the Holy Grail.


Gondorian soldier: I believe I can fly.... *jumps off grassy bank and falls on the floor. People in background laugh* Ouch.

[Evisse the Blue]

For the Merry pic: 'No, really, what is this thing?

For the Gondorian soldiers pic:
Soldier no 1: Why have we stopped?
Soldier no 2: Dunno, mate, ask Aragorn.
Soldier no3: Aragorn, why have we stopped?
Aragorn: .....
Soldier no 4: I do believe he's gotten us lost.
Soldier no 3: Again?? We've been going in circles for ages! We'll never reach the Black Gate at this rate!

Hey, is it just me or this thread is too long? Maybe it's time for a new one?

[Lhunardawen]

Rohirrim soldier 1: Say cheese, people!
Rohirrim soldier 2: Do we have to?

Evisse, I did notice that the thread has been extremely long. Care to start a new one? Or maybe not...let's just wait a while. :)

[Nimrothiel]

Ah yes, the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch;" one of my personal favorites. :D Hmmm, this will probably be a shorter and slightly incorrect version, but I can't resist.

Aragorn: "Bring out the 'User's Guide to the Holy Hand Grenade of Aman.'"

Gandalf (as he brings forth the grenade and instruction booklet) : "Pies Iesu Domine, dorme eis requiem."

Aragorn: "Proceed to read the instructions."

Gandalf: "Hold forth thy Holy Hand Grenade of Aman, and pull the Holy pin. Proceed to count to three. Thou shalt not count no more and no less than three, but three only. Two thou shalt not count, unless thou proceedeth directly onto three. Five is right out. The number three being counted, and the number counted being three, throw thy Holy Hand Grenade of Aman and thy foe shall snuff it."

Aragorn: "Right." *pulls pin* "One...two...five!"

Hama: "Three, sir!"

Aragorn: "I mean three!"

*throws grenade at a squadron of orcs; who promptly blow up*

Narrator: "And so the way was cleared for the king to proceed to the aid of Rohan. And there was much rejoicing."

All: "Hooray."

Huh, I guess it wasn't that short. :p

[Mad Baggins]

Sam: Is that rope? Aww...but I wanted a dagger...what can you use stupid rope for?

[The Only Real Estel]

Sam: "Pippin, keep that sword away from me..."

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

While the others were incredulous at their gifts, Sam was staring in wonder at his...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Pippin knew that he had despoiled the water in Galadriel's mirror, but he wondered if she knew. Look in his eyes.... he is saying "Please blame Sam!"

[Elianna]

Galadriel: Now Sam, you get a choice: this rope, or a box of dirt.

Sam: :confused:

[Sirithheruwen]

Merry/Pippin/Galadriel: :eek: Woah! Sam's feet are purple! :eek:

Sam: :( I knew they'd notice eventually.

[Beanamir of Gondor]

Sam: I hope the Lady Galadriel doesn't notice I'm staring at her lovely dress. I want to touch it, George. It looks like rabbit's fur, George.

Pippin: Lennie... I mean, Sam... leggo of the Lady Galadriel!

[Lhunardawen]

Sam: Lady Galadriel, you walk around barefooted?
Pippin: Don't look now, but a snake is approaching her...

[Nimrothiel]

Sam: "Wow, I wonder where she gets her nails done; that's the best pedicure I've ever seen. And coming from a hobbit that's saying a lot!"

[Maeggaladiel]

Gal- No Sam, you're not old enough for a knife.

Sam- B-but Merry and Pippin have knives!

Gal- If Merry and Pippin jumped off a bridge, would you?

Sam- Maybe...

[Feared Half-Elf]

Galadriel: Now Sam, because you have been a naughty boy you get this box of dirt.

Sam: But I only stood on your toes once!

Galadriel: But it hurt!

[Mad Baggins]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/othercharacters/ttt_urukhai_2.jpg

And Larry the Uruk wins by a helm!

[High King Fingolfin]

*Uruks are playing hopscotch* "Oooh, you're cheating, I'll tell Saruman on you!" :D :D

[Firefoot]

front Uruk: It's so dry out here, maybe we should do a rain dance.
*Uruks do rain dance*
right Uruk: Is it working? Is it working?
*rain dance not working*
*back Uruk waves scythe at the heavens*:Come on, rain already!

[Elianna]

You shall die in the name of- Hey look, I found a silver penny!

[Feared Half-Elf]

The Uruks perfect their version of 'Wild Dance' in the hope of repeating it's success and winning next year's Eurovision.

[Esgallhugwen]

Its Uruk-Mania! Yes you too can be part of the action, line up to get beheaded by our lovely assistants Uglutz and Glaruk, or if you really want to have some fun you can choose to be run down by a band of rampaging Uruk-Hai!
$17.00 for admission

[Morsul the Dark]

front uruk: Not maggoty bread again!!!
Right uruk: Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh i want real food!
left uruk: I think i saw a dog running over here!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The sack of the little village stopped abruptly when Henry the Uruk heard the jingle of the approaching ice-cream van.

[Gimili...]

... the Uruk-hai are perfecting Riverdance.....

[Maeggaladiel]

THe mighty Uruk-hai, the fearless terrors of Middle Earth...

Uruks: AAAHHHH! A BEEEEE!!!!

[Nimrothiel]

*"Aaaah! A bee!!"* Roflmao! :D

All I can think of is having "We are the Champions" playing in the background; maybe have the Uruk with the "Olympic torch" show up: "Hey, you were supposed to wait for me!" Yeah, pretty lame, hah? :rolleyes:

[Vuelve]

This makes me think of a Gatorade or Sprite commercial.I'm expecting to see the uruks sweat little red or blue beads of sweat and hear them sing "Anything you can do, I can do better" song. I'm strange, I know.

Vuelve

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/gandalf/ttt_gandalf_25.jpg

Gandalf: The board is set, soon the pieces will be in motion
Merry: checkmate!
Pippin: *grumbling* I hate chess!

[Morsul the Dark]

Aragorn: Did you see that?
Legalas: Yeah I didn't know Gandalf could break dance
Gandalf: That's right Theoden, you just got served!

[Sirithheruwen]

Gandalf: I need a hug...
Aragorn and Legolas: Just back away slowly...

[Nimrothiel]

Gandalf and Co. are frozen in shock as Theoden has chosen this moment to enter the hall with Elrond, both wearing purple dresses purloined from Arwen's wardrobe and wearing heavy make-up; topped off by feathered hats and large brightly colored handbags.

Wow, sometimes I really do scare myself. :eek: :rolleyes: Oh and Vuelve, I thought your post was quite good.

[Evisse the Blue]

Sorry guys, but I saw this pic and couldn't resist! http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v241/steelsiren/aragornttt_ext_02.jpg

Gandalf: Grieve not, dear friends, for I am back!
Aragorn(forced smile) :Hey, that's nice. (mutters): Should have made sure you were dead!

[Aredhel Ar-Feiniel]

Aragorn: Hi, Im Aragorn from BBC's what not to wear, and Gandalf stormcrow, we have been secretly filming you for the past two weeks!!
Gandalf: Oh ho! very funny.
Aragorn: Heres a check for 2000 pounds to spend on clothes, all you have to do is turn your wardrobe over to me..

[Feared Half-Elf]

For the first Gandalf pic...

Gandalf: *Sings* I believe I can fly...

For the second...

Aragorn: Exactly how much did you say you'd drunk?

[Nimrothiel]

Gandalf: "Shay, have you tried the beer at the 'Leaky Car--Caurd--C-thingy?'"

Aragorn: "No, can't say as I have."

Gandalf: "Oh...it'sh quite good."

Aragorn: "I'll bet." (thinking: "Good Lord, he must have drunk the pub dry!")

Gandalf: "No, really, you should try it shometime."

Aragorn: "Right, if I'm ever in the neighborhood I'll stop by. Now, why don't you go take a cold shower and I'll make a pot or two of coffee?"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gift-giving picture:

Sam(mutters): Hmph! She has pink toenails. I wish I had pink toenails...

Uruk-Hai picture:

Saruman's spring cleaning.

First Gandalf picture:

Gandalf: Can I drop my arms now? It's really heavy.

Aragorn: Not until you tell me where Andúril is.

Second Gandalf picture:

Aragorn: That's better, isn't it? *pinches Gandalf in the leg*

[Hama Of The Riddermark]

Second Gandalf Picture:

The one about the hobbit and the mumak never failed to get Gandalf to laugh.


First Gandalf picture:

You know...Jacskon's taking his sweet time making this scene...

[Elennar Starfire]

First Gandalf Pic-

Gandy: I am a seagull!

Second-

Gandy: *trips over robe*

Aragorn: *laughs*

[Esgallhugwen]

Gandalf: Ho Ho Ho
Aragorn: :rolleyes: Why does he always have to play into the Santa thing whenever little kids are around?

[Vuelve]

Gandalf: " You stabbed me! Why!

Aragorn: "Because you started filling everyone's heads with this 'Heir to the Throne of Gondor' nonsense, and now I have to be crowned King AND their making me wash my hair for the ceremony!"


Vuelve

[Quirkette]

Gandalf: That Pippin is such a fool!

Aragorn: Oh come on, you don't really mean that!

Gandalf: No really, all the stupid things he's done since he...snort..since he joined us...

Aragorn: Oh come on, he's just a little naive, that's all.

Gandalf: Naive! He's such a FOOL! Remember when he said...gasp...when he said back in Rivendale?

A and G: "So where are we going?" (Both burst out laughing)

Aragorn: That's nothing. You should heard him when I said we didn't have time for...snort...for another breakfast!

Gandalf: Aw, stop, I'll wet myself!

[Arwen Evenstar]

First Gandalf pic

(Titanic scene)

Gandy: I`m flying, Aragorn! I`m flying!

Second Gandalf pic

Gandalf: (moaning) Aragorn! I`m warning you don`t eat the soup!
:D

[Morsul the Dark]

Gandalf: Wow is that Arwen's window?!
Aragorn: Yep
G: no wonder your always happy
A: Yep! :smokin:

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Aragorn and Gandalf were very pleased with the result of the practical joke they'd worked out in Hollin.

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/pippin/ttt_pippin_13.jpg


Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

[Esgallhugwen]

Ok this has been dead far longer than I would have liked it to be. I didn't think this picture would cause a stall in the caption progress, so I'm going to try and kick start things again. Hope it works.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/othercharacters/ttt_D%FArins_Tower_3.jpg


Gandalf warned him not to do it without a bungee cord

[Firefoot]

Balrog: I'm flying!!!!

[Mad Baggins]

Hey, a dollar! *jumps*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Balrog picture:

Balrog: Help! My butt is on fire!

Pippin picture:

Pip: Man, that balrog is hot!

[Elennar Starfire]

Pippin pic:

Aragorn? Did you actually wash your hair?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Balrog: Look at my wings, unbelievers!

(The smoke thing does look like a wing.)

[Elennar Starfire]

If you look hard, there is a wing there. MovieBalrog has wings. Whether this is what Tolkien intended or not, we shall never know.

[Luthien_ Tinuviel]

The Pippin picture
Pippin: Merry? Is it just me, or does that cloud look like an elf playing the bagpipes?

The Balrog picture

Gandalf: Command tower to Bob - you are cleared for take-off.

[Elennar Starfire]

Pippin: Merry? Is it just me, or does that cloud look like an elf playing the bagpipes?

Heh, it's Daeron! ;) But I still think Daeron plays Uilleann pipes.

[Lhunardawen]

Bill the Balrog: Gandalf, this is a new step in breakdancing.
Gandalf, somewhere: *mutters* No, I think I'll call it suicide.

[elronds_daughter]

Balrog pic: I knew these wings weren't worth anything!

Pipin pic: Did I just see what I think I saw? Legolas' hair is a mess!

[Esgallhugwen]

This is what happens when Balrogs don't have their flyers permit.

Hey an Elf that plays bagpipes! Sweet :D

[Arwen_Evenstar]

BALROG: *Sniff*...can you smell something burning?



*sigh*
:rolleyes:

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Balrog: Look at my wings, unbelievers! I'm using it!

Gandalf: Hmph! You should have done that earlier at the Bridge of Khazad-dûm.

[Elennar Starfire]

Seriously, doesn't anyone else have a mental picture of Daeron playing bagpipes? Come on, I want to know!

~Elennar, the elf who wishes to be a bagpiper, but is currently a badpiper.

[One of the Nine]

Balrog picture:
Balrog: Dang it! I KNEW that rock looked slippery!

Pippin picture:
Pippin: You lost me when you started talking.

[ninlaith]

Gandalf: Aragorn, did you bring your Capital One Card
Aragorn: No....you?
Gandalf:..........run......

Orcs: What's in your wallet?

[Evisse the Blue]

In his haste to get away from Gandalf when he started to render the musical version of Valaquenta, the Balrog decided it was time to test those wings of his.
doesn't anyone else have a mental picture of Daeron playing bagpipes? Umm, no. I always pictured him carrying a flute. I guess each to his/her own. eh? :D

[Rimbaud]

Despite the finest intentions in the world, not the carpenters, nor the blacksmiths of Isengard could fashion a workable set of skis for a monster constructed of flame.

[Esgallhugwen]

Balrog: Oooooo shiny penny!
Gandalf: No Bill don't jump! You must resist the power of the penny.

[ninlaith]

Balrog: I'm cold

[Morsul the Dark]

Pippin picture:
Pippin: Legalas mentioned the lembas fills you up easily but he forgot to mention the diarea. Hi I'm Peregrin Took and when I'm running for Uruk-hai I like to know I won't have those nasty urges that's why i take Imodium.

Omnimous voice: Imodoium it just makes sense

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

http://img26.photobucket.com/albums/v77/Elenrod/fotr_gimli_hollin_1.jpg

Did you braid my beard?

[Morsul the Dark]

Just because I'm not the rock I'm not allowed to do this stance!

[Elven Hunter]

Do you think I look sexy with this beard?.. Next time I'll add ribbons..

[Elennar Starfire]

*sniffs* Alright, who ate too many beans?

[The Saucepan Man]

Gimli: See you, Jîmmi. You callin' me a Ginga?

[Lhunardawen]

Fee, fi, fo fum...

[Oddwen]

Gimli: You raise me uuuuuuuuuuppp so I can stand on mountains...

[ninlaith]

What are you lookin' at? I think I'm rather pretty!

[Esgallhugwen]

Gimli:Hehehehe Aragorn 'ill never catch me up 'ere!
*throws shampoo and conditioner over the waterfall*
Aragorn: Hey Leggy have you seen my shampoo and conditioner?
Legolas: Nope, and your not using mine either so forget it!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas (from below): You must make I choice now!
Gimli: Don't rush me!
Legolas: You really must choose now.
Gimli: OK. The pink one's better.
Legolas: Yay! *prances off wearing pink hairbow*

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Gimli ponders whether to inform the Company about the approaching Crebain from Dunland, or whether to pour himself another beer.*

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Gimli - the new model for Axe Effect commercial: part good, part bad, that's man's essence.
Gimli: Arrrrr!

[One of the Nine]

Gimli: What are you doing with my axe?
Pippin: Just looking at it. *accidentally drops it into a nearby abyss*
Gimli: Oh well, I've got another....

[Oddwen]

Gimli: Arrrrr!

Arrrrrr?


Gimli: Let's say we make it three and forget the name?

[Feared Half-Elf]

Gimli: Is that...beer I see?

[Esgallhugwen]

Aragorn: What say you?
Gimli: I say we get more beer and get Legolas to do the drinking competition again!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy!
Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka Peak.
Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away!
Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer.
Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing.

[Esgallhugwen]

Gimli: I can't stand here any longer! I'm dizzy!
Legolas: No! Just a little longer! You'll break the record for longest time on top of Grakalaka peak
Gimli: I really can't . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Legolas: Dang! He was two seconds away!
Aragorn: Shouldn't have made him drunk all that beer.
Legolas: Oh, well. On with the mission . . . quest . . . thing.

And that is exactly why you should never listen to a Dwarf who wants to do a drinking competition on the top of a mountain.

[Morsul the Dark]

Gimli:Is that a Taco Bell?

Legalos:No that's a subway

Gimli: Darn!!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Gimli: "Forget Merry and Pippin, let's go cruising for chicks!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

So, anyone up for a new pic?

[The Perky Ent]

Alrighty then! Here's a new one!
http://alamo.nmsu.edu/~swebb/grima02.jpg
The Plumbing's Broken Again

[Witch-King]

What do you mean I die in Dune???

[Elven Hunter]

What the...!? Who was the last one who used the toilet?

[Diamond18]

Gríma: "Mirror, mirror on the wall... who's the fairest one of all?"

Mirror: "Galadriel."

Gríma: "What the...?? Uruks, bring me her heart!!"

or simply

Gríma looks into a mirror, any mirror.....

[Firefoot]

"It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. It's so pretty. I want to touch it... "

Think Finding Nemo.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Grima watches in disgust as Saruman slobbers his way through a plate of spaghetti*

[ninlaith]

Wait a minute.......who decorated this room in pink!?

[Sirithheruwen]

*thinks* Maybe if I look as pathetic as possible, Saruman'll go away...

[The Perky Ent]

Never call a dwarf Ma'am!

[Elennar Starfire]

Grima: Wha...I have a twin? Or a clone? Or an imposter?
What the (censored)?

[The Perky Ent]

There were so many ents. They were everywhere. They were surounding us! I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

[paavo]

"It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. It's so pretty. I want to touch it... "

Think Finding Nemo.

Hilarious! :D
Finding Nemo is a great movie.

[Oddwen]

G: Duhhhhhhh......

Or...

G: Go ahead. Make my day.

[Morsul the Dark]

Grima: Theoden was up partying all night! Of course I look like I haven't slept!

[Witch-King]

***SPOLIER IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ROTK***






























The REAL reason for Saruman's death...

Grima: What? Why would you eat all my cookies, Saruman??!!

[The Perky Ent]

I'm not getting that promotion?

[Nuindacilien]

Hello. I've read a few posts here, but I'm not entirely sure what's going on here. Could someone kindly explain? :D

~Nuinda

[Saraphim]

Wellcome to the Downs, Nuindacilien! Check out the first post on page one for the details on this thread.

And as for the picture:

Wait... so Eowyn doesn't like me?

[Lhunardawen]

Grima's recommended daily exercise for a new pathetic-looking you.

[Elven Hunter]

Grima: Look at what coffee did to me!.. Sniff.. Sniff..

[The Perky Ent]

Grima: Are you saying I've had two different colored eyes all this time?

[Morsul the Dark]

Theoden: Whats this?

Grima: What those aren't my sports illustrated! Do I look like i like sports?!

[elronds_daughter]

Let this be a lesson to all of you males out there -- NEVER WEAR MAKEUP!! you'll over do it every time, and won't get the right colors. just don't. it's not a pretty sight.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gríma: Is that Scooby Doo?

[Morsul the Dark]

Gríma: Is that Scooby Doo?

Grima: and I would have gotten away with it too if it werent for those meddling kids and that darn wizard!

[Morsul the Dark]

http://www.filmhobbit.com/moviereviews/images/LOTR/fotr/fotr1.jpg

I think we need a new one...

Merry: I think Gimli ate all of the bean flavored lembas

[Mithalwen]

Pip: I don't think Legolas will be very happy when he realises that Gimli has trimmed his hair with his axe....

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Awww! but Gimli, we want ice-cream!*

[Nimrothiel]

Merry and Pippin: "Are we there yet?"
Gimli: "For the hundreth time, NO!"
Pippin: "Oh. How about now?"
Gimli: "Aaarrrgh!!!"

[The Perky Ent]

Merry: Did you know that Gimli was wearing a hospital gown?
Pippin: I think I just lost my Lembas!

[Morsul the Dark]

Merry: Gimli is it true you wear a wig?

Gimli: Thats absurd why would you think that?

Pippin: Legalas said it.

Gimli: That blasted elf, hes the one that wears a wig thats why his hair stays perfect!

Merry and Pippin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Esgallhugwen]

Pip: What's that on Gimli's back?
Merry: Well it could be any number of things but I'm wagering its a big ugly bug.
Pip: Well go on and squash it then *Pip nudges Merry forward*
Merry: Eww no you go and kill the nasty blighter, I'm not going near it!
Pip: Fine, but I'm not going near it either!
*They both look at one another*
In Unison: Ohh, Legolas we need you to come back here for a sec.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Yet another caption inspired by (that is nicked from) Monty Python's flying circus.

Gimli: Hello, and welcome to the Middle of the Film!
Pippin: Middle Earth?
Gimli: No, the Middle of the film
Pippin: Oh right.

[Elennar Starfire]

Heh...Gimli has a Kick Me sign on his back...

[Lhunardawen]

Heh...Gimli has a Kick Me sign on his back...
Merry: Tails!
*Pippin flips a coin, which lands tail-side up*
Pippin:*gulp* Say goodbye to them for me...

[Morsul the Dark]

Merry: Tails!
*Pippin flips a coin, which lands tail-side up*
Pippin:*gulp* Say goodbye to them for me...

just to continue this story :rolleyes:

Gimli: "thinking" if that Pippin keeps kicking me Ill kill 'im!
Pippin:This is fun and he doesn't do anything "kick"
Gimli: Alright thats it bring it on punk!
Pippin:*runs away*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Merry: You killed Legolas!
Pip: *gasp*
Gimli: But he kept calling me "Shorty"!

[Lhunardawen]

Merry and Pippin watch as a beetle hangs on to Gimli's hair for dear life...

[Evisse the Blue]

Merry: You killed Legolas!

Merry: Oh my God! he killed Legolas!
Pippin: You bastard!
Gimli: It's alright. It's a parody so he won't stay dead for long.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gimli: It's alright. It's a parody so he won't stay dead for long. (Evissë)
[Dots. http://www.geocities.com/louis_martian/smilies/evil.gif]

Legolas: I'll be alive in time for the next episode.
Merry: What next episode? This is the last one!
Legolas: Uh . . . The Hobbit?

[Maeggaladiel]

Merry and Pippin are the first to discover that Gimli has forgotten the back half of his armor.



~MAEG!
PS- Check it out! I didn't fall off the face of the earth! I was just... lazy for the past three months. :rolleyes:

[Oddwen]

South Park.


G: GIMLIII!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pip: Oh, no!
Merry: Oh, no.
Gimli: Oh, Mahal.

Legolas' wig fell off.

[Kates Frodo Temp]

Pippin: Is that...
Merry: Yup.
Pippin <reluctant>: Maybe we should tell him?
Merry <grins devilish little hobbit grin>: Let Legolas do it!

[Esgallhugwen]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/legolas/fotr_legolas_2.jpg

Legolas's reaction to the big problem on Gimli's back

"Hold still Gimli I have to take aim!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Legolas: Right I'll take care of those o..r...c..s... wow! I have such pretty hands, Gimli come look!

[One of the Nine]

Legolas having a temper tantrum: Never liked the stupid dwarf anyway....

[Evisse the Blue]

Representing Mirkwood, Legolas Greenleaf! He gets into position, takes aim ... this looks like a clean shot! Ah, if it wasn't for that dwarf in his way, he'd have got the bulls' eye!

[Arwen Evenstar]

FINALLY, I`m back. My parents moved me clear across the state, and I am NOT happy. I`ve been deprived of my computer and the BD for 3 weeks. :(

Alright here it goes:

STUPID LITTLE BUZZING FLY!!! I WILL GET YOU!!!

[Oddwen]

L: Let's see, feet firmly planted, draw back the string, squint handsomely, take aim, man am I lookin' good...

Gimli: Hello?

L: AHHH! I broke a nail!

[Morsul the Dark]

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.com/lordoftherings/24sept01trailer/fotr_trailer02_060_ls.jpg


Elves: Just becuase theyre heroes doesnt mean we should dress them! They can dress themselves!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

You can't see it, but this line goes on into infinity. :smokin:

[Oddwen]

(Haldir is taking Galadriel and Celeborn on an inspection tour of the Fellowship.)

H: And here is CP 14...

G: Hmm!

H: And CP 26...

G: Ehh...

H: And CP 97...

C: Ah.

H: And CP 4...

C: Ahh!

H: And CP 65...

(Merry whispers to the other hobbits. They giggle and sneak to the end of the line.)

H: And CP 21...

G: Ahh...

H: And CP 74...

C: Well.

H: And CP 102...

(The hobbits keep ducking behind one another, making the lime seem endless. It is six hours before Gally and Celly find out, and oust both the Fellowship and Haldir.)

[Lhunardawen]

Legolas pic:
*Gimli tries to transfer the "Kick Me" sign to Legolas' back*
Legolas: Don't even think about it, dwarf.

Creepy Lothlorien pic:
The Elves of Lothlorien preparing for "The Fellowship of the Ring Wax Museum".

[elronds_daughter]

Legolas picture--
L: Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?!?
orcs: uh, yeah...
L: *shoots the orcs* well, that problem's solved.

[Maeggaladiel]

(At Our Lady of the Pointed Ears Cathedral in Lothlorien, the Fellowship takes their first Communion.)

"Please kneel. That means you, Legolas... Oh, you ARE kneeling."


OR


The Lothlorien Medical Team tries to break the Guiness Book of World Records for the most heart transplants performed at one time. Full coverage at 11.


OR


"All of you with glowing butts in the left line, everyone else in the right!"

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

OR
The Elves of Lothlorien teach their battle tactics to the Fellowship.
Elves: (In unison) PULL MY FINGER!!

Okay, I'll shut up now.

[Lhunardawen]

You're baaaack!!! :D

Anyway...

Elves of Lothlorien: *mutters* When will these people ever learn to fix themselves up? They're a disgrace to everyone alive! To think they are our only hope!

Frodo: You know what, I suddenly feel like looking for Sauron and giving this Ring back to him.

*Elves shut up*

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Lorian pic:

Legolas: This stuff SO doesn’t go with my hair! :smokin:

[Mithalwen]

Legolas pic "This'll teach that dwarf for nicking my hair straighteners...."

Lorien - The Golden Woods Country Dance troupe was hadn't yet found the ideal formation ..........

[Elennar Starfire]

PJ: Hey, what's going on here? You're filming with only half the lights!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Movie ticket: $10
Food: $750
Watching the Fellowship stand around and do nothing: Pri . . hey, give me back
my money!
There are some movies that suck. Get used to it.

*cringes while awaiting the oncoming projectiles*

$750 for food? Must be a hobbit.

[Esgallhugwen]

Aragorn: *sniff sniff* is something burning?
Boromir: My spinach puffs!

p.s. I know its mist but have an imagination it could be smoke. And Nilpaurion I love the movies (except for a few less than favourable things) but I won't throw things at you, I'm more mature and open minded than that.

[Gil-Galad]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/rotkpics/rotk_army_2.jpg

Gondor Solider without a horse: Come on Patsy! hurry up with those coconuts!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Nilpaurion I love the movies (except for a few less than favourable things) but I won't throw things at you, I'm more mature and open minded than that. (Esgalhugwen)
Thanks for not throwing things at me. But don't get me wrong. I like the movies, too.

To make this post on-topic . . .

Current picture:
Denethor's spring cleaning.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Front Gondorian soldier: *Sniffs* I never get nice things, like horses... Oh well, *Gets out two halves of coconut and clacks them together* On quicksilver!
:D (I think the coconut joke will go on for a while)

[Sleepy Ranger]

Random Horseless Gondorian Soldier Guy- I can race these horses. I have Super Speed.

[Esgallhugwen]

Big announcer voice: It Time to Plaaayyy......
Crowd shouts: Out Run The Horses!!!
Announcer: Lets see if this noble man can outrun these majestic Gondorian horses, if not the consellation prize is that his wife at home recieves one crushed up aluminum lawn ornament. Can he do it?! Stay tuned to find out in.......
Crowd shouts: Out Run The Horses!!!

[Maeggaladiel]

This guy just got promoted. Five minutes ago his job was to run BEHIND the horses carrying a big pooper scooper and a wheelbarrow. It was part of Denethor's KEEP GONDOR CLEAN program.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

*Here it is, the moment you've trained for your whole career, soldier. It all comes down to this moment...............and your horse picked this day to have a head-cold and stay in bed.*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Horseman to the left: Look! My horse is running backwards!

[Lhunardawen]

horse-less soldier: What's with the horses? I thought this is a marathon!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Soldier on foot: I knew there was something I'd forgotten!
:smokin:

[Gil-Galad]

Foot Soldier: Cheaters!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Here is a nice one;

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/theoden/ttt_theoden_rohan_8.jpg

Theoden: Grima, Have you found my contact lenses yet?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

So, Théoden is the missing link! :eek: