Crazy Captions

[Holbytlass]

HAPPY 10000th CRAZY CAPTION DAY!!
Thank you Robin Headstrong and Hookbill the Goomba!!

On the collage Hookbill did, if you squint your eyes you can see Gandalf...uncloaked!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

On the collage Hookbill did, if you squint your eyes you can see Gandalf...uncloaked!!

Its true, you know. :p

I think someone should contact Robin Headstrong, congratulate him on making the longest thread on the Downs. *Waves flag*

Coincidently, Robin Headstrong currently holds the 92nd spot in the post count for this topic.

Anyway:

Guard: Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Gandalf: No, it's Pippin throwing my fine china out of the window! :eek: *runs*

OR

You can't see it, but Gandalf is actually dragging Denethor with his staff.

Gandalf: What have I told you about playing with fire?

[Morsul the Dark]

Gandalfs school of dance
"lets review its step 1-2-3-4 step1-2-3-4 flip and sache" :D

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: Saruman thinks he can steal my uncloaking!? Well guess what Saruman, I'm stealing your COLOR!! Hahaha!!

Guard: It's ok Mithrandir, we'll get you your medication and get you back into your room.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: I was sure it was left, right, straight, left, left, right.

Guard: Sir, you've passed here five times.

[Glirdan]

Gandalf: I knew I should have taken that left turn at alberquerque!!! Darn MapQuest!! :mad:

or

Gandalf tries to beat Boromir at his own game: Rock and roll!!

[Meela]

Two seconds later, the guard stuck out his spear and tripped up the wizard. Anything to stop him uncloaking for the fifth time that morning.

OR

Gandalf heard there was a cloak sale on the seventh level.

"Must... be first... *pant, gasp* New cloaks... make new uncloaking routine... *collapse*"


OR

Denethor just found out it was Gandalf who tp'ed the throne room.

[Oddwen]

I think someone should contact Robin Headstrong, congratulate him on making the longest thread on the Downs. *Waves flag* Hey, does anyone else remember that this is two Crazy Caption topics merged together? :eek: Check out post 1199 (http://www.forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=147863&postcount=1199) on page 30 and 1861 & 1862 on page 47 (http://www.forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?p=150776&highlight=caption#post150776)! This thread is actually three threads merged into one. So, let's give a big hand to Robin Headstrong, Airehiriel and The Barrow-Wight for making this thread what it is today!



"The Nine, the Seven and the Three all had their proper gem, but not so the One."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Well, the original curator, Sir Robin, as I shall call him, last posted here in 2002 (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=157512&postcount=205), back when I were only yay high.

Back on track!

Gandalf: RUN! It's going to blow!

Guard: What?

Gandalf: Denethor has just finished a large meal. And I gave him a wafer thin mint!

Guard: :eek:

[The Elf-warrior]

Gandalf: "Hey, you can't have my copy of Richard III! It's mine, Peregrin Took!"

[Fordim Hedgethistle]

*Guard reeling and ready to faint*

Gandalf: I mean it, do not go in there. (Mutters) Stupid curry take away.

[Gothmog]

Gandalf has finally finished his sewing-the-cloak-to-his-arms work and are now ready to try it out:
"If Balrogs can fly (without wings?), I can do it!"
EDIT: the lost brother Gandalf the Wright?

OR

Gandalf trying out different poses in the wind-tunnel

OR

Gandalf hurrying home to the Downs to congratulate to the 10000th post in CC. His real name IS after all Gandalf the Wight. ;)

[Lalwendë]

Gandalf attempts the annual Stewards of Fire fun run round the Quad at Minas Tirith.

[Maeggaladiel]

Furious, Gandalf marches up to speak to Denethor about the color of Minas Tirith. (It clashes with his robes.)


OR


His mind preoccupied with other matters, Gandalf doesn't notice Robert the Guard stick out his foot...

OR


Robert the Guard: Excuse me, Sir...
Gandalf: What is it? I've been waiting all day to get this far in line! Let me on the roller coaster!
Robert: I'm sorry but... (*holds up pole*) ...You must be this tall in order to ride.
Gandalf:... ... ... ....

Ten minutes later, DennyLand was closed due to an explosion in the rollercoaster area.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf dropped the keys to his room way back in the first level.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf ignored the sign that the guard was holding, saying,
"Warning, bridge not finished".

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gandalf: See that Hobbit over there?

Gondor Gary: Yes, sir.

Gandalf: I'll give you five gold pieces if you push him off the wall.

Gondor Gary: Money first.

[mormegil]

Peace negotiations failed after Sauron declared that a term MUST be written in that Gandalf remained cloaked at all times. He wouldn't hear of it!

[Holbytlass]

Gandalf: Walk to Rivendell, my foot!! I'd like to see those dead people try the Gandalf challenge="Run to Minas Tirith with a 1000 foot fall fighting a Balrog Challenge"!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school before Denathor begins his fire safety lessons! :eek:

OR
You may think this is in bad taste...

Gandalf: I must get to that nursery school to teach those kids about cloaks!

Guard: :eek:

[Gandalf_the _white]

grr i can't see the new one :( :( and i luv this thread (i always look here first when i log on :D )

[Gandalf_the _white]

hookbill can you please put the pic up again? i can't see it :( :(

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Hum-de-hum. Try this. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Crazy%20captions/9944.jpg)

Anyway:

Gandalf is enraged to discover that Sauron, by use of magical powers, has written, "Gandalf is a big softie!" Followed by a diagram of Sauron uncloaked! :eek:

[The Saucepan Man]

Gandalf storms angrily out of the hall, having lost out to Dumbledore in the Best Wise Old Wizard Award for the third year running.

[THE Ka]

Gandalf struts his supreme hair authority in front of an elven panel at a new L'Oreal HairCare meeting...


*swish* *swish*...

G: Thank you, it's completely natural...


~ Aesthete

[Elu Ancalime]

An average April 2 starts out.......

...then suddenly!!!


Gandalf: HAHAHAHA! UNCLOAKING IN RATH DIENIN!!!

Guard: NOOO! Do not desecrate the dead with the nudity of a wizard!

Gandalf: Just kidding. See? Im wearing undergarments. Alatar's the one whose gonna streak.

Guard: Eww, really? Wait...he came back form the East!?

Gandalf: No, I killed him.

Guard: !?

Gandalf: You Gondorians are fools; perhaps you are related to a Peregrin Took?
________
Civic (second generation) (http://www.honda-wiki.org/wiki/Honda_Civic_(second_generation))

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: Aaaaagh! 200,000 Orcs just showed up at my doorstep!

OR

Gandalf always took his early morning jog, even if the city was under attack from the armies of Sauron.

[The Only Real Estel]

Gandalf: "Who lit these torches!!?? For the last time, they're my oldest antiques - for looking, not touching!!"

[Anguirel]

FIRST GUARD: (smiling smugly) Oh, you'll be here for the All-Gondor Biggest Stick Contest, right?

(Gandalf frowns portentously, looking at his meagre staff compared to the guard's spear. He speaks a Word of Power and it triples in length.)

SECOND GUARD: Nice attempt, wizard, but mine's still longer...

(Gandalf storms off.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Guard: What's that green mist rising up the city?

Gandalf: It's Aragorn! He's still not had a bath! :eek:

[Mithalwen]

Werewolf Gandalf storms away from th computer having been lynched on Day 1

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Gandalf: How dare Denethor insult me like that! I'm both intelligent and a Gentleman... an intelli-gent, if you like. *grumble*

[Elu Ancalime]

Gandalf: I better make sure Denethor dosnt steal my beverage!
http://www.msu.edu/~luciwmat/rotk_ecto_cooler.jpg


Denethor:Mmmm...I like the Ecto Cooler flavor, it beats Dorwinnion white by a longshot.
________
Magic Flight Launch Box (http://www.vaporshop.com/mflb-vaporizer.html)

[Kuruharan]

Denethor: Blooowing bubbles, in the Hi-C,
Maaaaake me happy...

[The Elf-warrior]

Denethor: "Heh, heh! You can't poison my Hi-C without me figuring out, Mithrandir."

[Alcarillo]

So he decided a little product placement couldn't hurt.

PJ: Purists, schmurists; nobody will notice.

[Gurthang]

Watching the door so that his chef won't catch him, Denethor puts down his wine and takes a swig of his Hi-C.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: ... ... This isn't my pipe!

OR

Denethor: This is all I have left. Someone has stolen all my fine china and posh cups. And I think I know who it was, Mithrandir! :mad:

Gandalf: It wasn't me! Didn't you see the earlier caption! Pippin was throwing all my china out of the window! He must have done the same to you!

[Lhunardawen]

After having found out from Gandalf that Aragorn is on his way to Minas Tirith, Denethor knew he needed MORE Vitamin C.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Denethor stares at Gandalf's daiquiri while he sips his Hi-C.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: How dare Gandalf call me childish? He has no basis for such an assumption. *slurp* Bring me my Teddy! I need a nap!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Denethor: Why is this Ecto Cooler? I told you to get me Orange Lavaburst!

[Parmastahir]

"Well, Master Peregrin, I hope that you used yesterday to your profit, and to your liking? Though I fear that the board is barer in this city than you could wish. What would you do in my service?"

"I thought, sir, that you would tell me my duties."

"I will, when I learn what you are fit for . . . which would seem to be eating. Therefore, you will be my food taster. Servants! Bring more Hi-C and some Twinkies. Better you than me, if you know what I mean!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Balrogs in 'bling'? Gandalf with a Marks and Spencer's bag? Lembas replaced my Big Macs? And now this! No wonder people were confused as to what time setting Jackson wanted the films to be in.

OR

Denethor: And Bring me some Barrow B-O! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/BarrowBo.jpg)

Or even:

Denethor: That Gandalf is so stupid and ungentlemanly. Not like me. I'm an inteli-gent!

[The Only Real Estel]

Denethor: "I hope, Boromir, that you don't think this makes up for you not bringing me the Ring..."

[Alcarillo]

Everyone knew Gondor was headed downhill when the Steward began endorsing fruit juices.

Denethor: Buy Hi-C! With 750% of your daily recommended dose of vitamin C, it's on fire! *winks, thumbs-up*

[Valesse]

Denethor knew that drinking his Hi-C too fast might have ended up getting his tongue suctioned to his straw... But how fast is too fast? Not even the wisest could tell.

[Gurthang]

Denethor: "No, I know you're wrong! Let me finish this off and then we'll really see if I'm drinking from a box or a bag!"

OR

Pippin: "What's that you're drinking? Oh, wait, let me look...*looks* Oh, now 'Hi see!'*falls on floor laughing*"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: "What's that you're drinking? Oh, wait, let me look...*looks* Oh, now 'Hi see!'*falls on floor laughing*"

Denethor: *Sigh* *Pulls out Crossbow* *Sigh* *Shoots Pippin!*

:eek:

OR

Denethor: What do you mean, "a bit big"? It's "Fun size"! FUN, I tell you!

[Gandalf_the _white]

Denethor:This isn't oil!! I said bring oil not hi c!! For gods sake are you deaf!?
Guard: Hmmm? Sorry I wasn't listening!
Denethor: :mad:

[Anguirel]

So terrible were the travails of the Siege of Gondor that the Steward himself resorted to drinking anakronisms...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: I'll have you know, Peregrine Took, that this is a very sophisticated drink in Gondor.

Pippin: Then why are the guards sniggering?

[Gurthang]

An ancient Gondorian add used to read: "HI-C: The drink of Kings!"
Denethor: "Maybe if I drink enough HI-C, they'll let me be king!"

[Gurthang]

Stewardly robes: $293.50
Stewardly throne: $750.00
Orange-Lavaburst HI-C: $0.95
Forgetting the worries of ruling a nation while sipping juice from a box like a kid: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MallornCard.

[The Only Real Estel]

Denethor: "Drink Hi-C! It really puts the curl in your wig."

[Lhunardawen]

Studies show that drinking Hi-C increases a person's combustibility by 100%.

[THE Ka]

It can be said by many that Denethor's pyro problems began in the wee days of ill govern daycare and otherwise suspicious sugary drinks his nursemaid would slip him on the fear of a toasty demise...


~ Ka

[Oddwen]

*slllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrpppp ppppppp!*

Or...

Denethor was *very* grumpy, as he had just neglected to remember the rule every mother teaches their child: NEVER squeeze a juice box.

[The Only Real Estel]

Denthor: “I hope MapQuest doesn't think this lame sample of Hi-C makes up for them getting me lost for the millionth time...”

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Denethor: *Slurp* *Spit* Yuk! What's in this?

Pippin: Sugar!

Denethor: Well bring it back with manure in it like I asked!

Pippin: Would you prefer a new picture?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Panic.jpg

Bilbo: Nobody panic! Everything is under control. Just ignore the fire... I mean... There is no fire!

[Telperaca]

:D

Lesson 1 in fire-handeling:
Never let Hobbitses take control.
;)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Bilbo: Do I hear five pieces of gold? Five pieces of gold for a fire extinguisher*?

__________________
*italics due to anakronism rules
.

[narfforc]

Bilbo telling his stories again: Now this is the really interesting bit. Imagine that is Lake Town and this, he said, holding up the object in his left hand, is The Old Dwarven Device of Extinguishing

[Parmastahir]

"In closing, I say 'Live Long and Prosper!' Dang! I can never get my fingers to go like Mr. Spock's!!!"

[Holbytlass]

It's a little known fact that I took down Smaug with this, not Bard! I shall now demonstrate.

[Lalwendë]

Another intake of new employees at the Green Dragon sit through an induction session given by Bilbo Baggins, Principal Health & Safety Officer. Lesson 5: Why pipes and cake do not mix.

[mormegil]

Tiring of those trick candles that reignite themselves Bilbo took desperate measures this year.

or

Bilbo was never good at telling a story

Little Hobbit Child: Ummm Mister Bilbo sir, I think your cake is catching the woods on fir...

Bilbo:....Hold on there little one, I haven't finished telling you my story about how I invented this red little device. I call it 'the red device'. You see it was on my birthday and I was floating into lake town, though at the time the fact that it was my birthday had slipped my mind. Now, I was riding a barrell not unlike this one on which I am standing, did I mention that I invented the red device which I hold...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo: Who threw this?

OR

Bilbo: Well, Frodo, if you ever see the Eye of Sauron, you may need this!

[The Only Real Estel]

The life-sized cardboard stand-up Bilbo looked reassuring but it wasn't the most practical thing for the situation...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo: Stay back! I'm not afraid to use this!

OR

Bilbo the salesman tried his luck with fire safety for the Denethor appreciation society...

[The Only Real Estel]

Bilbo: "I don't need the extinguisher, I can put it out by my own methods! Concentrate...feel the force flow through you...concentrate..."

Someone in the crowd: "Just use the extinguisher already!!"

[Eldar14]

One extinguisher to rule them all
One extinguisher to find them
One extinguisher to bring them all
And in the darkness ... extinguish them

-- OR --

If only it read:

"Ash ghash durbatuluk
Ash ghash gimbatul
Ash ghash thrakatuluk
Agh burzum-ishi ghabatul"

then they would be ready.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The mathoms Bilbo gave away got more and more peculiar every year.

[Meela]

Bilbo was the only one sensible enough to take precautions where Gandalf's dodgy fireworks were concerned.

[Bêthberry]

Bilbo stood ready with his canister of helium in case the doll who popped out of the cake needed a little touch-up reinflation.

[Lalwendë]

The Hobbits held their breath and their noses as they waited for Bilbo's grand finale to his Le Petomane of The Shire act.

[mormegil]

Bilbo reading the instructions on how to operate the extinguisher

Bilbo: Wait! This doesn't seem quite right...

1. Hold extinguisher firmly
2. Pull out ring *handwritten* from your pocket

Ahhh that gollum trying to trick me again!



(sorry this was funnier in my mind because I had a hand drawn image)

[Alcarillo]

Bilbo: Listen, ladies and gentleman! I, the amazing Bilbo, will defy the powers of nature, by eating this flaming cake, and living to tell the tale!

Hobbits: *gasps!*

Bilbo: Now folks, this amazing act of superhuman strength is extremely dangerous! I have filled this tub behind me with water, in the event that I am lit on fire!

Hobbits: *gasps again!*

Bilbo: And my only help will be this magical red bottle, discovered in the deepest of dwarf-halls during my exotic travels across the known world!

Hobbits: *ooooh*

[SamwiseGamgee]

Bilbo: And believe me, if that Gandalf even looks as though his cloak's coming off he'll discover just exactly what it feels like to have 25 litres of pressurised CO2 unleashed on your body!

[THE Ka]

Bilbo had to think fast as the crowd of angry party children soon discovered his mistake with the cake...

Bilbo: Hey! Look at this! ... Anyone into magic tricks? ... Anyone?


~ Aesthete

[The Elf-warrior]

Bilbo: "I'm a servant of the secret fire extinguisher, wielder of the CO2 spurting tube; the trick candles shall not avail you, Fool of a Took!"

[Oddwen]

Bilbo: Hold on, hold on, I'm not eight feet from the fire yet...

[The Only Real Estel]

The mob of disappointed Michael Delving Museum tourists finds the stolen antique fire extinguisher...

Bilbo: "Wait! I can explain this! It's not what it looks like!"


p.s. "Wow, my 500th post in Crazy Captions..."

[Lhunardawen]

Bilbo desperately needed a way to convince the hobbits that carbon dioxide does taste good on cake.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Bilbo: Don't blame me! No one told me there was someone in the cake. It's Hobbit tradition to set the cake on fire anyway... isn't it? :(

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

The rowdy audience knew to shut up when Bilbo was speaking — apart from the unfortunate Dwarf on the left of the pic. He learned the hard way.




*Incidentally, is the Caption thread taking far longer to load these past couple of days?

[Lalwendë]

Bilbo: "Kids, this is what being old is all about. You get to eleventy-one and you can no longer blow out all the candles on your cake without help."

Samwise (whispering to Rosie): "That's just an excuse. The old duffer just likes mucking around with fire extinguishers. That's why he never got taken on as a FireHobbit all those years ago..."






*yes! :(

[The Only Real Estel]

It was painfully obvious that the villagers' first choice of burning Proven Wolf Bilbo wasn't going to work...

[Oddwen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Oddwen/rotk1613.jpg

Frodo just couldn't handle the intenseness of Listerine!

Or...

Frodo regretted not having flossed when his teeth dissolved.

Or...

Oh come on, he is so faking it...

Or...

Fro: If anyone makes another Uncloaked joke, I'll be sick!

Or...

Fro v.o.: And I don't know what kinda doo-doo meats was in that gumbo, but I had ta PYOOOKE!

[narfforc]

Frodo falls for Sams Alka-Seltzer in the Lembas trick again.

[Alcarillo]

Frodo's just had a taste of Eowyn's stew.

or

Caught in mid-transformation, Frodo the rabid werewolf is confronted by the angry villagers!

[Farael]

Frodo realized, too late, that in Valinor all Valar and Maiar were... uncloacked!!!

[Kitanna]

Farmer Maggot's dog passed his rabies on to Frodo.

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo: "This is disgusting, but whatever turns Shelob on..."

[mormegil]

Frodo just realized that he accidentally left the ring at Rivendell.

or

Frodo just ate one of Farmer Maggot's maggots.

[Valesse]

...From then on Aragorn was forced to wear a hair net during meals.

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo stopped short in the act of spitting on the sidewalk when he saw Gandalf making Lotho suck up his (Lotho's) latest fresh gob of spit with a straw. :eek:





p.s. *This scene was actually witnessed by someone close to me in "real life."*
p.p.s. Yeah, it's quite disgusting I know - but look at Frodo's face! That just embodies the look of someone witnessing that scene! ^^^

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo forgot his toothbrush in Rivendell.

[THE Ka]

Unknown to many, Sauron was rather accomplished in Pavlovian methods...

~ Aesthete

[The Only Real Estel]

Gimli: "Frodo!? I didn't think a pansy hobbit like you would like my favorite Dwarven delicacy. You know that's Khazad-Dum Kream right? Goblin intestines in other words?"

[Holbytlass]

Holby passes on this caption
*stomach churning while trying not pull a "Frodo"*

[Gurthang]

Frodo said a naughty word and got his mouth washed out with soap.

OR

Frodo's impression of Old Yeller.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

It seems that Frodo had a rare teeth melting disease... lovely.

OR

It turned out that the Nazgûl were not after the Ring after all. They just wanted to perform their (obviously, rather poor) dace routine...

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo: "This is the last time I'll accept Galadriel's free dental services..."

OR

Frodo finds out why Galadriel forbade him to drink from her mirror...the hard way.

[Maeggaladiel]

Bilbo failed to mention that Frodo's great grandmother was part snail. This became apparent, however, after Frodo ordered extra salty french fries.

OR


"This is why we don't eat bath beads, even the ones shaped like strawberries. Right Frodo?"

"Yeshh.."

[Meela]

Frodo vows never again to take part in the 'how many extra strong mints can you cram into your mouth at once' competition.

OR

Not even the Hobbits themselves knew they were allergic to chewing gum.

[Parmastahir]

"SAM!! When you said we were having albino frog for dinner, I thought you were kidding!!!"

[Kath]

Frodo was about to lose the 'how much squirty cream can you keep in your mouth' competition.

OR

Frodo learns the hard way that eating glue is not a fun thing to do.

[Oddwen]

Frodo just couldn't believe it wasn't butter!

Or...

Gimli: I can't believe it's not butter!
Fro: It's not?!

[Mithalwen]

Too late does Frodo realise that he borrowed Boromir's shaving cream not his toothpaste....

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Eat Cement, and you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

OR

Shelob's toilet was NOT a pretty sight.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

It was difficult, certainly; but to stay alive, Frodo had to devour Sam.

[Gandalf_the _white]

Aragorn knew it was time for his next bath when Frodo keeled over from the smell

[Morsul the Dark]

Galadriels's kiss wasnt was lovely as most would hope ;)

[Alcarillo]

Frodo just couldn't hide his feelings when Gimli intoduced him to his sister.

Frodo: Th-th-the . . . the beard!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: This food is good.

Gollum: Thank you, master, I made it myself...

Frodo: ... ...

OR

Frodo stumbles upon an Orc shower room.

[Lhunardawen]

Frodo had yet another Chem lab mishap.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Toothbrush: $12
Toothpaste: $270
Having Sam and Gollum dancing uncloaked in front of you while brushing your teeth: Priceless

[Farael]

Frodo had yet another Chem lab mishap.
Stealing from you, my (former) love....

Gandalf told frodo many times not to breath in the contents of that concentrated ammonia flask.

(Note: Ammonia is the most foul smelling chemical I have had to deal with. Maybe HydroChloric acid gas was a little worse because it stung on my nose and throat, but other than that Ammonia is pretty terrible.... it's not rare to see someone being sick because of it.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo just couldn't hide his feelings when Gimli intoduced him to his sister.

Frodo: Th-th-the . . . the beard!

Frodo just couldn't hide his feelings when Gandalf introduced him to his sister.

Frodo: Th-th-the . . . the beard! :eek:

Sorry, I thought it was funny. :D

OR

After eating some salted chips, Frodo realises he was descended from slugs...

Frodo: *melts*

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The very reason why one should never keep toothpaste and foot lotion next to each other on a bathroom shelf.


Frodo: Oh well, at least my feet are now safe from acid attacks.


edit: This is my 100th caption! :eek:

[Holbytlass]

Doing spit bubbles is cute when you're two!!







This is my 100th caption! :eek:Mine, too!

[Gurthang]

Frodo found out the hard way that adding real vanilla to ice cream is not very tasty.

[The Elf-warrior]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d78/ShelobsBane/lotr-1-2158-mr-butterbur.jpg

Butterbur: "Wanna hear some more knock-knock jokes?"

Frodo: "No!"

[narfforc]

Frodo to Barliman: What are you grinning about?

Barliman: It's painted on this way, but if it wasn't I'd still have a good laugh at your big hairy feet, and that wig you've got on.

[Formendacil]

The animated version of Gollum was too fat, with too much hair, and wore clothes, but the animators had been spot on with the greedy and fey look in his eyes.

[mormegil]

Barliman: What do you mean I look like a pervert.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Frodo: Oh no! He's after the Ring!

Barliman: No, I'm after your money!

OR

Barliman: Oh what big feet you have.

Frodo: All the better to kick you with.

[narfforc]

Frodo: Who's that strange fellow with a skirt on?

Barliman: Oh, he's one of them Strangers of the North, we call him Strides-less on account of him having no trousers.


(Sorry for the colloquialism, strides=trousers)

[Lalwendë]

Frodo: "I never expected to meet Les Dawson (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/l/lesdawsonshowthe_7772125.shtml) in the Prancing Pony! Got any good mother in law jokes?"

[Holbytlass]

Butterbur: "Now what have you been doing, Mr. Underhill? Frightening my customers and spitting on my floor!"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Butterbur: How do you like my new dentures?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

When Frodo dropped his wallet and it fell through the floor, Barliman was only too happy to help him out...

OR

Inspired by

Butterbur: "Now what have you been doing, Mr. Underhill? Frightening my customers and spitting on my floor!"

Butterbur: "Now what have you been doing, Mr. Underhill? Frightening my customers and prying up the floorboards!

OR yet!

Butterbur STILL can't believe its not butter!

[Meela]

Butterbur: This way sir, let me show you to the oven- er, room.. will you be stewing with- I mean, staying with us long?

Frodo: Um, maybe we should leave, Sam.... Sam?

Man in corner eating: Mmmm, tater seasoning...

[mormegil]

Barliman: Ohhh you're cute!!!

Frodo: :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Butterbur: For the last time, Mr. Underhill, I can't get the white wine any whiter!

Frodo: Try putting some more milk in it...

OR

Butterbur: Wednesday night is give me all your money night! If you don't join in, you get thrown tot he Black Riders! :D

[Alcarillo]

As a child, Butterbur didn't believe his mother when she told him his face would get stuck making faces like that.

[Kuruharan]

Butterbur just couldn't resist sticking a whoopee cushion in Frodo's chair.

[The Only Real Estel]

Some are blessed with exceptional looks. Some are blessed with great intelligence. Some are blessed with both. Butterbur was blessed with neither.

[narfforc]

Barman Butterball: Right Mister Undersized, the karaoke starts in five minutes, your on after Legless Greenteeth and the Six Pistelves, Oh and don't sing any songs by Elvish Parsley, because Strides-less thinks he's The King.

[Holbytlass]

Butterbur: You'd look like this, too, if a bee stung your cheek!

[Maeggaladiel]

Frodo: AAHH!! It's that evil woman from The Goonies!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Butterbur: So, do you think I'll get that page three-newspaper photo shoot?

Frodo: Erm... of course... *to Sam* Lets get out of here!

[Gurthang]

Frodo can't understand why Butterbur has his hair dyed two colors at once.

OR

Butterbur: "And I thought elves had pointy ears!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Butterbur: Ale? Toast?

Frodo: Actually, I'd like the new picture, please.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/8724.jpg

After Denethor found his pet Olyphant dead, Pippin had some explaining to do...

Pippin: I swear! I didn't do it! It was like that when I found it!

OR

Pippin: Merry! We've got our ears stuck together! :(

OR even!

Pippin: Merry! There's a giant Olyphant in the bath!

Merry: You don't say?

[Formendacil]

Harry Potter catches sight of Merry and Pippin through his invisibility cloak. (Doesn't that crinklely quality speak to an Invisibility Cloak?)

OH!!! WAIT!!!!

Merry and Pippin catch sight of Gandalf... wearing an invisible cloak! :D

[Farael]

Aragorn thought it'd be funny to throw a blanket over his head and pretend to be a ghost. After having seen some true ghosts during the battle, the joke did not go down very well with the hobbits.

[narfforc]

Pippin; Ha-ha Merry, how did you manage to kill that Oliphaunt with only that salami saugage your trying to hide from me.

[Kitanna]

The Hobbits are terrified to learn there really is such thing as an elephant graveyard.

or

The true terror of crazy glue.
Pippin: Stop pulling! You're going to rip off my ear!

[Oddwen]

Pippin: Hi folks, I'm Peregrin Took, and this is my dummy Merry. Say Hello Merry!

Pippin in a high voice: Hello folks!

Pippin: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week everyone!

[Parmastahir]

Merry: "You killed it. You cook it!"

Pippin: "WAAAAAHHHH!!!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Merry, The Olyphant took the top bunk! :(

OR

Merry: My mobile phone is vibrating... I know it's inside this armour somewhere...

Pippin: You just don't want to talk to me!


Merry: ... Erm... no comment. :p

[Kuruharan]

Merry: Look at the size of that footprint!! What could have caused it?!

Pippin: Hold me Merry, I’m scared!!!

[mormegil]

Merry doesn't quite know how best to help his friend in this situation

Pippin: Merry, HELP ME!!! That wedgie the orc gave me really, really hurts!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Merry is dead!

Merry: No I'm not!

Pippin: I can still hear his voice! :(

OR

Merry: What caused all this devastation?

Pippin: Gandalf the grey un-

Merry: DON'T SAY IT!

[Morsul the Dark]

Sort of inspired by Hookbill's "merry's dead" joke reminded me of monty python holy grail

Pippin: look a swallow carrying a cocoanut!
Merry:dont be crazy thats impossible
Pippin:Ghosts just killed these oliphant your going to tell me a swallow cant carry a cocoanut??
Merry:That depends was it an Ergion Swallow or a Haradian Swallow, im just swaying its a matter of weight ratio....

[Meela]

Merry: What are you crying about now?
Pippin: The oliphaunt landed on my foot!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

After fighting their way through an Olyphant stampede, Pippin is beyond dismay when he discovers that all the ale has run out at the victory party.

OR

It seems that the Olyphant tripped over Pippin. It hurt Pippin's back, apparently.

[The Only Real Estel]

The first architects at Stonehenge weren't overly stupendous...

Pippin: "Ah!!! It landed on my finger!!"

[Gothmog]

Pippin: NOOOOO!!!! He landed on the mushrooms!

OR

The result of Shire's Annual Beer Drinking Contest:
Oliphant: AAuuouohhh..... ZZZZZZZZZ
Pippin: Fine asch... Alchj...Ale here at oursch Ggrreeen Dshagon! One more plaesch!
Merry: Pippin, I think you've won already.

OR

Pippin: AHhhhh, disgusting!
Merry: At least we know what happens to an Oliphant with a nosebleed, don't we?

OR yet again...

Merry: A new verse is needed for this occasion... Big as a house, slayed by a mouse?

[Holbytlass]

Aahh!! It burns!!

[Oddwen]

Sort of inspired by Morsul's inspiration from Hookbill's post...


Pippin: This is an ex-Merry!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Aragorn! You know that elf you were going to marry but weren't sure you wanted to stop her from losing her immortality?

Aragorn *off screen*: yes?

Pippin: Well, you don't have to worry about her anymore. Mr. Olyphant has... well... you know...

[Eldar14]

No one was more shocked than Merry and Pippin when Frodo slipped on the wrong ring, and instead of turning invisible, turned into a dead oliphaunt.

------

"Oh no!!! The Oliphaunt crushed my Barbie Dreamhouse!!!"

------

Merry was so excited that Fido learned how to play dead, that he glued himself to Pippin. He immediately wished he had found some other way to express his joy.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

The Olyphant ate Aragorn! But it died of food poisoning. Pippin was dismayed as Aragorn cut his way out to return, smellier than ever.

[Oddwen]

M: Pippin, hy are you kissing my ear?

P: Why are you holding my hand?

M: Where's your other hand?

P: Between two pillows.

M: Those aren't pillows!!

Both: AAAARRRGH!

[Mithalwen]

Merry: Pippin, this isn't an opera - I'm injured, when someone is injured you get help... you don't sing a de capo aria while they die...

[The Only Real Estel]

Pippin: "Ahg! What is that behind us Merry!?"

Merry: "Don't worry Pip, it's just a blue (or green) screen."

[THE Ka]

Merry tried in vain to tell if Pippin had died from sheer shock, but he couldn't for the life of him find Pippin's heart in his throat...


~ Aesthete

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry didn't like having his picture taken.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Wow! That Olyphant was scary... But what is THAT?

Merry: Oh calm down! It's just a new picture...

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/11211.jpg

It seems that the Eye of Sauron was putting on too much weight.

Sauron: Uuurrr... I knew that last muffin was a mistake...

OR

Ah, slave labour; you get what you pay for.

[Farael]

Sauron's morning workout

Sauron: You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around... and that's what it's all about

[Gurthang]

The leaning tower of Barad-dur.

[Witch_Queen]

"Are your eyes dry and irritated? Are they red and puffy? Then you need Clear Eyes It'll clear your eyes up in a jiffy."

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The termite problem in Barad-dûr got really bad.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron's punishment for breaking the No Smoking rule. He couldn't help it, being a ball of fire.

OR

Sauron: Those Orcs are literally eating me out of house and home!

[Gandalf_the _white]

Sauron: "I am all powerf-arrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Mithalwen]

Sauron never really got the hang of the barbecue...but would he give up and use the perfectly good grill in the kitchens of Barad Dur? No ..... of course not... he might be a Maia .. but he was a male Maia... :p

[Holbytlass]

*slaps forehead* ooh, I didn't upgrade to earthquake protection.

[Meela]

Whoever said a chocolate tower would be better than a stone tower was clearly mistaken.

Which leads to...

"Aaaaggh! I'm meltiiiiiing!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Some Mordor Maths...

1 Drunk Witch King + 1 Mount Zoom = Smash!

OR

Sauron: Noo! I didn't pay the insurance on the tower!

[Morsul the Dark]

To everyone's amazement this tower was alive and loved to dance to the macrena

[Kath]

In the dance-off Sauron found Boromir's moves were too much for him to handle.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

This is what happens is you leave the iron on.

[Morsul the Dark]

YOu know that story about pking your eye out with scissors? its true :eek:

or

Sauron- o look a penny.....darn my no arms

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron- o look a penny.....darn my no arms

This gave me an idea!

Sauron really suffered when he had an itch!

[narfforc]

When Sauron found out that someone had destroyed his precious ring, he looked a bit down and said: What is the point of that'

or

Eye'm popping out for a bit.

[The Only Real Estel]

The Gondorians revealed themselves as the bad punsters that they were by handing out complementary bottles of eyedrops on the day that Sauron fell because, after all...the Eye had dropped. :rolleyes:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron's balancing act didn't last very long.

OR You knew it was coming!

Necromancer, Dark Lord, Evil King, whatever your title, it won't save you from the horror of Gandalf the grey uncloaked!

[Gurthang]

Flint: 2 silver

Fuses: 8 silver

Blasting powder: 37 silver

Having the satisfaction of single-handedly causing the destruction of the tower of Barad-Dur: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's MallornCard.

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

The disadvantages of being a giant lidless eye kicked in during pollen season...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: I can see my house from heeeeeeeerrrrrreeeee... *splat*

OR

Sauron: I could have had the dark cottage of Barad-dûr, that wouldn't have been such a bad fall... But NOOO! I had to go with the fancy tower.

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Sauron leans over to chat to the cute little palace next-door.

[mormegil]

This new post-modern architecture just didn't seem to hold up under pressure as well as the neo-classical style.

[Gurthang]

Despite being a very powerful flaming eye, Sauron was no match for the giant saber-toothed worms that sometimes haunted the plains of Gorgoroth.

[The Only Real Estel]

Sauron: "Okay, this is the last time I let the Gondorians build my tower, no matter how helpful they appear to be."

[Alcarillo]

Sauron always regretted trying to crane his neck to get a better view of those eagles.

[THE Ka]

Just as Sauron's new Tower of Evil Cubism was nearly complete, Picasso fell into another blue period...


~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: Aaahh... I'm so bad at this...

OR

Sauron: I did it... MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *Splat*

[Witch_Queen]

All the orcs gathered around the tower:

Orcs (in unison): Ring around the tower, our pockets full of bread.... ASHES Ashes..... The eye falls down....


Sauron: Darn kids.......


~~~~~~~~~~~OR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Frodo and Sam playing hide-n-go-seek...... Sam hides behind the "large stack of rocks"


Sam: Ok Frodo come find me.....

Frodo forgot to put on his glasses and runs into the tower......

Sauron: Who did that???

Frodo points at Sam: The old lady did it!!!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo tricked Sauron into looking up.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: Aww... Sauron fall down. :(

[Maeggaladiel]

Sauron tries to fit one-too-many sofas in the left half of the tower.

OR

Jenga!!!

OR


Looking back, Sauron realizes that filling the spare room with explosives might not have been the best of ideas.

[Mithalwen]

Forty years after winning major architectural awards, Barad Dur is voted "Ugliest Building" in Middle Earth and demolished...

[Lalwendë]

At least the sudden, yet inevitable, collapse of their dark chocolate truffle Barad Dur wedding cake earned the happy couple £250 from You've Been Framed.

[narfforc]

Sauron: I don't care if there is a couple of hobbits running around, just find that damn Fred Dibnahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Bêthberry]

Peter Jackson editting LotR: "Hmm, tower... tower ... a bit bland. What this image needs is a .. a.. a giant gorilla! Yes, yes, King Kong at Barad- Dur. I can work in the eagles too instead of the airplanes."

Phillippa: "Peter, calm down. There are no giant apes in Middle-earth."

PJ: "There was no shield boarding either at Helm's Deep. Did that stop me?"

Phillipa: "Save it for another film, dear."

[The Only Real Estel]

The girls always thought Sauron was just using a lame pick-up line when he told them he was "falling for them;" but then he'd do just that...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sauron: AAAGH! Quick! A new picture!

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/9419.jpg

Everyone enjoyed Sean Bean’s latest April fool.

Jackson: Ha! ha! Catapults are so funny!

Bean: HAY! FARAMIR! APRIL FOOLS! :D

[Holbytlass]

stunt coordinator: Okay, I want flaming Denethor to fall this way.

Sean Bean: Hahaha- "flaming Denenthor"

PJ: What are you laughing at?! Change of plans, you'll be joining him.

SB: What! No, really?! Come on Peej, say it's an April Fool....Peej?

[Mithalwen]

Shadowfax's charge into the Hallows and a plummeting, steward-fireball were an inevitable consequence of employing Jeremy Clarkson as consultant.

(Just imagine Jeremy reviewing Shadowfax for "Top Gear" - 'this is a mearas, a super-horse... ' - in fact the various arrivals of the Fellowship members to Minas Tirith could be one of those Top Gear Challenges - Jeremy as Gandalf on Shadowfax, James May as Captain Slow riding with the Rohirrim and the Hamster as Hobbit sized handluggage. Perfect. And the Stig? Surely the Stig could brave the paths of the Dead -he know no fear.....)

[narfforc]

1st man pointing to the upper levels: We need to get PJ up there to see the whole layout.
2nd man shaking his head: We can't the lift has broken down.
PJ: That's ok Sean's a big strong warrior type, he can carry me up.
Sean: Looking at the rotund PJ: HA-HA-HA-HA, come back when you,ve been on that diet you,ve been talking about.

[Meela]

Man #1: See that bit of tower up there?
Man #2: What, the bit that just crumbled and collapsed?
Man #1: Yeah! That's where Sean will be standing in this scene.

Sean: Hahaha, if you think I'm getting up there, you've got another thing coming.
PJ: Hahahaha, just you wait...

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Fascist jokes always brought a chuckle in Gondor.

[The Only Real Estel]

PJ: "So then the plumber said to the preacher, "That's not my cantelope!!" HAHAHAHA!"

Sean: "Heh, heh....heh."

Lesnie (man on the left): "If we picked him up and threw him out of here I think we could clear that wall up there..."

[narfforc]

1st Man: What's that up there?
2nd Man: Is it a bird?
PJ : Is it a plane?
Sean: HA-HA-HA-HA, no it's Sir Ian uncloaked

[mormegil]

Some people just didn't believe that the force existed in M-E. This man attempted to force move something believed otherwise.

Man: Just watch I'll move that boulder over there.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Guy in sunglasses: So, Pj, is it a boy or a girl?

OR

Sean: Ha ha! Faramir bringing Frodo and Sam here to Osgiliath? You'll be putting wheels on Mount Doom next!

[Parmastahir]

PJ: "Seriously, I KNEW that my fly wasn't open!"

SB: "Be a man and admit you were April-fooled!"

[Formendacil]

The Gondorians talk quietly amongst themselves, and Boromir is hard put to suppress his amusement, knowing as they all did what happened to tourists in Minas Tirith...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Guy to right of Bean: Hmm. That’s a really nice cloak. I think I'll steal it... Wait, no! Then it'll be Boromir uncloaked. :rolleyes:

OR

Guy in hat: Sorry, you must be this high to enter Osgiliath.

Bean: Ha ha! Shorty!

Or yet

Guy in hat: Sorry, you must be this high to enter Osgiliath.

PJ: Way ahead of you. http://forum.barrowdowns.com/ubb/icons/icon9.gif

[The Only Real Estel]

Lesnie (man in hat) maps out the battle plan while Sean pays no attention, instead having himself a good laugh at the Gondorians' ridiculous looking helmets.

Bean: "My god I'm glad I don't have to wear one of those!!" :D

[The Elf-warrior]

The falling tower pic:

Gandalf: "Behold, Carlotta is singing to bring the Barad-Dûr down!"

The PJ pic:

Sean Bean: "Frodo offering the Ring to a Nazgûl? Inconceivable!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

As the Gondorian extras gather around the buffet table Sean Bean laughs heartily.

Bean: Ha! Little do they know that I put laxatives in all those cakes.

PJ: Ha! Good joke. But seriously... you didn't, did you? ... ... ... ... I think I should go now. *runs*

OR

Hat guy: Can't... reach... the moon!...

Sunglasses guy: PJ, I think this guy needs medical attention.

[Meela]

Man #1: So that's where Denethor will hurl himself from...
Man #2: And that's the spot where Faramir gets crushed under a pile of rocks...
Boromir: Yeah, our family's got a history of dying horribly in battle. I wonder which poor sod's up next...
PJ: *evil grin*

[Oddwen]

Lesnie: ...and that's where Chuck Norris will make his entrance.
PJ: Yeah, this is our new Sam. He's not a hobbit anymore, but that doesn't matter anymore. Say hello, new Sam!
New Sam: Duuuuude, arooiiiiiigh'! 'S happenin'?
Sean: Yeah PJ, your updated script is *much* better than the original draft!

[The Only Real Estel]

Lesnie (man in hat): "Now the ringwraiths will come flying over this way..."

Sean: "Ringwraiths!? Haha! This is Osgiliath! Haven't you read the books!? Hahaha!"

PJ: "Heh, heh. Shut up, Sean."

[Valesse]

On the Sauron picture, playing off of Maeggaladiel:

Sauron knew he had made a mistake taking that promotion for Jenga.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Hat guy: Look!

Sean: What? What is it? What am I looking at?

PJ: *takes Bean's wallet* ;)

[Gurthang]

Nobody quite knew how to react to Boromir:

One man (far right) is almost asleep.
Peter Jackson just laughs at him.
Another man puts on some sunglasses to mock how 'bright' he is,
and finally, in a very strange gesture, one guy gives him a Nazi salute. :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

At the Gondor reunion, it was easy to see who had forgotten their armour.

Boromir: Ha! ha! You'll regret that when we come to the archery competition.;)

OR

Sunglasses guy: Pj, I've got a feeling that that guy with the suspicious had might be filming us.

Peter: Ha! ha! Don't be silly!

[Holbytlass]

Hat Guy: Okay, as soon as Sean Bean has put on his Hershey Kiss helmet and gets into place, I want Willy Wonka to pop out up there when they sing the "Famous Chocolatier" song.

[Morsul the Dark]

the gourp(hat guy, sunglass man, PJ and Sean) are embarressed and somewhat confused that someone would actually urinate on the set(check out the tan guy with his eyes closed behind sea.)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Sean Bean: So how long is this whole film project going to take?

PJ: oohh... about 5 years.

Sean: Bwahaha! No, seriously, how long?

PJ: ... ...

[Maeggaladiel]

I can't see the picture, Mormegil!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Try this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Caption1.jpg

Those chickens at the front must have been cooked in Ent draught. ;)

OR

Merry is a little more interested in the treasure chest than anything else.

OR even,

Pippin is a little more interested in the food than the treasure chest. :p

[Formendacil]

A flood in the root cellar meant one thing to Hobbits: all the food must be eaten before it goes bad.

[mormegil]

No matter how many times they did it ,the joy and novelty of swimming in raw orc sewage never seemed to diminish for Merry and Pippin.

or

Pippin: Man, those orc corpse's sure do tickle the feet.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Pippin: Hurrah! Finally a room without Gandalf the grey uncloaked!

OR

Merry: We'd better be quick before Orth-tank drives off! :eek:

OR yet!

Merry and Pippin were asked to 'guard the food'.

[Kuruharan]

Merry and Pippin couldn't believe it! Sam's daft idea about constructing irrigation ditches had worked!

[The Only Real Estel]

Thanks to their discovery in the kitchen that morning, Merry found it impossible to scold Pippin for drinking before bed the night before.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Merry: This is the single best thing that has EVER happened to me!

Pippin: What about your wedding day?

Merry: ... This is better!

Pippin: :eek: ... ... Agreed! :D

OR

This is actually the prelude to two pictures ago (Sauron's tower falling). These two alone ate Sauron out of house and home. :p

[Maeggaladiel]

"Well, maybe the plumbing backed up a little, but most of this 'ere food still looks good!"


OR

The Watcher in the Water's hobbit trap was working perfectly. As soon as they touched the glue-covered food, they would be his. Let Boromir and Legolas try to save them NOW!!

OR

Even after global warming occurred, the slaughterhouse was still a fun place to play.

OR

Normally when a drowning man sees his life flashing before his eyes, he becomes afraid. Not so for Merry and Pippin...

"Remember that turkey? I ate that!"

"OOH! Yes! And there's the mutton we had at your grandma's house last Thursday!"

[mormegil]

Saruman's pipe weed, which was just smoked by the two hobbits, was exeptionally potent.

[THE Ka]

Merry and Pippin had found the promise land -

An abandoned pre-stockmarket storehouse of Martha Stuwart...


~ Aesthete

[Meela]

Whoever said "help yourselves to a wee snack" when visited by passing travellers seriously underestimated Hobbit appetites.

[Lalwendë]

Merry and Pippin laughed scornfully at the poor excuse for a 'challenge' that was set before them in the final of the Middle Earth Glutton Bowl contest.

[Parmastahir]

Merry: "Geez, Pippin. That barrel of ale we found was proper 1420. I just wish I hadn't had so much."

Pippin: "Why is the water so warm here????"

[The Only Real Estel]

The hobbits stumbled across Bombur’s midmorning “snack.”

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Those legends that treasure was hidden under Bag End were a little wrong. But never before were Hobbits SO happy to be wrong!

OR

Merry and Pippin were so happy to find this food that they began to just melt away. And you thought Isenguard was flooded by a broken dam. :p